Trying To Kiss Your Tall Girlfriend (ASMR Roleplay) [F4A]

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  • @mrmastaofdesasta6994
    @mrmastaofdesasta6994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Me: *spreads out arms*
    Her: "...What are you doing?"
    Me: "Uppies!"

    • @TheAwesomeOne560
      @TheAwesomeOne560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "Look man it's been a bad couple months and you offered me a hug."

    • @bruceadkins5591
      @bruceadkins5591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why is this most likely to happen to me

    • @MarkHerrera24
      @MarkHerrera24 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I want this so bad

    • @Ruination_station
      @Ruination_station 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If/when i get a tall girlfriend (I’m 5’4) this will be a daily occurrence

  • @Deleted-Banana
    @Deleted-Banana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    I may be small but I can roll faster than you'll ever can.

    • @jokester_157
      @jokester_157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      They see me rolling they hating~🕺

    • @zippy2.017
      @zippy2.017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      pov: you're Link from ocarina of time

    • @everythingsans1582
      @everythingsans1582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I roll so fast I’m like sonic 🫠

    • @everythingsans1582
      @everythingsans1582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zippy2.017 heh

    • @truenewtramen3044
      @truenewtramen3044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I may be small but...
      :(

  • @rusticdebris8021
    @rusticdebris8021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    As a 5'2 person, this would be basically all my relationships.

  • @averagejoe5742
    @averagejoe5742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Man, as a 9 foot tall individual myself, it’s always a pleasure to find a girl taller than me!

    • @salty5082
      @salty5082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      wait did i read that wrong...

    • @lonerimortal8
      @lonerimortal8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      as a above average sized person, I can confirm that 9 foot tall for me is the same as being short :^V

    • @justagamingpossum2915
      @justagamingpossum2915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You are the least average "joe"

    • @averagejoe5742
      @averagejoe5742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@justagamingpossum2915 are you implying that my name isn’t Joe >:(

    • @Siathuan
      @Siathuan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@averagejoe5742 Your name is clearly Average, and your parents - Mr and Mrs Joe - must have had an amazing sense of humor.

  • @tjtharp603
    @tjtharp603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    It's such a treat to hear FAKE ❤️ laugh. :-) thanks so much

  • @pvtwade7057
    @pvtwade7057 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Being teased by fake for being a Napoleon sized man has rended my soul to it's very core

  • @waddlecopter3139
    @waddlecopter3139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I like to imagine Im still 6'1 and shes like 7 feet tall

  • @Bumblebee2361
    @Bumblebee2361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    That vocal fry at the end of every sentence make her sound like a female Solid Snake. It is very entertaining.

  • @vincentmarcellino7183
    @vincentmarcellino7183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Me: Hahahaha! This is hilarious!
    Also me: *Cries in 5'3"*

  • @cheekibreeki5381
    @cheekibreeki5381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    im 1.90 and if i got a tall gf she better be dimitrescu lenght.

    • @notthebloodfiend
      @notthebloodfiend 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here. When I hear the "tall gf" ASMR audios, I like to imagine a 2.20 girl

  • @fumikagetokoyami3226
    @fumikagetokoyami3226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    My dad's 6'5 I was genetically owed height but my mom had to mess it up by being 5 feet tall and I am here at the staggering height of 5'4

  • @supersoursorbet
    @supersoursorbet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    tall women supremacy

    • @erlxxxn
      @erlxxxn 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Y e s.

  • @mirage809
    @mirage809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    A tall girl? My inner fan of amazons is screaming. Also, we get to be the jetpack! Being the jetpack is dope!

  • @THEsauceboi6billion
    @THEsauceboi6billion ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:13
    "SPEAK UP BOY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU FROM UP THERE!"

  • @nopenopenope5162
    @nopenopenope5162 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:12 "i cant hear you from down there..."
    "SPEAK UP BOY I CANT HEAR YOU FROM UP THERE!!'
    *those who know*

  • @mrmastaofdesasta6994
    @mrmastaofdesasta6994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Ah! This slightly patronizing yet sweet attitude! Just perfect.

  • @Wanderer24
    @Wanderer24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When you said average height is still small, I felt so... something. I don't know, but it felt great. You said short and in my mind I said I'm average height. What a gift that was!

  • @darklightgamesanimations7563
    @darklightgamesanimations7563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Im just imagining some 7 foot tall dude listen to this and finally get what it like to be teased for being small

  • @bulldowozer5858
    @bulldowozer5858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I didn't put it that high up", she said after putting it on the support beam for the roof

  • @g_h_o_u_l
    @g_h_o_u_l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Ok so....I am quite tall about roughly 6 foot 2........soooo, I just stumble across this and listen to it, and I'm just interpreting this girl to be like 7 or 8 foot tall(RE8 Lady D style tall), and I'm both very into it and also very intimidated if so, because holy Jesus that woman is taller than my TV stand on it's side

    • @jacket5191
      @jacket5191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As someone of 1,92 meters , I reinforce this statement

    • @jabootycon5543
      @jabootycon5543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bro I am also that tall but 340 lbs and the fact that she said she could pick us up? What kinda roid rager is this

    • @g_h_o_u_l
      @g_h_o_u_l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jabootycon5543 the best kind if so

    • @monsterenjoyer3590
      @monsterenjoyer3590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i’m 6’2 and agree with everything said here

    • @Bingus219
      @Bingus219 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I’m 5,5 and I’m interpreting her to be 7 and or 8

  • @numberwalk2339
    @numberwalk2339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Everytime I heard her talk about me being short all I can think is Plankton saying:
    "I can deny it no longer! I am small...."

  • @minefight1606
    @minefight1606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “You’re so short”
    Mam i am 6’2”
    “Mmm, average height is short to me”
    WHERE ARE WE FROM WHERE 6’2” IS AVERAGE?!?!

    • @matthewmihaljevic3431
      @matthewmihaljevic3431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not the same height, but the average adolescent height in the Dinaric Alps is 6 foot 1, which is close enough.

    • @Thenight-n2e
      @Thenight-n2e ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matthewmihaljevic3431 I'm 5'8 am I tall or short

  • @JETBLACKCORD
    @JETBLACKCORD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg this was lovely to listen to splendid audio fake

  • @scythermc0001
    @scythermc0001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    TALL GIRL ASMR'S ARE THE BEST

  • @RamiGold
    @RamiGold 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Me a 6'8" guy
    Y E S

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cries in 5'4

    • @g_h_o_u_l
      @g_h_o_u_l 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm roughly 6'3"/6'4"

    • @unusual_sandwich
      @unusual_sandwich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@l0sts0ul89 just grow lmao

    • @xxqino
      @xxqino 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@unusual_sandwich real

    • @Thenight-n2e
      @Thenight-n2e ปีที่แล้ว

      @@unusual_sandwich I'm 5'8 am I tall or short

  • @ArmedVacation
    @ArmedVacation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is why they invented ladders

  • @copieopie5335
    @copieopie5335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When ur 4’11 and have a tall girl preference:

  • @aetherofthewindsofdestruct9866
    @aetherofthewindsofdestruct9866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is why I practiced year in the ancient art of sweeping the leg
    No matter how tall you are once you fall

  • @shadowkun2022
    @shadowkun2022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok stealing lunches. That's just cruel. Even I'm not a complete monster.

  • @Juany1985
    @Juany1985 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yep. Being 5 feet tall the struggle is real

  • @Dr.Chibbins
    @Dr.Chibbins ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a 6’4” guy, I’ve never had this problem

  • @hoodieman3272
    @hoodieman3272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I hate that I’m literally the size of a giraffe but I prefer taller girls

  • @pyromaniac2104
    @pyromaniac2104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    See Netflix THIS is how you do it

  • @Sleepingwithjeanson
    @Sleepingwithjeanson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love your asmrs so much

  • @professional_troll
    @professional_troll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It sounds like she's trying to read the script in jokers voice

  • @ct-1529
    @ct-1529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a 6'0-6'1 guy it's always nice to find a girl that towers over me

  • @Bladerunner-sn7tv
    @Bladerunner-sn7tv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    tall girl 3 script looking interesting.

  • @fishymi6511
    @fishymi6511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Went over the speed limit by just 1km 😈
    Ever thought of signing in the NBA?

  • @spasticpug5209
    @spasticpug5209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We need a fake asmr discord server

  • @Ruby_Eve
    @Ruby_Eve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm such a delinquent that I don't even use my turn signals

  • @Sierra_Alt
    @Sierra_Alt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I too was owed tallness genetically but same thing my mother messed up 😂😂

  • @tomatocoffeereal
    @tomatocoffeereal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i love watching stuff like this even though i’m 6’1 ☠️

    • @Murasaki_RS
      @Murasaki_RS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We all have our fantasies. No shame

  • @Lightheartednecromancer
    @Lightheartednecromancer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I may be small but im very quick at building pillow forts and nobody can resist laying down in them

  • @Scout_from_deep_rock_galactic
    @Scout_from_deep_rock_galactic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Finally! An Asmr that could possibly happen to me!

  • @silky2835
    @silky2835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If I'm tall enough to have to duck whenever I walk through a doorway otherwise I'll hit my head, she's gotta be at least 6'10

  • @knife47
    @knife47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Knife loves having a tall gf, she can reach to the top shelf!

  • @jadelock302
    @jadelock302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Could this be a Tall Girl Reference? Of courses this audio is way higher(get it?) in quality than that "movie".

  • @DrDunsparce
    @DrDunsparce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tall girls are supreme

  • @shipmastertietusthessaloni1528
    @shipmastertietusthessaloni1528 ปีที่แล้ว

    At this point, I have accepted being smol

  • @BlueLife03
    @BlueLife03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I AM NORMAL SIZE AND FULLY FUNCTIONAL!!!

  • @constantlyindoubt8411
    @constantlyindoubt8411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I absolutely love this :o

  • @Maito89
    @Maito89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I have YYX syndrome so I'm considerably taller than anyone else in my family 😆Of course it's also the reason I have acne and mild symptoms of autism but that's small price to pay for being able to reach the top shelf of the fridge 😭

    • @Manlikegibbon
      @Manlikegibbon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "that's small price to pay for being able to reach the top shelf of the fridge"-nice line

  • @salty5082
    @salty5082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    does fake have a twitch 🤔

  • @outcast4087
    @outcast4087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm 1,73 meters tall, and I'm dreaming to find a girlfriend who's taller and stronger than me. Which is a very fat chance, if you ask me...

  • @snag.silver.requiem2322
    @snag.silver.requiem2322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So, I read the thumbnail and I thought it said "Can't Read" which I thought was weird because the title didn't seem to have anything to do with reading. Then I read it again and realized my mistake but if I misread the words for can't read does that mean I double can't read?

  • @jonathanaadkins2681
    @jonathanaadkins2681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Us small people have advantages (im 5,8)

  • @vincentpaterno5311
    @vincentpaterno5311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sweet. I'm a 5-6: guy whose girlfriend is a towering 6'4" (honest!).

  • @aflahali553
    @aflahali553 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know I kind of want someone who is like maybe same height or 1 inch taller

  • @moosejuice2166
    @moosejuice2166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I get to experience being short, its nice actually I don't know what yall are complaining about

  • @JodaroKujo
    @JodaroKujo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am the same height as Koichi Hirose
    I am smol

  • @jamesgudgeon4868
    @jamesgudgeon4868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is very funny 😄 😆 🤣 😂 😀 😁 😄 😆 🤣 😂 😀 😁 😄

  • @g5knightlyshell445
    @g5knightlyshell445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Im literally an inch below average height, 5’8, i think the average is 5’9.

  • @Burry.
    @Burry. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    how tall is the listener

  • @bruceadkins5591
    @bruceadkins5591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is probably my future

  • @CO2Ymir
    @CO2Ymir 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Me: uppies
    Her: what?
    Me: UPPIES

    • @dragonwing4449
      @dragonwing4449 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Not all tall girls are like that 💀

  • @TheOriginalSomeRandomGuy
    @TheOriginalSomeRandomGuy ปีที่แล้ว

    “I may be short but I…Uuhm…anyways”
    -Me whilst thinking of something good to comment

  • @francocarlyledimarucut653
    @francocarlyledimarucut653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm 5'8 and yet my height is a curse
    Can't fit in my bed
    Always hit my head to the door frame
    Kids getting scared to me for no reason
    Others thinking I'm 20 or 19 years old
    You might call me lucky with this height
    But not it ain't no luck 💀

  • @Jinkuzu
    @Jinkuzu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tbh I enjoy these videos about being smaller cus I've been insecure about my height. 6'4.4

  • @Alex-sx9xr
    @Alex-sx9xr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My dad is 6 ft 5 and his whole family is above 6 foot but my mom is 5 ft 4 so I feel your pain. I still was taller than my friends in high school(I was 5 ft 11 at 16) but I could have been taller.

  • @dont_care4475
    @dont_care4475 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:25 all’s fare in love and war

  • @solararmor3961
    @solararmor3961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man times have changed if 6ft is smol

  • @lol-2247
    @lol-2247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hello there

    • @Adam_X78
      @Adam_X78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      General Kenobi

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Most impressive

  • @Vashkey
    @Vashkey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why does she sound like Solid Snake?

  • @KingDragonBlood
    @KingDragonBlood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg this is so odd im 6ft im imagining she’s 6.7ft but based on how you just mentioned i cant reach something you shrunk me why i dont want to be short (red pouty face)

  • @Reverseslayer217
    @Reverseslayer217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why am I so smol

  • @Iden_in_the_Rain
    @Iden_in_the_Rain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m 165cm and this is pretty much every woman I meet lol

  • @kingnothin
    @kingnothin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    is it me or do I just hear the female version of solid snake 😂 but I like it

  • @scarymeunster9095
    @scarymeunster9095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’m a 6 foot titan at 300 lbs and somewhere about size 26 shoulders so having giant lady is hilarious.

  • @tomatosoupnum1fan
    @tomatosoupnum1fan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I small bean 😌

  • @Chxrylnn._
    @Chxrylnn._ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm a girl but I still enjoy

  • @XVIXXi1i
    @XVIXXi1i 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can relate to your comment at the end, I should be 5 feet or taller rn, but I’m still 4’11, I’m only a bit taller then my grandmother

  • @JSBreezy918
    @JSBreezy918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me out here at 6’4 confused

  • @Stop_Inc.-cg6hk
    @Stop_Inc.-cg6hk 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    For the record I didn't actually sneak out I just finished todays work early

  • @MaceyRooney
    @MaceyRooney 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Don’t worry I’m 23 and I’m 6’3

  • @GAMINGDEVlL
    @GAMINGDEVlL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One word that can fix this. Uppies

  • @deatheater5212
    @deatheater5212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am 6 foot 1 so i am average hight but i Like to think shes at least 8 foot tall

    • @deatheater5212
      @deatheater5212 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lars Liam Vilhelm IT IS in Germany at least where i live

  • @JakeSm4sh
    @JakeSm4sh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's not fair why are you always taller than me

  • @JamalWhite-b2y
    @JamalWhite-b2y 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Me: pick me up woman!

  • @Murasaki_RS
    @Murasaki_RS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok but how strong is the girlfriend in this asmr? Cuz even average weight is not very light

  • @Liverpoolboy-lp7xg
    @Liverpoolboy-lp7xg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    wish I could have a tall girlfriend

  • @CivilianTactics2024
    @CivilianTactics2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great video miss. Also listening to your voice you sound a little like snake from the metal gear games. Not meaning that in a bad. Just thought it was a little funny. But like I said really good video miss!

  • @JolleymanJ
    @JolleymanJ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dear god how I desperately wish this could happen to me

  • @metalgamerjonny6410
    @metalgamerjonny6410 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why does it feel like im having a conversation with a female version of solid snake?

  • @axcaleeoyrothes2253
    @axcaleeoyrothes2253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i was having a great time but then she added imion to the food :(

  • @therealharmacist5627
    @therealharmacist5627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5’11” vs 6’0

  • @Neko_Necromancer
    @Neko_Necromancer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This voice actually sounds like female snake

  • @crayraycrayray9524
    @crayraycrayray9524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm like 5 feet so it hits hard 🥲

  • @LittleMoonI
    @LittleMoonI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yes I may be short but I know that you know that you love that about me you being able to carry me and give me uppies when I want them

  • @kinghades3356
    @kinghades3356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am 5'11 I wonder how tall she is 💀

  • @BladeandBounty
    @BladeandBounty ปีที่แล้ว

    I have 2 height related comments on my life. I am the height of the average male and am also italian one of the shorter ethnicities.