Like, honestly. Your partner better be picking up a lot of work somewhere else in the relationship if they've literally never made food for you (if you're living together).
I envision this anime called "A Demon Possessed My Girlfriend And It Turns Out She Did Me A Huge Favor" The demon bringing up not immediately asking her to bring our girlfriend back is a sick and wonderful burn.
Honestly? Id just shake her hand, give the general greetings as if meeting for the first time, because we are, and ask her to be my girlfriend. I mean, she looks like your ex girlfriend but with a way better personality. We would be missing out if we rejected her.
I just rewatched this and came up with a story that was just a montage of their lives together, dating and getting married in a courthouse, having children, watching them grow up and have children of their own. The final scenes was our character on our deathbed, we ask her if we made it to heaven and she says that our souls is as pure as they get, we say that's great and that we will see her soon, she knows that we won't. We die and a few more years pass, she spends the time with our children and grandchildren as much as possible, before ending up on her own deathbed with all her family around her, she takes one last look knowing she will never see them again and dies. She keeps her eyes closed as she passes through the realms, wondering if any of the other demons remember her or even noticed her long absence. Eventually she feels her feet touch the ground and opens her eyes ready to walk through the gate to hell. But she is frozen, instead of the hell gate she is standing in front of a golden gate, a scene she hasn't seen in a long time, the archangel guarding it calls her by her human name and opens it for her, he gives her a wink and says that someone has been waiting 5 years for her. She runs through the gate and jumps into our arms. I know that was kinda jumbled but I'm crying while writing this. Also Fake if you see this thank you for the wonderful audio.
0:56 A- good cop- Baby, you feelin okay? B-Bad cop- Your acting off. Tell me what’s wrong. NOW. X-Doubt- Your acting real suspicious at the moment. What is your name? (Insert other security questions here) Y-Accuse- YOU ARENT MY GIRLFREIND! WHO ARE YOU!
Probably one of my favorite (non meme, those might take up my whole top 5 alone) audios you've done. The concept is a ton of fun as an unusual take on the 'rescue' style of stories. Dang our girlfriend just suuuuuuuucked. She was going to trade our soul? Well I guess it's a fair deal we're trading her for a MUCH better demon girl.
After finding out all that horrible stuff: "Wifi password is N0kia_is_unkillable, wine's over there, some snacks in the fridge, you're welcome" and then I would go to sleep knowing I upgraded, even if we were just friends from that point further
I mean, if she's possessing the body, the brain should still be there, right? Wouldn't surprise me if a demon would be able to shuffle through all those neurons with more ability than a human.
Honestly with a few tweaks this sounds like a perfect part 2 to your “Your Yandere Ex-Girlfriend is a ‘Goddess’” video: The delusional human tyrannical b--h who got drunk off of power tampered with being beyond her understanding and control and got what she deserved being cast into the underworld for eternity, *and* is replaced by a chill demon. Also finding out that Demons are actually more humane than she was/is. 😊 You know what, that’s it: This is the part 2. That’s my head canon now.
In my head I have retitled this Audio to Demon girlfriend saves you from a very toxic relationship... And your soul"....Take the win dear listener. 👍 Great Audio Fake... Thank you. 👍
Lovely roleplay. Though I won't lie, whenever I hear the way in which you talk, the first thing that runs through my mind is that you sound like Solid Snake if he was female. I love it
You know, I think it would be an interesting story idea for a situation where a supernatural force takes over a human’s body, but instead of blending into society in order to do evil things, they just use the body to live among humans as a normal person.
Idk why, but it kinda soundes like a female joker in the beginning "Batman, i uh...i caught a little pokemon batman, ya wanna know what pokemon i caught?"
I'm imagining a part two for extreme masochistic subs and horror lovers about the ex girlfriend crawling her way out of hell and she's worse than any demon.
This concept is interesting. :) I just like the premise and setup... The attempt at a replacement, but the replacement ended up being better.... Now the question is... Do demons consume souls in this scenario? If so bring the ex(?)-gf's soul back. And turn it into a snack.
For the record I do not consent any trading of my soul, I only have the one and I plan on keeping it. I don’t know the exact reason of why it’s important but I know it’s important enough to Want to keep it. Oh and I changed the Wi-Fi password on her by the way, As a sort of petty revenge. Here’s the new one
Honestly feel like this would be a line Her "I can be a great girlfriend for the low low price of one body and it looks like it was paid for im advance so you dont have to worry about any charges to you!"
All things considered, having a demon as a girlfriend sounds like it would be an improvement. We ought to be careful however. Last time an angry individual clawed their way out of the underworld they killed all the Greek gods. Better not risk it.
I can live with there not being any consistent lore for demons, since we can just explain it by saying they all take place in different universes. Like how they explain why there is no consistent lore for godzilla.
y'know I always figured all of your audios took place in separate universes unless otherwise stated so the inconsistent demon lore has not really stuck out to me tbh
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I am humbly requesting a part 2 of this because it is incredible
agreed
Absolutely agree
Wholesome content
I second this
Amen to that
The „Really?“ when she discovered our ex never cooked was genuinly funny.
Like, honestly. Your partner better be picking up a lot of work somewhere else in the relationship if they've literally never made food for you (if you're living together).
I envision this anime called "A Demon Possessed My Girlfriend And It Turns Out She Did Me A Huge Favor"
The demon bringing up not immediately asking her to bring our girlfriend back is a sick and wonderful burn.
I would totally watch it
Even got the long and descriptive (but vague enough to draw in the viewer) title down to a science
Sounds like a Creepypasta tbh
@@thatguyoddly4610 me too
Honestly? Id just shake her hand, give the general greetings as if meeting for the first time, because we are, and ask her to be my girlfriend. I mean, she looks like your ex girlfriend but with a way better personality. We would be missing out if we rejected her.
You know, you're not wrong.
I second this
i agree
You know what, you are onto something.
Facts
I just rewatched this and came up with a story that was just a montage of their lives together, dating and getting married in a courthouse, having children, watching them grow up and have children of their own. The final scenes was our character on our deathbed, we ask her if we made it to heaven and she says that our souls is as pure as they get, we say that's great and that we will see her soon, she knows that we won't. We die and a few more years pass, she spends the time with our children and grandchildren as much as possible, before ending up on her own deathbed with all her family around her, she takes one last look knowing she will never see them again and dies. She keeps her eyes closed as she passes through the realms, wondering if any of the other demons remember her or even noticed her long absence. Eventually she feels her feet touch the ground and opens her eyes ready to walk through the gate to hell. But she is frozen, instead of the hell gate she is standing in front of a golden gate, a scene she hasn't seen in a long time, the archangel guarding it calls her by her human name and opens it for her, he gives her a wink and says that someone has been waiting 5 years for her. She runs through the gate and jumps into our arms.
I know that was kinda jumbled but I'm crying while writing this. Also Fake if you see this thank you for the wonderful audio.
Great story you it feels like that could happen this way
Ok, but what if we saw all of this happen, in detail?
damn... i have one thing to say to you, become a writer
It sounds more like a girlfriend possessed my demon
Same here
"parry this you filthy casual"
You don't need demon lore, it's much more interesting if you make it up as you go
Me: *Jumping for joy*
Demon: You're taking this awfully well...
I’ve heard of possessive girls, but this is ridiculous!
Who is Joe?
@@___________4026 Me!
that is a horrible joke, i love it
@@huntersmith1943 thank you! My parents often say the same thing about me!
@@averagejoe5742 okay
0:56
A- good cop- Baby, you feelin okay?
B-Bad cop- Your acting off. Tell me what’s wrong. NOW.
X-Doubt- Your acting real suspicious at the moment. What is your name? (Insert other security questions here)
Y-Accuse- YOU ARENT MY GIRLFREIND! WHO ARE YOU!
Why would I say no to a much better, more willing to love me girl? I’d be more than happy to have her here!
Imagine forgetting to bind your demon couldn't be me
The demon possessing you who'se writing this, 🤣
Ey a demon possessed my girlfriend? I see this as an absolute win! Let's go
Damn how much can someone hate their girlfriend to be fine with this
Okay well in this situation that this audio gives i take back my statement
@@itsyaboi.1645 i second this
I mean, I guess in a sense I posses our partners' body, lmao. Idk if it counts if we've always shared the same body though -Luci(fer)
"She wanted to trade your soul"
*me who already sold my soul:* "Not a great plan"
What did you sell it for mate
@@thatguyoddly4610a can of pringles
What flavour
@@thatguyoddly4610 through ally years of saying this I have never asked myself this question... Huh... Mint Aero I guess. They're worth my soul
@@dolofonosesostrefis What ever you think it's worth I don't think anything is worth my soul
Title says it all. I’m down for it. This is fine. I won’t get scared of that. Just wholesome is all
“The underworld kinda sucks. The internet is so slow.” I love this channel
Another incredible video fake!
I have one rule, Miss Fake Demon. No, you may NOT have my soul. It's all I got left.
"I hang out with Succubi all the time. I picked up a few things."
Maybe you should see a doctor about that.....
"She wanted to trade your soul",
"Bruh im ginger, i dont have one"
Can I just say that I’m new here, and I absolutely LOVE your voice?
No. You are NOT allowed to say you're new here.
Probably one of my favorite (non meme, those might take up my whole top 5 alone) audios you've done. The concept is a ton of fun as an unusual take on the 'rescue' style of stories.
Dang our girlfriend just suuuuuuuucked. She was going to trade our soul? Well I guess it's a fair deal we're trading her for a MUCH better demon girl.
I NEED A SECOND PART OF THIS PLEASE!!!!
I KNOW ITS BEEN A YEAR BUT IM BEGGING YOU
"when was the last time she hugged you, kissed you, made you feel wanted?"
September 11th
2001?
@@brandealda5868 b.c
@@brandealda5868 Yes
as demons go, this one is really nice. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
Crossing off the dinner and bath joke early, nice
When a demon is nicer then your actual girlfriend friend
"I'm a de..."
True form, right now, let's see it. Also you're staying my girlfriend... if you want.
gf: soo i possessed your gf's body
me:...i see this as an asbolute win.
What a great little roleplay. Good work.
After finding out all that horrible stuff: "Wifi password is N0kia_is_unkillable, wine's over there, some snacks in the fridge, you're welcome" and then I would go to sleep knowing I upgraded, even if we were just friends from that point further
" I hang out with Succubi all the time. I picked up a few things. " I hate to say it, but that sounded wrong in my head.
You need to see a doctor right
This is probably my favorite so far
I mean, if she's possessing the body, the brain should still be there, right? Wouldn't surprise me if a demon would be able to shuffle through all those neurons with more ability than a human.
Knowing that hell has shit internet is weirdly comforting
That's part of what makes it Hell.
"I don't know how to feel about this. You might not be her....but you certainly look like her..."
Honestly with a few tweaks this sounds like a perfect part 2 to your “Your Yandere Ex-Girlfriend is a ‘Goddess’” video:
The delusional human tyrannical b--h who got drunk off of power tampered with being beyond her understanding and control and got what she deserved being cast into the underworld for eternity, *and* is replaced by a chill demon. Also finding out that Demons are actually more humane than she was/is. 😊
You know what, that’s it: This is the part 2. That’s my head canon now.
Sooo...in the end it's more like a girl possessed the "demon" girlfriend.
wonderful audio fake amazing concept
Oh hell yeah, maybe a demon can occupy my sweetie. Damn that would be wonderful.
The underworld sent an upgrade.... thanks underworld
"she was trying to sell your soul" FOR WHAT??? WAT WAS SHE TRYNA SELL MY SOUL FOR??
In my head I have retitled this Audio to Demon girlfriend saves you from a very toxic relationship... And your soul"....Take the win dear listener. 👍
Great Audio Fake... Thank you. 👍
My reaction as she told us what happend
"Oh frick yes!!" 😆
I’ve heard this script before, but I think I like your version better!
Lovely roleplay. Though I won't lie, whenever I hear the way in which you talk, the first thing that runs through my mind is that you sound like Solid Snake if he was female. I love it
Every video I see one of these comments
TEEMY TURNUR YOU HAVE BRO-KEN DA RULEZ🤣
You know, I think it would be an interesting story idea for a situation where a supernatural force takes over a human’s body, but instead of blending into society in order to do evil things, they just use the body to live among humans as a normal person.
When a demon is a better girlfriend than your actual girlfriend.......
Like elf and troll, demon is kind of a generic category that can contain many different kinds of creature.
Depend of the culture in question
Idk why, but it kinda soundes like a female joker in the beginning
"Batman, i uh...i caught a little pokemon batman, ya wanna know what pokemon i caught?"
I'm imagining a part two for extreme masochistic subs and horror lovers about the ex girlfriend crawling her way out of hell and she's worse than any demon.
This one is honestly a classic
In my head i heard a zipper sound when she said “ now let me show you how much I appreciate it” help me
This kinda reminds me of how bill cipher manipulated dipper by showing how horrible Mabel has been to him
10:10 *gasp* icecream sundaies!
Another great video, homegirl!
I believe I said "we shouldn't" not "we can't". Honestly I would've let her stay even if she didn't try to convince me
she sounds like Jane from Daria and it sounds amazing!!!
Found this video again, and now all I can think is:
[Years later]
Listener: and that kids, is how i met your mother
Hold on there is internet in hell? I guess we know where twitter users are from
But hey. That's just a theory. A Game Theory.
Bro this hit to close to home because of my last relationship besides the demon girl
Don’t make half measures like finger did
WALTUH
09:41 it comes out of nowhere suddenly my jaw dropped.
Upgrades, people. Upgrades.
Honestly like this demon. Would 100% attempt cuddles
What did you do to my girlfriend
Part two where the ex claws her way out of hell.
Surprisingly I would expect a demon to be nicer than a person
This concept is interesting. :)
I just like the premise and setup... The attempt at a replacement, but the replacement ended up being better....
Now the question is... Do demons consume souls in this scenario? If so bring the ex(?)-gf's soul back. And turn it into a snack.
Play with demons, get sent to hell!!!!!
Yep no demon summoning! Unless you want to be in a horror movie!
Holy crap
I actually said "you can do that?" Literally a second before I heard "Oh yeah I can do that"
Consistensy and rules are for devils, demons are supposed to be chaotic.
Needs part 2
Can we get a part 2 please also why the heck would she try and trade his soul for what or was she going to do it to be evil
For the record I do not consent any trading of my soul, I only have the one and I plan on keeping it. I don’t know the exact reason of why it’s important but I know it’s important enough to Want to keep it. Oh and I changed the Wi-Fi password on her by the way, As a sort of petty revenge. Here’s the new one
Demon approved
I don't believe in demons, but now I may reconsider.
She was sad about the internet being slow in THE UNDER WORLD. That is just funny to me
Awesome.
"when was the last time she hugged you, kissed you, made you feel wanted?"
8 years ago, and I'm still paying $12,000/mo because of that stupid mistake
It depends if the demon likes metal gear rising revengeance
"I just want to feel like I matter to someone..."
Demonic Possession as improvement.
Part 2?
Please do part two I beg you
Honestly delightful that protag's ex is in hell, even better that the internet is awful down there.
Ah I see you have possessed nothing
(Lonley bois will understand)
Honestly feel like this would be a line
Her "I can be a great girlfriend for the low low price of one body and it looks like it was paid for im advance so you dont have to worry about any charges to you!"
All things considered, having a demon as a girlfriend sounds like it would be an improvement.
We ought to be careful however. Last time an angry individual clawed their way out of the underworld they killed all the Greek gods. Better not risk it.
She hangs out with succubi, and wants to show how much she appreciates me?
twist: the demon who possessed your gf was a dom male incubus
no.... bad
@@yuukirito1996 more like not bad
Even better
I can live with there not being any consistent lore for demons, since we can just explain it by saying they all take place in different universes. Like how they explain why there is no consistent lore for godzilla.
Do I save the one I love and exorcise my girlfriend, or do I give into my desires and marry a demon?
My brain said wait I know about demons don’t be going to the sucubu shit
More like David Hayter possessed my girlfriend, and I am here for it!
I don't know if you've been told this (or if you're already fed up with hearing this so much) but the only thing your voice reminds me of is Raven
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@@FakeASMR Gog
y'know I always figured all of your audios took place in separate universes unless otherwise stated so the inconsistent demon lore has not really stuck out to me tbh
So… does this mean she is also knife’s girlfriend?