The BEST Lemonades
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ต.ค. 2024
- I like lemonade.
The week before my birthday I bought literally every lemonade I could find. Then, I drank and rated all of them to find out which lemonade is the best and which one was the worst. I was worried that this stream might be boring because the lemonades might all taste the same. I was terribly, terribly wrong.
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So you're telling me you drank nothing but lemonade for over an hour. You're a goddamn madman. I love it.
I don't believe you've tried it since, but Panera Bread has like, an Agave Lemonade that's not too sweet tasting if I remember right. It's fine.
@@purpleisdebeste Probably so that the drink labels on camera were readable
4 loko lemonade you have to try it
There’s a brand called Huberts lemonade that’s one of my favorites that I’d recommend if they sell it in your area
Jello: *sips lemonade*
Jello: the year is 2013. You’re sitting on the beach with a summer sweetheart, the salty spray of the ocean glistening in your hair. You kiss her for what you know will be the last time as you prepare to be sent overseas for active duty. As you stand, she clutches your hand firmly, a tear streaming down your cheek. She presses your hand to her heart and whispers in your ear: “I’ll be waiting for you.” And she still is. This lemonade is her passion, your heartache, and the dipping summer sun in the most cruel of fading nights…
Jello: 2
Deserves more likes
Also Jello:
It tastes like wax…. 5!!!
Also Jello : this one tastes like spit and candlewax made by an asshole. Four!
This is actually one of my favourite things to do for meals with friends without the rating.
Just try to visualize the flavour with terms not meant to describe flavour, and then fail to peer pressure anyone else into doing it.
I could *hear* him saying that.
“I could taste an eyedropper of alcohol in a bathtub.”
The Princess and the I-Pea-A
🍞
I fucking love this comment section
Princess and the BAC
ZAMN
Jello: **drinks lemonade**
Jello: "Have you ever been lobotomized, and then downed a 2 liter of Shasta directly after?"
I can picture what that tastes like.
@@aussiejo5764 what does it taste like?
@@amyjustamy8011 bad
Is there an all Rush mixtape at some point down the line?
5/5
I love how he described his experiences. Example: "it tastes like candle" and "this lemonade has never met a lemon, but its cousin was roommates with a lemon."
And then there’s the description of :”French Aristocrat with a piss fetish.”
Lord Remington
"Me and the PLEASE!"
"Oh, beautifu-HONEY-!"
"this lemonade never met a lemon " sounds like a Gordon Ramsay roast
and yet somehow, you know exactly what it tastes like
If it helps: monkfruit isn't known to cause vomiting, but some people are sensitive to erythritol to the point that it makes them vomit, and erythritol is commonly used as filler for monkfruit-based sweeteners (because monkfruit extract itself is EXTREMELY strong).
Conversely, sucralose can send people to the bathroom for a few painful days if you drink too much (or at all now...)
@@onirem4973 Never had that issue
@@onirem4973
Chemicals are so weird sometimes.
Ah yes when you biology has the temper of a toddler that gets the knock off and knows it is a knock off.
@@Toneill029 It's more that human metabolism is weird. Different people process the same chemicals very differently. For example, normally when someone drinks alcohol (ethanol), it gets turned by an enzyme called alcohol dehydrogenase into acetaldehyde (ethanal), which is toxic and is the main cause of hangovers, but that then gets turned into harmless acetic acid by a family of enzymes called aldehyde dehydrogenase 2. (You can think of an enzyme sorta like a robot at a factory - it takes specific inputs and produces specific outputs.) But some people have a deficiency in aldehyde dehydrogenase 2, so even if they drink a small amount of alcohol, they'll end up very sick, because their body takes way longer to get rid of the acetaldehyde than most people. Conversely, some people have an unusually high amount of aldehyde dehydrogenase 2, or overactive aldehyde dehydrogenase 2, so they can drink extraordinary amounts to seemingly no effect.
So in short, that's why some people can put erythritol in their coffee every morning and Jello feels very sick after having a very small amount of it.
I managed to find pink lenonade swoon in a local store and obliviously brought it home expecting it to NOT be THAT bad.
My first sip can only be described as drinking V8, expecting fruit punch, and tasting tomato juice. It is so watery at first and then it overpowers your entire mouth and causes your senses to amalgamate and die in embarassment.
Describe it in Jello fashion with a metaphor that not everyone can relate to but everyone will understand
I can picture that perfectly
@@trashpanda2825 its like getting shot twice and then waterboarded in fluid from a septic tank
@@tobyshelton9725 Ah yes, totally unrelatable yet I can imagine. Perfect, thank you
Considering how Jello described it, I think Swoon being compared to V8 is an insult to V8.
V8 juice, while very much not to everyone’s taste, can be pretty good. It’s more of a blender of fruits and vegetables than it is a fruit punch, but it’s still pretty solid.
Jello is one of those guys who you'd listen to talk about ANYTHING in the most nichest categories and you'll still get invested
Considering I watched his analysis of scooby doo characters twice, I completely agree
@@PramkLuna i watched it four times at the very least
@@lilfigurative yeah pretty much
Jello’s going through a “fuck it, do whatever” phase and I too have watched the Scooby character video in its entirety about twelve times
He has this way of describing things in ways that instantly make sense. Hope he makes more stuff like this
I love the image of jello buying $150 dollars worth of lemonade from one store and when the cashier finally asks what it's all for, he hesitates for a second before saying "it's for work" and then remaining completely silent for the rest of the transaction.
Honestly no one asked so I just told them unprompted
@@JelloApocalypse That's somehow even better
@@JelloApocalypse You are a mad man and I love it. I just want to see you rant about everything now
@@JelloApocalypse i can imagine the silent stare and the beeps and when they ask for you to pay you just go “it’s for a video” toss money and run
@@JelloApocalypse QUESTION: Has Giovanni or will he ever learn of the term 'Primordial Soup?!
Jello saying “Ooh I know what this tastes like!” Is the equivalent to Phineas saying “Hey Ferb I know what we’re doing today!” And instead of,making an invention like Phineas and Ferb, Jello instead gives out a complex simile and/or metaphor describing a bad lemonade.
"you know that feeling when you trip or drop something and it feels like time slows down as all the adrenaline in your body surges to save you? That's what this tastes like. 3"
Other Drink Reviewers: “Nice Earthy taste, Very rounded taste. An overall good drink”
Jello: “Have you ever been stabbed multiple times and then shot, that’s this drink”
“4/5”
i think i get jello's descriptions more though
@@netRibbon I Completely agree
“Imagine your driving a car, and tire just hit you dead on in the passenger seat. That’s how this tastes.”
“3/5”
What you get when you mix a super taster with an expert story teller.
Mad props to whoever called the Whole Foods Green Lemonade, “the potion seller’s strongest potion.”
I feel like this is a reference to something, but I can’t remember what.
Also the dude who was reciting the "Kuzko's Poison" bit from The Emperor's New Groove except with Jello instead of Kuzko
Potion seller
I'm going into battle, and I need some of your strongest potions.
When they called it "the liquid Ophelia drowned in" I laughed so hard I had to pause
@@redheadrogue what is it a reference to?
Timestamps for everything in the intro:
"This is like drinking a candle" 7:43
"That smells like blood" 9:07
"What natural flavors did you put in there?" 16:25
"Cayenne?" 29:04
"Cream of tartar" 32:51
"Oh, it's so complex and it's all bad" 11:24
"Well, if I throw up, I'll tell you later on Twitter" 26:47
"That smells like a garbage can" 25:49
"How hard is it to make f*cking lemonade?" 19:49
"Me at the start of this stream: I love lemonade
Me at the end of this stream: I think I hate lemonade" 20:42
"I figured out what these taste like... When you get a colonoscopy" 19:12
Thank you for putting timestamps for every outstanding comment Jello makes in the first 30 seconds of the video.
jello: **takes a sip of lemonade**
jello: have you ever been cornered in a dark ally by a guy with a knife?
"That's what this tastes like"
"3."
@@Midnight-Starfish “I like being stabbed, okay?!”
I hate that I kinda understand what it would taste like based on this description.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The monkfruit plot follows the rule of threes. It has the setup when he first encounters it, the reminder when he double checked for it, and payoff when he's deceived by it.
This is a cinematic masterpiece.
That colonoscopy bit was one of the biggest “where the fuck is he going with this?” moments I’ve had in a while
Honestly the worst part isn't the taste, or the flushing out the excrement, it's not being able to eat or have a drink that isn't water. I have low blood sugar and I had to get a colonoscopy once and the prep was torture. I had temperamental mood swings after 8 hours and I was constantly fighting dehydration as it got to the point where the only thing left in my intestines was the water I just had. I ended up passing out on the toilet for a good minute in the middle of the night because I couldn't retain fluid thanks to the suprep.
as someone who had a colonoscopy last year i immediately knew EXACTLY what he was about to compare it to and i was right
The way this man describes things is fucking TOP NOTCH
“Like you bit into a lemon and the inside was mushroom”
“Like it was made from the leaves a ladybug crawled on”
Don't forget "Smells like a french aristocrat with a piss fetish"
“Like you **sucks on water gun** just exactly like that”
"A French aristocrat with a piss fetish"
“When you get a colonoscopy…”
c a n d l e
Of note, there were two lemonades I have tried in the past that I COULD NOT locate for this video:
- Newman's Own Lemonade, which is very very good. Likely a 4 or a 5, if memory serves.
- Cock and Bull Bitter Lemonade, which is horrendous. It was my old "worst lemonade" before I tried Swoon.
You just could tell us the name and we could guess that it's shit
Newman's own Ranch dressing is great
I have to second Larry Laffer's comment on Milo's. I only discovered it at Walmart fairly recently and I get it every time I'm there. It's like 3-4 ingredients iirc. Water, Cane Sugar and Lemon/Lemon Juice/Lemon juice concentrate (don't remember exactly). It's a solid lemonade.
Newman's own lemonade is the kind of lemonade I get lol
Publix and milos lemonade
Fun fact! For the Shake Shack lemonades that taste fermented means that theyre very expired and theyre not cleaning their machines properly!!!
That's definitely a prime enviroment for a future FDA recall
😭😭😭💀
@@trinhurt8004 That's not how fountain drinks work
I was born without a sense of smell but his description of the lemonde smells are vivid enough for me to pretend that I can.
Oh you poor thing
Im so sorry if that sounded weird- im not really good at showing sympathy;-;
Oh, how so?
This man is lucky enough to have never smelled a fart
@@SomeoneNews true
@@tanglekelp1857 I can taste things, but I couldn’t tell you what it would smell like. Not even congested I just cannot detect smells. I mean not the worst sense to not have. I’d take this over being blind or deaf.
I genuinely love how he describes flavor. Blood, candle, pool, and when he gives specific scenes AND ONE OF THEM STARTS WITH "Y'KNOW WHEN U GET A COLONOSCOPY?"
This is one of my comfort videos. It just has personality and such a chill nice atmosphere.
Im glad i'm not the only one who watches this everytime I need to lift my mood up
My doctor decided that I should go off my anxiety medication cause I'm "not in a stressful state anymore" and I didn't tell her that I won't be able to meet my therapist for another month and I'll be under so much stress from switching schools and being around a toxic relative for the holidays so now I'm off it having the worst time of my life and this video is helping me get through just one more day so I can go back and at least have the medicine for this weird time of anxiety. Sorry for venting basically In this comment section but I have to say jello's videos are so oddly relaxing and I love them so much.
@@scripsiabiete Wait, why didn't you tell her?
Yeah this is one of my favorites
I’m gonna be honest, all of the Jello “random fun thing he (and usually his friends) did because they just felt like it” are comfort watches for me. Dogs in Love, Price is Right, and this one are all that for me.
🍋Best to worst lemonades🍋
*-5/5-*
#1- Dublin Cherry Limeade
#2- Boylan Sparkling Lemonade
#3- Calypso Black Cherry Blood Lemonade
#4- Calypso Island Wave Candle Lemonade
#5- Calypso Light Strawberry Lemonade
•Simply Lemonade (Blueberry)
•Fentiman’s Rose Lemonade
•Water
•Shake Shack Lemonade
•Shake Shack Yuzu Pomegranate Lemonade
•Natalie’s Natural Lemonade
•Natalie’s Strawberry Lemonade
*-4/5-*
•Simply Limeade
•Simply Lemonade (Strawberry)
•Trader Joe’s Organic Lemonade
•Trader Joe’s Low Calorie Lemonade
•Trader Joe’s Sparkling Lemonade
•Santa Cruz Organic Strawberry Lemonade
•Calypso Paradise _Punch_ Lemonade
•Calypso Southern Peach Lemonade
•Calypso Ocean Blue Lemonade
•Calypso Light Ocean Blue Lemonade
•Shake Shack Strawberry Salted Limeade
•Lemmy’s Sparkling Lemonade
•Central Market Cold-Pressed Lemonade
•Central Market Cold-Pressed Strawberry Lemonade
•Country Acres Limeade
•Dublin Tart-n-Sweet Lemonade
•Kroger Lemonade
•Belvoir Organic Elderflower & Rose Lemonade (John Mulaney’s perfume)
•Fentiman’s Victorian Lemonade (Lord Remington’s pickle surprise)
•Lorina Artisanal Sparkling Lemonade
•Lorina Artisanal Sparkling Pink Lemonade
•Lurisia La Nostra Limonada
•Mike’s Hard Black Cherry Lemonade
•Diabolo Sparkling Lemonade (Mint Citron)
•Lemmy’s Black Cherry Lemonade
•Lemmy’s Strawberry Lemonade
•Shake Shack Apple Ciderade
*-3/5-*
•Simply Lemonade (Original)
•Trader Joe’s Organic Strawberry Lemonade
•Calypso Light Lemonade
•John Lemonade
•Country Time Pink Lemonade
•365 Organic Lemonade
•365 Organic Strawberry Lemonade
•Country Acres Strawberry Lemonade
•Me and the Bees Lemonade w/ Ginger
•Me and the Bees Lemonade w/ Mint
•Suja Organic Cold-Pressed Lemon Love
•Lurisia La Nostra Gazzosa
•Ленинаде
•Mike’s Hard Pineapple Lemonade
•Calypso Pineapple Peach Limeade
•Calypso Triple Melon Lemonade
*-2/5-*
•Santa Cruz Organic Lemonade
•Trader Joe’s Unpasteurized Limeade
•Trader Joe’s Organic Jalapeño Limeade
•Trader Joe’s Low Calorie Pink Lenonade
•Calypso Original Lemonade
•Shake Shack Blackberry Lychee Lemonade
•Minute Maid Lemonade
•Minute Maid Pink Lemonade
•Evolution “Fresh” Organic Strawberry Lemonade
•Crystal Light Lemonade
•Country Time Lemonade
•365 Light Lemonade
•Country Acres Classic Lemonade
•Country Acres Raspberry Lemonade
•Me and the Bees Lemonade w/ Iced Tea
•Sunkist Lemonade
•Canada Dry Ginger Ale w/ Lemonade
•Langers Lemonade
•Califa Farms California Tart Cherry Lemonade
•Signature Select Lemonade
*-1/5-*
•Santa Cruz Organic Blueberry Lemonade
•Swoon Lemonade
•Dole Lemonade
•Uncle Matt’s Organic No Sugar Added Lemonade
•Lemmy’s Peach Lemonade
•True Lemon Original Lemonade
•True Lemon Raspberry Lemonade
•True Lemon Strawberry Lemonade
•True Lemon Wildberry Lemonade
•True Lemon Black Cherry (Colonoscopy) Lemonade
•Diabolo Sparkling French Lemonade (Blueberry Citron + Fluoride)
•Me and the Bees Lemonade w/ Prickly Pear
•Whole Foods “Green Lemonade”
•Truly Strawberry Lemonade Hard Seltzer
•Floyd’s Spiked Lemonade
•Mike’s Hard Lemonade
•Mike’s Hard Strawberry Lemonade
•Jack Daniel’s Lynchburg Lemonade
•Signature Select Diet Lemonade
*-0/5-*
•Swoon Pink Lemonade
doing the lords work thank you
thank you 🙏
Water, the best lemonade
Nice list
@@koregai8904 Add a smidge of green colorant, some vitamin C, an ungodly amount of sugar and then just call it a day
"What a little weirdo...anyway back to my 3 hour Lemonade stream" took me the fuck out more than anything else
I was dying at the lord Remington bit
This man is an absolute true dang heckin’ comedy genius
🤣 Exactly!
Casually told my mother who loves lemonade to try the swoon lemonade because shes been an awful person to me since I've moved out of her house.
how'd that go?
@@cakeisthebestintheworld she bought it and hasn't said anything further. I have been waiting on an update for a little while (about a week as she bought both of them officially a week ago. I made the recommendation to her a while ago tho)
@@sapphirestarla8267 You ever get that update?
This is petty as hell and I love it.
@@hiimemily i learned from all the times my mom has been petty to me.
*”THIS IS LIKE DRINKING A CANDLE!”*
Excellent way to start off this video, or any video for that matter
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Especially when you discover the note he end up giving it
@@hekonaleeinos5510 how does he even know what a candle taste like
@@velvetdarksoul8741 how do u not know what a candle tastes like?
@@AxxLAfriku if you actually went to school you'd know that that's not really that impressive.
(26:07) I don't know why, but hearing jello say, "Oh no, girl!" Like he's just heard his drunk friend mumble something about texting her ex is sending me into the stratosphere. I can't stop replaying it.
“Mike keeps his secrets” is one of the funniest things I’ve heard and I’ve watched this video well over 10 times now
23:58
this is like a cutaway gag where the main characters are having a waterballoon fight and it hits the window or smthn just to establish that their actions are causing some sort of damage
Jesus christ Jello the "I MELTED DOWN A BUCKET OF JOLLY RANCHERS" has me in stitches for so long.
For me it was Lord Remington pulling out a whole pickle and mixing with it XDDDDDDD
"Smells like an aristocratic frenchmen with a piss fetish" nearly made me throw up from laughing so hard.
*I DID IT MORTY, I MELTED DOWN A BUCKET OF JOLLY RANCHERS*
@@swordsmanthegamernine7973 and then he started mixing it with a pickle! Funniest shit I've ever seen.
5:26
33:00 No matter how many times I watch this, the "Lord Remington with a pickle" bit always makes me laugh until my face is sore.
Lord Remington is even more prevalent in the sequel
Finally, my oddly specific niche interest of "voice actors trying out different categories of food items" is getting some content outside of ProZD
BRuH I'm the effin same tho LMAO
CdawgVA too
We need a hashtag for this, or a challenge or something. #VAFoodTypes? #VAFT
fun fact: i used to stock santa cruz organic at the local grocery mart, and we had to recall them THREE TIMES for sprouting just, *explosive* amonts of mold under the labels and inside of *completely sealed bottles with the pop seal intact*
Oh my god is there a reason they did that??
@@MinecraftLover58 sounds like they didnt clean the plastic bottles before filling. Also consider that it would need to be warm enough... bleeerh
ew that's scary actually
@@Draphia the bottle of that brand are glass from my experience
this comment actually came in handy for me! i started at a grocery store on night shift, was stocking the juice aisle, happened to look down at the Santa Cruz and mentioned this comment and sure as hell, like 6 or 7 of the bottles on the shelf were just absolutely infested with mold so i scored some major points that day
It's disturbing how accurate Jello's hyperspecific descriptions are, like I can imagine all the tastes in my head
some of my favorite moments:
5:25 - daryl
7:33 - jello drinks a candle (followed by pool and blood)
11:12 - swoon pink
14:56 - jello does a wiggle
18:33 - experiment 53
19:10 - "...I just figured out what this tastes like."
33:03 - lord remington
The fact that *candle, pool, and blood* have become the new unofficial flavors for the Calypso drinks is so fucking funny, to me.
Ok so I tried the rose lemonade (which is made by the same brand as the one from lord Remington) and it sounds like a weirdly specific description, but that’s exactly how to describe it
here, drink it you bitch XDXD
“Here! Drink it you *bitch!* “
ah yess, scented candle
"This is the liquid Ophelia drowned in" has to be the most underrated description of the Whole Foods "Green Lemonade," along with "The potion seller's strongest potion."
I have watched this video so many times, and even with all of the amazing descriptions and reactions to the different lemonades throughout this video, I am still astounded by the fact that when he drank one of the more flowery ones, he somehow knew and quoted that John Mulaney comedy sketch almost perfectly AT RANDOM, and did a perfect impression of him out of nowhere! As if flexing on us by buying that much lemonade wasn't enough, now he's flexing his voice on us too! Truly an amazing video, and definitely my favorite from Jello Apocalypse.
im happy to know im not the only one that cant stop coming back to this video
i'm so addicted to this video I hope he does this again
@@phantomgrape Fortunately for all of us, he uploaded a second stream on Twitch for Alex's Lemonade Stand, and although it is about four hours long, the breaks in sanity he has in between some of the ratings are hilarious. I highly recommend you check it out until he uploads a condensed version like this one, and I hope you enjoy it! :)
@@gregoryo4417 I can't find it! Can you link it?
@@sophie6413 TH-cam sadly doesn't really let me link anything from other sites, but if you simply look at his Twitch videos, it should be from a few months ago. Hope you enjoy watching it, I enjoyed it quite a bit!
I fully love how Jello describes things because it's the exact way I do it. Every time he gives "tasting notes" on something I'm just sitting here going "Yup, makes sense."
Jello: "Yeah, I have a lot of money I still need to pay off from Epithet Erased."
Also Jello:" I bought 80 Lemonades."
I mean, even if each bottle cost 5 bucks (some definitely cost more but plenty are in the 2-3 buck range), that would only only be around 400 bucks. That's a drop in the bucket given I think the original 7 episode session was in the 100,000 range.
gauranteed he got more in subs and donos than he spent
@@codyjordan8722 He doesn’t enable those. If you go on his Twitch, it just tells you to donate to his patreon instead. There’s no rewards, and Twitch takes half the money.
@@josephperez2004 500K to be exact. Half a million.
@@gspandem1204 Thanks for the clarification. I was aware of the general magnitude but could not quite recall the exact scope.
If you ever do this again, I'd say to try this with iced tea, you'd think that all iced teas taste the same.
No. No they DO NOT.
Also, are we talking sweet and iced tea or unsweetened iced tea or iced tea with lemonade
Yes
If he does do an iced tea video, might I recommend Peace Tea?
I had the exact same idea thank you for voicing it out on behalf of my cowardly ass
Ok I like/liked ice tea from sonic and the last 2 times I have gotten it’s been terrible I needed to get this off my chest
I bet the people who made Swoon were color blind, because how in the world do you make lemonade dirt color and say “yep that’s pink.”
They call it Swoon because it will cause you to pass out if you drink it.
Colorblind people will demonstrably think pink is GRAY.
@jero37 depends on what version of colorblind
The colorblind form everyone thinks of where everything is monochromatic is actually one of the rarest forms of colorblindness. The more common versions have issues with red and/or green colors
@@the_fish8005 I'm aware of red green colorblindness. My grandfather had it. It was a colorblind executive who picked the pink color for the Kzinti's ship and uniforms in Star Trek the animated series when they adapted a Larry Niven story. He thought that the color was a gray.
1:12 I love how he starts using comparisons to describe the lemonade with a beutiful metaphor about blueberry mist, and then later on "when you get a colonoscopy"
"C a n d l e"
"never met a lemon, but had a cousin whose roommate was lemon"
What
"Darrell comes out of a meth lab"
“And then lord Remington pulls out a PICKLE and starts stirring the lemonade with it”
"I MELTED DOWN A BUCKET OF JOLLY RANCHERS!"
I’ve only tasted like 5 of these but your analogies for them are so specific and imaginative that I am inclined to fully believe all of your opinions on these. Half of the sentences in this video have never been said before.
This video is fascinating, can't stop rewatching it like every month. So many great moments, from "It tastes like artisanal Sprite" to "Why do you have monkfruit in you you bitch?!" Makes me want to see the next lemonade stream quite a lot.
Mee too.
Have I got news for both of you.
@@ginganinja0636 thank you. I would have not noticed the video if you didn't tell me. Thank you.
@dragonluck777 no problem my dude. Its just as funny.
The "it tastes like Blue" one is funny to me, cause saying it sounds unhelpful, but I feel like most people would go "Yeah I've had that flavor before." But anyway, love the videos Jello!
I mean it's like.. Blue. Things that taste Blue include:
- That lemonade
- Blue raspberry Jolly Ranchers
- The blue Airhead
- Uhh like those blue Skittles in the wildberry pack
The taste of Blue is kind of like how Azurill, Marill, and Azumarill all look. Like, "Yeah that's Blue alright." You know?
Blue Hawaiian or blue raspberry(not the same flavor). Is usually what you think of when you think tastes like blue.
Blue hawaii is based off of a cocktail supposively. Blue raspberry is based off of fiction.
I mean have you ever had blue Hawaiian punch or blue kool-aid before?
Anyone who’s had Blue Powerade, or a blue Jolly Rancher, or basically blue anything, knows what flavor Blue is.
strawberry milk tastes pink
"This tastes like eating a leaf that a ladybug just crawled over"
*Jello, how do you know what that tastes like*
when people are Tots they are curious
Have you never had a ladybug crawl on your hand and squirt that icky orange stuff on you? That lemonade tasted exactly the same as that smell. Real bad.
@@JelloApocalypse did… did you lick your hand afterwards? be honest
@@charadefae trust me, he didn't. Even as he kid he wasn't that bad
@@EndyStar I did some very basic googling and could not find support for the claim that ladybugs and ladybeetles are separate insects, and certainly not two different insects with different abilities.
“What’s the monkfruit for?! Tricking me?!” Destroyed me
So on the topic of Honey and Lemon, most cocktail enthusiasts actually water down their honey into a syrup before combining it with lemon. The two flavors pair REALLY WELL together, but they can't be left alone in a room together. The vast majority of cocktails involving honey includes lemon juice or another strong sour flavor (Bee's Knees, Eau de Lavender, Tequila Honey Bee, etc)
Can't be let in a room together? As in, can't be pre-mixed?
@@Volcora no don't start to hate each other and won't be able to mix that's why you got to keep him separate rooms so they don't learn about each other before it's too late
@@Volcora can't be the only two flavors that are being presented. They need the astringency of tea or alcohol to rein them in.
@@SomeoneNews lemon juice is known for committing several war crimes in Southern Ukraine
@@blightsteel101 and what did honey do
I thought the steadily-accumulating "good lemonade mix cup" was going to be tried at the end, so now I'm just puzzled as to its inclusion
Same. I was waiting with anticipation
SAME!!
soon, just you wait
he actually did drink it, if you watch the stream. he also had another jug with every single kind of lemonade
Jello: *Drinks Lemonade”
Jello: “So imagine you’re walking home from the theater after seeing a movie with your parents. You’re 10 years old, and you’re taking a detour through an alley. A mugger then comes out of nowhere and shoots your parents. That’s what this lemonade tastes like. I’ll give it a 4/5”
@@PowerPuffBoysZ the lemonade is a batman villain.
@@blakksheep736
The lemonade is literally Batman??
Batman Lemonade
It's named that way because the flavour is the equivalent of Batman beating you to a bloody pulp
Sweet, nice and filled with hope, just for the aftertaste to come and leave you downright traumatized.
You got to love Jello's descriptions:
other food reviewers: "it tastes like a food, I like it"
JelloApocalypse: "it tastes like a food, I hate it"
other food reviewers: "it tastes like a non-edible object, I hate it"
JelloApocalypse: "it tastes like a non-edible object, I like it"
"It tastes like a candle, 5. 'the candle gets a 5' I LIKE CANDLES!"
I love the story at 33:03
I really like how most of the things they taste like are concepts or memories
“If you’re a vampire I’ve got the lemonade for you!”
@@sushitime5052 The story of Lord Remington’s famous Victorian lemonade that may or may not have cream of tarter in it and was stirred with an entire pickle he retrieved from his pocket
Jello: When you get a colonoscopy, you have to drink this substance called Suprep
Me (Who's had to drink Suprep): _Immediately starts to cringe and heave_
Today I learned that Jello’s had a colonoscopy. And so have you, apparently
@@gailpoulin1505 And everyone should have at least one in their lifetime.
I'm not joking.
@@LinguaPhiliax I too belief everyone should live at least long enough to require a colonoscopy. No one should die that young.
Addendum: I also found out that you really shouldnt have a colonoscopy if you're very young. Like not even a teenager. Because when you're that young, your bowels are obviously smaller and also much weaker, to the point the tube used for the colonoscopy is likely to actually puncture your bowels and thus cause serious issues.
@@josephperez2004 I see you, too, have watched HBomberGuy.
@@TheOrangeBanjo Yup. Stumbled into one of the videos and been slowly consuming the rest since.
30:07 Best lemonade
11:12 Worst lemonade
The best one was the last one actually
(Swoon lurking in the distance)
I love that Jellos sense of humor is very specific analogies.
Person: how was the movie
Jello: so if you have a colonoscopy...
...While drinking melted starbursts...
@@perrywakeman4087 …and then had a baby…
@@noods1406 ..while walking over lukewarm coal...
@@sonicrulez6916 ...and holding a gun...
@@wildharpy6435 …all the while you just constantly hear the beetles in your head…
My girlfriend and I live in rural Canada, and after I showed her this video we went on a hunt for Calypso. We couldn't find the island wave one but we found the peach one and I get it. It IS like drinking a candle.
Syrupy and aggressively fragrant?
I think a few days after I originally watched this I did get a pink one and it is candle personified. I've only gotten it twice since then, it's definitely not an everyday drink, or even every month
I’ve had the strawberry lemonade one, drank it on a hot summer day. Does taste like a candle but man. It’s nice by a swimming pool.
Wondered why I got sugar shakes later lol
I’ve had a majority of them, and the island wave one especially is like downing a candle. Like the wax dries and stays in your mouth and throat and even feels thicker, too. It was the most surreal thing trying it and being like,” Wow………..He was right. “
Live in aus and we don’t have them in my state. Saw them when I went to Melbourne last year but I didn’t get one
I don't know why, but this is my comfort video. It makes me feel better on bad days, like I'm hanging out with a friend and he's drinking a _lot_ of lemonade.
saaaame. im having a horrible day, and when i was trying to find something to watch to make me feel better, this was my first choice
Everything about this is perfection. The terrifyingly specific descriptions, your little dancing wiggles when something surprises you, pulling the lemonade out of the oven. You’ve got this sort of charm where it’s hard to look away and not laugh with you!
I need a timestamp for oven lemonade, please
@@colorpow2668 very beginning
20:22 "It's never met a lemon. But its cousin... was roommates with a lemon"
That's... quite an interesting way of describing it XD
I've watched this video like 5 or 6 times now, I have literally NO idea why its so entertaining and almost comforting for me. But I really like this video. Jello, you make some of the best shit on the internet and I am in love with your brand of humor and style of videos. Keep doing what you're doing lad
Same. At this point, it’s pretty much a comfort video
SAME everything jello makes is amazing imo
I think I’m on my 20th rewatch by now, not an exaggeration everytime it pops up I watch it
When Jello said "That tastes like a kiss on the cheek" in a southern belle voice, I'm like 98% sure I blushed.
😆
I think that means you're a homosexual. Congratulations
Remember: Natural Flavors just means it was extracted from things that already exist, not synthesized from base components.
Similarly, 100% juice does not mean it's pure juice of whatever it's advertised as. Plenty of those are s are cut or mixed with more common and less expensive juices such as grape or Apple.
this isn't how I expected jello to look but completely makes sense at the same time. He's serving a lot of 2015 era gamer boy
But taller.
2015 era gamer boy (affectionate) (complimentary)
jello but he's wearing that one specific green tloz shirt and talking about Nintendo games
Minute Maid is literally “The drink in the vending machine next to the concrete public restroom in the middle of a park” I LOVE it.
Edit: I just had my first Calypso the other day (Pineapple Peach) and holy shit that Is literally just the cheap syrup that they put on top of shaved ice, yeah it’s a LOT.
I mixed it with seltzer and it way pretty good then but seriously it literally is just artificial fruit syrup lol
Minute Maid is what I drink when I’m wandering somewhere weird at midnight and need a vending machine drink that’s not soda. It doesn’t taste good, but it tastes necessary. It’s quintessential. It’d gas station in the middle of nowhere on a road trip. You don't want it, but you need it.
@@nbv6975 Best way to describe it. Amen!
As a cocktail bartender, often when someone tells me they don't like alcohol, they usually follow up with something that tells me either they want an easy excuse to not drink (in which case sure, you don't need an excuse with me, i'm not going to force you to drink, but 100% i stand by you choosing not to) or they had like, one drink that was too strong and decided all alcoholic drinks were bad. I love correcting the misconceptions of this second lot by finding a drink that'd they'd love.
You, you seem legitimately in the third category, where you actually are sensitive to the taste of alcohol, but that makes it all the more an interesting challenge, finding a drink that would suit your tastes.
Considering what i can tell of your tastes here, I'd first have to ask how you feel about the taste of orange or lychee berry, but i actually think i have an idea what i'd suggest.
I was personally the kind of person who thought I didn't like alcohol at all, especially in mixed drinks, but the problem was almost consistently that the alcohol involved was vodka, which I still maintain is the most boring "basically just ethanol" alcohol that has a distractingly strong taste for something used so often in mixed drinks when things like gin, rum, tequila, or mezcal would be better choices.
what would you recommend? I think Im in the 3rd category too.
I dislike alcohol because it just burns, no matter if im drinking some5ing light or not, masked or not. even with drinks I enjoy (Pina colada, bloody mary, etc.) I always end up preferring the drink virgin because the alcohol takes away from my enjoyment. I habe tried various wines, sakes, and other less intense alcohols. The only type of alcoholic drink i like is the one where you CANNOT taste the alcohol.
What suggestions you got?
@@mastermarkus5307even seeing the word vodka makes me feel a visceral sense of disgust, it’s so foul
idk if i am in category 2 or 3, because i am sensitive to alcohol. but to me all alcohol also tastes like a very specific cough supressing medicine, which was the first thing with alcohol i ever ingested. it's 96% ethanol.
Jello describing the lemonades in the beginning: Frolicking through a blueberry mist with a lemon jacket, Eating a leaf that a ladybug just crawled over, bitter and mellow
Jello describing the lemonades a few minutes later: some kids have lemonade stands, meanwhile Darrel from down the street comes out of a fucking meth lab
“And lord Remington pulls out an ENTIRE PICKLE OUT OF HIS POCKET
"When you get a colonoscopy..."
@@roshambo282 "THIS IS LIKE DRINKING A CANDLE!"
“And then it’s like… asparagus???”
5:36 for those who are curious about that last one!
This might just be the funniest taste testing video I have ever seen. Jello's energy makes it interesting, but it always feels genuine! Like, none of it is forced, this is just his energy. ESPECIALLY with the cream of tartar one. I wouldn't mind seeing more videos like this!
It’s on par with BDG’s ice cream vid
23:56 "What a weirdo. Anyways back to my 3 hour lemonade stream."
25:45 OH NO
28:19 "oh, beautiful- 👹HOONEEEEYY👹"
33:04 THE EXPLANATIONS ARE SO FUNNY
34:01 **mildly confused wiggles**
I love how you don't just talk about drinks, you give them a whole ass backstory.
You better give us a part two to this glorious video.
Wish granted
Hey fellow Texan here! So I actually encountered Me And The Bees while shopping, and I will tell you that he’s 100% right, it’s so close to being a top tier lemonade then boom honey. If they made that lemonade with literally any other sweeter it would be my top for sure, I would be making Arnold Palmers all day with it. Also to no one’s surprise it’s made in Austin.
I've barely set foot in texas, what about it being from Austin makes it significant? All the Honey Love?
@@fricketyfracktraintrack Austin known for being full of weird hipsters, their unofficial city motto being “Keep Austin weird”. I say this in the purest form of affection
Oh shit a fellow Texan howdy friend
You live in Texas, therefore your opinion is invalid (fr tho u good?)
@@totallynotaferret Ew a non-texan gross
I love these completely out-of-nowhere comparisons to absolutely non-lemonade things in this lemonade review stream
"Hey so you know when you're body-surfing..."
"When you have a colonoscopy..."
"You know how when you're playing with water guns..."
Takes a sip.
"...okay, have you ever been on acid at a music festival, and been REALLY dehydrated because you've been flop-sweating and not drinking water, so you decide to go get some water back at camp, but on the way you get distracted by the water shimmering off the creek and seeing people frolicking in the water, so you decide to take a detour to splash around with some new people, but just upstream there's a dude using some biodegradable soap to bathe in the water, so you bounce, then get back to camp, and have that first BIG drink of water that cuts your thirst by like 65% all on its own, but you can taste some of the creek water and biodegradable soap film on your tongue, but you're so thirsty and high that you decide you just don't care and go in for another drink? This tastes like that."
FOUR!
@ankerhedemand5918 "I like acid okay?"
@@the_fish8005"so your favourite flavor is acid"
"NO! MY FAVOURITE FLAVOR IS CANDLE!"
@@GrimmShane watch the next lemonade stream, he finds one that is like drinking a candle in the wrong way
You have such a way of picking out specific horrific descriptors. I actually felt like i took physical damage when you brought up the dentist.
-5 stamina
I love how when Jello keeps the lemonade in his mouth to get the taste, he looks like he’s chewing the lemonade.
where's ur pfp from? looks nice
I don’t know how but anything jello talks about is instantly interesting, like I swear they could make a video on plants and I’d be hooked.
Jello and Sung Won seem to have that in common.
Technically he just did!
Don’t give him ideas like that he’ll go mad with power
they? neat!
@@thegreatsaiyaman1126 after this and the scooby video I wouldn’t even be mad
I immediately started laughing when he said “and lord remmington pulls out a pickle from his pocket”
Same, holy shit, that's the first one that had me laughing for a minute straight, I'm still laughing as I type this. The pure confused enjoyment and insane description was just solid gold mixed with pickle
Do you not carry a pocket pickle with you?
"Here! _Drink it you _*_bitch!"_*
I bought and tried the candle one. Idk what I was expecting but it somehow lives up to the expectations.
I legitimately had to stop and do a double take when I saw the Calypso lemonade on the bottom shelf, btw
37:57 YES! Finally, someone who feels the same way I do about alcohol in drinks. I have maybe twice ever been given a drink where the alcohol was _actually_ undetectable. More often than not, 'doesn't taste like alcohol' just means it has _less_ of a burn up front because it's saving it up to sock you in the mouth after the rest of the liquid's been swallowed.
Funny enough, the drinks I couldn’t taste alcohol in (because I’m the same way) were Mike’s lemonades. I could BARELY sense it in the blue freezie one, especially if I got the version that you put in the freezer and then make into a slushie.
Thus the Russian mule, when made properly, after 5 cups you cant stand
both the gm for gamenight and I both are like this, unfortunately we have a friend who keeps trying to find "your drink" as if everyone has at least one alcoholic drink they enjoy
I have literally watched this video 3 times in 3 days and it STILL makes me laugh. Plus the bubbly personality of the presenter is hilarious and comforting
Ikr
i love how jello always has the most specific analogy to describe something
0:50 this bit is so much funnier now bc the context for why you put lemonade in the oven is just completely gone now it's just "alright lemme get my lemonade from my SPECIAL LEMONADE PLACE" and it's in the OVEN
What is the context?
I also would like to know context
Yes context plz
There was context?
For those asking the context was that he ran out of room in the fridge and shelves.
Can't say I understand what's wrong with the floor but I guess he doesn't have to lean over as much?
My favorite lemonade I ever had I'd one made by the local dive. It's Chili Mint Limeade. It's spicy, tart, and minty all in one and it combines to be an incredibly complex taste. The heat is all concentrated to the back of your throat which is the best place IMHO because tongue and lips just hurt. I've tried to recreate it and have gotten close but ultimately failed. How I would recommend making it is steap lemon zest, sliced chilies (I would recommend poblano, serrano, and Anaheim, in that order), and chopped mint leaves in hot simple syrup for a good... about an hour I guess, no specific time. Strain the solids and mix the syrup with lemon juice and water. It's really good.
Edit: I personally prefer lime zest + juice over lemon but the two in tandem is also valid
Hey there, quick question, when you say sliced chilies does that mean seeds and all?
@@ThatsGoodToast1 yeah, that's where a lot of the oil is. It's a pretty mild heat from my own experience, but I'm also someone who enjoys a certain level of spice to begin with, so it's up to your own discretion.
@@U.Inferno Alright then, maybe I'll give it a try. Thanks!
His descriptions are so good I can almost taste the lemonades, even though I’ve never had most of these. It’s incredible
The founder of the Dole Pineapple Company was the cousin of Hawaii’a first “president” (overthrew native Hawaiian rule and very shortly before annexation). Castle & Cooke, an American agricultural interest based in Hawaii (founded in 1851, for reference a big influence on American military intervention into Hawaii were American plantation owners) later bought them out and merged them with Standard Fruit Company which was famous for mayyybe overthrowing the government of Honduras as one of the “banana republic” companies.
That is to say Dole is like an amalgamation of some of the most comically villainous American fruit companies.
Holy shit it really is
OH NO WONDER IT TASTES LIKE S-T
I love how you can pinpoint the exact moment Jello took Psychic damage when he tried the Swoon. And you can probably guess roughly how much he took
A solid 12d8
I'm saying a good 8d20
At 18:40 I very much enjoy the Frankenstein-esque scene he describes the powder lemonades with, especially because I'm a nut for anything strawberry flavored, and I can never find a good powdered strawberry lemonade.
It isn't lemonade, but crystal light's strawberry kiwi is pretty good imo
I literally can't get over how you describe things, more writers need a vocabulary as good as yours
Candle
The best ones are definitely when he takes a sip and immediately checks the ingredients list
my favourite thing about this video is absolutely the fact that if you don't LOOK at it for the intro, the whole thing sounds like he's describing one terrabad lemonade and i love it
I can't get over the fact that the lemonade that tasted like candle got a 5. Mainly because at that point I knew the rest of the drinks would just go downhill in quality
As great as Lord Remington's pickle and Darryl were, I think the best moment might actually be the whiteboard licking.
"Lord Remington's Pickle" is my favourite erotic novel
@@IfIHadMyTimeAgain "Drink it, you bitch!" is, of course, a direct quote.
just watching the lemonade jungle juice ominously rising throughout the video brings me an indescribable feeling of dread
Jello is just so lovable in general. Everything about the way he talks to the way his videos are edited just screams a friendly, funny guy. I wish he did more videos like this!
Jello: would you like to watch a man drink lemonade for 43 minutes?
Me: *YES*
13:50 "Hey Tom we got so much extra fruit juice we don't have enough cups of fruit to put em in, what'll we do?!"
"Don't worry Barry, I got a new product idea that might just put this crappy sugar water to good use!"
I have chronic ulcers and therefore can't drink lemonade but I'll happily watch a three hour stream of a man drinking lemonade for some reason
Idk what it is about Jello's videos, but whenever a new one comes out, I end up watching it 2-3 times while I work on other things just to take in all the top-tier comedy.
Yo same. Did that so much with the Scooby Doo video for the Fred Propaganda!
@@sunnybloom7272 Same! That's also a favorite. That and the Patreon Reviews in Many Words and the Let's Make an Animal Crossing Game video
Honestly there are a few Jello videos I’ve watched way too many times. This video I’ve watched probably 4 or 5 times, I’ve watched the Pokémon Colosseum videos (both “Who is the Hottest Pokémon Character?” and “Pokémon Colosseum - Dogs in Love”) probably 5 or 6 times as well.
Hun, this has been out for 2 months, I have watched this 10 to 20 thimes, and I STILL come back!
@@remmytheclown3125 I love that!! I'm the exact same way with it 😂❤️❤️
Came back to this for a light refresher, drinking Mike’s Hard Black Cherry Lemonade, which is my first alcoholic drink as a 21-year-old man.
Thank you. Thank you for this excellent alcoholic drink.
"Mike, do you know what lemonade is?" No I don't, and this will probably be the closest I'll ever get to drinking most of these. Thanks for letting me live vicariously through you.
When I saw the fentimann rose lemonade at 34:10 I knew it would kill. It might be my favorite beverage of all time. Perfect mix between sour, bitter and sweet. Highly recommend it, it's just expensive for lemonade
33:17 had me almost die of laughter imagining someone using a pickle like that 😂😂😂
I lose it at "HERE! DRINK IT, YOU BITCH" 😂
I don't know if I should be surprised to the fact that Jello has never been drunk before which means that everything that he makes is not in a drunken state or impressed/terrified that he's just like that. Obviously I am here for it, I completely relate to someone being super weird to the point someone thinks your drunk and you've never drank alcohol in your life. Props to Jello he's one of my favorite creators on TH-cam.
I get something similar when I talk philosophy or art and games. They ask how high/drunk were you when you think of this crazy stuff. I just say I don't drink or intoxicate myself out of necessity.