Mix These Jokes To Make People Obsessed With You
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Today you’ll learn 6 easy ways to make people laugh and love being around you.
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0:00 - #1: Play dumb
1:28 - #2: A sincerity fakeout
2:14 - #3: The 3 point list
3:07 - #4: Exaggerate so much it's impossible to take you seriously
4:26 - #5: Elevate the other person
5:39 - #6: Self deprecating humor
8:03 - Learn how to form connections with anyone
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Tell your joke to Jimmy Fallon for a 100% success rate
Fallon: "hahahahhahhhhhhhaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaa"
Jimmy Fallon always has me feeling like I missed the joke because nothing is ever that funny 😂
I love how giddy he is. 😂
@@siantelove😂😂😂
Fallon's a gimp. Most unfunny fake guy I ever seen
as an alien trying to disguise myself as a human person, thank you, this is very helpful
Nailed it bro
Good one lad
No worries Elon
You need to try harder Zuckerberg.
Dr. Vanderspeigle!!
What I love about Ryan Reynolds is when he tells a joke he continues with the most straight face in existence and continues telling the joke while everyone’s laughing
yeah... that's a different element though
he keeps a straight face but uses obvious exaggeration at the points that are supposed to be punch lines, as a way of giving you a heads up to say "Laugh now"
that's what i want to do but if i don't smile my face looks more serious than Tommy Shelby and literally no one laughs that's why i have to Smile
His patter has got old
I still remember RRenolds portayal of Buffalo Bill (from Silence of the lambs) with his teste tuck. I think the movie was Buying the Cow. That is my first memory of him. This teste tuck cannot be unseen!😱 Be afraid, be very afraid!
i know that problem 😏@@_izro_
Ryan Reynolds: **Breathes**
Jimmy Fallon: "Hahahahahahahaha"
**taps table to clarify he's dying from laughter**
To simplify it further, whenever there is awkwardness in a conversation you can try adding over the top silliness. You can't do it every time but for minor things it does help smooth things over.
I like to call it out with a "That went better in my head..." type of comment. I've been told that I excel with dry, deadpan humor so I guess I've naturally ran with it. So maybe find a tactic that best suits your personality?
Or you could go dark. After awkward pause tell them how many bodies you buried in the woods
@@Amins88 Yeah, it has to suit your personality.
@@Amins88 what if its the awkward silence that suits my personality 😂
@@tgkmervin5998 Then embrace the hell out of it. Play chicken to see who breaks the silence first!
"People don't judge you for having imperfections, they judge you on how you perceive your imperfections."
Exactly.
pple of twitter/instagram: Hold my beer.
I was gonna say this quote was fantastic
female way of thinking
@@RR-et6zp can you explain lmao
No, I just judge your simp perfections.
Blazer joke was a primo level fake out. I was completely not ready. Plus, the physical comedy "here you go!!"
I nearly woke up my wife at that one.
I love this video so much because I see people do this unintentionally all the time. Family members, adults, kids, everyone follows these tips in some form or another all the time. It's great advice.
Helps if you are a movie star.
You are talking to AI.
no, it is not. you should be genuine, not be cracking jokes in a forced way like this video implies.
Watching Van Helsing in the theatre was one of my favorite movie experiences. my friend and I heckled it all the way through, and afterward the couple behind us caught up to us to thank us for saving the movie for them, and we invited them out for pizza.
ah the good ol' days.
Then had an orgy.
That sounds glorious
That's fabulous.. I was on the set of Van Helsing in Prague.. and it didn't look good then !!
When I was a junior in college, my teacher gave us this assignment. While I was working on the assignment, she asked me how I was doing. I said "I am doing well. How are you doing?"
😂
That's a level of charisma that I want
Were you able to give her the D?
She wanted your D, you didnt have to say anything
oh my god, you so shagged her!!!
I will never not smile from that gin joke its so well thought out and put together.
Sincerity is the key. Once you learn how to fake sincerity you are all set to go.
lol this was a good joke, well done :)
@goldmember-db4pb But any so called "loser" or unattractive person can become popular by getting fit, good grooming and clothes, and learning to be humorous and socially confident. It takes work and time, but achievable for anyone. There are many celebrities not traditionally attractive who built careers by self improvement and are now admired (Steve Buschemi, Rebel Wilson, Whoopi Goldberg, Chris Farley, Danny DeVIto, etc).
Dear Introverts,
We unite again.
Sincerely,
Fellow Introvert.
🫡
Unlearning the introvert
Said by a true introvert
The fellow introvert part settled it for me.
this is the max word limit for a introv
I tried this in a conversation with a dolphin earlier. We just clicked.
Noyce! 😄
Sounds like a boring conversation just clicking at each other... But I don't believe you anyway. A dolphin can't click because it doesn't have fingers! Everyone knows that!
@@weplaywax Damn! Of course! I didn't think of that! lol.
That Theo Von clip is one of my favourite things ever. That one and the one about eating a Vietnamese guy. 😂
"Exhibit A"
thank you man for this video ,i learned how to be the attractive one in the group, how to keep the converstion interesting and got to know that my existence is at its end since i have to watch a video on how to be humourous
But your audience (family and friends?) has to be smart enough to catch your joke. The world has become so boring and literal that often the simplest ironic joke goes over their heads.
Van helsing is such a good movie. One of my favorites. I don't know how it got such low reviews
Yeah dude, I've never met anyone who didn't like it. Awesome movie
It's the best Tarzan movie ever.
One of my favorite self-deprecating jokes was when an old Missouri farmer had forgot my name,he apologized by saying "my memory is about as short as my peter"
I'm _awful_ with remembering names, and one trick I accidentally discovered several years ago was to say something like "I want to call you [insert random name] but I know that's wrong, you just remind me of someone I knew named that."
Careful about self deprecating humor, it gives mean bystanders the green light to start deprecating you
Except that people can tell when it's intentionaly mean, which just makes them look bad.
Thank you very much!
Love this video. Thanks for making it
Its funny, you can make this video 10 times and I will watch every time. No regrets
Dont know why people need this? This is so easy comes to me naturally. I don't have any trouble making people laugh. What can I say, my life's a joke.
Bro I LOVE the Van Helsing movie, I did not know it got terrible reviews! WHAT!? D:
Nice video. Thank you
I need to delete this from my watching history because I can’t let someone know this is what I’m watching
Dude just described my sense of humor😅
beautiful video. Helpful and made me laugh, thank you
Silliness is the best form of humor. A perfect example:
Use the term "Conscience stricken" in a sentence.-
"Don't conscience stricken before they hatch."
incredible breakdown!
What are useful social skills that can be picked up quickly?
By default, respect people.
Cough, but cover your mouth with forearm, not palm.
A smile at strangers is not bad; it's humility.
Silence is the loudest display of anger; rest is immaturity.
Most people find unnecessary touching uncomfortable, remember that.
Interruption is impatience.
Great people respect disagreement.
When you speak in a group, try and look at everyone at least once.
If you are not comfortable looking in eyes, look at the face at least.
When someone speaks, nod to make them comfortable, even if you don't agree.
If you don't know what to speak, listen to people and understand what they want to listen.
Don't be rigid on your opinions.
However your interaction was, leave with positivity. A smile, and a positive statement of appreciation works well.
Never ask uncomfortable details from people in public.
Interact more with nervous people to make them comfortable and to leave a positive impact on them.
If your palms sweat, keep two handkerchiefs in your pocket, always wipe before shaking hands.
If someone is sitting on your side, don't fold your leg in a way that your shoe faces that person.
Keep your used utensils yourself in the sink or bin; this makes you subconsciously look responsible and humble.
Be a pleasant person, don't spit out negativity in front of people, however bad you feel inside.
Be sure before quoting facts; wrong facts put your image down.
This is a good list honestly
Great list. Are you British? I've never seen "spit" used that way
Thank you very little.
Brilliant
@@astro6393 thanks
loki finally got his solo show which is now saving the MCU (totally off the topic but m a part of the loki fan base)
I am an introvert who has overcome shyness to bullying, to cultural repression forced on males (as a non-westerner) with regard to dating. I share this lesson in humility especially with regard to game. Your jokes could be the most funniest yet they will never impress people who are disingenuous and refuse to see the efforts of others.
You are too serious and gloomy to be funny. It is not on other people to find humor where it does not exist. If you want them to laugh at your jokes you have to present something worthy of a laugh.
The "sincerity fakeout" is what used to be called "popping the balloon" - it works best when the "sincerity" is built on socially mediated information (pre-processed societal assumptions and expectations we take for granted) - followed with breaking rapport by saying the opposite of what's expected, often involving an obviously absurd observation and/or accusation. For example, at a Xmas party I was randomly temporarily seated next to a woman I wanted to meet and a donation basket was passed around. As she handed me the basket, I flubbed the hand-off and dropped the basket on the floor. Instead of the expected apology, with a slight shake of the head, commented "you're so clumsy" in a way that indicated I wasn't serious. Later I saw her on the dance floor and commented on how well-dressed everyone was. Followed by, "I mean, look at you! You look... halfway decent." Got a big laugh. Blow up the balloon, then deflate it. But obviously this needs to be tailored to people and situation. The more attractive and confident the individuals the more you can get away with without offending someone.
Stranger standing in front of Walmart: Have you found Jesus?
Me: I didn't even know he was lost.
Jokes that hit hard and laughter so hard that tears can’t help but flow
here i am with, amazing friends, nicest people in the world who are very supportive and adore me, and adhd watching this for no apparent reason just cos i misclicked it after it landed on my for you page.
as a skinwalker who took the body of some randome dude i just clawwed the life out of him, this was very helpful thx.
I tell people in the gym, "If you want to look bigger, stand next to me". Another one is: "when I take my wife to the beauty parlor, the owner tells me to leave through the back door".
Goshdangit you got me watching a freaking commercial and now I've gotta sign up.
This is so great im creative but this metod makes it easie to put in practise
Bro. I freaking love Van Helsing. What!?
Bad movies can be enjoyable. Like the room. Just wanted point this out 10 months later.
I HATE when i do the number one and the people doesn't play along. Actually, some act like they are way smarter than you because then don't get it's a joke! These days I got robbed and after the shock was gone, I went to tell some people, I was like "I don't know if the guy had a gun, but i didn't want him to find out that I'm actually immortal". and the people was like "You aren't immortal, you moron! There's not such a thing". Yes, Karen! I know i'm not immortal! I just have super speed!
That's a good one, actually!
Don't worry, your secret's safe with me...
No you moron, you dont have super speed💀
One time I was approached by a would-be mugger. Fortunately I had just bought a book on kung fu, which actually turned out to be a book on Kama sutra.
Let me tell ya,
was THAT mugger surprised.
@@jimdoak3658please pay your child support sir 😂
No fe
Dot: very creative so ABSOLUTELY continue with it. Beautiful painting ‼️👏💐🎨🖼🖌️❣️
“Do you know what this is?”
Checks notes
“No I do not…. You’re supposed to laugh now”
amazing video
The King of Charisma approves
Thanks for explaining how comedy works ….. < p a u s e > …… NAAAAAAAHT!!
Excellent
This is literally the perfect sales pitch, tell people what to do but not how to do it. "Be funny." Okay, how? "Well I'm glad you asked, for the low low price of dollars, we'll show you how" I ain't even mad, it's truly genius.
Really though.... Lol and it's like several several thousands of dollars lol
The people who actually wonna learn, just the way I was helped, was to truly try to understand what made the impact, what action .
They never used to advertise their course until they studied Aaron Marino and realized how well of a salesmen he is.
@6:09 "Van Helsing" is great, I've never got the hate, I love it!
Apparently more than 50% of people who weren't critics liked it sooo...
0:40 he later got the ironman role in the mandalorian sequel ...
Okay So Ryan Reynolds knows everything
During my ninth month of pregnancy, I had trouble sleeping, so I spent all my time nesting. Even after I gave birth, I still nested quite a bit.
I asked my mom when the nesting stops.
She said that she will let me know if she ever stops nesting.
Only mistake of this video is using James Corden as an example of how to be funny
A lot of the videos on this channel are useful in every day life, but I have to say that this one is very Americanised. If I tried these "jokes" where I'm from, people would look at me like I've dribbled on them or something...
Yup. I'm from a culture when people don't respect boundaries -- self-deprecating humor will actually decrease your social status and in extreme cases may make people gang up on you with their jokes.
I'm sorry to hear about your situation, guys.
Detroit is the worst! 😢
What sort of joking is common where you are?
I actually do much of this without thinking. Jokes come naturally to me, and half the time it's at my own expense. "Obviously I can't be trusted alone with it." - an inside joke about me breaking things. "I'll bring what you need in 2 hours." - currently referencing me taking two hours to bring a coworker something.
The ones that are not inside jokes, I do on the fly. Most of the time it's at my own expense anyways, sometimes it's at their own expense. 9 times out of 10, it lands with a lasting impact. Anything really good, everyone just continues to reference it days or even weeks later. I also do a lot of encouragement, which are not so much tiny jokes, but tiny jabs. "Why don't you?" followed by... "Don't worry about it, just do it." Something a bit extreme, but that notion gets into their head and they usually remember something like that. Of course, all through context.
"People don't judge you for having imperfections, they judge you on how you perceive your imperfections."
I guess im naturally funny because i do a lot of these things unintentionally i didnt even know they were techniques 😂
After watching this insightful video, I felt like an AI learning about humor. The celebrities that pulled it off makes it looked so easy and natural which then put me in an awkward mood feeling I have rusty cogs in my humor part of the brain. My father-in-law once said if you have to explain the joke then it's not worth telling it. Maybe I'm autistic and just realizing it for the first time.
Having explained all of this, I doubt you have begun to realize you are not funny.
Subscribed😂
So, in short:
1: say things that exaggerate or are absurd, so it's obvious they're jokes; or,
2: use funny teasing (using the above);
3: for best results, tease yourself;
4: Vary the use of one and two (and three) so you're not boring/predictable.
When someone makes the comment that people never change I sincerely and strenuously object. "That's just not true." I begin. "My relationship with my mom was absolutely horrible but like four years ago she changed and our relationship was transformed overnight. As bad as it was before - it's that good now. Yup, ever since she died..."
What are the most powerful quotes you have ever come across?
Stay genuine, tables will turn.
In life you are presented with two choices “evolve or repeat”.
If you get that gut feeling that something isn’t right about a person or situation, trust it.
Be ready to lose anyone anytime.
Apologize when you’re wrong. Stop looking for quotes that support your stupidity.
Commitment isn’t scary, wasting years of your life is.
Anything you lose by speaking your truth isn’t a loss. It’s an alignment.
The less you say, the more your words will matter.
Your life isn’t yours if you always care what others think.
Working on yourself, by yourself, for yourself.
UPvote if you feel relatable with any of these lines.
I can't see likes or dislikes, but I'll give you a like
These are great quotes - are you the creator of all of them? Or did you borrow from other sources?
A few really hit deep for me:
"Your life isn’t yours if you always care what others think" - fantastic insight! "Be ready to lose anyone anytime." - good reminder about impermanence! "Commitment isn’t scary, wasting years of your life is." - so true; in fact, commitment is liberating! Thank you!
@@krystalharris79 The important thing is to help.
@@KRAKOA889 Absolutely! Be helpful and kind. Our world needs more of this attitude!❤
@@krystalharris79 🤝🤝🤝
love the content
Just a question. Why is it that when ever I tried to make people laugh I often feel that the people that I am trying to amuse often don't bother to even listen or try to understand that I am joking .Giving me the feeling that I am boring and that nobody sees me as funny and I am not interesting
hey I cant get to your program because I am too fabulous to be in that place.
that being said I am ridiculously amazed in how you just boosted my ego. 😂😂😂
anyway. just got off my medication plus a beer so mind me 😂
Sometimes it’s not you who’s not funny, it’s the people around you who simply don’t appreciate the jokes.
i’ve had to learn that, especially working in the food service industry man some people have not one humorous bone in their body and can’t even give you any small reaction to make things less awkward smh
@@blackwidow17 yeah same, started to think I’m too childish but really there’s just ton of people who’s plain boring or uptight. It took me a while too to understand that
I have a sub group of friends at work and we have a bit of a dark humor. Once in a while one of us would report going out with their "normal" friends and said something supposedly funny and nobody got it. It's also fine being the weirdo to some (or most) people.
@@dariatnk999 exactly i kinda feel bad for them because how boring is that💀🥱
Great video 😎😎
Another form of humor I find good is when someone says something obvious I change my voice and go "What??? No way.." Or if they told me that I have to do something obvious I go "I do?!"
Bro!! I love Van Helsing, that movie is great 😢
I got a laff at church when i walked in the kitchen and they had a bunch of corn cobs on the counter i said " i haven't seen this much corn since the opening scene of Hee Haw."
You must announce your place in the family of things. - Mary Jane Elizabeth Oliver
These helps for potential TH-cam ideas
I like the part where he says "I pour milk in BEFORE the cereal"
monstrous
This is great….for people who are 40 years old or older
I have about 2 rock solid jokes I can go to. I seriously need more.
Can you share the two? 😭
@@TheLovelyEnigma Why? Have you none of your own?
@@scillyautomatic Oh no. I thought you would atleast be 10yo. Nevermind.
@@TheLovelyEnigma Well, you ask someone for their best go-to's and you offer nothing in return... you're going to get some pushback.
@@scillyautomatic Um...I guess that applies among peers or people in person, unless you're talking of effort & value and not competition or gatekeeping. But yea, fair. Are you talking of specific jokes or template/concepts?
Please make a series exclusive for Matt Rife that really delves in into all about him.
Im the inspiration of this video ☺️
5:57 when i do this people say i hate myself.
He says that you dont want to do these all the time.
But i do all these all the time, i cant help it
After practicing these techniques people are now obsessed with me at my living with OCD support group. Well, its a start.
Best, never fail way to get people to be obsessed with you is look like Brad Pitt. Works every time
"did hear about the abudabudabididi?"
"what?"
*fart sound*
that's my strategy rate it please
this video gives off the vibes of "How to Win Friends and Influence People"
I love the van helsing movie...
funny vid, thanks
thamk you😌
Bro van helsing is the movie i grew up with, its one of the best movie i have ever seen
6:25 OMG I thought I saw Christopher Reeves for a second 👀👀
"Laugh at Yourself" is basically the answer
Do not take this video for 😂a second for real
Clothing could be a metaphor for this.
You just spilled all my secrets!!!!!!😴😴
it's all about confidence really
could you please do a video on Steven Yeun I think he has a really good style
There is no more inner beauty, now it's meaningful beauty from a bottle, it is chemicals from a bottle
guy: "did someone left his sunglasses"
me: is that a fake oakley?
guy: hmmmmm.... yes!!!
me: yup, is mine.... just bought it for $4
Take what you do seriously, but don't take your self seriously. Have fun with it!
Good advice for a surgeon addressing their patient in a pre-surgical consultation.