Always when I get asked why I love Alestorm so much I answer: "Because they sing only about very real and relatable stuff and the way they present it also matches being very real and relatable". I stand by my words.
It amazed me that half of alestorm songs are epic pirate songs and the other half beyond drunk songs that don't give a fuck. Yet its always a guess wich song is wich.
Fun story from one of their concerts: Chris noticed that there were more children at the venue than usual. He followed this observation with "Let's teach 'em some new words, yeah?" and started playing this.
This is why I love Alestorm. When I first read the title with the Parental Advisory logo, I knew that this is going to be good. I wasn't disappointed. This is my new favorite song
Listened to the new album on the drive into work......had to check the lyrics on my phone as soon as I got in. Didn't risk doing it on the work computer. I fully approve.
@@Trevors_Dragons The trick would be explaining how Christopher Bowes, Alestorms lead singer and Christopher Bowes (Zargothrax) Keyboards of Gloryhammer are different people.
when the VFX guy says he's gonna make the low budget video in Blender, and the lead singer says "sure, I wanna be in a blender" I am not complaining, this is what I signed up for :)
I just discovered this song while taking a shower. Shortly after I found this video. Alestorm truly is a piratical band of outrageous proportions. And can we get an F for Chris having been turned into a well and true bloody mary.
Dawg, I was working on some school stuff, when i heard the lyrics. I'm like 'Hmm? What did Chris just say?' So i went to this tab and surprise surprise, he said the exact words I thought he did. LMFAO!🤣
I don't care if some distant civilization has time travel or a Dyson sphere or something lame like that We are by far the most gifted and advanced beings in the universe, for we invented pirate metal
In the specific scenario where I'm reincarnated in another world and I have to fight a goddess and my highest technically is cannons, I will instruct them to aim there specifically.
Always when I get asked why I love Alestorm so much I answer: "Because they sing only about very real and relatable stuff and the way they present it also matches being very real and relatable".
I stand by my words.
"put your dick in a blender"
pure poetry right there
It amazed me that half of alestorm songs are epic pirate songs and the other half beyond drunk songs that don't give a fuck. Yet its always a guess wich song is wich.
this is a bit inbetween
What do you mean "other" half?
Most are both.
@@Llortnerofyes
Fun story from one of their concerts:
Chris noticed that there were more children at the venue than usual. He followed this observation with "Let's teach 'em some new words, yeah?" and started playing this.
In Dallas he opened the song asking how many kids were there and the reminded everyone that they are a kid friendly band.
I was there for that one in Colorado
Hell, I've seen five year olds running in a store yelling, "FFFUUUUUUCK!!!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh wow how fun!!! You're obviously easily entertained because this is pathetic, do you hang out at the reniassnce faire too!? 😮😂
@@BeefSupreme-vk9szas a matter of fact I do, what of it?
This is why I love Alestorm. When I first read the title with the Parental Advisory logo, I knew that this is going to be good. I wasn't disappointed. This is my new favorite song
Every few days it comes across in my dreams...
"You are well and truly very fucked"
That's some Monty Python-esque line
English teachers love this line cuz it's so deep
profile pic brothers lol
@gaberlencek9316 goated
Didn't think they'd match Anchor but they did
how awkward chris looks throughout this entire video is amazing
I think it's the I got lost in the gay dolphin shirt
@@anzerupnik1442 si bil na Gloryhammer pred kratkim?
@@anzerupnik1442 that shirt is an essential part of his look and I love it
thought the same....awkwardly dancing in a blender or something, surrounded by rubber ducks...best video haha
He looks like he's being held at gunpoint
Listened to the new album on the drive into work......had to check the lyrics on my phone as soon as I got in.
Didn't risk doing it on the work computer.
I fully approve.
"Get drunk and dig for treasure"
"On the quest that lasts forever"
[Hootsforce Arise]
Alestorm gloryhammer crossover?
@@Trevors_Dragons Quest for the Rumhammer.
@@richardgonzalez6409 Well, that's one way to get smashed.
@@Trevors_Dragons The trick would be explaining how Christopher Bowes, Alestorms lead singer and Christopher Bowes (Zargothrax) Keyboards of Gloryhammer are different people.
@@eviljagtech Ah, but for the purpose of the crossover, do they NEED to be? =)
That's exactly how I dance to any metal I hear
Well I hope you never hear any Necrophagist
this is my favorite band
mine TOO🧡
Definitely up there for me lmao
Can y'all upload the green screen footage of Chris.
What do you mean? He's clearly standing in a real blender. RIP
@@Alestorm RIP his peen
@@Alestorm Rip brother 😔🙏
This is the most jovially violent song I've ever heard. I've had it on repeat for 2 days straight.
I love how P.A.R.T.Y got Disney level animation and Cannonball got... this.
Disney, after dark
Fucked by an anchor part 2. Absolutely brilliant, job well done lads🤘🏻
NO SENSE WITH THE SONG BUT I ALSO LOVE NANCY THE TAVERN WRENCH!
You know it's bad when even napalm records didn't want to put it on their official channel and alestorm had to put it on their own channel
And it's the only t-shirt that's censored on the store 😅
@@RobAmbidgeholly shit yes... how i saw it.... now i need one!!!
It's probably because they got fruit punch on the rubber duck at the end.
I think you meant, "You know it's good when..."
@@FriedBob agreed, he obviously has no clue at all.
when the VFX guy says he's gonna make the low budget video in Blender, and the lead singer says "sure, I wanna be in a blender"
I am not complaining, this is what I signed up for :)
I can perfectly imagine Alestorm writing this for saint valentine's day
I laughed and said "what the fuck" at least a dozen times. Absolutely masterful.
Same here lol
What the *duck
"Fire at will!"
People named Will: 🏃
😂😂😂
Will Smith like, "fuck"
@@gkiss2030 yesss
Kid named fire:
@@VNdoug Kid named at: 🗿
When humanity meets an alien race in the future and they want to know what high art is, I’m showing them this video. Absolutely masterful
Dooming humanity one power metal song at a time
They would headbang to it ofc
I love how chris is giving the duck the OH, YOU meme face through this entire thing
Hahaha Elliot the Duck
I just discovered this song while taking a shower. Shortly after I found this video. Alestorm truly is a piratical band of outrageous proportions. And can we get an F for Chris having been turned into a well and true bloody mary.
I want this to be played on my funeral
this, but dedicate it to your abuser :)
they can't sue you for threats when you're dead :D
*How did Chris manage to look as awkward as possible will stay a mystery.*
I don’t think a cannonball is going to fit in there.
Youd be suprised
Well, not with that attitude... 😒
I love the Parental Advisory on the thumbnail, with the implication that the parent in question is Chris's mum.
Can't wait to see this live😂
I almost forgot about parental advisory logos. I saw a bunch of those around my highschool years. 😅
Shout out from Sauna Finland! keep it coming!
"Hell yeah, that's some happy Pirate Metal, I will show it to everyone!"
...
"Ok. No. No I won't. Good Lord."
Chris out here giving off big "I don't know what to do with my hands" energy
With the look on his face, and the way this was shot. I am sure he wasn't wearing pants when they shot this.
I'm loving the 'year 6 disco' level dance moves
Dawg, I was working on some school stuff, when i heard the lyrics. I'm like 'Hmm? What did Chris just say?' So i went to this tab and surprise surprise, he said the exact words I thought he did. LMFAO!🤣
I unironically love this song
Alestorm rubber duck merch when!
I think i need to stop dropping acid. That duck was totally screaming at me
That solo is way too damn epic. If I’m gonna do anything with cannonballs and blenders, I’m at least glad I get to do it to that solo.
I can’t believe this legend owns Gloryhammer
Wait wot?
@@Mwilli2132 DUDE HE IS LITERALLY ZARGOTHRAX 😭😭
@@SaltRockz
Chris started Gloryhammer.
Chris Bowes is the most prestigious poet and performer of our time
I'm glad to see the "I got lost at the Gay Dolphin"-shirt return!
people of YT, I present to you, greatness with funny lyrics. What a vibe for at least 4 years
Been a fan of Alestorm for years and I finally got to see them for the first time last Friday. So glad they played this song!!
The things Lord Zargothrax must do to be able to fund his wars
they used my favorite word, forevermore
Album is a banger, love it
It was so amazing when they played this live!
I LOVE this song. Great album too.
This needs to be played live! Especially in Australia!
i LOVE THIS BAND SO SO MUCH.
Seeing you guys at rock city in feb
I don't care if some distant civilization has time travel or a Dyson sphere or something lame like that
We are by far the most gifted and advanced beings in the universe, for we invented pirate metal
Most inclusive song 2022
the duck on stage was just brilliant. thank you for coming o sweden alestorm, best sweden rock festival ever!
3:49, this can be a joke on the game High on life.
This is the best music video I have seen in a long time
I can't say I expected the chorus to be what it is.
Its hootsforce! Hoots! Anybody catched gloryhammer guitar intro? (He is involved, or at least was involved in gloryhammer)
Of course he is, he's the evil wizard Zargothrax after all.
All hail Zargothrax! 🤘
A masterpiece. How could it not be?
The raunchiest and most offensive songs are always the catchiest lol. See also: "Hasa Diga Ebowai".
I just love this band. Seen them live a few weeks ago, made my year. What fun. And this one simply is fun again.
i noticed they are playing like 2 hours from where i live soon, to absolutely no one's surprise, the show is sold out, i want to see them live one day
i've been on a wheelchair for 5 years, but i managed to stand up just to turn the volume up...
Now that was an auditory masterpiece if I ever heard one.
This feels kinda like a sequel to Fucked with an Anchor.
That was epic 😆!
Yo! Ho! Yoho! Everytime I watch this I keep this big smile whole day. Awesome song :)
Awesome tune
Alestrom never lets us down
I never thought you'd top Buckfast Powersmash until I heard this track. Scottish Pirate Metal forever!!!! (I may be a bit drunk)
You need to be an extremely clever and funny guy to think of this song and music video hahaha love it
It's like Fucked With An Anchor, Mexico and Pegleg Potion had a 3 way love child
I love everything about this song and video.
HOOSTFORCE ARISEEEEEE 0:23
Every day Alestorm surprises me again... AMAZING💚
i cant stop laughing at this. i love the insane pirate metal and this video reminds me of the cheesy dumb MTV videos from the early 1980's.👍👍👍👍👍
I can't wait to see these guys play live in the other Perth this november
I was there, how good was it!
Chris, your look here is so stupid and fun! Thanks, now i just can't be shy anymore :)
Can't stop watching this 🤣😂🤣😂 you're the best 🤟🔥🦆
Pirate Metal Forevver Yeah the new album the Hammer I lool forward to seeing you at the Summer breeze this Year keep going
This song helped me beat my now EX-suicidal tendencies, thank you Chris.
Chris looks like he's at a concert, surrounded by people high as shit and trying to blend in.
Very good dance.
Napalm is missing out by not wanting this masterpiece
In the specific scenario where I'm reincarnated in another world and I have to fight a goddess and my highest technically is cannons, I will instruct them to aim there specifically.
Chris is a fucking loon! Not laughed so much for ages. Alestorm you truly are one of a kind and I love you for it!
One of my favourite alstorm songs now. 😂😂
Well if Alestorm says so...
Update: my blender hurts
Cannon balls are so heavy.
Cannonball❤
Yeah.🤘
That giant duck has seen some things...
The duck singing along is hilarious. 🤘
Cooperative run in "Sea of Thieves" in one song.
My Favorite from the Album 🤘
Stick your …..in the blender!😂😂🤣🍺🍺love it
Wait, a man cursed with an unquenchable thirst for excessively violent murder originating in Paraguay? Pentahook, is that you?
Lmfao, this is amazing. Haven't laughed this hard at an Alestorm song since Fucked with an Anchor
I thought that Alestorm couldn't outdo 'Fucked With An Anchor'. I was clearly wrong!
Why is it so good tho 🤣