28 seconds into the video and I've choked on my goddamn delicious french toast, knocked my ice-cold water into my lap, and have fallen out of my chair while struggling to breathe....this has not gone well for me.
*violently riddles a man who tried suing a fast food restaurant with many bullets* "the colonel sends his regards" one of the best things I've ever heard :D
"AMBULANCE! I WILL FOLLOW THEM SPIDER MAN STYLE" *sings x-men tv series theme*. Sure, spiderman showed up in it as an easter egg... But that doesnt count :)
***** no. The person who regularly attends church attacked someone who frequently purchases cosmetics online. We never got to see what kind of person attacked the satanist.
@@Daniel-nn8mr and why is that the case? how exactly does a person being wrong one time on something which is plausible to be wrong about indicate they are a gibbon, exactly?
Brendan Hall So he's still wrong, then. That's not an excuse, if I was playing a game set in Britain and jumped into a river, I would be wrong in saying "I fell into the ocean."
Almost four years later I still love this video. Just finished rewatching the Watch Dogs 2 completes series and it’s very interesting to see how much Ubisoft kept from this game while still take the second game in a completely different direction.
***** I love this game, sure the story's not amazing but it's interesting enough and it's fun, they just need to add a jump button like GTA. That is a required game mechanic for every game.
MasterTahir LordofNoobs It... it doesn't have a jump button? I've never played it, and after hearing this I am going to avoid it at all costs. (I mean good god, an open world game without a jump button? Are you mad?)
Here it is 2020 and TH-cam recommended this for me because TH-cam. Also its 2020 and compared to some of the shit they have been shoveling this game actually looks pretty good now.
If someone is going to commit a crime, they will likely do it regardless of how many times they are interrupted by witness's, like yourself, therefore it's better if the crime is committed when you're there to intervene instead of later, when you're not.
I like how Dan shows off issues (like the grenades and bullets not having any effect on the water) in games he doesn't like but ignores the exact same issues in games he loves. Case in point, Just Cause 3 has the same thing i said before. No effect on the water.
I thought the graphics, game world, and story were actually pretty good in Watch_Dogs. It had its faults though. It had a LOT of faults though. But am I the only one at least remotely hopeful for the sequel?
I would like a sequel, but a sequel not set in Chicago. Aiden needs to visit Detroit, Seattle, Houston, Kansas City, San Diego, Los Angeles, San Francisco,Atlanta, Boston, Philadelphia or NYC
+Chandler Frantz ya something that takes place across the whole world would be cool. And like some things carry over (I never played it) I imagine it'd be difficult to cram a story in "Aiden, your niece has been killed, AGAIN!"
I loved this game until suddenly, a few hours after finishing the final mission everything went haywire. My money was reset to zero, I couldn't change outfits, I couldn't access most features of the game, and I lost my experience, reputation, and guns. I would start a new game but I was too infuriated to play it again.
*Ubisoft creates so epic water* Ubisoft: WE ARE PROUD!!! John: Didn't we forget something? Ubisoft: Na.. we dont need to even test it ... *game realeased and no water splashes wow*
02:15 this actually make sense, because you can't arrest someone for being under the suspicion of him going to commit a crime, just for an attempted crime!
WOULD YOU PEOPLE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT STRANGER THINGS!!! I'M NOT GONNA WATCH IT!!! and for those too stupid to understand: that was a joke about the Stranger things Fanbase, which has the reputation of telling everyone, they should watch stranger things.
The ambulance chace reminds me of what me and my friend call, The Ghost Ambulance. I followed an ambulance and my friend was watching, but right when I was about to turn, the ambulance poofs out of existence straight in front of me.
Dear Dan, I think that the crime stopping game mechanic is the way it is because if they see you, and don't commit the crime, they'll probably do it somewhere else at a later time when you're not around. Cheers! GruntFM
I do kinda want to point out, My relationship with my nephew is probably the same as his relationship to his niece... The niece's father seems to have just bugger'd the fuck off, and the mother is alone, so Aiden was probably more a father than an uncle to the child, believe me I'm in that possition. So it's really more, you killed my daughter, prepare to die.
2:19 Nerd complains about the game, game tries to throw a can at Aiden.
Fails miserably...
lol
FOR 11 FRAMES!
Even though it hits him right in the face
Nerd who?
28 seconds into the video and I've choked on my goddamn delicious french toast, knocked my ice-cold water into my lap, and have fallen out of my chair while struggling to breathe....this has not gone well for me.
well humor can some times be deadlly
Ragnarok Well, at least you still had the french toast...
...hopefully...
*Stares at the inventor of french toast like Gaz.
"Celebrating anniversary"
Next guy: "recently ended long term relationship"
The funny thing was I was eating KFC when that "Colonel sends his regards", and I almost died XD
LOL
Oh I thought he meant colonel like in metal gear but it's colonel sanders
epic
I realize I'm quite randomly asking but do anyone know a good site to stream new series online ?
@Scott Elon I use Flixzone. Just search on google for it :)
*violently riddles a man who tried suing a fast food restaurant with many bullets* "the colonel sends his regards" one of the best things I've ever heard :D
> Complains about the game
> Game: Shuddup *Throws can at aiden*
*2:19*
That was a depressing 30 frames of video game deaths
It was 11
EDIT: Thank you all for so politely helping me, heh Crapcom
Lincoln Tabino *facepalm* So, all those deaths put together made only 11 frames?
Lincoln Tabino yo u fucking fucking
TreeAtmos Is that even a sentence?
***** no,, is it ?
i feel dan watched the princess bride recently. "Hello, my name is Anigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die"
*Inigo
Yay! I'm not a total failure!
***** ..... lucasarts fan.....
+Commander Sithis Skyrim fan.
***** Awwww... thanks!
"AMBULANCE! I WILL FOLLOW THEM SPIDER MAN STYLE" *sings x-men tv series theme*. Sure, spiderman showed up in it as an easter egg... But that doesnt count :)
wasnt there a cross over episode from the xmen and spiderman 90s cartoons?
KranitokoGames no
To this day I've never heard him do any other song than that one. And it's always bugged me that it never fits.
Criminal is killed... He regularly attended church... I have no words...
***** someone who purchases cosmetics online?
***** no. The person who regularly attends church attacked someone who frequently purchases cosmetics online. We never got to see what kind of person attacked the satanist.
«bbl
+Mr.Duckington II The person who attacked the satanist was apart of the neighborhood watch.
(Puts one and two together)
***** maybe your six months early...
Some of these person descriptions are so coincidental that I'm starting to think you edited them in..
Ikr
hacked*
If you think that, you are a gibbon.
@@Daniel-nn8mr and why is that the case? how exactly does a person being wrong one time on something which is plausible to be wrong about indicate they are a gibbon, exactly?
Came here 8 years later to say you're stupid
1:32 THAT IS PERFECT
+Durodes Duvo I fucking cried :')
The start of his love for Watchdogs.
the best nerd³ there was, is and ever will be
Until Dave complete Watch Dogs 2! ;D
Billaxle Who the hell is Dave? :/
@@IchibansBeefBowl the city of dave
@@drivingcat6901 the republic of Dave
you cant even watch dogs in this game wtf
get out of my country
Ikr awful developers
Sarah Moss you too, out of my country
But the developers lied
Sarah Moss Yeah because good graphics means everything...
'Oh god its on fire.'
Pounces guy into fire
'this is not a safe place to be' (yeah no shit)
'my arse is alight!!'
I nearly died laughing.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
I’m rewatching these old Nerd 3 videos and it’s *amazing*
I like that you the traffic lights back on and everyone just goes "OH ALRIGHT TIME TO HAVE A MASS PILE UP WOOOOO"
i gave you a thumbs up becouse of your profile picture, not so much your name, but the name makes it better! god i love that show!
Chicago looks so grey and drab after San Francisco.
Watching Dan's reputation go down from almost full to more than empty
"What was you? Satanist..."
"oh god OH GOD *OH GOD* "
13:30
Nerd Cubed, you realize Chicago isn't anywhere near the ocean? You're jumping into Lake Michigan...
The city is called Chicago in the game
alex serdoz
Yeah. no shit. I'm saying he keeps "jumping into the ocean," but he's just jumping into Lake Michigan.
Thank you, someone with common sense!
Brendan Hall
So he's still wrong, then. That's not an excuse, if I was playing a game set in Britain and jumped into a river, I would be wrong in saying "I fell into the ocean."
Brendan Hall
Haha, okay kid. You can say "conversation is over" because you've given up, but that's fine with me.
Crazy to think that years later a Watch Dogs game got to be second in his best games of the year list
1:18 Oh my god! XD!
Why 1:18
MrLondonuts their video game characters they don't exist don't get your tears in a tangle
The guy you thought was a community gardener was a guy recently purchased a shotgun. still good job
Alex P *Handgun There's quite a big difference
Still
Dan, the only person who can make a mediocre game look good.
bad games* look as bad as they actually are*
Ezio Audacity Duh Refrigerator I think it's great.
I fucking love this game
I'm the 69th like
4:37 I think we can all agree that this was the best part of the video!
I watched this video about 5 times now and it always catches me off-guard!
THE PENNY LIED!
11 FRAMES!
Almost four years later I still love this video. Just finished rewatching the Watch Dogs 2 completes series and it’s very interesting to see how much Ubisoft kept from this game while still take the second game in a completely different direction.
Am I the only one who likes this game?
***** Bro you are not alone...
***** I love this game, sure the story's not amazing but it's interesting enough and it's fun, they just need to add a jump button like GTA. That is a required game mechanic for every game.
MasterTahir LordofNoobs It... it doesn't have a jump button?
I've never played it, and after hearing this I am going to avoid it at all costs.
(I mean good god, an open world game without a jump button? Are you mad?)
***** noep
Still a fun game,and.....i actually like the story too :D
4:52 " I can catch up, spider-man style!"
Hums X-Men theme
This is one of my favorite videos of his
2:12 You stopped him from committing a crime... this time. But he still walks free and can commit another crime when you're not around.
Dan, Aiden does do something about the traffickers. No matter how good it did, he did call the cops.
If Nerdcubed had a subscriber for every joke he made in this video, he'd have the amount he has today
Came nack to NerdCubed after like 6 years because Watch Dogs is free on the Epic Games Store and I remember loving this guy. Hilarious as ever
"Into The Sea!" I Don't Think Dan Knows Chicago Is Next To A Lake
Here it is 2020 and TH-cam recommended this for me because TH-cam. Also its 2020 and compared to some of the shit they have been shoveling this game actually looks pretty good now.
10:20 FALSELY ACCUSED! DAN SCANNED SOMEONE BEHIND HIM! HIS THING WAS THAT HE RECENTLY PURCHASED HAND GUN!
Whatever.
The amount of amazing coincidences is so great
crazy how I come back 10 years later while procrastinating..
"vegan? BASTARD" I'M DYING LMAOOO
01:10 A cold shiver down my spine!
12:29 yay! i searched for months for this meme!
I thought at the end of the video he would be ranked menace
If someone is going to commit a crime, they will likely do it regardless of how many times they are interrupted by witness's, like yourself, therefore it's better if the crime is committed when you're there to intervene instead of later, when you're not.
"Ah.. WHO THREW THA FUCKING CAN?!" 02:20
He has to play watch dogs 2 because watch dogs 2 doesn't have protagonist who has to go on a hunt for people who kills his niece
in watch dogs 2 you're on the hunt for people who killed your sense of style. :/
I know right? The best thing about Watch Dogs is Aiden's sweet coat.
0:50 you missed out son and daughter
"Thats exactly what we need more of in this city"
*Diagnosed Pyromaniac*
RNGesus you have the best sense of humor, never change.
I like how Dan shows off issues (like the grenades and bullets not having any effect on the water) in games he doesn't like but ignores the exact same issues in games he loves. Case in point, Just Cause 3 has the same thing i said before. No effect on the water.
You take the human trafficking ring down in a side mission, tho.
Why is this one of my favorite nerd cubed videis
4:30
Dan: that was the bad bit of Chicago now we’re in the good bit of Chicago *gets hit by car*
3:22 I'm pretty sure that's the reflection from the skybox XD
One word of advice when chasing a vehicle, use the PIT manouvre
I thought the graphics, game world, and story were actually pretty good in Watch_Dogs. It had its faults though. It had a LOT of faults though. But am I the only one at least remotely hopeful for the sequel?
+Chandler Frantz Not alone, friend. I'm waiting for that global ctOS.
I would like a sequel, but a sequel not set in Chicago. Aiden needs to visit Detroit, Seattle, Houston, Kansas City, San Diego, Los Angeles, San Francisco,Atlanta, Boston, Philadelphia or NYC
I am still hopefull for a proper sequel.
+Chandler Frantz
ya something that takes place across the whole world would be cool.
And like some things carry over (I never played it)
I imagine it'd be difficult to cram a story in
"Aiden, your niece has been killed, AGAIN!"
Solution: Kill off Aiden after showing him for only 11 frames.
His Uncle's coming for revenge.
Minus the lack of bullet splashes, one thing Ubisoft knows how to do is make water. It looks beautiful.
Criminal: Hand it over
Normal Person: Oh God, please no
nerdcubed: hits criminal
also nerdcubed: finds out the normal person was a satanist
"I don't think people in Chicago actually know water exists" He says as a boat passes by.
You launched my sides into orbit with "The Colonel sends his regards"
...and this game could have been so good.
John S Your profile picture should burn in hell
Ep1cG@m1ngFTW Not a Blur fan, then?
Ep1cG@m1ngFTW Have you tried tying "Modern life is Rubbish" in to Google?
John S nope..
Ep1cG@m1ngFTW Try it. Maybe you'll understand.
The top gear of TH-cam
why is it that you make the game more interesting than i make it?
I loved this game until suddenly, a few hours after finishing the final mission everything went haywire. My money was reset to zero, I couldn't change outfits, I couldn't access most features of the game, and I lost my experience, reputation, and guns. I would start a new game but I was too infuriated to play it again.
+Daythem Kaverous Why did that happen?
Haven't a clue, I just died in like a car crash or something and when I respawned that's when everything reset.
Daythem Kaverous That's horrifying.
John Wick would like to know where "pet dog" fits into your list of reasons to seek revenge.
I don’t think Nerd knew what personal connection was during the making of this video
That metal cardboard box would be the best thing ever for Snake.
One of the best NerdCubed videos!
1:18
You're lucky i've played all those games without getting spoiled...
same
"An ambulance! We can follow them, Spider-Man style!"
Proceeds to sing the X-Men theme
you must play WATCH_DOGS 2!
not out yet
"Must" so in future fam
+Nick Newton Watch Dogs was good, and the sequel looks even better, with the less grey brooding hero and drones
Jack George they lied about the PC version, as it was a lot worse than what they showed.
Now you can watch him!
*Ubisoft creates so epic water*
Ubisoft: WE ARE PROUD!!!
John: Didn't we forget something?
Ubisoft: Na.. we dont need to even test it ...
*game realeased and no water splashes wow*
02:15 this actually make sense, because you can't arrest someone for being under the suspicion of him going to commit a crime, just for an attempted crime!
IT'S STRANGER THINGS ALL OVER AGAIN 3:15
WILLLLL!
Netflix and too much chill ELEVEN!!!!!
WOULD YOU PEOPLE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT STRANGER THINGS!!! I'M NOT GONNA WATCH IT!!!
and for those too stupid to understand: that was a joke about the Stranger things Fanbase, which has the reputation of telling everyone, they should watch stranger things.
Netflix and too much chill
Shut. The fuck. Up. Please.
There's absolutely no light under here, you can tell because there's light under here😂
The ambulance chace reminds me of what me and my friend call, The Ghost Ambulance. I followed an ambulance and my friend was watching, but right when I was about to turn, the ambulance poofs out of existence straight in front of me.
Still don't know if that Can was edited in or not.
"I don't think people in Chicago know that water exists." How fitting...
Random Lady: "That's exactly what this city needs more of"
Dan: "What, fire? Wtf is wrong with y- Diagnosed Pyromaniac... oh kay"
13:28 it's actually lake michigan XD (I live in Chicago)
i absolutely love the princess bride reference at the start of the video
I'm going to Chicago this afternoon...
Say hi to Aiden for me thanks
At 10:17 where Dan said that the guy was a community gardener, it was actually the guy in the background! XD
0:43 I can't help but notice that neither son nor daughter were before niece (or even on the list for that matter)
Dear Dan,
I think that the crime stopping game mechanic is the way it is because if they see you, and don't commit the crime, they'll probably do it somewhere else at a later time when you're not around.
Cheers!
GruntFM
This video is hilarious.. I love watch_dogs,but still...
This is the funniest moment.
2:19 - 2: 23
Watching Dan play at 0.25 speed is like watching him high xD
Right off the bat I heard a Princess Bride reference. "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"someone's gonna die and it's gonna be my fault."
*2 minutes later, kills like 5 people*
Stuff just go so well for Dan
It makes me happy that Dan is a fan of the Princess Bride
Love the Watchmen reference in the description
I respect Dan more knowing that he has seen The Princess Bride
6 years later and damn those graphics are fine af
The guy who just ended a long-term relationship had my name
I like that he doesn't know it's Chicago. Senpais don't notice Chicago
I feel like Dan was going to say something about how he watched The Princess Bride, because he did.
I do kinda want to point out, My relationship with my nephew is probably the same as his relationship to his niece...
The niece's father seems to have just bugger'd the fuck off, and the mother is alone, so Aiden was probably more a father than an uncle to the child, believe me I'm in that possition.
So it's really more, you killed my daughter, prepare to die.
As a chicagoan, I can indeed testify, water does not exist.