Adam Hills - The Dutch Are Nicer Than Canadians

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  • #AdamHills is confused by #Montreal politics and has a theory that the #Dutch might overtake #Canadians as the most polite people in the world.
    Adam Hills stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2014.
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  • @annevh9315
    @annevh9315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    The funniest thing to me is that I am Dutch and also did not understand what hymen was and still uncomfortably wanted to laugh at the joke, just like his Dutch audience.
    Also his Dutch impression was hysterical(ly bad)

    • @Snibble
      @Snibble 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same... well I didn't try to laugh tho. And his impression was pretty good! For someone from Denmark or Sweden :)

    • @JenovaDoll
      @JenovaDoll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's the Dutch accent from Austin Powers

    • @DForce26
      @DForce26 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know... And I laughed 😁

    • @hb-kw4mr
      @hb-kw4mr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hetzelfde hahah

    • @SimplyLimbo
      @SimplyLimbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JenovaDoll they gave goldmember also this 'sj' sound.

  • @jeschoofs
    @jeschoofs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Im dutch and im surprised other country’s don’t just laugh at everything

    • @kevinTG554
      @kevinTG554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Niks gaat serieus hier

    • @merlijnslewe9278
      @merlijnslewe9278 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zelfde

    • @garyesajas
      @garyesajas 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Niet grappig

    • @zoeycassidy194
      @zoeycassidy194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As an Afrikaner we laugh at everything 😂

    • @zoeycassidy194
      @zoeycassidy194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aaha South Africans laugh at everything so much there’s memes about our president being made whilst he’s still talking on tv.

  • @donelsw6676
    @donelsw6676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "And apparently there's a Canadian mafia and they run this town am I right?......... no one wants to talk about it okay". I find this absolutely hilarious 🤣

  • @LDN_MZK
    @LDN_MZK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "a bit of plastic and a pen". Great Punch, I coughed my coffee into my hand.

  • @orionstrongman2656
    @orionstrongman2656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Read the comments, nobody picked it. His Dutch impression is modelled off of Johan van der Smut, aka Goldmember (Austin Powers 3). You see he is Aussie and in his 40's, so yeah his reference would be derived from Johan van der Smut. Even the laugh is exactly like Mike Myers' fictional character (awkward laugh) hahahaha (clapping hands).. Goldmember...

  • @thesolomonsagas4416
    @thesolomonsagas4416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the 'maybe he will move on' accent was ON SPOT!! so funny!

  • @TTTzzzz
    @TTTzzzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Don't make fun of the Dutch, you will regret it.

    • @Ongevraagd
      @Ongevraagd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Peter Tholen yeh we will make a random island with powerfull water cannons and destroy a city

    • @tb9087
      @tb9087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Peter Tholen Why is that? Are the Dutch not familiair with humor?

    • @Ongevraagd
      @Ongevraagd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      T B are YOU familiar with humor? ;-;

    • @tb9087
      @tb9087 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ongevraagd I think so

    • @renejagers743
      @renejagers743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tb9087 clearly the joke fell into the water

  • @kevinpronk123
    @kevinpronk123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    G E K O L O N I S E E R D

  • @NLTops
    @NLTops 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Pretty funny skit but it's clear to any Dutch person that he doesn't know our culture at all. xD We are known for our directness which to some other cultures comes across as straight up rudeness. We don't like bullshit. You can make shit look like chocolate, but it will still smell like shit.

  • @lv8708
    @lv8708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Grappig als het uitgelegd moet worden. Hilariteit alom.

  • @You-mr3lo
    @You-mr3lo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    It's THE NETHERLANDS!!!!!!!!!!!
    Not holland.. Holland are just 2 provinces of the Country

    • @Anna-loves-you
      @Anna-loves-you 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dat zeggen alleen zeikerds die niet in de Randstad wonen 😂😂😂

    • @You-mr3lo
      @You-mr3lo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Anna-loves-you dat zijn er nog altijd meer dan de inwoners van Holland, vriend.

    • @Tyronejizz
      @Tyronejizz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@You-mr3lo met de economische kracht van een dood paard

    • @TomGamerMC
      @TomGamerMC ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Anna-loves-you you may be thinkin its a good life, its rlly not

    • @jannetteberends8730
      @jannetteberends8730 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He probably was only in Holland. (Amsterdam)

  • @ninakempenaar6085
    @ninakempenaar6085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I am Dutch and I do know what that is😂. The dutch accent is not accurate at all btw.

    • @MA-ck4wu
      @MA-ck4wu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It actually is. Pay attention to the ''S''- sound.

    • @dreamingng6752
      @dreamingng6752 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MA-ck4wu bro it isnt

  • @patriciarimke
    @patriciarimke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yep, I'm Dutch and didn't know the word🤣🤣🙈

  • @levischuurmans9400
    @levischuurmans9400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love the fact I had to look up the joke just now.
    I'm Dutch. 😂

  • @sibylsaint
    @sibylsaint 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I think it's great that his phone-grabbing joke bombed. Grabbing another person's phone and airing their dirty laundry?? Nevermind that it was the phone company. It's still creepy and invasive and I would be absolutely pissed.

    • @heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy
      @heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boo hoo have a cry mate lmao

    • @rafox66
      @rafox66 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy That's the thing you see, if you do not respect boundaries you will end up being the one that's crying.

  • @kickssass
    @kickssass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    im Dutch and i thought hymen was ass. and ass is pretty much allways funny in a joke. so i laugh.

  • @Bb0909sh7
    @Bb0909sh7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    the dutch accent is so wrong

    • @SimplyLimbo
      @SimplyLimbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ikr ? I dont know where people get this SJ sound from. If there is one nation who can speak write and read english properly its the dutch by a far stretch.

    • @BanlieueBaby
      @BanlieueBaby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SimplyLimbo Only dutch ppl think they speak good english.. yh for a non english country they decent but comparing yourself w/ english speaking nations is laughable.

    • @SimplyLimbo
      @SimplyLimbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@BanlieueBaby obviously you never have been in Holland. Im Dutch, i speak english perfectly, write it, and understand irish, english accents, australian, etc. I read Shakespeare, Lord Byron, Miltons Paradise lost, T.S. Elliot, and many more.
      But lets assume i didnt... i still speak 4 other ones, and most europeans at least 2 or 3, like the Dutch.
      So when you, yourself, can have a conversation in a foreign language, and master some others, your're allowed to school me...
      And not "only dutch ppl think they speak good english"...

    • @Denz2799
      @Denz2799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BanlieueBaby the thing is, the accent is still completely wrong😂. It doesn't make any sense. A Dutch person speaking English with a Dutch accent doesn't sound remotely like this guy.

    • @MA-ck4wu
      @MA-ck4wu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Denz2799 They do, it's the ''S'' sound.

  • @newjones1754
    @newjones1754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I don't get the joke of Misty the swimmer.
    oh i should have waited a minute.

  • @moow950
    @moow950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Haha..that’s a Scottish accent 😁

  • @MA-ck4wu
    @MA-ck4wu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dutch people overestimate their level of English. I bet they didn't get most of the other jokes that night, either.

  • @TheKeystoneChannel
    @TheKeystoneChannel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am Dutch, but I don't get the joke ....I thought it was a puzzle we needed to figure out...I still haven't

  • @sebastianyang3579
    @sebastianyang3579 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The opening is so Australia

  • @Nowaynoway50
    @Nowaynoway50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wtf is that accent . He sound like sid from ice age

  • @RedbadvanRijn-ft3vv
    @RedbadvanRijn-ft3vv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    He should take a lesson from Hans Teeuwen.
    His jokes are so ,,,i would say 60s.
    But damn,we had monty phyton back then.
    So its back in stone age a gues

  • @AvneetKaur-ow7vj
    @AvneetKaur-ow7vj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I just know the hymen of biology related to female reproductive system apart from that Idk what you meant

    • @sibylsaint
      @sibylsaint 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's the joke. They have the name of a female body part.

    • @dcmastermindfirst9418
      @dcmastermindfirst9418 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes. Anyone with an IQ of 98 knows what that is

  • @CJ_Pharaoh
    @CJ_Pharaoh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I don't know why but . . .
    I'm getting Liam neeson vibes . . .

  • @Raycheetah
    @Raycheetah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Yes, but (and I'm asking this as an American), who the hell is Roger? =0[.]o=

    • @softlightlaboratory
      @softlightlaboratory 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're gay now

    • @Raycheetah
      @Raycheetah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@softlightlaboratory Is that how you cruise for new boyfriends? Good luck with that! =^[.]^=

    • @softlightlaboratory
      @softlightlaboratory 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Raycheetah see your gay and no body likes you...

  • @Jfat69
    @Jfat69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    don't impersonate dutch if you don't get it....

  • @MeVsMyLife
    @MeVsMyLife 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this

  • @roy_for_real2674
    @roy_for_real2674 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    we don't learn those words first indeed

  • @SimplyLimbo
    @SimplyLimbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Maagdenvlies lol

  • @y-complex2379
    @y-complex2379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    jaja, tuurlijk lmao

  • @Widdekuu91
    @Widdekuu91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Exactly the same as his other (already uploaded) video. Same intonation and everything.
    So not to be rude, but I've already seen literally everything, on another channel, about 5 years ago.

  • @jochumm6099
    @jochumm6099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dat zijn wij zeker.

  • @gradeacontent-o1751
    @gradeacontent-o1751 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    He's like an australian harland williams

  • @daphnethunnissen
    @daphnethunnissen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Im dutch😂

  • @Florensr
    @Florensr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Why is this guy trying to speak with an German accent? The Dutch don't speak German....

    • @runajxhrxnx1502
      @runajxhrxnx1502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can say that its nether dutch or german

    • @mementomori4817
      @mementomori4817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's an accent from Sweden or Denmark or something but NOT from anywhere near the Netherlands

  • @arrielradja5522
    @arrielradja5522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Me an Indonesian wacth this:🙃

  • @corriedebeer799
    @corriedebeer799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    maagden being dutch for virgin and vlies being dutch for meat. Yep dutch is a pretty descriptive language, maybe a little too descriptive at times

    • @mariadebake5483
      @mariadebake5483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Vlies doesn't mean meat. Which is vlees by the way. Vlies means something like "fleece" or a very thin layer over something like f.e. film that's spread over an item. Not sure if I explained correctly but it's definitifly not meat.

    • @corriedebeer799
      @corriedebeer799 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mariadebake5483 I was thinking about vleis which is meat vlies is more like flesh. Reading is hard

    • @mariadebake5483
      @mariadebake5483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@corriedebeer799 And you don't know much of the dutch language if you think that

    • @bramvanduijn8086
      @bramvanduijn8086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@corriedebeer799 FYI vlees is flesh in Dutch. Fleisch is flesh in German.

    • @OldRhino
      @OldRhino 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Membrane is a more accurate translation.

  • @Ludifant
    @Ludifant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best Dutch accent I ever heard from an australian and even brits. Amazing..

  • @TheNotoriousKRP
    @TheNotoriousKRP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Aha ha ha.

  • @Snibble
    @Snibble 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sean Connery is not 30 y.o. :(

  • @sander5457
    @sander5457 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dutch accent not even close

  • @estelleromanova3171
    @estelleromanova3171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What a stupid jokes

  • @jefthabisschop238
    @jefthabisschop238 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol he stole this joke.

    • @ruhalfoyls
      @ruhalfoyls 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      from who? let me guess you seen him do this joke on an other stage and since all white people look alike it has to be aome one els.

  • @blackcorp0001
    @blackcorp0001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Stopped being funny a while back...must of run out of good material

  • @jessevangans2195
    @jessevangans2195 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    it's not even funny

    • @dcmastermindfirst9418
      @dcmastermindfirst9418 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It was hilarious.
      You're probably American

    • @jessevangans2195
      @jessevangans2195 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@dcmastermindfirst9418 No, I'm Dutch. He's trying to imitate a Dutch accent but that's more a German accent. If we don't laugh at your jokes, don't blame us, you're just not funny. Instead of some self-reflection now he wants to be funny at the expense of the Dutch people.

    • @dcmastermindfirst9418
      @dcmastermindfirst9418 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jessevangans2195 Even worse.
      Clogs aren't real shoes.

    • @jessevangans2195
      @jessevangans2195 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dcmastermindfirst9418 🙂