Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: SORCERESS

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  • @TheBrandonTenold
    @TheBrandonTenold  4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Who says a movie called "Sorceress" actually needs to have a sorceress in it? Not Roger Corman!

    • @d3fqon
      @d3fqon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Roger Corman's favorite spell is Titticus Appearicus

    • @jakesaathoff1725
      @jakesaathoff1725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey Brandon. If you're looking for cult movies, use the Vudu streaming app. It's free.

    • @cindigonzalez7350
      @cindigonzalez7350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hey Brandon! I have a question. You made a review for 3 Tales from the Crypt movies,but why didn't you review the 1972 Tales from the Crypt movie from Britain? It's on youtube for free btw.

    • @crazyking1896
      @crazyking1896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know right!!

    • @Nestalgba92023
      @Nestalgba92023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Will you do William Fridckin's another masterpiece: Sorcerer(s ·1977)?

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Wait the villain's name is Trigon??? Guess that's why he wants her daughter back, he wants to turn her into Raven.

  • @firebrand723
    @firebrand723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I’m sick of cheating on him with the monkey
    That line is genius

  • @davidhanson4909
    @davidhanson4909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    The best part of these 80's swords-&-sorcery ripoffs is definitely the Boris Vallejo poster art. I loved that guy as a kid.

    • @jessehilton1337
      @jessehilton1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      David Hanson so very true.

    • @Bonzulac
      @Bonzulac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      '80s.

    • @capmar-vell92returns20
      @capmar-vell92returns20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They feel like the paintings of Frank Frazetta.

    • @CorbCorbin
      @CorbCorbin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      CapMar-Vell92 Returns
      That’s who Boris was influenced by most.

    • @user-mb9nm7bq5e
      @user-mb9nm7bq5e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’m 26 now, but it brings me so much nostalgia from when I was kid in Brazil. All of these corny movies Brandon reviews would play on some random channel down there back in 2001. Prob was too young to have watched them tbh 😂

  • @TacDyne
    @TacDyne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I saw this in the theater when it was released... with my mom... who was psychotically prudish lol. But she taught Latin, Spanish, English and had taught college Mythology classes. She wasn't embarrassed anymore when Pan showed up and she was like, "Oh! A Satyr!".... and began to rattle off tidbits of mythological lore IN the theater. The audience was comprised of fans of such things lol.

    • @jamesduncan6729
      @jamesduncan6729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Watching this with your mother was probably excruciatingly awkward, I bet, once it got to the part where Mara is getting some D and her twin moans all over the floor...

    • @geoffreyschotte9028
      @geoffreyschotte9028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I begged my mother(teacher) to take me to Conan when I was 11. Oh she tried dragging me out of the theater 3 different times... Lol

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    I'll bet Pando is a distant relative of Torgo. They even have the same legs.

    • @theblocksays
      @theblocksays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Van Maiorano Nah, each step would just make MEME goat sounds.

    • @ebwarg
      @ebwarg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      theblocksays Or replace the goat sounds with desert rain frog sounds...

    • @BeeDub57
      @BeeDub57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Torgo was actually meant to be a satyr like Pando, but the leg prosthetics didn't really work. Of course, that was the least of Manos's problems...

    • @derekmartinez7134
      @derekmartinez7134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm so glad these comments have some MST influence to them.

    • @Blutteufel
      @Blutteufel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BeeDub57 The prosthetics worked fine-the actor was just a knob and wore them backwards. Most likely because he was tripping balls on tabs the entire time.

  • @RokuroCarisu
    @RokuroCarisu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    Pando is a satyr, and him being a pervert is really the closest this movie gets to being historically accurate.

    • @KamenRiderHellhound
      @KamenRiderHellhound 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      You mean Mythologically correct.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      To be fair, i wouldn't resist the charm of twin blonde ass kickers.
      Yum yum.

    • @seanmcgrath3826
      @seanmcgrath3826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MinscFromBaldursGate92 I wouldn't either, especially if one is a redhead ...

    • @user-yv2cz8oj1k
      @user-yv2cz8oj1k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's not history. Also I'm pretty sure girls like these would only touch you with a 2x4. 🤣

    • @randomguy2518
      @randomguy2518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The twins were smokin hot, shame they weren't in more movies, they at least deserved someone better than Brilo -cles McGooberDouche as they're.....love interest?........toyboy?......semi-Intelligent walking dildo?

  • @dirus3142
    @dirus3142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    The "dwarf" guy looks cool. He looks like a life size version of an old Ral Partha Dwarf D&D mini.

    • @arcotroll8530
      @arcotroll8530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He was suppossed to be a viking I think.

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@arcotroll8530
      Could be both.
      Dwarf vikings are a thing in fantasy

    • @arcotroll8530
      @arcotroll8530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thatonea-hole Yes, but a tall dwarf? Can you think of a bigger oxymoron?

    • @darrenjohnston4511
      @darrenjohnston4511 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@walbergverissimo2815 what

    • @garrick3727
      @garrick3727 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought he was the dwarf pc from Golden Axe.

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "Hello girls. You may remember me as Hindu Chris Christopherson from earlier. But apparently, I'm Moses now."

    • @ronbo11
      @ronbo11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Check this one out. He's been a singer/songwriter/Hollywood player for years. www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/11316168/kris-kristofferson-talks-about-hit-movie-a-star-is-born-barbra-streisand-and-johnny-cash/

    • @SpadeRZA
      @SpadeRZA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought of Moses when I first saw Corona or whatever his name is.

  • @jameswoodard4304
    @jameswoodard4304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I feel like Pando can be explained by an old rule of Latin American film making: "The comic relief in a low-budget Mexican movie SHALL be a creepy perve."
    You don't believe me? Just watch a few. You will.

  • @lbwlawyer
    @lbwlawyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    What’s really sad is that the cat god vs witch head fight was still better effects than the dragon fight in Mortal Kombat Annihilation

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or the Cyber-Ninjas fighting, which still look worse than the Luke Cage vs Scorpion fight, or the Sub-Zero vs Scorpion fight in the TV series. :/

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah. At least those things could move, somewhat. Here the bat-lion-taur thing just snarls at the Two-Face lady head until she explodes.

    • @kellychuang8373
      @kellychuang8373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Later on that scene will be in another movie Wizards of the Lost Kingdom and shown on the recent MST3K. Anyway just check that out if your interested.

  • @birdofevil4252
    @birdofevil4252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I suggest Brandon review the bad, but good-hearted, sword & sorcery fantasy film "The Barbarian Brothers". It stars the identical twin bodybuilders Peter & David Paul. This movie has more manly-male awesomness than any fantasy film ever made!
    It also stars Michael Berryman, who played the bald bug-eyed cannibal in the original "Hills Have Eyes".

  • @darthnecrosis1705
    @darthnecrosis1705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    A Brandon Tenold upload is perfect for brightening up a gloomy day.

    • @Buckeye_4_Life_
      @Buckeye_4_Life_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You must live in Ohio if it's gloomy out.. lol

    • @andrewbard4648
      @andrewbard4648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Buckeye_4_Life_ I live in Western PA and yep gloomy and gross haha.

    • @Buckeye_4_Life_
      @Buckeye_4_Life_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@andrewbard4648 it gets old doesn't it..? I live in western Ohio..I took a week trip last year to Pheonix Arizona and I did not want to come back.

    • @andrewbard4648
      @andrewbard4648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Buckeye_4_Life_ I'm from Maine and holy damn u made up my mind I'm moving back this summer. The weather here suuuuucks!

    • @Buckeye_4_Life_
      @Buckeye_4_Life_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andrewbard4648 Well I wouldn't think Maine would be mutch better..?

  • @mightyfilm
    @mightyfilm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I'd say the "lion monster" is a Manticore, but I can't tell if it has a scorpion tail.

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It could be, but it also has a torso growing out of the place where the lion head would be, and the wings are attached to that... Also no, has no scorpion tail. I dunno why a god named Vital looks like this...

    • @RelativelyBest
      @RelativelyBest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, manticores weren't always depicted with scorpion tails. Though, the fact that it has wings also makes it resemble a lamassu, an Assyrian protective deity, which would make more sense in this context.

    • @johngleeman8347
      @johngleeman8347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RelativelyBest Yeah I got lamassu vibes from "Vital" or whatever its name is.

  • @nilsnyman6767
    @nilsnyman6767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Damn, I really miss all these 80s D&Desque flicks.

    • @crhu319
      @crhu319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It took oh only 40 years to convince girls to play D&D.

  • @wildroses2009
    @wildroses2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I saw this movie on TH-cam listed as “Educational”. It was very educational. After it was over I knew what boobs looked like.

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's VERY educational!

    • @ancapftw9113
      @ancapftw9113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just like the Barbarian, I too didn't know what a woman was.

    • @nobbynoris
      @nobbynoris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You never get too old to be educated. You can go on learning throughout your life.

  • @HiperPivociarz
    @HiperPivociarz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Ah this movie takes me back to the 80s, where I watched it as a little girl child.

  • @bambufan3636
    @bambufan3636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    4:37 So this is where Aphex Twin got his Window Licker look from!

  • @MrAlman8
    @MrAlman8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Considering the Swastika was also a symbol of good luck & its on a dice. [& its not set in the 1930,s] Its safe to say that Erlick was into good fortune especially when he scored a 2 for 1 deal with the twins.

  • @nobbynoris
    @nobbynoris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Brandon, you lovely, lovely man you. Now that you've made me aware of this fine piece of cinematography I have ordered a DVD copy from eBay, and I'm now sitting here rubbing my hands in glee in anticipation of its arrival.

  • @jasonjlloyd
    @jasonjlloyd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Brandon's easily the best of the niche film review group of tubers and he deserves way more subs than he's got.

  • @wopjohn
    @wopjohn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Greatest male perm in film
    history
    1-Shelly+ friday 13th part 3
    2-Akton-starcrash
    3-erlick-sorceresses

  • @andrewtaylor940
    @andrewtaylor940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    These two also played the stripper twins in the 80's Mike Hammer movie "I, The Jury".

  • @Phoenixesper1
    @Phoenixesper1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    16:35 So now we know what happens when you try to summon 2 final fantasy summons at once! You get THAT abomination!

    • @jamesduncan6729
      @jamesduncan6729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wonder if it's as strong as Bahamut... Or if it's effectively worthless in battle 🤔...

  • @juliagoodwin3461
    @juliagoodwin3461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    16:38 “Heart of a lion, and the wings of a bat, because it’s Midnite!”

  • @Bluecho4
    @Bluecho4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Also, didn't Crona mention that he'd kill the Sorcerer three times, and that the one in the opening was just the first? Did that ever mean anything? Are we to assume sometime in the future the big bad comes back to life and tries to sacrifice his daughter again, and needs to be put down a third time?

  • @nope1018
    @nope1018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I keep imagining Pando's head peaking around the corner in Eraserhead.

  • @DCeasedbrickbuilds
    @DCeasedbrickbuilds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Please do Sword & The Sorcerer...that’s a damn cult classic!

    • @djplong
      @djplong ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's my favorite 80s B-movie flick!

  • @lbwlawyer
    @lbwlawyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I see that Traigon was a graduate of the Count Zarth Arn (Starcrash) school of movie villain speechmaking

  • @Deboe37
    @Deboe37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At 8:12 old girl in the back in the yellow dress couldn't hold herself back from laughing at dudes acting skill 🤣😂

  • @RydarkVoyager
    @RydarkVoyager 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Wasn't it established that the villain had 3 lives? He was snuffed twice, meaning there is still a chance for a sequel. Oh, boy....

    • @demizson576
      @demizson576 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kinda figures that Jim Wynorski could only count to 2.

  • @BouncingTribbles
    @BouncingTribbles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    This movie is DnD. The orphans on a quest join other warriors of questionable morals one by one? Definitely an honorary campaign.

    • @johnnysizemore5797
      @johnnysizemore5797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Bonewulfe -- actually had a GM rip this movie's storyline right off, but they made the female leads NPC's we had to protect. Almost had a Tpk at the end(we were dumbbells and left the Maguffin Twins at camp "for safety reasons")...

    • @randomguy2518
      @randomguy2518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nowhere near enough collateral damage for one of our campaigns,looking back....our "heroes" usually caused more devastation than the bad guys. Pretty sure we drove the DM nuts too

    • @fugitiveunknown7806
      @fugitiveunknown7806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Roll to see if I'm getting drunk!"

    • @randomguy2518
      @randomguy2518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was always a large part of it

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@johnnysizemore5797 Heh, were the pervy undead wights?

  • @TRIKNIGHT
    @TRIKNIGHT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I think the guy next to Erlick at 7:46 needs a black box, just in case.

  • @bohemianmonk6222
    @bohemianmonk6222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have been hoping for YEARS that you would review this film! I'm simply too poor to pay you to do so. Thank you, Brandon!

  • @hectorfuji
    @hectorfuji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Never heard of this movie but now need to listen to the soundtrack, James Horner is one of my favorite composers.

    • @Nergalsama01
      @Nergalsama01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Heh, I knew the soundtrack sounded familiar. Like Horner's work from "Battle Beyond the Stars". :D

    • @hectorfuji
      @hectorfuji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nergalsama01 yeah, he was known for recycling tunes, still one of my faves though.

    • @marcwate4035
      @marcwate4035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Nergalsama01 I think it is from that movie.

  • @joeyd6272
    @joeyd6272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Once again, in the midst of watching some old vids and this new one pops up. Day is made👍

  • @wolfe440
    @wolfe440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    “They are....gIrL cHiLdReN.”

    • @edisonlima4647
      @edisonlima4647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Such a natural way of speaking.

    • @wolfe440
      @wolfe440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So it Goes Dialogue 101

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They keep saying that a lot of times in the movie. Makes me think the scriptwriter was mexican too... or did not speak english well.

    • @wolfe440
      @wolfe440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Swift Nimblefoot I think they were trying to go for what they thought of as a more FaNtAsY uNiVeRsE way of speaking, and they just failed miserably.

  • @TheSchlockPile
    @TheSchlockPile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m not really sure how your videos hadn’t popped into my TH-cam feed until around 2 weeks ago but I’m really glad they have cause they’re cracking me up and they’re keeping me very entertained during this whole pandemic thing. Thank you!

  • @davidhanson4909
    @davidhanson4909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Now you should do the other Sorceress. Or how about any Julie Strain movie, given how sick she is? She's probably been in more "cult" movies than anyone.

    • @demizson576
      @demizson576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh, goodie! The black box will be doing overtime!
      :)

  • @stevenbolstridge596
    @stevenbolstridge596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Awesome! Evil Dead and Iron Maiden references in one video.

  • @KarlBunker
    @KarlBunker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "The two who are one"? More like the two who have four, amiright? 🙄😬

  • @jaymaddox4181
    @jaymaddox4181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Me and my best friend saw this in theaters when we were in our early teens. First R rated film I am not mistaken. As cheesy as it is I enjoyed it back then.

  • @mike7236
    @mike7236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bought this movie in February it was good fun. It was bugging me throughout the movie that the helmets the Sorcerers men are wearing looked similar to the helmet Frodo wore at Morder to hide from the Orcs.

  • @Matayis_Patchbelly
    @Matayis_Patchbelly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember renting this as a kid. My mom was less than pleased. Not sure if I should be proud or ashamed that I've seen nearly every movie you've covered thus far. Too many late nights with TNT, USA Network, Cinemax,etc... I also had a top notch local video store. Good times, Great oldies!

  • @theterbear9915
    @theterbear9915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you, I wasnt the only one thinking of Army of Darkness reference. And the villain look like a Mexican Laurence Fishburne.

  • @palaiologos4441
    @palaiologos4441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:03 Is that supposed to be a Minoan fresco behind that magnum-d0nged saytr?

  • @arkayoarkayo4739
    @arkayoarkayo4739 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "An d this chick who brought some black bars with her". 😂

  • @reeferman502
    @reeferman502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Reliving my teen years watching these"movies"is enjoyable and discovering this channel and host just adds to my entertainment. I never thought I'd encounter someone from Sask. making this kind of ...? Snarky Saskatchewan Sarcasm-master, my hat is off to you! I'm telling my sister (who still lives out there) to check your channel and see what she has to say. I think she will have a good laugh at least.Where do you send these from? If you live up north of P.A., I understand some of why as l also had the experience of spending my demented childhood and teen years being dragged up in a shitty little town that will remain unnamed. What a fun time that was watching these movies at two in the morning(except for the fact that there were more ads than movie). Still, when that's all there is to watch you just have to make the best of what it is and try to enjoy(however that may be). I wish this kind of show was around back then and am quite pleased to see it now-best of luck and fortune in the future!

  • @SwaggyG_2102
    @SwaggyG_2102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Hey Brandon, I hope you're doing ok during these pandemic times

  • @Doctor-Stoppage
    @Doctor-Stoppage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I literally came here today thinking "I hope there's more hilarious, shitty fantasy movie reviews." Thank-you, Brandon. Thank-you. 😌
    #MagicReasons

  • @darkcoeficient
    @darkcoeficient 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Finally, a movie that I have actually seen beforr being reviewed!

  • @gp2917
    @gp2917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There were less sorceresses in this film than I was expecting

  • @neviksmithtree7568
    @neviksmithtree7568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love this movie!! And Deathstalker! And Conquest! And...

  • @davidwhatsthatabout7404
    @davidwhatsthatabout7404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Please do a review of Hobo With a Shotgun

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a terrible movie, but well, it delivers what it promises, have to give it that. I think it's a waste of time reviewing movies that are bad on purpose. It's like making fun of how ridiculous a clown looks; um, they're meant to be that way, what's the point in pointing that out?

    • @davidwhatsthatabout7404
      @davidwhatsthatabout7404 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Troodon how is it a terrible movie? It’s an over the top grindhouse/ exploitation film (which is a nonsensical genre on it’s own) that doesn’t take itself seriously. It’s like evil dead 2 or army of darkness, you perceive it as a horror film, but then comedic elements are implemented and gratuitous violence and gore are so over the top it’s comical,

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's amazing how sometimes people will pick the most painful ways to kill themselves. At least on Beowulf Anthony Hopkins jumped out the window.

    • @justwannabehappy6735
      @justwannabehappy6735 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That hurts alot actually. You don't always die directly when you hit the ground.

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Slu p4life yes.... MIDSOMMAR comes to mind...

  • @curtisbrodland1183
    @curtisbrodland1183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fantastic movie, I bought this on vhs not to long ago, I love the subtle connected universe of roger corman's sword and sorcery movies.

  • @plucas1
    @plucas1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:27 "Doublemint commercials must be as confusing as hell to them"
    Mostly because there'd be tiny people in a glowing box singing to them, but hey, maybe the twin thing too.

  • @larryy5166
    @larryy5166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is a criminally under-subbed and viewed channel. I would never waste an hour + on some of these movies but I would watch a 20 minute show breaking it down in a hilarious way. DECAPITATIOOOOON

  • @bminusv
    @bminusv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Started watching your content a couple weeks ago. Have you by chance done a video on the film "Krull"? Watching your content has me watching some movies I have never heard of.

  • @mesayunga5867
    @mesayunga5867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    " meanwhile in iron maiden cober álbum" jajaja you are the best saludos brandom🙋

  • @Kieranhc
    @Kieranhc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I watched this on Amazon Prime and I think that was what made me think that I'd seen you review this before when this review started.

  • @mrmysterious8124
    @mrmysterious8124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Can you look at a Dinosaur movie called Baby Secret Of The Lost Legend🦕

    • @bunkerzero
      @bunkerzero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I second the motion!

    • @Pantheragem
      @Pantheragem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A movie that has the real William Katt.

    • @Amerac133
      @Amerac133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I remember that and have it on vhs somewhere

  • @jamesh5460
    @jamesh5460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The "lion monster" looks like one of my flying mounts from World of Warcraft...

  • @Nickel_The_Wise
    @Nickel_The_Wise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Heh, I am proud to have riffed well when our imitation William Katt kicked Miguel Fuentes by saying, "Perma Man!"

  • @ttzimas
    @ttzimas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    yes yes I remembered this movie, I watch it as a kid. And what what triggered my memory back: THE IMPALING scene!!!!

  • @marieparisi4522
    @marieparisi4522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When they said they felt the same sensations we all knew were this was going

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I've been looking forward to this since you did Deathstalker! Hope you get to do Wizards of the Lost Kingdom, which used the stock footage from here.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This just feels like a porn film collided with a LARP

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i cracked up at Miguel Angel Fuentes' dub voice

  • @BrokenHaloTheory
    @BrokenHaloTheory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Can you review 'Event Horizon" staring Laurence Fishburne and Sam Neil.

    • @caseychapman5726
      @caseychapman5726 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      not really a cult movie. more of a financial failure.

    • @BrokenHaloTheory
      @BrokenHaloTheory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@caseychapman5726 It gained a cult following

    • @SpadeRZA
      @SpadeRZA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      While you're at it, anything H.P. Lovecraft. Dagon, Re-Animator and of course Cthulhu are a wee bit more obscure than Event Horizon. Which might even be considered a Hellraiser spin off.

    • @doublep1980
      @doublep1980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nah,Event Horizon is a documentary of the first voyage of humanity into the Warp,back in the Dark Age of Technology,before the Gellar Field was discovered.
      May the God-Emperor bless those poor souls,who got eaten alive and raped by the Forces of Chaos.
      The Emperor protects!!

    • @randomguy2518
      @randomguy2518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

  • @judsongaiden9878
    @judsongaiden9878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:37 That's either a faun or a satyr. It's basically a mythological representation of an out-of-control id (and/or libido). See also Pan. And they even named him "Pando!"
    5:46 Before there was the Bill of Rights, there was the Magna Carta.
    9:29 "Orangutan," not "orangutang."
    12:27 No Crimson Twins reference?
    17:34 Billy Idol borrowed that gesture from Elvis Presley.

  • @markgannett4104
    @markgannett4104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love cheesy eighties movies, and this one is one of my faves. I am also a big Roger Corman fan, it started with the original Little Shop of Horrors...and I have been hooked ever since.

  • @Doom-if9xd
    @Doom-if9xd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I remember this movie,what a gem XD

  • @1980jaram
    @1980jaram 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Roger Corman has produced 415 movies. It’s crazy to think he produced classics like Silence of the Lambs and Little Shop of Horrors

  • @nathanbowen9204
    @nathanbowen9204 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So this is the Corsican sisters?
    I so appreciate these sir.

  • @bubasa87
    @bubasa87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ha! I just finished a marathon of every video on your channel. Then this showed up in my recommendations. 👍

  • @therexman1234
    @therexman1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your videos never get old! I can’t remember the first video I saw from you a couple months ago but I’m glad I took the chance to watch it

  • @manueltoney7702
    @manueltoney7702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Black boxes: My work is never done.

  • @LiveFromThePorcelainPalace
    @LiveFromThePorcelainPalace 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sweet... get a review from Brandon on my birthday! Thank you man! You're the best movie reviewer on TH-cam!

  • @shainewhite2781
    @shainewhite2781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:08, Tragons Choice!😂

  • @clerickolter
    @clerickolter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The one movie Corman disowned. They don't make them like this anymore. And its on Amazon Prime for members.

  • @daveb1930
    @daveb1930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hark, is that the one James Horner soundtrack that he spent the rest of his career making minor variations of that I can hear in the background?

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why, it sounds _nothing_ like STAR TREK II... (walks away whistling)
      or 48 HOURS! 😎

    • @Nergalsama01
      @Nergalsama01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheRealNormanBates Or "Battle Beyond the Stars". ;)

  • @bjarnivalur6330
    @bjarnivalur6330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is that the same temple as from "The Beastmaster"?

  • @darkezt1
    @darkezt1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would love to see you do movie comment during entire movies, you are the king of comedic snark.

  • @crazysilly2914
    @crazysilly2914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    WOW, this is the first of Brandon's reviews where I've actually seen the movie first!

  • @LiveFromThePorcelainPalace
    @LiveFromThePorcelainPalace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Please do a review of Roger Corman's Fantastic Four

    • @charlesdavis4887
      @charlesdavis4887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Never was officially released so probably won't happen.

    • @LiveFromThePorcelainPalace
      @LiveFromThePorcelainPalace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@charlesdavis4887 it's on TH-cam. He's done at least one other movie he could only find off TH-cam.

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love watching so much 80s cheese. Brings back so many memories.

  • @annaloolderracher2877
    @annaloolderracher2877 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I saw this video once - and forget it. Now i see this video again. And your reaction at 4:39... timeless.

  • @maxmatson1578
    @maxmatson1578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They're playing this movie right now on Amazon Prime.

  • @truefanforum3273
    @truefanforum3273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've seen Wizards of the Lost Kingdom and I love the cat god thing. If Roger Corman was going to rip off footage, I'm glad he used that footage.

  • @shainewhite2781
    @shainewhite2781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    00:35, the music is from James Horner for the film Battle Beyond The Stars! Wow!😀

  • @Teamo86
    @Teamo86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude, you're fucking hilarious. I love your work.

  • @MarioCaez
    @MarioCaez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sorceress the perfect Brandon Tenold movie review.

  • @ERJones-fd6oh
    @ERJones-fd6oh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    love bargain basement chewbacca

  • @JJDBaca
    @JJDBaca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:26 - Holy marshmallowy badger dung. I thought that was Neil Breen when I heard the voice, but it had too much inflection to be the real Neil.

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Having watched the movie (thanks for bringing it to my attention) I can't believe you left out Erlick's terrible "Death is only death, you swine!" Or his bad impalement puns.

  • @noewil8392
    @noewil8392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is that music reused from Deathstalker and The Warriors from Hell too, or am I having a stroke?

  • @RedYoshi-ct1wx
    @RedYoshi-ct1wx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice to see you back in action, Brandon.

  • @clintonzeller3477
    @clintonzeller3477 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i was just watching this on amazon prime a few days ago, I'm glad he is reviewing it. This is a perfect movie for him.

  • @charms1vp
    @charms1vp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great timing for a video Brandon. Watchin this enjoyin a Pil in isolation. From a fellow 306er.

  • @DasKame
    @DasKame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:00 Aaaaand again a Milestone of Cinema

  • @XFLexiconMatt
    @XFLexiconMatt 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Did anyone notice that Corman used James Horners score for "Battle Beyond The Stars"? Well, he cannibalized effects and props from "Battle" for "Galaxy Of Terror", gotta give him credit and props for stretching his budgets.