What are you pretending not to know?

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  • @NoImNotOkay
    @NoImNotOkay ปีที่แล้ว +1198

    I find it hilarious that these two managed to be the most sane and most toxic people I’ve ever seen 💀

  • @mimib731
    @mimib731 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    Fuhad: “what are you pretending not to know? Apparently Spanish” James’ face 😂😂😂

    • @DeeBee334
      @DeeBee334 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Omg was looking for this comment. James’ face sent me to my grave 😂 💀

    • @ReignBeauxStar
      @ReignBeauxStar หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I was coming to say the SAME THING!!!

  • @thyler-dane
    @thyler-dane ปีที่แล้ว +1786

    Sister's friends??? Mom AND Dad...?! I'm traumatized..

  • @tetelomandlakekana8928
    @tetelomandlakekana8928 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    "imagine getting promoted under those circumstances" a win is a win fam😂😂😂

  • @queenla227
    @queenla227 ปีที่แล้ว +1007

    So “age mate” is basically like saying “I’m not one of your little friends?” 😂😂😂

    • @stefo369
      @stefo369 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yess😂😂

    • @KA-cm5mb
      @KA-cm5mb ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Accurate 😂

    • @naijagerd7909
      @naijagerd7909 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Not exactly.
      "I'm not your agemate", yes that means what you wrote.
      But "agemate" just means someone of same age range, usually 0-2 years difference.

    • @jordanjames-lightner9344
      @jordanjames-lightner9344 ปีที่แล้ว

      & is! 😂

    • @shloers
      @shloers ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes bug in African mum speak

  • @ndabe_1128
    @ndabe_1128 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    Not ruining Daisy’s day unless she also knew😂😂

    • @doubledutchclutch
      @doubledutchclutch ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Welp, if you ask me, there's only one way to find out. At the very least you'll save her the trouble of dating a cheater. In the long run, I think it's a win for Daisy if the gf shows as long as Daisy is innocent.

  • @MessiMathematician
    @MessiMathematician ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Lesson Learned from James: When ur dead ass wrong, don’t acknowledge it, just get indignant, say “fuck everyone in here” and carry on like nothing happened. Noted.

  • @divinehopemannathoko6657
    @divinehopemannathoko6657 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    James' tongue click went to Africa 😂😂😂😂

  • @nsona31
    @nsona31 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    For the uninitiated, the rhetorical phrase, “Am I your age-mate?!” Is commonly used by elder west Africans to rebuke your overly familiar tone. Similar to “Do i look like one of ya little friends?!”

    • @shloers
      @shloers ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Am from Zimbabwe and we say it too

    • @nsona31
      @nsona31 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@shloers pardon me for excluding our brothers and sisters from the east ✊🏾

    • @darrydabest
      @darrydabest ปีที่แล้ว +21

      😂😂In a the same manner my Jamaican mum would say “me and you are not companion” (in patois)

    • @Mangowarlock
      @Mangowarlock ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@darrydabestso we all just the same huh😂😂😂

    • @shloers
      @shloers ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @nsona31 the South but it's ok we're one

  • @NikkiStutzman
    @NikkiStutzman ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Mom bringing married men in the house while we sleep had my back and ribs HURTING!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @devyanisaini5250
    @devyanisaini5250 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    I already watched this whole episode on TH-cam, listened to it on Spotify, and now I’m here. That’s how down bad y’all have me

  • @Linds1.9.0.8.
    @Linds1.9.0.8. ปีที่แล้ว +280

    No habla español WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kimrumph1547
      @kimrumph1547 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      James was so mad 😂

    • @Linds1.9.0.8.
      @Linds1.9.0.8. ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@kimrumph1547 it was giving very much light skin energy and I was here for all of it 🤣🤣

  • @zarasanera1111
    @zarasanera1111 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    James was VEXED 💀🤣

  • @docpox3900
    @docpox3900 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    The sisters friends is CRAZY.
    But like if it’s the *same* friends, the friends are some FREAK freaks

  • @WhiteOleander730
    @WhiteOleander730 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Imagine getting promoted under those circumstances." James what the fuck 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dele18
    @dele18 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Lmao Ellis hit James the 50 cent quote “I’m wondering why he said fuck me” 😂😂

  • @ridjauhnryan6882
    @ridjauhnryan6882 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The funniest part is James isn’t wrong 😂😂😭❗️
    You can know a little and still know just about enough to tell someone that you don’t know the language 😂😂😂😂😂😂❗️

  • @ViridianaG-x4k
    @ViridianaG-x4k ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Jesus, how alluring and intoxicating are the vibes between these two?! Pure fkn gold 👏🏼👏🏼

  • @amandakay8
    @amandakay8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    LOL James says just tell me if you caught me because he has so many cheating stories 😂😂😂 Mans can really picture this

  • @shantelhill7390
    @shantelhill7390 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    5:14 The "omg" is taking me OUUUUT

  • @maddoxthecreator
    @maddoxthecreator ปีที่แล้ว +39

    10:30 LMFAOO these two are something else. No we meeting Daisy together. I wanna know her too🤣🤣

  • @saturdayswithlizzie.3610
    @saturdayswithlizzie.3610 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I met the guys today!!!! Omg omg omg the most polite and kind people i have ever met in my life🎉🎉❤

  • @nicholetaimi5331
    @nicholetaimi5331 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    These guys are hilarious. The belief that the "sister's friends" are all girls.

  • @job2358
    @job2358 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When Fuhad said sisters friends for a second time! 😂
    James oh my about hiv 😂 these two crack me up!

  • @mirrrstery
    @mirrrstery 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “Cause who do you look up to anymore?” 😭😭😭

  • @lundisoso
    @lundisoso ปีที่แล้ว +61

    This quartet is so hilarious 😅

  • @MessiMathematician
    @MessiMathematician ปีที่แล้ว +39

    When James gets indignant it’s literally what the world needs.

  • @AkumaEshi5782
    @AkumaEshi5782 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "guess what guys, I don't give a FUX!"-James

  • @Thando_Khumalo
    @Thando_Khumalo ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I am ruining Daisy's day, I am rocking up on the meeting spot on some "sorry guys I'm late" 😁😅😅

  • @miriam2837
    @miriam2837 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Nah this one Ep should have another name....Jesus 😂😂😂
    Families got skeletons 💀

  • @Diego-Ivan
    @Diego-Ivan ปีที่แล้ว +187

    I always knew James was a little slow but now I’m worried he’s genuinely walking around life like that

  • @Nazalac
    @Nazalac ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Cost of living is gonna see a spike in polyamory households lol 😂

    • @naynay-fi7iv
      @naynay-fi7iv ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, it's certainly cheaper! JS

    • @HALOSnHORNS
      @HALOSnHORNS ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gotts to keep lights on and water hot😂

  • @sheenat3
    @sheenat3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Daisy deserves to know what shes is dealing with lol

  • @legacyoflewis6410
    @legacyoflewis6410 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I don't give a f**k" sent me🤣🤣🤣

  • @KingJaggerjack
    @KingJaggerjack 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I loved Ellis's face when he had "what did I do?"

  • @superluka1135
    @superluka1135 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ex on a funeral with a side chick 💀💀💀
    Silence was LLLOUUUD

  • @agathor86
    @agathor86 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    James getting triggered made me laugh so much man. James is too much man hahahahah!

  • @zoey2275
    @zoey2275 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    F Daisy 😂😂 I’ma ruin her day too lol

  • @Non-StopGameplay
    @Non-StopGameplay ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Man said I don’t speak spanish in spanish” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @imykayleigh3079
    @imykayleigh3079 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    How have I only just found these two?? THERE HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ArielWest5
    @ArielWest5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Nah the uncles other family is real life , my dad always had to give me and my sisters a talk before we would visit so we didn’t slip up about the kids his wife didn’t know about 😅 the only reason she found out was when he went to jail and was in the newspaper about it 😂

    • @mi3helle707
      @mi3helle707 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is wild. Did no one like the Aunty?😂

  • @luciajoyce23
    @luciajoyce23 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I’m actually addicted to watching you guys. I’m subscribed on three channels now. Jeez

    • @shellshockedmummy6265
      @shellshockedmummy6265 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same. I love that they are so honest 😂 they are my fave channel now.

  • @Bellecassie
    @Bellecassie ปีที่แล้ว +9

    5:00 😳 stopped me in my tracks

  • @EckoMG13
    @EckoMG13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I lost it when he said “ apparently Spanish”😂

  • @MsMookalate
    @MsMookalate ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Nah they really do be slipping saying “No habla español” 😅

  • @Diablo22967
    @Diablo22967 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Honestly James is onto something, his contrxt was defs wrong here, but I've said that exact same thing in Spanish many times when someone comes up to me speaking Spanish 😂😂😂

  • @celestinecole3160
    @celestinecole3160 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    😂😂😂😂James speaking Spanish and not knowing

  • @GOATexp
    @GOATexp ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ellis catching strays 😂😂

  • @ricardopleasant1285
    @ricardopleasant1285 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Ayeeee these guys are HILARIOUS 😂

  • @jordanlee2561
    @jordanlee2561 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He’s going to be knackered 😂

  • @akinyizuri5492
    @akinyizuri5492 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "She can't push it out"😂😂

  • @taraoladimeji981
    @taraoladimeji981 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Age mates” is a Nigerian descriptor 😂

  • @alexishouze9747
    @alexishouze9747 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:05 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I. Am. Rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mariarosas8386
    @mariarosas8386 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I know the fellas laughed at him, but low key, your español was not bad James. Latina approved. ✅☺️… and now I feel like using that. 😂

  • @jase72691
    @jase72691 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LMAOOOOO that age mate bit took me back to childhood 😭😂

  • @JJNotEvans
    @JJNotEvans ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dang I’ve pretended not to know where someone lives before 😂

  • @Abuqital2000
    @Abuqital2000 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "No ablo Espanol " in Spanish 😂😂

  • @koketsomolotsi1933
    @koketsomolotsi1933 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    😂😂😂😂 "daughter's brethren"

  • @KingPOTB
    @KingPOTB ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nahh when my man says his ex is a dead ting, hell mean that literally

  • @BadGirlMimi94
    @BadGirlMimi94 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "She can't push that out." 😂😂😂

  • @tds7078
    @tds7078 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how most of these are just felonies lmaooo

  • @salliegal8932
    @salliegal8932 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Last one...somebody is talking in their sleep or has called out that other person's name one too many times. I harkens back to..."The D's too good, I'm not leaving."

    • @raecoleman-wf2cp
      @raecoleman-wf2cp ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Happened to me 🤣 I was thinking of 1001 ways to kill that s.o.b, my child's father

    • @raecoleman-wf2cp
      @raecoleman-wf2cp ปีที่แล้ว

      Also with a chick I was dating, she said my bff's name while we were intimate...... I got up immediately, got in the shower, and stayed up all night drinking. She didn't say "sorry", didn't explain herself, NOTHING. She rolled over and went to sleep. Took every ounce of me to not crack that 5th of Henny over her fuckin head

  • @sharon6981
    @sharon6981 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The “age mate” thing is definitely African. As a Nigerian, I heard my mom & aunts ask me this all the time..

  • @armandy10
    @armandy10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The “No habló Español “ 🤣 💀

  • @Sab.86
    @Sab.86 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “That’s what she gets for heating up fish in the office microwave” 😂😂😂😂

  • @Brimfulofasher
    @Brimfulofasher ปีที่แล้ว +49

    No hablo español😂😂😂

  • @vickylovega23
    @vickylovega23 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Ellis got a stray for what!?😂😂😂😂

  • @ellelolla557
    @ellelolla557 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:35 i can relate. I'm also pretending i don't know my dads kids and his almost 80 year and has a infant.

  • @sips.
    @sips. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That side eye from James. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @alliemonsen7206
    @alliemonsen7206 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    10:38 🎶 that's the point 🎶
    We gotta hold y'all accountable fellas

  • @etherealsaudade
    @etherealsaudade 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:24 FUHAD’S FACE IM DYING 😂😂😂

  • @kareemdalil3468
    @kareemdalil3468 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That age mate thing is faaaactss lol

  • @sujaycowell6312
    @sujaycowell6312 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Friends wait what 😂😂😂 that had me out my chair 😂

  • @ridjauhnryan6882
    @ridjauhnryan6882 ปีที่แล้ว

    That last one is crazy 😂😆😭😮‍💨
    Time to leave with your dignity intact!

  • @ncebaramatsebe6093
    @ncebaramatsebe6093 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I have not laughed like this in a minute 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂, you guys are the best s/o!!!

  • @BentendoOwee
    @BentendoOwee ปีที่แล้ว

    “My sisters friends” like it’s your friends too I guarantee

  • @natashashahril1893
    @natashashahril1893 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I’ve been watching SNG, and I’m from Singapore. So glad the algorithm was algorithm-ing. Butttt there are times I had to fill in the blanks myself, the words yall use… I love it but ngl I struggle sometimes. Errrr anyone willing to help me understand their jokes better? Hahahaahaha y’all are on fiyaaaaa pls keep em coming yall are H I L A R I O U S
    Love from Singapore X

    • @momsaidicould
      @momsaidicould ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure what do you need? The discussion is about cheaters and their significant others and family that know about it and pretends
      not to.

    • @TheFuraidoPoteto
      @TheFuraidoPoteto ปีที่แล้ว

      Ofc, ask away

    • @ruqiyamurraymartin8025
      @ruqiyamurraymartin8025 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure

    • @nifapz9596
      @nifapz9596 ปีที่แล้ว

      Subtitles???

    • @leightonmckenzie7678
      @leightonmckenzie7678 ปีที่แล้ว

      subtitles wont even help with that because humour doesnt always translate. Words are very context specific@@nifapz9596

  • @naynay-fi7iv
    @naynay-fi7iv ปีที่แล้ว +3

    First time watcher and BOOM! Newly subscribed! This was hilarious!

  • @ridjauhnryan6882
    @ridjauhnryan6882 ปีที่แล้ว

    That first one is giving “You” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can’t lie

  • @alexlucas2420
    @alexlucas2420 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Age mate 100% facts 😂😂

  • @LL-lz6kh
    @LL-lz6kh ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tbf if you’re pretending to speak Spanish when u actually can’t that is something you would probably say 😂😂

  • @ridjauhnryan6882
    @ridjauhnryan6882 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:15 😂😂😆😂😂❗️❗️

  • @swimfast724
    @swimfast724 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Mmm I got one my friend (female) was her roommates (male) side piece for years (after he told everyone he was gay) and she had to BEG him to leave his BF to be with her. He proposed to her like a month ago. I'll never get over the fact that 1. She was the skank he cheated with 2. She begged him for over 2 YEARS! This was going on for 2 years! 3. Her younger sister told me all this. I'm closer to the younger sister than her and she doesn't know her sister told me all the deets 😂😂 ugh karma's going to catch up eventually because she was the worst little brat growing up and in HS but I had to tolerate her she does NOT deserve a happy life with this guy

    • @wolfsisterhowls
      @wolfsisterhowls ปีที่แล้ว

      What makes you think she'll have a happy life with a cheater who is essentially crawling back in the closet? They deserve each other. Rest.

  • @Wildchilddanii
    @Wildchilddanii ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That 1st one👀🫨 Straight stalker

  • @devingibbs9061
    @devingibbs9061 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    James shooting from the hip😂😂😂

  • @paulagoeringer9466
    @paulagoeringer9466 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I'm wondering how many of these funerals are going to end up in another funeral? 😮

  • @andisiwentaba2660
    @andisiwentaba2660 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m never letting my mom cheat with my own uncle. Both of them are getting CANCELLED!!

  • @hexfire3037
    @hexfire3037 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Regarding the last two, she wanted Daisy to know he’s a POS so she won’t give him a chance and for the last one, man probably said her name instead

    • @raecoleman-wf2cp
      @raecoleman-wf2cp ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right 👍 but I think on Daisy she wants to confront her, some women knows these dudes got a gf or wife and will still go after him.

  • @MOOSEKEE
    @MOOSEKEE ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:47 i'm sorry...WHAAAT?!

  • @chrisangel1751
    @chrisangel1751 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    11:10 the reason she gotta meet Daisy too is because people will lie until their last breath unless you catch them. They still will deny it.

  • @azielcardinal9524
    @azielcardinal9524 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ppl liking their spouse's sibling is actually very common,
    cuz you have to understand if their attracted to you, then their most likely to be attracted to someone that's similar to you but different in some ways. My cousin and I grew up together like brothers and we're very different in some ways but exactly the same in others and alot of girls we've meet (nothing serious) that liked one of us also edmited liking the other too.

  • @growurown207
    @growurown207 ปีที่แล้ว

    About the Daisy situation and your girl finding out.. hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, they will ALWAYS choose violence, there will be no peace.

  • @CraigMason1987
    @CraigMason1987 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Imagine getting promoted under them circumstances 😂😂

  • @Jasmine.Deny1
    @Jasmine.Deny1 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The no habla Español I was def thinking damn that’s brutal lying in Spanish. But weird bc I asked in English??? I thought he did it on purpose 😂😂😂

  • @rhiarebecca2000
    @rhiarebecca2000 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    No ones D can be that good to be tolerating cheating🥴😂

  • @alondamccoy6651
    @alondamccoy6651 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All of these answers to this question is getting worse and worse!!! 🙄😏😂🤣
    And James's story just made it worse!! 😳😳😳

  • @Mangolover300
    @Mangolover300 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    These went from funny to outright lunacy, what do u mean both ur parents r doin the deed with ur sister friends💀💀💀Wallahi I had an allergic reaction to that sentence

  • @symphanyw2174
    @symphanyw2174 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Just tell me.” 10:29 that’s a no 👎🏾. He didn’t tell her when he was cheating. So why must she grant the curtesy of minimizing his embarrassment by not causing a scene?
    As the director would say, “Action” 🎬 👊🏾💥 violence isn’t the answer friends 😅

  • @SeacrestOut34
    @SeacrestOut34 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 at No Habla Espanol HILARIOUS

  • @salviaikukt2659
    @salviaikukt2659 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sharing is Caring cuz its too good 😁😁😁.