"Hit him with your face taser" And that is how Kirk went on to live out and live as a brandish rogue named TazerFace, leaving Spock to man the Enterprise as captain, and to do a WAY better job than he ever did
Not that anyone gives a shit three years later, but it's closer to physically correct for you to not see a reflection on the floor when staring straight down. This is what's usually referred to as "Fresnel reflection" where a high angle of incidence doesn't produce a reflection but lower angle will. Unfortunately in most games they don't seem to have a very good grasp on how this works and make the near/high angle material look almost matte while giving the far/low angle material an almost mirrored appearance, completely fucking ignoring physics and reality. A matte material would produce a much more blurry reflection.
In the original series Kirk was the captain because he was as accomplished an officer as Spock and was legitimately more competent at the required tasks (if not as competent as Picard). Spock's command experience is very limited, which is justified by him being part of the science division. In the reboot films there is literally no reason for Kirk to be in charge even after Spock steps down. He doesn't have the distinguished record, and from what I remember he's not even part of the ship's crew.
Being an AMAZING fan of Simon Pegg (a.k.a. Trekkies he is Scotty) I knew the reference you said when you went "Shaun" instead of Scotty. I have watched all the Simon Pegg + Martin Freeman + Nick Frost altogether movies.
Space racists? maybe. They do have a "separate yet equal" ship of all Vulcans, the USS Intrepid. Got eated by a space amoeba, it did. Spock felt it cuz he's a Jedi.
About the reflection, look up "fresnel reflection and transmission equations." And then contemplate them until you realize exactly why reflections behave in that way.
Spock was made Captain in the newest Star Trek movie....right? (also, I'm no fan of Star Trek; that movie was the first time I ever saw anything from the Star Trek saga so can everyone not immediately hate my guts for asking this? please?) Also Scotty looks like he's been hit in the face......15 times......with a space-shovel........best game ever!10/10 :D (and yes, I am being sarcastic for those of you who didn't catch that)
Nerd³ i absolutely love your humor and editing in your videos. and now that i know you are a red dwarf fan you just got bumped up to my number one favorite youtuber.
Actually the eyes have a "motion blur" kind of thingy xD it's when you look at something and move your eyes quickly to the other side, it's so fast that it's almost undetectable but it's there.
Kerk trying to get in the elevator reminds me of a time when I was playing fallout 3 there was a mutant in a cage so I thought i was safe but then it ran at me and glitched through the cage
The developer of this game is: Digital Extremes The publishers are: Namco Bandai Games Paramount Pictures Bad Robot Interactive K/O Paper Products CBS Studios
It staggers me every time that in every single star trek the most important people to keep a giant multi million dollar spaceship operational are always the first to go on all the dangerous off-ship missions....
40 dollars? Really? I would honestly pay that much for a shirt saying "HOLD [Q] KIRK MOVE TO" and a picture of Spock holding a keyboard and Kirk running off the ship.
You know, the whole time you were on that space station, I was thinking "This is a rip-off of that movie 'Sunshine.'" Now *that* would have been a fun game.
I wouldn't exactly say *any* star trek ship is too operational, everything seems to be quite ready to explode, overheat, melt down, shut down, or just vanish,
There is an awful glitch in Watch Dogs. A game i love. Every time a host migration occurs and you are kicked out of an online session, the game puts motion blur on. And not just slightly. If you arw driving, the back of the car will look like a ghost from the blur. If you look around, the sky will have about 3 seconds of lag and will just be a mess. Ugh. You have to restart the game(turn it off and on, not restart your progress) to fix it as well.
LOL. The only thing that made me play this until the end was the fact that I was playing with a friend, and that the glitchs that are MANY, are really funny.
fair point, but they can't deviate too much from the source material and besides perhaps Spock thought he would do well because his Thor did well when he was made captain
Kirk was way more awesome in the original series, but Spock, of course, should have been captain. I mean, geeze, in the Menagerie, pt.1/2, he pretty much saved his previous captain from being a cripple the rest of his life. I do like though, how when the crew first made contact with an alternate parallel dimension, Kirk convinced Evil-Spock to usurp command on the Enterprise over Evil-Kirk. Logic always wins over eventually, even in parallel dimensions where everything is evil and illogical.
No No NO, the Gentleman said his videos are 'muhc' better, this strange new language Surely makes this man a Genius! Along with 'then this chumps'.... beautiful.
Its the same with the film, they have no idea what trek looks like. Abrams said he didn't want to watch the show before he made the movie. Judging from the film I would say he probably watched a lot of star wars instead.
I just can't help but crack up laughing every time I see Kirk sprint out of a cutscene...
Huzzamossi or into one
The game's so shitty, even shitty JJ Abrams Kirk doesn't want to be in it.
"Hold Q, Kirk Move To" Sounds like a line out of some (very poorly written) QxKirk Slash fiction.
"Hit him with your face taser"
And that is how Kirk went on to live out and live as a brandish rogue named TazerFace, leaving Spock to man the Enterprise as captain, and to do a WAY better job than he ever did
Is no one going to talk about how the platforms in the electrified water were made of metal, and therefore just as deadly as the water?
+That Guy actually its just simple science.
Frank Jeffenhiemer that Ironicly , creators of this Si-Fi game didn’t know
Angry Bidoof It was actually a mistake on my part because i should have checked the usage.
Frank Jeffenhiemer I spelt both of them wrong any way :P.
For the life of me I can't spell bob backwards man
Angry Bidoof i can't spell racecar backwards (try it).
"Picard wouldn't have put up with any of this shit! Any of this shit at all."
LMAO, That made my nerdy day.
Subscribed!
picard!?! shatner would point a pistol at his head and pull da trigger
You still with us?
How about now? Still one of us?
"Hold Q, Kirk move to"...
It's on par with "All your base belong to us."
The Idiot Files allyourbaseAREbelongtous
i was waiting for spock to say, captain, this video game we are in is highly illogical
11:50 Wait a second.
HOW IS THAT ON FIRE.
IT'S SPACE.
Not that anyone gives a shit three years later, but it's closer to physically correct for you to not see a reflection on the floor when staring straight down. This is what's usually referred to as "Fresnel reflection" where a high angle of incidence doesn't produce a reflection but lower angle will.
Unfortunately in most games they don't seem to have a very good grasp on how this works and make the near/high angle material look almost matte while giving the far/low angle material an almost mirrored appearance, completely fucking ignoring physics and reality. A matte material would produce a much more blurry reflection.
All vents are 1st person unless it's a female character like Lara croft
Or Link.
Star Trek: The Search for Kirk
CoD has "Press F to pay respects", we have "Hold Q Kirk Move To". This is our special thing.
yes.. it must live on.
What did this game do to Scotty's eyes?
I mean... Jesus, he looks like he suffered brain damage in that first cutscenes with him in.
Have you ever met Scotty?
Sam Kirby I've never met the man who played him, in the movie this is based off of.
The female suit's magboots... had heels. >_<
13:38 - Spock marks his territory in the Vulcan way...
Star Trek; Attack of the Lens Flare... J.J Abrahms special Edition
HA HA HA XD Good one
Captain! The lens flares are distracting us from the non-existent story! What do we do!?
Edward Hills Quick! Activate the hardly-real Hyperdrive!
chuckythesqiurrel I would if I could see the button for the Hardly-real Hyperdrive. These lens flares are blinding me!
Cooro Fox God dang...Wait, I can barley see J.J Abrahms ship! the S.S Bright Wet Dream! We must attack!
The description contains a grammatical error
"It's dead Jim"
Really, you have a dead and alive version of Jim
hes dead jim (anyone get the futarama refrences to star trek
Will C "It's dead, Jim" would be grammatically correct in this scenario.
Will C You never included the comma.
Will C Yeah, no comma
Tommy C
IDIOT YOU FORGOT THE ) if you put one ( ( ) you have to put the other( ) ) (put the p around the p)
10:28 "Picard would not have put up with any of this shit!"
This video is 11 years old today.
In the original series Kirk was the captain because he was as accomplished an officer as Spock and was legitimately more competent at the required tasks (if not as competent as Picard). Spock's command experience is very limited, which is justified by him being part of the science division.
In the reboot films there is literally no reason for Kirk to be in charge even after Spock steps down. He doesn't have the distinguished record, and from what I remember he's not even part of the ship's crew.
This game is like a car crash. It's horrifying, but you can't take your eyes off it.
11:14 Huh. Her space boots are high heels...
Ostsol Sexism is universal, not only a Earthlings thing.
Ostsol So She's Zero Suit Samus?
Ostsol who cares?
Yoeri Jansen The real mystery is: why do _you_ care enough to tell me that you don't care?
hehe, well if you put it that way, I guess youre right :)
This is why i play star trek online
I just watched the ad before this vid advertising the new new Holland harvester.... I don't have a farm
+George me Not yet you don't.
+Michael Burke michael speaks the truth
Being an AMAZING fan of Simon Pegg
(a.k.a. Trekkies he is Scotty)
I knew the reference you said when you went "Shaun" instead of Scotty.
I have watched all the Simon Pegg + Martin Freeman + Nick Frost altogether movies.
His crotch is glowing, he is the chosen one...
-Nerdcubed
if you have those boot thingys and you turn on the other one then put your other leg up and turn that boot on will it rip you in half?
at 12:09 kirk realizes he left his sandwich
8:20 SUDDEN SPOCK!
Space racists? maybe. They do have a "separate yet equal" ship of all Vulcans, the USS Intrepid. Got eated by a space amoeba, it did. Spock felt it cuz he's a Jedi.
The game was the red suit...
Smegging...
NerdCubed is a Red Dwarf fan!
I'm glad there are still some people who appreciate classic British Comedy.
YAY INTERNET! :D
Does this mean we have to change to the red light bulb?
Was it just me, or were kirk's hands distractingly small in the opening cutscene
About the reflection, look up "fresnel reflection and transmission equations."
And then contemplate them until you realize exactly why reflections behave in that way.
"not £30, like most pc games"
those were the days
"eyes blur naturally"
Finally someone said it
Spock was made Captain in the newest Star Trek movie....right? (also, I'm no fan of Star Trek; that movie was the first time I ever saw anything from the Star Trek saga so can everyone not immediately hate my guts for asking this? please?) Also Scotty looks like he's been hit in the face......15 times......with a space-shovel........best game ever!10/10 :D (and yes, I am being sarcastic for those of you who didn't catch that)
Ah, comments. I remember those..
This game is so broken. I love it.
8:17
listen _really_ carefully and you can hear the TARDIS
This is the funniest lets play I've seen you do yet, they are all great but this is just insane! 12:10 Brilliant :P
Press John DeLancie
Lol I rofled
Ugh this is just another reason why JJ Abrams was the worst thing to happen to the Star Trek franchise...
+PermianExtinction frickin lens flare fetish
+PermianExtinction He's made good movies but Star Trek? Oh god...
+SirLancelottington709 So he's the Michael Bay of ST? Oh Jesus..
I would have picked Kirk. I also like ketchup with eggs. So, yeah.
What?
Arnold Spurga ...What?
Who... has eggs with ketchup?
Spock's anger effected his choices as a leader so he was removed from command and that's when Kirk became captain.
12:10
Kirk couldn't control his social anxiety
Star Trek: The Awful Videogame
THE VERY BAD EDITION
wow... just as bad as the 2 new movies.
The Mass Effect Star Trek game.
And they couldn't even make a decent mass effect game.
+Kevin Moyers Neither could EA
+William Davey They were amazing games.
"Press Q Kirk move to" It's put in Kirk language
Even though I did like the original series, I prefer the new ones purely because the special effects doesn't make me want to jam my head into a door
Nerd³ i absolutely love your humor and editing in your videos. and now that i know you are a red dwarf fan you just got bumped up to my number one favorite youtuber.
"It's fucking Sylar"
this reference.
9:42 Oh, now it's a sonic tricorder. So when is The Doctor going to make a guest appearance?
Actually the eyes have a "motion blur" kind of thingy xD it's when you look at something and move your eyes quickly to the other side, it's so fast that it's almost undetectable but it's there.
New York City: where You go down 2 floors to check in, go 2 floors up and 1 floor down again to get to your subway-station
Kerk trying to get in the elevator reminds me of a time when I was playing fallout 3 there was a mutant in a cage so I thought i was safe but then it ran at me and glitched through the cage
admittedly, the whole running through the part with the sun blasting through, actually looked pretty good.. everything else....
The developer of this game is: Digital Extremes
The publishers are: Namco Bandai Games
Paramount Pictures
Bad Robot Interactive
K/O Paper Products
CBS Studios
I love how he sounds totally pissed and utterly manic at the same time
It staggers me every time that in every single star trek the most important people to keep a giant multi million dollar spaceship operational are always the first to go on all the dangerous off-ship missions....
I like how the shuttle shouldn't burn because Space is a vacuum, unless they are just projecting a huge atmo from the enterprise
I love how hopeful Dan was in the title screen, without a single idea the shit storm that was coming his way. I do so love dramatic irony.
2:00 Star Trek: Human Revolution
"if you pick Kirk, get out."
2 seconds later
"Oh yeah Kirking it up Oh yeah"
40 dollars? Really? I would honestly pay that much for a shirt saying "HOLD [Q] KIRK MOVE TO" and a picture of Spock holding a keyboard and Kirk running off the ship.
You know, the whole time you were on that space station, I was thinking "This is a rip-off of that movie 'Sunshine.'" Now *that* would have been a fun game.
21:40 "I haven't played a game this unfinished for quite some time."
Just wait for Ride to Hell...
*goes in elevator* OH GOD DEAMONS HELP! *books it out of the room*
Spock was captain when he was young but resighned when he got angry at spock
How do you get the 3 to be cubed? (small and floating)
I wouldn't exactly say *any* star trek ship is too operational, everything seems to be quite ready to explode, overheat, melt down, shut down, or just vanish,
Challenge: complete the first level of Star Trek without laughing or sighing.
YUSSSS!!!! Anybody else get the Heroes reference at 1:18?
Please do a full lets play of this
if kirk can teleport why does he need an elevator?
spock is santas little helper but he got fired and joined a space crew because of his attitude
There is an awful glitch in Watch Dogs. A game i love. Every time a host migration occurs and you are kicked out of an online session, the game puts motion blur on. And not just slightly. If you arw driving, the back of the car will look like a ghost from the blur. If you look around, the sky will have about 3 seconds of lag and will just be a mess. Ugh. You have to restart the game(turn it off and on, not restart your progress) to fix it as well.
To the left at the beginning, are the Team Fortress and steam logos, and ALL the phases of this game from 0.2 to 1.4.
I try to fast forward like a second and i go back to the begging of the video. Does this happen to anybody else?
I feel bad for the creators when people say that certain games suck and that you shouldn't buy them they try their best.
"Hold [Q] Kirk move to" should be "Hold [Q] to make Kirk go wherever your mouse is pointing", justa saying
LOL. The only thing that made me play this until the end was the fact that I was playing with a friend, and that the glitchs that are MANY, are really funny.
fair point, but they can't deviate too much from the source material and besides perhaps Spock thought he would do well because his Thor did well when he was made captain
We need a proper RTS version of Star Trek like Star Wars empire at war
when you put the blue thing in the other thing my video crashed
Why do dinosaurs need guns? I don't know, what does God need with a star ship?
Have you NOT seen Underground Mining Simulator?
Why were you looking in the trash behind family video?
this is my second most watched nerd cubed video, right after the one with a red panda whom is an actor
I find it funny that whenever there is a joke in the title, that pretty much guarantees a funny video.
Kirk was way more awesome in the original series, but Spock, of course, should have been captain. I mean, geeze, in the Menagerie, pt.1/2, he pretty much saved his previous captain from being a cripple the rest of his life. I do like though, how when the crew first made contact with an alternate parallel dimension, Kirk convinced Evil-Spock to usurp command on the Enterprise over Evil-Kirk. Logic always wins over eventually, even in parallel dimensions where everything is evil and illogical.
challenge play a mission with a random with mic and try to finish it. hardest thing for him ever.
We should totally have JJ Abrams do a reboot of 2001.
That'd be hilarious.
He's played by Simon Pegg in the reboot, so I would hope so.
No No NO, the Gentleman said his videos are 'muhc' better, this strange new language Surely makes this man a Genius! Along with 'then this chumps'.... beautiful.
"Why the hell do i have to hold John de Lancie to make Kirk move"?
you know when I saw the picture you had on here I thought there was a spider on my screen
actually the new movies are before the series and old movies so everything after the new movies is cannon
Its the same with the film, they have no idea what trek looks like. Abrams said he didn't want to watch the show before he made the movie. Judging from the film I would say he probably watched a lot of star wars instead.
he goes to Eric Bana thinking he is going to die so it would be stupid to leave the Enterprise without a captain