A lot of people get confused when he says "I've been waiting 8 long years for this" but it's not like he leaves and comes back when he ages. He quite literally magically ages in a second, absorbing a year of knowledge and training without the time it takes. So even if he's 80 by the end it'll still be 8 years in real time
I can’t believe what I’ve just witnessed - you struggle bussed through the whole game and then beat the final boss in like 4-5 tries. How TF. I made it to him at 25 and haven’t been able to even see his second phase yet 🤣
He is where I realized how OP it is to switch between parry and down dodge. It actually would have made the other bosses much easier too. Just parry until your block bar is nearly broken then down dodge to replenish because parry damages their bar on top of your attacks. Just make sure to parry his GOD DAMN SWEEP
@@Pongsifu summed up my strat against Yang perfectly... except for the sweep. I usually avoid that as well. On phase 1, if his leg glows and he's too far, it's a sweep. On phase 2, he probably does it only if you keep spamming avoid for too long. Or if I misjudge a sweep, I just follow-up with a ground takedown. Win-win for me.
Your edits and comedy are god worthy. These memes are very time appropriate. Keep it up!!!!! Please continue with your brand of humor, it is a great reprieve from today's normal.
I'm at home so I was fucking wheeze laughing so hard here. Glorious comment. Really cathartic watching someone go through these hardships after I recently beat it.
No matter what Pongsifu will always be my favourite TH-camr, there’s no one that points out the most obscure hilarious flaws in games like he does not only that he reveals some pretty awesome games I never thought of trying, I know for sure you won’t see this humble fans comment but we appreciate your full on sarcasm 😂 keep posting more! We want more!
I'm happier to see this than elden ring honestly. Not just cause I'm not interested in elden ring, but mainly since all your damn videos are pure quality. It was fun watching your ass get kicked Mr. Sifu
You`re a mind reader, man! I was thinking to myself after beating Sifu this week that it would be such a blast if you played it for a video. And here it is. Cheers!
YOOOOOOO you 1000% got the Like and Sub due to the Kung-Pow reference in the beginning. One of the greatest hidden gems of all time... ..... Im bleeding, which make me the victor!
I'm releasing this just in time for nobody to watch it because everyone will be busy playing Elden Ring.
And then release the Elden Ring video once everyone has moved on to... Kirby and the Forgotten Land???
@@ik-y A never ending cycle 😔
@@ik-y Nah, Minesweeper is going to be the next big thing i tell ya.
You underestimate my simping for your content. Besides, even a Tarnished must eat breakfast, and your video dropped just in time for that!
The last pun killed me.
I know for a fact this man bought this game just for this pun
the damn last pun caught me totally offguard
I didn’t realize it until he said it lol wasn’t aware of the similarities
I read this comment right at the end when he said the joke lmao
He is now truly the Pong Sifu
OOHHHHHH
That depends, did he do a pong video?
"They're just girlbossing me over the head with a lead pipe." Perfect line, man
"You must enjoy the taste of defeat".
- "I don't actually like the taste of feet, but whatever."
My favorite.
It should have been me 😭😭😭😭
I love the taste of defeat...
Girl boss me till my breathing rights are revoked mommy 🥺
"Two Boomers fighting over a parking spot at Cracker Barrel."
That had me rolling! Good job!
Same lol
what´´s a Cracker Barrel?
@@frikicomputerwizard2237 A restaurant with a gift shop. Senior citizens love it.
“She’s a walking brick wall with a clit” holy shit I never laughed so hard😂
Pongsifu's comedic timing and choices are always top tier, genuinely cry-laughing sometimes
2:26 is my favorite 🤣
A lot of people get confused when he says "I've been waiting 8 long years for this" but it's not like he leaves and comes back when he ages. He quite literally magically ages in a second, absorbing a year of knowledge and training without the time it takes. So even if he's 80 by the end it'll still be 8 years in real time
It's the reason why the bosses don't age with you
@@Davemyguy I thought this was obvious. Every boss has a "super power". Your's is aging instead of death.
@@zigfaust Not gonna lie, I think we got screwed on the super power rationing
Isn't it 7 years realistically? He died at 12, got revived so it's 13, game start at 20 so ..
@@SstylerMA chronologically he would have still been waiting 8 years even if he had magically aged an extra year
Y'know there's a true ending where you spare all the bosses
Pong never gets the good ending
@@Gill_Man yeah based on his silent hill videos
@@Gill_Man Video games have good endings?
@@Pongsifu I know, crazy right?
@@Pongsifu lol ALWAYS HAS BEEN
I was literally JUST thinking "he can't NOT play it he is 'sifu' " and here we are
9:36 gotta be my fav "I'm gonna beat you for looking like an idiot" moment
Pongsifu: *Upload*
Me: "A fine addition to my collection"
Pongsifu is back with another banger. The dodge spamming failing at the Tower`s boss is just *chef kiss*
The notification that Pongsifu uploaded a sifu video made my day instantly
7:36 I laughed so hard, and Pong's commentary makes it even better
[5:56] That scene went straight from kungfu fight to murder scene
💀😆
I couldnt stop laughing bro, dude got his shit pushed in, that man was READY
Thank you for bringing me back to this timestamp. God damn there are some perfect moments in this video.
😂😂 Father: “Remember son, dying is gay!”
"I am the Sifu...PONGsifu."
and that is how you write a good movie ending
I absolutely love your content, Keep up the great work bro!
there isn't single video in this channel which isn't pure gold
The legend returns, I long waited for this moment of sifu on sifu action
"Please go easy on me, I'm very old and fragile"
*target acquired*
Such a cultured man, you know Oldboy . Awesome !
I'm so glad i found your channel your are hilarious and the editing freaking perfect
I seen all your videos, but some how this one brought me laughing so hard I had tears. You cured my week.
I love the quality chill of your humour, it's always on point XD Also extra win for the Kung Pow: Enter the Fist reference!!!
One of the best Sifu edits yet would love to see pongsifu show mercy to the bosses on the next video
I can’t believe what I’ve just witnessed - you struggle bussed through the whole game and then beat the final boss in like 4-5 tries. How TF. I made it to him at 25 and haven’t been able to even see his second phase yet 🤣
He is where I realized how OP it is to switch between parry and down dodge. It actually would have made the other bosses much easier too. Just parry until your block bar is nearly broken then down dodge to replenish because parry damages their bar on top of your attacks. Just make sure to parry his GOD DAMN SWEEP
@@Pongsifu That sweep has ended many lives
Tbh the final boss is the easiest one. You just need to span parry
@@Pongsifu XD So just twitch like you're on Adderall until you win? Got it XD I will heed your advice, Master PongSifu
@@Pongsifu summed up my strat against Yang perfectly...
except for the sweep. I usually avoid that as well. On phase 1, if his leg glows and he's too far, it's a sweep. On phase 2, he probably does it only if you keep spamming avoid for too long.
Or if I misjudge a sweep, I just follow-up with a ground takedown. Win-win for me.
"I'll just bob and weave till I figure it out" *immediate bonk*
🤣 comedy that writes itself
Your edits and comedy are god worthy. These memes are very time appropriate. Keep it up!!!!! Please continue with your brand of humor, it is a great reprieve from today's normal.
If I wasn’t at the gym, the “walking brick wall with a clit” would’ve had me laughing sooooo loud holy shit!
I'm at home so I was fucking wheeze laughing so hard here. Glorious comment. Really cathartic watching someone go through these hardships after I recently beat it.
No matter what Pongsifu will always be my favourite TH-camr, there’s no one that points out the most obscure hilarious flaws in games like he does not only that he reveals some pretty awesome games I never thought of trying, I know for sure you won’t see this humble fans comment but we appreciate your full on sarcasm 😂 keep posting more! We want more!
Unsurprisingly he was the sifu after all, the Pongsifu
The smiling friends audio clip at the end floored me. Great video man you're hilarious.
Your comedic style is a breathe of fresh air. You had me laughing the whole time
I'm happier to see this than elden ring honestly. Not just cause I'm not interested in elden ring, but mainly since all your damn videos are pure quality. It was fun watching your ass get kicked Mr. Sifu
1:27 i love this bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You`re a mind reader, man! I was thinking to myself after beating Sifu this week that it would be such a blast if you played it for a video. And here it is. Cheers!
How the hell did you manage to make me laugh at a game that I’ve been raging on, you are a genius sir lol
you're just a legend, love your videos so much
Seeing Pong getting demolished in a difficult game is my guilty pleasure, and I hope it forever will be.
I'm so glad for discovering you. It is really fun to hear you talk :D
I know you can't possibly miss this opportunity to play SIFU, Sifu.
4:45 fucking sent me holy shit the speed lmao
12:14 genuinely got me lol
Dudeee ive been waiting for an upload from u for so longg
" *A REAL Sifu, would have gotten the Good Ending* "
- Master Sifu, Kung-Fu Panda, 2008
Man that last line. "The PongSifu" just got me rolling in the ground for 3 minutes xd
Pongsifu: PoNgSiFu
Me: Ha, He say it!
This channel deserves more pull.
I was sad about college and now I'm happy, thanks Sifu, The pongSIFU
Now we just need to you play Pong and we'll have it all completed. "What a Pong Playing Pong Looks Like."
"They're just girlbossin me over the head with a lead pipe"
Subscribed
“We purposely trained him wrong, as a joke” 💀💀💀
I'm so glad I found this channel. Lmafo it's all gold.
12 minutes of nonstop zingers. Amazing, you ARE the PongSIFU.
Watching this instead of sleeping and in cackling and can't stop the editing is so good😂
The sneaker sound was perfect 👍🏾
Feel like Pongsifu has been waiting years to make that joke. "I am the Sifu, the Pongsifuu."
This is a game I would never ever play, but it’s so enjoyable watching someone else play it.
That final joke was hilarious
"I can take two dudes, it's just a Friday night" 😂😂
Holy hell right on time to watch at work, thank you ill stop working immediately.
10:48 that dope slap got to me
Thank you for your super detailed description!
Dude iv watched this like 4 5 times
"Please go easy on me, I'm very old and fragile."
*Immediately gets frickin' dunked on.*
Great new upload man!
That "ding" killed me 9:39
It's a good thing you managed to beat this game otherwise I would have to disown you and find another mentor.
The fucking Smiling Friends reference got me so good
"i can take two dudes. that´s just a friday night" had me rolling
Loved the Oldboy reference! Effed-up movie at the end but killer upto then. Entertaining vid!
congratulations, you played yourself
the moment i heard that shrimp scream i just knew there was gonna be a jeremy punch in this
"I'm too geriatric for this!" LMFAO
Yooo keep it up , pretty funny , i enjoy it subtle edit ! gudluck
I enjoyed this video. Thank you. New sub.
I gotta say, your videos are the best on TH-cam
You got a sub for adding that smiling friends audio clip at the end
Dude, I haven’t even seen the video but you get a like for the Kung Pow reference. LOVE that movie!!!
I feel like this was Pongsifus Origin story. I understand so much now!!! One becomes a Sifu after fearsomely Roundhousing a brick wall with a clit.
3:00 - in my hometown there is a shopping center that is literally just called Shopping Center
Had me in tears when you said (Like a wall with a clit) You just made my day lol
Another golden video to watch!
10:46 this is the pinnacle of video editing, well done, hahaha🤣🤣 Great video, man!😁
I LOVE the immediate Kung Pow reference.
I have been waiting for this video since Sifu came out
I was waiting for this. Nice.
9:40 That DING caught me so off guard. LMAO
That Smiling Friends reference at the end was great.
The Kung Pow reference was masterfully done
2:20 Dies, goes to heaven to hear God say," YOU SUCK." This is funny!🤣🤣🤣
Cracks your ribs and spinal cord leaving you unable to walk
Batman: WhErE aRe ThEy?!?!
The /ponsifu/ was just ✨marvelous✨ *chef's kiss*
If the video game history would've ended with this game, your channel name would've become insanely important
The fucking editing is top tier in this. From the Wimp-Lo to the Rush Hour bits lmao
YOOOOOOO you 1000% got the Like and Sub due to the Kung-Pow reference in the beginning.
One of the greatest hidden gems of all time...
..... Im bleeding, which make me the victor!
5:04 "THERE'S FALKLAND ISLANDS ALL OVER THE PLACE" energy
love this part 8:09