Classic Finnish Memes With English Subs! (LOUD SOUNDS)

There may be some typos in the subs, I'm very tired! I hope this video will help spread these videos to the world.
ORIGINAL VIDEOS:
0:12 Jonne kaatuu vesilätäkköön
• Jonne kaatuu vesilätäk...
0:55 Kamiinaa Lämpöö
• Kaminaa lämpöö
2:59 Älä tuu kurkistelee
• Älä tuu kurkistelee
3:46 Kahen kilon siika
• Kahden kilon siika
5:23 Voittopotin juontajalla huono päivä
• Re: Mtv3 Voittopotin j...
If you notice anything wrong or want to elaborate on a definition etc, feel free to comment.
If I make a sequel, it will have better audio normalization. I'm sorry on behalf of my people, we can be very loud.

[@pongotv22]

This will spread goodness to all corners of the civilized world.

[@jarnorallimopo2932]

Thank you so much, that makes me happy!

[@vespli]

i was so focused on reading the subtitles i forgot i can speak finnish

[@Jsjdjd-nm9mg]

Same

[@milleniam]

SAME

[@SehyPX]

en oo ainoa autisti xdd

[@vespli]

@@SehyPX en edes oo 😭

[@SehyPX]

@@vespli 😂😂

[@laapipaapi]

You know it is a Finnish video when even the video itself warns you about loud sounds

[@kallethoren]

I like that one dude is there like "Bro I got a hook in my fin-"
"TWO KILO WHITEFISH"

[@finboror]

"many things are better here than in big cities..."
_dude getting beaten up in the background_

[@Nikolai64863]

Punaniska Suomalaisia

[@fau8908]

@@Nikolai64863 perusnatseja

[@jps8678]

Niin mut ku kurkisti. Kuka kurkistaa noin.

[@ZeroWillToLivexd]

The thing with puuhöylä meme is that even the ”haista vittu sit” is widely used still nowadays what the caller said in the end. Also the puuhöylä is a classic meme from this to call everything you can ”puuhöylä” and then responding ”haista vittu sit” if its incorrect

[@jarnorallimopo2932]

Yes, it's fascinating! The video has entered the vocabulary of everyday people, such as myself.

[@turpasauna]

So THAT's where it came from!

[@tiiamattila1157]

It's not. It's from the series Kummeli.

[@Murks33]

I am pleased to announce that the location of the first video has had a plaque installed to commemorate the video.

[@jarnorallimopo2932]

Oh my goodness! That's incredible!

[@Hnkka]

2kg whitefish is the most legendary video clip i know

[@simonsonne4741]

Yea, his bro gives zero fucks that he got a fish hook in his finger haha

[@bb_bb_]

My teacher is a friend of his :D

[@AHHcend]

I’m learning Finnish and this is all so hilarious to me lol.

[@jarnorallimopo2932]

I'm glad you enjoyed it! Good luck on your studies

[@AHHcend]

@@jarnorallimopo2932 hi! Thank you, kiitos! will you be making more of these types of videos??

[@jarnorallimopo2932]

@@AHHcend Propably yes. I'm cooking up a pretty long one that's about meme songs! There's a lot to cover there, it'll feature classics like "Seppo on Bi" and "Sontsan alla".

[@Minnidawindycat]

Good luck learning Finnish. it's a nightmare!

[@Bombabud]

@@Minnidawindycat 11832 is Yksitoistatuhattakahdeksansataakolmekymmentäkaksi

[@Gorgovoid173]

The most realistic Finnish moment is in the first one.
"Help me, goddammit!"
*No movement was done that day*

[@Charuid]

Näiden tekstitysten laatu on parempi ku jossain ammattilaisväkerryksissä. Aivan mahtavat.

[@-locke-6051]

The second clip of this video always kills me😭😭 Probably the funniest video of all time. Brings back a lot of... great memories.

[@jps8678]

Not typical finnish behavior to rant so much.

[@kalleh6400]

@@jps8678 Oh, in the army it is. At least to everyone I know and to myself.

[@yeah_ish]

as a neighbour of the finns, I can confirm that they all scream loud enough to be clearly heard across the border

[@Laituri]

My bad bro. I'm trying tohear my own voice shouting back. (no, but literally)

[@22222Sandman22222]

We shout so loud because the voice needs to be understood from the other side of the lake, a relatively safe distance away

[@kerryh3833]

I'd be mad about the stove too! The guy ranting sounds like he actually knows how to be considerate of others. His colleagues, however... 😬

[@virtualvivi]

recently started learning Finnish and this is the closest I can get to immersing myself in the language lmao

[@TheAgentdp]

I just love the "kahen kilon siika" clip
Guy: I have a hook deep in my finger and it hurts like hell... :(
Cameraman: Two kilo whitefish!!! :D

[@w1ndt]

as an estonian, angry finnish sounds like you are 4 bottles down and you want another one.

[@jarnorallimopo2932]

This goes both ways! ;-D That's exactly how Estonian sounds to Finns. That's pretty sweet actually.

[@w1ndt]

@@jarnorallimopo2932 that is really funny. Funny stuff keeps the world going.

[@34elraaK]

Puuhöylä tarvitsis semmosen merkinnän että on vitsi sanoa kaikkea puuhöyläksi, muutne tosi hyvä video

[@jarnorallimopo2932]

Dämn en edes tiennyt tuollaisesta! Kaikkea sitä oppii 😼😼

[@realpatrick]

ärsyttävää kun yksi oppilas aina sanoo opettajalle että onko vastaus puuhöylä ja naura itsekseen

[@MatrixBaatu]

Puuhöylävitsi on alkujaankin juuri tuosta klipistä peräisin

[@34elraaK]

@@MatrixBaatu Ai tota en tienny. Luulin et oli tossa kohtaa jo juttu

[@jonnemopola7245]

@@realpatrick Noh, mikäs ongelma siinä on että mies pitää hauskaa?

[@maddox5351]

The translations are good, but the subtitles are too wide at points, which makes it hard to read and watch at the same time. It's especially noticeable in the tent stove meme.

[@jarnorallimopo2932]

Thank you, very constructive! I was trying to emulate the volume of the words, but I think I went overboard. I'll keep that in mind for possible sequels.

[@iurasek2]

i am such a finnaboo that this video made my day, i need more suomi content

[@Demons972]

I'm learning Finnish and this video has expanded my vocabulary a lot, I keep coming every now and then.
Kiitos paljon!

[@sirpixel7945]

I love watching memes from random countries. It shows that regardless of nationality and culture, we're all humans who love silly goofy stuff.

[@jarnorallimopo2932]

Absolutely!

[@castingspells_cz]

i am czech, and many of these videos remind me of memes from my own country... also, the last one was hilarious!

[@rasse_vaa]

0:27 ui juma🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mowamusicofficialfi]

Kimi - "Well, fuck you then!"
Lmao that is such a Kimi thing to say

[@m4ssee]

Ihana katsoa tätä videota, kun kerrankin hyvää käännöstä eikä jotain google translaten kautta vedettyä tankero-englantia. :D

[@LiikenneKuvaus_Katt]

Samaa mielt Jos osaa suomee nii voi kääntää ite paremmi ku tietää tarkotukset syvemmin

[@saquenmedelatinoamerica2068]

These clips are nuts, I wish finns were real.

[@Tosipahamorso]

Suggestions for part 2:
"ei pysty, liian hapokasta"
tonnin seteli
risumies (r.i.p.)
"-hieno koru hermanni! -no jaa"
some niilo22 clips maybe
up in the ass of timo
the europarliament clips of the dude who pukes in his mouth and the redhead kölkösoos woman
kirsi alm-siira falling of her chair
pekka pouta winter is coming and also the one where pekka pouta giggles at how bad the weather is
kissa putkessa?
the interview of the little boy who isn't that keen on making virpomisvitsat
the interview of the little girl who says their favourite animal are bunnies but answers to every question about bunnies "e."

[@jarnorallimopo2932]

THESE ARE SO GOOD!! Thank you very much for the suggestions :-] they will come in handy

[@AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa]

olisko viä "Riipasen kovan kännin tänään" ja "Turku on Suomen persereikä!", "autolla katon kautta ympäri" myös!

[@jarnorallimopo2932]

@@AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa Loistavia! Kaikki ehdotukset ovat tervetulleita

[@bb_bb_]

Saanko lisätä miks sulla ei oo tissejä video

[@colossa4060]

A couple of clips from 'Jouluposti' from 2005 would also fit in nicely

[@jaanuspapp1333]

Im rn looking at this from my barracks bed at 2150, absolutely dieing of laughter from kaminaa lämpö cause that shit is way too relatable

[@jaanuspapp1333]

I'm the kulju runkari and this just so perfectly encapsulates every detail, I just can't stop laughing

[@Arthur-rh3oo]

bruh why does everyone talk shit to the gameshow host? Fuck did he do? lmao

[@jarnorallimopo2932]

Poor man! He's just trying to get through

[@MMirzki]

funny enough its not the only time that same gameshow host has gotten trolled :DD

[@tepetti]

Later he was on some Christmas special with a crossword puzzle. People were spamming the game with ”puuhöylä” answers

[@Arthur-rh3oo]

@@tepetti tongue twister ass language

[@jarnorallimopo2932]

@@tepetti Nooo poor man! 🥲I hope he remembers those days fondly

[@h3ngga548]

3:0 Orivesi mentioned

[@DANCHOSS_32E2E]

- AUTTAKAA MÄ OON IHa JÄÄÄSSÄ
- ui juma....

[@rasse_vaa]

amazing video!!! i am from Finland and i laugh so much! pls more!!!!

[@jarnorallimopo2932]

Kiitos rasmus!

[@rasse_vaa]

@@jarnorallimopo2932 ei! kiitos kuuluu vain ja ainoastaan sinulle!!!!!!!!11

[@rasse_vaa]

@@jarnorallimopo2932 voitko pliiiiiiiiiiis tehä part2

[@Itzz_Ok]

I am Finnish and these videos always make me smile a lil bit

[@vladolfputler5685]

Saataisko Part 2? Mm. Tultii Miihaelin kaa holvist läpi tarvitaa tänne.

[@jarnorallimopo2932]

Joo, saatanan hyvä idea! Tein jo yhden videoesseen meemi biiseistä, joten pieni tauko niistä olisi hauska

[@vladolfputler5685]

@@jarnorallimopo2932 Näit ois vitun hyvä saada lisää. Itellä paljon kavereita ulkomailta ja ne tykkää näist Suomi klipeist. Harmitellut vaan kaikki sitä että tosi harvassa videossa on tekstitykset ja joutuvat aina pyytää mua kääntämään näitä.
Meiltä ei meinaa ihan heti tämmöset klipit lopu :D

[@vladolfputler5685]

Tuli kanssa muuten mieleen toi Mikä on Euroopan suurin jyrsijä klippi. Samalle tv visan juontajalle vittuillaan.

[@jarnorallimopo2932]

@@vladolfputler5685 Ai että! Kiitos paljon

[@ok-nz7mt]

​@@jarnorallimopo2932niilo22 klippei vois olla, ei pysty liian hapokasta, kissa putkessa, ai mun olkapää

[@Tosipahamorso]

Doing the gods work

[@weezarddd__]

i recently started immersing myself in finnish culture (largely because i really, REALLY love moomin, and i ended up doing a research project on air quality for helsinki which only further piqued my interest)
so i really appreciate videos like these! i wanna learn all about finland cause it genuinely seems to be a beautiful country, and im lowkey thinking of learning finnish

[@jarnorallimopo2932]

That's incredible! I had no idea what "karambola" could mean, so thanks for telling me :-D

[@RippleDrop.]

"Tulkaa kahtoo! Jumalauta mikä mötkö! Kahen kilon SIIKA!!!" 😂

[@GOATMENTATOR]

:D greetings from latvia

[@Ironbattlemace]

Oi juma indeed.

[@tunk_2ton168]

Näit suomituben legendoja kyllä riittää! Millot part2?
descriptionii vois laittaa linkit alkuperäsiin videoihin ni löytyy kivasti.

[@jarnorallimopo2932]

EIKÄ! Unohdin laittaa. Aika klassinen yoube virhe, unohtaa laittaa asioita Desciin :-DD Part 2 tulee kyllä varmaan joskus!

[@tunk_2ton168]

@@jarnorallimopo2932 Jes!

[@ziwuri]

perkele
(translation: perkele)

[@ikecoldd2]

Had to analyse the first clip (of the jonne falling in ice) in psychology class

[@jarnorallimopo2932]

WHATTT :--DD I mean, I suppose it's pretty interesting. I can imagine a test question about it, like: "What causes a young man to plunge in a freezing creek just to impress his friends?"

[@InessaMaximova]

Gonna send this to my Finnish buddy.

[@kroxi524]

Kipinämikko prinsessa iskee taas

[@laj657]

More please

[@Калинка-ъ5ъ]

as russian-finnish i can confirm its worth watch this .D

[@mina233]

Kahden kilon siika, 70 kilon Miika.

[@valtunkujeet7377]

ui juma is so iconic

[@SpikedZenMain]

en käyttäis perus varusmiehestä "army official" ku sana "conscript" on olemassa ja kuljujen suhtee ihan vaa "military driver", vähä huvittava ajatus et ne kuljut ois siellä tosi ylellisissä ja virallisissa hommissa :DDDD

[@jarnorallimopo2932]

Hehe, kiitos! Itsellä kun ei ole intistä saatikka sen sanastosta mitään kokemusta, on hyvä että tietäjät auttaa. Jouduin esim. googlaamaan mikä kulju ylipäätään on :--D hohhoijaa

[@SpikedZenMain]

@@jarnorallimopo2932 mitä turhia kunhan nussin pilkkua, hyvä video joka tapaukses :D

[@Cat-sukker]

4:30 this video reminds me almost similar one but filmed in Russia and it's a pure piece of classic for the Russian Internet just like this one for Finnish

[@Temnikov1536]

Язь, здоровенный?

[@Motivated_Kris_deltarune]

Could I get the name of it if it's on youtube?

[@Temnikov1536]

@@Motivated_Kris_deltarune th-cam.com/video/TY1ymotP0P0/w-d-xo.htmlsi=AvcMkLQ_mZw1IK0o

[@Cat-sukker]

@@Motivated_Kris_deltarune th-cam.com/video/TY1ymotP0P0/w-d-xo.htmlsi=Me7XAkLC7X87aVEU
Язь - рыба моей мечты

[@Cat-sukker]

@@Motivated_Kris_deltarune язь - рыба моей мечты

[@niqchus]

You legit forgot the most legendary meme, The turku man

[@tk-hf4oz]

3:02 I still have no clue where this classic video came from.

[@jarnorallimopo2932]

Me neither! I tried doing some research, but didn't really find anything. Funny none the less!

[@squatsnoats6503]

@@jarnorallimopo2932 It´s a part of this Orivesi true finns dude youtube/facebook campaigning, he was running for the parlament or city council or something.

[@jarnorallimopo2932]

@@squatsnoats6503 Oh my goodness! Do you have more info about this? That's very interesting

[@squatsnoats6503]

@@jarnorallimopo2932 dudes name is Antti Sakari Niemi, he was also the leader for the nazi group pohjoismainen vastarintaliike in Finland. Might still be.

[@jarnorallimopo2932]

@@squatsnoats6503 Oh my goodness 💀I hope he's doing bad, we don't like petty racists around these parts. Hilarious meme though!

[@FinStuff69]

löysin TikTokis aika kaua sit sen jonnen joka kaatus siihe vesilätäkköön ja se TikTokin nimi on vaa "minä olen se myytti se legenda" tai miten vitussa menikää

[@Juzimaster]

Harmi, että viimeisessä pätkässä ei paljastettu mikä oli kuvassa juontajan avustamana. Se jäi sitten mysteeriksi ulkomaalaisille.

[@BL4CK_st4RZ]

0:10 MIKÄ TOI ÄÄNI OLI😭😭

[@piritualisti]

Ismo

[@sierrajattaasen]

Lil bro ei oo ikinä nähny Ismo remixejä💀😭🙏

[@tapio_metsola]

TOINEN OSA KIIREESTI NYT!

[@jarnorallimopo2932]

Nyt voin ylpeänä sanoa että se on jo olemassa!

[@tapio_metsola]

@@jarnorallimopo2932 YIPPPIIIEE!!!

[@thetiredtomcat]

Finns. No one like them. Either really really quiet and sarcastic or deeply ironic….or really loud and/or pissed off. No wonder they turned over the Russians. Great people

[@eu_sabo_muito]

Btw, happiest country in the world

[@scirotempestus]

I honestly want a full finnish transcript for the second clip, I beg

[@Hjj.sjsjzksk]

oh gosh

[@osseus]

i love this

[@Blueroseaa]

ensinnäkin, RALLIMOPO?!!! MOI!!
toiseksi, MAHTAVA video!! meen jakaa tän heti mun ulkomaan kamuille 😭

[@jarnorallimopo2932]

YAYYYY moikka ja kiitos :-DD

[@miskabelik]

ui juma!

[@Herra_K]

Missä on "hyppää Harri!"??

[@davf5915]

Mahtava video

[@St4r._.Dr4g0nz]

emt mut sun englanti on ihan vitun hyvä😨😨

[@terotimonen8465]

jonne aka. lihapullapoju aka. lihapulla.

[@Insertnamehere-yl9nt]

🇧🇻🤝🇫🇮

[@stqrchaserss]

KAHEN SAATANAN KILON SIIKA

[@sensefulprods1629]

SIIKA SIIKA SIIKA

[@Sarakoirasara]

Bro mä oon partiossa ja osaan lämmittää kaminan

[@hopeasirkkeli]

For real ei se mitään rakettitiedettä ole

[@Vainotin]

UI JUMA

[@Bombabud]

Yksitoistatuhattakahdeksansataakolmekymmentäkaksi

[@sensefulprods1629]

mitä että

[@whenyoucantfindaname]

proud to be mongol

[@PallorMortis-x8t]

Ui juma! 😢

[@b0hem1]

Ennen mua pelotti, nyt mulla on pilotti

[@Hamppzah]

haista vittu sit, he he he he

[@RodrigoLaiho7]

Kiitos!

[@abuda6i]

perkele sataana

[@Manticorus_YT]

Mite ois Nasse Setä lapsenvahtina käännös

[@thedandude]

Please make more

[@Gipsz_Jakab]

where marko repairs?

[@VilleTheSonOfSeppo]

9 of 10 these videos people are drunk, basic 😂

[@PetriIkonen-cq1op]

😎😎😎

[@MsWill813]

Hyvä esimerkki mitä unen puute ja kylmä tekee 😡😡😡

[@Arskeli69]

puuhöylä

[@User06107]

1:01 mikki piikkaa kyllä aikas hyvi

[@kirby1225]

Part 2 when?

[@jarnorallimopo2932]

Actually, very soon! I translated several clips today :-3

[@lennewathen8884]

Pt2?

[@vipe668]

laita kokoclipit näihi meemivideihi

[@Boon_4444]

Wait wtf i know you LMAO

[@Boon_4444]

All finnish people really do know eachother huh...

[@Holttem]

@@Boon_4444 forgot to change accounts

[@Boon_4444]

@@Holttem Nah it was a continuation to my own comment

[@Boon_4444]

@@Holttem Im flattered you think i have enough brain power to think of such devious schemes

[@some-replies]

is finland a nice place to live?

[@jarnorallimopo2932]

I'd say so! Not the worst, but not the best either. It's a place like any other country with people of all kinds :-]

[@some-replies]

@jarnorallimopo2932 awesome. My only knowledge of Finland comes from old rally videos and my summer car.
It's very pretty over there

[@jarnorallimopo2932]

@@some-replies Haha yes! I would say so. It's a nice place.
The cities are a mix of old art nouveau, new colourful buildings and concrete eyesores. Across them are stretches of countryside and forest where you can see cranes strutting across the fields and deer beside train tracks. There's beauty in that, I think. The smallness of it all.

[@PhIcicle]

Lol

[@carlosbalazs2492]

Man, that's gotta be the lamest game show I've ever seen

[@SomebodyCalledDani]

siikaha on pike eli se sanois 2 kilo pike

[@finnishboy9979]

Pike=hauki ja Whitefish=siika

[@zozosribbon1019]

its not two kilos its actually eight kilos

[@jarnorallimopo2932]

No! Kahen (2) and kaheksan (8) do sound similar though! The world record whitefish is only 6 kilos, so eight would be a monumental event.

[@DoctorDike]

​​@@jarnorallimopo2932as a finn i can confirm that it was 2 kilos

[@jax99888]

Se on 2 kilon siika

[@TirzaBoi]

Its 2, actually 1.6

[@MonstroxCloud]

Its actually 5,237 kilos

[@spurgu9769]

I always cringe when people translate Finnish memes.. it just doesn't work.