Varg escapes from maximum security prison out in guatemala and fashions a raft out of the corpses of gaurds he had to kill; sails to Norway on one last mission: to defend European women
@@odiousperversion4262 there is no proof of teckno viking being gay except for a bullshit article which had a random guy picture taken from Shutterstock claiming he is teckno viking
@@odiousperversion4262 Not a dance party. It was a rally in protest of a German political rally. Watch the vid by WavyWebSurf on techno viking for the explanation
The aggressor was obviously highly intoxicated, this guy simply checked Him and put him in his place, never breaks eye contact; hydrates and shows he is ready for Battle not seen for many Centuries. LoL
@@hot-bloodedmartialartist3900 This is in Berlin, Germany, not Oslo, Norway! And the Techno Viking is also a german guy whom has got nothing to do with Varg Vikernes, Burzum or the Scandinavian Black Metal scene!
Kavone No, I don't. Are you implying that i did?? I was a little triggered that someone would say that the tekno Viking was Varg Vikernes for any reason, even for a fucking stupid meme.
And skalds tells in the saga....: "So, after the epic duel, he executed his infamous "Thor trance-dance" to summon all the gods in Valhalla for the final battle."
to those who think this is varg, it's not, varg wasn't released from prison until 2009, yes he escaped prison back in 2003 but he was caught very shortly after. im not sure who this is but this isnt varg.
@@scriosin1711 yes and before that he began to burn churches and other anti Christian activities...Varg is as true as what he represents as to Black Metal is as true as to what it represents...he has stayed true throughout all these years and is still that very person he was before prison. I can't say I can remember many people in my life time that haven't changed somehow by life and the curves it throws at you. Varg Vikernes has been my inspiration to play and write Black Metal since I first heard the song "War" when it came out. Waited the same amount of time as he did in prison, waiting, knowing when he gets out there will be new material and I was not let down.
@@Blastphemy actually varg talks shit on black metal and dislikes the whole scene now. He is very much a different person than he was back in the early 90's
Guys, anyone, I have a question to ask. Why are all music on youtube now so badly compressed? Is it a way to fix it? Can't listen to any music no more because of all the compression
Basically a way for TH-cam to make you pay for TH-cam premium, or straight up so they're not direct competition to music streaming apps like Spotify. That's my guess, but I haven't been getting any sound issues in TH-cam recently, care to specify a video that has that problem?
@@hot-bloodedmartialartist3900 Yeah, that's my guess as well to have to pay for everything now after the new copy right law applied on you tube. I guess they redusced the sound quality by compressing the source file one extra time or something, as the bit rate for you tube ain't the best from the getgo. Anyway doesn't seem to be fixable. Kinda annoying tho. Can't watch videos with music on (unless it's license free music).
03:17 It's in the Rosenthaler Straße, BERLIN, Germany! I can see the FERNSEHTURM at 01:52 . 00:17-04:03 No Varg, No Oslo, No Norway!! Music by Varg, BURZUM
@@evilernie6908 How can you be so shure that it is not Berlin? Do you know every street of that damn city? Of course it is Berlin. lol I just noticed that you can even see the iconic television tower in the background...
techno viking. I always thought this was viral marketing for eugenics. you have this statuesque male and then loads of beta dregs around him. Always got a really uneasy feeling about this one TBH.
Perceptions of inferiority and superiority are purely projectoral. Each has their own strengths and weaknesses. Judging by technovikings chosen crowd, he could be easily outwitted. Odin himself is a master strategist first. A warrior poet second. Develop your own skills. Lest you project your mediocrity unto all. As thor once said likely at some point in the meta-canon: "git gud bitch."
That's not in Oslo, it's in Berlin Germany. On minute 3:18 you can read " Rosenthaler Straße" on the right and on 3:08 on the left site , you can see the Berlin " TV Tower" from Alexanderplatz. On min 3:23 on the right you can read " preiswert" . To me this short film looks like it's from the ninthies.
@@qnst406 it was NOT the Loveparade. It was actually exactly the opposite, it was the Hateparade, which also took place in Berlin. Which was also a technoparade but less commercial. But this video is from 2000, in 2000 the Hateparade was already renamed to Fuckparade.
Well, Varg's channel got deleted. I guess we will never get a comment from him.
what? I looked it up it really done got deleted, what happened
S K G
Takk skal du har Bror.
jewtube
@S K G That's deleted too now :(
@S K G yup... my heart shattered tbh lol
Varg escapes from maximum security prison out in guatemala and fashions a raft out of the corpses of gaurds he had to kill; sails to Norway on one last mission: to defend European women
Puta madre.. haha
De acá de Guatemala..?
@@davidalvare6977 jaja lo mismo digo
LOL
@@sludd8131 Va que si ..! Haha
hahahaha
dude, drink this, its that water that make us dance.
Lmao XD
💀
Mdma
Lol
He didn’t even look at it he just took it which makes it funnier 😂😂😂
Imagine driving around the French countryside and unknowingly near Varg's home and you see a big bearded guy dancing like that in forrest
I’d probably join tbh
@@jtr-1888 what? it wasnt even in 2004??
@@jtr-1888 yeah, i know its not varg, but thought maybe there was some accuracy to the video.
Jesus
@@jtr-1888Oh because of course we all thought this was really Varg. State the obvious or what!
Jesus' Tod is quite danceable tho
Ahuevo
Fuck yeah.
@Heilhitler Tyr That was so dope thanks.
WHAT" S THE NAME OF THE SONG
@@hugomarban364 lmao
It's jesus' tod
1:09 "let's... find out!"
You killing me xD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
😂😂😂
Baldur
'stop watching porn'
ItS nOT VaRg ItS TEcNo ViKiNg!
really?? :0 ¬.¬
tecno viking is loocks like a mix from Gahl and Varg
Oh wow thx captain obvious.
Its making fun of the people commenting that
NO....this is varg....he told me...he said he wanted to break that dudes head but the cops were watching..
Everyone in Mayhem when Varg killed Eurononomouys: 1:40
😂
Accurate
@Azhag Dark when he said this?
Gayronymus
Culonymus
more like the whole black circle
Fun fact : Varg was actually into techno for some time and made a few demo's 😄
Wtf really? Where i can find these songs?
So is fenriz from dark throne.
This explains the dance moves
😄😄😄😄😄😄
Techno Demo 1:
th-cam.com/video/bdrALI35tWw/w-d-xo.html
Techno Demo 2:
th-cam.com/video/anedpSETJO4/w-d-xo.html
T H I S I S H U H , W O W
😂😂😂😂
lol
*this is war
@@ildsprutendebankraner4142 *whoosh
Du du da dududu da
What Varg was doing while the accusers in Norway thought he was in jail.
Lol yes
@@ethansmith777 no this is the enemies of Varg
@@Tubecutterpult it's a joke
I've been watching this for years and still cannot comprehend his dance moves
This isn't even Varg
@@jtr-1888 holy shit are you for real
That's cause you are keeping your eyes open you Dumbass. Close your eyes and Feel the Music
Trust me, neither does he
Varg: You know what I do when someone bothers a woman?... I dance
Hahah
That sounds wrong lmaooo
we all thought he was in jail in that time, and Varg was just raving in Germany for all those years making woman feel safe, very clever Mr. Vikernes
to be honest even if it isn't varg , that guy is pretty scary
Gabie Dubin it’s not. Varg wasn’t released until 2007 or 08 or 09
@@flatsurfaces1913 You're clearly blind, It's obviously Vikernes
@@horacioadolfo9607 that's a not Varg, it's technoviking th-cam.com/video/UjCdB5p2v0Y/w-d-xo.html
@@user-ck7rw6sb3y It's sarcasm my friend, idk why someone would actually belive it's him
@@horacioadolfo9607 haha fine
Varg almost gave him the same treatment as Euronymous.
It isnt varg lets be honest varg would do the exact same treatment to him if this would be varg
😅
Yep. With his back turned
Plot twist: Actually he is Vladimir Putin in Norway, 1111 b.c
Plot twist actually he is vlafimir Putin in Norway 666 bc
But he is not a communist...
@@jtr-1888 I wanna say r/woosh but I got a feeling this was a woosh in itself
In that era, he would be called a warrior and today he's called criminal 😆
This is still one of the weirdest things ever filmed xD
Have you seen the rest of the shit on the internet lmao this is normal by internet standards.
But really interesting. I had to watch all of it.
No it is not
So are you
yes...truee
The brother Varg NEVER talks about
@@odiousperversion4262 there is no proof of teckno viking being gay except for a bullshit article which had a random guy picture taken from Shutterstock claiming he is teckno viking
Here is the real teckno viking
www.onlytechno.net/truth-phenomenon-named-techno-viking/#
Mm B
Super! Thanks for the link. It is unconfirmed wether the real techno Viking is a gay junky or not. But if he was at a dance party, hmmm?
Il Galata Morente
Varg would probably think that this type of confrontation is childish high school bullshit.
@@odiousperversion4262 Not a dance party. It was a rally in protest of a German political rally. Watch the vid by WavyWebSurf on techno viking for the explanation
This man is an international treasure
Of w.c.
Ι love how he starts dancing when double bass kicks in
Varg after he got out of prison.
Varg: *R E S P E C T W O M E N*
Techno Viking, not Varg!
@@filipematias5127 TeChNo ViKiNg NoT vArG
@@rickc2102 : ?????
@@ethansmith777 - I don't adore Womenkind
Varg is a simp
It really bothers me how he hands him the bottle upside down
It’s to show that it’s sealed and not spiked
Legendary Techno Viking on ecstasy. But he definetly has experience as a bouncer. The way he graps the dudes hands is telling.
He’s the bouncer at the doors to Valhalla
@@joeredmond7227 I wish this comment wasn't hidden as a reply. Super good!
this guy is literally a viking lmao
Watch WavyWebSurf's vid about the TechnoViking for the full story on this guy
@Shit Storm no thank you, homosexuality is for chuck's and gizzards. He is gay by the way.
@@justinmcmanus2111 he'd still slam you though
A San Francisco viking lmao
living_dead_guy_222 This was clearly not in America??? Lmao
Fun Fact: Varg's dance was used on Olaf, from League of Legends. Actually they're both vikings so...
Why are we having this conversation?
@@matheusluiz5738 you began it
Just to clear up the confusion. This is not varg hahaha
@@NoName-qi7vx yea I know, I haven't seen him a while. Looking familiar to him
you know why he dances like that, cuz he knows no one is gonna say jack shit to him about it. he is a freakin beast, god damn
The aggressor was obviously highly intoxicated, this guy simply checked Him and put him in his place, never breaks eye contact; hydrates and shows he is ready for Battle not seen for many Centuries. LoL
Where is he?
Where is the comment from varg
Hopefully coming soon
lEt'S fInD OUt
@@hot-bloodedmartialartist3900
This is in Berlin, Germany, not Oslo, Norway!
And the Techno Viking is also a german guy whom has got nothing to do with Varg Vikernes, Burzum or the Scandinavian Black Metal scene!
@D Hurt : My idea of fun is very different than yours, thank GOTH for that!
@@filipematias5127 My God everyone knows it's a joke
Damn Vargs been hittin the gym 😂
The Temple Of Iron!
Dustin D No wonder the Norwegian special forces couldn’t catch him
Varg, if he'd taken the dark paths of ecstasy and body-building.
Finally! A TH-cam reccomended video that speaks to me! XD
Hail the almighty algorithm
He also did the secret ritualistic dance of Black metal. Only members of the inner circle of the 90s know these movements.
S T O P W A T C H I N G P O R N !
Edit: damn, that meme escalated quickly
Carnalitatis
The Techno Viking is a gay junky.
Burn the porn industries to the ground *jesu dod plays*
@@themestizoperspective134 No, I love porn
@@odiousperversion4262 And you really believe this gayman was him? I don't...
Kavone
No, I don't. Are you implying that i did?? I was a little triggered that someone would say that the tekno Viking was Varg Vikernes for any reason, even for a fucking stupid meme.
This is it: we reached the pinnacle of meme perfection.
Thanks araporn
So it seems
Memerfection
Facts
Hey, look it's Spud from Trainspotting keeping Techno Viking hydrated.
I like how the song actually fits their dancing
The dance syncs perfectly with the druming lmao
IberianWojack 🤣🤣🤣
where? i do not see that. stop with the drugs
@@andrei12122 You're not worth it
@@aurothelarper yes, i do. where do you see dance syncs perfectly?!!
@@andrei12122 No, you're not
This is the funniest thing i`ve watch this day
And skalds tells in the saga....:
"So, after the epic duel, he executed his infamous "Thor trance-dance" to summon all the gods in Valhalla for the final battle."
The finger pointing had me dead 💀
Seeing this a decade later really brings a tear to my eye
When Jesu Død came I thought that someone is calling to me, cuz it's my ringtone xD
😂👌
to those who think this is varg, it's not, varg wasn't released from prison until 2009, yes he escaped prison back in 2003 but he was caught very shortly after. im not sure who this is but this isnt varg.
Had me fooled for a sec
Dude when the drums come in he starts dancing perfect timing haha
Some heavy drugs are being misused here xd
Tin Balaban
The comments? Oh wait the video
Not misused.
Just used.
AND I wasn't invited. 😢
1:38 when i walk down the street after the govt lifted the lockdown
And the title is funny cause the first time I seen this I thought “eh...needs more Varg”
This totally Made my day!!!
A mi también!
What's up with those moves varg? Love burzum!!!!
Guess I'm a little late to the party. Whoever made this, I'll gladly give you my firstborn child
I'm hungry
Me :)
@@ifeelluckytoday wtf for her? or do you eat babies?
This is a whole story packed into such a small snippet of time
nice. i'm waiting for the next rare video
Do I got a sick strut? Let's find out
That guy in red with glasses when the camera turned...
Why did that look shifty?
2:06 Varg gets his next assingment...
False and funny!
What's JFN from Absurd doing handing water to a viking
I don't know who he was but love to watch him dance reminds me of when I was younger and we hit all the concerts we could.
When he was pointing, I was waiting for.... Let's find out!!!
Varg was shredded in 2004. He can really bust a move too
The video is true... By the power of Odin Varg can get out from prison anytime
Odin pfft😂 still living in the 9th, are you?
Affi Åkerlund Yes
Affi Åkerlund Odin is real, u are fake
@@barborapechova6631 no you
Affi Åkerlund If u think so, coz i think so... Sorry for ma IQ level
Une interprétation du Tekno Viking à laquelle personne n’avait pensé
one of the greatest youtube videos ever
Sippin on that vitamin water str8 from Odin!!!
Varg in his younger days before black metal 😂😂😂
Geddoe
I highly doubt that Varg was ever a gay junky.
@@Artorius86 I dont think you understant his comment
Varg was a teenager when he wrote his first black metal demo, but okay...
@@scriosin1711 yes and before that he began to burn churches and other anti Christian activities...Varg is as true as what he represents as to Black Metal is as true as to what it represents...he has stayed true throughout all these years and is still that very person he was before prison. I can't say I can remember many people in my life time that haven't changed somehow by life and the curves it throws at you. Varg Vikernes has been my inspiration to play and write Black Metal since I first heard the song "War" when it came out. Waited the same amount of time as he did in prison, waiting, knowing when he gets out there will be new material and I was not let down.
@@Blastphemy actually varg talks shit on black metal and dislikes the whole scene now. He is very much a different person than he was back in the early 90's
Why did I laugh so hard while Varg was doing some karate 😂
Me to😭🤣
seeing him in the first clip I cant understand how he stabbed someone in the head
Lmfao. Not Varg but hilarious and awesome!
Tis none other than Techno Viking
Even Varg would have to laugh at this😂
This just absolutely made my day!
Alguien sabe cómo se llama la canción de fondo??
Em 2004 Varg ainda estava preso.
Pois é
I didn't know that Varg makes part of the village people
Fuck off!! 🤣😂
Guys, anyone, I have a question to ask. Why are all music on youtube now so badly compressed? Is it a way to fix it? Can't listen to any music no more because of all the compression
Basically a way for TH-cam to make you pay for TH-cam premium, or straight up so they're not direct competition to music streaming apps like Spotify. That's my guess, but I haven't been getting any sound issues in TH-cam recently, care to specify a video that has that problem?
@@hot-bloodedmartialartist3900 Yeah, that's my guess as well to have to pay for everything now after the new copy right law applied on you tube. I guess they redusced the sound quality by compressing the source file one extra time or something, as the bit rate for you tube ain't the best from the getgo. Anyway doesn't seem to be fixable. Kinda annoying tho. Can't watch videos with music on (unless it's license free music).
I fucking died when he started dancing
This is not Varg. I`m laughing my lungs out..
I like seeing varg getting all the love
Same. Good to know I'm not the only one who misses his channel.
This man is a beautiful work of art
The beginning is lost footage from Uncle Rico's video in Napoleon Dynamite
03:17 It's in the Rosenthaler Straße, BERLIN, Germany! I can see the FERNSEHTURM at 01:52 . 00:17-04:03 No Varg, No Oslo, No Norway!! Music by Varg, BURZUM
Krist Novohofer what’s the title of this song?
@@kingscotimus Jesus tod from BURZUM what else
@@beth5633 the name of this song?
O melhor vídeo do TH-cam.
Ваша музыка,это бальзам на душу.
This high key went hard though
Bro, ¿por qué chingados veo esto a las 4 de la mañana si debería de estar haciendo la investigación de mi tesis? 💀💀
Jajaja estoy igual que tu
Me siento identificado
It‘s an old techno video from Berlin, Love Parade, I guess.
Fuck Parade 2000
This is definitely not Berlin.
DivingDave Right, guy's called TechnoViking, even action figures of him exist.
Evil Ernie It’s Berlin, counter culture, no connection to Vikernes or anything right wing.
@@evilernie6908
How can you be so shure that it is not Berlin? Do you know every street of that damn city? Of course it is Berlin.
lol I just noticed that you can even see the iconic television tower in the background...
That is obviously not Varg that is a guy from Berlin during Hate-Parade. A techno music event in Berlin, for Gabber and Hardcore.
This is one of the funniest memes on the internet
1:13 nice Hulk Hogan gesture 😄
techno viking. I always thought this was viral marketing for eugenics. you have this statuesque male and then loads of beta dregs around him. Always got a really uneasy feeling about this one TBH.
I would suggest you a brain surgery, if you even have one
@@veneficus582 you could do with updating the drivers for your humour software.
God I hate beta males....
@@stratkiller2531 ikr
Perceptions of inferiority and superiority are purely projectoral. Each has their own strengths and weaknesses. Judging by technovikings chosen crowd, he could be easily outwitted. Odin himself is a master strategist first. A warrior poet second. Develop your own skills. Lest you project your mediocrity unto all. As thor once said likely at some point in the meta-canon: "git gud bitch."
That dude is so comically buff
That's not in Oslo, it's in Berlin Germany. On minute 3:18 you can read " Rosenthaler Straße" on the right and on 3:08 on the left site , you can see the Berlin " TV Tower" from Alexanderplatz. On min 3:23 on the right you can read " preiswert" . To me this short film looks like it's from the ninthies.
Those were some slick moves, I want to dance like that
I'm the only one who's interested what's really going on over there?
Bro it was the loveparade in germany. And its not varg ffs lol. Just search for Techno viking
Xtc shrooms and weed
2:54 lots of drugs
@@qnst406 it was NOT the Loveparade. It was actually exactly the opposite, it was the Hateparade, which also took place in Berlin. Which was also a technoparade but less commercial. But this video is from 2000, in 2000 the Hateparade was already renamed to Fuckparade.
This did not happen in Oslo or Norway. The signs of the shops were written in german and one can see the Berlin TV-Tower in the background.
He wasn’t released until 2009
Simplesmente incrível
That’s not Varg!! Considering he was still imprisoned in 2004 and wasn’t realised till 2009
No prison could hold Varg, his spirit could leave the prison anytime he chose
Well he did escape prison in late 2003
This makes me happy and I dont know why.
Name of the song that appears in the background (0:17) ?
Jesus Død