Why your server hates you

[@Anonymous.user.157]

'What do you suggest for children?'
"A babysitter." LOL

[@flickcastJC]

hahahaha
"What kind of place doesn't have white zinfandel?"
"The kind of place that doesn't have a shitty wine list."

[@missellbelle]

""What do you suggest for children?"
"Umm, a babysitter"
How many times do I itch to say this to customers who let their feral children run around in the restaurant and almost trip over the staff carrying plates? Every freaking day.

[@AutumnHaunts]

I like when he randomly states that he hates his life. XD!

[@jetfueljp4]

we assume our customers don't have the I.q of bird shit

[@Cherylgimw]

Sooo fucking funny! Must be watched by all! 

[@DizzyDeeds66]

What do you suggest for children?
Ummmm...a babysitter...
LOVE THIS!

[@josephmichael6125]

Bird sheet lol

[@Shannonbarnesdr1]

Oh cool!!! This was. Made with assist ice tech aac voices ! As a aac device user this tickles me I love it !
:-)

[@TORRESTANIA]

Our blender is currently broken right now

[@RinTetsuki]

bread balls ROFL

[@taliaa7856]

"WTF are you talking about?" I died!

[@Cdiddyd]

People are so Stupid. If I had a nickle for every time someone has ask me this? I would be very rich.

[@TORRESTANIA]

We serve American continental cuisine

[@katiemcadory]

this so awesome

[@TORRESTANIA]

What kind of place does not serve white Zinfandel?

[@Lioness_Es]

The kind that doesn't have a sh!tty wine list apparently.

[@pumpkin6429]

This is unrelated, but why do servers say Mum whenever they take an order? This only happens in certain restaurants. :O