What are you pretending not to know?

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  • @NoImNotOkay
    @NoImNotOkay ปีที่แล้ว +1186

    I find it hilarious that these two managed to be the most sane and most toxic people I’ve ever seen 💀

  • @mimib731
    @mimib731 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    Fuhad: “what are you pretending not to know? Apparently Spanish” James’ face 😂😂😂

    • @DeeBee334
      @DeeBee334 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Omg was looking for this comment. James’ face sent me to my grave 😂 💀

    • @ReignBeauxStar
      @ReignBeauxStar 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I was coming to say the SAME THING!!!

  • @thyler-dane
    @thyler-dane ปีที่แล้ว +1777

    Sister's friends??? Mom AND Dad...?! I'm traumatized..

  • @queenla227
    @queenla227 ปีที่แล้ว +1002

    So “age mate” is basically like saying “I’m not one of your little friends?” 😂😂😂

    • @stefo369
      @stefo369 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yess😂😂

    • @KA-cm5mb
      @KA-cm5mb ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Accurate 😂

    • @naijagerd7909
      @naijagerd7909 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Not exactly.
      "I'm not your agemate", yes that means what you wrote.
      But "agemate" just means someone of same age range, usually 0-2 years difference.

    • @jordanjames-lightner9344
      @jordanjames-lightner9344 ปีที่แล้ว

      & is! 😂

    • @shloers
      @shloers ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes bug in African mum speak

  • @tetelomandlakekana8928
    @tetelomandlakekana8928 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    "imagine getting promoted under those circumstances" a win is a win fam😂😂😂

  • @ndabe_1128
    @ndabe_1128 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    Not ruining Daisy’s day unless she also knew😂😂

    • @doubledutchclutch
      @doubledutchclutch ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Welp, if you ask me, there's only one way to find out. At the very least you'll save her the trouble of dating a cheater. In the long run, I think it's a win for Daisy if the gf shows as long as Daisy is innocent.

  • @divinehopemannathoko6657
    @divinehopemannathoko6657 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    James' tongue click went to Africa 😂😂😂😂

  • @MessiMathematician
    @MessiMathematician ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Lesson Learned from James: When ur dead ass wrong, don’t acknowledge it, just get indignant, say “fuck everyone in here” and carry on like nothing happened. Noted.

  • @nsona31
    @nsona31 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    For the uninitiated, the rhetorical phrase, “Am I your age-mate?!” Is commonly used by elder west Africans to rebuke your overly familiar tone. Similar to “Do i look like one of ya little friends?!”

    • @shloers
      @shloers ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Am from Zimbabwe and we say it too

    • @nsona31
      @nsona31 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@shloers pardon me for excluding our brothers and sisters from the east ✊🏾

    • @darrydabest
      @darrydabest ปีที่แล้ว +21

      😂😂In a the same manner my Jamaican mum would say “me and you are not companion” (in patois)

    • @Mangowarlock
      @Mangowarlock ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@darrydabestso we all just the same huh😂😂😂

    • @shloers
      @shloers ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @nsona31 the South but it's ok we're one

  • @devyanisaini5250
    @devyanisaini5250 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    I already watched this whole episode on TH-cam, listened to it on Spotify, and now I’m here. That’s how down bad y’all have me

  • @zarasanera1111
    @zarasanera1111 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    James was VEXED 💀🤣

  • @NikkiStutzman
    @NikkiStutzman ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Mom bringing married men in the house while we sleep had my back and ribs HURTING!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @WhiteOleander730
    @WhiteOleander730 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Imagine getting promoted under those circumstances." James what the fuck 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @docpox3900
    @docpox3900 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    The sisters friends is CRAZY.
    But like if it’s the *same* friends, the friends are some FREAK freaks

  • @dele18
    @dele18 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Lmao Ellis hit James the 50 cent quote “I’m wondering why he said fuck me” 😂😂

  • @ViridianaG-x4k
    @ViridianaG-x4k ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Jesus, how alluring and intoxicating are the vibes between these two?! Pure fkn gold 👏🏼👏🏼

  • @amandakay8
    @amandakay8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    LOL James says just tell me if you caught me because he has so many cheating stories 😂😂😂 Mans can really picture this

  • @ridjauhnryan6882
    @ridjauhnryan6882 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The funniest part is James isn’t wrong 😂😂😭❗️
    You can know a little and still know just about enough to tell someone that you don’t know the language 😂😂😂😂😂😂❗️

  • @shantelhill7390
    @shantelhill7390 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    5:14 The "omg" is taking me OUUUUT

  • @Linds1.9.0.8.
    @Linds1.9.0.8. ปีที่แล้ว +279

    No habla español WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kimrumph1547
      @kimrumph1547 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      James was so mad 😂

    • @Linds1.9.0.8.
      @Linds1.9.0.8. ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@kimrumph1547 it was giving very much light skin energy and I was here for all of it 🤣🤣

  • @saturdayswithlizzie.3610
    @saturdayswithlizzie.3610 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I met the guys today!!!! Omg omg omg the most polite and kind people i have ever met in my life🎉🎉❤

  • @maddoxthecreator
    @maddoxthecreator ปีที่แล้ว +39

    10:30 LMFAOO these two are something else. No we meeting Daisy together. I wanna know her too🤣🤣

  • @lundisoso
    @lundisoso ปีที่แล้ว +61

    This quartet is so hilarious 😅

  • @mirrrstery
    @mirrrstery 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “Cause who do you look up to anymore?” 😭😭😭

  • @Thando_Khumalo
    @Thando_Khumalo ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I am ruining Daisy's day, I am rocking up on the meeting spot on some "sorry guys I'm late" 😁😅😅

  • @AkumaEshi5782
    @AkumaEshi5782 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "guess what guys, I don't give a FUX!"-James

  • @nicholetaimi5331
    @nicholetaimi5331 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    These guys are hilarious. The belief that the "sister's friends" are all girls.

  • @job2358
    @job2358 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When Fuhad said sisters friends for a second time! 😂
    James oh my about hiv 😂 these two crack me up!

  • @legacyoflewis6410
    @legacyoflewis6410 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I don't give a f**k" sent me🤣🤣🤣

  • @imykayleigh3079
    @imykayleigh3079 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    How have I only just found these two?? THERE HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @KingJaggerjack
    @KingJaggerjack 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I loved Ellis's face when he had "what did I do?"

  • @zoey2275
    @zoey2275 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    F Daisy 😂😂 I’ma ruin her day too lol

  • @luciajoyce23
    @luciajoyce23 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I’m actually addicted to watching you guys. I’m subscribed on three channels now. Jeez

    • @shellshockedmummy6265
      @shellshockedmummy6265 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same. I love that they are so honest 😂 they are my fave channel now.

  • @Diego-Ivan
    @Diego-Ivan ปีที่แล้ว +187

    I always knew James was a little slow but now I’m worried he’s genuinely walking around life like that

  • @superluka1135
    @superluka1135 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ex on a funeral with a side chick 💀💀💀
    Silence was LLLOUUUD

  • @ArielWest5
    @ArielWest5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Nah the uncles other family is real life , my dad always had to give me and my sisters a talk before we would visit so we didn’t slip up about the kids his wife didn’t know about 😅 the only reason she found out was when he went to jail and was in the newspaper about it 😂

    • @mi3helle707
      @mi3helle707 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This is wild. Did no one like the Aunty?😂

  • @MessiMathematician
    @MessiMathematician ปีที่แล้ว +39

    When James gets indignant it’s literally what the world needs.

  • @sheenat3
    @sheenat3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Daisy deserves to know what shes is dealing with lol

  • @Nazalac
    @Nazalac ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Cost of living is gonna see a spike in polyamory households lol 😂

    • @naynay-fi7iv
      @naynay-fi7iv ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, it's certainly cheaper! JS

    • @HALOSnHORNS
      @HALOSnHORNS ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gotts to keep lights on and water hot😂

  • @miriam2837
    @miriam2837 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Nah this one Ep should have another name....Jesus 😂😂😂
    Families got skeletons 💀

  • @Diablo22967
    @Diablo22967 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Honestly James is onto something, his contrxt was defs wrong here, but I've said that exact same thing in Spanish many times when someone comes up to me speaking Spanish 😂😂😂

  • @Bellecassie
    @Bellecassie ปีที่แล้ว +9

    5:00 😳 stopped me in my tracks

  • @Non-StopGameplay
    @Non-StopGameplay ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Man said I don’t speak spanish in spanish” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GOATexp
    @GOATexp ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ellis catching strays 😂😂

  • @agathor86
    @agathor86 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    James getting triggered made me laugh so much man. James is too much man hahahahah!

  • @MsMookalate
    @MsMookalate ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Nah they really do be slipping saying “No habla español” 😅

  • @celestinecole3160
    @celestinecole3160 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    😂😂😂😂James speaking Spanish and not knowing

  • @jordanlee2561
    @jordanlee2561 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He’s going to be knackered 😂

  • @ricardopleasant1285
    @ricardopleasant1285 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Ayeeee these guys are HILARIOUS 😂

  • @EckoMG13
    @EckoMG13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I lost it when he said “ apparently Spanish”😂

  • @akinyizuri5492
    @akinyizuri5492 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "She can't push it out"😂😂

  • @mariarosas8386
    @mariarosas8386 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I know the fellas laughed at him, but low key, your español was not bad James. Latina approved. ✅☺️… and now I feel like using that. 😂

  • @koketsomolotsi1933
    @koketsomolotsi1933 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    😂😂😂😂 "daughter's brethren"

  • @JJNotEvans
    @JJNotEvans ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dang I’ve pretended not to know where someone lives before 😂

  • @ellelolla557
    @ellelolla557 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:35 i can relate. I'm also pretending i don't know my dads kids and his almost 80 year and has a infant.

  • @BadGirlMimi94
    @BadGirlMimi94 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "She can't push that out." 😂😂😂

  • @sharon6981
    @sharon6981 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The “age mate” thing is definitely African. As a Nigerian, I heard my mom & aunts ask me this all the time..

  • @jase72691
    @jase72691 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    LMAOOOOO that age mate bit took me back to childhood 😭😂

  • @Sab.86
    @Sab.86 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “That’s what she gets for heating up fish in the office microwave” 😂😂😂😂

  • @taraoladimeji981
    @taraoladimeji981 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “Age mates” is a Nigerian descriptor 😂

  • @sips.
    @sips. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That side eye from James. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ashermorris5489
    @ashermorris5489 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    No hablo español😂😂😂

  • @ridjauhnryan6882
    @ridjauhnryan6882 ปีที่แล้ว

    That last one is crazy 😂😆😭😮‍💨
    Time to leave with your dignity intact!

  • @salliegal8932
    @salliegal8932 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Last one...somebody is talking in their sleep or has called out that other person's name one too many times. I harkens back to..."The D's too good, I'm not leaving."

    • @raecoleman-wf2cp
      @raecoleman-wf2cp ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Happened to me 🤣 I was thinking of 1001 ways to kill that s.o.b, my child's father

    • @raecoleman-wf2cp
      @raecoleman-wf2cp ปีที่แล้ว

      Also with a chick I was dating, she said my bff's name while we were intimate...... I got up immediately, got in the shower, and stayed up all night drinking. She didn't say "sorry", didn't explain herself, NOTHING. She rolled over and went to sleep. Took every ounce of me to not crack that 5th of Henny over her fuckin head

  • @naynay-fi7iv
    @naynay-fi7iv ปีที่แล้ว +3

    First time watcher and BOOM! Newly subscribed! This was hilarious!

  • @alexishouze9747
    @alexishouze9747 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:05 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I. Am. Rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vickylovega23
    @vickylovega23 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Ellis got a stray for what!?😂😂😂😂

  • @sujaycowell6312
    @sujaycowell6312 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Friends wait what 😂😂😂 that had me out my chair 😂

  • @natashashahril1893
    @natashashahril1893 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I’ve been watching SNG, and I’m from Singapore. So glad the algorithm was algorithm-ing. Butttt there are times I had to fill in the blanks myself, the words yall use… I love it but ngl I struggle sometimes. Errrr anyone willing to help me understand their jokes better? Hahahaahaha y’all are on fiyaaaaa pls keep em coming yall are H I L A R I O U S
    Love from Singapore X

    • @momsaidicould
      @momsaidicould ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure what do you need? The discussion is about cheaters and their significant others and family that know about it and pretends
      not to.

    • @TheFuraidoPoteto
      @TheFuraidoPoteto ปีที่แล้ว

      Ofc, ask away

    • @ruqiyamurraymartin8025
      @ruqiyamurraymartin8025 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure

    • @nifapz9596
      @nifapz9596 ปีที่แล้ว

      Subtitles???

    • @leightonmckenzie7678
      @leightonmckenzie7678 ปีที่แล้ว

      subtitles wont even help with that because humour doesnt always translate. Words are very context specific@@nifapz9596

  • @ncebaramatsebe6093
    @ncebaramatsebe6093 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I have not laughed like this in a minute 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂, you guys are the best s/o!!!

  • @paulagoeringer9466
    @paulagoeringer9466 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I'm wondering how many of these funerals are going to end up in another funeral? 😮

  • @swimfast724
    @swimfast724 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Mmm I got one my friend (female) was her roommates (male) side piece for years (after he told everyone he was gay) and she had to BEG him to leave his BF to be with her. He proposed to her like a month ago. I'll never get over the fact that 1. She was the skank he cheated with 2. She begged him for over 2 YEARS! This was going on for 2 years! 3. Her younger sister told me all this. I'm closer to the younger sister than her and she doesn't know her sister told me all the deets 😂😂 ugh karma's going to catch up eventually because she was the worst little brat growing up and in HS but I had to tolerate her she does NOT deserve a happy life with this guy

    • @wolfsisterhowls
      @wolfsisterhowls 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What makes you think she'll have a happy life with a cheater who is essentially crawling back in the closet? They deserve each other. Rest.

  • @alliemonsen7206
    @alliemonsen7206 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    10:38 🎶 that's the point 🎶
    We gotta hold y'all accountable fellas

  • @kareemdalil3468
    @kareemdalil3468 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That age mate thing is faaaactss lol

  • @Jasmine.Deny1
    @Jasmine.Deny1 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The no habla Español I was def thinking damn that’s brutal lying in Spanish. But weird bc I asked in English??? I thought he did it on purpose 😂😂😂

  • @Abuqital2000
    @Abuqital2000 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "No ablo Espanol " in Spanish 😂😂

  • @alexlucas2420
    @alexlucas2420 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Age mate 100% facts 😂😂

  • @tds7078
    @tds7078 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how most of these are just felonies lmaooo

  • @KingPOTB
    @KingPOTB ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nahh when my man says his ex is a dead ting, hell mean that literally

  • @LL-lz6kh
    @LL-lz6kh ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tbf if you’re pretending to speak Spanish when u actually can’t that is something you would probably say 😂😂

  • @armandy10
    @armandy10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The “No habló Español “ 🤣 💀

  • @devingibbs9061
    @devingibbs9061 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    James shooting from the hip😂😂😂

  • @hexfire3037
    @hexfire3037 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Regarding the last two, she wanted Daisy to know he’s a POS so she won’t give him a chance and for the last one, man probably said her name instead

    • @raecoleman-wf2cp
      @raecoleman-wf2cp ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right 👍 but I think on Daisy she wants to confront her, some women knows these dudes got a gf or wife and will still go after him.

  • @etherealsaudade
    @etherealsaudade 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:24 FUHAD’S FACE IM DYING 😂😂😂

  • @growurown207
    @growurown207 ปีที่แล้ว

    About the Daisy situation and your girl finding out.. hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, they will ALWAYS choose violence, there will be no peace.

  • @alondamccoy6651
    @alondamccoy6651 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All of these answers to this question is getting worse and worse!!! 🙄😏😂🤣
    And James's story just made it worse!! 😳😳😳

  • @Wildchilddanii
    @Wildchilddanii ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That 1st one👀🫨 Straight stalker

  • @ridjauhnryan6882
    @ridjauhnryan6882 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:15 😂😂😆😂😂❗️❗️

  • @andisiwentaba2660
    @andisiwentaba2660 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m never letting my mom cheat with my own uncle. Both of them are getting CANCELLED!!

  • @Mangolover300
    @Mangolover300 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    These went from funny to outright lunacy, what do u mean both ur parents r doin the deed with ur sister friends💀💀💀Wallahi I had an allergic reaction to that sentence

  • @azielcardinal9524
    @azielcardinal9524 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ppl liking their spouse's sibling is actually very common,
    cuz you have to understand if their attracted to you, then their most likely to be attracted to someone that's similar to you but different in some ways. My cousin and I grew up together like brothers and we're very different in some ways but exactly the same in others and alot of girls we've meet (nothing serious) that liked one of us also edmited liking the other too.

  • @ridjauhnryan6882
    @ridjauhnryan6882 ปีที่แล้ว

    That first one is giving “You” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can’t lie

  • @babs591
    @babs591 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My mom and dad both slept…. Surly they making this up? Who are these people! Mom and dad 😮

    • @moimeself1088
      @moimeself1088 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sis prob has friends of both sexes, no? Parents still a mess tho

    • @גקדןרק
      @גקדןרק ปีที่แล้ว

      Horrendous parents

  • @salviaikukt2659
    @salviaikukt2659 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sharing is Caring cuz its too good 😁😁😁.

  • @BentendoOwee
    @BentendoOwee ปีที่แล้ว

    “My sisters friends” like it’s your friends too I guarantee

  • @rhiarebecca2000
    @rhiarebecca2000 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    No ones D can be that good to be tolerating cheating🥴😂

  • @MOOSEKEE
    @MOOSEKEE ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:47 i'm sorry...WHAAAT?!

  • @jarellemourant-king1711
    @jarellemourant-king1711 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i’ve not even watched all of this video but 3 of these comments are the BRAZEIST!!!! things i’ve ever heard!!RAAAAAAW

  • @CraigMason1987
    @CraigMason1987 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Imagine getting promoted under them circumstances 😂😂

  • @ashleeylyn
    @ashleeylyn ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok ok ok that first one…… WHO DOESN’T?! 😳😂
    It’s not like I go looking at them, but they’re there lol. I know of lots of people who have all their past lives on a hard drive somewhere 😂😂