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the inventor of homework is not to blame for the torture, its what the education system did with the concept of homework later that is so horrible also, i dont really see the use of homework, this is pretty obvious but yk homework's only use is food for your dog
my teacher said we're disposable if we don't study Edit: To all of you saying "well you are 🤓" in the replies, unfortunately, yes, we all kind of are. However, you don't really say that to students as a teacher.
Soccer coach was a psychology major. I asked her, “can you tell me what’s wrong with me?” A harmless joke, but she replied, “Even I can’t help you with that.” Never have I felt such anguish
2:30 We absolutely had these keyboard covers, both for protecting the keyboard and for making it more challenging to force you to learn where all the keys are
0:04 the indain man on youtube i own everything to i would not have passed school without him Also, the bus driver that told the kids to go fu## themselves is a real one for that got to prepare them for the real world
I remember back in my last year of high school, the school was planning to cancel a very popular trip that students of previous years had been able to enjoy, their reasoning being that oh, recently we've been adding trips for years 8 - 11, so that last big trip is too much. Those trips they were referring to were introduced after we'd already passed through those grades, so their argument made no sense. I was taking history that year, and the overall topic was revolutions. Our history class was plotting to lead a student revolt, I was going to be in charge of the propaganda ("political" cartoons and the like) and we were talking about organized meetings, speeches, walk-outs...etc. Our history teacher must have overheard some of it, because later that same day our year level was called to a special assembly in the cafeteria where it was announced we would be getting our trip after all. ...I'm still kind of disappointed the great year 12 student revolt never took place.
9:50 As a holder of an English degree, lemme tell you something: Scrabble with English majors is easy as hell if you insist on using the Official Scrabble Dictionary. Guess how many English words I know that aren't to be found in essentially any dictionary outside of the OED...
My first Accounting teacher would always do practice problems at the end of the class. It didn't matter if there were five minutes left or if there was a test next class and we hadn't covered on of the chapters, we would do practice problems. A girl I knew, who was in the same class at a different time, said he was impressed when most of the people in her class got a 53% in the first test.
7:06 I constantly fluctuate between thinking I’m smart and a good student to thinking I’m the dumbest person ever. Sometimes I’m like, oh yes I’m one of the few or the only one to have actually finished the assignment today in class. I’m so smurt. No homework for me suckers. Probably in reality because I have no friends to talk to and the only way to avoid confrontation with this fact is to do schoolwork. And then other times I just stare blankly at the instructions for the assignment, wondering if it was written in some foreign language that looks like English but actually isn’t which would explain a lot actually. Anyways I was really good at getting work done in school throughout high school and not having any homework. But, way too often did I come across an assignment that I simply could not comprehend but was too afraid to ask and just hoped whatever I did was good enough. All in all I got decent grades in most classes. I think my worst class was Russian but that didn’t upset me since I had decided not long after starting the class that I hated it, I severely regretted taking it, and I would never try to learn another language again except for Japanese because I actually did decently in my Japanese class. Don’t recommend taking Russian if languages like English, Spanish, or other languages that use the same or very similar alphabet are your first language. Don’t get me wrong if you want to then I believe in you but my problem with learned Russian was largely because of the Alphabet having letters that looked like English letters straight up or looked similar to like basically being the letter but backwards, and then sounding different from the letters I know in my brain and it was hard for me to separate the two alphabet’s. Like. В was pronounced like v Р was pronounced like r Н was pronounced like n Я was pronounced like ya А О Т were all pretty much the same as in English so that was nice. But the rest of the alphabet sucked for me. Plus some of the ones that were completely new symbols I had never seen before. Like ж Heck some even looked like numbers! З б ч - the four lookalike I can excuse by these other two are literally numbers. I wrote those using the Russian keyboards! Anyways. Russian is hard and I wouldn’t take it unless you have full confidence in yourself. I feel like I may have gone off topic. 😃🧐
@@treores1663 I don’t know who you are but I have now decided to despise you. 🙃 As one does on the internet. Also cool that you are taking Russian. I hope that unlike me, you are doing well. As to answer the question I am currently taking a class and am actually almost finished with it. I hope I translated what you said correctly and answered appropriately. :D
A lot of teachers at my school are alumni. My Spanish teacher still holds a grudge against the advanced Spanish teacher from when he was a student. Specifically over the grade, “Casi Perfecto” (almost perfect). She still works here. And he also has past students who are now his coworkers.
the difference between there, their are they're isn't that difficult. there: that is over there their: that item is theirs they're: they're sick (they're is a contraction of they are)
school is craaazy. it's the day before school starts. I just emailed my teacher for an advanced class and asked her if the class was an early class. I signed into my school email again check if she had responded, and I got this error: "Your password was changed less than an hour ago." my school does not want me to know when my class is, I guess---
one time in middle school I asked my teacher if I could get some water, and they said "idk can you?" so I responded with " yes, yes I can" and left without a word
0:13 bro my school does that and the joke right now is "what do kids find funny? Inappropriate things". I mean they aren't off by a lot but damm, they had the balls to do that.
8:48 When was the first time this happened to you I'll start So when I was in sixth grade there was a high school play that ended at 9 and the teacher said she was gonna go light on homework so we wouldn't have to stay up. Long story short I had to stay up till 11 to finish an assignment she gave us that day. The next day the teacher apologized for giving so much work on and gave an entire period to complete it. :/
0:09 i have that screwdriver right next to me i think i may be a nerd 0:38 okay im not even kidding i came up with my name for my essay WWEEEEKS ago im just now getting farther then that and i keep saying "oh no i dont need help its fine" 2:57 my faviorte excuse ive ever come up with as a joke "im just studying for health class" 5:37 trick question? right? becuase what is not a microphone what is a question a microphone is a microphone im overthinking this 7:44 qouting someone who got mad at their freind for riding a scooter in front of our car in san diego "KEVIN!" they then proceeded to do the same thing 8:04 i wanna turn one of those into a microwave now 9:09 nah not really i just had notebooks + drawing stuff cuz my iep thingy says i can draw if i feel stressed yayyyy :3 10:13 thats going to be me becuase so far this year ive understood like 2.5/11 units so far in algerbra 1 time stamp half time..... man i cannot spell today 15:42 id always say "that dosnt make sense" and they would respond with " i know you are but what am i?"
2:31 I thought this was every school. They made typing super hard because my little 7 year old fingers didn't have the strength to push down really hard just for the actual button to press down.
I went to a high school with about 3,000 students and we also had about 25 to 30 pregnant students though most were seniors not freshmen. That's 1% of the student body being preggers in 1990. I asked one of my teachers why they thought the pregnancy rate was so high and he said because there's nothing around town for the kids to do. Mentally...I added "accept each other". I didn't ask during class because it was inappropriate but he and I talked a lot before class started. He was my English teacher and I was always reading something new each week and he encouraged reading and writing (I wrote poetry and short stories). Mr. Montgomery if you're out there still...YOU ROCK! (if you're wondering why I asked, I had found out that an ex-friend of mine was preggers out senior year and two other friends who had dropped out of high school were also pregnant! I never even went on a date in high school because all I cared about was graduating and moving out of the town I was born in. I left in 1996 and haven't returned! My high school yearbook quote was "Anywhere but here." to the question "Where do you see yourself in 5 years? (or maybe it was 10 years...don't care because I never went back and never will).
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the inventor of homework is not to blame for the torture, its what the education system did with the concept of homework later that is so horrible
also, i dont really see the use of homework, this is pretty obvious but yk
homework's only use is food for your dog
note the word PUNISHMENT not DAILY.
The entire education system needs to get scrapped and rebuilt from the ground up really, but that's never happening.
Yeah the education system was made during the Industrial Revolution and to this day it remains majorly unchanged
We’re all becoming the adults of this world, I say we make change!
@@ፔ̇̈ yes, but the stupid are in power and Gen Z suffers from record isolation due to record freedoms.
2:58 i graduated highschool thanks to yahoo answers. That was also the same day before yahoo answers got shut down
:(
Only YOU get to graduate.
my teacher said we're disposable if we don't study
Edit: To all of you saying "well you are 🤓" in the replies, unfortunately, yes, we all kind of are. However, you don't really say that to students as a teacher.
Did you study?
@@SCPhomie good question, did you?
my teacher said school should be our entire life
You're disposable if you're not the CEO. Work for yourself, not the goonsquad.
and they were never seen again
Soccer coach was a psychology major. I asked her, “can you tell me what’s wrong with me?” A harmless joke, but she replied, “Even I can’t help you with that.” Never have I felt such anguish
:(
Your problem is that you take everything too personally. There, I did what your coach could not.
1:55
Fun fact, that’s my high school! Some people sent this around the whole school, and everyone thought it was hilarious. Glad to see it go viral!
How long ago were these pictures posted?
@@ፔ̇̈ oh… I would say about my junior year so… 8-7 years ago? I could be wrong and it’s earlier, but I remember seeing it as a junior in high school.
12:42 That 1973 Delaware high school was based af.
And then school nowadays will see you own a gun and would threaten to expel you
On god
time change, people to
@@confidentielalexandre5572 That's why we need those guns even more nowadays.
2:30 We absolutely had these keyboard covers, both for protecting the keyboard and for making it more challenging to force you to learn where all the keys are
I had a teacher who got mad I pointed out a student was having a seizure during a test
💀
@@Bryce-cl2sn yeah she wasn’t a good human
She needs to be fired for caring more about a test than a student's health.
@@TheMemeLord700 she’s dead now she’ll get her karma
When the mean girl couldn't cut it in nursing school.
This replier is insane, only being concerned about the pen!
I’m concerned about that dangerous calculator!
15:00 that's a reference to iron lung (a game)
7:25 It would make more sense if it was "Fighting, fleeing, feeding and fucking"
Thats the joke.
4:27 God bless this legend of a Man forever they are the best for thst we need more Gary Oaks
1:32, so that's why it feels like a punishment.
Bro the calculator is rusty
7:26 I was not having a good evening, but this made up everything.
**thinking of the magic school bus**
That last meme is the most crippling metaphor for the education system I have ever heard. Especially uni.
Love the random Vaaz lore drops
12:15 yooo!! This is literally my math teacher! She always says Pickles after a number if we don’t say the proper name for whatever we’re doing
6:14 After 22:00 do not eat, do not drink, cause tomorrow at 8:00 is surgery
I saw the vid, was like "meh, nine months is normal."
I check it once,twice, once more to make sure.
NINE MINUTES DAYUM IM EARLY
0:04 the indain man on youtube i own everything to i would not have passed school without him
Also, the bus driver that told the kids to go fu## themselves is a real one for that got to prepare them for the real world
School Buses are the most lawless wastelands on earth and nobody is their best self on one.
I like the sonic unleashed background music
Agree
I remember back in my last year of high school, the school was planning to cancel a very popular trip that students of previous years had been able to enjoy, their reasoning being that oh, recently we've been adding trips for years 8 - 11, so that last big trip is too much. Those trips they were referring to were introduced after we'd already passed through those grades, so their argument made no sense.
I was taking history that year, and the overall topic was revolutions. Our history class was plotting to lead a student revolt, I was going to be in charge of the propaganda ("political" cartoons and the like) and we were talking about organized meetings, speeches, walk-outs...etc. Our history teacher must have overheard some of it, because later that same day our year level was called to a special assembly in the cafeteria where it was announced we would be getting our trip after all.
...I'm still kind of disappointed the great year 12 student revolt never took place.
Teacher got that GYYAT!
(Father I have failed you as a son)
level 69?
Heh, childhood trauma
shame
Nah, as your father, I agree.
as the failed i indeed go inside of you
Damn, those kids aren't gonna make it in school 9.
0:28 teachers just LOOOOVEEE showing off their gyatt
7:15 the last one is actually "fucking", but they couldn't say that, so they put "mating"
...or fornicating
Watching these when I just graduated really hits different.
Another day another meme
School memes always make me laugh the hardest out of all of these meme compilations and I don’t really know why TBH
1:50 I swear if they trap students in elevators after this incident, I'm done.
Homework it is I guess.
9:50 As a holder of an English degree, lemme tell you something: Scrabble with English majors is easy as hell if you insist on using the Official Scrabble Dictionary. Guess how many English words I know that aren't to be found in essentially any dictionary outside of the OED...
2:49 That was at my school! Cool to see it here.
About the microwave or the smiling one?
@@TheSheep1 The microwave
I want to take that AP exam on 10:17
Let’s not hate on the guy who made homework, let’s hate the guy who made it required
I became physically ill from the way he said Iowa. Don't abuse your powers Vask.
My first Accounting teacher would always do practice problems at the end of the class. It didn't matter if there were five minutes left or if there was a test next class and we hadn't covered on of the chapters, we would do practice problems.
A girl I knew, who was in the same class at a different time, said he was impressed when most of the people in her class got a 53% in the first test.
stay strong John
16:02 rare vaazkl cussing experience
I now know what I would use my Time Machine for. Set the date to 1905, I hear Italy isn’t too bad that year.
3:43 Some actual facts.
Some factual acts
7:06
I constantly fluctuate between thinking I’m smart and a good student to thinking I’m the dumbest person ever.
Sometimes I’m like, oh yes I’m one of the few or the only one to have actually finished the assignment today in class. I’m so smurt. No homework for me suckers. Probably in reality because I have no friends to talk to and the only way to avoid confrontation with this fact is to do schoolwork.
And then other times I just stare blankly at the instructions for the assignment, wondering if it was written in some foreign language that looks like English but actually isn’t which would explain a lot actually.
Anyways I was really good at getting work done in school throughout high school and not having any homework. But, way too often did I come across an assignment that I simply could not comprehend but was too afraid to ask and just hoped whatever I did was good enough. All in all I got decent grades in most classes. I think my worst class was Russian but that didn’t upset me since I had decided not long after starting the class that I hated it, I severely regretted taking it, and I would never try to learn another language again except for Japanese because I actually did decently in my Japanese class.
Don’t recommend taking Russian if languages like English, Spanish, or other languages that use the same or very similar alphabet are your first language.
Don’t get me wrong if you want to then I believe in you but my problem with learned Russian was largely because of the Alphabet having letters that looked like English letters straight up or looked similar to like basically being the letter but backwards, and then sounding different from the letters I know in my brain and it was hard for me to separate the two alphabet’s.
Like. В was pronounced like v
Р was pronounced like r
Н was pronounced like n
Я was pronounced like ya
А О Т were all pretty much the same as in English so that was nice. But the rest of the alphabet sucked for me. Plus some of the ones that were completely new symbols I had never seen before. Like ж
Heck some even looked like numbers! З б ч - the four lookalike I can excuse by these other two are literally numbers. I wrote those using the Russian keyboards!
Anyways. Russian is hard and I wouldn’t take it unless you have full confidence in yourself.
I feel like I may have gone off topic. 😃🧐
Здравствуйте, я учусь русский язык тоже. У тебя есть русский занятия?
@@treores1663 I don’t know who you are but I have now decided to despise you. 🙃 As one does on the internet.
Also cool that you are taking Russian. I hope that unlike me, you are doing well. As to answer the question I am currently taking a class and am actually almost finished with it.
I hope I translated what you said correctly and answered appropriately. :D
Northern Irish here, I never got to dissect a frog, I have never heard of anyone dissecting a frog in their school
Homework was made as a punishment at first, not its a daily punishment when no one has done anything wrong
5:56 Athena being here makes this so much better I can't
A lot of teachers at my school are alumni. My Spanish teacher still holds a grudge against the advanced Spanish teacher from when he was a student. Specifically over the grade, “Casi Perfecto” (almost perfect). She still works here. And he also has past students who are now his coworkers.
Here I am... back from the dead
Good to know. I was worried after what you said on Tuesday.
2:38 heck yeah I did.
I feel like I'm gathering information for a bank roberry or smthing like i was about to end the system
14:03 bruh, YES, and put a white-board/tack board up on the wall space from the others bead ✨
Classmates in my English class still ask “what time is lunch?” We’ve been doing this class since last August!
I got to keep bones from an owl pellet in 5th instead of frogs
vaaz when read: moistcr1tikal-level monotony
vaaz when academic anecdote: emotion is underrated
15:36 When I was in school, all insults devolved into Yo Momma fights, and the winner was the one who got punched first.
the difference between there, their are they're isn't that difficult.
there: that is over there
their: that item is theirs
they're: they're sick
(they're is a contraction of they are)
The teacher: “ I don’t get paid enough to teach you all! “
Also the teachers Iphone mega pro max 16: 🗿
0:27 alright, hear me out 💀
14:42 Welcome to America...
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING FUCK PENCILS OUTSIDE MY GOD DAMN DOOR I STOPPED GOING TO SCHOOL, GOD WHAT THE FUCK!
5:27
school is craaazy. it's the day before school starts. I just emailed my teacher for an advanced class and asked her if the class was an early class.
I signed into my school email again check if she had responded, and I got this error: "Your password was changed less than an hour ago."
my school does not want me to know when my class is, I guess---
one time in middle school I asked my teacher if I could get some water, and they said "idk can you?" so I responded with " yes, yes I can" and left without a word
14:53 iron lung featuring the Beatles.
watching this as a kid punts his phone across the field at a sports meet ✌
College students: Apparently don't sleep
Me who sleeps: ??? 😀 ???
7:34 This kind of thing happens to me all the time, but one time some random 6th grader and his friends were yelling ADOLF HITER over and over again.
My teacher asked me if I'm adopted cause my brother was batter in Spanish. Yea. I know.
12:53 this is how we avoid school shootings
I got to private school and we have a document of the weird pest things that we’ve heard from the hallway
Me and my teacher make guesses on how many kids do their homework.
14:03 There can’t be any sound absorbtion in there. You will hear EVERYTHING
0:13 bro my school does that and the joke right now is "what do kids find funny? Inappropriate things". I mean they aren't off by a lot but damm, they had the balls to do that.
5:35 *flashbacks*
3:43 - That is Matt Damon, and you cannot change my mind 😆
8:48 When was the first time this happened to you I'll start
So when I was in sixth grade there was a high school play that ended at 9 and the teacher said she was gonna go light on homework so we wouldn't have to stay up. Long story short I had to stay up till 11 to finish an assignment she gave us that day. The next day the teacher apologized for giving so much work on and gave an entire period to complete it. :/
Im coming for you Roberto.
I had a teacher tell me that weekday afternoons are purely meant for homework and/or study
0:09 i have that screwdriver right next to me
i think i may be a nerd
0:38 okay im not even kidding i came up with my name for my essay WWEEEEKS ago im just now getting farther then that and i keep saying "oh no i dont need help its fine"
2:57 my faviorte excuse ive ever come up with as a joke "im just studying for health class"
5:37 trick question? right? becuase what is not a microphone what is a question a microphone is a microphone im overthinking this
7:44 qouting someone who got mad at their freind for riding a scooter in front of our car in san diego "KEVIN!" they then proceeded to do the same thing
8:04 i wanna turn one of those into a microwave now
9:09 nah not really i just had notebooks + drawing stuff cuz my iep thingy says i can draw if i feel stressed yayyyy :3
10:13 thats going to be me becuase so far this year ive understood like 2.5/11 units so far in algerbra 1
time stamp half time..... man i cannot spell today
15:42 id always say "that dosnt make sense" and they would respond with " i know you are but what am i?"
10:20 the only test I'd want to take
2:31
I thought this was every school. They made typing super hard because my little 7 year old fingers didn't have the strength to push down really hard just for the actual button to press down.
i don’t understand either
Who needs Reddit when you have ChatGPT?
Me - packs 23 pens so I don’t have to worry if I lose one
My pens - disappear 5 days later
Me - 😐
1:20 they arent even that hard.
Yx^(y-1)
0:28 one time my teacher did that behind me and a kid told me to look behind me, he was there
I went to a high school with about 3,000 students and we also had about 25 to 30 pregnant students though most were seniors not freshmen. That's 1% of the student body being preggers in 1990. I asked one of my teachers why they thought the pregnancy rate was so high and he said because there's nothing around town for the kids to do. Mentally...I added "accept each other". I didn't ask during class because it was inappropriate but he and I talked a lot before class started. He was my English teacher and I was always reading something new each week and he encouraged reading and writing (I wrote poetry and short stories). Mr. Montgomery if you're out there still...YOU ROCK! (if you're wondering why I asked, I had found out that an ex-friend of mine was preggers out senior year and two other friends who had dropped out of high school were also pregnant! I never even went on a date in high school because all I cared about was graduating and moving out of the town I was born in. I left in 1996 and haven't returned! My high school yearbook quote was "Anywhere but here." to the question "Where do you see yourself in 5 years? (or maybe it was 10 years...don't care because I never went back and never will).
Was anyone else the one kid who everyone knew but wasn't that popular in school but everyone liked?
6:53 i want it
2:24 - 2:35 Yooo I had to do that too except it was a piece of paper 😕
BIONICLE Memes, please!
BIONICLE has fans?
Please don’t make me feel like a senior citizen
8:57 too relatable..
No teach about taxes, laws, getting a job, but I'm sure happy to memorize the first 101 digits of pi!
I was in grade 5, it ws the 5th period. I had to fart. I missed covering it by the bell by 1 second. I still regret it to this day.
I remember the orange things.
Yt: no comments
Me: i dont believe you
14:50 cases like this are what make me want to become a lawyer....
0:27 We must stay focused, brothers.
To be clear, I actually would want to use scientific papers from the 1900s, I like old papers .
And Roberto can rot in the deepest pits of hell for that