When you said average height is still small, I felt so... something. I don't know, but it felt great. You said short and in my mind I said I'm average height. What a gift that was!
Ok so....I am quite tall about roughly 6 foot 2........soooo, I just stumble across this and listen to it, and I'm just interpreting this girl to be like 7 or 8 foot tall(RE8 Lady D style tall), and I'm both very into it and also very intimidated if so, because holy Jesus that woman is taller than my TV stand on it's side
I have YYX syndrome so I'm considerably taller than anyone else in my family 😆Of course it's also the reason I have acne and mild symptoms of autism but that's small price to pay for being able to reach the top shelf of the fridge 😭
So, I read the thumbnail and I thought it said "Can't Read" which I thought was weird because the title didn't seem to have anything to do with reading. Then I read it again and realized my mistake but if I misread the words for can't read does that mean I double can't read?
I'm 5'8 and yet my height is a curse Can't fit in my bed Always hit my head to the door frame Kids getting scared to me for no reason Others thinking I'm 20 or 19 years old You might call me lucky with this height But not it ain't no luck 💀
My dad is 6 ft 5 and his whole family is above 6 foot but my mom is 5 ft 4 so I feel your pain. I still was taller than my friends in high school(I was 5 ft 11 at 16) but I could have been taller.
Omg this is so odd im 6ft im imagining she’s 6.7ft but based on how you just mentioned i cant reach something you shrunk me why i dont want to be short (red pouty face)
Great video miss. Also listening to your voice you sound a little like snake from the metal gear games. Not meaning that in a bad. Just thought it was a little funny. But like I said really good video miss!
Me: *spreads out arms*
Her: "...What are you doing?"
Me: "Uppies!"
"Look man it's been a bad couple months and you offered me a hug."
Why is this most likely to happen to me
I want this so bad
If/when i get a tall girlfriend (I’m 5’4) this will be a daily occurrence
I may be small but I can roll faster than you'll ever can.
They see me rolling they hating~🕺
pov: you're Link from ocarina of time
I roll so fast I’m like sonic 🫠
@@zippy2.017 heh
I may be small but...
:(
As a 5'2 person, this would be basically all my relationships.
Same
Short king unite
Short king brother
imagine not being at least 1 adverage aligator long
B-but I thought I was short (5'11)
Man, as a 9 foot tall individual myself, it’s always a pleasure to find a girl taller than me!
wait did i read that wrong...
as a above average sized person, I can confirm that 9 foot tall for me is the same as being short :^V
You are the least average "joe"
@@justagamingpossum2915 are you implying that my name isn’t Joe >:(
@@averagejoe5742 Your name is clearly Average, and your parents - Mr and Mrs Joe - must have had an amazing sense of humor.
It's such a treat to hear FAKE ❤️ laugh. :-) thanks so much
Being teased by fake for being a Napoleon sized man has rended my soul to it's very core
I like to imagine Im still 6'1 and shes like 7 feet tall
same
Lie
That vocal fry at the end of every sentence make her sound like a female Solid Snake. It is very entertaining.
Me: Hahahaha! This is hilarious!
Also me: *Cries in 5'3"*
im 1.90 and if i got a tall gf she better be dimitrescu lenght.
Same here. When I hear the "tall gf" ASMR audios, I like to imagine a 2.20 girl
My dad's 6'5 I was genetically owed height but my mom had to mess it up by being 5 feet tall and I am here at the staggering height of 5'4
tall women supremacy
Y e s.
A tall girl? My inner fan of amazons is screaming. Also, we get to be the jetpack! Being the jetpack is dope!
4:13
"SPEAK UP BOY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU FROM UP THERE!"
4:12 "i cant hear you from down there..."
"SPEAK UP BOY I CANT HEAR YOU FROM UP THERE!!'
*those who know*
Ah! This slightly patronizing yet sweet attitude! Just perfect.
When you said average height is still small, I felt so... something. I don't know, but it felt great. You said short and in my mind I said I'm average height. What a gift that was!
Im just imagining some 7 foot tall dude listen to this and finally get what it like to be teased for being small
"I didn't put it that high up", she said after putting it on the support beam for the roof
Ok so....I am quite tall about roughly 6 foot 2........soooo, I just stumble across this and listen to it, and I'm just interpreting this girl to be like 7 or 8 foot tall(RE8 Lady D style tall), and I'm both very into it and also very intimidated if so, because holy Jesus that woman is taller than my TV stand on it's side
As someone of 1,92 meters , I reinforce this statement
Bro I am also that tall but 340 lbs and the fact that she said she could pick us up? What kinda roid rager is this
@@jabootycon5543 the best kind if so
i’m 6’2 and agree with everything said here
I’m 5,5 and I’m interpreting her to be 7 and or 8
Everytime I heard her talk about me being short all I can think is Plankton saying:
"I can deny it no longer! I am small...."
“You’re so short”
Mam i am 6’2”
“Mmm, average height is short to me”
WHERE ARE WE FROM WHERE 6’2” IS AVERAGE?!?!
It's not the same height, but the average adolescent height in the Dinaric Alps is 6 foot 1, which is close enough.
@@matthewmihaljevic3431 I'm 5'8 am I tall or short
Omg this was lovely to listen to splendid audio fake
TALL GIRL ASMR'S ARE THE BEST
Me a 6'8" guy
Y E S
Cries in 5'4
I'm roughly 6'3"/6'4"
@@l0sts0ul89 just grow lmao
@@unusual_sandwich real
@@unusual_sandwich I'm 5'8 am I tall or short
This is why they invented ladders
When ur 4’11 and have a tall girl preference:
This is why I practiced year in the ancient art of sweeping the leg
No matter how tall you are once you fall
Ok stealing lunches. That's just cruel. Even I'm not a complete monster.
Yep. Being 5 feet tall the struggle is real
As a 6’4” guy, I’ve never had this problem
I hate that I’m literally the size of a giraffe but I prefer taller girls
See Netflix THIS is how you do it
I love your asmrs so much
It sounds like she's trying to read the script in jokers voice
As a 6'0-6'1 guy it's always nice to find a girl that towers over me
tall girl 3 script looking interesting.
Went over the speed limit by just 1km 😈
Ever thought of signing in the NBA?
We need a fake asmr discord server
I'm such a delinquent that I don't even use my turn signals
I too was owed tallness genetically but same thing my mother messed up 😂😂
i love watching stuff like this even though i’m 6’1 ☠️
We all have our fantasies. No shame
I may be small but im very quick at building pillow forts and nobody can resist laying down in them
Finally! An Asmr that could possibly happen to me!
If I'm tall enough to have to duck whenever I walk through a doorway otherwise I'll hit my head, she's gotta be at least 6'10
Knife loves having a tall gf, she can reach to the top shelf!
I can reach it too
Am I not good enough?
@@aetherofthewindsofdestruct9866 Knife needs tall gf tho…
@@knife47 I see
@@knife47 Me too knife, me too🥹
Could this be a Tall Girl Reference? Of courses this audio is way higher(get it?) in quality than that "movie".
Tall girls are supreme
At this point, I have accepted being smol
I AM NORMAL SIZE AND FULLY FUNCTIONAL!!!
I absolutely love this :o
I have YYX syndrome so I'm considerably taller than anyone else in my family 😆Of course it's also the reason I have acne and mild symptoms of autism but that's small price to pay for being able to reach the top shelf of the fridge 😭
"that's small price to pay for being able to reach the top shelf of the fridge"-nice line
does fake have a twitch 🤔
I'm 1,73 meters tall, and I'm dreaming to find a girlfriend who's taller and stronger than me. Which is a very fat chance, if you ask me...
So, I read the thumbnail and I thought it said "Can't Read" which I thought was weird because the title didn't seem to have anything to do with reading. Then I read it again and realized my mistake but if I misread the words for can't read does that mean I double can't read?
Us small people have advantages (im 5,8)
Sweet. I'm a 5-6: guy whose girlfriend is a towering 6'4" (honest!).
You know I kind of want someone who is like maybe same height or 1 inch taller
I get to experience being short, its nice actually I don't know what yall are complaining about
I am the same height as Koichi Hirose
I am smol
This is very funny 😄 😆 🤣 😂 😀 😁 😄 😆 🤣 😂 😀 😁 😄
Im literally an inch below average height, 5’8, i think the average is 5’9.
I'm 5'8 too
how tall is the listener
This is probably my future
Me: uppies
Her: what?
Me: UPPIES
Not all tall girls are like that 💀
“I may be short but I…Uuhm…anyways”
-Me whilst thinking of something good to comment
I'm 5'8 and yet my height is a curse
Can't fit in my bed
Always hit my head to the door frame
Kids getting scared to me for no reason
Others thinking I'm 20 or 19 years old
You might call me lucky with this height
But not it ain't no luck 💀
I'm 5'8 tall
Tbh I enjoy these videos about being smaller cus I've been insecure about my height. 6'4.4
My dad is 6 ft 5 and his whole family is above 6 foot but my mom is 5 ft 4 so I feel your pain. I still was taller than my friends in high school(I was 5 ft 11 at 16) but I could have been taller.
5:25 all’s fare in love and war
Man times have changed if 6ft is smol
Hello there
General Kenobi
Most impressive
Why does she sound like Solid Snake?
Omg this is so odd im 6ft im imagining she’s 6.7ft but based on how you just mentioned i cant reach something you shrunk me why i dont want to be short (red pouty face)
Why am I so smol
I’m 165cm and this is pretty much every woman I meet lol
is it me or do I just hear the female version of solid snake 😂 but I like it
I’m a 6 foot titan at 300 lbs and somewhere about size 26 shoulders so having giant lady is hilarious.
I small bean 😌
I'm a girl but I still enjoy
I can relate to your comment at the end, I should be 5 feet or taller rn, but I’m still 4’11, I’m only a bit taller then my grandmother
Me out here at 6’4 confused
For the record I didn't actually sneak out I just finished todays work early
Don’t worry I’m 23 and I’m 6’3
One word that can fix this. Uppies
I am 6 foot 1 so i am average hight but i Like to think shes at least 8 foot tall
@Lars Liam Vilhelm IT IS in Germany at least where i live
It's not fair why are you always taller than me
Me: pick me up woman!
Ok but how strong is the girlfriend in this asmr? Cuz even average weight is not very light
wish I could have a tall girlfriend
Great video miss. Also listening to your voice you sound a little like snake from the metal gear games. Not meaning that in a bad. Just thought it was a little funny. But like I said really good video miss!
Dear god how I desperately wish this could happen to me
Why does it feel like im having a conversation with a female version of solid snake?
i was having a great time but then she added imion to the food :(
5’11” vs 6’0
This voice actually sounds like female snake
I'm like 5 feet so it hits hard 🥲
Yes I may be short but I know that you know that you love that about me you being able to carry me and give me uppies when I want them
I am 5'11 I wonder how tall she is 💀
I have 2 height related comments on my life. I am the height of the average male and am also italian one of the shorter ethnicities.