“I’m an animator, he’s a sketch artist, what’s your favorite art form?” Her: “Beat Boxing Puppy!” *Visible confusion as dog materializes out of nowhere and starts beat boxing and singing.*
Yeah, if I met a new friend and started talking about drawing and animation and stuff and then they brought out a puppy who started beat boxing and dancing around with hellish afterimages trailing behind, I don’t know what I’d do.
This video made me open the pepsi bottle. I needed to drown my sorrows. The fact that you didn't die during the wiewing is supriseing. Unless you did die. Is you ded?
@@Scrofar Straight facts, the ending on that one video on the bluey ripoff where the woman said that Our Drawings was the best animated movie she's seen in a while made me physically cringe.
@@whyrwehere Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Killer Bean runs circles around this crap. From the bits I've seen, it's everything this movie wants to be: action packed, comedic and actually funny, well animated and choreographed, and just downright epic.
Wait, so when the Cartman wizard drew a little stick dude, his drawing didn’t come to life because his art wasn’t good enough? But later on in the movie we see stick people living in this drawing world?! How is that even fair?! What dictates if your art is good enough to come to life in that world?!
@@Beelze_Bubbles ....hold up, if the "wizard" dude was only able to get that to work because he traced over Paige's art.... doesn't that mean Paige herself was drawing the weird little Scandinavian(?) man being chained up first
“When I get older, my drawings came to life!” “I got older and my drawings came to life” “When Paige got older her drawings came to life she’s so amazing” Great writing ladies and gentleman
this piece of shit is honestly the best arguement for AI produced media i've ever seen. cause if you put your heart and soul into a product and produce this, you deserve to lose your job to a soulless machine.
If you told me that aliens made this I could totally see it. The dialog is so forced and unnatural that it comes off like an alien or skin walker trying to act human. Seriously, wtf does "wrist waters" even mean!?
@capthavic according to calobi, it's litterally just a ring of water around someone's wrists. And wrist waters on your neck is when it goes around your neck.
How is it that "Joshua And The Promised Land" had more of a story then this, and not to mention more care into it just blows my mind. And at least with that movie, it was funny bad, this was just pain to watch.
@@randomresponses828 Hmmm, even if it's mostly the bible you can do actual writing around it. Joshua was a kid, he was taught a lesson, they had character moments even lol, that's lots compared
Honestly this movie just felt like a MASSIVE vent and serious unhealthy projecting by its main creator, like chat, Saber, and Rishi said, it very much feels uncomfortably personal with what the characters are saying. There’s also just a lot of odd comments that just felt very gross and again, way too damn personal. To the guy who made it, he definitely needs to sit down with someone and vent PROPERLY, instead of essentially going on lengthy tirades in the movie he made😕
Yeah not a psychologist or any kind of expert in the area, but this has major projection vibes. I don't know anything about the creator(s), but this really feels like a "I'll show all the haters who said I can't write/draw!" situation. Unfortunately for them I think it just proved their critics right.
Oh, save the quirky dialogue. Just say it how it is. Nobody wants to hear about lil bros first world problems, this isn't Twitter where a furry rants about politics while at the same time drawing the most diabolical NSFW content.
20:27 the AI commentary makes me doubt that a lot of planning was put into this considering it allegedly took *SIX YEARS* to make, and that only took off a little over a year or so ago.
It's just like YandereDev with his game that has taken him What 8 to 10 years still to finish it. Or that other game developer of Day of Dragons, that he apparently also worked on for 2 years as well. Just another lie to feel more accomplished then they really are.
This feels like ... Someone wrote down very personal stuff but realized it wouldn't fly. So they fabricated story after story with some sort of message but forgot to take a goddamn breath. And the people who were behind the scenes sat and nodded and went "Alright. Makes sense "
Lowkey if they just made several animated shorts talking about their personal vendetta, it would've worked better. Still not good, but better than this movie.
@@mosstits I think they did make multiple animated shorts. They just combined them altogether, hence why it has 3 different forms of exposition that say the same thing.
Ever get so mad at everyone saying you're bad at art that you made an hour long piece of bad art to prove your naysayers that, you are, in fact, bad at art?
I watched this movie under the impression it was one huge joke with satire sprinkled in and I loved it. It was so hilariously bad, I had a wonderful time. Seeing people treat it seriously, and finding out that it's genuine is so bizarre.
How is it possible to narrate the entire plot but also have it make absolutely zero sense?? Also, I feel like my writing is absolute genius in comparison. Makes me feel... better? I guess?
@@capthavicnot to mention that all three of the exposition scenes literally say the same thing, except for the first one. that ones just for the accent change. also, what even is the point of starting as a child if youre just gonna tell us everything anyway??
This “movie” feels like a compilation of video game cutscenes without the gameplay inbetween, so you have no idea what’s going on, and shit kind of just happens.
This is like an anti-art experimental movie. I don't know if you could make something more antithetical to conventional story/character writing on purpose.
@@snuggldungeon fair enough, just meant that in the sense it doesn't seem to even attempt to follow a normal flow for the story or characters. Like I'd probably do a poor job writing a script for the first time, but I still have a general understanding of the fundamentals like a three act structure. This isn't a story...it's a stream of consciousness.
This feels so much like a high schooler's Final project. It feels like it's checking all the boxes of "prove you understand xyz concepts" It's so uncomfortable, almost like reading somebody's diary.
I mean, beat-boxing puppy could be pretty funny, if done right. Pixar had a whole character who was just the lower half of the protagonist’s dad’s body, so this stuff isn’t too out of the ordinary, just not done right.
The animation was sort of ok at least. The eye movement was done super good and was realistic to how a human eye moves when focusing on an object, but the mouth movement bugs me in the sense that the lips, tongue, and teeth NEVER touch, the mouth just moves. Also the body language when a character is talking feels super unnatural and robotic
2:50 holy sh|t, i didn't know anything about the movie when i first watched this video, so the amount of whiplash I got from seeing Calobi Production's character in this movie hit me like a truck-
This whole movies a fever dream. Scenes just start with no setup or are established well, things randomly fade to black for no reason, even if the scene hasn't ended, voice lines are endlessly repeated over and over, and everyone can kinda just teleport at will. But then again this is the same guy who made 2 "Top 10 Secrets you missed in the Spongebob Squarepants Intro" videos
I'm an hour in, watching at double speed, and picture-in-picture mode to do other things, and this movie is still moving too slowly. I can't imagine just sitting through this movie on purpose.
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@@PinkPanther45518So you know when an ai's "tokens" aka word count starts to max so it uses the latest words it has saved while deleting old ones so it repeats the same words over and over again? Yeah that
13:59 I’m 15. I’m in the UK and am currently doing GCSE art. My art teacher always says it’s okay to trace your own art or use a light box if you need help with an outline.
Yep, it's a starting point, not an end goal. A tool in the toolbox. If you're just straight-up copying someone else & not trying to improve, you're little nope than a glorified photocopier 😁
I find it hard to believe this monstrosity took 6 years to make. Even a total beginner would have a somewhat coherent narrative or at least a decent one even with human error, you'd have to be deliberate to make something this bad. Feels like they asked chatgpt to write them a script and the creator kept writing "Now add ____" given all the random scenes and narration repetition, and the dialogue, just awful. There might be some scenes where the creator added himself because he might feel jaded but everything else feels like an algorithm. If you'd told me this took a year to make I'd believe you but not 6 years.
Studio. The animation was by two people so I would assume the writers are the same people and the voice actors and more than the actual team. I don’t think there’s a studio
This is my greatest fear as a 3d animator. If what I think in my mind is going to turn out vs. how it turns out. I will admit my alien soup parody project turned out pretty bad like this. But recently I did a compilation contest which I got better. And I'm hoping my next project which is about the loss I experienced with my pet does not come off across as corny or anything like that. I believe these animators did the best they could and wanted to release the project and have had a deadline to do so. And what may have started off as a project of passion probably turned into burnout and just wanting to get it over with. That has admittedly happened to me on a couple of projects before. This may have turned out better if it wasn't a full movie but rather a short and had less crunch on it.
I have a feeling in the original script it was “I need uhhh… I need, uhhm.” Like the pirate guy was struggling to find the words to say, but Calobi Productions chose such crappy voice actors for this project that it just came out as “I need DAUAAAUUAUGGHH”
Every single character is like those princess jane ai clips but its all stitched together with occasional crash bandicoot twinsanity style musical moments
“Like a beat boxer who’s not from this world, he’s from outer space!” Beatboxer from outer space? Am I dumb or was that a verbalase reference? I mean, Calobi did make beatbox battles inspired by Verbalase I wouldn’t be surprised.
Man, if you want a piece of media about the gatekeeping of art that has genuinely interesting characters and entertaining fight sequences, go treat yourself to Chicory: A colorful tale. It's so cute and does a much better job of getting its point across!
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This has the quality of a bargain bin straight to dvd movie from the 2000s, but somehow even worse. Which isnt much of a surprise considering calobi’s channel is basically a content farm, and hes done a bunch of tracing stuff in the past iirc. Even if this was a passion project, it still sucks.
XRA isn’t just random nonsense, their jokes are actually thought out wordplay and there’s a method to the madness. This is just lazy and poorly written rather than intentionally confusing.
@@gregjayonnaise8314 Yeah, I spent an afternoon binging the whole series. At least that was entertaining and there was a twisted sense of reasoning to most of it.
Makes sense even though XRA is akin to taking actual drugs the episodes usually have a few themes and characters they go through. XRA’s uncanny vibe also is intentional.
This all feels like those videos of all video game cutscenes "full movie" that's what it feels like but worst P.S. this is worst than the amazing bulk and food fight combined
this feels like if my little pony met an entitled fifteen year old entitled twitter artist mixed with a dash of self inserts and the writing/formating of a harry potter drarry watpad fanfic made by a 12 year old girl in her purple bed with harry potter funko pops on her desk on her laptop ofc
A lot of MLP fanfictions are pretty good actually. I remember reading one where a self insert was part of the main cast and she ended up getting brutally injured at the start, and later died. She was never overpowered. I see exactly what you mean though. Feels very beginner writer-y
I do not know what Calobi is going for. I mean, I'm all for the trope where the main character(s) desire to pursue their dream (art, science, culinary art, sports, etc.), while the family, friends, etc. doubts them, and telling the protagonist(s) their "wasting time" with their desire. However, throughout the "movie" was poorly executed. Like, who's your target audience? What message you trying to send? Also, Calobi comparing his "animated movie" the next Disney and Dreamworks, and saying, "Digital Circus is not good as his," seriously, WTF? Is his ego that fragile due to Digital Circus went viral and his "movie" did not? Being a smart-assy is not going to land Calobi in an art job if he keeps being grossly narcissistic.
And the thing is, too, animation is a field that *heavily* relies on you having connections and a good working relationship with others in the industry. Putting another project down is a very quick way to make enemies in an industry where you can’t afford to make a lot of them.
I've never been more confused and just dumbfounded by a movie than this abysmal creation. It's like this movie is trying to have a meaningful message about how art and animation and artists are important parts of the human experience? Or about artistic integrity? Or mostly just a animated Venting project, I can kinda see what's this movie is trying to do in a way. But its just a hilarious, terrible mess of an animated movie.
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what makes it cringey and/or embarrassing is not that it's bad, it's the lack of humility. It's the misplaced confidence and self-righteousness that makes it cringe
If they made Harry Potter I imagine it would be something like this: "alright guys so guess what, my name is Harry Potter and I can do magic and I go to hogwarts, fucking awesome right?" *one minute later* "This boys name is Harry potter, and he is a wizard. His story takes place in Hogwarts school of wizardry. he can cast spells. its insane." *two and a half minutes later* "this story is about a boy named Harry Potter, and he is a wizard. our story begins at hogwarts school of witchcraft, when he was a little boy" *three minutes of a story later* "Welcome to the story of Harry Potter, who goes to Hogwarts. He is a wizard, can you believe that?"
The way this movie is structured with the repeating narration and random jumping around and the structure of the dialogue. Feels like a DREAM someone would have, like if you were asleep and then woke up and told someone about this it would be exactly this
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this movie implies that there's a cure for being british
As a Brit myself, it’s nice that art allows us to have that sort of escapism every now and then
Art helps me escape my British
The cure is art🔥🔥🔥🔥
There are a few, the 12 gauge and the colt python
beatboxing puppy
the funniest part about beatboxing puppy is the fact that the dog isnt even actually beatboxing💀💀
THE BEATBOXING PUPPY SCANDAL (HE’S A FRAUD!)
@@dejus_eSEND HIM TO THE DUNGEON!
HES A FRAUD
HES A FRAUD
HES FRAUD
“I’m an animator, he’s a sketch artist, what’s your favorite art form?”
Her: “Beat Boxing Puppy!”
*Visible confusion as dog materializes out of nowhere and starts beat boxing and singing.*
Yeah, if I met a new friend and started talking about drawing and animation and stuff and then they brought out a puppy who started beat boxing and dancing around with hellish afterimages trailing behind, I don’t know what I’d do.
I'd be speechless if a Nintendog materialized in the hallway of my highschool, too
"That's cool as hell. Let's all drink to this glorious day."
@@giant_internet_nerd "where a damn animal can talk hahaha"
And it's not even beatboxing it just sings about being a beatbox puppy
This movie feels like a little kid trying to tell a story
Nah, I’ve heard better stories literally being told by little kids
I had a story idea just like this when I was 10. This is like if it was actually made into a movie
“And and and then the blue ice cream guy became bigger, and then he fought the bad guy!”
I made better stories with my friends when we were in elementary school and we only drew stick figures
@@PinkSparkleLps strangely enough I had a dream where I said I could make a better story with stick figures!
Her injury was so traumatic, she renounced her accent. Permanently!
The operation was to remove the British
if i was british, i would too.
accent regressor
Ngl, I would too. Being born British sounds like a struggle for a kid
It's like the little mermaid. She traded her accent for her mobility back.😂
I'm horribly sick but at least now I have a movie to watch while dying
get well soon (dont die)
This video made me open the pepsi bottle. I needed to drown my sorrows. The fact that you didn't die during the wiewing is supriseing. Unless you did die. Is you ded?
Hope u get better
wish u well
Pls no don't die, beat boxing puppy
It's all fun and games until a random murim villain suddenly arrives and goes "artsyle 34, IMPREGNATION"
Bruh
NOOOOOO
Anime and furries... self explanatory.
All fun and games till someone takes advantage of the Internet's... more suspect alleyways of "art".
I'm so glad she told her diary the reason her accent changed. I'm sure the diary was very confused about that.
Ikr
To be fair, following that logic to it’s natural conclusion, diaries are obsolete.
Killer Bean took over a decade and was also mostly done by one person yet it still functions better than this
Not to mention Killer Bean's actally more enjoyable in comparison
@@Scrofar Straight facts, the ending on that one video on the bluey ripoff where the woman said that Our Drawings was the best animated movie she's seen in a while made me physically cringe.
Killer Bean game is gonna be promising
Killer Bean is actually good though. That's like comparing The Lion King to Chicken Little.
@@whyrwehere Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Killer Bean runs circles around this crap. From the bits I've seen, it's everything this movie wants to be: action packed, comedic and actually funny, well animated and choreographed, and just downright epic.
Wait, so when the Cartman wizard drew a little stick dude, his drawing didn’t come to life because his art wasn’t good enough? But later on in the movie we see stick people living in this drawing world?! How is that even fair?! What dictates if your art is good enough to come to life in that world?!
Plot convenience
I figured it out. The stick figure that Cartman wizard drew was supposed to be annoying pirate kid in chains.
@@Beelze_Bubbles ....hold up, if the "wizard" dude was only able to get that to work because he traced over Paige's art.... doesn't that mean Paige herself was drawing the weird little Scandinavian(?) man being chained up first
@@Number1JettDawsonShrimp No, I think the drawing he traced was just a chain
Pòĺķmìùuù
girl, we’ve been knowing how to draw
Beatboxing puppy 🐶
Huh?
That’s cool as hell
let’s drink to this glorious day!
Where a damn animal can talk
“When I get older, my drawings came to life!”
“I got older and my drawings came to life”
“When Paige got older her drawings came to life she’s so amazing”
Great writing ladies and gentleman
Awesome!
@@scarletweb2106the fuck you mean my man?
I like the part where the beatboxing puppy said: “it’s beatboxing puppy time” and beatboxing puppied everywhere.
Yeah me too
14:55 the funny thing is Calobi has been caught tracing art for his videos in the past.
Oh the irony isn't?
I have never seen a movie that has lost it's mind after 5 minutes. I'm dead serious.
Heh, 5 likes
This whole movie feels like those animations that play when you get a strike at a bowling alley
"Has anyone realized I'm a talking rock?!"
Saber: ... k
Sums up this whole "movie"
Owls need HUGS
This ain't AI composed, this is human arrogance. So much great cringe right off the bat.
For real, this guy picked up a pencil, never took any type of criticism, and then thought he cooked.
Man's hubris in cinematic form.
this piece of shit is honestly the best arguement for AI produced media i've ever seen. cause if you put your heart and soul into a product and produce this, you deserve to lose your job to a soulless machine.
If you told me that aliens made this I could totally see it. The dialog is so forced and unnatural that it comes off like an alien or skin walker trying to act human.
Seriously, wtf does "wrist waters" even mean!?
@capthavic according to calobi, it's litterally just a ring of water around someone's wrists. And wrist waters on your neck is when it goes around your neck.
OF COURSE THE BLACK STICK FIGURE HAS A BLACCENT
Timestamp?
A fucking what now🤨
@@hepatitisf7495 (it means black accent)
@@pig4gameryt 1:06:11
@@potatobrainiac thanks lmao
"Do you want to be confused?"
"What?"
"You already got the spirit!"
Sums up this “movie” perfectly!
How is it that "Joshua And The Promised Land" had more of a story then this, and not to mention more care into it just blows my mind. And at least with that movie, it was funny bad, this was just pain to watch.
At least I knew what has happening in Joshua. I couldn't comprehend this one.
That's just because most of it already came from the Bible. They didn't have to do as much writing. xd
it took only 4 years too
@@randomresponses828 Hmmm, even if it's mostly the bible you can do actual writing around it. Joshua was a kid, he was taught a lesson, they had character moments even lol, that's lots compared
This feels like an Asylum animated film, but at least those movies have SOME story structure.
More like a video brinquedo film
Atleast asylum movies are funny
I've seen those films at least have plot that's understandable.@@cookimaus1
yeah, if trollland has a more cohesive story, you know it's bad
This movie is the definition of Aslume insanity.
Honestly this movie just felt like a MASSIVE vent and serious unhealthy projecting by its main creator, like chat, Saber, and Rishi said, it very much feels uncomfortably personal with what the characters are saying. There’s also just a lot of odd comments that just felt very gross and again, way too damn personal. To the guy who made it, he definitely needs to sit down with someone and vent PROPERLY, instead of essentially going on lengthy tirades in the movie he made😕
Yeah not a psychologist or any kind of expert in the area, but this has major projection vibes. I don't know anything about the creator(s), but this really feels like a "I'll show all the haters who said I can't write/draw!" situation. Unfortunately for them I think it just proved their critics right.
Oh, save the quirky dialogue. Just say it how it is. Nobody wants to hear about lil bros first world problems, this isn't Twitter where a furry rants about politics while at the same time drawing the most diabolical NSFW content.
@@bungiecrimes7247 😐.
Btw he stole content traced art and even made mr.charlie (verbalase) rap against him who failed to try to sound better than him
@@bungiecrimes7247 tbf if the furry can make good art and rant, they're far above saberspark
20:27 the AI commentary makes me doubt that a lot of planning was put into this considering it allegedly took *SIX YEARS* to make, and that only took off a little over a year or so ago.
Maybe by 6 years he means he started learning how to make 3D art six years ago
and the “are you from ohio or something 🤨🤨” this can not have been in production for 6 years
It's just like YandereDev with his game that has taken him What 8 to 10 years still to finish it. Or that other game developer of Day of Dragons, that he apparently also worked on for 2 years as well. Just another lie to feel more accomplished then they really are.
the constant re-use of entire scenes and animations also makes it doubtful it took nearly that long
@@ma.2089i think he started working on it 6 years ago, then sat on it for 4 years before finishing it the year after
This feels like ... Someone wrote down very personal stuff but realized it wouldn't fly. So they fabricated story after story with some sort of message but forgot to take a goddamn breath. And the people who were behind the scenes sat and nodded and went "Alright. Makes sense "
There’s also seemingly some projection involved since apparently the creator was caught tracing
@ma.2089 so basically he wants to be kneed and choked by a giant furry oc?
Lowkey if they just made several animated shorts talking about their personal vendetta, it would've worked better. Still not good, but better than this movie.
@@mosstits I think they did make multiple animated shorts. They just combined them altogether, hence why it has 3 different forms of exposition that say the same thing.
Ever get so mad at everyone saying you're bad at art that you made an hour long piece of bad art to prove your naysayers that, you are, in fact, bad at art?
Fair enough. I've been so mad that I've done brainless things to make me even more mad.
Yeah me too
I love that his PNGtuber model is made to yap (open arms like he's explaining) while hers is made to laugh
Model? It’s a png an IMAGE it’s 2D a model is a 3D MODEL
@@PillowMonkeyVR does he know? Is he stupid?
@@chewycooking9013 I was talking about you. Did he say that
I watched this movie under the impression it was one huge joke with satire sprinkled in and I loved it. It was so hilariously bad, I had a wonderful time.
Seeing people treat it seriously, and finding out that it's genuine is so bizarre.
How is it possible to narrate the entire plot but also have it make absolutely zero sense??
Also, I feel like my writing is absolute genius in comparison. Makes me feel... better? I guess?
It's certainly impressive when most of your writing is exposition but the audience is still utterly lost.
@@capthavicnot to mention that all three of the exposition scenes literally say the same thing, except for the first one. that ones just for the accent change. also, what even is the point of starting as a child if youre just gonna tell us everything anyway??
This “movie” feels like a compilation of video game cutscenes without the gameplay inbetween, so you have no idea what’s going on, and shit kind of just happens.
13:36 - “I didn’t think a grown adult would resort to tracing.”
Well it seems that there’s big money in that right now. 😂
I can’t wait till this gets a MAP(multi animator project)
A MAP of this train wreck would go so hard
MAP has two meanings and I hate it
@win_ini one is the good creative one with potential from artists, and the other is just a pedophile
An anti-ai movie that would've been better if done with ai is a type of irony I'd rather not exist
This is like an anti-art experimental movie. I don't know if you could make something more antithetical to conventional story/character writing on purpose.
@capthavic that's why it's not anti-art. Anti-art/DaDa is intentionally absurd and ugly. This movie is just really REALLY BAD
@@snuggldungeon fair enough, just meant that in the sense it doesn't seem to even attempt to follow a normal flow for the story or characters. Like I'd probably do a poor job writing a script for the first time, but I still have a general understanding of the fundamentals like a three act structure.
This isn't a story...it's a stream of consciousness.
@@capthavic hahaha fr it give hatchet-job vibes, like they made a bunch of little episodes from random ideas and just tried mashing them all together
Art is officially dead after this.
This feels so much like a high schooler's Final project.
It feels like it's checking all the boxes of "prove you understand xyz concepts"
It's so uncomfortable, almost like reading somebody's diary.
This whole movie feels like one person having a Pixar-worthy collection of ideas, some decent animation skills, and then just gave up on the rest.
I mean, beat-boxing puppy could be pretty funny, if done right. Pixar had a whole character who was just the lower half of the protagonist’s dad’s body, so this stuff isn’t too out of the ordinary, just not done right.
Yeah, Calobi was probably too overambitious which led to this.
The animation was sort of ok at least. The eye movement was done super good and was realistic to how a human eye moves when focusing on an object, but the mouth movement bugs me in the sense that the lips, tongue, and teeth NEVER touch, the mouth just moves. Also the body language when a character is talking feels super unnatural and robotic
I kept thinking "wrist waters on my neck" was referring to ice and drip and bling on his chain
Imagine explaining this to some man who was doomed to hell in the tenth century for like gluttony
I'd word it as if it were a book or a tale. A really... really.... REALLY poorly remembered tale.
2:50 holy sh|t, i didn't know anything about the movie when i first watched this video, so the amount of whiplash I got from seeing Calobi Production's character in this movie hit me like a truck-
10:15 is their reaction to the beat boxing puppy.
H U H ?
This is the moment I was waiting for
'wrist waters on my neck' seems to be a line from an old animated Mario VS Sonic rap battle
In one of the songs they were talking about a beatboxer from outerspace so....
Art style 34 was a golden joke and deserves more love.
This whole movies a fever dream. Scenes just start with no setup or are established well, things randomly fade to black for no reason, even if the scene hasn't ended, voice lines are endlessly repeated over and over, and everyone can kinda just teleport at will.
But then again this is the same guy who made 2 "Top 10 Secrets you missed in the Spongebob Squarepants Intro" videos
No AI can replicate the insanity of the human mind, this is the only positive thing I can say about these kinds of movies
I'm an hour in, watching at double speed, and picture-in-picture mode to do other things, and this movie is still moving too slowly. I can't imagine just sitting through this movie on purpose.
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What does this even mean?
@@PinkPanther45518So you know when an ai's "tokens" aka word count starts to max so it uses the latest words it has saved while deleting old ones so it repeats the same words over and over again? Yeah that
@@thegamer303 Oh, okay. Thanks for explaining that.😁👍
She wishes her drawings would come to life?
She could’ve just played Drawn to Life 1 and 2 on her Nintendo DS :/
such masterpieces.
That game was so cute and super depressing at the same time.😢❤
Haha lol.
She should've just played Draw A Stickman Epic :/
That wizard feels like if you put Cartman and Sir Topham Hatt into a blender. Two things that don’t mix well at all. 😂
"where under paied but thats ok!!"
😂🔫
I had a horrible cold today and I felt awful. I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING WHILE WATCHING YOU TWO REACT TO THIS. This made my week
10:54 his face explains how everyone felt during this scene.
"Life is a test" is a terrible idea because it implies that you can fail life.
I must have failed the life test…
hey anyone got the answer sheet I didn't study
I think you fail by dying. Everybody fails
13:59 I’m 15. I’m in the UK and am currently doing GCSE art. My art teacher always says it’s okay to trace your own art or use a light box if you need help with an outline.
Yep, it's a starting point, not an end goal. A tool in the toolbox.
If you're just straight-up copying someone else & not trying to improve, you're little nope than a glorified photocopier 😁
I find it hard to believe this monstrosity took 6 years to make. Even a total beginner would have a somewhat coherent narrative or at least a decent one even with human error, you'd have to be deliberate to make something this bad. Feels like they asked chatgpt to write them a script and the creator kept writing "Now add ____" given all the random scenes and narration repetition, and the dialogue, just awful. There might be some scenes where the creator added himself because he might feel jaded but everything else feels like an algorithm. If you'd told me this took a year to make I'd believe you but not 6 years.
Talvez a vida pessoal do criador não permitiu tempo para que realmente se dedicasse ao projeto.
When they said wrist waters in the movie…. I think they’re actually referring to the studio that made the movie. Really bizarre and random.
OH! That explains a lot, good eye. Thanks, because I was so freaking confused.
@@EmissaryCreates no problem …. They made a really lame attempt at blatant advertising so I was also confused
Studio. The animation was by two people so I would assume the writers are the same people and the voice actors and more than the actual team. I don’t think there’s a studio
This is my greatest fear as a 3d animator. If what I think in my mind is going to turn out vs. how it turns out. I will admit my alien soup parody project turned out pretty bad like this. But recently I did a compilation contest which I got better. And I'm hoping my next project which is about the loss I experienced with my pet does not come off across as corny or anything like that. I believe these animators did the best they could and wanted to release the project and have had a deadline to do so. And what may have started off as a project of passion probably turned into burnout and just wanting to get it over with. That has admittedly happened to me on a couple of projects before. This may have turned out better if it wasn't a full movie but rather a short and had less crunch on it.
36:48 I need DAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH, DAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAUGH,
DAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAUGH
Masterpiece Writing
I have a feeling in the original script it was “I need uhhh… I need, uhhm.” Like the pirate guy was struggling to find the words to say, but Calobi Productions chose such crappy voice actors for this project that it just came out as “I need DAUAAAUUAUGGHH”
Beatbox Puppy may gotz the moves, but The Rappin' Dog from the Animated Titanic still retains Kibbles & B*tches, Yo!
Question: If Page's drawings come to life in the drawing world doesn't that mean she drew the cartman wizard and him stepping on a puppy?
28:42 THEY GOT JUJUTSU SORCERERS IN OUR DRAWINGS 😭😭
AH HELL NAW
Domain expansion: beatboxing puppy
I need Beatboxing Puppy on my Spotify NOW.
They should’ve called the sister, Traci.
PUN
Every single character is like those princess jane ai clips but its all stitched together with occasional crash bandicoot twinsanity style musical moments
“Like a beat boxer who’s not from this world, he’s from outer space!”
Beatboxer from outer space?
Am I dumb or was that a verbalase reference?
I mean, Calobi did make beatbox battles inspired by Verbalase I wouldn’t be surprised.
Ah yes, “inspired”.
@@ronbusu_editandanimationstuff Oh wait- yea true😂
The blonde guy’s face during the beatboxing puppy segment is absolutely killing me
The animation in this film makes Foodfight look like Pixar-level animation by comparison
Man, if you want a piece of media about the gatekeeping of art that has genuinely interesting characters and entertaining fight sequences, go treat yourself to Chicory: A colorful tale. It's so cute and does a much better job of getting its point across!
Yes ! That game is way more creative and fun than this "movie"
Wrist waters waters on my neck. 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯📣🔥📣📣🗣️
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Saberspark is NOT beating the furry allegations
beat boxing puppy would have done numbers in the early days of youtube
This has the quality of a bargain bin straight to dvd movie from the 2000s, but somehow even worse. Which isnt much of a surprise considering calobi’s channel is basically a content farm, and hes done a bunch of tracing stuff in the past iirc. Even if this was a passion project, it still sucks.
Somehow this movie is more confusing than Xavier Renegade Angel.
I swear to god, this would actually be a fantastic episode of Xavier Renegade Angel.
XRA isn’t just random nonsense, their jokes are actually thought out wordplay and there’s a method to the madness. This is just lazy and poorly written rather than intentionally confusing.
@@gregjayonnaise8314 Yeah, I spent an afternoon binging the whole series. At least that was entertaining and there was a twisted sense of reasoning to most of it.
Makes sense even though XRA is akin to taking actual drugs the episodes usually have a few themes and characters they go through. XRA’s uncanny vibe also is intentional.
Apparently the Kalobi character is an actual youtuber and that's thier sona
I feel like I'm watching the last 2 episodes of Neon Genesis Evangelion but like without any of the context that led to them.
That would still make more sense than this movie.
So this is a really, really, REALLY crappy chalk zone?
Thank you for reminding me of that wonderful cartoon. I’m going to binge watch it to cleanse my brain from this garbage movie.
Yeah basically
this is what would happen if chalk zone was a tubi original
Watching this while crocheting a scarf ^^
I made it to the 33 minute movie mark before I spasmed on the floor in pure mental agony. Best movie for torture!
If Fanfiction was a movie, this would be it.
There are already fanfiction movies. Animated adaptations of Dante’s Inferno, for example
This all feels like those videos of all video game cutscenes "full movie" that's what it feels like but worst
P.S. this is worst than the amazing bulk and food fight combined
I've seen this before, I can't tell if it's really a passion project gone wrong or just a shitpost film, but i guess they aren't mutually exclusive
I did not stop laughing for the first 20 minutes, I don't know how you kept a straight face for most of this.
this feels like if my little pony met an entitled fifteen year old entitled twitter artist mixed with a dash of self inserts and the writing/formating of a harry potter drarry watpad fanfic made by a 12 year old girl in her purple bed with harry potter funko pops on her desk on her laptop ofc
A lot of MLP fanfictions are pretty good actually. I remember reading one where a self insert was part of the main cast and she ended up getting brutally injured at the start, and later died. She was never overpowered.
I see exactly what you mean though. Feels very beginner writer-y
12:14 "That's kinda cute, actually..." AGREED! :D
This is like if Neil Breen discovered Blender
Whoever you are, I hope you live a happy life.
Thank you for mentioning the Breen King.
This feels like if you let a preteen animate their livejournal self-insert fanfic.
I do not know what Calobi is going for. I mean, I'm all for the trope where the main character(s) desire to pursue their dream (art, science, culinary art, sports, etc.), while the family, friends, etc. doubts them, and telling the protagonist(s) their "wasting time" with their desire. However, throughout the "movie" was poorly executed. Like, who's your target audience? What message you trying to send?
Also, Calobi comparing his "animated movie" the next Disney and Dreamworks, and saying, "Digital Circus is not good as his," seriously, WTF? Is his ego that fragile due to Digital Circus went viral and his "movie" did not? Being a smart-assy is not going to land Calobi in an art job if he keeps being grossly narcissistic.
And the thing is, too, animation is a field that *heavily* relies on you having connections and a good working relationship with others in the industry. Putting another project down is a very quick way to make enemies in an industry where you can’t afford to make a lot of them.
tbf as far as I'm concerned it _did_ go viral, just not for the reasons he was hoping XD
Beatboxing Puppy solos the Sing universe
1:00:09 was that a verbalase reference 😭
I've never been more confused and just dumbfounded by a movie than this abysmal creation. It's like this movie is trying to have a meaningful message about how art and animation and artists are important parts of the human experience? Or about artistic integrity? Or mostly just a animated Venting project, I can kinda see what's this movie is trying to do in a way. But its just a hilarious, terrible mess of an animated movie.
1:06:11 A powerful stickman that’s also one of the creator’s first drawings? Sounds awfully familiar…
Omg yes! Alan Becker?
Yeah
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ALAN BECKER!!!!!! YEAHHHH!!! I LOVE STICKPEOPLE!
i cant watch anymore of this.. im 13 minutes in and the pacing and editing of the movie is giving me a panic attack wtf.
Bro this is literally the fourth shinobi war lmao
It hasn’t even been 11 minutes for watching for me, and I wish I could get up and leave the theater….
Did anybody catch that the movement at 59:53 is from Encanto, when mirabel was singing family Madrigal. 🧐🧐
Yes
what makes it cringey and/or embarrassing is not that it's bad, it's the lack of humility. It's the misplaced confidence and self-righteousness that makes it cringe
Real if it had been presented as JUST a passion project it would've been fine
If they made Harry Potter I imagine it would be something like this:
"alright guys so guess what, my name is Harry Potter and I can do magic and I go to hogwarts, fucking awesome right?"
*one minute later*
"This boys name is Harry potter, and he is a wizard. His story takes place in Hogwarts school of wizardry. he can cast spells. its insane."
*two and a half minutes later*
"this story is about a boy named Harry Potter, and he is a wizard. our story begins at hogwarts school of witchcraft, when he was a little boy"
*three minutes of a story later*
"Welcome to the story of Harry Potter, who goes to Hogwarts. He is a wizard, can you believe that?"
Harry is much more of an original concept tbf
@@win_ini Tim Hunter & The Books of Magic is where Rowling stole a frickton from IMO.
This movie almost makes me feel bad for making fun of wish lmao
Yeah me too
The way this movie is structured with the repeating narration and random jumping around and the structure of the dialogue. Feels like a DREAM someone would have, like if you were asleep and then woke up and told someone about this it would be exactly this
I can confirm. This movie makes no sense lmao, watched it with a group of my friends and lost 1 hour of my life.
17:27 super mario 64 type beat but u only have access to the doo's