Right!! When he started talking about his 'Routine' I legit said out loud "and creaming your batty is sus!!" Honestly just take care of the spaces you want other people to get close to! 😂😂 be demure, be fucking mindful!!🤣
@@nifaha.4832 right! I thought I was meticulously but I just lotion my crack LOL. I ain’t touching on my gooch like that. As James said, my gooch is never dry💀💀.
Lool its kinda weird, but for us, 'cream' is a verb. We use it instead of 'moisturise.' And when I hear it, I think of applying lotion before anything else 👀 😂
I feel like this is the difference between having a white mom and having a black mom. Because I’ve never not known to put lotion everywhere or wash my legs.
I don't know if it's a white/black thing. My mom and dad are white and I learned to wash everywhere 😅 when I take a shower, I go to work. It's like detailing a car.
It was like a thing all over the internet for a minute that white people don't wash their legs and they were like proudly, exclaiming that only poor people aka black people wash their legs or use anything besides their hands to wash themselves🫢@@reginafromrio
Fuhad and Rem saying they moisturize everywhere is a type of energy I'm on. I wish my husband would follow suit. James is saying that cuz his light bright ass can get away with it. 🤣🤣🤣
Female here 🙋🏻♀️ I get myself & our 2 kids ready for an outing before hubby’s even done then I still get blamed for not anticipating something hubby forgot 🤦🏻♀️
It’s so annoying! I fixed myself & our 2 kids, I even prepack the baby bag the night before sometimes so all I need to do is prep formula the day of. All he had to do was fix himself & then he still gets annoyed when i didnt anticipate his stuff up even after repeatedly reminding him then he still forgets!
James better watch out! Them white genes be needing that moisture even MORE!! Rem got it right. If it got skin, it gets creamed! 🤣🤣 On a serious tip, this chat Fuhad had about being late resonated so deep with me when it first aired. I realized I am the exact same way! I have been making an effort to factor in all that little shit and its been working! I feel so much less stress! 💜
I think like 80% of the mandem let thier tool hang below... This is my first time hearing that there was another way😂... Fuhad needs to be investigated😂
first of all Fuhad is a serial summmn cuz resting ya tool on the toilet seat is brazzyyyy! the amount of germs on that bih!? nahhh & secondly james you nearly broke me with the power stance comment.. sitting on the toilet looking like an institutionalised man gaurding his meal in the damn dinner hall... XD
@@lm3729you need to talk to y’all’s representatives then because hella white people are coming out unprovoked to announce that they don’t wash their legs, wash cloths are “dirty” to them, and they don’t lotion. Plenty I’ve met in person have admitted the same as well. Seems like MOST don’t
@@delilahdrummond4076 “white” is not a monolith though. There are Swedes, Estonians, Russians, Germans, Polish, Greek, French, Italian and yes Spanish people (from Spain) the list goes on. American Whites, and possibly the French (all French, not just white apparently) may fall under this category. As far as “representatives”, no one speaks for me or any “group” collectively. That again, would signify a monolith. Just like black people are not a monolith, neither are the very diverse people that are white. Whites break down into race and culture, like Asians from Chinese, Japanese, Laos, Thai, Vietnamese, etc. It is ignorant to categorize any group and wash them with a monolithic brush. It shows that you are not well traveled and live in a very limited bubble. History is rich with various stories of various cultures, “whites” and so called representatives from them is far too vague for people that understand the wide array that are humans across the land scape
When they started talking about moisturizing.... all i could think about was Doctor Who (i think it was samantha or something....) "Moisturize me, Moisturize me 😆 😂😅"
My brother wasn’t home this weekend, so I had to take out the trash. When I tell I had to swing the bag three times before I could get it into the actual bin😭😭The I had to roll it to the curb, never again 😭😭
Clapping for Fuhad about the lotion.👏Guys, lotion up everywhere, we love it too when your skin is as smooth as ours and not dry! And add some extra TLC on the knees and elbows, everybody needs it, men and women alike. It makes a world of difference. Now if you go the extra mile and pick the lotion that goes with that cologne you wear that you know we love, you'd have us in the palm of your hand. Just saying. 😮💨
James is wild calling moisturizing sus when he's the most sus of them all 😂😂😂😂
Dude I came here to Sam’s that because what do you mean 😂
Right!! When he started talking about his 'Routine' I legit said out loud "and creaming your batty is sus!!" Honestly just take care of the spaces you want other people to get close to! 😂😂 be demure, be fucking mindful!!🤣
💯 😂😂😂😂
Why James routine s actually wilder than moisturizing our ass😂
Did he hear himself talkin😂
The dichotomy of it all
James giving himself a facials but calling lotion on the hamstrings sus is WIIIIIIIIIIILD
If you a guy and your not taking care of your skin, your a fool. roflmao.
James not doing things because he thinks it looks gay but then describing the gayest face treatment and moisturizing routine is hilarious 😂
And confirms he is actually gay tbh
lololololol yessssssssssssssssssss
LOL
Won't moisturise his butt cheek but goes all in with that "misting" technique 😂
Facts 😂. I was dying when he was describing his after shower routine
“You cream your gooch?” is a crazy question😭😭😭
THE CRAZIEST!
Is more crazy that rem is putting lotion down there 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@nifaha.4832 right! I thought I was meticulously but I just lotion my crack LOL. I ain’t touching on my gooch like that. As James said, my gooch is never dry💀💀.
Crazy to Americans. We Brits call it cream what you call lotion thats why 😂
@@haddingtoniangcp2464 I bet it is; dialectical differences are funny like that. I’m not American though. Choose another colony lol.
Him saying moisturizing is sus but then showing his face routine and how he dries the mist 😂😂😂 lmao bro you’re the definition of sussss
Too sus to rub the batty 😅😅😅
😂😂😂😂😂
The way they say “I cream everywhere” so many times casually without thinking about anything sexual has me judging myself 🤣🫣
I didn't wanna be the one to say it 🤣
Lool its kinda weird, but for us, 'cream' is a verb. We use it instead of 'moisturise.' And when I hear it, I think of applying lotion before anything else 👀 😂
The white in James was loud this episode 😂😂😂😂😂
Same thing I just said 🫢
That’s what I was thinking 😂 he probably just started using a wash cloth
😂
Faaaaacts
Exactly what i was thinking 😂😂😂
Fuhad w the cheeky flex he knows his package long 🤣🤣
That’s a measurement
FUCKIN THIS!!!!!!! 🤣
Right...😂
😂
Tell them you have a big John without telling them without you have a big John 🤣🤣🤣
Fuhad and Rem will be all shining and glistening at the age of 80, moisturising their bodies and James man will be all shrivelled
James will only glisten from the front😂😂😂😂
And flaking 😂😂😂
I feel like this is the difference between having a white mom and having a black mom. Because I’ve never not known to put lotion everywhere or wash my legs.
I don't know if it's a white/black thing. My mom and dad are white and I learned to wash everywhere 😅 when I take a shower, I go to work. It's like detailing a car.
It was like a thing all over the internet for a minute that white people don't wash their legs and they were like proudly, exclaiming that only poor people aka black people wash their legs or use anything besides their hands to wash themselves🫢@@reginafromrio
Bruddah… I said exactly this. It’s very different.
If you grow up hearing the word ashy long enough you learn NOT to be that ashy person they're talking 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
James showed his light skindedness with that lotion bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😆😆😆😆😆😆
James not moisturizing is insaneeeeeee😂
James is the last one to call something sus especially the way he just described how he mists his face and applies his oils is CRAZY!! 😂😂
I'm still not letting James slide...he can't be on some sus things every week but draw the line at putting lotion on his ass😤🤣🤣
Right 🤣 I couldn’t believe my ears
@@liyahadams5781 I will not have it🤣🤣
In this same video he was talking about he like anal. He is mad sus 😂😂
Thinking that putting lotion on your ass is sus, is the most sus thing of all 🤣😂🤣😂
The amount of judgement I passed as James described his routine is insane 😂. Lotioning just the front of your body and upper back is diabolical.
The back of James is gonna look CRAZY in 20 years.
As a single mom with a son, I appreciate the convo's on going to the toilet lol It's something I never thought about as a woman.
"if i have a dry guch; im going to hospital" threw me 😂😂😂😂😂
Fuhad and Rem saying they moisturize everywhere is a type of energy I'm on. I wish my husband would follow suit. James is saying that cuz his light bright ass can get away with it. 🤣🤣🤣
No ash 😂
Tell them you have a big John without telling them you have a big John - Fuhad 🤣🤣🤣
He knew what he was doing 😂
Keep creaming, Rem… your WIFE APPRECIATES YOUR HYGIENE!!!❤
He's married??
@AdaAdaAdanna he proudly wears a black wedding band.
@@AdaAdaAdannayes he is so dry your tears desperado
Female here 🙋🏻♀️ I get myself & our 2 kids ready for an outing before hubby’s even done then I still get blamed for not anticipating something hubby forgot 🤦🏻♀️
The one that's early first, will always get blamed for the thing the late one forgot or didn't anticipate!
It’s so annoying! I fixed myself & our 2 kids, I even prepack the baby bag the night before sometimes so all I need to do is prep formula the day of. All he had to do was fix himself & then he still gets annoyed when i didnt anticipate his stuff up even after repeatedly reminding him then he still forgets!
That just how great u are girl that scoring a 96% disappoints the f outta him.
Sounds like you married a child
Weaponised incompetence
Bro letting the jewels hang/chill on the seat is wild😂
Wait, wouldn't jewels mean balls or the whole package? I assumed he meant just his dick, which was weird enough!
On the seat has got to be the CRAZIEST thing I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂
I was gonna give him a pass for just going nr 2, but then he said he plops it up there AFTER pissing! 😄
James LOVES when Fuhad calls him “daddy”, has a full face routine but thinks moisturizing is gay?! Yea ok😂😂
Being American and hearing them say cream in this context is crazy 😂
What do you think cream means anywhere else?
@@Mya_watercream === bodily fluids in certain contexts
@@blessingaliu123 Exacty. _Certain_ context. Body cream is known in more places then it is not.
@@blessingaliu123 Means the same in other countries lol
@@Mya_water cream means male nut in America. When a man creams all over, he nuts all over, usually a woman and usually in prawn industry
Resting your thing on the seat is wild...
James having a 50 step face care routine but drawing the cleanliness line at washing your lower body is crazy 😂 his white side is jumping out
James better watch out! Them white genes be needing that moisture even MORE!! Rem got it right. If it got skin, it gets creamed! 🤣🤣
On a serious tip, this chat Fuhad had about being late resonated so deep with me when it first aired. I realized I am the exact same way! I have been making an effort to factor in all that little shit and its been working! I feel so much less stress! 💜
James is see through light, why are we surprised he doesn't lotion 😂
In James's defense, I'm light skin too and yeah we get ashy. It's sometimes just a little harder to tell 🤣🤣
I learned a new word... Gooch?!?! 😅😂😂😂
The quick “don’t judge” hahaha
REM would be smoothhhhh
James be like, “ I need scientific evidence of what creaming your gooch does for your body” 🙄
Its James having more extensive facial regime than me (a women), but paranoid about things being sus! 😂
I didn’t know people were out here not washing their legs in the shower
Y’all have the most embarrassing conversations 😂😂😂😂 That last question and answers spun me 🤣🤣🤣
Always a great conversation, but someone definitely pooted at 19:22 😂🤣🤣 and just kept it moving!
Only because you replayed it 15 times
I'm fighting demonsssss 😂😂😂 iykyk !!!
My partner left me for a week. I called his friend over to empty out the bins 😂😂.
It’s James calling his shins calf’s for me 😭🤣🤣
“I couldn’t hear that” kills me every time 😂😂😂😂
James’s showering routine is giving mixed race vibes 😂😂😂
I am cracking up about how you sit on the seat 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It makes no sense why this discussion is so funny
I didn't have learning that James walks around ashy on my bingo card today
Fuhad as if you rest it on the seat!? You’re not coming to my yard! 😂
I just laughed out loud in a packed gym when James said ‘if someone finds ash on my gooch, im going to the hospital’ 😂😂
Fuhad Said he got a LONG JOHNNN😜🤪
I think like 80% of the mandem let thier tool hang below... This is my first time hearing that there was another way😂... Fuhad needs to be investigated😂
Resting on the seat is wicked work 🤣🤣
“The amount of pressure to perform” and he’s on about a game is hilarious 😂😂😂😂
first of all Fuhad is a serial summmn cuz resting ya tool on the toilet seat is brazzyyyy! the amount of germs on that bih!? nahhh & secondly james you nearly broke me with the power stance comment.. sitting on the toilet looking like an institutionalised man gaurding his meal in the damn dinner hall... XD
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯
Resting his Mr while shit is hilarious 😂😂😂 these guys are crazy 😂😂
James was on one in this episode! 😂 and Fuhad resting on the seat was hilarious!
He sayin it’s sus what they did lmao but went full flamboyant doin his face treatment 😂😂
My husband just left for a work trip and I literally asked him what day the bins go out. I’ve lived here two years. It’s his job…period!
Black moms have you growing up moisturizing everything. That’s wild James
White moms too. It’s fair to say that not all groups of people are monoliths.
@@lm3729you need to talk to y’all’s representatives then because hella white people are coming out unprovoked to announce that they don’t wash their legs, wash cloths are “dirty” to them, and they don’t lotion. Plenty I’ve met in person have admitted the same as well. Seems like MOST don’t
@@delilahdrummond4076 “white” is not a monolith though. There are Swedes, Estonians, Russians, Germans, Polish, Greek, French, Italian and yes Spanish people (from Spain) the list goes on. American Whites, and possibly the French (all French, not just white apparently) may fall under this category. As far as “representatives”, no one speaks for me or any “group” collectively. That again, would signify a monolith. Just like black people are not a monolith, neither are the very diverse people that are white. Whites break down into race and culture, like Asians from Chinese, Japanese, Laos, Thai, Vietnamese, etc. It is ignorant to categorize any group and wash them with a monolithic brush. It shows that you are not well traveled and live in a very limited bubble. History is rich with various stories of various cultures, “whites” and so called representatives from them is far too vague for people that understand the wide array that are humans across the land scape
@@lm3729 thank you for mansplaining nationalities to me. I was not aware there were other countries, much appreciated
@@delilahdrummond4076 right? That dissertation was so unnecessary! 😂
1:22 guys do this when their women have babies. “I wouldn’t go looking if you weren’t giving all your attention to the baby”.
No...not guys....unstable narcissistic men do this. Advice...leave him.
Not only do i rest it. I make a tissue bed for mine. If i let it hang it'll be skimming the toilet water
Same. I can't stand it touching any parts of the toilet. I even just wrap it in tissue sometimes
Big D problems. Yall are blessed
FACTSSSS
10:29 that’s that white side.
My thoughts exactly 😂😂😂😂
Ent
💯
Literally!!! Said the saaaaame thing and looked on the screen immediately and saw this comment 😂
I’m a woman and 100% agree with the text one. it’s for a message not a conversation or your Tedtalk 😂
Resting it on the seat is straight barbaric 😂
I’m literally taking the bins out while listening to this! 🤯
GUILLERMO!!! I already know the "little Mexican" guy interviewing LeBron was Guillermo!!
I don't let it rest, neither hang in there, I hold it till I'm done😎
"so ur back is dry as fk🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Them saying cream is madness
As big as Fuhads hands are I believe him. 😅
Get a lotion brush ... You can get lotion on every part of your back!
8:39 rem killed meeee 😭😭😭
This shit has me dying laughing 🤣 Im glad I get to work solo cuz I just can't right now!!!!
"Whatchu mean ofcou-" Fuhad was flabbergasted 😂
yeah yeah, it's different, yeah yeah had me rollin'
When they started talking about moisturizing.... all i could think about was Doctor Who (i think it was samantha or something....)
"Moisturize me, Moisturize me 😆 😂😅"
James stoppppp..... why are you so sus 😂.... 🤣
Bro!!! Rem wheezing off camera is sendin me! 🤣🤣🤣
Lotion/oil/moisturize/cream EVERYWHERE!! Gouch included. You're welcome.
20:00 im gasping for air this is hilarious
James' hammys look like the sahara
James thinks lotion is sus because the image of fuhad doing it gave him sus thoughts. That Freudian slip is crazy lol😂😂
Cream in the batty is crazy…😂
James! James! James! Sir hahahahahahaha
Resting your boy on the seat is absolutely absurd… 😂😂
“Takes 5 minutes to get ready” followed by a description of an hour long oils and moisturising routine.
I started watching bc i liked to look at james' glow. Now we know. Its the oil🧖♂️
James..... what is wrong wid ur dry self...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
11:48 why James lick his lips asking about the gooch 😂😅😂
1:25 I’m laughing but I’m hurting 😭😂
Same
My brother wasn’t home this weekend, so I had to take out the trash. When I tell I had to swing the bag three times before I could get it into the actual bin😭😭The I had to roll it to the curb, never again 😭😭
Mean muggin the sink had me cackling
He doesn’t think his facial routine hummus sus but moisturizing his body is. I swear James a little backwards 😂😂😂😂😂
I pray to God Fuhad only does that at his house and not at a public toilet cause ain't no way lol
For the entirety of the lotion hygiene convo, all I could think was... "Rich coming from the guy who doesn't wash his legs" 😆
another banger as usual
Clapping for Fuhad about the lotion.👏Guys, lotion up everywhere, we love it too when your skin is as smooth as ours and not dry!
And add some extra TLC on the knees and elbows, everybody needs it, men and women alike. It makes a world of difference.
Now if you go the extra mile and pick the lotion that goes with that cologne you wear that you know we love, you'd have us in the palm of your hand.
Just saying. 😮💨
I just love you guys, i cant stop laughing!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
So you can rub your batty to wash it but not to cream it.. Okay James, makes sense 🙃
James we need to talk about what you mean by moisturizing being sus bro...that ain't working here
James you'll need to wash your undercarriage with Head & Shoulders! Must be like a snowstorm when you de-kek!😂
A woman already has a pumpum made for it! What’d you want with her back door?
*That is sus.*
Not James calling moisturizing sus and then going on to explaon his routine. ...