YOUR Assumptions About ME
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 ก.ค. 2024
- YOUR assumptions about ME. What else do you want for my description TH-cam? What would help my SEO? Kpop? I hear that is popular. idk please dont stop promoting my videos. PLEASE!
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00:00 intro
00:57 TH-cam/Fantasy
07:45 Personal
14:41 Love Life
18:01 Random/Politics
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Long live the Goblin Clan!
If he reaches 500k subscribers will it become a horde?
@@MRuby-qb9bd quite possibly!
@@MRuby-qb9bd you misspelled "when"
@@woahitscorrina Shhhhh...don't jinx it!
Daniel have you played the witcher 3 and what are your thoughts on it if you have ?
*Daniel Greene:* "Please don't send me an email, trying to convert me to your religion"
*Me, wanting to talk about our lord and savior Cthulhu:* :'(
You have my attention
Heretic, Yog-Sothoth is the only one worth of worship :3
I would talk to him about my religion of dudeism, but the man made it clear and the dude abides.
Blood for the Blood God
@@marocat4749 😹
*spends 23 minutes showing he's a person with feelings and personality*
My brain: nice video, wheel of time guy
lol
😂
For some reason I read that in Sokka's voice XD
@@curranfrank2854 actually same
@@curranfrank2854 kek same
“There’s no point in debating someone online”, says the person who has a “let’s debate” series on his channel
"I am completely and utterly straight" that didn't age well
I like how people are casting aspersions on his character and work ethic and credibility and stuff, but he gets really triggered when someone claims that he likes ghosts more than goblins.
They can’t even touch things! Dumass! Goblins are so much better!
Hah
@@brendenbrown7666 true that
@@muhammadhashir6136 Dude, I mean who would like Ghosts over Goblins?! Ghosts are dumb always Standing there And Being all "Blah blah blah I want to kill you for living my house Blah blah blah"
There have been more ghosts than goblins on Scooby Doo, Just sayin'...
Carlos Perez Yeah, cuz they’re old men in cheap sheets who look like dorks.
Daniel:,, who puts beans on toast?“
Every British person ever: Am I a Joke to you
I've done it before.... But usually with some cheese sometimes too.
@@kbg12ila yes the cheese is absolutely necessary!
beans on toast is amazing
My dad has beans on raisin toast 🤮
@@cavelynturner169 Ok that's not it but I respect it.
Omg another non-scripter TH-camr! Yay to just hoping for the best!
I feel like most of the ones I gravitate towards are non-scripters. Just feels right!
Hey cutie
I am from Saudi and it is so good to have you as a friend.
Daniel: "I'm not a king or any of that crap, I'm just the disheveled goblin who brings the news."
Me: "Our king is so humble."
Daniel: no, Pips is not by best friend
Pips: I've been tricked, I've been backstabbed, and I've been quite possibly, bamboozled
I thought all cat owners' best friends were their cats. Mine (her name is Hershey) is my best friend
Don’t forget Smeckledorfed! ;)
Pips: I’m revolted, I’m disgusted
He can't he beat friends with Pips because he is Pips slave.
“Don’t make it weird.”
Petition to start calling Daniel “Goblin Daddy.”
Bahahahahaha I second this 🤣
Motion passes
Signed.
That's Goblin ZADDY, thank you very much!
Goblin sempi
Man, I heard "talking trees" and my mind went to Ents.
same...
same 😳
Sweet summer child... I was totally the same place
That was where my brain went, but when he talked about pot, it made sense (because I’m on reddit, where r/trees is about marijuana, and r/marijuanaenthusiasts is about actual arboreal trees
MEE TOO!!!
Daniel: "I'm not bi, totally straight"
Also Daniel: "I like what I like, it's not really consistent"
Cut to a week ago "I'm just bi."
@@davidmernick7360 wait which video
@@Grace-td5dd Not a video. He came out as bisexual on his Twitter back in April.
@@davidmernick7360 It seems like its about not equivocating about his sexuality. Which is consistent with his views.
He finds certain things attractive in men. Or maybe certain men attractive. And could see himself in a relationship in lesser circumstances. So he’s stopped equivocating. He is bi. It needs no qualifiers in his view.
Or that’s how it looks. It does seem like he’s not nearly as into guys. But why is that important to give everyone? Anyway. Idk he could just have realized he’s into peen. Doubt it however.
Yeah, on his Last vídeo about superman bi, he also says "as a Recent Bi...." good for him
I don't need to be straight to have a crush on Kaladin. . . .
Preach
Do you believe in politics and the right and left wing system?
I loves me some grumpy Bridgemen
@@louissaeys6573 bro what?
@@louissaeys6573
Tf
We love a fierce advocate
I read it as avocado
@@Kille483 Whats not to love about fierce avocados!
@@Kille483 avocados with sass
"I'm forcefully advocating for compromise."
-Daniel Greene 2020
They will learn of our peaceful ways, BY FORCE!
My assumption is that you read books
Big if true
I doubt it
Ah yes, this floor is made out of floor
Fake news
" you don't say " ...
"You speak Spanish. Nein." So it is a hard no then.
I cracked up when he said that XD
it made me laugh so so hard after it clicked
Incredible that I, a semi-regular stoner, took 'talking tree's literally and thought 'oh fuck yeah I bet Daniel loves talking trees in fantasy series' instead of you know, weed.
What language do your trees speak?
@@scurrilousss French
@@scurrilousss ask Tolkien
Daniel: "I get a little scared of commitment"
Also Daniel: LOVES Wheel of Time
Let's ignore the fact that he thinks 12 friends is not much...
Fuck
I was also moving high schools so I met a lot of people
There are people who have 12 friends?
@@oswin5775 there are people who have friends?
@@finghinmccarthy5021 😂😭So I've been told. Cannot confirm this.
Haha, I wouldn't want to have that many friends tbh, just a really good one is fine with me.
"I have FRIENDS!!" -Desperate Daniel 2020
They're from Canada. You wouldn't know them.
I died at that part 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just thought of the song "I Have Friends" from "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend".
Another assumption:
When you dared the ghosts to kill you, you actually did feel that slight pinch of fear somewhere deep within you.
Daniel "I hate birds"
Also Daniel "Chicken is the best!"
Best for eating.
To murder and eat
False. Birds, beets, BEST.
Live bird yech, dead bird food.
I’m curious how often you got “You like Wheel of Time”
SO MANY TIMES
Daniel Greene : I am not the king goblin or ruler goblin ...
Me : then wait , does " lord goblin " sound better ?
Disheveled Goblin Wahboss
No.
Daniel: "I'm no lord. I've more respect for myself than that"
The goblin sovreign
Lord Ruler Goblin
"Who puts beans on their toast"
All British people: reeeeeeeeee!
You know someone is competitive when they say they’re “the most competitive person you’ve ever seen.” 😂
"Unfortunately I am not Bi-Sexual"
😂😂😂
As a completely straight guy, I cant help but think that being bi would be really useful.
@@galacticironmike4516 As a staright Guy who has dated Bi Girls and is Friends with most of them still, It's actually Great. Don't wanna be a Dick or anything but there are More Options for dating so that's Helpful. 😅
@@galacticironmike4516 I'm bi myself and it can be quite annoying sometimes. Some girls don't want to date you because they feel that you would cheat on them with a guy or just don't feel comfortable being with someone who's attracted to men as well and guys think that you'll eventually settle down with someone from the opposite sex. And that's just about relationship, let me not even bother with other people who claim you're just confused 🤦♂️
"Unfortunately I am not Bi-Sexual" ... yet. (just kidding, trying to hold onto that ONE sliver of hope.)
@@atharvadeshpande4749 it’s not the same for bisexual guys. For bisexual girls it’s a plus (more dating options) but being a bi guy sucks. Most girls won’t date you because of it. Most bi guys I know just don’t tell anyone they date that they’re bi.
"Who puts beans on toast?"
Me sat in Britain: "everyone...its a staple of a fry up breakfast"
I think America doesn’t have baked beans, or they really suck. Beans on toast is soooo good!
We have bbq baked beans. They're a side dish in most dinners but they are seen as dinner food. Most Americans find putting them on toast weird.
Bake beans are amazing, but they are absolutely a dinner food, and should be served as a side dish for meats
Beans is the one food I don’t eat
When he gave his response to that one I instantly was like "oooooooooooh, gonna have some British viewers in the comments with some things to say"
>perfect jawline
>immaculate hair
>reviews fantasy
>is socialist
Chad Green stays winning
I need someone with video editing skills to take 17:28 -- 17:40 and then follow it up with his tweet where he comes out as bisexual with the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme playing over it
"you support lgbt rights"
"Yes! In other words, I'm not a dick" 😂 your delivery has me cracking up
In my opinion the only funnier line was the one about sex being the greatest thing
I disagree with him about the right. Everyone on the right IS inherently racist.
@@funkle2645 everyone on the left is racist. I’ve rarely met anyone form the right who was actually racist. I’ve seen a lot more racists from the left honestly.
@Odorless Kingsford nah hes right. Critical race theory is a big thing on the left, and it's basically left wing racism.
@@funkle2645 that's a gross generalization.
Ngl if until I saw this I would've assumed he was someone who got married straight out of high-school to his high-school sweetheart (not a hate comment that's a compliment)
He does give off some wholesome vibes, doesn’t he?
"I don't want to be some non tactile f*ck" hands down the best thing I've heard Daniel say
"im straight" for like five minutes of the video.....: well that's changed
Quick assumptions!.... “You’re a Goblin, Daniel....”. Ok now going to watch the video.
The Goblin behind our disheveled Goblin have some other opinion.
He's two gablins in a human suit
I think the you like talking trees might have been in reference to " What language do your trees speak?"
Oops
That's what i thought then he answered about pot and I was confused
Same
wow your reviews are so coherently expressed, I’m surprised to hear you don’t script them. Being articulate like that is a skill honestly. Props to you
Love how much youve opened up in the past year, and really seem to be more yourself on camera
"Who puts beans on their toast?!"
*winces in british*
It's a staple of uni food, also quite nice with lots of cheese!
I totally eat them together, but I'm concerned about soggy toast. That's why I stick to butter and jam/honey - stuff that stays mostly on top of the toast.
@@MagusMarquillin honestly the toast doesn't really get a lot soggier than just putting a lot of butter on. Though it does depend on the type of bread.
"Who puts beans on toast?" The British. Something really went wrong with that island.
Awesome food, 👍
Hey!! I feel attacked by this. 😂😂
I had beans on toast for lunch today.
hey dis are comfort food!!
The Brits conquered half the planet to find things to make their food taste better, hated all of them, and decided beans and toast were good enough
I started following you for the fantasy news and reviews, but now I watch all your vids for your attitude and personality. Keep up the good work!!
Thank you Daniel. You made me laugh this morning and that is not an easy thing to do when one is experiencing the challenges brought upon us by this pandemic. Thank you again and thank you for bringing a breath of fresh air to my mornings.
The ghost did kill Daniel at 7:04. The ghost took his shape and made the rest of the video. It edited out the murder scene. RIP Daniel
That was not a ghost that was one of the things from mistborn that eat and recreate ppl!
A Kandra
As a UK guy, it's weird to me that anyone WOULDN'T put beans on toast
As a Brit, ngl, I hate beans
Dude beans on Toast is the best Breakfast ever. My mum just makes them delicious.
I'm another (half-American) Brit who doesn't like beans but it's weird to me Daniel didn't know this is a thing Brits do
This is why we declared independence
I've heard that baked beans are different in the US than the UK. So maybe thats why Americans find it so strange idk
This was a fun video to watch! I even got one of my submissions answered! Thanks for the great content as usual Daniel! Because of you I just picked up WOT after taking a 5 year break.
I found your channel recently and you have become one of my favorite TH-camrs in a matter of months. You got me into the wheel of time and I would just like to say thank you Daniel Greene
Literally everyone in software/tech has imposter syndrome.
To be fair, our entire tech stack is a terrible patchwork of broken garbage, so it's kind of justified.
I think this has to do with early assumptions in college that every system/software is designed perfectly and is solid. In reality I've never worked in an IT/Software capacity and not found some code with a comment like so //Works, but barely
The only assumption I had about Daniel before this video was that he starts ranking book covers when out drinking with his friends. Then they have to be like “Not here, Daniel.”
That's why he knows his limits so well. :P
Thanks Daniel! New to this channel and loving it!
dan im happy ur here. u and merphy are always a highlight of my youtube week.
The Goblin Slayer wants to know your location.
Damn, I didn't see the call out for this. Would absolutely have written that you are a tender lover
😘😘
Thank you for being so open on your channel, this was lots of fun to hear you talk about your personal life. (Also keep the Goblin Clan going)
"please dear god don't send me an email trying to convert me" made me snort out loud with the use of god.
"Hi Daniel,
I hope this e-mail finds you well
X religion is the only real one,
love God"
My assumption is that you got retweeted by Stephen King
You can just tell
Still watching
This is wonderful. Thank you for all you do.
19:04 "You speak Spanish." "Nein" that got me good ;D
I love these miscellaneous personal videos. More please, you’re a fun person to listen to!
This was such a great video. I’m totally the same when it comes to being mellow some days & completely bat shit crazy others. Even hour to hour! Maybe it’s the depression but wow my mood/energy swings are insane
You are incredibly entertaining, with new insights about a topic I enjoy. Keep it up.
No software engineer feels like they deserve it. Even the very best ones still seem to have the core of insecurity, like they'll be found out any time. I feel you buddy.
You said the thing you’re most pretentious about isn’t books...now I need to know what it is
I want to know too!
🎥
Nice I'm a bit pretentious about film too lol. I try not to be though
WE ARE THE GOBLIN CLAN!!! LONG LIVE THE GOBLINS! GOBLINS THAT WATCH TH-cam TOGETHER STAY TOGETHER!
This might be my favorite video yet! I love your book reviews but what makes me watch your reviews, instead of others, is your personality and this shows that a lot, you are also hilarious, this one of the first times I can honestly type lol. The goblin ghost reaction was pretty fantastic 😂
Love your videos Daniel! Glad I found you on this wild site. Hope you continue to grow for a long time!!
You're one of the most professional youtubers ,I've came across
The love life section was so akward... i could see the life flicker out of Daniel's eyes
If I can just say Daniel, I found your channel while reading The Wheel of Time. I was crazy in love with the series and I was so excited to find videos that weren't dry and boring. I was like "whoa, I need a few minutes. I need to go watch this TH-cam video".
I appreciate your existence.
Talking about mental health slays the stigma and empowers others to talk about it too.
I enjoy your channel. You’re a cool guy and I enjoy your channel a lot. You say it like you see it, even if it’s unpopular. I appreciate that. This was a fun video. Thanks for making it.
Well engineering does get stressful at times even to people like me who love their work. Even there I feel stuck in a creative rut.
Maybe it happens everywhere and with most people.
You seem like a fantastic son being so supportive of your mum.
The ghost v goblin escalation was perfect 😂😂
Totally agree about being open about mental health. People who don't experience depression and/or other mental health concerns need to be able to put a face with things. It helps to keep it real for people and helps highlight how there is no one mode that all people with depression fall into. It's helped me since I've been more open about my own struggles with depression and ADHD.
I've never really watched much of your content, I only just "found" you recently but this video just raised my opinion of you so much.
Today's early surprise. My assumption is that this will be a great video.
I was a little hoping that, to "and you like talking trees", you'd say "I do like the Ents, sure"
Your channel is top notch! Thanks for your work.
This was so fun! I love that you love musicals. That was a surprise! Thanks for sharing. I totally laughed out loud.
"If you gotta a problem with Canada gooses, you gotta problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate."
Just kidding, love me an opportunity to throw in Letterkenny quotes. Fan that is a psychotherapist here. Your genuineness is very refreshing, your subjective honesty is admirable, and your evolution in this field has been awesome to watch. Continue being you, man. Thanks for getting me into high fantasy again.
I knew homie smoked.
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
I just really enjoyed your reactions in this video. Especially some of the expressions and noises you made. You're a very expressive person.
Also, heck yes to the egalitarian goblin clan.
Your channel got me to take up wheel of time again. I never finished it when I read it in the school library as a teen and now 10 years later I started getting into it because of your channel. I didn’t want to read Brandon Sandersons work on it because it felt non canon. I am glad I have, so thank you man!
"I don't want to be some non-tactile F***!!"
I am dying hahaha
“Who puts beans on toast?!”
People from the UK: And I took that personally.
Daniel is a comrade! this is the best news I could have learned from this video.
I love love love that you embrace nihilism with positivity. I find it so freeing, so joyful.
Daniel saying he's straight but two years after this video, he said mentioned he's Bi many times in his recent vids.
"I don't like feathery creatures"
*Unlike*
(sad dinosaur noises)
My cockatiel is triggered.
This was hilarious, Thank You Daniel!
Re: the last thought - You proudly display your gold on the shelves behind you!!!
Love these videos Daniel keep it up!
Please do a draw my life... not a weird guy who likes to get to know personal facts, if it is uncomfortable than don’t! But still I want to know what goblins do
As a lesbian I really appreciate your unapologetic support of LGBT rights, thank u and tell your moms I said hi 🌈
Thanks, this just made me smile a lot :)
“i am not bisexual i am straight” we know better now 🤭🤭🤭
Wait, really? When?
@@Child_of_the_Void wdym?
@@daystain Did he come out as bi later?
@@Child_of_the_Void yes
I had no idea Brittany was your girlfriend! I watch some of her videos! Awww that makes me so happy to know ☺️
To hear your dyslexic.. I can't. I know so few people that are dyslexic and readers as our existence is sorter of a contradiction. To see that its never held you back is a great comfort, thank you for sharing
I enjoy your content thoroughly. Good mix between funny and informative
Official Daniel's Title:
The Goblin on Time's Wheels