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The best dad joke is from my Grandpa: An Indian man during colonial times had a tradition. Every time he had his birthday, he would have the same number of shots of whiskey as the number of years old he was turning. When he turned 40, he got scared. 40 shots of whiskey would probably kill you. A colonist suggested that maybe he could drink tea instead. The next day, they found him unconscious in his tea pee. Explanation: An old American Indian Tent was called a teepee.
My pet rock of 14 years died of old age a few hours ago, and my family is making fun of me. Her name was Rookie, and she was a small crested rock. I really loved her a lot, for such a small thing she had so much personality. She would always walk onto my hand if I held it out for her and would jump to the cage door if I was home from work. For the last week, she had been sluggish and not climbing at all. She stopped visiting me when I came home and stayed on the cage floor. I knew deep down it was her age, but I wanted to just believe she was just maybe a little out of it, so I tried to keep her healthy and hydrated. Just today, I came home and found her motionless, i went to touch her gently and saw she was still breathing and stiff. But she was clearly weak, and the breathing was shallow. I didn't want to bother her, I know rocks get stressed out by human touch when they are uncomfortable, so I left her. An hour later, she was dead, I knew because when I went to touch her, she was limp. She had never been so limp before. I told my sister and showed her the body as I was taking it to the backyard for a burial. She seemed shocked but oddly asked to take a pic. I told her no as it was weird. I buried her, grieved for a few hours, and decided I would stay home from work tomorrow. My parents came home, and I told them they were respectful. Well, my mom at least was sympathetic. My dad didn't do much but listen. I just came back upstairs, and I heard them talking. My dad and sister dont exactly have quiet voices. They said that I was overreacting, how maybe if it was the dog, I should be upset and crying. And how my managers would think I would be stupid if I called in for the death of a rock. I thought they would be respectful, but I guess they really didn't care for her or how much she meant to me. It makes me furious, but I dont have the energy to confront them. She may have been small and not the brightest, but I really did love Rookie, I've had her since I was in elementary school. I just wish they were more understanding about this.
9:35 A combination of all those is knowing ketchup is a savory fruit that in ketchup form isn't a smoothie, but a *_jelly._* And one you probably shouldn't put on a pb&j.
Ok but the gravestone would be so much more funny if the things were flipped. Then it would say Harvey 🙂 with the smiley also being a ball (as in Harvey Ball)
bro your videos are funny, but coming from someone who's a bit analytical by nature, I have to appreciate whatever system you use to collate these memes CONSISTENTLY. I believe a database of some sort that allows you quickly (and easily) sift through a large dataset of these memes, presumably gathered over an extended period of time -- years?. Perhaps you use a sort of Tag system? I think it's incredible how you're able to create so many Shorts with relevant related memes. And to think these memes could still be related with something else in another context? Amazing!
8:42 Not quite, not everyone owned horses. Horses then were very expensive as well. Farmers and the rich were the ones that used horses, regular factory workers, doctors, bankers, and other urban jobs couldn't buy and house a horse so they walked, used commuter rails, or used electric trolleys (Trolleys are why there are still trolley systems in San Francisco lol)
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The man in the first meme is the only one who can say "I'm running low on time"
LOL
Dude I like the fact that you’re a total savage. You roast anyone who gives you a compliment. Can you roast me?
@@Gengarglindeeznuts Do I know you?
@@FanumRizzler2000 My alt is I Hate Rosa”
@@Gengarglindeeznuts I don't think I know anyone with that username, sorry.
You can tell a lot about the way Vaaz talks.
For instance, his favourite colour is blue
I can’t tell if this is meant to be a compliment or an insult
He’s definitly a “football is better that baseball” guy (btw I agree with that)
He probably has a lot of dark humor jokes stored in his brain for the right time to say it and not get backlash.
I am terrified of elevators, I am going to start taking *steps* to avoid them.
August Water being funny for once
@@IloveHildasfeet I am always funny compared to you, not that big of an achievement though.
@@IloveHildasfeet🤢
Miles Edgeworth moment
If you know, you know
You have an omori pfp, and you didn’t make a stairs pun.
The best dad joke is from my Grandpa:
An Indian man during colonial times had a tradition. Every time he had his birthday, he would have the same number of shots of whiskey as the number of years old he was turning. When he turned 40, he got scared. 40 shots of whiskey would probably kill you. A colonist suggested that maybe he could drink tea instead. The next day, they found him unconscious in his tea pee.
Explanation: An old American Indian Tent was called a teepee.
pun memes are some of the most underrated memes
true
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Lol yeah
I'm writing a theatrical production about puns. It's a play on words.
yeah they are i be hunting them down on pintrest
my pintrest lists look crazy please don't look at them💀
"Carefully puts turds in pocket"
It's been 1.5 billion years, and I'm still laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
there's something about this guy's voice that makes me calm.
honestly bro
Micheal: *visible anger*
Random person: *plays vazzkl video*
Micheal: *kalm*
@@TinyDragonGamer250 LMAO
8:51 missed opportunity to say "God Debbit."
3:15 leave me Malone
0:36 a quadruple of scissors.
8:10 I swear that’s a dog
I'm not even kidding. I see a dog too.
It's the only possible solution.
0:40 missed opportunity where the lady is the atm, the dad is the cad and the kids are cash. You put your card in the atm and the atm spits out money
*fires toddlers like an autocannon*
These memes made me pun-der my existence
My pet rock of 14 years died of old age a few hours ago, and my family is making fun of me.
Her name was Rookie, and she was a small crested rock. I really loved her a lot, for such a small thing she had so much personality. She would always walk onto my hand if I held it out for her and would jump to the cage door if I was home from work.
For the last week, she had been sluggish and not climbing at all. She stopped visiting me when I came home and stayed on the cage floor. I knew deep down it was her age, but I wanted to just believe she was just maybe a little out of it, so I tried to keep her healthy and hydrated. Just today, I came home and found her motionless, i went to touch her gently and saw she was still breathing and stiff. But she was clearly weak, and the breathing was shallow. I didn't want to bother her, I know rocks get stressed out by human touch when they are uncomfortable, so I left her.
An hour later, she was dead, I knew because when I went to touch her, she was limp. She had never been so limp before.
I told my sister and showed her the body as I was taking it to the backyard for a burial. She seemed shocked but oddly asked to take a pic. I told her no as it was weird.
I buried her, grieved for a few hours, and decided I would stay home from work tomorrow.
My parents came home, and I told them they were respectful. Well, my mom at least was sympathetic. My dad didn't do much but listen. I just came back upstairs, and I heard them talking. My dad and sister dont exactly have quiet voices.
They said that I was overreacting, how maybe if it was the dog, I should be upset and crying. And how my managers would think I would be stupid if I called in for the death of a rock.
I thought they would be respectful, but I guess they really didn't care for her or how much she meant to me. It makes me furious, but I dont have the energy to confront them. She may have been small and not the brightest, but I really did love Rookie, I've had her since I was in elementary school. I just wish they were more understanding about this.
It is impressive how you manage to wrote all this
But my guy. How can a rock die?- please explain
And when you buried it- did it hit *rock bottom* ?
Rest in peace Rookie, you will be missed🙏
Rip Rookie
Rocks get so much stigma.. how dare your parents say you shouldve been more grieving of a dog instead?
@Cøttøn_Røsie they die when the imagination is killed. They are just as alive as the rest of us, born a rock, died more human than anyone
0:43 Bro he literally Heaven's Door'ed himself
0:39 The sadness in his eyes is unreal.
7:58 Tell him "I won't be able to afford a tip after the ticket, but if he really wants it maybe we can work something out..." then wink twice.
1:06 *skull*
The palm tree got me💀
8:17 I haven't seen those in ages
You could say that there Hisstalgic
2:47 thanks, you get to live.
5:00 “Dad? Why did you name me Carson?”
Oh God! The tables have turned! Who could have seen this betrayal coming?
1:40 it took me a moment to realize this one was a double
How does bro read this in like monotone? Pun memes, so creative and unexpected.
I see a hound pup lounging on that mountain top... ;p
The guy in the first meme should watch his step.
Leave
9:35 A combination of all those is knowing ketchup is a savory fruit that in ketchup form isn't a smoothie, but a *_jelly._* And one you probably shouldn't put on a pb&j.
Puns are the best form of humor
"he's pretty hip" got me good
9:26 Being funny is still treating it like a smoothie.
9:59
Bro this kid is a king
Thank you for commiting such a brave task. We know you hate these kind of memes with a passion.
Vaazkl I love ur memes it makes me smile
Ok but the gravestone would be so much more funny if the things were flipped. Then it would say Harvey 🙂 with the smiley also being a ball (as in Harvey Ball)
The guy that stole your antidepressants is very happy
i turned my phone upside down right as you turned the bats upside down and i was confused as hell cuz i thought the video was sentient
bro your videos are funny, but coming from someone who's a bit analytical by nature, I have to appreciate whatever system you use to collate these memes CONSISTENTLY.
I believe a database of some sort that allows you quickly (and easily) sift through a large dataset of these memes, presumably gathered over an extended period of time -- years?.
Perhaps you use a sort of Tag system?
I think it's incredible how you're able to create so many Shorts with relevant related memes.
And to think these memes could still be related with something else in another context? Amazing!
i need more of this
8:42 Not quite, not everyone owned horses. Horses then were very expensive as well. Farmers and the rich were the ones that used horses, regular factory workers, doctors, bankers, and other urban jobs couldn't buy and house a horse so they walked, used commuter rails, or used electric trolleys (Trolleys are why there are still trolley systems in San Francisco lol)
After a nine and a half our shift, it's good to hear no pronunciation mistakes. At least no obvious ones.
*reads comment out loud*
"After a nine and a half our shift, it's good to hear no pronounciation mistakes. At least no obvious ones."
Consider your day ruined
Why rabbits don't go to school? They skip classes.
2:44 The square root of tree, of course
That duck one took me a while
The teacher “asking for a date” is most likely just asking for the date (month/day/year)
I always love to drink a can't of coke on a warm day
0:36 2 pairs of scissors!
Some of the best memes.
9:33
introvert moment
These memes really have pun-tential!
Bro the Halloween costume💀💀💀💀 the dad produced them all
8:11 I have a feeling everyone sees da dog
0:42 This Table Would be more Likely to be used As a Skating Ramp/Obstacle
0:39 The wife should have been a credit card.
at 3:16 i was genuinely expecting "pay malone"
10:31 that looks like the pringles mustache
8:12 if you see a dog, you are bright-minded, and if you don't see anything then you are...
The thumbnail got me"turning away" xd
These memes were very punny
0:42 that will make a good golf loop
0:38 The mom should've been a credit card, cause an ATM and a Credit Card make money
2:45 It should've said "The square root of tree" (tree like three)
2:41 sus
Who wants to make the sporm whale with me?
Just kidding I can do it by myself, they don't call me 'fast to the finish line' for nothing
For the mountain one, I saw a lion.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
All of them are good bruh
7:20 bewarb of doge
7:06 I kinda actually use this like “ yain’t coming’ to my birthday party”
3:24 If its black, its a worker
"the square root of what" of three, ya doofus.
Ketchup is a jam
0:43 no way its heavens door
6:34 bruh why is this so funny
How the turn has tabled
sans would click faster than the flash
The squad root one is the sqrt of tree 3
Goddamnit, Barb!
Noice video bro.
3:21 its a diesel engine
When I asked my mate for some fanta, he just said, "Really think I'll give you some? This is fanta and this is fantastic!"
Dude the thumbnail straight up looks like the monster under my bed walking towards me
0:34 2 pairs of scissors
a scissor is one of the sharp thing
so that means there are 4 scissors there
I love ❤ this channel
“Remains to be seen” there sure are bud 1:40
2:46 dear god its the square root of the earth!
fun fact: uhhhhhhhhh is the most ordered item from all of fastfood
MY HEADPHONES UNPLUGGED AND IT REPLUGGED WHEN IT SAID THE A WORD
3:03 i prefer leggscaped
Can't lie, I had a lot of pun watching this video
It's a pair of a pair of scissors
How the turn tables
That was good
420 Lion wearing sunglasses...dude ;p
I loaf you
No bun intended
5:14 anyone see a zipper
The guy in the first meme is time traveling
you sound like you just woke up at 4am and couldn't fall back asleep, so you just recorded a video
8:08 that’s a dog
2:15 I don't know what it is about this reply, but it's such a mood 😂😂🤣🤣
8:11 i am no brained