Years in the future: The demon girl excitedly tells the listener, her roommate, that she has finally won a game of Civ VI on Deity difficulty. She has completely forgotten that the reason she's playing Civ in the first place is as "practice" for world domination irl.
I swear the entire time I was just saying this B can’t be serious and when the “I destroyed the summoning circle didn’t I” happened I was evil laughing
@@MONOEDITZ75 that implies a soul is only worth $200 selling the body parts on the black market is 36 mil last I checked so you could buy 180 thousand souls with 1 body
@@zipspratt2310 but it would make since for a soul not to be the most expensive thing anymore since the inflation depends on the human population and there's lik seven point five billion of us
Demon : "I control your body and your fate." Me internally : "Look I'm used to not being in control of anything, this really makes no difference.". Also part of me hopes there's just another part of this where they are stuck here while we have to earn cash to replace one of the ingredients. Just listening to them learn how it is up here is fun. But yeah, the audio was great, poor poor demon, welcome to humanity.
Weird coincidence that I find this after listening to monster by skillet Also the cursed mental image of fake’s voice coming out of my body is gonna keep me up at night
I can't help but imagine what the listener would do now that the demon is essentially powerless against real world, and also foolishly gave up control of the body to the listener. The listener can just... not build the summoning circle, and have this demon quite literally trapped in his head for the rest of his life.
Wow, a car blows this demons mind. Now, Ima sit back in my mind space, I guess, and wait and see what will happen when modern weaponry is brought into to mix
“You know, I could just not make that circle and keep you in my head as company. Besides, that power you mentioned could still be useful against a small group of unarmed humans right?”
Demon girl: "Mwahaha I am now possessing y- BRO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD." Me: "Yeah it's just kinda like that." DG: "HOW IS THERE SO MUCH GOING ON WITHOUT ANYTHING HAPPENING. WHERE IS THAT MUSIC COMING FROM."
Ok, if you really want to conquer the world then you need to know the song. First open the browser. Then type youtube. Now, for the song Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down.
Hahahaha, as if I'd let the demon go that easily. I have a powerful magical being as my prisoner, and I'm sure there's a reason I summoned them, so I'd at least make them do/grant me what I wanted first before letting them leave.
Me: you can’t kill a B-2 spirit Bomber or a tank or a jet or a SWAT officer none the less, plus if you are strong enough, the allies of the country will send help, you may have my body but I can’t survive a 500-lb bomb.
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Years in the future: The demon girl excitedly tells the listener, her roommate, that she has finally won a game of Civ VI on Deity difficulty. She has completely forgotten that the reason she's playing Civ in the first place is as "practice" for world domination irl.
“What the hell is capitalism” had me laughing my ass off, I wasn’t expecting that.
I swear the entire time I was just saying this B can’t be serious and when the “I destroyed the summoning circle didn’t I” happened I was evil laughing
That was sooo good omg 😂 this "I destroyed the summoning circle, didn't I" line had me howling, I swear haha
Me too Solar Girl
Us one month later : ay don't forget we gotta pay that rent by tomorrow. The demon: waht the fuck is rent
Demon or not they better pay up
@@itsyaboi.1645 exactly five souls a week or a thousand dollas or euros for Me I'm since I'm German
@@MONOEDITZ75 that implies a soul is only worth $200 selling the body parts on the black market is 36 mil last I checked so you could buy 180 thousand souls with 1 body
@@zipspratt2310 daaayum you got that good advice man thanks
@@zipspratt2310 but it would make since for a soul not to be the most expensive thing anymore since the inflation depends on the human population and there's lik seven point five billion of us
I love how she took one look at an M1A2 Abrams and went "aight Imma head out"
This needs a part 2 😂❤❤😂❤😂❤
I want an anime about this. It'd be hilarious.
Demon girl : This world is mine and you are mine.
Protagonist : Pray to god i need to go isekai world. Klll myself
When he said basement, I thought that he had summoned the demon to free him from the grasp of a yandere. Luckily to the demon, I was mistaken.
Thats... quite a concept
WE NEED THIS
Thinking about, this concept would work very well in a duo. Imagine, one being the demon and the other the yandere.
"What the hell is capitalism?" got me cracked up 💀
Fake this was BLOODY GOLD
Demon : "I control your body and your fate."
Me internally : "Look I'm used to not being in control of anything, this really makes no difference.".
Also part of me hopes there's just another part of this where they are stuck here while we have to earn cash to replace one of the ingredients. Just listening to them learn how it is up here is fun.
But yeah, the audio was great, poor poor demon, welcome to humanity.
Similar to Dr. Eggman, they can’t screw us over more evilly than the US Medical or Education systems already do :)
Weird coincidence that I find this after listening to monster by skillet
Also the cursed mental image of fake’s voice coming out of my body is gonna keep me up at night
Omg I wanna watch a reverse Isekai with like a character from some magical land having to adjust to earth that would be great
Fantastic audio as always fake I hope you are having a great day 🐱
Can’t wait to show the demon girl memes.
Can't wait for her mind to cave in on itself while she tries to understand
Can't wait to show her "modern artwork depictions of demons" if ya know what I mean.
Imagine her seeing social media controversy, that stuff is the apitamy of evil.
Epitome
(Sorry)
@@SaintoftheHonest Should I be glad I don't know what that is, because I feel like I should be.
Evil is one with in thee.➕
I can't help but imagine what the listener would do now that the demon is essentially powerless against real world, and also foolishly gave up control of the body to the listener. The listener can just... not build the summoning circle, and have this demon quite literally trapped in his head for the rest of his life.
"Hey babe, Fake just uploaded. But it's also ghostbusting time too"
Me, “Sick. My life is your problem now have fun. I’ll just watch and enjoy the show.”
I heard the first few words and immediately thought "it worked the first time, what the hell happened
10:09 is system of oppression
AND THIS TRIANGULAR SIGN
Wow, a car blows this demons mind. Now, Ima sit back in my mind space, I guess, and wait and see what will happen when modern weaponry is brought into to mix
The end just reminds me how patriotic I am. Here’s a M1A2 Abrams main battle tank
Are you still doing commissions? Please let me know
Do they go to a loop when they go back to hell and they never get Earth news ? he he.
Oh you demonic demon. It's been a while, hasn't it? Does put into perspective how quick we advance as a species.
Just teach her about video games and let her play civilization. All the conquest fantasies she can wish for.
Is it me or should part 2 be when we become allies and make the world a better place for everybody including demons
I am happy that she didnt figure out what a nuke was god I want to know that reaction
Line 4:
Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it
Oh just wait till she learns about nukes and firearms XD
“What the hell is capitalism?”
Oooh man you’ve got no idea. You can’t corrupt humanity when humanity has already corrupted everything else.
Looks like another possession.➕
“You know, I could just not make that circle and keep you in my head as company. Besides, that power you mentioned could still be useful against a small group of unarmed humans right?”
Demon: "Oh wtf, why does everything feel bad? And my back is in pain!"
Me: "That'll be the chemical imbalances and me sitting like a gremlin."
That cracked me up XD
Oh, we were already in hell, we live in an American suburb
Demon girl: "Mwahaha I am now possessing y- BRO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD."
Me: "Yeah it's just kinda like that."
DG: "HOW IS THERE SO MUCH GOING ON WITHOUT ANYTHING HAPPENING. WHERE IS THAT MUSIC COMING FROM."
How the hell did you get into my head
What is that melody
@@kamuikadet6538 Accumula Town. There's a Furret on a treadmill around here somewhere.
@@SilverKappa He walk
Lemme guess, the DOOM soundtrack?
You know what nah I’m not sending you back your my personal demon
Fake: plans to take over the country and have it's people form an army
Me, who lives in New Zealand
MY ADHD BRAIN IS IMMUNE
Well demon, now that you know what capitalism is, I think we should read a little book called “conquest of bread”.
Hmm. Well, now I enjoy being possessed by you
This demon really thought I was strong or something I'm skinny af
Imagine the demon getting depressed because it can't go back and now, two depressed beings are cohabiting the same body.
Ok, if you really want to conquer the world then you need to know the song.
First open the browser.
Then type youtube.
Now, for the song
Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down.
"How did it all go so wrong? ...What the hell is capitalism?" Too perfect of a stinger!
"What the hell is capitalism" 👀long story💀 for another summoning time.
me on my way to explain class conflict
If you can't takeover my world, how about takeover my heart instead ?"
Hahahaha, as if I'd let the demon go that easily. I have a powerful magical being as my prisoner, and I'm sure there's a reason I summoned them, so I'd at least make them do/grant me what I wanted first before letting them leave.
Hello there 🥞
I’ve been wanting to be possessed for a while
Please make part 2
Wait till she learns about rent
Imagine ur followers not beating tank smh could never be me
You know this is pretty funny I thought demons all-knowing and All-Seeing
Foolish warp spawn you won't even fase the emperor or Roubte Guiilumen
what the hell is capitalism? sums up my thoughts on history and economics class
clearly the demon not knows abaut social class conflicts
Ah capitalism at it's finest
So what you're saying demon is your week. Ha. Now I'm in control you oh baby now 👺👹
this reminds me of Power from Chainsaw Man
Me: you can’t kill a B-2 spirit Bomber or a tank or a jet or a SWAT officer none the less, plus if you are strong enough, the allies of the country will send help, you may have my body but I can’t survive a 500-lb bomb.
Nuar Am in School
Thanks goodness she or he or they didn't look up Ohio
First 💙
Capitalism :)
God bless the military industrial complex.