Because his face is blurred out I imagine him as a massive bearded viking man who traveled through time and is trying to get used to modern culture and customs
95% is exactly the same tone = attitude of language where a drunk Slovak guy can ever use on some police. But the insults is way worst and totally uncivilized!! Like 1st grade stupid student. I liked to see (a Norwegian drunk guy vs a Slovak drunk guy). This guy even drunk have humor! I liked the police at the end of video, their laughs!
@@hmr0470 This has got to be the funniest example of somebody not getting a joke ever. BTW, only a douche starts a sentence, "ummm..." It's douchey When you speak like that. Doing it in written form... WOOF!
Those policemen are simply lovely. Not all men can deal with an angry toddler without loosing calmness and kindness. Especially when the toddler is fully grown, drunk and angry.
@@alexgamble4718 In which country do you live? USA? In MY country we don't need phones for correct policemen!!! We simply have them. It would be the same procedure, you see here.
I love how he kicks them and they just lay him down gently, they even protected his head, and wait till he is calm enough to go to the car with them. Plus the invitation of him being able to take all his body parts is just fucking hilarious!
Norwegian police officers are not armed. They only carry hand cuffs. And brains..... They're trained to stay calm and collected in situations like this. Using common sense to reason with drunks and other minor offendors. Yelling back using brute force, rarely if ever has a wanted effect on anyone being arrested..... Wether drunk or sober.
@@ninaelsbethgustavsen2131 They have been armed in Oslo for a while now. We know because they keep having negligent discharges. It's kind of embarassing to be honest.
As the cop said at the end; he was adorable (han var jo herlig). How anyone could call this cutie satan is beyond me. Might be a Norwegian thing though..
😂😂😂 that made be actually lol, and I scared the cat...speaking of cats, Satan clearly missed a signpost to Moscow, and the alone meant was his cat companion still roaming free?
@@meadandmilk They have guns at deposal in their vehicles if need to use em. but they only withdraw them if the other person wear, but 99.9% of the time the person surrenders before any gun get open fire
@@MrDalgard I know. Because they don't exactly have a gun crime problem in Norway. However somewhere like the United States where gun crime is high, it's pretty necessary for police to be on their toes.
The problem in the USA is the police education. They graduate with just 12-24 weeks worth of training... While in Europe, most police training is 96 weeks (2 years) at a minimum...
@z What are you talking about Socialism for? Norway is not a socialist country and neither are the other Nordic countries beside us. We run on the Nordic model which is primarily Capitalist with a very small amount of socialist ideas, only a small amount though. Not comparable to Socialism at all and very insulting to be honest. We had to deal with both the Communists and the National Socialists a few decades back.
@@vergil5931 they are the same social democracies that Sanders refers to when he talks about 'democratic socialism' -- the term has been slightly misused, and so while the nordic countries are not communist they are certainly more socialist than the USA, if that makes any sense.
@@vergil5931 you have universal healthcare, welfare state and subsidised higher education..(also the most expensive pizza/beer combo I've ever bought in my life) It's communist be American standards.
@@vergil5931 what you describe as "capitalism with a very small number of socialist ideas" would actually be the USA. Norway would be capitalism with lots of socialist ideas mixed in.
@Spongebob Schwanzkopf its CLEARLY not... and knowing where this video is from they are not allowed to also why they blur his face.... that is not a human like voice aswell.
@@LongLiver I think it's more to do with the fact that the cop approaches the guy as if he's worthy of respect. Once he feels respected, he notices it feels good, and so he returns that respect back. The guy who didn't do that gets kicked.
Yeah, he’s just a drunk. He’s not a horrible person, he just says stupid shit and kicks people who bother him. They are usually pretty calm if they haven’t been pissed off by anybody lol
@@catboy_official "Hjertedød" (literally heart-dead) is the cessation of blood circulation, breathing and brain activity, also knows as "clinical death".
Sorry for destroying the sweet moment. But the translation is incorrect. hjernedød is braindead. He thinks they have brought him to a metal institution, (often they will send addicts to a mental institution instead of locking them in a jail sell for the night) and he is asking if she is braindead. Every one that is going to the drunk tank at the police station has to be checked by a doctor at the ER before being locked up for the night.
@@thomasnorb4077 Sure assume it all, usually the way to go. He pronounces a hard consonant between R-E, being T. Close your eyes and listen. However, it is interesting if people hear "N" and not a "T" being very different sounds.
@@bruceleeroy872 To be fair this man only tried to kick them. In the U.S. people do stupid stuff and they got shot for good reason. If an officers life is in danger it's only right to eliminate the threat, no need for them to potentially get hurt. Of course you only read news stories saying "Unarmed black man shot" but if you did your research you'd find that they pretended to pull a gun on police or got into a fight and tried to take an officers weapon. Sometimes they are even armed! Theres almost always a reason.
@@JoCE2305 you need to come to New Orleans, I can promise the cops don't care what it is! They will give you a beating to make Rodney King look like love taps!
@@bruceleeroy872 I haven't seen that personally but its probably far better than China, North Korea, Venezuela, and all the other countries where police beat you and then you go to jail without a fair trial. I am also quite confident you probably don't know how the fights with police started, what crimes they committed, who started it, or any other information other than the fact they're fighting. Theres probably good reason.
I was born in the same part of Norway this guy is from, as he's speaking with a clear Northern Norwegian accent, and Norwegians up there are (in)famous throughout the rest of Norway for their coarse language whether they're angry or not. As an example, calling someone a "Jævla hestkuk" - "Diabolical horsecock" can depending on tone of voice and body language be a grievous insult or a joyous greeting between old friends. Also there was a time where a young officer from the south was stationed up north for a couple of years and arrested a man who called him a diabolical horsecock after having been fined. In the courtroom, the man was let go (but he still had to pay his original fine) and the judge told the young officer: "If you're going to work up here, this is something you're just going to have to get used to."
It's one of the things I dislike about Norway, there are different laws to different regions. As a person from the south I can't call the police anything, but a person from the north can call a police a horse cock and it's ok. Likhet for loven, sier jeg.
@@OriginalPuro egentlig e d bare at alle vi oppe i nord e jævli chill, å ofte har god kommunikasjon med politi (spesiellt på plassa der d ikke e store byer)
The policemen are speaking Norwegian and the chap is speaking VIKING! ...and someone needs to tell him that "Horsecock!" is a complement and not an insult.
theblackbull55 he actually says "what he cant handle a d**k up his ass" But i guess for the sake of youtube he translated it into shoes xD (I am Norwegian so i understand the whole thing which makes this waaaay more fun😂)
It's nice to see how the police are having a dialogue with him, they're good at de-escalating. Doesn't matter if someone screams and swear a lot, as long as he doesn't hurt anyone, he's probably calmer once he has slept the drunkeness away.
All the cops here in Norway seems to be like that, they undergo so much training and education. I got pulled over for doing a illegal turn and the officer strolled over to the window and joked around, told me about the construction in the area, (why i couldnt turn the way i did) and he didnt give me a ticket or even a written warning. He just told me to watch out for some of the construction in the area and let me continue on my jurney. If you treat the officer with respect, he will do the same. Respect goes both ways.
They are nice aslong you behave :) I got stopped and the officer told me if I was drunk. And i said to him "No, I'm not drunk! I'm headin' for work soon! And if you asked because of the size of my puppils, it's because my glasses make my eyes bigger!". Then he told me to take off my glasses and look at his finger. And I respond "Which finger?" And he pissed himself ;p
American Police can't be like this cause of their gun laws and such that there is so much guns in America. Everywhere else can be calm and forgiving cause they know their lives at at stake , just put yourself in their shoes and understand what they go through life and death situations everyday.
@@denyewll3153 Yeah I feel like Chandler is in the right here. It's not so much the use of guns, but more about the culture which leads to the widespread use and indoctrination of guns in the first place. Think of it like this: Whilst it's true that Norwegian policeman don't have to worry about being shot as much as their American counterparts, and that yes, a reason for this is due to the lack of guns, someone in Norway could just as easily yield a knife, or a hammer, or perhaps acid. Take it from me, as someone from the UK, the danger is still prevalent even if the guns are not. To put it another way, it's not the guns that the USA policeman should be worried about, but the people that yield that' and as for the people that field them, the American police actually seem much more accountable than the citizens themselves, since their obviously the one's who are most armed, yet daily I see at least one video in my feed whereby an American policeman brutally victimizes the public they are meant to serve, and I saw several daily at the height of the protesting. Afterall, the police involved in the death of George Floyd were a group of four. Thus it is not only a few bad apples that spoil the bunch, every cop there seems rotten. They act as a group, and carry themselves like gang members, rather than as actual policeman. To clarify a point, however, I don't claim that every cop is bad in America, but it seems like the majority are. There are videos out there too of American cops displaying heroic acts, but unfortunately, they seem to be vastly outnumbered by the cops who are willing to victimize its own community. And whilst the cops themselves should take some of the blame, they shouldn't be blamed for it all, as their only the way they are because of the culture they were raised in when they themselves were children.
As a teen one of my favorite humans ever was my supervisor at work. A Norwegian woman with daughters a bit older than me. I adored her. She called me Vendy. When we were busy she'd go a little nuts. Bea 💕
This is the result of actually having a Police University College with a bachelor's and master's degree, not a police academy with like 8 weeks of training.
@@ergosum5755 yes respect a lot of it. When i see a police officer im literally pretending to be the most perfect citizen in their eyes and im not even doing anything bad or illigal lol
@@answers_for_all4379 I not meant us police, i mean the northern eu state police. In austria they arent that calm so i aint got respect for this diabolic horsecooks. ^^
@@ergosum5755 yes i know whachu mean, but im actually agreeing with police however they want to take things. Why should they be gentle with someone who is out to hurt them and others or not safe for society in general?
@@vitoscalita Prisons are the things that are usually pointed out as being opulent in Norway, jails on the other hand aren't that great. They aren't anything like solitary confinement or anything, but they are usually just very basic cells. People aren't supposed to spend a lot of time in them.
@@TheHenkalv well u know i think a normal jail cell isnt that bad after all u know in the us or brasil for example prisoners rape each other they kill each other and they do many more bad things i dont think that this happens in Norway
He actually didn't ask if she was dead, but I can understand why you think so, the translations are wrong, he isn't saying heart-dead, he's actually asking if she's brain-dead, like.. If she's in a vegetable state, not completely there, kinda thing.
but he insults her with sexist, predatory things?? it's not funny and he isn't lowering his voice from being careful or respectful when insulting her, but of being a horny creeper..! he says "fiste fine pussy" it's even in the translation of subtitles. that's disgusting and the police shouldn't put a defenseless woman or girls near a drunk, agressive creep..
@@user-xj4yv3qo3v The policeman said "people like this get scared of you when you are angry" and then the intoxicated guy proceeded to talk about them in general and say "fisle-fine" which is basically calling them pussies because they get scared, and he mixed the words up to "fiste-fitte" which only means what you think it means, but it doesnt even make sense because he obviously didnt mean it in that way and you can see that the policemen didnt pick it up because in norwegian it doesnt give any sense what so ever.
@@moonliteX Yeah. In Norway ''Du er en pudding!'', directly translated to ''You are a pudding/jelly'' is correctly translated to ''You are soft'', because that is the meaning behind the sentence, when someone calls you a ''Pudding'' in Norwegian, they don't refer to that you are actually a pudding/jelly as in the desert, but it means that you are ''soft like a pudding cup'' sort of thing. Another sentence with the same meaning behind it is if you call someone, ''Du er en blautfisk'', blaut meaning something soft or wet, often refered and used in a sentence to describe something wet, but ''Blautfisk'' is refering to a ''soft fish'', something with less substance, or ''soft''.
US depends on state, some put you on the streets after just 2 weeks. Of course you'll reach for your gun if you only have a 2 week crash course in de-escalation.
@@LaughingOrange In Norway you need a bachelor to become a police. 1year school, 1year practise with active police (to see if you are fit for the job), 1 year school again. Quality is important. I know you Americans have let your elected politicians cut public costs alot, cuz of the tax reduction to the rich and big businesses that are founding your politicians to do so. In Norway a politician have to publicly announce any gift over 500 NOK/45 USD. And its looked down upon in society and looked on as corruption, several politicians have had to step down cuz of it. But in America its the norm. Its time for you Americans to wake up and start taxing the rich and big businesses alot alot alot more and privatise railroads and other stuff for the greater good.
It's a psychological trick,the victim will feel ashamed if he does it, and honored if he doesn't. The "promise me" part is Important, it doesn't even matter if he says yes.
@ yeah, cause every cop that got ahold of me put a round or two in me. Nah lets be real. I've have encountered cops and never have they been violent or mean. Its called co-operation and respect. Police are only being demonized and that's all people learn to see. I'm assuming you're not from America?
This is why we Europeans are so shocked when we see how American police treat none violent offenders. I look at our police as approachable; as people who are there to look out for us and protect us. My local police officer ran me and my poorly dog to the vets on Xmas day, waited for me and ran me home again. That's good community policing.
@@papillon5839 yeah okay thats what police are for to take control of that sitiaution and descealte as USA police officers are the most well geared in the world and dont forget they took this job and they know their life is on the line so they chose this.
@@pascalf9602 I don't even know where that stereotype comes from. Maybe an English speaker heard a Swiss person speaking 'German' and thought they were German?
True, we at least have a lot of calm police, but in the states it's like the opposite, because they still think harshness and fear of sentences would stop crime.
@JackClayton123 Don't forget the public has a very great say in how the police force can respond to them. Despite the occasional lashing out the drunk still recognized the authority of the police and would calm down when they told him to. He was not fighting with them about his rights while ignoring his responsibilities. He wasn't trying to kill them or reaching for their gun. People in the US complain all the time about how militant the police are. But it starts with them. One only needs military tactics, in the presence of a sworn enemy.
@@franklyanogre00000 And that often ties into the authority issues that seem to be more of a problem in the USA than most other countries. As the saying goes, power corrupts -- which maps into what can happen to the police. But they have training and protocols to guide them. Most citizens out to best the cops only have emotions and a partial grasp of things they would fancy themselves expert on. And then this arrogance and petulance factors into both the danger and frustration levels police feel -- as well as distract them away from tasks more important than sending out a supervisor to wrangle with an internet-trained "lawyer". These things just do not happen for example, in Scandinavia. So the way the police interact with the public can afford to be very different.
Well it works well in Norway and Finland+ Denmark. Sadly Swedish police is very much understaffed and frustrated. Especially in the big cities like Malmö and Stockholm.
@@type1life304 It's very hard to see them behind the mountain of dead bodies their fellow officers leave in their wake. Lol, defending American cops, you must be blind, deaf and otherwise cognitively impaired. But go on, lick what you like. If you love the taste of boots, who am I to judge.
Badr -eddin Other Scandinavian countries are welcoming refugees in. Usually the Arabs and Muslim ones are the ones bringing some laws with them to change these countries. It’s better to follow the law of the land that welcomes you instead of wanting to change their way of life with your way of life.
I just came from a very calm Japanese cop dealing with a drunk. I think he and these two cops could share some great stories. Also their laughs are infectious
The fact that the drunk was polite enough to manage to stay quiet when the cops asked him to when the sick woman came through shows that he isn't a bad man. Sure, he kicks the police and acts aggressive and shit, but that's just how the intoxication rolled. Also the best part about the drunk calling the cop a jelly got left out of the subtitles: "Youre a jelly." "Am I?" "Yes." "Heheheh. Oh well."
As a Swede who has been drunk in Sweden, Finland, Norway, Denmark, Germany and the USA I can honestly say that every European countries cops treated me and my friend with the respect two drunken fools deserve. No violence just a quick transport to the drunk tank/home with some genuin friendships made on the way with the police. Got arrested and ( not really beaten but pushed) treated really ruff in New Orleans - USA. Same in Las Vegas and in Florida. I get that crime is more serious in the states but damn. A little respect and restraint should be possible. No need to put you hand on your gun and go all Hitler shouting on me dammit. I was blind drunk and urinating on a tree not pointing an AK47 at you....
Everyone can comment if i'm Wrong +Viking88 USA, police brutality on daily basis. Norwegian, police almost never used police brutality. Swedish, same as Norway. Finnish, police, probably the same as Norway and Sweden. Denmark, to lazy to look up.....xD Germany, litle more than Sweden Norway, Finland and Denmak. If i got this all wrong, tell me. I'd like to know. Thanks
Larum Dexsterium Sounds about right, but Finnish cops are the nicest to drunken fools. And that's coming from me, a Swede. The way the US cops treated us was like if me and my friend was armed and hostile. Such pointless aggression is not needed to get two drunk guys of the street. Most of Europe ( I can add Italy, Belgium and France to my list now) has treated us just fine. A quick check to make sure we were ok and a check of our ID's and away we went. No violence, no shouting, no guns. Just some good cops doing their job. ( And to all you who might be asking why the hell I'm drunk all over the globe, me and my best friend is on a beer trip. A long and funny beer tasting trip. 228 brands/sorts tasted so far. We are aiming at 300. )
I am not so sure. He is from the Lofoten, mind that. Hehehe. In my old hometown was a medieval and fantasy festival lately. He would have been an attraction with that voice. Two third of the people in costumes. I saw Gandalf himself... Two Orks as well totally masked like from the film. When i came close i saw it were two women, harhar.
Well that's what I call a good attitude. The policemen didn't abuse of their position, they were patient, they were compréhensive, they were calm and did everything respectfully whatever the man said or did. That's a professional attitude at the highest point. Congratulation Norway. For having been i. Norway for a few months I can tell you that people are very polite, helpfull and comorehensive .
The police did a mistake in taking him to a intoxication-cell. Clearly they should've brought him back to 800 AD and left him in the viking-hut with his other drunk warriors
all scandinavian police i've had contact with (denmark, sweden and norway), were always very professional and never rude or violent.. some even cracked a joke while talking to me! And their english is perfect..
In finland they are really nice too. Ive even gotten rides with them home from clubs or whatever when I didnt have money for a taxi, have a clean record although ive done illegal things in front of the cops but in ways which doesnt do any harm (like lighting a small bond fire in the park to keep mosquitos away). The police here think for themselves, another example is that its illegal to carry a knife in public but they most likely wont mind you having it on you as long as they dont suspect you to do any harm with it. They are really nice people who really strive to protect and serve the public, and they do a pretty damn good job at it
ecke1010 haven't even seen 1 cop when i was in sweden almost a decade ago. Was there for 3 weeks, mostly in Vänersborg, south of Vänern. Been to a really nice fjord near Strömstad too, swimming in it during early summer :D I did see alot of effeminate men though
+AwoudeX Cops in finland atleast are mostly seen in larger cities where all the alcoholics and junkies are. And the city is flooded with cops when clubs close. Else, a bit outside of town there are practically none. One of my friend threatened a guy with his rifle, the guy called the police but the place is so far out that the police simply answered "keep your distance". For them to get there in time if there was a shooting would take choppers and whatever, so there is pretty much the wild west, except people there usually get along.
Policeman: "I must hold your feet, so you don't kick the doctor" Him: " *WTF* He don't like a shoe in his ass?!" We couldn't see him saying it but we can definitely imagine him saying it with a DEAD serious face hahaha
Norway is obviously very different from US. Norway is still homogenous country with high social trust. While US is a multiracial shithole. George Floyd himself was a previously convicted felon who was high on drugs during his arrest. Police brutality is just a consequence of shitty multiracial society.
Lol. These police make American cops look like genghis khan’s army. But even for EU’s standards, laughing on the job is unreasonable. At least they apologized lmao.
Glen Surles Criminals from all around the world are all alike... It’s not that the USA has exceptionally bad ones. Your cops are just not able to deescalate the situation, so they’ll show their worst behaviour
dread kev - No guns are drawn, because no guns are needed. Guns do not help in a situation like this. All cops would know that if they got sufficient training, IMHO. A Bachelor's Degree in police work does help a lot when working as a cop!
I've been at the police stable in Oslo, where they explained a lot about the weapon use. And they never have to reach for weapons unless told so, but even if they have a gun, they don't shoot people the second they se them. They are smart and talk to them to try and solve the case without violence. Often they also use dogs when hunting for criminals, and they are normally not harmed even when the dogs are working.
to add to this and correct the guy above. it's not Norwegian slang, although it's often used very informally in modern day, it's the old term for psychiatric hospital. the word translates literally word for word as "mental/mind" (sinn-), "sickness" (syke-), "house" (hus). the house of the mentally sick or sick minded. the usage of the word "sinnsyk" in Norwegian is equivalent to how the word "insane" is used in English.
Do you understand that the word viking describes an action?. Not a person. It means raiding. It kinda shits me the image the pommies then Hollywood has portrayed of our Nordic ancestors. Not all went viking though most were warriors as you needed to protect whatever productive land u had as during the harsh winter starving bands of people would gather and raid your stores. Not trying to troll. Just educate. I hate seeing history rewritten and more so when it's my ancestry
I'm sorry mate but traders weren't referred to as Vikings. They were called Danes or Norsemen but the warriors who came raiding with the dragons, eagles or whatever they had attached to the prow of their ships were there to attack and raid so were referred to as Vikings. Traders would not enter another's waters displaying beasts on the front of those most beautiful ships and were hence just northmen. It seems you are aware of some of the history of our ancestors so surely you should be aware of this distinction. Anyway, you believe what makes you happy and I will too. Enjoy your day.
@@Wiggyam sorry, I understand there is some of this disagreement in pop culture now. I'm in my forties and not aware of it as my life revolves not around TV but studies. Why speak Norse in an English comment string. I'm Suomi. I'm speaking English. And have you considered the idea behind the raiding theory is from those being raided? The languages at the time were much different. We still wrote in runes, sung in runes and believed runes to be magic. So to look at what is said in your language now is far from the 7th century. As are the words Angles, Saxons and Britons used when the first raiders came to Lindisfarne. The word viking seems to have meant raiding then. The traders from the same areas were never referred to as vikings even if often they were the same guys. Northern ways were much different as in the proto-viking era the fights among different skandi, skandi-danka tribes over productive land made us all fighters and upon finding weak people who weren't warriors so nearby who paid tribute to a weak god seemed a gift to early raiders. Aww fuck it. Why am I explaining history for free to a stranger. I get paid to teach.
Ah yes, I remember. You gave Breivik free luxury lodging for the rest of his life, incl. a game console and then probably apologized to him for no updating it as a new version was released. You shouldn't go too harsh on people for petty crimes like his, should you?
@@OstblockLatina not Norwegian here. Brevik case is a big exception. He is really evil. Most cases in Norway or other similar countries are not even close to what brevik did
@@OstblockLatina - what never came up in the news was insanity was running in his family on his mothers side, his mother had a pretty bad childhood, and at the time she was pregnant with him she was most probably insane, even the people working in the kindergarten when he was 4 years old thought he was damaged from how he was treated by his mother which probably hated him, several people tried to help him with no luck, his terror was against the Labour party, both his mother and father was a member, now I am guessing, but I think most of his life he was searching for friends, but was rejected everywhere, and something must have snapped in him, so, do I defend him? No, but be aware that what you do, or not do, can have horrible consequences, also worth meantioned is, Labour party is putting their own people in everywhere, people without any skill or talent, the victims, also Labour party, payed a horrible price for all the people in charge that day, without the necessary skills to handle the situation
No, it's the fact that they're an ethnically cohesive, high-trust, high-IQ society. As they become more "diverse" they have become more like the US, both in crime and police response to it. The police in the capital Oslo, for instance, are now armed because of immigrants. I've seen the same thing happen in my country New Zealand.
@@kathlynterry8196 That's Pretty Much The POINT. Why bring a GUN, or a KNIFE,.. TO A WORD FIGHT. Especially when outnumbered. People learn Simple Things like THAT. Playing VIDEO GAMES. Use the Weapons for the Situation. And DON'T USE BIG STUFF,.. on little things.
TANGLDWEB My point being that the vast majority of these characters in the US do have some type of weapon. I would agree that we harm way too,many who are mentally ill but I’ve also seen lots of folks on drugs who have the strength of 4 to 6 men. I’d like police to always be able to assess the situation correctly and I think they mostly do. Some slip thru the cracks tho. I’m sure these police know him intimately after 22 or 23 times in jail and know he’s harmless.
@@kathlynterry8196 SHOW ME "ONE" INSTANCE. Where 4-6 Cops were taken out by One Dude. Other than just Running Away. You're welcome to ask an Adult for help with that one...
+cartman2dk What happened with Finland, is that they were under Russia for some time, and have taken a bit from there too (nowadays it's more similar to the rest of Scandinavia though). :)
I like how they’re so calm and light hearted while arresting Satan
even the dark lord needs some kindsness to remind him what he stands for from time to time :3
Best comment!😂😂😂
Anonymous Annie 😂😂Fantastic 🤣
Oh sweetheart Satan is no more
Satan? He's just a drunk
Because his face is blurred out I imagine him as a massive bearded viking man who traveled through time and is trying to get used to modern culture and customs
Theres a show called beforigners, you just made a pretty accurate description of the show.
That was before we saw his poorly-developed legs.
Excellent comment!
I did not know Vikings had to deal with detached ducks
His ancestors were Bersekers. 100%
The way he speaks is how I imagine a Viking would speak.
They speak more viking-ish on Iceland, but I've never seen an Icelander angry, so :)
@@jeschinstad you forgot to tell him about the incestial low population.
I dont think they have as much violet crime as the US.
I had a DNA check. My Y chromosome is Norwegian origin . It came to UK via North France Normandy invasions in 1066.
Hagar the Horrible
Here we can see the two types of Norwegians: The happy little mountain elves, and the death metal singers.
Black metal
Basically or the third one, immigrant children with identity crises
This is such a funny comment! Happy little mountain elves....lololol thank you I am laughing so much right now!!
This made me laugh quite a good bit. xD
@@elmstreet2036 stop being weird
I see why he has been arrested 22 times cops are having too much fun arresting him xD
Its like playing gta to him but in real life
It was
@Tuco Salamanca it was
Sorry, coming from the U.S. that's pretty hilarious.
Tuco Salamanca
You’re right. It wasn’t funny. *It was hilarious!* 😂😂😂
"Dont kick me"
"Omg, are you a coward?"
"No, but--"
"COWARD!!!"
"I'm not a coward"
"your a f***ing jelly"
If this isn't every 4th grader argument ever
LMAO
Ein pudding 😂
95% is exactly the same tone = attitude of language where a drunk Slovak guy can ever use on some police. But the insults is way worst and totally uncivilized!! Like 1st grade stupid student. I liked to see (a Norwegian drunk guy vs a Slovak drunk guy).
This guy even drunk have humor!
I liked the police at the end of video, their laughs!
The correct translation is pudding, he called the cop a pudding😂 These cops are having the time of their life.
Weird translation for jelly lol. He actually said “pudding”
"I HAVE BEEN IN JAIL 22 TIMES!"
"this will be the 23rd time" 😂
Xdd
As drunk as he was, it was kind of funny
that his memory was so sharp. 😄
You meant to say, "the 23th time."
@@ragnarrothbard3418 um...you're the wrong one. It's twenty-third, not twenty-thirth.
@@hmr0470 This has got to be the funniest example of somebody not getting a joke ever. BTW, only a douche starts a sentence, "ummm..." It's douchey When you speak like that. Doing it in written form... WOOF!
Those policemen are simply lovely. Not all men can deal with an angry toddler without loosing calmness and kindness. Especially when the toddler is fully grown, drunk and angry.
Shut the fack up, its funny to drink and get high!
An angry toddler who's angry?
Absolutely! 👍
I'm sure they are normally professional, but I'm also sure being on camera was a helpful reminder to be so!
@@alexgamble4718 In which country do you live? USA? In MY country we don't need phones for correct policemen!!! We simply have them. It would be the same procedure, you see here.
Police : "You're gonna come to the station to sleep off the intoxication"
Man : "Alone?!"
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Yeah, but he could bring all his body parts.
@Gbenga Oladipupo if it hangs on
I love how he kicks them and they just lay him down gently, they even protected his head, and wait till he is calm enough to go to the car with them. Plus the invitation of him being able to take all his body parts is just fucking hilarious!
Norwegian police officers are not armed. They only carry hand cuffs. And brains.....
They're trained to stay calm and collected in situations like this.
Using common sense to reason with drunks and other minor offendors.
Yelling back using brute force, rarely if ever has a wanted effect
on anyone being arrested.....
Wether drunk or sober.
@@ninaelsbethgustavsen2131
They have been armed in Oslo for a while now. We know because they keep having negligent discharges. It's kind of embarassing to be honest.
@@ninaelsbethgustavsen2131 They have been armed in Oslo for months. I think u need to carry ur eyes with u
@@postyloner2317 Oslo isnt the only place in Norway, also the situation is oslo is an exeption to the norm
@@halfcool5014 Ok but I was talking about Oslo and I never said that there isn’t any other places were the cops arent armed
"You have awful temper"
"YES!!"
So proud
He's from Lofoten that's why!
Who let the virus out? Woof woof woofhan probably somewhere in Norway
@brother uncle Haha no. Its a beautiful place, look it up.
@brother uncle , we from the northern part of the country have a fresh vocabulary. At times a lot of swearing XD
🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
3:53 I love how genuinely confused he sounds about the doctor not wanting to be kicked in the ass
The doctor is a coward
@@zerkku7916 username definitely says it all lmao
@@zerkku7916 no he's a jelly
Lmao
That made me LOL too haahaha
This wasn't an arrest, they were performing an exorcism.
I am giving u 1 1/2 million likes thats a perfect comment :)))
True. Too funny!!!
😂🤣😭
Lmao 😂 I can’t lol 😂🤣
Bruh he clearly sounds like a really viking
Their tools were kindness and laughter lol I died when he took his pants off!
Norwegian police are badass, imagine managing to jail Satan 23 times... while laughing at him 🤣
As the cop said at the end; he was adorable (han var jo herlig). How anyone could call this cutie satan is beyond me. Might be a Norwegian thing though..
@@homla8116 his voice is why people are making the joke. Because his voice is deep and cracking almost like a demon.
😂😂😂 that made be actually lol, and I scared the cat...speaking of cats, Satan clearly missed a signpost to Moscow, and the alone meant was his cat companion still roaming free?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@homla8116 What do you expect from a nation that has a town called Hell?
“You don’t have to take your trousers off”
I do it anyway
Aberchrome that killed me
Aberchrome ppfhahah
self check for hidden weapons xD
Aberchrome
Did you see how quickly the cop closed the door when he started screaming? 😂😂😂😂
Aberchrome “DONT mess with the dark overlord wanting to be comfortable for the night”
“Dude the American police are scary, they’ll intimidate you”
“That’s nothing man, the Norwegians are scarier...... they’ll laugh at you, nonstop”
🤯
It was quite fun
Ladies and gentlemen, we just witnessed a civilized executive. Nobody gets shot or pepper sprayed.
Norway doesn't exactly have a gun crime problem either.
@@meadandmilk They have guns at deposal in their vehicles if need to use em. but they only withdraw them if the other person wear, but 99.9% of the time the person surrenders before any gun get open fire
@@MrDalgard I know. Because they don't exactly have a gun crime problem in Norway. However somewhere like the United States where gun crime is high, it's pretty necessary for police to be on their toes.
@@meadandmilk Norway has almost as much guns per capita as the US, but we are not allowed to carry them in the streets.
@@feonor26 I'm guessing those guns are hunting rifles and not assault rifles though.
Norwegian police: "excuse me for laughing"
US police: "shit I'm all out of warning shots"
And by warning shots you mean center mass shots?
norwegian police arrested an drunk us "veteran officer" :)
"Yeah, captain said we don't do warning shots..."
@@thomasstuhr7243 It's a warning to everyone else
@@fenrirunshackled4319 lmao, good point.
You can’t fool me with that blurred face. I know this is the Cookie Monster.
😂😂😂
I was going to say Grover!
😊😊😊👍👍💜
Cookie withdrawal ain't no joke yo
Haha cookie monster's got some serious issues
The genuine puzzlement in his voice as he asks "he don't like a foot in his ass?" is just glorious.
That’s what I call a proper police officer, to serve his people and protect them
The problem in the USA is the police education. They graduate with just 12-24 weeks worth of training...
While in Europe, most police training is 96 weeks (2 years) at a minimum...
@z What are you talking about Socialism for? Norway is not a socialist country and neither are the other Nordic countries beside us. We run on the Nordic model which is primarily Capitalist with a very small amount of socialist ideas, only a small amount though. Not comparable to Socialism at all and very insulting to be honest. We had to deal with both the Communists and the National Socialists a few decades back.
@@vergil5931 they are the same social democracies that Sanders refers to when he talks about 'democratic socialism' -- the term has been slightly misused, and so while the nordic countries are not communist they are certainly more socialist than the USA, if that makes any sense.
@@vergil5931 you have universal healthcare, welfare state and subsidised higher education..(also the most expensive pizza/beer combo I've ever bought in my life)
It's communist be American standards.
@@vergil5931 what you describe as "capitalism with a very small number of socialist ideas" would actually be the USA. Norway would be capitalism with lots of socialist ideas mixed in.
He’s putting him in the car like a father would a child - “now I want you to promise you’re not going to kick me, ok?” Lol
European cops are usually like that. The society's fathers
He says his prays and goes to sleep 😂
bro he can voice all the monsters/demons in any hollywood movie.
Bruh
You understand they changed his voice to keep him anonymous? when they do this it is either very high pitched or like this.
@Spongebob Schwanzkopf its CLEARLY not... and knowing where this video is from they are not allowed to also why they blur his face.... that is not a human like voice aswell.
Nah, just every fat drunk german 40 year old ever
@Spongebob Schwanzkopf Naja, hört sich find ich trotzdem so an
They are so polite. "Sorry for laughing." More cops need to have that sense of humor when dealing with the mental or idiodic.
Or in this case drunk idiots
ngl. That's probably the best way to deal with someone like that. Just make them realise that you aren't scared and you just find them funny.
@@LongLiver I think it's more to do with the fact that the cop approaches the guy as if he's worthy of respect. Once he feels respected, he notices it feels good, and so he returns that respect back. The guy who didn't do that gets kicked.
Him being quiet when an actual sick person comes by somehow makes me think he's generally a good guy
+The Third Reichu Hence the cops treatmens. They know their usual drunks.
Yeah, he’s just a drunk. He’s not a horrible person, he just says stupid shit and kicks people who bother him. They are usually pretty calm if they haven’t been pissed off by anybody lol
General rule in Scandinavia, be more cautious if you see a sober person walking towards you in a dark alley rather than drunk.
Most people are not evil. Addicts, in most cases, self medicate due to mental issues or physical pain.
mirusvet
Guess that goes for the world in general.
Not necessarily a Scandinavian thing.
Rare footage of two skyrim guardsmen arresting alduin
Im dead 😂😂😂
Nei, Dovahkiinen bare kjedde seg.
Lmao
Hahaha
KDJFKDKKS
I love how he is pissed but still whispers when someone else comes in and worries about her heart😂😂😂😂
The whispering when heart-dead patient walks in was super wholesome.
du lever?
@@axxy6879 Lever och frodas. Jag är faktiskt väldigt aktiv i kommentarsfälten.
What does heart-dead mean? Is it like dead inside or something?
@@catboy_official "Hjertedød" (literally heart-dead) is the cessation of blood circulation, breathing and brain activity, also knows as "clinical death".
@@knugenavswarje734 Thank you
Rare footage of Thor getting arrested for drinking all the beers in new Asgard
Underated comment
mead*
You should watch agents of shield
I doubt Thor can get drunk Superman can't.
No, its Odin
He got quiet when he was worried the girl had a heart condition. That's sweet
Sorry for destroying the sweet moment. But the translation is incorrect. hjernedød is braindead. He thinks they have brought him to a metal institution, (often they will send addicts to a mental institution instead of locking them in a jail sell for the night) and he is asking if she is braindead. Every one that is going to the drunk tank at the police station has to be checked by a doctor at the ER before being locked up for the night.
@@TrondOleJensen No it isn't. He actually says "Hjertedød" not "hjernedød".
@@CyberGeekzGaming You're deaf. You probably just read the subtitles and assumed they were correct? The subtitles are wrong. He says hjernedød.
@@thomasnorb4077 Sure assume it all, usually the way to go. He pronounces a hard consonant between R-E, being T. Close your eyes and listen. However, it is interesting if people hear "N" and not a "T" being very different sounds.
@@CyberGeekzGaming I hear hjerne which is the word for brain in Norwegian, I am very certain he’s asking if she is brain dead
The police laughing was the highlight of this. They do it so non challantly.
Fun fact, Norwegian police hasnt killed anyone since 2006
Quixy Lados not true.
klevdud what? Why do you say no without even checking. I know it is true
klevdud actually it is true, I’m from Norway so I know it’s history.
+The trash can in the 'Fire' MV yeah I'm also from Norway and it is actually true..
"I am so f-cking pissed now" "Yes, we've figured this out". LOL :)
This is 10 times better when you actually know Norwegian
How do you know when you don´t not know norwegian?
@@korny19989 bitch I am Norwegian
korny19989 I lost 20 brain cells reading that.
@@titangig er norsk jeg og. tror ikke du skjønte det.
Ikr
Instead of a major beatdown and lots of paperwork, this ends with laughs and a hangover. Real policing there. Very professionally handled 👌
Police in other countries seem to be looking for an excuse to use violence at every moment
Amerikan cops would have beaten this man to death!
@@bruceleeroy872 To be fair this man only tried to kick them. In the U.S. people do stupid stuff and they got shot for good reason. If an officers life is in danger it's only right to eliminate the threat, no need for them to potentially get hurt. Of course you only read news stories saying "Unarmed black man shot" but if you did your research you'd find that they pretended to pull a gun on police or got into a fight and tried to take an officers weapon. Sometimes they are even armed! Theres almost always a reason.
@@JoCE2305 you need to come to New Orleans, I can promise the cops don't care what it is! They will give you a beating to make Rodney King look like love taps!
@@bruceleeroy872 I haven't seen that personally but its probably far better than China, North Korea, Venezuela, and all the other countries where police beat you and then you go to jail without a fair trial. I am also quite confident you probably don't know how the fights with police started, what crimes they committed, who started it, or any other information other than the fact they're fighting. Theres probably good reason.
I was born in the same part of Norway this guy is from, as he's speaking with a clear Northern Norwegian accent, and Norwegians up there are (in)famous throughout the rest of Norway for their coarse language whether they're angry or not. As an example, calling someone a "Jævla hestkuk" - "Diabolical horsecock" can depending on tone of voice and body language be a grievous insult or a joyous greeting between old friends. Also there was a time where a young officer from the south was stationed up north for a couple of years and arrested a man who called him a diabolical horsecock after having been fined. In the courtroom, the man was let go (but he still had to pay his original fine) and the judge told the young officer: "If you're going to work up here, this is something you're just going to have to get used to."
It's one of the things I dislike about Norway, there are different laws to different regions.
As a person from the south I can't call the police anything, but a person from the north can call a police a horse cock and it's ok.
Likhet for loven, sier jeg.
@@OriginalPuro egentlig e d bare at alle vi oppe i nord e jævli chill, å ofte har god kommunikasjon med politi (spesiellt på plassa der d ikke e store byer)
@@OriginalPuro Kulturrelativisme heter det. Er ikke vanskelig å forstå.
diabolical is a direct translation, "fucking" is a more... proper? translation.
Diabolical horsecock is the best insult I’ve ever heard
Can anyone here imagine a US cop saying those words during an arrest? "No kicking now, promise me that?" No way! 😂
A viking was arrested for doing viking things.
100RAmen Ra-men!
+100RAmen Drinking, check. Screaming, check. Violent, check. Yeah that's a viking, and I say this as a Norwegian.:D
PuroYO Cant wait to see what you guys raid next. FOR ODIN!
+100RAmen hahaha that was cute and so true
+100RAmen viking with osteoporosis?
Straight outta Lofoten.
lol
"You have an awful temper"
"Yeah, I'm from Lofoten for fucks sake!"
Lmao
lmao
If you live in northern norway where this guy is from you’re legally allowed to call a police officer a horse cock.
The policemen are speaking Norwegian and the chap is speaking VIKING!
...and someone needs to tell him that "Horsecock!" is a complement and not an insult.
Slartibartfast not in norway it isnt😂
@@pappaabdityrone6685 if someone called me "Horsecock!" I would thank them ;)
@@pappaabdityrone6685 it means you have a FAT DICK
Could Be Anybody that’s not a bad thing, ask a girl 😂
It means you ARE a fat dick...not you HAVE one 🤣
EDIT: That's not coming from me, that's just what it means.
You can see that despite joking around, they were prepared for something to happen. Did you see the reaction from that cop to him kicking?
lightningspeed reaction...beside the humour, that actually impressed me :)
"- I must hold your feet so you don't kick the doctor.
- What, he doesn't like a shoe in his ass ?" - Im dead xD
theblackbull55 xDD
theblackbull55 he actually says "what he cant handle a d**k up his ass"
But i guess for the sake of youtube he translated it into shoes xD (I am Norwegian so i understand the whole thing which makes this waaaay more fun😂)
Veggy Vaggy He doesn’t say dick, he says ‘tupp i ræva’ which is basically the tip of his shoe in his ass, therefore a kick in his ass.
Veggy Vaggy probably sounded like kukk but he said tupp
Veggy Vaggy no he doesn’t.. I’m Norwegian too, so I know that you misheard it.
I like how the drunk ogre chilled out when an actual sick person was around. Shows he's a decent guy.
"fiste-fine-pussy's"... Very decent.
Yeah and he said brain dead and not heart dead like the subtitles said, but still
Norwegian guy Han sa hjerte død.
@@lw1529 stick with the English for our sake please, will ya? 😉🤔😎
"Please only speak the language I happen to speak because that suits me"
I love how he maintained his personality at the hospital, but still respected when the cops asked him to speak quietly
Police stalking homeless man.
@@alfabartek what
@@alfabartek Norway, dont have homeless people, its against the law. Something you Americans should look into
@@alfabartek It is virtually impossible to be homeless in Norway. Have you ever heard of *'a snow'* ?
@@Northerner-NotADoctor Police is stalking all over the world. This is their job. Sometimes helping people. Organized mafia like goverment.
It's nice to see how the police are having a dialogue with him, they're good at de-escalating. Doesn't matter if someone screams and swear a lot, as long as he doesn't hurt anyone, he's probably calmer once he has slept the drunkeness away.
All the cops here in Norway seems to be like that, they undergo so much training and education.
I got pulled over for doing a illegal turn and the officer strolled over to the window and joked around, told me about the construction in the area, (why i couldnt turn the way i did) and he didnt give me a ticket or even a written warning. He just told me to watch out for some of the construction in the area and let me continue on my jurney. If you treat the officer with respect, he will do the same. Respect goes both ways.
@@mariadeac8336 I cant seem to understand what it is that you're asking? No offence, but your grammar is a bit...all over the place xD
Mr. Tobjohn I’m sorry my englesh is poor
@@mariadeac8336 no problem xD
I think I saw a video on TH-cam of someone that got pulled over by the Swedish police. And the officer in that videos very friendly as well
They are nice aslong you behave :) I got stopped and the officer told me if I was drunk. And i said to him "No, I'm not drunk! I'm headin' for work soon! And if you asked because of the size of my puppils, it's because my glasses make my eyes bigger!". Then he told me to take off my glasses and look at his finger. And I respond "Which finger?" And he pissed himself ;p
- "you make everyone around you scared of you"
- "are you scared?"
- "no, but i am the police"
- "who else is in there then?"
ahahahahah
Viking chad vs virgin cop
@@voodooozo3755
Strange use of the meme, but ok
This got me too 😂
This is what policing should be about. Understanding and compassionate.
I know they are caring ! I have met quite few Norwagians on you tube & in person ,but they are kind in general ! 💜💜💜🥁🎵🐉🎤🎶💕💞👍
@Chandler Grant We don't have mattress, blankies, or cups?
American Police can't be like this cause of their gun laws and such that there is so much guns in America. Everywhere else can be calm and forgiving cause they know their lives at at stake , just put yourself in their shoes and understand what they go through life and death situations everyday.
@@denyewll3153 Yeah I feel like Chandler is in the right here. It's not so much the use of guns, but more about the culture which leads to the widespread use and indoctrination of guns in the first place. Think of it like this: Whilst it's true that Norwegian policeman don't have to worry about being shot as much as their American counterparts, and that yes, a reason for this is due to the lack of guns, someone in Norway could just as easily yield a knife, or a hammer, or perhaps acid. Take it from me, as someone from the UK, the danger is still prevalent even if the guns are not.
To put it another way, it's not the guns that the USA policeman should be worried about, but the people that yield that' and as for the people that field them, the American police actually seem much more accountable than the citizens themselves, since their obviously the one's who are most armed, yet daily I see at least one video in my feed whereby an American policeman brutally victimizes the public they are meant to serve, and I saw several daily at the height of the protesting. Afterall, the police involved in the death of George Floyd were a group of four. Thus it is not only a few bad apples that spoil the bunch, every cop there seems rotten. They act as a group, and carry themselves like gang members, rather than as actual policeman.
To clarify a point, however, I don't claim that every cop is bad in America, but it seems like the majority are. There are videos out there too of American cops displaying heroic acts, but unfortunately, they seem to be vastly outnumbered by the cops who are willing to victimize its own community. And whilst the cops themselves should take some of the blame, they shouldn't be blamed for it all, as their only the way they are because of the culture they were raised in when they themselves were children.
I agree! Understanding, compassionate and respect are key words.
These two guys are totally huggable. Besides, I can't help smiling when I hear a Norwegian speak. 💖
As a teen one of my favorite humans ever was my supervisor at work. A Norwegian woman with daughters a bit older than me. I adored her. She called me Vendy. When we were busy she'd go a little nuts. Bea 💕
When Thor has lost his powers, but not his attitude!
😂😂😂😂✌️
🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😂😂😂
When thor gos Hitchcock
😂😂😂😂
Yes!😆😂
When 2 cops have time to baby-sit one drunk, you know it's peaceful.
Edit: Thx for the thumbs (=
Thats a good point
Elestro Air-soft He is not drunk
Laos 360 he is drunk of his feet..
Stop trolling Laos.
Elestro Air-soft Im not trolling you
This is the result of actually having a Police University College with a bachelor's and master's degree, not a police academy with like 8 weeks of training.
It takes almost the same tho, two yrs there two yrs there
They also get a lot more respect also a higher loan so they arent pissed the hohle day.
@@ergosum5755
yes respect a lot of it. When i see a police officer im literally pretending to be the most perfect citizen in their eyes and im not even doing anything bad or illigal lol
@@answers_for_all4379 I not meant us police, i mean the northern eu state police. In austria they arent that calm so i aint got respect for this diabolic horsecooks. ^^
@@ergosum5755 yes i know whachu mean, but im actually agreeing with police however they want to take things. Why should they be gentle with someone who is out to hurt them and others or not safe for society in general?
Nearly a decade later and I still laugh along with those good cops.
The police officers even excuse themselves for laughing when he calls them “horsecock” 😂
The drunk guy said this is a Psychopathic Hospital cops could stop laughing 😁😁😁😁😁😁
I feel so bad, watching this guy getting arrested by the Norwiegn police, for I can't stop laughing.
Scandinavians be like
Well, why shouldn't they? Horsecock is a funny word :P
Wow norwegian police are so chill. Norway ♥
depends on who you meet
Norwegian police are very Nice, but you gotta behave or you will meet their dark side.
they are,im from norway
Its not good thing
A perk of living in a homogeneous country
"Ive been in jail 22 times"
"Its going to be your 23rd"
Oof
imagine being in jail 23 times
@@evanpeterson1798 i mean i wouldn't mind jail in Norway is not that bad
@@vitoscalita Prisons are the things that are usually pointed out as being opulent in Norway, jails on the other hand aren't that great. They aren't anything like solitary confinement or anything, but they are usually just very basic cells. People aren't supposed to spend a lot of time in them.
@@TheHenkalv well u know i think a normal jail cell isnt that bad after all u know in the us or brasil for example prisoners rape each other they kill each other and they do many more bad things i dont think that this happens in Norway
@@TheHenkalv i mean that often
Laughter - best describes the person.
How these guys laugh - pure humane laugh, no arrogance, no hate, no sarcasm!
Loved the video
I loved how he lowered the volume of his voice when asked if she was dead.
Even tho we are drunk, we have some decency and respect around others who is ill..
He actually didn't ask if she was dead, but I can understand why you think so, the translations are wrong, he isn't saying heart-dead, he's actually asking if she's brain-dead, like.. If she's in a vegetable state, not completely there, kinda thing.
but he insults her with sexist, predatory things?? it's not funny and he isn't lowering his voice from being careful or respectful when insulting her, but of being a horny creeper..! he says "fiste fine pussy" it's even in the translation of subtitles. that's disgusting and the police shouldn't put a defenseless woman or girls near a drunk, agressive creep..
@@user-xj4yv3qo3v The policeman said "people like this get scared of you when you are angry" and then the intoxicated guy proceeded to talk about them in general and say "fisle-fine" which is basically calling them pussies because they get scared, and he mixed the words up to "fiste-fitte" which only means what you think it means, but it doesnt even make sense because he obviously didnt mean it in that way and you can see that the policemen didnt pick it up because in norwegian it doesnt give any sense what so ever.
He asked "e ho hjærne-dau?" (whispering "is she brain dead?")
“Your a fucking jelly” a more precise translation would be “pudding” XD
A more correct one would be something like ''Your so fucking soft'', because that is the meaning behind the translation.
yes, jelly has different connotations these days 😅
@@moonliteX Yeah. In Norway ''Du er en pudding!'', directly translated to ''You are a pudding/jelly'' is correctly translated to ''You are soft'', because that is the meaning behind the sentence, when someone calls you a ''Pudding'' in Norwegian, they don't refer to that you are actually a pudding/jelly as in the desert, but it means that you are ''soft like a pudding cup'' sort of thing. Another sentence with the same meaning behind it is if you call someone, ''Du er en blautfisk'', blaut meaning something soft or wet, often refered and used in a sentence to describe something wet, but ''Blautfisk'' is refering to a ''soft fish'', something with less substance, or ''soft''.
@@moonliteX what connotations does it currently carry?
@@connormcintosh4828 for example "jealous"
I like how in Norway police officers are just casually arresting demons and are like "Sir, i need you to calm down haha"
Let me explain why this went so good.
Police education in Norway = 3 years.
Police education in the US = Up to 6 months.
I rest my case...
US depends on state, some put you on the streets after just 2 weeks. Of course you'll reach for your gun if you only have a 2 week crash course in de-escalation.
@@LaughingOrange In Norway you need a bachelor to become a police. 1year school, 1year practise with active police (to see if you are fit for the job), 1 year school again. Quality is important. I know you Americans have let your elected politicians cut public costs alot, cuz of the tax reduction to the rich and big businesses that are founding your politicians to do so. In Norway a politician have to publicly announce any gift over 500 NOK/45 USD. And its looked down upon in society and looked on as corruption, several politicians have had to step down cuz of it. But in America its the norm. Its time for you Americans to wake up and start taxing the rich and big businesses alot alot alot more and privatise railroads and other stuff for the greater good.
I would've laughed my ass off if we're placing someone under arrest, and they called my partner a jellyfish xD
A more accurate translation would be "pudding", which is even more hilarious imo.
@@lapp lulz that's adorably nice! Made my day haha!
@@sushimuncher282 it's an offensive term you would use for a fat and untrained person =) I think it's funny too =)
custard
Oh, yeah. And you know that name stuck. "Hey pudding, are you headed out for patrol?"
2:09 - "No kicking from you, promise me that?"
The police are so courteous :)
Martin?
It's a psychological trick,the victim will feel ashamed if he does it, and honored if he doesn't. The "promise me" part is Important, it doesn't even matter if he says yes.
@ yeah, cause every cop that got ahold of me put a round or two in me. Nah lets be real. I've have encountered cops and never have they been violent or mean. Its called co-operation and respect. Police are only being demonized and that's all people learn to see. I'm assuming you're not from America?
This is why we Europeans are so shocked when we see how American police treat none violent offenders. I look at our police as approachable; as people who are there to look out for us and protect us. My local police officer ran me and my poorly dog to the vets on Xmas day, waited for me and ran me home again. That's good community policing.
Don't forget, all Americans have guns, they can shoot you in a second if you don't react fast enough. I understand the paranoia of the police there
@@papillon5839 Oh no. It's almost like it's not a good idea to have a population armed with firearms or something...
@@papillon5839 maybe they shouldt have guns then.
@@papillon5839 yeah okay thats what police are for to take control of that sitiaution and descealte as USA police officers are the most well geared in the world and dont forget they took this job and they know their life is on the line so they chose this.
@@papillon5839 there is no excuse
You have the right to remain silent, however anything you do say will be laughed at
If Germans sound like they're angry all the time, this drunk Norwegian sounds straight up like a troll (the traditional one).
Yeah but we don't. Can we get rid of this ww2 myth?! Ofc German soldiers sound angry. Never forget what situations they were in
@@pascalf9602 I was just joking, I know you don't. I have a german friend from Köln and she speaks beautifully.
@@waywardstoner9416 my bad then. Sadly many people think it's actually true. I'm from köln 😁
@@pascalf9602
I don't even know where that stereotype comes from.
Maybe an English speaker heard a Swiss person speaking 'German' and thought they were German?
@@kylefitz.2639 mostly because of WW2 speeches
But even Hitler would speak quite normal when being in private! xD
Too bad the cops can’t all be that calm & lighthearted.
Fr I understand were your coming from
Merican?
Americans are like 🤔🤔🤔🤔😳😳😳
True, we at least have a lot of calm police, but in the states it's like the opposite, because they still think harshness and fear of sentences would stop crime.
Well in Europe most cops are like that
They shot him down with laughing and no one got hurt. That’s police work!
@JackClayton123 Don't forget the public has a very great say in how the police force can respond to them. Despite the occasional lashing out the drunk still recognized the authority of the police and would calm down when they told him to. He was not fighting with them about his rights while ignoring his responsibilities. He wasn't trying to kill them or reaching for their gun.
People in the US complain all the time about how militant the police are. But it starts with them. One only needs military tactics, in the presence of a sworn enemy.
@@griz063 Americans are often deceived or distracted and do not realize the true measure of their power.
@@franklyanogre00000 And that often ties into the authority issues that seem to be more of a problem in the USA than most other countries. As the saying goes, power corrupts -- which maps into what can happen to the police. But they have training and protocols to guide them. Most citizens out to best the cops only have emotions and a partial grasp of things they would fancy themselves expert on.
And then this arrogance and petulance factors into both the danger and frustration levels police feel -- as well as distract them away from tasks more important than sending out a supervisor to wrangle with an internet-trained "lawyer".
These things just do not happen for example, in Scandinavia. So the way the police interact with the public can afford to be very different.
@@griz063 the Norwegian police does not carry guns on a daily basis like other countries
griz063 true, the respect goes both ways
The Norwiegins have a reputation for being thoroughly civilised. I just loved how they handled this situation. It worked so well.☺️
3:24 “Is she heart-dead?”
Love how he suddenly changed for a second and sounded so genuinely concerned about the women. His voice too.
He actually said "hjernedød/braindead", but the subs are wrong.
Ama Jeg er norsk så jeg vet;)
Ama Han sa ikke hjernedød heller da hør bedre etter
Ho e no iallefal dø på en eller ana måte
What's does he say after that? The fiste fine pussy? Don't get it
The fact that they're trying not to laugh out loud in the hospital like kids in school makes me so happy
Hospital...ok...lol
This is the proof of healthy society: police with 0 frustration. God bless Scandinavian people.
Well it works well in Norway and Finland+ Denmark. Sadly Swedish police is very much understaffed and frustrated. Especially in the big cities like Malmö and Stockholm.
Are u basing the entire police force on 2 officers. I could show u a lot of good american police too. Theres just ALOT more of them.
@@type1life304 It's very hard to see them behind the mountain of dead bodies their fellow officers leave in their wake. Lol, defending American cops, you must be blind, deaf and otherwise cognitively impaired.
But go on, lick what you like. If you love the taste of boots, who am I to judge.
Badr -eddin Other Scandinavian countries are welcoming refugees in. Usually the Arabs and Muslim ones are the ones bringing some laws with them to change these countries. It’s better to follow the law of the land that welcomes you instead of wanting to change their way of life with your way of life.
@@type1life304 This is a good example of how 99.9% of police in Nordic countries are! They are mostly there for you and also assist and protect you.
I just came from a very calm Japanese cop dealing with a drunk. I think he and these two cops could share some great stories.
Also their laughs are infectious
The fact that the drunk was polite enough to manage to stay quiet when the cops asked him to when the sick woman came through shows that he isn't a bad man. Sure, he kicks the police and acts aggressive and shit, but that's just how the intoxication rolled.
Also the best part about the drunk calling the cop a jelly got left out of the subtitles:
"Youre a jelly."
"Am I?"
"Yes."
"Heheheh. Oh well."
Fiend Matador Slayer of a Thousand Noobs What did calling him a “jelly” mean?
@@HelloKitty-jz5gm It means that he is soft. I.e. a pussy.
Think I heard something about pudding that moment, which to English or Dutch speakers is clear enough ;)
Hidoi88 Yeah! He was talking about her kitty cat!!!😂
As a Swede who has been drunk in Sweden, Finland, Norway, Denmark, Germany and the USA I can honestly say that every European countries cops treated me and my friend with the respect two drunken fools deserve. No violence just a quick transport to the drunk tank/home with some genuin friendships made on the way with the police. Got arrested and ( not really beaten but pushed) treated really ruff in New Orleans - USA. Same in Las Vegas and in Florida. I get that crime is more serious in the states but damn. A little respect and restraint should be possible. No need to put you hand on your gun and go all Hitler shouting on me dammit. I was blind drunk and urinating on a tree not pointing an AK47 at you....
+Viking88 The crime is the same in norway like in the usa, with gun's and all that.
Remi Andre' Pedersen But not nearly in the same scale.
+Viking88 True.
Everyone can comment if i'm Wrong
+Viking88 USA, police brutality on daily basis.
Norwegian, police almost never used police brutality.
Swedish, same as Norway.
Finnish, police, probably the same as Norway and Sweden.
Denmark, to lazy to look up.....xD
Germany, litle more than Sweden Norway, Finland and Denmak.
If i got this all wrong, tell me. I'd like to know.
Thanks
Larum Dexsterium Sounds about right, but Finnish cops are the nicest to drunken fools. And that's coming from me, a Swede.
The way the US cops treated us was like if me and my friend was armed and hostile.
Such pointless aggression is not needed to get two drunk guys of the street.
Most of Europe ( I can add Italy, Belgium and France to my list now) has treated us just fine.
A quick check to make sure we were ok and a check of our ID's and away we went.
No violence, no shouting, no guns.
Just some good cops doing their job.
( And to all you who might be asking why the hell I'm drunk all over the globe, me and my best friend is on a beer trip. A long and funny beer tasting trip. 228 brands/sorts tasted so far. We are aiming at 300. )
This drunk seriously needs to start testing some voice casting gigs.
Pretty sure they deepened his voice to protect his identity? I'm not sure though lol
It´s not his real voice.
Still sounds badass
I am not so sure. He is from the Lofoten, mind that. Hehehe. In my old hometown was a medieval and fantasy festival lately. He would have been an attraction with that voice. Two third of the people in costumes. I saw Gandalf himself... Two Orks as well totally masked like from the film. When i came close i saw it were two women, harhar.
They alter the woice due privacy here.
...
AFAIK He is lead vokal in a band.
Well that's what I call a good attitude. The policemen didn't abuse of their position, they were patient, they were compréhensive, they were calm and did everything respectfully whatever the man said or did. That's a professional attitude at the highest point. Congratulation Norway.
For having been i. Norway for a few months I can tell you that people are very polite, helpfull and comorehensive .
The police did a mistake in taking him to a intoxication-cell. Clearly they should've brought him back to 800 AD and left him in the viking-hut with his other drunk warriors
*_COWARD_*
@Out of Order shut the fuck up idiot
What are you even arguing about here lol
The replies above me^
Cop: "Hahahahahaha......excuse me for laughing"
We can assume that these policemen weren't raised in the USA
Norway 3 mars now in university , from norway
all scandinavian police i've had contact with (denmark, sweden and norway), were always very professional and never rude or violent.. some even cracked a joke while talking to me! And their english is perfect..
Andrew Markos
i tend to ask them for directions..
In finland they are really nice too. Ive even gotten rides with them home from clubs or whatever when I didnt have money for a taxi, have a clean record although ive done illegal things in front of the cops but in ways which doesnt do any harm (like lighting a small bond fire in the park to keep mosquitos away). The police here think for themselves, another example is that its illegal to carry a knife in public but they most likely wont mind you having it on you as long as they dont suspect you to do any harm with it. They are really nice people who really strive to protect and serve the public, and they do a pretty damn good job at it
SportSoulLife
Sounds like German, Dutch, English and Scandinavian cops are cut out of the same wood.
ecke1010
haven't even seen 1 cop when i was in sweden almost a decade ago. Was there for 3 weeks, mostly in Vänersborg, south of Vänern. Been to a really nice fjord near Strömstad too, swimming in it during early summer :D
I did see alot of effeminate men though
+AwoudeX Cops in finland atleast are mostly seen in larger cities where all the alcoholics and junkies are. And the city is flooded with cops when clubs close. Else, a bit outside of town there are practically none. One of my friend threatened a guy with his rifle, the guy called the police but the place is so far out that the police simply answered "keep your distance". For them to get there in time if there was a shooting would take choppers and whatever, so there is pretty much the wild west, except people there usually get along.
Policeman: "I must hold your feet, so you don't kick the doctor"
Him: " *WTF* He don't like a shoe in his ass?!"
We couldn't see him saying it but we can definitely imagine him saying it with a DEAD serious face hahaha
Perhaps this clip can be used as a seminar for the Minneapolis Police Department....
Not just Minneapolis PD the whole friggin country needs a lesson.
Norway is obviously very different from US. Norway is still homogenous country with high social trust. While US is a multiracial shithole. George Floyd himself was a previously convicted felon who was high on drugs during his arrest.
Police brutality is just a consequence of shitty multiracial society.
@Ivan Campa how can you be so delusional
@@arseniyosipov9337 True. Nothing is healthier than a homogeneous society.
@@arseniyosipov9337 Norway is also multicultural and multiracial, that alone dont make USA a shit hole.
I feel like America's being trolled by reasonable police officers.
Lol. These police make American cops look like genghis khan’s army. But even for EU’s standards, laughing on the job is unreasonable. At least they apologized lmao.
@@greatcesari Cmon man if you had to arrest a dude like that you probably would laugh as well 😆
I was thinking the same thing!!!.....and what was Arnie doin there and damn he's drunk🤣🤣🤣
@@vsahankrat7176 I would. How could you not? The drunk guy pure comedy. Aside from his brief moment of drunken master style foots of rage.
Glen Surles
Criminals from all around the world are all alike...
It’s not that the USA has exceptionally bad ones.
Your cops are just not able to deescalate the situation, so they’ll show their worst behaviour
notice how no guns are drawn, no pepper spray, or screaming stop resisting while trying to kill you. hats off to you Vikings!
dread kev No norwegian cops carry guns. Only military/terrorist response
M H They always have guns locked away in their cars
dread kev - No guns are drawn, because no guns are needed. Guns do not help in a situation like this. All cops would know that if they got sufficient training, IMHO. A Bachelor's Degree in police work does help a lot when working as a cop!
From january the norwegian police started using electroshock weapons. And I know that becuase im norwegian.
I've been at the police stable in Oslo, where they explained a lot about the weapon use. And they never have to reach for weapons unless told so, but even if they have a gun, they don't shoot people the second they se them. They are smart and talk to them to try and solve the case without violence. Often they also use dogs when hunting for criminals, and they are normally not harmed even when the dogs are working.
I love the last shot in the car, where they look at each other and just start laughing 😂
"WHO ELSE IS HERE?!"
"AT THIS PSYCHOPATHHOSPITAL"
IM DEAD LMAO
Per Sandberg you're not dead. how did you type that? Liar!
Per Sandberg unless web md diagnosed you.
A better word for word translation would be "insanity hospital" (mental hospital) - norsk slang: sinnsykehus
to add to this and correct the guy above. it's not Norwegian slang, although it's often used very informally in modern day, it's the old term for psychiatric hospital. the word translates literally word for word as "mental/mind" (sinn-), "sickness" (syke-), "house" (hus). the house of the mentally sick or sick minded.
the usage of the word "sinnsyk" in Norwegian is equivalent to how the word "insane" is used in English.
This guy is so drunk I couldn't even understand the subtitles.
😅😅😅😅
Good one😂. The masses don't even know what's funny, this comment should have way more likes.
Well duh, its hard enough to speak when you are drunk let alone typing those subtitles IN AFORIEGN LANGUAGE.
🤣
And I'm so drunk I could understand him without the subtitles
Oh look real police... protect and serve.
Yeah, that's normal in Europe.
@@Hosigie LMAOOOOOOOOOO
@Chad the african bullfrog oh look u prolly dont even know our situtation in europe 😊 or u live in some kind of luxury country
Fuck American police!
@@Hosigie
Our cops are like that in Canada too.
Those officers are very well acquainted with the drunk man. Thanks officers for keeping him and others safe!
*The viking didn’t noticed that he lives in year 2018*
Do you understand that the word viking describes an action?. Not a person. It means raiding. It kinda shits me the image the pommies then Hollywood has portrayed of our Nordic ancestors. Not all went viking though most were warriors as you needed to protect whatever productive land u had as during the harsh winter starving bands of people would gather and raid your stores. Not trying to troll. Just educate. I hate seeing history rewritten and more so when it's my ancestry
People are ignorant bout history
I'm sorry mate but traders weren't referred to as Vikings. They were called Danes or Norsemen but the warriors who came raiding with the dragons, eagles or whatever they had attached to the prow of their ships were there to attack and raid so were referred to as Vikings. Traders would not enter another's waters displaying beasts on the front of those most beautiful ships and were hence just northmen. It seems you are aware of some of the history of our ancestors so surely you should be aware of this distinction. Anyway, you believe what makes you happy and I will too. Enjoy your day.
Ben Tupp viking kommer nok fra ordet «vik» og folk som bebodde seg i vika
@@Wiggyam sorry, I understand there is some of this disagreement in pop culture now. I'm in my forties and not aware of it as my life revolves not around TV but studies. Why speak Norse in an English comment string. I'm Suomi. I'm speaking English. And have you considered the idea behind the raiding theory is from those being raided? The languages at the time were much different. We still wrote in runes, sung in runes and believed runes to be magic. So to look at what is said in your language now is far from the 7th century. As are the words Angles, Saxons and Britons used when the first raiders came to Lindisfarne. The word viking seems to have meant raiding then. The traders from the same areas were never referred to as vikings even if often they were the same guys. Northern ways were much different as in the proto-viking era the fights among different skandi, skandi-danka tribes over productive land made us all fighters and upon finding weak people who weren't warriors so nearby who paid tribute to a weak god seemed a gift to early raiders. Aww fuck it. Why am I explaining history for free to a stranger. I get paid to teach.
"All your body parts can follow with you" I died laughing!!!
The direct translation is even better: "Everything that hangs on your body can come too"
Now you know why Norway is one of the most civilized places on earth. It's not the enforcement of the authority but the humanity behind. Common sense
No it's the brown cheese
Ah yes, I remember. You gave Breivik free luxury lodging for the rest of his life, incl. a game console and then probably apologized to him for no updating it as a new version was released. You shouldn't go too harsh on people for petty crimes like his, should you?
@@OstblockLatina not Norwegian here. Brevik case is a big exception. He is really evil. Most cases in Norway or other similar countries are not even close to what brevik did
@@OstblockLatina - what never came up in the news was insanity was running in his family on his mothers side, his mother had a pretty bad childhood, and at the time she was pregnant with him she was most probably insane, even the people working in the kindergarten when he was 4 years old thought he was damaged from how he was treated by his mother which probably hated him, several people tried to help him with no luck, his terror was against the Labour party, both his mother and father was a member, now I am guessing, but I think most of his life he was searching for friends, but was rejected everywhere, and something must have snapped in him, so, do I defend him? No, but be aware that what you do, or not do, can have horrible consequences, also worth meantioned is, Labour party is putting their own people in everywhere, people without any skill or talent, the victims, also Labour party, payed a horrible price for all the people in charge that day, without the necessary skills to handle the situation
No, it's the fact that they're an ethnically cohesive, high-trust, high-IQ society. As they become more "diverse" they have become more like the US, both in crime and police response to it. The police in the capital Oslo, for instance, are now armed because of immigrants. I've seen the same thing happen in my country New Zealand.
Satan: Kicks officer,
Norwegian Police: "Promise you won't kick again"
US police: "Send in the tactical Drone and a bearcat we need backup"
That voice alteration makes it sound like they arrested Satan.
RexXflash That's even worse :D
He just sounds like a drunk scandinavian, have you never heard a deep voice before
RexXflash it's not his real voicr
RexXflash no, they blurr all the voices besides the police, its a tv program
Yeah they did change the voice, but it really sounds like a drunko Northern Norwegian
He must be really rich, that he can get this drunk in Norway...
maurice haha. Spot on
Nah this is northern Norway. They make A LOT of moonshine
Kenneth Ring Rart, ettersom han ble arrestert i Drøbak. Ser du ikke det?
Isn't it still legal for Norwegians to make their own moonshine? (brændevin)
its illegal to make moonshine, but its legal to make beer
Man kicks in USA
Police: he tried to kill me Bang Bang Bang
Black man*
Just another poor guy *any man
Fuck America
Holy shit so much attention I guess this is popping on everyones Recommendation
@Zel Zwrd He deleted his comments, what a pussy.
Cop: “You don’t need to take off ur pants”
Guy: “I do it anyway”
Cop: “ok-😶”
Now thats how all cops should act...good policing
NO,.. THATS "NOT" HOW THEY SHOULD ACT !!!
They should be recording and posting this 💩 Too 😂
...people are, interesting 😏...
That’s fine when they don’t have a gun or knife.
@@kathlynterry8196
That's Pretty Much The POINT.
Why bring a GUN, or a KNIFE,..
TO A WORD FIGHT. Especially when outnumbered.
People learn Simple Things like THAT. Playing VIDEO GAMES.
Use the Weapons for the Situation.
And DON'T USE BIG STUFF,.. on little things.
TANGLDWEB My point being that the vast majority of these characters in the US do have some type of weapon. I would agree that we harm way too,many who are mentally ill but I’ve also seen lots of folks on drugs who have the strength of 4 to 6 men. I’d like police to always be able to assess the situation correctly and I think they mostly do. Some slip thru the cracks tho. I’m sure these police know him intimately after 22 or 23 times in jail and know he’s harmless.
@@kathlynterry8196
SHOW ME "ONE" INSTANCE.
Where 4-6 Cops were taken out by One Dude. Other than just Running Away.
You're welcome to ask an Adult for help with that one...
"Shh shh, quiet, here comes sick people"
...
"Is she heart-dead?"
Fuck this is the best ever xD!
+Africa Starguide in danish, hjernedød/hjertedød = braindead/heartdead
It's norwegian but thank you for wanting to inform me :)
+Africa Starguide almost exactly the same thing. the nordic language is very close all around except finland wtf happened there
+cartman2dk
What happened with Finland, is that they were under Russia for some time, and have taken a bit from there too (nowadays it's more similar to the rest of Scandinavia though). :)
Tell me what windshield wiper is in Finnish, because it is in now way near vindusvisker in Norwegian... :P
Still has some old Viking in him.
FrauenArzt2012 Nah, that’s just every north Norwegian
That’s us
TUA Bergen🙌🏻
TUA they arent north norwegians
No it's just Scandinavian
He's voice is perfect to represent badass characters from games and movies!
You can still fight him with mid-level weapons. Stamsund Raider* 14