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Imagine a rhino with the size of an elephant and the intelligence of an elephant with little tusk on its mouth it would be fading hippo gangs like a depressed backhoe Edit: I forgot that if rhinos did have intelligence first thing they will do is make an eye care center and get some glasses so add decent vision to the monstrosity
“To a koala, consent is a social construct and they do not live in a society” Bruh, probably the most long winded but well put way to describe those little shits
@@ezcheezy8875 are there manatees in the same environment as hippos? If not then the alligator doesn’t think it’s a hippo because it doesn’t know what a hippo is
I read a quote from Dostoyevsky that said: “People talk sometimes of a bestial cruelty, but that's a great injustice and insult to the beasts; a beast can never be so cruel as a man, so artistically cruel. The tiger only tears and gnaws, that's all he can do. He would never think of nailing people by the ears, even if he were able to do it.” That was a fucking lie.
Yeah, pretty much, most animals that get some level of intelligence become monsters. If a dolphin had thumbs they would, with no doubt, create weapons just to torture other animals.
Fun fact: crocodiles are so perfect at being hunters the only nerf nature gave it for over 10,000 years was making it smaller. (Yes crocodiles used to be much bigger)
Well, not really a nerf Being smaller means being more nimble, crocodiles are already pretty fucking big and bulky The bigger an animal is the more food it needs, being smaller means that survival is easier
My sister used to have peacocks 🦚 and she would give me the shed feathers. She also had a tiger named Tasha. What a beautiful cat she was. Thank you so much for sharing my daily lesson on animals that will end you. 😊
@@owenmaleski2203 Yknow that cows actually like eating small birds, right? And deer that have just given birth are known to eat stuff like birds and insects as to get extra protein, of course, eating too much meat would be bad, but its not like they just exclusively eat plants. Nothing in nature is black and white, man. I respect your veganism, but I thought that I should let ya know.
I watched a video where a pelican halfheartedly attempted to eat a capybara, which only seemed to annoy the capybara slightly as it was much too large to fit in the pelican's mouth.
Alligators and manatees are the cutest animals together. They’re both cute and the gator doesn’t brutally maul the manatee. It may be a sea potato, but clearly the gator doesn’t think it is.
@@God-ch8lq Dunno if thats necessarily the reason because gators definitely hunt animals wayyy pass their size. It probably has to do with meat taste and nutrients, the same way humans arent on the menu of many animals because we have such low quality meat.
@@gearguts7259 i heard human tastes like veal, or pork both are tasty oh, and the reason 99% of predators avoid us. is because wer'e gangster chimps if 100 chimps team up, there's gonna be 30 heavily injured chimps and 70 mangled corpses if 100 humans team up, they can kill pretty much any animal on this planet with nothing but spears and brains, yes, even polar bears, a polar bear's got nothing on 100 well-trained spearmen human shoulders are built for throwing things, were the best primates at yeeting pointy sticks at stuff from far away also i read on national geographic that human bites arefar stronger than u think, a 3d model of human skulls has shown that humans dont have 162 psi bites, it's more like 230, some cab reach over 400 if youre under stress, i can reach 412 when im right after a panic attack (measured it, also been practicing my bite force in case i'd need to travis the chimp someone) we don't have a sagital crest like other primates so only our lower jaw muscles help w/ biting, cuz we needed room for bigger brains, but if we were the size of gorillas, we'd have 2750 psi bites, even w/o a sagittal crest accordibmng to that study (gorillas have like 1800-ish iirc), cuz human mouths are crazy efficient for a primate,we have wayy less muscle in our jaws than other apes (no sagital crest),and if u put that into account, per kilo of muscle in there, we got the most efficient chompers of any primate also our mouths are super flithy, human bites always get infected hell i got into a lot of fights, i can chomp your fingers like a carrot sorry flr going on a tangent, it's 2am, and i really don't like the sentiment that human bites, or human physical charecteristics in general are pathetic we also have 3 color receptors in our eyes, most mammals have 2, even some primates (tho its sex-linked, males often have 2 types while femsles have 3), (reindeer have 4), cuz our eyes (and brains) are built for pattern recognition
Anyone surprised someone got brutalized by a swan ought to be reminded that those things are basically giant geese, so peace is certainly never an option for these paddleboat dinosaurs.
When I was 12 I saw a pair of swans on the water, I stepped closer to the shore to get a better look. They immediately started swimming towards me and even my tiny child mind could tell that was a threat and I need to back off asap.
Honestly though. Like I have a dog and she's not some poodle or anything, she's a staffy/american bulldog cross so she's almost the height of a swan. One day when we were at the park she was curious and went up to a swan to sniff it, this thing did not give two shits that some dog is right in its face. Instead it hissed at her, which caused her to run back to me.
Cool I had to put down a swan in self defense just to show how relentless they are once you step in their comfort zone heck you don't even have to be there those things have a personality of a bloodlusted human
Haven’t finished watching yet, but the squeaky dog toy comment made me remember my dog… I couldn’t buy my dog any squeaky toys because she hated biting down on them lol. She would immediately drop it if it squeaked… then pick it up gently enough so that it never made a sound 😂 It got hard to play with her if we only had squeaky toys since she spent way too much time trying to ever-so-gently play with the toy lmao. So we just stuck with doggy ropes and tire toys lol
I love the fact that manatees are so chill that even alligators and crocodiles will just chill with them. They’re so nice that even murder lizards can’t hurt them.
They are not nice! If they see you they will blindly trample you too dead. 0 fucks given. They eat plants but that dose not mean it won't try to bite your head off.
0:39 While true, that might not be the reason as to why. It is wide-known that elephants are remarkly intelligent, to the point where they are able to feel emotions. This is seen when they visit the sites of a loved one's death years after their passing. Meaning they are some of the only animals to suffer from depression, PTSD, and rage. This also goes to explain the rampage: they are attacking out revenge for their loved one's death by poachers. So yeah, when you see an elephant attacking human settlements, just remember the plot of the last Rambo movie and it's basically the same thing.
@Nairu Arts It depends on which animals, really. Crocodiles and alligators show fear/respect by just letting others do anything with them, such as a baby hippo chewing on one of its tail, or the aforementioned sea potatoes.
"You can't see it, but if you look into the rhino's soul sapped eyes, you can tell that this isn't the first time he's been back doored. And it it won't be the last!! " 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Small rant coming in, sorry! The thing about dogs is that they don't fear humans. That may sound barbaric, but the thing about most wild animals is that they know not to get too close to humans unless they're truly ballsy/desperate for food or the human in trespassing in their territory/getting too close to their young. Nine times out of ten, a wild animal will run when seeing a human for various reasons (colorful outfits make us look poisonous, guns and general loud noises, usually going into their territory with other people, i.e. looking like a pack). As conceited as it may sound, humans are considered an apex predator and most natural predators don't want anything to do with us (people of course get revenanted by bears all the time, but getting attacked by a bear is not the most common occurrence when going into the woods.) Dogs are obviously domesticated. Because of that, most dogs (excluding strays typically) don't see humans as a threat and don't care to avoid them. A pack of domesticated dogs is a thousand times more dangerous than any wolf pack. Domesticated dogs will hunt for sport rather than for food and have been known to kill other dogs not for typical reasons (like defending territory, food, or showing who's the alpha) but because said dog was at the wrong place at the wrong time. Same can be said for children since they are usually smaller than the dog. They destroy anything they can get their teeth around--ever seen videos of the pack of dogs tearing apart a car because the owner of said car kicked one of the dogs?--and will eat borderline anything, so any pet that goes outside is fair game. All in all, never decide to just abandon your dogs on the side of the road because they may form a pack and become a homicidal menace in your neighborhood.
That depends on the dog, but yeah, feral dogs or just un-educated dogs can do a lot of horrible shit Russia has a severe feral problem rn In my country there are plenty of stray dogs (we even had a pandemic related to dog poop some time ago), but all of them are very friendly towards humans and other dogs alike because in general the population is nice with them and they rarely need to do desperate stuff for food I've never seen a stray be agressive towards anyone, they just walk by people and love being petted if they are not busy (mostly when begging for food or following other dogs), only real cases of dog attacks are by dogs with a home but that have terrible owners and only due to territorial reasons Where i work they have 5 dogs (used to be more but some passed away), even when in a pack and unkown dogs aproach, they never really fight aside from the Poodle who thinks he's the alpha and is an asshole in general, and never to the point of getting hurt either
In Turkey there are a lot, and i mean a LOT of street dogs. We straight up not euthanize or even capture street animals. I used to live in a place where people would abandon dogs, one day when i was 12 a pack of dogs attacked me. There was like 8 of them. I was waiting for the school bus alone. I ran away as fast as i could but they were catching up to me, then i realized they were afraid of my giant art folder. I used it to chase them and got back into the walls. Oh yeah, they built goddamn walls around houses to protect us from the dogs. So yeah that's why you don't abandon your pets, especially dogs. They will form packs and they will maul people. A kid died from it and his friend was critically injured, he was saved by 3 men with bats.
I've been terrified of dogs ever since I was a child. Whenever I tell people that, they think I'm silly. The rise of information on dogs being potentially dangerous has made me feel vindicated.
@@Miles_Phantasmagoria as a dog lover what op commented about dogs doesn't make me love them any less that's for sure 💀 (of course I still try to avoid dangerous/feral dogs as much as I can though)
Magpies are actually really nice birds besides the fact in birthing season they go haywire on anything and anyone that goes near their nest. You can actually become friends with magpies and when that happens they won’t swoop you during that particular season!
That's true, we befriended a female magpie and for 10 years she always brought her babies to us and we could feed them without her going mental. We could only touch her though... We never tried to touch the babies just incase 😂
Magpies are adorable. I only have Eurasian magpies where I live, so I don't know the terror of swooping. But after all they're just nice orca crows with shiny feathers
So that peacock information gave me chills! I had a wild male peacock sneak up on me (I was 5’2 and 95lbs at the time), while I was standing right in the bay of the emergency room.. I try to believe the bird was just curious and I turned to see it about 3 feet away, right place for a heart attack if it gave me one (I jumped and yelped a noise of surprise).. our other hospital is overrun with turkeys. For a city that is also an island our wild life had quite a range! Considering I have lived and worked in only two cities in my life I have quite a few lucky/interesting animals in the city memories with picture proof..ever think of doing a video about your viewers experiences (tell us how stupid and or lucky we are or fun facts)? Thanks for making my insomnia bearable with your videos!
100% truth about the magpies, though their ability to hold a grudge works both ways. They remember people that are good to them and won't swoop those people. My grandpa has been feeding maggies for 20 years and in that time he's not been swooped once. Parents actually bring their chicks to his place so that they know where the free snacks are :)
Tikka has decided he is a pet. He is most assuredly a magpie! The last time I got sick, he hopped from my room, to the bathroom, then out to the living room, chanting “sick, sick, sick” until my roommate came to check on me Tikka is such a wonderfully smart bird
@@Myreactionwhen_80085 tbh I had a response but then I deleted it because it would have been pointless to break down. Hope you find the answer to your question though 😌
if a chicken kills you for the reason mentioned in the video it should be a legal requirement your epitaph say "killed by a big cock" your memory deserves to be stained for eternity
I heard my dog playing with a rabbit in our back yard. At first I thought he had brought out a squeaky toy. Then I saw what was really going on. You can't unsee that.
"strikes fear in the hearts of anyone who isn't from Florida" lmfao dead ass I could probably find a gator within an hour if prompted and I live in the middle of South Floridian cityscape lolol
No lies detected 😆. I rather deal with trash pandas aka raccoons 🦝 & rut season with deer 🦌. Though there have been rare cougar sightings from trap cams within my city along wooded watersheds that leads to the Missouri or Kansas River. Cougars would be helpful at keeping the deer population down besides permitted bow hunting in Kansas City.
I knew about the dog squeaky toy bit, my dog only has two squeaky toys and they’re her favourites. She hates it when they squeak and if she didn’t cause it (which is usually the case) she’ll rush over and take them to protect them. So yeah she recognises the squeaks as pain and tries to prevent it.
My favorite Animals are gorillas cus they built like they can bench the burj khalifa but altleast they have a moral code and won’t fold any human they see like the chair my uncle sits in when we go out to barbecue also they’re just plain badass
@Brandon Batson I was fucking deceased! Dolphins have been totes as very intelligent and compassionate creatures but they are also notorious rapists and sometimes will troll or bully other sea creatures just for fun. He nailed that shit!
Hey, I have a serious question... Is it even possible to ruin opossums? They're my favorite animal, but this channel has me rethinking my whole existence... Thank you in advance!
@@bringerebrethil6176 Yeah, but it's incredibly rare that humans kill other humans for the purpose of eating them. Most instances of human cannibalism are ritualistic consumption of those who died of unrelated causes (e.g. disease, age, animal attack).
I had a dog growing up who HATED squeaky toys. This same dog loved to chase birds until one day he accidentally killed one, he never chased the birds again. So all told, I think 0:07 checks out. Rest in peace buddy. You would’ve made a terrible hunting dog.
Fun Fact: your chances of being killed by a mouse are low but never zero. *They watch your every move, silently watching, waiting for the right moment* so take care of yourselves out there!
probably why there is a legitimate torture device where rodents are trapped under a bucket strapped to a person. when the bucket is heated up, the rodents frantically chew through the person to escape
@@Titanoooo I had a dog who was abused as a puppy and abandoned in a wild killed animals to eat i found here by a exedent wile driving alone on a mountain roud she was a skeleton skiny and had a large bloody bump on here head i toke here to the vet and after a few months whe was as good as news and happy but traumatised and sence she knows the taste of blood a psycopath i manage to deal with here but one day my aunt exedently left a gait open dog went out on a street and was newer seen agein
Always appreciate when people call out house cats. Feral house cats are arguably the most successful mammal on the American continent after humans and are steadily hunting many native species to extinction. An indoor cat is basically about as "domesticated" as an animal in the zoo.
This is absolutely true. Cats are neither wild nor tame, just as cats are never one thing or the other. It's why big cats are so easily socialised even though they aren't domesticated. Your indoor cat is socialised, not truly tame.
This is because cats aren't domesticated the same way our other animals are, like cattle or even dogs. Cats naturally approached human settlements when these were infested with vermin and the kitties evolved to form social hierarchies and tolerate humans' presence, and since their presence was beneficial to each other they became closer. The housecat is basically our roommate and it can just as well live without us, with its wild instincts practically intact.
It ain't hap'nin': been looking for one of your videos with less than 2000 comments so I can sneak one in: in my dreams.... Just wanted to let you know how much I've enjoyed your videos in the last week. I learned from your channel that you've only been broadcasting since 2020 - and you claim you still don't know what you're doing. Yeah, right! Your formula works and you've got over a million subscribers - and growing. I like how you challenge the viewer to check out your info for himself. Last point: your dry, rapid-fire delivery is arresting - and you always look like you're enjoying a lollypop while narrating because of the tiny microphone you use. You earned my subscription on the second video I saw. Keep on rolling!
I guarantee the confused cat that had a pelican trying to eat it has never even thought about killing any bird ever again and to this day probably gets therapy for it's fear of birds! lmao
I know this is an old video but it reminded me that I'd like you to ruin my favorite animal: everyone's favorite anxiety-laded garbage bandit, the opossum
Moral of the story: every animals, no matter the species, could potentially eat their own offspring "Giraffes are very gay, and if they have twitter, half of them would be cancelled because of grooming" :D
Three years late to the party but- As someone who's owned bearded dragons for years: I've never gotten sick from any of the 3 that i've owned, and this is because it's quite hard to actually get sick from them. Follow 3 basic rules: Clean the tank, go to a good breeder, practice basic hygiene care. You're more at risk of salmonella from their feces than saliva because it's more concentrated in their stomach. I've also never really known any good keepers to actually get sick, and cases didn't start cropping up until the last 2020's and it's due to their growing popularity and soccer moms flocking to the big box stores and doing no actual research when getting one. Going to also take the time and say to never go to petco or petsmart for an animal because they're usually poorly bred and most employees will probably tell you out of date or straight up wrong information about almost any animal you buy. Check your local shelters or animal rescue groups first, but it's not hard to track down a breeder that will do shipping.
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I liked it in spite of the person above
@@nope6008 :O
Clout chaser
It was a joke I didn’t think he would
Thank god Elephants and Rhinos cant interbreed, that child would be a crime against nature
You're giving people ideas.
Elephinos or Rhinephants?
Literally
@@whatchutalmbout depends if who the father is
Imagine a rhino with the size of an elephant and the intelligence of an elephant with little tusk on its mouth it would be fading hippo gangs like a depressed backhoe
Edit: I forgot that if rhinos did have intelligence first thing they will do is make an eye care center and get some glasses so add decent vision to the monstrosity
I feel like the cutest animals have the darkest secrets.
This applies to pokemon as well.
@@atoli16, yep.
*they can look perfect but you don’t know what’s really going on*
Like joe mamma
Except the manatee that thing is just all around adorable. Even the gators think they're cute.
“To a koala, consent is a social construct and they do not live in a society”
Bruh, probably the most long winded but well put way to describe those little shits
1:24 how did that man even get into this situation in order for the damn turtle to think his noodle was a worm 😂😂😂
Do we want to know?
The fact an alligator and manatee are chill with each other is a fact I didn’t think I’d find interesting
😂😂😂For real. He said "sea potato"
It also made me love manatees and alligators even more.
It might be because gators think it's a hippo
@@ezcheezy8875 are there manatees in the same environment as hippos? If not then the alligator doesn’t think it’s a hippo because it doesn’t know what a hippo is
I saw this before watching it
Good thing Sonic is an orphan, or else he would've been a chili dog.
This comment though
yes officer him ther e
Lol
Damn
I one sonic universe sonic is not a orphan but they were abandoned, like if you know what old sonic show I'm talking about
"Homicidal drag turkey" is the best sentence I have ever heard
The squeaky toy fact about dogs makes me feel much better about mine as he hates squeaky toys. He is the best boy.
I read a quote from Dostoyevsky that said: “People talk sometimes of a bestial cruelty, but that's a great injustice and insult to the beasts; a beast can never be so cruel as a man, so artistically cruel. The tiger only tears and gnaws, that's all he can do. He would never think of nailing people by the ears, even if he were able to do it.”
That was a fucking lie.
Yeah, pretty much, most animals that get some level of intelligence become monsters. If a dolphin had thumbs they would, with no doubt, create weapons just to torture other animals.
@@thedeathofabachelor8782 they already torture other animals like their baby dolphins
@@ihavegoodmemes2176 or puffer fish
Well he is right that we are more creul but animals are sick psychopaths to so that lessens the pain
@@user-uc6no9re3n indeed but they still are sick psychopaths
Fun fact: crocodiles are so perfect at being hunters the only nerf nature gave it for over 10,000 years was making it smaller. (Yes crocodiles used to be much bigger)
I play ark I can confirm this
@@papyrateyt2923 do you have any wyverns yet
Well, not really a nerf
Being smaller means being more nimble, crocodiles are already pretty fucking big and bulky
The bigger an animal is the more food it needs, being smaller means that survival is easier
@@ikayotrof703 I do yes, took a long time and a lot of friends deaths and dinosaurs dying
@@papyrateyt2923 ay nice congrats. I haven't played in a long time so theyre probably all dead now...
My sister used to have peacocks 🦚 and she would give me the shed feathers. She also had a tiger named Tasha. What a beautiful cat she was. Thank you so much for sharing my daily lesson on animals that will end you. 😊
I'm concerned how the turtle saw the mans "love noodle"
That vegan teacher: “DoNt EaT aNiMaLiS, aNiMaLs ArE iNoCeNt!”
Mndaiye_97: hold my weird and graphic animal facts
Radical vegan: I don't eat meat because a majority of animals live on plants alone.
(Tapping fingers together) Um, about that...
They be Grapin ever one out here
I wish I could only eat meat and fish
@@owenmaleski2203 Yknow that cows actually like eating small birds, right? And deer that have just given birth are known to eat stuff like birds and insects as to get extra protein, of course, eating too much meat would be bad, but its not like they just exclusively eat plants. Nothing in nature is black and white, man.
I respect your veganism, but I thought that I should let ya know.
The animals: *you are underestimating me homie*
"The disturbing fact is that they are basically the humans of the sea"
Makes sense
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I watched a video where a pelican halfheartedly attempted to eat a capybara, which only seemed to annoy the capybara slightly as it was much too large to fit in the pelican's mouth.
Alligators and manatees are the cutest animals together. They’re both cute and the gator doesn’t brutally maul the manatee. It may be a sea potato, but clearly the gator doesn’t think it is.
i think its too big for the gator to swallow even with a death rol
@@God-ch8lq fair
@@God-ch8lq Dunno if thats necessarily the reason because gators definitely hunt animals wayyy pass their size.
It probably has to do with meat taste and nutrients, the same way humans arent on the menu of many animals because we have such low quality meat.
@@gearguts7259 i heard human tastes like veal, or pork
both are tasty
oh, and the reason 99% of predators avoid us. is because wer'e gangster chimps
if 100 chimps team up, there's gonna be 30 heavily injured chimps and 70 mangled corpses
if 100 humans team up, they can kill pretty much any animal on this planet with nothing but spears and brains, yes, even polar bears, a polar bear's got nothing on 100 well-trained spearmen
human shoulders are built for throwing things, were the best primates at yeeting pointy sticks at stuff from far away
also i read on national geographic that human bites arefar stronger than u think, a 3d model of human skulls has shown that humans dont have 162 psi bites, it's more like 230, some cab reach over 400 if youre under stress, i can reach 412 when im right after a panic attack (measured it, also been practicing my bite force in case i'd need to travis the chimp someone)
we don't have a sagital crest like other primates so only our lower jaw muscles help w/ biting, cuz we needed room for bigger brains, but if we were the size of gorillas, we'd have 2750 psi bites, even w/o a sagittal crest accordibmng to that study (gorillas have like 1800-ish iirc), cuz human mouths are crazy efficient for a primate,we have wayy less muscle in our jaws than other apes (no sagital crest),and if u put that into account, per kilo of muscle in there, we got the most efficient chompers of any primate
also our mouths are super flithy, human bites always get infected
hell i got into a lot of fights, i can chomp your fingers like a carrot
sorry flr going on a tangent, it's 2am, and i really don't like the sentiment that human bites, or human physical charecteristics in general are pathetic
we also have 3 color receptors in our eyes, most mammals have 2, even some primates (tho its sex-linked, males often have 2 types while femsles have 3), (reindeer have 4), cuz our eyes (and brains) are built for pattern recognition
Man: "Why do I hear boss music?"
Chicken: "Cocka-doodle-doo."
the betrayal boss fight that he wasn't ready for and the boss keeps all the items he gave him.
Anyone surprised someone got brutalized by a swan ought to be reminded that those things are basically giant geese, so peace is certainly never an option for these paddleboat dinosaurs.
When I was 12 I saw a pair of swans on the water, I stepped closer to the shore to get a better look. They immediately started swimming towards me and even my tiny child mind could tell that was a threat and I need to back off asap.
Cygnus falconeri was a giant prehistoric swan that bullied elephants.
Honestly though. Like I have a dog and she's not some poodle or anything, she's a staffy/american bulldog cross so she's almost the height of a swan. One day when we were at the park she was curious and went up to a swan to sniff it, this thing did not give two shits that some dog is right in its face. Instead it hissed at her, which caused her to run back to me.
Swans are basically the representation of “Beauty being pain”
Cool I had to put down a swan in self defense just to show how relentless they are once you step in their comfort zone heck you don't even have to be there those things have a personality of a bloodlusted human
Your uplifting and wholesome video's left me no other option but to subscribe. Keep up the good work reducing carnivore guilt.
Haven’t finished watching yet, but the squeaky dog toy comment made me remember my dog…
I couldn’t buy my dog any squeaky toys because she hated biting down on them lol.
She would immediately drop it if it squeaked… then pick it up gently enough so that it never made a sound 😂
It got hard to play with her if we only had squeaky toys since she spent way too much time trying to ever-so-gently play with the toy lmao.
So we just stuck with doggy ropes and tire toys lol
I love the fact that manatees are so chill that even alligators and crocodiles will just chill with them. They’re so nice that even murder lizards can’t hurt them.
They are the capybaras of the sea
@@whiteraven181 ngl that makes me want to see how they’d react to seeing each other, a unstoppable mellow meets an immovable chill
They are not nice! If they see you they will blindly trample you too dead. 0 fucks given. They eat plants but that dose not mean it won't try to bite your head off.
@@Da-Butchar manatees are not like that at all, they are very gentle creatures
Adding a like here. I'm not messing up 222. Come get me when some other asshole does.
0:39
While true, that might not be the reason as to why. It is wide-known that elephants are remarkly intelligent, to the point where they are able to feel emotions. This is seen when they visit the sites of a loved one's death years after their passing. Meaning they are some of the only animals to suffer from depression, PTSD, and rage.
This also goes to explain the rampage: they are attacking out revenge for their loved one's death by poachers.
So yeah, when you see an elephant attacking human settlements, just remember the plot of the last Rambo movie and it's basically the same thing.
You are SO GOOD at this!!! Dude I am super proud of you!
It's alright if alligators don't care about us... Atleast they let the sea cows live🥺
I like alligators, I don’t like sea cows. But at least alligators have respect for the sea cow
@Nairu Arts oh yes they simply do, they just don’t display it that much, animals are terrifyingly intelligent, and we have to respect that as well
@Nairu Arts you should see them with hippos
@Nairu Arts It depends on which animals, really. Crocodiles and alligators show fear/respect by just letting others do anything with them, such as a baby hippo chewing on one of its tail, or the aforementioned sea potatoes.
@Nairu Arts With the crocodile's case, you can see why.
Its all fun and games until someone comments “that’s WHY they’re my favorite animal!”
Well
I was gonna make a joke about having bodies in my basement and penguins, but figured today's youth have it rough enough without that kinda comment.
@@synthemagician4686 hahaha you should have made that joke
@@synthemagician4686 haha yeah was going to say the same expect it wasn't going to be a joke
I know the whole vibe is casual for a reason but i would absolutely love some longer form content from you. Great content
Such great videos with so little work done behind them. Thanks for the laughs subbed and liked.
"Tigers can stand while dead"
Whitebeard is that you?!
Whitebeard death was inspired by the death of japanese warrior monk Benkei.
@@user-unos111 Benke's stance
😭😭😭
Whoop that caught me by surprise
didnt expect to find a fellow one piece fan here
Honestly, "erased" is the perfect description of what happens to someone after an elephant attack.
"You can't see it, but if you look into the rhino's soul sapped eyes, you can tell that this isn't the first time he's been back doored. And it it won't be the last!! " 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:55
Man no wonder tigers are like organic assault weapons with stripes
“A man once took a picture of a cassowary and it proceeded to kick him off a cliff” 🤣🤣🤣 That shit made me bust out laughing
Just think of that the next time a celebrity gives an overreaction to paparazzi.
"You stick that camera in my face one more time!!"
And he stuck the camera in his face one more time. 😵
Well, if someone tried to take a photo of me without my consent, I might have had a similar reaction.
This is why you pack heat with your spare film. Saving animals is cool and all, but most wouldnt return the favor.. the vast majority.
0:02 dog
0:13 tiger
0:24 giraffe
0:34 horse
0:39 elephant
0:54 slooth
1:05 beared dragon
1:10 red bear
1:21 softshell turtle
1:28 peacock
1:43 red fox
1:45 platypus
1:52 penguin
2:04 cat
2:11 red squirrel
2:16 koala
2:26 lion
2:37 dolphin
2:49 tiger 2
2:58 koala 2
3:10 penguin 2
3:16 frog
3:27 chimpanzee monke
3:37 giraffe 2
3:50 ghost crab
3:59 alligator
4:15 elephant 2
4:28 maraque monke (2)
4:44 hippo
5:08 sea otter
5:18 tamarin monke (3)
5:25 emperor penguin (4)
5:36 puffer fish
5:46 hamster
5:52 coup
6:03 prairie dog
6:11 hedgehog 2
6:20 polar bear
6:34 ladybug
6:46 sea lion
6:59 shrike
7:03 songbird
7:08 cuckoo
7:18 duck
7:23 eagle
7:28 magpie
7:34 ostrich/emo
7:38 penguin 5
7:45 cassery
7:48 eagle 2
7:57 maraboustock
8:01 golden eagle (3)
8:06 duck 2
8:09 elenora falcon
8:16 songbird 2
8:24 fieldfare
8:34 crow
8:40 pelican
8:52 mu swan
9:04 peacock 2
9:21 magpie
9:33 chicken
god bless you soldier
@@morgan1779 god bless hisoka
I’m fucking impressed
You wasted a lot of time doing this. But thank you
Oh no not the fox😭 that’s my favourite animal
1:52 penguins made out to be like every dude in a tuxedo lol
The very last sentence you said had me full-on belly laughing, brilliant!
Small rant coming in, sorry!
The thing about dogs is that they don't fear humans. That may sound barbaric, but the thing about most wild animals is that they know not to get too close to humans unless they're truly ballsy/desperate for food or the human in trespassing in their territory/getting too close to their young. Nine times out of ten, a wild animal will run when seeing a human for various reasons (colorful outfits make us look poisonous, guns and general loud noises, usually going into their territory with other people, i.e. looking like a pack). As conceited as it may sound, humans are considered an apex predator and most natural predators don't want anything to do with us (people of course get revenanted by bears all the time, but getting attacked by a bear is not the most common occurrence when going into the woods.)
Dogs are obviously domesticated. Because of that, most dogs (excluding strays typically) don't see humans as a threat and don't care to avoid them. A pack of domesticated dogs is a thousand times more dangerous than any wolf pack. Domesticated dogs will hunt for sport rather than for food and have been known to kill other dogs not for typical reasons (like defending territory, food, or showing who's the alpha) but because said dog was at the wrong place at the wrong time. Same can be said for children since they are usually smaller than the dog. They destroy anything they can get their teeth around--ever seen videos of the pack of dogs tearing apart a car because the owner of said car kicked one of the dogs?--and will eat borderline anything, so any pet that goes outside is fair game.
All in all, never decide to just abandon your dogs on the side of the road because they may form a pack and become a homicidal menace in your neighborhood.
That depends on the dog, but yeah, feral dogs or just un-educated dogs can do a lot of horrible shit
Russia has a severe feral problem rn
In my country there are plenty of stray dogs (we even had a pandemic related to dog poop some time ago), but all of them are very friendly towards humans and other dogs alike because in general the population is nice with them and they rarely need to do desperate stuff for food
I've never seen a stray be agressive towards anyone, they just walk by people and love being petted if they are not busy (mostly when begging for food or following other dogs), only real cases of dog attacks are by dogs with a home but that have terrible owners and only due to territorial reasons
Where i work they have 5 dogs (used to be more but some passed away), even when in a pack and unkown dogs aproach, they never really fight aside from the Poodle who thinks he's the alpha and is an asshole in general, and never to the point of getting hurt either
Walk up to a dog that’s been abused and act like you’re gonna hit it, then tell me if you still think the same.
In Turkey there are a lot, and i mean a LOT of street dogs. We straight up not euthanize or even capture street animals. I used to live in a place where people would abandon dogs, one day when i was 12 a pack of dogs attacked me. There was like 8 of them. I was waiting for the school bus alone. I ran away as fast as i could but they were catching up to me, then i realized they were afraid of my giant art folder. I used it to chase them and got back into the walls. Oh yeah, they built goddamn walls around houses to protect us from the dogs.
So yeah that's why you don't abandon your pets, especially dogs. They will form packs and they will maul people. A kid died from it and his friend was critically injured, he was saved by 3 men with bats.
I've been terrified of dogs ever since I was a child. Whenever I tell people that, they think I'm silly. The rise of information on dogs being potentially dangerous has made me feel vindicated.
@@Miles_Phantasmagoria as a dog lover what op commented about dogs doesn't make me love them any less that's for sure 💀 (of course I still try to avoid dangerous/feral dogs as much as I can though)
Magpies are actually really nice birds besides the fact in birthing season they go haywire on anything and anyone that goes near their nest.
You can actually become friends with magpies and when that happens they won’t swoop you during that particular season!
If anything, that just proves they're very protective parents. That's unfortunate for everyone else, but very good for their young.
@@mangaanimefan3089 true
That's true, we befriended a female magpie and for 10 years she always brought her babies to us and we could feed them without her going mental. We could only touch her though... We never tried to touch the babies just incase 😂
@@zehraerciyas6899 awww that’s just so sweet!!!
Magpies are adorable. I only have Eurasian magpies where I live, so I don't know the terror of swooping. But after all they're just nice orca crows with shiny feathers
I hate that I found this channel! You are amazing, 13 hours in and still amazing
So that peacock information gave me chills! I had a wild male peacock sneak up on me (I was 5’2 and 95lbs at the time), while I was standing right in the bay of the emergency room.. I try to believe the bird was just curious and I turned to see it about 3 feet away, right place for a heart attack if it gave me one (I jumped and yelped a noise of surprise).. our other hospital is overrun with turkeys. For a city that is also an island our wild life had quite a range! Considering I have lived and worked in only two cities in my life I have quite a few lucky/interesting animals in the city memories with picture proof..ever think of doing a video about your viewers experiences (tell us how stupid and or lucky we are or fun facts)? Thanks for making my insomnia bearable with your videos!
100% truth about the magpies, though their ability to hold a grudge works both ways. They remember people that are good to them and won't swoop those people. My grandpa has been feeding maggies for 20 years and in that time he's not been swooped once. Parents actually bring their chicks to his place so that they know where the free snacks are :)
He hacked the system
Tikka has decided he is a pet. He is most assuredly a magpie!
The last time I got sick, he hopped from my room, to the bathroom, then out to the living room, chanting “sick, sick, sick” until my roommate came to check on me
Tikka is such a wonderfully smart bird
If this channel has taught me anything it is that they only come for him to pay his tax in food
Just like the hood, nature and animals can be DISREPECT
That’s not the hood, that’s human nature. We just have rules that separate us from the animals #johnwick
@@latetootheparty what's human nature? You realize rules are natural right? They exist wherever communities exist
@@Myreactionwhen_80085 tbh I had a response but then I deleted it because it would have been pointless to break down. Hope you find the answer to your question though 😌
@@latetootheparty I wanted to know your answer but ok...
@@latetootheparty
Translation :
I am wrong and am speaking pure bs but I won't admit it
This man is a genius. Love your channel.
You are so amazing keep up the amazing work ❤
Funfact about pandas: They seriously hate peacocks, one sucessfully ate an unfortunate rainbow bird who ended up in it's enclosure
Something about the black and white animal hating the colorful one sounds like a mythological tale
Damn Kung Fu Panda 2 got more interesting
Finally got to use those powerful jaws for something
Damn even nature knows the beef between the indians and the Chinese
@@Lightning-gg5iu wait a minute...I wonder if that was how they decided on whats-his-name
Imagine your tombstone said “death by chicken”
killed by a big cok
I guess you could say he got, “Cocked to Death”…
The Legend of Zelda be like
That happend to someone he putted knives on his chicken for a chicken fight but the chicken killed him
if a chicken kills you for the reason mentioned in the video it should be a legal requirement your epitaph say "killed by a big cock" your memory deserves to be stained for eternity
I heard my dog playing with a rabbit in our back yard. At first I thought he had brought out a squeaky toy. Then I saw what was really going on. You can't unsee that.
No cap. Thanks to u I get sooo many animal recommendations now. 😂😂
Fun fact: simba wasn’t an only child, all cubs were his. Even Nala.
He meant he was his mother's only child, which is true. So his mother would kill and eat him.
@Kadeem Bailey scar is a male
Fun fact..you stole this fun fact
@@pringlevomit64 scar was mufasa brother so
@@nectareen8665 fun fact how does anyone know fun facts without telling other people about them?
crocodiles to anything: Ima turn you into a sandwich mate
Crocodiles to a manatee: Hey homie hows it been
Manatee: * _Boops the crocodile snoot_ *
7:19 it has to be said that cuckoo birds mainly do this to crows,and by how crows act against cuckoos I'd say it's even.
Welcome to Florida!! We also have Conch fritters. Try Coconuts in Key Largo..... the BEST!!!!
"strikes fear in the hearts of anyone who isn't from Florida" lmfao dead ass I could probably find a gator within an hour if prompted and I live in the middle of South Floridian cityscape lolol
Same. You’ll probably find one crossing the damn street or highway. Just going about their business. We’re just used to them 😂
Bro I moved to south Florida over a month ago and I dead ass have never seen a gator
@@ronniemaria2445 you may have not yet seen a gator, but I promise they have seen you
No lies detected 😆. I rather deal with trash pandas aka raccoons 🦝 & rut season with deer 🦌. Though there have been rare cougar sightings from trap cams within my city along wooded watersheds that leads to the Missouri or Kansas River. Cougars would be helpful at keeping the deer population down besides permitted bow hunting in Kansas City.
Vegans: Nature is sunshine and rainbows
Nature: If something wants to kill you badly enough you can bet your ass it'll find a way.
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
Cow-eating snake: I can literally swallow you whole
@@eggatown144 Australia: cow eats snake
@@muhammadirfanataulawal7630 Australia is kinda scary ngl
@@eggatown144 nothing keeps it to natures rule in australlia and try to kill you
I love great blue herons. They seem pretty civilized, what horrible things could they possibly do?
1:05 "u should never kiss ur bearded dragon bc theyre a source of salmonella"
*head immediately shoots up to look at my bearded dragon*
1:22 amazing world of gumball?
Ah yes, the memories
Yessssssir
Evil turtle
Ah yes a man of culture
My kid (8) Loves that show my other kid (13) likes anime.
I knew about the dog squeaky toy bit, my dog only has two squeaky toys and they’re her favourites. She hates it when they squeak and if she didn’t cause it (which is usually the case) she’ll rush over and take them to protect them. So yeah she recognises the squeaks as pain and tries to prevent it.
"20 inch flesh thermometer" 😂😂😂😂😂
“20 inch flesh thermometer” 🤣
Okay who's favorite animal was the hippo? Why would your favorite be the armored Ted bundy that machine gun blast to assert romance domination
That's beyond me
My favorite Animals are gorillas cus they built like they can bench the burj khalifa but altleast they have a moral code and won’t fold any human they see like the chair my uncle sits in when we go out to barbecue also they’re just plain badass
@@safe8176 and thats a FACT
Mine is a saltwater crocodile👌
Spotted Hyena
Bruh... as soon as I heard water Weinsteins about dolphins I was so done! Lmmfao I love your channel dude please keep doing what you do.
@Brandon Batson I was fucking deceased! Dolphins have been totes as very intelligent and compassionate creatures but they are also notorious rapists and sometimes will troll or bully other sea creatures just for fun. He nailed that shit!
@@zcarter80 yep they be evil
Hey, I have a serious question... Is it even possible to ruin opossums? They're my favorite animal, but this channel has me rethinking my whole existence... Thank you in advance!
Their appearance should do that for you.
@@ErinLastNameRedacted LOL. Nah. They're just adorable little introverts.
"...Air mail your skull..."
Hah! 🤣
I like how this entire thing is just him passing on his trauma to us and I can t wait to keep passing it on
Damn nature, you scary
Nature: *BOO*
my favourite animal is the African honey badger in Afrikaans its called a "Ratel (rattle in eng for the sound they make when threatened)"
Bro, the fact about hippos' helicopter their tail awhile shitting, to impress mates got me. LMAO on my bed.
With Foxes as my one of my favorite animals, I was actually expecting much worse. And it’s not like other animals don’t practice cannibalism.
Humans do.
@@bringerebrethil6176 Yeah, but it's incredibly rare that humans kill other humans for the purpose of eating them. Most instances of human cannibalism are ritualistic consumption of those who died of unrelated causes (e.g. disease, age, animal attack).
like bunnies!
i feel like most animals do tbh
“On a disrespectful level” 😂
Love you man
That koala framed me, I swear it!!!
I'll bet that he cant ever ruin Puffins
I like how he called the manatee a sea potato
Sea potatoes ,sea mermaids,sea cows, floating rocks man I love manatees
Cause they are sea potato's
@@delanovanraalte3186 they are adorable sea potatoes dude
Seen a baby manatee at a zoo. It is weird how something can be so cute while simultaneously looking like an unflushed turd.
the man that died by the illegal cockfight was a policeman here in the Philippines. He was mocked when the news made headlines
I have several favorite animals and I’m choosing manta ray since you told me the good things about them
I had a dog growing up who HATED squeaky toys.
This same dog loved to chase birds until one day he accidentally killed one, he never chased the birds again.
So all told, I think 0:07 checks out.
Rest in peace buddy. You would’ve made a terrible hunting dog.
"Tigers can still stand up after death-"
Cu Chulainn, is that you?!
Wait you know the story or heard the song
Humans should be more like animals ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
Animals:
But we are like them...
More evolved they say.. Yeah right
@@danngspeed1732
We are more evolved then them
@@spiralanimations7736 based
@Dalila Goodspeed It's because we are evolved that most of us can recognize these acts as wrong
Humans: If you say so...
Lmfaoo this content is awesome, da sloth doe haha
You know what casual geographic you can roast our favorite animals, but we'll still love them
“And proceed to give them the 20inch flesh thermometer”
Soo smooth
Fun Fact: your chances of being killed by a mouse are low but never zero. *They watch your every move, silently watching, waiting for the right moment* so take care of yourselves out there!
probably why there is a legitimate torture device where rodents are trapped under a bucket strapped to a person. when the bucket is heated up, the rodents frantically chew through the person to escape
Domesticated hamsters actually don’t hibernate they go into a state of torpor when they get too cold and often die if you don’t act quickly.
"The sea potato" 😭
“Birds Are Feathery Air Devils”
Birds: Vibin’
Dogs: we spoookkk
My dog: you sir your pillows are mine
The dogs that take lives are mostly rabid which is the reason they kill
@@Titanoooo yeah I just found it funny that during me writing that my dog lays ontop of my head like one wack head pillow
@@Titanoooo Pitbull doesn't need to be rabid, just born
@@Titanoooo I had a dog who was abused as a puppy and abandoned in a wild killed animals to eat i found here by a exedent wile driving alone on a mountain roud she was a skeleton skiny and had a large bloody bump on here head i toke here to the vet and after a few months whe was as good as news and happy but traumatised and sence she knows the taste of blood a psycopath i manage to deal with here but one day my aunt exedently left a gait open dog went out on a street and was newer seen agein
@@cosmicdoggo9296 Damn
4:44 thank you, I am mentally suffering now because I learned that hippos “flirted” like that.
flesh thermometer
killin me laughing
Always appreciate when people call out house cats. Feral house cats are arguably the most successful mammal on the American continent after humans and are steadily hunting many native species to extinction. An indoor cat is basically about as "domesticated" as an animal in the zoo.
This is absolutely true. Cats are neither wild nor tame, just as cats are never one thing or the other. It's why big cats are so easily socialised even though they aren't domesticated. Your indoor cat is socialised, not truly tame.
This is because cats aren't domesticated the same way our other animals are, like cattle or even dogs. Cats naturally approached human settlements when these were infested with vermin and the kitties evolved to form social hierarchies and tolerate humans' presence, and since their presence was beneficial to each other they became closer.
The housecat is basically our roommate and it can just as well live without us, with its wild instincts practically intact.
They definitely need to be called out, they literally already caused the extinction of 63 species.
Cats are domesticated, if you don’t believe me, go ahead and cuddle a wildcat.
That's the main reason we adopted them. To clean out pest animals.
When he ruins things it makes my life better
@Kadeem Bailey yup
That last one was 100% deserved they treat those chickens terribly so that is some very justified revenge right there
It ain't hap'nin': been looking for one of your videos with less than 2000 comments so I can sneak one in: in my dreams....
Just wanted to let you know how much I've enjoyed your videos in the last week. I learned from your channel that you've only been broadcasting since 2020 - and you claim you still don't know what you're doing. Yeah, right!
Your formula works and you've got over a million subscribers - and growing. I like how you challenge the viewer to check out your info for himself.
Last point: your dry, rapid-fire delivery is arresting - and you always look like you're enjoying a lollypop while narrating because of the tiny microphone you use. You earned my subscription on the second video I saw. Keep on rolling!
“Giraffes have been known to decapitate lions with a well placed kick”
FATALITY
FLAWLESS VICTORY
Ladybugs: *eat their unborn siblings*
Bossk: “are you trying to out do me?”
a lot of shark species will eat each other IN THE WOMB
@@Mama-Luigi no they eat plankton?
I guarantee the confused cat that had a pelican trying to eat it has never even thought about killing any bird ever again and to this day probably gets therapy for it's fear of birds! lmao
I know this is an old video but it reminded me that I'd like you to ruin my favorite animal: everyone's favorite anxiety-laded garbage bandit, the opossum
Moral of the story: every animals, no matter the species, could potentially eat their own offspring
"Giraffes are very gay, and if they have twitter, half of them would be cancelled because of grooming" :D
Giraffes are the James Charles of the animal kingdom.
Living in areas with alligators, they generally prefer prey that won't put up much of a fight. Such as a watermellons or purse demons
*arm being torn off* I.......NEEED......TO......SPEAK... TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dies*
”Unless you believe you can fly and are into that”💀💀
Three years late to the party but-
As someone who's owned bearded dragons for years: I've never gotten sick from any of the 3 that i've owned, and this is because it's quite hard to actually get sick from them. Follow 3 basic rules: Clean the tank, go to a good breeder, practice basic hygiene care.
You're more at risk of salmonella from their feces than saliva because it's more concentrated in their stomach.
I've also never really known any good keepers to actually get sick, and cases didn't start cropping up until the last 2020's and it's due to their growing popularity and soccer moms flocking to the big box stores and doing no actual research when getting one.
Going to also take the time and say to never go to petco or petsmart for an animal because they're usually poorly bred and most employees will probably tell you out of date or straight up wrong information about almost any animal you buy.
Check your local shelters or animal rescue groups first, but it's not hard to track down a breeder that will do shipping.