@bayardkyyako7427 -- I mean... it did successfully kill and eat its siblings, so... if those teeth are sharp enough for *fratricide,* then yeah, they probably hurt a bit.
Now I need to look up what the context of this research project was. I can just imagine sending in that paper to a journal and the editors are incredibly lost.
And I thought emperor penguins already had it rough. Imagine your mom's friend losing her kid, so she kidnaps you to raise, but then she gets bored and abandons you in a blizzard. Everything about emperors is hardcore, for better or worse.
imagine being a scientist investigating shark reproduction and you get your hand bitten by an unborn shark pup, you'd never stick your hand somewhere you can't see again
It's like when you lag on the loading screen and the moment you enter in-game, you get sniped. The other players just so happened to get there first and set up camp. You were the last embryo to hatch in the uterus.
@@calebdonaldson8770 Not even that it's like booting up the queue to go to the lobby only for some dude to show up and smash your wifi router with a sledgehammer
Your one-liners are epic. Thank you for the laughter. I’ve terminal liver cancer that metastasized to my lungs. I’ve been given less than 12 months left to this lifetime. My motto is…’If you can’t find the humour in life, no matter how bad things are at the moment, you may as well stay at home in bed. You’re not doing anyone any favours being out in public with a grumpy attitude.’ Although I may spend a lot of time weeping, I do so not in anger, frustration nor remorse. No, I do so in gratitude for the many blessings I’ve been gifted in my 61yrs of life. Laughter and a smile keeps us young at heart.
You sound like a lovely person, and your attitude, even in the midst of what I can only imagine is terrible suffering, is inspiring. The world is a better place just because you've been on it. And even though we might never meet in person on this side, I love you and I'm grateful even just to run into you for a moment in this comment section. Stay strong, my friend. Wishing you so much peace, joy, and love in these last few months. I hope that for however long you've got left, you'll be serene and happy. 🤗💗🕊
@@audreydimmel6674 Thank you Audrey, for your kindness. It's always amazed me how such simple, heartfelt words can have such a strong and lasting effect on another's soul. I pray you have a long and happy, content life. And keep reaching out to others, though you may never know how much of a difference you make in their life, know you've blessed mine immeasurably.
@@codyorion590 Cody, your welcome. I'm Canadian so I'll not be voting in the US election in November though I wish everyone in the US the best and pray the best person in wins the presidency.
"Wait is that your calf or mine?" "I don't know but there is only one way to find out." *one baby shower later* "There, now there is a zero percent chance any calves of yours survived." "Dude...not cool."
If an anime was made about a baby turtle, it’d probably be 10x more interesting than some mainstream anime. That’s a main character making it out of all that, for sure.
It’s insane how much hippos portrayed as these friendly, pettable creature, but they really got the least chill out of any animal, and I’m not just talking about recent TikTok trends.
@@A_Randomguy_ They mean in media like cartoons and whatnot. Hippos in a lot of media (especially for kids) portrays them as just fat, laid-back fruit eaters (ex: madagascar franchise). While people individually *don't* call hippos friendly and pettable, media for kids and younger audiences (I don't just mean shows mind you) *do* .
There is an actual Christmas song called "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas" also look at the Madagascar movies in America at least children grow up thinking of hippos as passive herbivores
It's because they look "chubby and harmless". We (for some reason) assume that fat-looking creatures are harmless and even friendly, likely because we assume they can't give a chance like "athletic" animal can. Many don't realize that just because an animal looks like it's fat, doesn't mean it actually is.
12:24 Perfect add placement. “They gotta deal with all of these, the gauntlet, the sibling rivalries, the occasional cannibalism, be glad you’re not a…” “Chevy 2024 Silverado”
"In my non-professional online opinion" Dude, I learn more about animals from you than I did from school, Nat Geo, Discovery Channel, and my own general "looking things up online" days combined. You may not be licensed, but you are absolutely a better teacher than any of the pros.
I remember being a little kid and crying when I saw what male lions will do to cubs that aren't theirs for the first time. It took quite a while to realize that those same cubs, had they grown up, would have been the same way. I like this channel for the same reason. It takes away the Disneyfied version of the natural world many grow up with so they can see how it actually is: beautiful, awe inspiring and even playful, but brutal, complex, and driven by a need to survive and continue one's line as well as get whatever one can out of life by whatever needs necessary.
Those cubs likely wouldn’t have been the same way. The females are female of course, but most of the males will just die as virgins because they aren’t strong enough to become the alpha.
@@orppranator5230 That's not quite how lions work. A fair number of times, lion males form coalitions (yes, that's the tern) typically ranging from 2-5 in order to improve their chances of successful hunts and to overpower other males, and they share the mating rights. I might suggest the Count D a n k u l a episode "The Lions that hunted other lions" here on YT for an interesting case of six extremely strong and aggressive lions in a coalition founding a small empire and wiping out other prides. Sorry for the weird spelling, trying to avoid a-u-t-o & & & d-e-l-e-t-e.
Being human is not tough. We are the only species that has time to complain. These other species way to busy trying to not die and live long enough to clap cheeks for the species.
5:54 the reason I could never be a nature photographer is of I saw that, I would not be able to resist taking the pup with me. BABY DESERVES BETTER PARENTS
My mother put me on a bus by myself ( I was 11 ) when we lived in Michigan to go down to Texas to live with my uncle... I get down there and find out my uncle passed away two days before I got there... A local police officer takes me in and contacts my mother... Her response was I got rid of him and don't want him back... This is the short and sweet version... Let's just say I'm surprised I lived to see my 15th birthday and even more surprised I lived to see 40...
@@KAT-dg6el Same boat here. when I was a kid my mother was an entitled bitch who went "soon all will be us... or all will be DEAD!" -- she was speaking about how we'd be rich and everyone else would be slaves to us or dead. Worshiped the rich "class" and said "they know how to live our lives better than we do" ... yeah, didn't happen. heh. "motherly love" my ass, that was straight terrorizing anyone that "was not her".
I'm sorry to hear what happened to you. Similar situation happened to both of my grandfathers, but they had it better, because when their people kicked them out, they knew they had to make their way. They didn't show up somewhere expecting at least a roof. God bless you, and may Karma make your next childhood easier.
No wonder once existed a myth if barnacle goose actually born from tree bearing barnacles in the sea (barnacle geese only breed in Northern part of Europe so its make sense if people who living further south from Scandinavia never see nesting barnacle goose and assumed if they born from barnacle)
There's a reason for the names too. Centuries ago, before we knew about bird migration, Barnacle Geese were thought to spring from Goose Barnacles in a process known as 'spontaneous generation'.
Fetal friendly fire is now a sequence of words that I have thought with my brain and typed with my fingers all because of sand sharks. Thanks, sand sharks!
Yeah but evolutionarily speaking it's pretty good tactic for ensuring you only end up putting the majority of energy into the fastest and strongest recombination.
Speaking of cannibalism, I remember being told in school that cannibalism in nature only happens in crisis situations. But that's not nature, that's human. Cannibalism is common in nature for multiple reasons. It's important not to apply a human view of morality on nature because it can lead to misunderstanding of the truth.
Exactly. Animals don’t have the same emotions or morals as humans do. Most of their behaviors are based on survival. We shouldn’t judge them as good or evil when they’re just trying to live another day.
That's why it's so ridiculous for people to compare us to animals, they live a completely different life than us in every way. No human being is born underneath volcanic ash and told from birth to simply "survive", every species has a code of morals and ethics that completely differ from our own, things like cannibalism and 🍇 are so widely common and accepted amongst others beings, unlike us. Humans and animals are only similar in the fact that we share some DNA, a planet, and some anatomy with each other, aside from that we are nothing alike.
I went on a school trip to Costa Rica to study sea turtles in high school. In the village we stayed in, there had been a "curfew" of sorts implemented. On nights of the full moon during turtle season, lights had to be out once darkness hit. The turtles had been getting confused by the village's light, so the scientists working there had worked with the people to make this new rule. And since the people there loved their turtles, they were more than willing to oblige.
I also went to Costa Rica for school and it was such a breath of fresh air to see everyday people care about nature like they do and considering how beautiful the country is, I’m glad it’s being protected
hippos are herbivores so he was just feeling a little sociopathic. Edit: mostly herbivorous as they have been witness engaging in omnivorous behaviour, so says google.
Hippos don't eat the babies, they just vaporize them so there's less food competition. Hippos kill a lot of animals, sometimes just for fun, but they consume the bodies.
When I hear about the animals of Australia I am always reminded when Terry Pratchett had DEATH inquire about the harmless creatures in Fourecks, which was Discworld's version of Australia. POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT? Finally Death reached up and caught the single sheet of paper. He read it carefully and then turned it over briefly just in case anything was written on the other side. “May I?” said Albert. Death handed him the paper. “‘Some of the sheep." 🤣
with headlines like "Venomous snake found hiding in school toilet cubicle", when I see one of their kids I'm like, aw I hope you're the one in your brood who gets to become a full-fledged Australian, little buddy. Nah, my country's the starting zone in terms of fauna.
@AntoDesormeaux Nawh.! I see a headline like that..I'm thinking..send all kids going to the dumper..with overpowered shocksyicks..and extra tork litter pickers pinchers..!!
Yeah, especially now with vaccines and plentiful food. Like, we don't realise that until 70-ish years ago when you had a baby, you didn't always expect them to make it to adulthood. Yeah, expecting your children to all survive is actually a luxury we have now. But even before that with how human lifespans, reproductive cycles, and pregnancy work it's always been in our best interest to take very good care of our young. Like, we can have 1 baby, maybe 2 on very rare occasions, roughly per year. Except that pregnancy and childbirth take a huge amount of energy and health out of mothers, so the baby-factory method is out of the question. And those harsh pregnancies I just mentioned? Yeah they're also a key reason we can't just grow until we're semi-competent inside mom like other animals; the human body just can't really withstand much more than 9 months. So that leaves us with 1 utterly helpless baby every couple years or so max, we've gotta raise that thing for years before it's even able to do anything close to feeding itself and if it makes it to adulthood it can live for decades. Thus humanity's gameplan for parenthood was simple: take VERY good care of that baby, keep dad and other family around to make sure mom stays alive while very pregnant and then recovering, and again, do everything you can to get that baby to the point it's grown enough to be capable.
@@StonedtotheBones13 true, but even then we didn't have litters, just a single child, rarely some twins or more, and despite not having the expectation that all our kids would make it to adulthood we still had far fewer than animals with similar mortality rates.
"MAMA I'M HUNGRY AGAIN" "Really? What a coincidence so am I... Lil Bugbro are you still hungry too?" "N-No mama I think I'll survive til later..." "That's right you will."
Muppet built around a manual post hole digger (I wanted those kinds of shovels to be called something like, short and snappy, but they’re not. They’re called manual post hole diggers.)
I was so sad watching all this until you said "Baby birds are the potato chips of nature" I had the fastest mood-shift in the west and I'm laughing hysterically.
Just seeing a hippo running at max speed, full sport mode shook me. I already knew most of their insane power but apparently that wasn't even their final form.
Heya C.G. I love you but I will not stand for slander : The bird you showed for the first part of the hooded grebe section, is actually the great crested grebe. They lay 1-6 eggs, mostly 3-4. They are pretty good parents and are capable off carrying most, if not all hatchlings, even diving with them like a little avian submarine. They are absolutely not known for leaving their brood behind; they are fiercely protective and territorial. I have a few breeding pairs around my house, and they'll usually end up with 2 juveniles that eventually make it into adulthood. 1-2 chicks are often lost either when rats steal eggs or hatchlings, or caught while diving by predatory fish. not much the parent can do against 1m pike or 2m catfish... Cresties are ferocious hunters, and the young start diving and hunting early, so they are bound to run into predators. Hooded grebes feed mainly on invertebrates, and breed in large colonies.
You missed one parenting tactic in particular that can be quite brutal. The American Coot will hatch a full nest of eggs, then proceed to favor the oldest ones while leaving the youngest ones to starve. They will even go as far to kill the younger chicks because they don't want to bother feeding them. Why? Because American Coots are also brood parasites. Other coots will lay eggs in the same nest, and the parents figure that the first chick to hatch is most likely theirs since its the oldest. This is strictly decided by age as well, there was a researcher that swapped the eggs or something in a nest and they still took care of the oldest chicks first.
Also a good mention is any chick unlucky enough to be spawned in the same nest as a cuckoo nestling. Cuckoos' first instinct is to spawn kill the competition in a nest
Don't forget that the cuckoo that laid the egg is most likely still watching over the nest and will destroy it if the owners realise that one of the eggs isn't theirs and they throw it out of the nest.
4:08 Imagine that hellish scene as on of those babys. Just so gargantuan version of the teaming hordes of yourself. It just standibg over you all, plucking up your fellow crabs at random with an emotionless hunger as it devours countless like yourself. Truely nightmare level stuff.
I owned guppies as a kid, and LET ME TELL YOU The second you need something called "baby grass" in your tank for when your fish are being born... yeah... those babies go through it Basically the adults canalize the babies. As a kid, we had to sometimes QUARANTINE guppies that were harassing birthing mothers. Needless to say, most children learn about death through goldfish, I learned about how surprisingly commonplace eating your young is in the animal kingdom...
So did I, but I've never been told about baby grass, what I did was manually catch each baby as it got born (and fast because I was scared the mom is gonna get to it first) and put them in a separate container. The first one I had birthed around 60. I continued to raise them and their lineage for a few more years. I'm 29 now and haven't had fishes for 15 years, but for some reason I still have regular fish-related nightmares, that's how much they traumatized me.
@@sweetgirl070707 Honestly, we just let nature run its course. Some babies made it to the grass and we raised them Worse thing that happened was when our snail... um... decided he wanted to be a slug...
Thanks for explaining. I got distracted by how good the drink looks and wanting to order one but I didn't know the name. Then I thought somehow the crabs having copious amounts of it meant they were out on the beach stealing drinks and getting plastered😂
I think one of my favorite meme images is: Humans: give birth to baby in a safe and comfortable home, protected by family Birds: let eggs hatch in a safe nest high away from predators Sea Turtles: FOR THE REPUBLIC!!!
2:43 One of the saddest things I’ve ever seen IRL was when some Canada geese, who must’ve built a nest on top of the warehouse where I saw this, had to guide their three chicks to the ground. The roof of the warehouse was about 20ft off the ground, btw, and surrounded by a cement parking lot. First, the parents flew to the ground and called up to their chicks. The chicks hesitated before jumping to the ground one-by-one. The first two did not land gracefully but got up and walked to their parents. The third one hit the ground and did not get up. The parents walked over to it and stood there for 5 to 10 seconds before walking away, with the other two goslings behind them. When they had walked far enough away, I walked over to the fallen gosling and confirmed that it was dead. I was sad, of course, but would've felt worse if it been maimed and abandoned.
@@YochevedDesigns Ya...I didn't hear him mention anything about any pythons during the video but there are clearly two pretty huge size ones in the picture right before the video ends.
The guy who got bit by the shark fetus, I completely understand. I used to work in a pig farm and when I'd help the mama pigs out during active labor, I'd get bit by the piglets I was trying to pull out. I had to train myself not to freak out when getting bit because it could hurt the mom if I yanked my hand out. In pigs it's a complete accident at least.
Just to say salt water crocs have it pretty bad too, especially in some parts of Australia, like the Adelaide river. From the nest to adult hood it’s around a 99% mortality rate and the mother and father have been know to eat there young just because they feel like it
To be fair to the Quokka, they have no (or at least, _almost_ no) predators on their island (Rottnest Island). Which is why they're not too bothered about the safety of their offspring, as well as have little to no fear of humans and are delightfully cute and curious of us. Plus they love a stroke and a scratch too! Cute li'l things!
This man is one of the most talented people on TH-cam. Cant think of any orher vid when i learn this much and laugh this much in 15 minutes. Kudos to you sir.
When I was in early Elementary School we had to do research on our favorite animals and present our findings to the class. Well my two favorite animals were Polar Bears and Sea Turtles…..needless to say I ended up doing a project on giraffes, because that information messed me up for awhile.
I've come to understand that nature is indeed "bloody in tooth and claw" but it's to keep alive; it's not like the mom eats the baby because she's bored or impulsive; it's not a choice; the female has to survive to keep that genetic tree sprouting. Wow, I'm mixing some metaphors here. Very solid presentation of a very difficult subject!
Even crabs find crabs tasty. What a cruel, delicious fate...
Mr. Krabs: *_“Hnm. So that's what I taste like.”_*
- spongebob
@JohanFaerie
Mr. Krabs : *_“Hnm. So that's what I taste like.”_*
- r/SpongeBob
@@aleksandarvil5718 you could just edit your first reply
..but do they like them buttered...
CRABLICIOUS FATE
nature really out here giving animals "character development"
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"Them younglings gotta pull themselves up by their bootstraps."
-Nature probably
I would call it more of a villain backstory myself.
Turns out all of nature is designed by a man named Gege Akutami
"suffering builds character" 💀
The shark with the cannibalistic embryos is such a scary concept.
Sounds like a plot for a horror game/ movie.
Great body horror movie concept
Sukuna, King of -Curses- Sharks
being born with a killcount
Supposedly, the Biblical Cain and Abel fought in the womb until they came out.
Or was it Esau and Jacob? Either way…
That guy who got bit by an embryo while feeling around a pregnant shark's womb... yeah, he definitely put his therapist's kids through college
I wonder how much it hurt, like surely it's not that bad because it was still in the uterus, right?
@bayardkyyako7427 -- I mean... it did successfully kill and eat its siblings, so... if those teeth are sharp enough for *fratricide,* then yeah, they probably hurt a bit.
Now I need to look up what the context of this research project was. I can just imagine sending in that paper to a journal and the editors are incredibly lost.
Some actual Cannibal Corpse type shit. Never could have imagined it.
I'm so curious what the context of this research was that had him fisting a pregnant shark for science lmao
And I thought emperor penguins already had it rough. Imagine your mom's friend losing her kid, so she kidnaps you to raise, but then she gets bored and abandons you in a blizzard. Everything about emperors is hardcore, for better or worse.
Oh the irony.
Yeah, you got that right.
On top of the blizzards, sub zero temperatures, predators, and possibly of starving, yeah, those chicks have it hard.
So messed up.
You forgot the part where she wudnt even try to save you if you were then assaulted and killed by a predator while freezing and starving to death
imagine being a scientist investigating shark reproduction and you get your hand bitten by an unborn shark pup, you'd never stick your hand somewhere you can't see again
Truthfully Georges already found about this behavior the prior week but didn't tell anyone to avoid questions about the bitmarks on his penise
Dune pain hole
I've had my fingers sucked on by calves I was pulling out. It's weird. Bite? No thanks!
@@comlitbeta7532whhattt????😢😢 is that true????
@@katiekane5247 Yeah it is strange, but they are like just trying to nurse... the bite *shudders*
Seeing a Hippo outrun that van will give me nightmares for the rest of my life
meanwhile the attack a couple seconds before
Yeah, that was some crazy shit.
I imagine it making it just in time to the ferry, travel across the ocean and then continue on the same speed to wherever you are watching this video
Hippos are literally just the big kids at school you think move slow but be moving fast asf for no reason.
@@Eye_Exist you joke, but the hippos can chase after you in the water, they water hop off of the bottom of the body of water.
Sharks got it messed up. Imagine loading into match and your own sibling teamkills you DURING THE LOADING SCREEN!
just get better connection
Sounds like a skill issue honestly.......
It's like when you lag on the loading screen and the moment you enter in-game, you get sniped. The other players just so happened to get there first and set up camp. You were the last embryo to hatch in the uterus.
@@calebdonaldson8770 Not even that it's like booting up the queue to go to the lobby only for some dude to show up and smash your wifi router with a sledgehammer
@@degdeg227 haha yep!
Your one-liners are epic.
Thank you for the laughter.
I’ve terminal liver cancer that metastasized to my lungs. I’ve been given less than 12 months left to this lifetime.
My motto is…’If you can’t find the humour in life, no matter how bad things are at the moment, you may as well stay at home in bed. You’re not doing anyone any favours being out in public with a grumpy attitude.’
Although I may spend a lot of time weeping, I do so not in anger, frustration nor remorse. No, I do so in gratitude for the many blessings I’ve been gifted in my 61yrs of life.
Laughter and a smile keeps us young at heart.
That’s a horrible thing to experience. But I’m glad that you seem to be turning such a horrible negative into a positive
Thanks for sharing that with everyone, You got 10 months left hope you get the chance to vote in the next election
You sound like a lovely person, and your attitude, even in the midst of what I can only imagine is terrible suffering, is inspiring. The world is a better place just because you've been on it. And even though we might never meet in person on this side, I love you and I'm grateful even just to run into you for a moment in this comment section. Stay strong, my friend. Wishing you so much peace, joy, and love in these last few months. I hope that for however long you've got left, you'll be serene and happy. 🤗💗🕊
@@audreydimmel6674 Thank you Audrey, for your kindness.
It's always amazed me how such simple, heartfelt words can have such a strong and lasting effect on another's soul.
I pray you have a long and happy, content life. And keep reaching out to others, though you may never know how much of a difference you make in their life, know you've blessed mine immeasurably.
@@codyorion590 Cody, your welcome.
I'm Canadian so I'll not be voting in the US election in November though I wish everyone in the US the best and pray the best person in wins the presidency.
That shark pup isn't even born yet and he's playing team deathmatch with his brothers and sisters. Happy family time
More like a free for all rather rhen a team deathmatch
"Hey is friendly fire on?"
"IDK lemme check"
Female hippo: Hey fellas, check out my new son
Male hippos: your what…..
Based hippos
"Wait is that your calf or mine?"
"I don't know but there is only one way to find out."
*one baby shower later*
"There, now there is a zero percent chance any calves of yours survived."
"Dude...not cool."
I read this as "you what" From spongebob
A cannibal flavored snack? Don't mind if I do!!!
@@handroids1981*a gorey video of a baby hippo in multiple hippos mouths simultaneously*
If an anime was made about a baby turtle, it’d probably be 10x more interesting than some mainstream anime. That’s a main character making it out of all that, for sure.
I thought that was called Attack on Titan... mb ig.
@@Undomaranel Is this a reference to the Rumbling? Just curious. (Also, aot has a goated storyline.)
@@Paxalogicalit’s so funny. I remembered when AOT was hated on first season…
@@Undomaranellol it literally is the first 3 season of attack on Titan. All to reach the ocean.
AoT is trash
It’s insane how much hippos portrayed as these friendly, pettable creature, but they really got the least chill out of any animal, and I’m not just talking about recent TikTok trends.
I have never heard people call hippos friendly and pettable
@@A_Randomguy_ They mean in media like cartoons and whatnot. Hippos in a lot of media (especially for kids) portrays them as just fat, laid-back fruit eaters (ex: madagascar franchise).
While people individually *don't* call hippos friendly and pettable, media for kids and younger audiences (I don't just mean shows mind you) *do* .
There is an actual Christmas song called "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas" also look at the Madagascar movies in America at least children grow up thinking of hippos as passive herbivores
It's because they look "chubby and harmless". We (for some reason) assume that fat-looking creatures are harmless and even friendly, likely because we assume they can't give a chance like "athletic" animal can. Many don't realize that just because an animal looks like it's fat, doesn't mean it actually is.
@@A_Randomguy_ I feel like most of my life, I've seen them be made out to be chill, as well.
12:24 Perfect add placement.
“They gotta deal with all of these, the gauntlet, the sibling rivalries, the occasional cannibalism, be glad you’re not a…” “Chevy 2024 Silverado”
🤣🤣🤣
Every day I remember just how thankful I am that I am not a Chevy 2024 Silverado 😂
This is comedy gold😂😂😂😂
"In my non-professional online opinion"
Dude, I learn more about animals from you than I did from school, Nat Geo, Discovery Channel, and my own general "looking things up online" days combined.
You may not be licensed, but you are absolutely a better teacher than any of the pros.
Appreciate you 🤝
I think the same as you
Same here...superb delivery with a lot of dry humor.
For real
Facts, no need to look up info. Our guy delivers 🤘😎
I remember being a little kid and crying when I saw what male lions will do to cubs that aren't theirs for the first time. It took quite a while to realize that those same cubs, had they grown up, would have been the same way.
I like this channel for the same reason. It takes away the Disneyfied version of the natural world many grow up with so they can see how it actually is: beautiful, awe inspiring and even playful, but brutal, complex, and driven by a need to survive and continue one's line as well as get whatever one can out of life by whatever needs necessary.
Those cubs likely wouldn’t have been the same way. The females are female of course, but most of the males will just die as virgins because they aren’t strong enough to become the alpha.
@@orppranator5230 That's not quite how lions work. A fair number of times, lion males form coalitions (yes, that's the tern) typically ranging from 2-5 in order to improve their chances of successful hunts and to overpower other males, and they share the mating rights.
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"Yes, nature is cruel. But *we* don't have to be."
-Temple Grandin
A Hoyoverse Honkai star rail add. Thats what i got haha
"Nature may be cruel, but I CAN BE CRUELER!!!"
-Ren Hoëk
@@zackpumpkinhead8882YOU CAN BE CRUELER THAN THAT, JACK
@@LlamasAreFluffy I'm FU&%ING INVINCIBLE!!!
Love that reference and your absolutely right
While being a human is still tough, thank God I wasn’t any of these animals.
You're welcome
Amen
id say being a human is amazing compared to most of nature
Being human is not tough. We are the only species that has time to complain. These other species way to busy trying to not die and live long enough to clap cheeks for the species.
@@Aspencio For real, *many people have NO IDEA how easy we get by comparison.*
5:54 the reason I could never be a nature photographer is of I saw that, I would not be able to resist taking the pup with me. BABY DESERVES BETTER PARENTS
"Spawnkilling before they spawn"
It's an eternity in there...
Jeremy... :[
Emesis Blue moment
Ah yes, the Jaunt.
*insert burnt calamari spy here*
Relapse is a Hell of a thing ain’t it?
My mother put me on a bus by myself ( I was 11 ) when we lived in Michigan to go down to Texas to live with my uncle... I get down there and find out my uncle passed away two days before I got there... A local police officer takes me in and contacts my mother... Her response was I got rid of him and don't want him back... This is the short and sweet version... Let's just say I'm surprised I lived to see my 15th birthday and even more surprised I lived to see 40...
@@KAT-dg6el Same boat here. when I was a kid my mother was an entitled bitch who went "soon all will be us... or all will be DEAD!" -- she was speaking about how we'd be rich and everyone else would be slaves to us or dead. Worshiped the rich "class" and said "they know how to live our lives better than we do" ... yeah, didn't happen. heh. "motherly love" my ass, that was straight terrorizing anyone that "was not her".
I'm sorry to hear what happened to you. Similar situation happened to both of my grandfathers, but they had it better, because when their people kicked them out, they knew they had to make their way. They didn't show up somewhere expecting at least a roof.
God bless you, and may Karma make your next childhood easier.
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sounds like a good first chapter of a memoir that'd make me want to keep reading.
i'm so so sorry. obviously nothing i say will change anything. but you are so strong and you deserved so much better.
So storks really do drop babies.
Just their own.
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Dang..
😂😂😂 daaaamn
frrrr
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Knowing that there's a Goose called a "Barnacle Goose" and a Barnacle called "Goose Barnacle" scratches an itch in my brain I never knew I had
No wonder once existed a myth if barnacle goose actually born from tree bearing barnacles in the sea (barnacle geese only breed in Northern part of Europe so its make sense if people who living further south from Scandinavia never see nesting barnacle goose and assumed if they born from barnacle)
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There's a reason for the names too. Centuries ago, before we knew about bird migration, Barnacle Geese were thought to spring from Goose Barnacles in a process known as 'spontaneous generation'.
@@Ruffian_Xion The lore goes deep....
there's also deer mouse and mouse deer; another fun fact: the terms for male & female mice & deer are the same, buck for males and doe for females
Despite the theme, I'm happy sand tiger sharks get mentioned. They are criminally underrated, imo, and my favorite sea pupper.
Fetal friendly fire is now a sequence of words that I have thought with my brain and typed with my fingers all because of sand sharks. Thanks, sand sharks!
Yeah but evolutionarily speaking it's pretty good tactic for ensuring you only end up putting the majority of energy into the fastest and strongest recombination.
Speaking of cannibalism, I remember being told in school that cannibalism in nature only happens in crisis situations. But that's not nature, that's human. Cannibalism is common in nature for multiple reasons. It's important not to apply a human view of morality on nature because it can lead to misunderstanding of the truth.
Sometimes we don't even have to be in a crisis situation to partake of the forbidden hamburger, sometimes we just become the crisis situation.
@@Tony-nt5zd Brain switch flip: Never seen walking talking hamburgers before...
Exactly. Animals don’t have the same emotions or morals as humans do. Most of their behaviors are based on survival. We shouldn’t judge them as good or evil when they’re just trying to live another day.
That's why it's so ridiculous for people to compare us to animals, they live a completely different life than us in every way. No human being is born underneath volcanic ash and told from birth to simply "survive", every species has a code of morals and ethics that completely differ from our own, things like cannibalism and 🍇 are so widely common and accepted amongst others beings, unlike us.
Humans and animals are only similar in the fact that we share some DNA, a planet, and some anatomy with each other, aside from that we are nothing alike.
Your point being...?
I went on a school trip to Costa Rica to study sea turtles in high school. In the village we stayed in, there had been a "curfew" of sorts implemented. On nights of the full moon during turtle season, lights had to be out once darkness hit. The turtles had been getting confused by the village's light, so the scientists working there had worked with the people to make this new rule. And since the people there loved their turtles, they were more than willing to oblige.
That is really cool! :D
I also went to Costa Rica for school and it was such a breath of fresh air to see everyday people care about nature like they do and considering how beautiful the country is, I’m glad it’s being protected
Awwwwww that’s so cool! That brings me hope for humanity 🥹
Honestly just imagine being a baby hippo and then randomly getting eaten by your dad for no reason other than he was a little bit hungry
he was a Hungry Hippo
@@Amberclaudi he was a hungry, hungry hippo
They beat me to it! Hungry Hungry Hippos isn't just a game! 😮
hippos are herbivores so he was just feeling a little sociopathic.
Edit: mostly herbivorous as they have been witness engaging in omnivorous behaviour, so says google.
Hippos don't eat the babies, they just vaporize them so there's less food competition. Hippos kill a lot of animals, sometimes just for fun, but they consume the bodies.
Sea Turles infancy is literally their equivalent of storming Normandy in D-Day as a newborn.
Man, nothing like nature videos to make me _really_ appreciate having been born as a human.
Harp seals weaning their young in 12 days is one thing, but that's not even the shortest.
Hooded seals apparently do it in 3!
Once you hear about how Quokka's, Kangaroos and Wallabies handle their Joey's, you realise just how hardcore Australian animals really are.
Australia is hard mode
When I hear about the animals of Australia I am always reminded when Terry Pratchett had DEATH inquire about the harmless creatures in Fourecks, which was Discworld's version of Australia.
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?
Finally Death reached up and caught the single sheet of paper.
He read it carefully and then turned it over briefly just in case anything was written on the other side.
“May I?” said Albert. Death handed him the paper.
“‘Some of the sheep."
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with headlines like "Venomous snake found hiding in school toilet cubicle", when I see one of their kids I'm like, aw I hope you're the one in your brood who gets to become a full-fledged Australian, little buddy. Nah, my country's the starting zone in terms of fauna.
@AntoDesormeaux Nawh.! I see a headline like that..I'm thinking..send all kids going to the dumper..with overpowered shocksyicks..and extra tork litter pickers pinchers..!!
@@njivwathomassilavwe2056For real. It was the last wild frontier...still wild. Still hard.
A hippo baby shower would definitely be terrifying, especially if everyone is on demon time.
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What I'm getting from this is that on the whole, humans have a remarkably low infant mortality rate.
Yeah, especially now with vaccines and plentiful food. Like, we don't realise that until 70-ish years ago when you had a baby, you didn't always expect them to make it to adulthood. Yeah, expecting your children to all survive is actually a luxury we have now.
But even before that with how human lifespans, reproductive cycles, and pregnancy work it's always been in our best interest to take very good care of our young. Like, we can have 1 baby, maybe 2 on very rare occasions, roughly per year. Except that pregnancy and childbirth take a huge amount of energy and health out of mothers, so the baby-factory method is out of the question. And those harsh pregnancies I just mentioned? Yeah they're also a key reason we can't just grow until we're semi-competent inside mom like other animals; the human body just can't really withstand much more than 9 months.
So that leaves us with 1 utterly helpless baby every couple years or so max, we've gotta raise that thing for years before it's even able to do anything close to feeding itself and if it makes it to adulthood it can live for decades. Thus humanity's gameplan for parenthood was simple: take VERY good care of that baby, keep dad and other family around to make sure mom stays alive while very pregnant and then recovering, and again, do everything you can to get that baby to the point it's grown enough to be capable.
Well... Now. Ppl used to have 8 kids like regularly. Queen Victoria had 8 or 9 even tho she loathed pregnancy.
@@StonedtotheBones13 true, but even then we didn't have litters, just a single child, rarely some twins or more, and despite not having the expectation that all our kids would make it to adulthood we still had far fewer than animals with similar mortality rates.
that "after all, whats 17 more years!..." had Me LOLing... Nicely done
"MAMA I'M HUNGRY AGAIN" "Really? What a coincidence so am I... Lil Bugbro are you still hungry too?" "N-No mama I think I'll survive til later..." "That's right you will."
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"I was traumatized by 3 words: hippo baby shower" props for mentally surviving such wild thing
Just imagine being the Sand tiger pup in the other Uterus, thinking you have won only to see your twin from God knows where, kill you off.
friendly fire at its finest
Hey brother, we've won. We're about to be Born
The other shark there can only be one
Ahhhh.. nothing like a happy video filled with positive vibes about the beauty of childhood.. very wholesome 10/10
11:34
"And if you thought all babies were born innocent, check out these baby sharks! Eating each other before they're even born!"
I swear "but don't worry, it gets worse" is becoming this channel's catchphrase
I mean hey, if it ain't broke
don't fix it.
The shoebill is a muppet and nothing you can say will convince me otherwise.
More like discount dinosaur creepy Darwinist descendant
You are under arrest! Get your hand out where I can see it! GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THAT STORK!
Looks like the Dark Crystal anatagonists (skek'sis)
Muppet built around a manual post hole digger (I wanted those kinds of shovels to be called something like, short and snappy, but they’re not. They’re called manual post hole diggers.)
Nah, they're feathery machine guns
I was so sad watching all this until you said "Baby birds are the potato chips of nature" I had the fastest mood-shift in the west and I'm laughing hysterically.
*Chicken nuggies*
8:56 So storks really DO deliver babies!
6:16 that OmniMan clip is dark but super fitting 😅😅😅
Just seeing a hippo running at max speed, full sport mode shook me. I already knew most of their insane power but apparently that wasn't even their final form.
Maybe its a good idea if someone creating horror story with hippo/hippo inspired creatures as the main threat
Maybe its a good idea if someone creating horror story with hippo/hippo inspired creatures as the main threat
61 years old here and I love your videos.
Even my mom loves them.
Education with a great sense of humor delivered at warp speed.
Hang on Doctor McCoy.
That damn squeaky toy sound effect when the baby bird bounced off the cliff gave me one of the most guilt-ridden chuckles ever! 🤭
I swear!!!
Heya C.G. I love you but I will not stand for slander : The bird you showed for the first part of the hooded grebe section, is actually the great crested grebe. They lay 1-6 eggs, mostly 3-4. They are pretty good parents and are capable off carrying most, if not all hatchlings, even diving with them like a little avian submarine. They are absolutely not known for leaving their brood behind; they are fiercely protective and territorial. I have a few breeding pairs around my house, and they'll usually end up with 2 juveniles that eventually make it into adulthood. 1-2 chicks are often lost either when rats steal eggs or hatchlings, or caught while diving by predatory fish. not much the parent can do against 1m pike or 2m catfish... Cresties are ferocious hunters, and the young start diving and hunting early, so they are bound to run into predators. Hooded grebes feed mainly on invertebrates, and breed in large colonies.
Running the gauntlet isn’t a skill issue💀it’s flat out luck😂
Seeing how bad some animals have it, makes me appreciate my own life. My life could've far worse if I was born as one of those animals
You missed one parenting tactic in particular that can be quite brutal. The American Coot will hatch a full nest of eggs, then proceed to favor the oldest ones while leaving the youngest ones to starve. They will even go as far to kill the younger chicks because they don't want to bother feeding them. Why? Because American Coots are also brood parasites. Other coots will lay eggs in the same nest, and the parents figure that the first chick to hatch is most likely theirs since its the oldest. This is strictly decided by age as well, there was a researcher that swapped the eggs or something in a nest and they still took care of the oldest chicks first.
Also a good mention is any chick unlucky enough to be spawned in the same nest as a cuckoo nestling. Cuckoos' first instinct is to spawn kill the competition in a nest
rude
They’ll just push the unhatched eggs out if the cuckoo can hatch early enough, which they often do
Don't forget that the cuckoo that laid the egg is most likely still watching over the nest and will destroy it if the owners realise that one of the eggs isn't theirs and they throw it out of the nest.
Bro the sound effects is devious 😂 2:26
It made me laugh out loud
4:08 Imagine that hellish scene as on of those babys. Just so gargantuan version of the teaming hordes of yourself. It just standibg over you all, plucking up your fellow crabs at random with an emotionless hunger as it devours countless like yourself. Truely nightmare level stuff.
I owned guppies as a kid, and LET ME TELL YOU
The second you need something called "baby grass" in your tank for when your fish are being born... yeah... those babies go through it
Basically the adults canalize the babies. As a kid, we had to sometimes QUARANTINE guppies that were harassing birthing mothers.
Needless to say, most children learn about death through goldfish, I learned about how surprisingly commonplace eating your young is in the animal kingdom...
So did I, but I've never been told about baby grass, what I did was manually catch each baby as it got born (and fast because I was scared the mom is gonna get to it first) and put them in a separate container. The first one I had birthed around 60. I continued to raise them and their lineage for a few more years. I'm 29 now and haven't had fishes for 15 years, but for some reason I still have regular fish-related nightmares, that's how much they traumatized me.
@@sweetgirl070707 Honestly, we just let nature run its course. Some babies made it to the grass and we raised them
Worse thing that happened was when our snail... um... decided he wanted to be a slug...
12:04 "Utero-cannibalism" is the most disturbing term i've ever heard
(sounds badass tho)
Reminds me of bestiality. If you didn’t know what it meant it would sound badass
Sukuna be like
3:38 the drink is called a sex on the beach in case anyone was wondering.
Thank you
Ohhh thanks!
I thought it was a Bloody Mary, and things were SO much worse in my mind!
Thanks for explaining. I got distracted by how good the drink looks and wanting to order one but I didn't know the name. Then I thought somehow the crabs having copious amounts of it meant they were out on the beach stealing drinks and getting plastered😂
Ty bro
The Pikmin music as the background music was a perfect choice
I think one of my favorite meme images is:
Humans: give birth to baby in a safe and comfortable home, protected by family
Birds: let eggs hatch in a safe nest high away from predators
Sea Turtles: FOR THE REPUBLIC!!!
The camera doesn't justify the size and speed of a hippo, it is amazing and brown pants inducing at the same time
Thinking about a turtles' childhood, the name "crush" is WAY too fitting
I've always said that adult seaturtles are like the animal version of a Vietnam veteran
Except they're still in the war... till the day they die...
2:43 One of the saddest things I’ve ever seen IRL was when some Canada geese, who must’ve built a nest on top of the warehouse where I saw this, had to guide their three chicks to the ground. The roof of the warehouse was about 20ft off the ground, btw, and surrounded by a cement parking lot. First, the parents flew to the ground and called up to their chicks. The chicks hesitated before jumping to the ground one-by-one. The first two did not land gracefully but got up and walked to their parents. The third one hit the ground and did not get up. The parents walked over to it and stood there for 5 to 10 seconds before walking away, with the other two goslings behind them. When they had walked far enough away, I walked over to the fallen gosling and confirmed that it was dead. I was sad, of course, but would've felt worse if it been maimed and abandoned.
Bro would break netflix if they gave him a show
11:45 "it's a special type of spawn killing,when you don't even let them spawn
Those sharks were spawn camping 100's of years before online gaming.
*millions
Turtles be storming them normandy meat grinders like it's 1944.
Nah the soldiers had tanks
I would say it is closer to Dunkirk than Normandy, with them desperately trying to get off the beach.
@@Headbringer true, true
14:27 Sun's out, guns out. 💪
Love the coconut crab photobombing the xmas island crabs at their bridge -- 4:23 you see it walk from middle of screen to exit right around 4:29.
The “that’s not a smudge” line killed me
Totally got me lol. I was sitting there thinking "that's actually pretty good for only raising one at a-- oh. oh, okay then."
@@littlebear274 it’s also a reference to when he was talking about a jellyfish and said they “can grow up to be 3.3… just a smudge, 33 feet long”
Banged my shin on a table to get here
Your humor / writing is another level. Never stop growing sir, you are awesome
You and Ze Frank are my favorite animal video creators thanks for your hard work.
7:07 ADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!
Bro... that woman saying that initial "ADAM!"... Pure. Unadulterated. Nostalgia 😂😢😅😂
7:06 ADAM!
I actually expected Komodo Dragons being mentioned.
Because the only reason why their mother would return after neglecting her kids is for a snack.
Daaaammnn homie! I didn't realize how swole you were until the picture at the end. Props
Two tickets to the gun show!
@@YochevedDesigns Ya...I didn't hear him mention anything about any pythons during the video but there are clearly two pretty huge size ones in the picture right before the video ends.
"Chlamydia Care Bear" Bruh, I swear, you make the funniest analogies with animals.
The guy who got bit by the shark fetus, I completely understand. I used to work in a pig farm and when I'd help the mama pigs out during active labor, I'd get bit by the piglets I was trying to pull out. I had to train myself not to freak out when getting bit because it could hurt the mom if I yanked my hand out. In pigs it's a complete accident at least.
Just to say salt water crocs have it pretty bad too, especially in some parts of Australia, like the Adelaide river. From the nest to adult hood it’s around a 99% mortality rate and the mother and father have been know to eat there young just because they feel like it
As a pallete cleanser we need a sequel about the best childhoods.
Seconded!
And thirded!
Finally, a worthy video. Our entertainment shall be LEGENDARY
Man, you and TierZoo are like the top tier of cool yet surfacelevel-understandable animal videos. I always love to see a new video. ❤👊
If you like this genre, check out Ze Frank. He's hysterical!
@@YochevedDesigns Oh I forgot about him! He's good too!
To be fair to the Quokka, they have no (or at least, _almost_ no) predators on their island (Rottnest Island). Which is why they're not too bothered about the safety of their offspring, as well as have little to no fear of humans and are delightfully cute and curious of us. Plus they love a stroke and a scratch too! Cute li'l things!
“That which does not kill you, makes you stronger. If it killed you, you were probably a baby animal.”
This man is one of the most talented people on TH-cam. Cant think of any orher vid when i learn this much and laugh this much in 15 minutes. Kudos to you sir.
"Like the world to Ray Charles, it only gets darker." Why, bruh? Why you do this? lol
When I was in early Elementary School we had to do research on our favorite animals and present our findings to the class. Well my two favorite animals were Polar Bears and Sea Turtles…..needless to say I ended up doing a project on giraffes, because that information messed me up for awhile.
4:50 Who knew Godzilla had such a dangerous childhood.
You need a TV show. Awsome as always.
3:57 - that crab was pregnant
she was eating babies to feed her babies....
Nature, you scary!
@deeya
Mr. Krabs: *“Hnm. So that's what I taste like.”*
@@aleksandarvil5718Nah the krabby patty was just old and dried up!
Mamadou: "All but one in ten thousand crablets are statistically f*cked"
meanwhile:
0.0001%=1 in 1 million.
I'm one in a crabillion
@@ununun9995And I am one in a krillion.
"Like the world to Ray Charles, it only gets darker" lmao you magnificent bastard.
Man 18 years of care (hopefully) for humans… we’re lucky
I've come to understand that nature is indeed "bloody in tooth and claw" but it's to keep alive; it's not like the mom eats the baby because she's bored or impulsive; it's not a choice; the female has to survive to keep that genetic tree sprouting. Wow, I'm mixing some metaphors here. Very solid presentation of a very difficult subject!
Casual Geographic You Never Disappoint. Thank you as always love London UK.
Appreciate you!
Father Otters will hold there babies hostage if they don’t get food
There babies? Where babies? 😂😂😂
Seriously though, get your shit together, and stop being such an NPC.
When the geography is casual
When nature is from the hood.
wait until competitive arrives
Causal Violence
Competitive History
@@Xfeum Hostile timeline
The fact we have to censor NATURE is kinda wild to me
8:12 The penguin said No and it meant it😂😂😂