Nerd³ Plays... Star Trek: The Awful Videogame

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  • @iHuzza
    @iHuzza 11 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    I just can't help but crack up laughing every time I see Kirk sprint out of a cutscene...

    • @jballardgolf
      @jballardgolf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Huzzamossi or into one

    • @Ostsol
      @Ostsol 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The game's so shitty, even shitty JJ Abrams Kirk doesn't want to be in it.

  • @Wertsir
    @Wertsir 9 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "Hold Q, Kirk Move To" Sounds like a line out of some (very poorly written) QxKirk Slash fiction.

  • @Herodegon
    @Herodegon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Hit him with your face taser"
    And that is how Kirk went on to live out and live as a brandish rogue named TazerFace, leaving Spock to man the Enterprise as captain, and to do a WAY better job than he ever did

  • @alexeverett308
    @alexeverett308 8 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Is no one going to talk about how the platforms in the electrified water were made of metal, and therefore just as deadly as the water?

    • @couuf3112
      @couuf3112 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +That Guy actually its just simple science.

    • @angrybidoof847
      @angrybidoof847 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Frank Jeffenhiemer that Ironicly , creators of this Si-Fi game didn’t know

    • @couuf3112
      @couuf3112 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Angry Bidoof It was actually a mistake on my part because i should have checked the usage.

    • @angrybidoof847
      @angrybidoof847 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Frank Jeffenhiemer I spelt both of them wrong any way :P.
      For the life of me I can't spell bob backwards man

    • @couuf3112
      @couuf3112 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Angry Bidoof i can't spell racecar backwards (try it).

  • @ozfan2themax
    @ozfan2themax 10 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "Picard wouldn't have put up with any of this shit! Any of this shit at all."
    LMAO, That made my nerdy day.
    Subscribed!

    • @TonyStark-dw6xp
      @TonyStark-dw6xp 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      picard!?! shatner would point a pistol at his head and pull da trigger

    • @ThatOneShortieHo
      @ThatOneShortieHo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You still with us?

    • @Uni_Iris_1
      @Uni_Iris_1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How about now? Still one of us?

  • @skele3310
    @skele3310 10 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "Hold Q, Kirk move to"...
    It's on par with "All your base belong to us."

    • @adsy2010
      @adsy2010 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Idiot Files allyourbaseAREbelongtous

  • @theawesomeleprechaun
    @theawesomeleprechaun 11 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    i was waiting for spock to say, captain, this video game we are in is highly illogical

  • @howtoguro
    @howtoguro 11 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    11:50 Wait a second.
    HOW IS THAT ON FIRE.
    IT'S SPACE.

  • @tacojiminez7243
    @tacojiminez7243 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Not that anyone gives a shit three years later, but it's closer to physically correct for you to not see a reflection on the floor when staring straight down. This is what's usually referred to as "Fresnel reflection" where a high angle of incidence doesn't produce a reflection but lower angle will.
    Unfortunately in most games they don't seem to have a very good grasp on how this works and make the near/high angle material look almost matte while giving the far/low angle material an almost mirrored appearance, completely fucking ignoring physics and reality. A matte material would produce a much more blurry reflection.

  • @pancakez7579
    @pancakez7579 9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    All vents are 1st person unless it's a female character like Lara croft

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 10 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Star Trek: The Search for Kirk

  • @guardingdark2860
    @guardingdark2860 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    CoD has "Press F to pay respects", we have "Hold Q Kirk Move To". This is our special thing.

  • @prettydecent9958
    @prettydecent9958 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    What did this game do to Scotty's eyes?
    I mean... Jesus, he looks like he suffered brain damage in that first cutscenes with him in.

    • @starghezer3602
      @starghezer3602 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have you ever met Scotty?

    • @prettydecent9958
      @prettydecent9958 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sam Kirby I've never met the man who played him, in the movie this is based off of.

  • @DeadDancers
    @DeadDancers 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The female suit's magboots... had heels. >_<
    13:38 - Spock marks his territory in the Vulcan way...

  • @AuroDHikoshi
    @AuroDHikoshi 10 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Star Trek; Attack of the Lens Flare... J.J Abrahms special Edition

    • @chuckythesqurrie
      @chuckythesqurrie 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      HA HA HA XD Good one

    • @prettydecent9958
      @prettydecent9958 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Captain! The lens flares are distracting us from the non-existent story! What do we do!?

    • @chuckythesqurrie
      @chuckythesqurrie 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Edward Hills Quick! Activate the hardly-real Hyperdrive!

    • @AuroDHikoshi
      @AuroDHikoshi 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      chuckythesqiurrel I would if I could see the button for the Hardly-real Hyperdrive. These lens flares are blinding me!

    • @chuckythesqurrie
      @chuckythesqurrie 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cooro Fox God dang...Wait, I can barley see J.J Abrahms ship! the S.S Bright Wet Dream! We must attack!

  • @starghezer3602
    @starghezer3602 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The description contains a grammatical error
    "It's dead Jim"
    Really, you have a dead and alive version of Jim

    • @tommyc8006
      @tommyc8006 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      hes dead jim (anyone get the futarama refrences to star trek

    • @firstlast5579
      @firstlast5579 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Will C "It's dead, Jim" would be grammatically correct in this scenario.

    • @firstlast5579
      @firstlast5579 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Will C You never included the comma.

    • @starghezer3602
      @starghezer3602 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Will C Yeah, no comma

    • @WorpleDorple
      @WorpleDorple 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tommy C
      IDIOT YOU FORGOT THE ) if you put one ( ( ) you have to put the other( ) ) (put the p around the p)

  • @Ignonym
    @Ignonym 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    10:28 "Picard would not have put up with any of this shit!"

  • @LewdDude-oo9si
    @LewdDude-oo9si 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This video is 11 years old today.

  • @benedictrogers1478
    @benedictrogers1478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In the original series Kirk was the captain because he was as accomplished an officer as Spock and was legitimately more competent at the required tasks (if not as competent as Picard). Spock's command experience is very limited, which is justified by him being part of the science division.
    In the reboot films there is literally no reason for Kirk to be in charge even after Spock steps down. He doesn't have the distinguished record, and from what I remember he's not even part of the ship's crew.

  • @LianaSunburster
    @LianaSunburster 11 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This game is like a car crash. It's horrifying, but you can't take your eyes off it.

  • @Ostsol
    @Ostsol 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    11:14 Huh. Her space boots are high heels...

    • @GustavoSantosToltech99
      @GustavoSantosToltech99 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ostsol Sexism is universal, not only a Earthlings thing.

    • @danielgiovanniello7217
      @danielgiovanniello7217 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ostsol So She's Zero Suit Samus?

    • @yoerijansen7721
      @yoerijansen7721 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ostsol who cares?

    • @Ostsol
      @Ostsol 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yoeri Jansen The real mystery is: why do _you_ care enough to tell me that you don't care?

    • @yoerijansen7721
      @yoerijansen7721 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hehe, well if you put it that way, I guess youre right :)

  • @coolsiteish
    @coolsiteish 11 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This is why i play star trek online

  • @georgeme7801
    @georgeme7801 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I just watched the ad before this vid advertising the new new Holland harvester.... I don't have a farm

    • @burkezillar
      @burkezillar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      +George me Not yet you don't.

    • @scj6693
      @scj6693 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Michael Burke michael speaks the truth

  • @hbprobrittop10
    @hbprobrittop10 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Being an AMAZING fan of Simon Pegg
    (a.k.a. Trekkies he is Scotty)
    I knew the reference you said when you went "Shaun" instead of Scotty.
    I have watched all the Simon Pegg + Martin Freeman + Nick Frost altogether movies.

  • @TheJessecarpenter
    @TheJessecarpenter 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    His crotch is glowing, he is the chosen one...
    -Nerdcubed

  • @helumii
    @helumii 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    if you have those boot thingys and you turn on the other one then put your other leg up and turn that boot on will it rip you in half?

  • @LeWhiske
    @LeWhiske 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    at 12:09 kirk realizes he left his sandwich

  • @alasdairgoudie9459
    @alasdairgoudie9459 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:20 SUDDEN SPOCK!

  • @autocon2002
    @autocon2002 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Space racists? maybe. They do have a "separate yet equal" ship of all Vulcans, the USS Intrepid. Got eated by a space amoeba, it did. Spock felt it cuz he's a Jedi.

  • @Nicy30941
    @Nicy30941 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The game was the red suit...

  • @finalferret
    @finalferret 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Smegging...
    NerdCubed is a Red Dwarf fan!

    • @musicgal365
      @musicgal365 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm glad there are still some people who appreciate classic British Comedy.

    • @Starkiller10569
      @Starkiller10569 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      YAY INTERNET! :D

    • @edenjaycollins6055
      @edenjaycollins6055 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Does this mean we have to change to the red light bulb?

  • @ConnerADavis
    @ConnerADavis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Was it just me, or were kirk's hands distractingly small in the opening cutscene

  • @Bleenderhead
    @Bleenderhead 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    About the reflection, look up "fresnel reflection and transmission equations."
    And then contemplate them until you realize exactly why reflections behave in that way.

  • @custodeon
    @custodeon 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "not £30, like most pc games"
    those were the days

  • @AaroMesa
    @AaroMesa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "eyes blur naturally"
    Finally someone said it

  • @aquamarine0899
    @aquamarine0899 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Spock was made Captain in the newest Star Trek movie....right? (also, I'm no fan of Star Trek; that movie was the first time I ever saw anything from the Star Trek saga so can everyone not immediately hate my guts for asking this? please?) Also Scotty looks like he's been hit in the face......15 times......with a space-shovel........best game ever!10/10 :D (and yes, I am being sarcastic for those of you who didn't catch that)

  • @gizmokat10
    @gizmokat10 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ah, comments. I remember those..

  • @Razzlewolfflight
    @Razzlewolfflight 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This game is so broken. I love it.

  • @starghezer3602
    @starghezer3602 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:17
    listen _really_ carefully and you can hear the TARDIS

  • @jMz2oo6
    @jMz2oo6 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the funniest lets play I've seen you do yet, they are all great but this is just insane! 12:10 Brilliant :P

  • @Portalboy100
    @Portalboy100 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Press John DeLancie
    Lol I rofled

  • @PermianExtinction
    @PermianExtinction 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ugh this is just another reason why JJ Abrams was the worst thing to happen to the Star Trek franchise...

    • @Cook_N
      @Cook_N 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +PermianExtinction frickin lens flare fetish

    • @sirlancelottington3035
      @sirlancelottington3035 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +PermianExtinction He's made good movies but Star Trek? Oh god...

    • @KirbyMario12345_939
      @KirbyMario12345_939 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +SirLancelottington709 So he's the Michael Bay of ST? Oh Jesus..

  • @xXxsmartypantzxXx
    @xXxsmartypantzxXx 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I would have picked Kirk. I also like ketchup with eggs. So, yeah.

    • @TechnoSpinner
      @TechnoSpinner 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What?

    • @sabotabo7476
      @sabotabo7476 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arnold Spurga ...What?
      Who... has eggs with ketchup?

  • @MrAndrewHensley
    @MrAndrewHensley 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Spock's anger effected his choices as a leader so he was removed from command and that's when Kirk became captain.

  • @Cade_Squirrel
    @Cade_Squirrel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:10
    Kirk couldn't control his social anxiety

  • @WildEnkhara
    @WildEnkhara 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Star Trek: The Awful Videogame
    THE VERY BAD EDITION

  • @ravenclawtom
    @ravenclawtom 11 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    wow... just as bad as the 2 new movies.

  • @GameramaTV
    @GameramaTV 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Mass Effect Star Trek game.

    • @TalkAboutKevin57
      @TalkAboutKevin57 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And they couldn't even make a decent mass effect game.

    • @fwafwfd4839
      @fwafwfd4839 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Kevin Moyers Neither could EA

    • @colehartgrove1491
      @colehartgrove1491 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +William Davey They were amazing games.

  • @cynic4459
    @cynic4459 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Press Q Kirk move to" It's put in Kirk language

  • @Aggjgs
    @Aggjgs 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Even though I did like the original series, I prefer the new ones purely because the special effects doesn't make me want to jam my head into a door

  • @midnightfm87
    @midnightfm87 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nerd³ i absolutely love your humor and editing in your videos. and now that i know you are a red dwarf fan you just got bumped up to my number one favorite youtuber.

  • @pneumono
    @pneumono 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "It's fucking Sylar"
    this reference.

  • @TheRealNormanBates
    @TheRealNormanBates 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:42 Oh, now it's a sonic tricorder. So when is The Doctor going to make a guest appearance?

  • @der8265
    @der8265 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Actually the eyes have a "motion blur" kind of thingy xD it's when you look at something and move your eyes quickly to the other side, it's so fast that it's almost undetectable but it's there.

  • @NuanIsCool
    @NuanIsCool 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    New York City: where You go down 2 floors to check in, go 2 floors up and 1 floor down again to get to your subway-station

  • @zacharywolf6412
    @zacharywolf6412 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kerk trying to get in the elevator reminds me of a time when I was playing fallout 3 there was a mutant in a cage so I thought i was safe but then it ran at me and glitched through the cage

  • @moonraven6145
    @moonraven6145 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    admittedly, the whole running through the part with the sun blasting through, actually looked pretty good.. everything else....

  • @103savage8
    @103savage8 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    The developer of this game is: Digital Extremes
    The publishers are: Namco Bandai Games
    Paramount Pictures
    Bad Robot Interactive
    K/O Paper Products
    CBS Studios

  • @LordDane1986
    @LordDane1986 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how he sounds totally pissed and utterly manic at the same time

  • @spikey556
    @spikey556 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    It staggers me every time that in every single star trek the most important people to keep a giant multi million dollar spaceship operational are always the first to go on all the dangerous off-ship missions....

  • @breaduardo7921
    @breaduardo7921 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how the shuttle shouldn't burn because Space is a vacuum, unless they are just projecting a huge atmo from the enterprise

  • @GFTAidan
    @GFTAidan 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how hopeful Dan was in the title screen, without a single idea the shit storm that was coming his way. I do so love dramatic irony.

  • @MadmanEpic
    @MadmanEpic 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:00 Star Trek: Human Revolution

  • @cece1123546284652
    @cece1123546284652 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "if you pick Kirk, get out."
    2 seconds later
    "Oh yeah Kirking it up Oh yeah"

  • @yokonikaede2565
    @yokonikaede2565 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    40 dollars? Really? I would honestly pay that much for a shirt saying "HOLD [Q] KIRK MOVE TO" and a picture of Spock holding a keyboard and Kirk running off the ship.

  • @AsymptoteInverse
    @AsymptoteInverse 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know, the whole time you were on that space station, I was thinking "This is a rip-off of that movie 'Sunshine.'" Now *that* would have been a fun game.

  • @ApprenticeNick
    @ApprenticeNick 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    21:40 "I haven't played a game this unfinished for quite some time."
    Just wait for Ride to Hell...

  • @dragage3767
    @dragage3767 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    *goes in elevator* OH GOD DEAMONS HELP! *books it out of the room*

  • @Xxwarman20xX
    @Xxwarman20xX 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Spock was captain when he was young but resighned when he got angry at spock

  • @lewisbooth3172
    @lewisbooth3172 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    How do you get the 3 to be cubed? (small and floating)

  • @thespill1
    @thespill1 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wouldn't exactly say *any* star trek ship is too operational, everything seems to be quite ready to explode, overheat, melt down, shut down, or just vanish,

  • @noahwood222
    @noahwood222 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Challenge: complete the first level of Star Trek without laughing or sighing.

  • @ewanlaw7857
    @ewanlaw7857 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    YUSSSS!!!! Anybody else get the Heroes reference at 1:18?

  • @cliffshay1166
    @cliffshay1166 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please do a full lets play of this

  • @omerbarel5495
    @omerbarel5495 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    if kirk can teleport why does he need an elevator?

  • @mikethekidd_
    @mikethekidd_ 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    spock is santas little helper but he got fired and joined a space crew because of his attitude

  • @nootdoot5065
    @nootdoot5065 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    There is an awful glitch in Watch Dogs. A game i love. Every time a host migration occurs and you are kicked out of an online session, the game puts motion blur on. And not just slightly. If you arw driving, the back of the car will look like a ghost from the blur. If you look around, the sky will have about 3 seconds of lag and will just be a mess. Ugh. You have to restart the game(turn it off and on, not restart your progress) to fix it as well.

  • @coledarner7063
    @coledarner7063 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    To the left at the beginning, are the Team Fortress and steam logos, and ALL the phases of this game from 0.2 to 1.4.

  • @shanek2001ify
    @shanek2001ify 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I try to fast forward like a second and i go back to the begging of the video. Does this happen to anybody else?

  • @Revolver3006
    @Revolver3006 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel bad for the creators when people say that certain games suck and that you shouldn't buy them they try their best.

  • @DatLOLFISH
    @DatLOLFISH 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Hold [Q] Kirk move to" should be "Hold [Q] to make Kirk go wherever your mouse is pointing", justa saying

  • @Stormx2233
    @Stormx2233 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL. The only thing that made me play this until the end was the fact that I was playing with a friend, and that the glitchs that are MANY, are really funny.

  • @Mediamonsta95
    @Mediamonsta95 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    fair point, but they can't deviate too much from the source material and besides perhaps Spock thought he would do well because his Thor did well when he was made captain

  • @BSG99
    @BSG99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We need a proper RTS version of Star Trek like Star Wars empire at war

  • @death2youman
    @death2youman 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    when you put the blue thing in the other thing my video crashed

  • @OpenMawProductions
    @OpenMawProductions 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why do dinosaurs need guns? I don't know, what does God need with a star ship?

  • @chrispeacock3155
    @chrispeacock3155 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Have you NOT seen Underground Mining Simulator?

  • @xTHAMAN13x
    @xTHAMAN13x 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why were you looking in the trash behind family video?

  • @oshonian3368
    @oshonian3368 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is my second most watched nerd cubed video, right after the one with a red panda whom is an actor

  • @fepjoe3664
    @fepjoe3664 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I find it funny that whenever there is a joke in the title, that pretty much guarantees a funny video.

  • @cassidylush
    @cassidylush 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kirk was way more awesome in the original series, but Spock, of course, should have been captain. I mean, geeze, in the Menagerie, pt.1/2, he pretty much saved his previous captain from being a cripple the rest of his life. I do like though, how when the crew first made contact with an alternate parallel dimension, Kirk convinced Evil-Spock to usurp command on the Enterprise over Evil-Kirk. Logic always wins over eventually, even in parallel dimensions where everything is evil and illogical.

  • @explosivekieran2586
    @explosivekieran2586 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    challenge play a mission with a random with mic and try to finish it. hardest thing for him ever.

  • @Colddirector
    @Colddirector 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    We should totally have JJ Abrams do a reboot of 2001.
    That'd be hilarious.

  • @InfinitySquared1
    @InfinitySquared1 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    He's played by Simon Pegg in the reboot, so I would hope so.

  • @alexanderellis5824
    @alexanderellis5824 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    No No NO, the Gentleman said his videos are 'muhc' better, this strange new language Surely makes this man a Genius! Along with 'then this chumps'.... beautiful.

  • @DJDrLandWhaleOfficial
    @DJDrLandWhaleOfficial 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Why the hell do i have to hold John de Lancie to make Kirk move"?

  • @TheMarvelman14
    @TheMarvelman14 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    you know when I saw the picture you had on here I thought there was a spider on my screen

  • @WolfGeek64
    @WolfGeek64 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    actually the new movies are before the series and old movies so everything after the new movies is cannon

  • @tardisrider25
    @tardisrider25 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Its the same with the film, they have no idea what trek looks like. Abrams said he didn't want to watch the show before he made the movie. Judging from the film I would say he probably watched a lot of star wars instead.

  • @Mediamonsta95
    @Mediamonsta95 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    he goes to Eric Bana thinking he is going to die so it would be stupid to leave the Enterprise without a captain