Are You Ready To Buy?

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 พ.ย. 2023
  • The world's scariest realtor tries to sell a lovely couple some of the worst houses on earth for the price of a small country. Six million dollars for a broken dream. Six hundred thousand for a pile of mold. Are you ready to buy?
    Editing - / piph0
    Realtors:
    Jello
    Amy - / whambamyam
    Jay - / stabbyness
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  • @sentretsparkle
    @sentretsparkle 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1144

    My favorite part is when the houses get so awful and bizarre that jello physically cannot do the bit anymore and has a genuine visceral reaction to whatever he's seeing. Really drives home the absurdity of our shared existence.

  • @Goldfish4242
    @Goldfish4242 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +839

    I'm surprised none of them noticed that that one toilet wasn't just in the middle of a communal space, but also faced onto a large window.
    So EVEN MORE PEOPLE can watch you take a shit.

    • @AtelierMcMuttonArt
      @AtelierMcMuttonArt 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

      It's on the second floor, isn't it? That just means you can survey your domain from the throne

    • @hatgremlinisagirl
      @hatgremlinisagirl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Technically the house is in a snowy desert so I'd assume no neighbours would see you shit

    • @zachscarbrough2727
      @zachscarbrough2727 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@hatgremlinisagirl I would be Extremely concerned to see someone outside my window, considering I would be living out in the artic boonies.

  • @Paytonzane
    @Paytonzane 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1449

    I swear the deep voice “I lied” and “just kidding” bits are the BEST part about this video. Well that and the Ice Woman and her accomplices.

    • @MysteryEzekude
      @MysteryEzekude 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I imagine that those who watched the movie Commando would be reminded of Arnie saying the line "I lied".

    • @bazzfromthebackground3696
      @bazzfromthebackground3696 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      I think the delivery on "You two hang back, we got a portal." is great, he sounds like an old MiB agent.

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Even though Jello breaks character by laughing, I have a special fondness for, _"Welcome to Act 2 of this building. Did you know it changes at night?"_

    • @SamanthaLaurier
      @SamanthaLaurier 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I like your pfp

    • @ExpandDong420
      @ExpandDong420 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@bazzfromthebackground3696everything related to the portal bit was great

  • @osmosisjones9732
    @osmosisjones9732 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +658

    The idea that they’re all so drained by 27:40 that the word “stampled” it glossed over by everybody makes me so happy.

    • @RussanoGreenstripe
      @RussanoGreenstripe 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Jello is channeling a lot of Strong Bad/Senor Cardgage in these bits, and that's when some Coach Z got in the mix

  • @psidesign8664
    @psidesign8664 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1903

    That one frame of text reads: "Editors Note: Candy Land does NOT use dice. Jello is a fake fan and wouldnt know Chocolate Swamp from Molasses Swamp, places Gloppy used to call home before they were terraformed into Chocolate Mountain, which is now Chocolate Falls. Gloppy will not survive the winter."

    • @clawcakes2
      @clawcakes2 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +173

      tip for anyone who didn't know this and needed to dig through the comments to find what the text said: when a video is paused, you can skip the video one frame at a time using the , and . keys on your keyboard

    • @teamchaos5101
      @teamchaos5101 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      I hate one frame texts

    • @teamchaos5101
      @teamchaos5101 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      ​@@clawcakes2but what about mobile?

    • @clawcakes2
      @clawcakes2 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      @@teamchaos5101 i forgot phones exist sorry

    • @MazzieAlizae184
      @MazzieAlizae184 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      Hold on... that message is up for only a single frame? I use mobile and had the intention to pause buffer it. I landed on that message first try! I was completely unaware.

  • @on.ya.
    @on.ya. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4913

    God I absolutely ADORE the just dead tone that jello narrates this with. It’s so full of just pure malice but also dread and they mix in such a good way.

    • @natalie9402
      @natalie9402 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +623

      the absolutely deadpan "just kidding" kills me

    • @on.ya.
      @on.ya. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +278

      @@natalie9402 EXACTLY THE MOMENT THAT PROMPTED THIS COMMENT

    • @JelloApocalypse
      @JelloApocalypse  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1720

      I had Covid lmao

    • @lrgogo1517
      @lrgogo1517 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +198

      It was nuanced enough that (until he broke character) I occasionally wondered 'is that just how Jello naturally talks these days?'

    • @drownmeinthestars9545
      @drownmeinthestars9545 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +162

      @@JelloApocalypse that explains why you speaking sounded exactly how I felt. I have Covid and I just felt that tone of voice.

  • @GunghoDynamo
    @GunghoDynamo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1309

    If there is a sequel, it BETTER be called, "Are You Ready 2 Buy?"

    • @ksawerx9277
      @ksawerx9277 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      2 fast 2 furious

    • @ella_cupcake
      @ella_cupcake 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      There is a sequel stream, no idea if it will get edited

    • @GunghoDynamo
      @GunghoDynamo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@ella_cupcake yea I meant if that stream got edited.

    • @KillenOlsson
      @KillenOlsson 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ksawerx9277 2 Ready 2 Buy

    • @MysteryEzekude
      @MysteryEzekude 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yes please! =D

  • @randomhorror1266
    @randomhorror1266 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1272

    A horror themed rpg where your a realtor that has to cleanse houses of different unsettling creatures and entities to sell them on Zillow is an idea that I want to see come to fruition.

    • @AtelierMcMuttonArt
      @AtelierMcMuttonArt 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      House Flipper has at least one horror-themed house, I think

    • @virikan3518
      @virikan3518 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      the emptiness of House Flipper freaks me out occasionally, especially since I play without music.

    • @basedeltazero714
      @basedeltazero714 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      "Are you ready to buy?" would be a great name for it.

    • @bane2201
      @bane2201 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or maybe you're a buyer looking for an as-is fixer-upper, but all the houses are various flavors of cursed like these. You got "castle definitely owned by a vampire", "Peewee's Madhouse", "white void", "literally 4-dimensional", "one with a closet of white hoods", "abandoned church", "billionaire's bomb shelter", "redneck's bomb shelter", "3D Escher painting", etc.
      And they're not even haunted or anything, they're just bizarre (almost like a game themed around liminal spaces). Maybe you get a chance to meet the current owners (who are exactly what you'd think - vampire, not!Peewee, gamer, etc.), and you start to piece together that the realtor trying to sell you these is [trying to trick you into signing away your soul / curse you / turn you into someone like the previous owner / some other twist here].
      But the _real_ scariest part is that, even with the discount you get from [selling your soul / getting cursed / whatever], they're all _still_ out of your price range.
      Now I really want this game to exist.

    • @regalteratorn7115
      @regalteratorn7115 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      So, Surreal Estate?

  • @cheesestickcrusader5820
    @cheesestickcrusader5820 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +520

    7:29 actually made me uncontrollably giggle for a solid 5 minutes. The sudden delivery on "I lied" was fucking genius.

  • @beatrix-persephone
    @beatrix-persephone 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2450

    Update on the _Terrifying Pee-wee Nightmare_ House (6150 Turret Dr): the listing for it was taken down only a few weeks after the original stream of this, and then the house was *completely* renovated before being re-listed two months later looking like an Entirely Normal House. It was sold about a month later. honestly the fact that something so nauseatingly eccentric disappeared so soon after being witnessed before reappearing as a completely blank, innocuous house just makes the whole thing even crazier. thankfully(?) the house's former appearance is still documented on a few news articles about it from when it was first listed, as well as the original owner Beth Piver's personal site. absolutely fascinating.

    • @colmryan9289
      @colmryan9289 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +300

      To me that is more baffling than anything else. Why on Earth would someone BUY an art-house like that for the sole purpose of destroying the artwork? Sure, it wasn't my style, but like, if you want a house to make your own I feel like there had to be better, less expensive options.

    • @girlykyuu1185
      @girlykyuu1185 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@colmryan9289 to flip it to mkae more money.

    • @lamptrent
      @lamptrent 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +315

      ​@@colmryan9289 when you put it that way, perhaps someone felt a sense of duty to eliminate it. this house must've been the Dracula that some Belmont has spent his entire life searching for to kill

    • @PeteQuaint
      @PeteQuaint 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +160

      I'm very unnerved about that fact because that means that the black and white "FEED ME" guy is freed from his artsy prison and is gonna haunt my dreams demanding bagel bites

    • @negativezero8287
      @negativezero8287 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      It came and left like a mass hallucination, or plauge of madness!

  • @Fluke1x
    @Fluke1x 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +161

    "Are You Ready To Buy?" works so incredibly well as a punchline over and over again.

  • @kratangg-arang
    @kratangg-arang 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1260

    I love how Jello’s realtor is prepared for and experienced with some of the houses, but is clearly setting foot in others for the very first time.

    • @thinman25
      @thinman25 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +173

      16:07 Perfect example.
      "Now, this is a house that you, too, could purchase- WWWHHHUUUUU..."

    • @wooperfan584
      @wooperfan584 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

      Another example:
      19:44
      Alright. Well let's uh- head on inside!
      Oooooohhhh noooooo....

    • @bugjams
      @bugjams 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

      And he gets slowly and progressively more broken with each unfamiliar house, until he questions why he's even doing this anymore.
      Also i love that he's supposed to be some sort of demonic entity trying to sell them cursed houses, but even _he_ thinks some of them go too far.

    • @kratangg-arang
      @kratangg-arang 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      @@bugjams professionals have standards, after all

    • @alextinsley1769
      @alextinsley1769 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@kratangg-arangbe polite

  • @PandoraSystem
    @PandoraSystem 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +212

    30:42 "You look like a man who likes ugly things" Jello said to his boyfriend 😂

  • @Frickll
    @Frickll 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1625

    The modern castle making jello drop character by being that cool is fair I’d love a home like that

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +172

      The round-style library was already awesome, then Jello pointed out that the ceiling had a compass on it and it became perfect

    • @evansageser6943
      @evansageser6943 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +130

      I mean it absolutely looks like the kind of place that you need to complete resident evil style puzzles in order to get anywhere, but it honestly is cool enough that I would be willing to accept that as a downside.

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

      @@evansageser6943 Friend: "Hey, Evan, do you mind if I grab a soda from the kitchen?"
      You: "Sure, but you'll need this to unlock the fridge." *[You hand your friend the Lion Medallion]* "The Tiger Medallion is in the library and the Stallion Medallion is in the garage behind Mom's Ford Fiesta. Good luck, watch out for the man-sized spiders."

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I want compass ceiling

    • @dreamtop6880
      @dreamtop6880 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      @@evansageser6943 See I LOVE Resident Evil style puzzles tho so that just makes me even more eager to live there lmao. Need to use the bathroom? sorry you gotta find the oddly specific key in the basement first and then rotate it so it fits just right

  • @mubbachubba6124
    @mubbachubba6124 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +462

    The original zillow streams inspired a major aspect of my DnD campaign where the party could venture into this old monster infested mansion while accompanied by a ghostly realtor that can't move on until the house is sold. So glad this stream got the Dogs in Love treatment.

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Stealing that idea.

  • @entothechesnautknight1762
    @entothechesnautknight1762 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +235

    Not gonna lie, telling your boyfriend he looks like he loves ugly things is absolutely the most romantic thing you can do to celebrate the holidays.

  • @sator_project
    @sator_project 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1631

    The Dampest House is the first structure to employ Pickle Technology.
    Brining the entire building prevents spoilage and preserves the property for up to 6 months.

    • @Barracuda539
      @Barracuda539 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Worst part it was bought

    • @CJtheentity
      @CJtheentity 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      Ah, I wasn’t aware Lord Remington got into the housing business

    • @Flapjacks-tm8cf
      @Flapjacks-tm8cf 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      Too bad it returned to the sea

    • @samuraicupcake289
      @samuraicupcake289 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      ​@@Barracuda539probably by some eldritch horror like a fishman

    • @williamchamberlain2263
      @williamchamberlain2263 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Up to

  • @logicaloverdrive8197
    @logicaloverdrive8197 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +467

    My favorite description of the realtor is that's he's like a DND realtor trying to sell a bunch of cursed guildhouses to a party

  • @Darkfiretail
    @Darkfiretail 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +642

    I love when 90% of the houses they look at can be immediately turned into some form of horror game layout, especially the colorful ones that can almost certainly become a surrealist nightmare

    • @ericlamb4501
      @ericlamb4501 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I'm pretty sure horrible things have happened and been summoned in like 50% of those

    • @withercat1801
      @withercat1801 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Dude that candy house was literally something out of my nightmares. Or a MeowWolf art installation

    • @magnusm4
      @magnusm4 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The graphics are are really bad with too much bloom.
      And worst is the level design is twisted and makes no sense. No real person would live in a house like this.
      And the texture work is really lazy being single flat colors with no details.
      And then you have these houses for sale. Must be where all the Unity asset game developers lived.

    • @Ijustusethistocommentstuff
      @Ijustusethistocommentstuff 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And that one house with the H O L E looking like Zordon's about to appear out of nowhere at the most inopportune moment and tell you that Rita Repulsa has escaped.

    • @zachscarbrough2727
      @zachscarbrough2727 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@withercat1801 It honestly looks like something PeeWee would have designed if he was on crystal meth.

  • @drgamenstein3032
    @drgamenstein3032 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +116

    This feels like you could make a jackbox style party game out of this on stream. Each player finds 1 house for every other player, then you all take turns trying to act as a realtor for chat, with these houses you got from everyone else and have never seen before.

    • @jackthorton10
      @jackthorton10 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Send this idea to Jackbox!

    • @drgamenstein3032
      @drgamenstein3032 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @jackthorton10 I was thinking like the Price is Right video Jello did a few years ago, but yeah. If Jackbox takes suggestions. Lol

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So House Themed Blabber Round?

  • @Alsritt
    @Alsritt 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2545

    I have rewatch the zillow streams at least three times because the sheer amount of Bits done in those videos make them feel like four hour edited videos already. I cannot WAIT to see what the proper edit does with it all

    • @flophawk
      @flophawk 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      honestly couldnt have put it better myself that it barely feels like a stream lol

    • @sanddry738
      @sanddry738 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      Oh god this is an edit of the Zillow streams?! I feel like I almost broke from how hard I was laughing watching those

    • @Vulpilux
      @Vulpilux 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      I cannot wait for Baron Von Pinappeln and James Bond.

    • @dragonfly._.doodles
      @dragonfly._.doodles 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ME TOO THEY’RE SO GOOD

    • @robderdiedaswischmop3130
      @robderdiedaswischmop3130 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Same tbh

  • @gregorylee7417
    @gregorylee7417 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +180

    It’s very funny to me that the closest thing we have to an avatar for Yam is a stock image of a backflipping woman

  • @RaccoonsTrashVault
    @RaccoonsTrashVault 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +414

    The modern castle house was the best by a long shot. That indoor garden straight up looked like a cozy Italian courtyard where all the families have dinner parties together

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      My only problem is living in that house alone would get lonely as hell real quick, you’d need at least your whole immediate family to join you in your castle.

    • @sevendrills4326
      @sevendrills4326 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      The Buoyant Abode was definitely second best if only for the price and not being damp as hell

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@sevendrills4326 Well, unless there’s any kind of flooding

    • @luketfer
      @luketfer 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@rynemcgriffin1752 The weird thing is IIRC, those kind of houses are actually designed to float so the place flooding wouldn't be an issue....however your house drifting downriver whilst it's flooding definitely would be...

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@luketfer Well yeah, that kind of goes into the whole issue of flooding. I’d rather not be 5 miles down the river when I wake up in the morning

  • @unironicallylikesranger7122
    @unironicallylikesranger7122 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    The lip sync of Jonathon Frakes asking “did you grow up in a place?” Was perfect, excellent delivery of his catch phrase

  • @tri_iris6890
    @tri_iris6890 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +151

    When I saw the intro, my mind went straight to that meme.
    Amy: This is my boyfriend Jello
    Amy: And this is his boyfriend, Jay

  • @Zedrinbot
    @Zedrinbot 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +179

    I have been feeling the mood of 'god i wish I could buy a house' as of late, so this video is perfectly timed medicine for the soul

    • @MisterMoon77
      @MisterMoon77 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      hiiiii zedrin

    • @I_KnowWhatYouAre
      @I_KnowWhatYouAre 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      More like cocaine for the mind

    • @Zedrinbot
      @Zedrinbot 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@I_KnowWhatYouAre ....yeah you got me

    • @Ijustusethistocommentstuff
      @Ijustusethistocommentstuff 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      This video somehow turned me off of and onto Zillow at the exact same time, so that's fun.

    • @jackthorton10
      @jackthorton10 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      When the day comes for me to buy a house… I may tend to be more.. cautious after watching this of what Home I’m taking over from the previous owner

  • @dylanfairburn226
    @dylanfairburn226 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +165

    12:16 I honestly wish more mansions were like this, the "location in a 90s first person point and click adventure game involving a long lost treasure" vibes were immaculate

    • @MrSkerpentine
      @MrSkerpentine 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      I bet as soon as the person finished taking all of those pictures, Mannanan returned home from his journey and turned him into a toad

    • @fearanger1
      @fearanger1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I can think of at least three puzzle locations: The light pressing against the painting, the compass library, and the organ room. The compass library in particular gives me "The one puzzle everybody gets stuck on" vibes.

    • @zachscarbrough2727
      @zachscarbrough2727 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@fearanger1 They always miss the ceiling compass/clock.

  • @billveusay9423
    @billveusay9423 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +148

    My bet : The owner of the Plaster Igloo was someone with _very_ pathologic claustrophobia. Would make sense, especially if he lived alone.

  • @TheKingGobbo
    @TheKingGobbo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +177

    This is Jello taking his partners on the worst (or best) horror point and click adventure except it’s not a choose your own adventure, we are stuck on a railroad towards hell in house form.
    Anyways, are you ready to buy?

  • @TheZiiFamily
    @TheZiiFamily 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    18:15 the house in the middle of a flat NOWHERE was minecraft enough but the large single room layout of the inside sells the minecraft house even more

  • @josephschultz3301
    @josephschultz3301 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +301

    No joke, I could watch videos about this group critiquing shitty houses and pretentious mansions for the rest of eternity and I'd feel as though I'd spent my time well

  • @RiversEagle_
    @RiversEagle_ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    16:11 I love the idea of the real estate agent walking into the house to give a tour, seeing the cieling and going "ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooo.............." xD

  • @be_epbop
    @be_epbop 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +147

    Hearing jello say color is illegal in Colorado is so funny because when you drive into Colorado "Colorful Colorado" is the first sign you see

    • @Andrew42520
      @Andrew42520 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The state government is trying to trick you

    • @AriCircuit
      @AriCircuit 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah it's the last time you're allowed to see any color- they give you time to savor it

    • @coolgreenbug7551
      @coolgreenbug7551 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Color is regulated by the state

  • @thefriendlyforgetmenots2361
    @thefriendlyforgetmenots2361 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Yellow basement or purple room has the same energy as "coffee or tea?" "Coffee" "wrong, it's tea"

  • @chantolove
    @chantolove 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    Y’all are a fun trio of duos. Yam and Jello (food names), Jay and Jello (J names), Yam and Jay (three letter names)

  • @TailsMiles249
    @TailsMiles249 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +166

    I've always loved Jello's deadpan tone during his "So this is Basically..." videos and hearing it nearly throughout the _entire_ video is so hilarious

  • @gingerinajacket8519
    @gingerinajacket8519 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    4:45 Low price zillow listings are slasher horror, High price zillow listings are psychological horror.

  • @samlewis6487
    @samlewis6487 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    My favorite plot twist is that not only is the furniture fake, but ALSO the floor

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Funny enough, I think it's only the floor that's fake, as the reflections and shadows of the furniture show up properly on the other floor.

  • @emmienemms
    @emmienemms 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +130

    jello i have been stuck in a days-long depressive episode and this video had me SOBBING laughing and made me feel infinitely better, thank you so much i could literally watch an entire show of this

    • @fntthesmth423
      @fntthesmth423 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      "Wait which country are we in" always fucking kills me

  • @brandaflan
    @brandaflan 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +118

    I like how you get to like your sixth house and the realtor just suddenly changes character and starts just really liking the house

  • @bryanna1489
    @bryanna1489 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +540

    YES THE ZILLOW STREAMS!!! Everytime I'm in a bad mood i return to them!

  • @kinesin8221
    @kinesin8221 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    From 17:03 to 18:30 is magnificient editing, just incredible. The "did you grow up in a place" part has lodged itself in my brain and will never, ever leave. Thank you piph0 and also I hate you and also can you teach me your ways please and thank you.

  • @ChronoShadow69
    @ChronoShadow69 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

    Did... Did the 18 million dollar house have EIGHT BATHROOMS?! Is for when the piano repeatedly makes you shit yourself?!

    • @wahoodotwav
      @wahoodotwav 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      7 of those are for the piano

    • @optimaltt6070
      @optimaltt6070 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ​​@@wahoodotwav the whole place is. You are the piano's guest. Its slave. Its hopes and dreams are yours. All is Piano. YOU are piano.

    • @wooperfan584
      @wooperfan584 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@optimaltt6070 Oh yeah time for an existential crisis :D

    • @optimaltt6070
      @optimaltt6070 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@wooperfan584 HELL YEAH! WOO! REALITY IS DETERMINED BY THE PIANO AND OUR HOPES, DREAMS AND BEING ARE CONSTRUCTS OF ITS WHIMS! :D

    • @wooperfan584
      @wooperfan584 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@optimaltt6070 YAAAY TRAUMA :D

  • @hollowemptyeyes9910
    @hollowemptyeyes9910 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +950

    I feel like Jello’s estate agent persona could sell a home in the backrooms if he tried hard enough

    • @LiterallyNaven
      @LiterallyNaven 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

      *in the deadpan realtor voice* "I heard you were in the market for a large living space with way too many damp corridors"

    • @memkakes1514
      @memkakes1514 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      @@LiterallyNaven "are you ready to buy?" he says as the screams of tortured souls fill the corridor with their horrible medleys

    • @queenchaosyet
      @queenchaosyet 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Wdym these *are* in the backrooms?

    • @ella_cupcake
      @ella_cupcake 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      As long as there are no portals or an underground house

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@memkakes1514 "Now, there is a way out of here."
      ...
      "I lied."

  • @beesbutinabox1105
    @beesbutinabox1105 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +524

    I did not know Jay and Brendan were a thing! Good for them! Glad they celebrated valentines by suffering through the gamer torture house.

    • @veryQuiteWhimsical
      @veryQuiteWhimsical 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      I'm a little confused. Are they a polycule?

    • @gallow_walker
      @gallow_walker 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I'm pretty sure Brendan and Yam are dating...

    • @brokenman4414
      @brokenman4414 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      @@gallow_walkerit says they’re all dating at the start

    • @colonelstander
      @colonelstander 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@brokenman4414i literally cannot tell if that’s a joke or not…

    • @veryQuiteWhimsical
      @veryQuiteWhimsical 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      ​@@colonelstanderthey're just really committing to the bit.

  • @Troumbadour
    @Troumbadour 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    Watching Jello content is so funny sometimes bc you just keep getting new lore, like I remember watching his scooby doo video where he casually dropped that he was bi, then a few videos ago he’s just like “o yeah my girlfriend” and now he’s got a boyfriend and poly, I absolutely love it

  • @yaminokat
    @yaminokat 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    When I watch the Zillow streams, I imagine Jello is some kind of supernatural real estate agent that just uses his powers to take people to weird and houses

    • @yaminokat
      @yaminokat 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      That’s why he’s so casual about the mysterious people, the Enderman, and the portals

  • @TTabbyTT
    @TTabbyTT 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    22:00 there is so much stimuli assaulting everyone that they understandably didn't notice the Barbie chandelier

  • @VanillaSnowGolem
    @VanillaSnowGolem 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

    I love how quickly the group makes bits and jokes from every picture, and how they even continue bits at almost every opportunity.

  • @katelundberg2029
    @katelundberg2029 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Ice woman is a canon event, don't even try to change her because she'll always be in your walls waiting for the moment to peel you and turn you into bloodsauce person

  • @UsrnamePending
    @UsrnamePending 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    The 'exposed toilet' house got me laughing so hard I had an asthma attack. Why do people design houses like this??

    • @HanariKamite
      @HanariKamite 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Exhibitionism, babeyyyyy

    • @Homodemon
      @Homodemon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Me too, I got a laughing fit so severe my mother said she had never heard me laugh so heartily in her entire life

    • @fricketyfrackgettfback
      @fricketyfrackgettfback 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      What gets me is that he's like "if you have a loud shit everyone will hear it" Fam everyone will SMELL it, that's what I'm worried about

    • @Homodemon
      @Homodemon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@fricketyfrackgettfback but don't worry, at least the privacy screen will cover you from the waist down!

    • @jackthorton10
      @jackthorton10 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That’s only gonna cut your loss of dignity by a quarter which isn’t saying much… I’m the Glacier Wasteland surrounding the home might have knocked your sanity down a peg… but hey, could be worse :)

  • @Citric-239
    @Citric-239 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +288

    These streams were wonderful, I've watched the first maybe five times...? The second I have three...? I'm glad this is going to a wider audience, those who decided not to watch will have their minds be blown by what they were missing out on.

  • @SiobhanYmeow
    @SiobhanYmeow 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +627

    polyamory and also bisexuality and also also realty all in one livestream!! you have outdone yourself jello

    • @Bulba413
      @Bulba413 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +112

      those have gotta be my favourite three things

    • @TheGodIvy
      @TheGodIvy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      Bisexual polyams

    • @nobody5333
      @nobody5333 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      They really took a look at the wide variety of people in this world and said “give me one of everything”

    • @retrowolf6482
      @retrowolf6482 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      As someone who is bisexual and considering the idea of polyamory, this whole video is amazing

    • @thehoodedman4271
      @thehoodedman4271 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Bulba413What's the third thing?

  • @darkninjafirefox
    @darkninjafirefox 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I love how casually "oh, the ice woman is gone" is said and it scares everyone

  • @acejascent
    @acejascent 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    This is completely unrelated to the main point of the video but knowing jello is also Polyamorous (I am myself) fills me with an unfathomable amount of joy to see a content creator I follow and have been following for a while similar to me

  • @billveusay9423
    @billveusay9423 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +391

    HELL YEAH THE ZILLOW STREAM. Can't wait until we get to the hell harlequin dimension house.

    • @negativezero8287
      @negativezero8287 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      With the candy cane enby

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      I'm personally rooting to see "These are the Blumps. They _may_ grow."

    • @lrgogo1517
      @lrgogo1517 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      . . . . . wow, words!

    • @RyuakiraX
      @RyuakiraX 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And the migraine nightmare with the mirror ceilings and walls in the bathroom

  • @thebadgerking5996
    @thebadgerking5996 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    21:59 when He said “roll the dice,” I thought he was talking about rolling a DEX save to stay on your feet and not have difficult terrain!😂

  • @IFalled
    @IFalled 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2369

    I bet whoever edited this has a really cool twitch channel you can follow, probably called something like piph0.

    • @RetardedNConfused
      @RetardedNConfused 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      It's like a 50% chance there

    • @harpeowl
      @harpeowl 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      Crazy theres even possibility theres a link in description of this video

    • @odwrksboxedtrash3730
      @odwrksboxedtrash3730 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Eh, probably doesn't exist.

    • @notavailable2374
      @notavailable2374 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Love the edits ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

    • @bazzfromthebackground3696
      @bazzfromthebackground3696 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Will there maybe be a 2nd in the future?

  • @someonessidechannel1485
    @someonessidechannel1485 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    halfway through, my defenses had been worn through. pee-wee's adult's idea of a child's fantasy home was an instant kill. i couldnt breathe. i had to pause just to recover enough to continue.
    subscribed.

  • @radordekeche947
    @radordekeche947 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    About the purple room - my dad's red/green colorblind, and so he tends to see purple as a really beautiful blue. So maybe the person who painted the walls was colorblind as well? It does look similar to the purple carpet, and probably was just as hard to sell.

  • @Patch-lz9yi
    @Patch-lz9yi 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

    Glad to see the ice woman is doing well.

  • @benjaminehren7965
    @benjaminehren7965 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +135

    Finally I can share these moments with friends and family without having to make them watch 3 hours of a stream (they are impatient)

  • @EldritchSylvia
    @EldritchSylvia 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    I had no idea Jello was poly!! I watched the streams, but I didn't catch that at all! When it popped up at the beginning, I spent like ten minutes just looking at that, happy squealing and kicking my legs like a teenager, lol. Genuinely so happy to see poly rep from one of my favorite creators. Especially with this stream, it's so cute, they're just having so much fun together, I adore it.

    • @p1nkPallas
      @p1nkPallas 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      When I found out I was that happy too! I'm somewhere on the polyamorous spectrum, ambiamorous specifically, and it fills me with so joy seeing poly rep anywhere.

    • @ringsystemmusic
      @ringsystemmusic 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ye awesome!

    • @aidenevans1832
      @aidenevans1832 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      thought it was a bit, thats really cute.

  • @giha.3347
    @giha.3347 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

    Jello, thank you for all the queer content that is full of joy and acceptance and uplifting. It really warms my heart

  • @sans-yo7fg
    @sans-yo7fg 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

    I have been watching Jello on TH-cam for so long and so frequently that certain videos have become what I fall asleep to.
    Yet only today have I learnt that Jello is polyamorous. Which has brought so much joy that of all people I can relate to my favourite context creator and I didn’t even know it.

    • @fntthesmth423
      @fntthesmth423 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      sorry i can't like this comment it has sixty nine likes thems the rules

    • @sans-yo7fg
      @sans-yo7fg 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@fntthesmth423 you have my upmost respect

  • @glumbortango7182
    @glumbortango7182 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    Omg, I'm so glad this is getting polished up into a proper video. I was casually listening to this in the morning one moment and dying on the floor the next multiple times from these streams, the world simply deserves to know.

  • @ughugh3767
    @ughugh3767 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    I love how Jello and co. describe the listings and pictures like they’re SCPs

  • @zenitharts7142
    @zenitharts7142 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    I had watched this video, went to bed, and then proceeded to have a concerningly realistic dream of the second house. With every strange design choice, impossibly long hallways, and the enderman stalking me throughout the dream. There were points where I felt genuine fear that the dream bordered on a nightmare.
    10/10

  • @ryangsluke
    @ryangsluke 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    My heart soars but my souls is crying as the salesman temps me further towards the horrors

  • @BlueDavrial
    @BlueDavrial 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Im SHOCKED the horror skeleton house wasnt featured in this. Absolutely fantastic editing. Loved the streams (tho apparently i was too tired watching the second half because boy do i not remember any of those later houses)

    • @VeenanNorvius
      @VeenanNorvius 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Thats the second stream.

  • @joltstorm64
    @joltstorm64 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    imagine going to grab a snack at 2:00 AM and seeing *the ice woman* staring upon you. eventually you'd get used to it
    *until she moves*

  • @bardicdragon
    @bardicdragon 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    6:42
    He sold the house to Aquaman; hbomberguy in shambles

  • @sommeone
    @sommeone 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Shoutouts to the ice lady and the blood gentleman

  • @OhNoBohNo
    @OhNoBohNo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    The best perk of polyamorous relationships is Absolutely bouncing comedy skits off of each other

  • @douhwufwef5207
    @douhwufwef5207 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    The plaster house is like placing all your furniture down for your sims in one room and only being able to afford flooring.

  • @WorldinRooView
    @WorldinRooView 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    0:30 - The best place for your Looking Glass's Theif cosplay.
    1:47 - The best place for your Valve's Portal cosplay
    4:12 - The best place for your Turtle Rock's Back for Blood cosplay
    6:55 - The best place for your Double Fine Production's Psychonaut's summercamp cosplay
    9:34 - The best place for your Dice's Mirror's Edge cosplay
    12:30 - The best place for your Bethesda's Skyrim cosplay.
    14:16 - The best place for your LucaArt's Zombies Ate my Neighbors cosplay.
    14:39 - The best place for your Bethesda's Prey (2017) cosplay.
    17:32 - The best place for your Telltale's Puzzle Agent cosplay.
    20:23 - The best place for you Valve's Half Life's Lamda Lab cosplay
    36:05 - The best place for that cursed level of Mario 64 cosplay.

    • @billveusay9423
      @billveusay9423 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      And since it was mentionned : Play Looking Glass's Thief you guys (especially Thief 2)

  • @misterkanman2056
    @misterkanman2056 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    i remember watching the unedited streams of this and almost blacked out from laughter/horror multiple times. now i can re-experience that with some nicely edited footage because the wobbly wood makes a funny noise now. great job!

  • @girwanttaco
    @girwanttaco 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    The day after you posted this, suddenly my sibling and I were in charge of seeing houses for an out of town friend. The coincidence is INSANE. Now that my mind has calmed down a bit, I want to show this to everyone and the realtor we've been coordinating with. If that old af church was near us, we'd totally get it.
    Just watched this a second time after that chaotic week, and it really lightened the process and made me smile and laugh again. I literally blanked the first viewing... Home buying is no joke

    • @jackthorton10
      @jackthorton10 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And it makes the “game of life’s” housing purchases seem sane by comparison

  • @quantumsaudio
    @quantumsaudio 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    I love that all three members of the polycule have the same chaotic humor that bounces off each other seamlessly, literally poly goals

  • @pikablob
    @pikablob 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    That weird six-legged stool that’s been affected by the portal at 23:39 is actually less weird when you know what they’re for - it’s actually 3 stools which pack together, one under each other (they slide out from each other), so that when you have people around you can give everyone a coffee table/footstool/whatever they’re meant for, but you only have to store one. My grandma has one :))

  • @negativezero8287
    @negativezero8287 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    These streams were/are genuinely comfort streams, so I'm super excited!!

  • @lordfelidae4505
    @lordfelidae4505 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    17:30
    I can answer that!
    It’s a Franklin stove. It’s a metal fireplace meant to stand in the middle of a room. It’s a nice source of heat, and I suspect a popular feature of upper-middleclass households because I had one growing up.
    Was real convenient when there was a power outage and we wanted to be able to cook hot food.

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    22:30 THIS IS ZOOBLE'S CHARACTER DESIGN MADE INTO A HOUSE

    • @Flapjacks-tm8cf
      @Flapjacks-tm8cf 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      She(?) Was the owner

  • @mimikyoo
    @mimikyoo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    all three of them dropping the bit to gush over the castle was cute

  • @sen_i_guess
    @sen_i_guess 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    Mr Brendan. I've watched the Zillow streams two maybe three times each I know all of the lore of the ice woman and company, so in conclusion...
    ZILLOW STREAMS ARE BACK LET'S GO WOOOOO YEAH BABY THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT WOOO Edit: I found that this is in fact, a edited version of the Zillow streams and not a return of them my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

  • @artzygaymer5167
    @artzygaymer5167 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I had no idea you guys were poly!! Im so happy especially bc I am polyam as well! Its so wonderful to see poly relationships in the media just casually being themselves. I love you guys and I'm so happy for yall

  • @emmayoung2089
    @emmayoung2089 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    The unknowable noise at 16:14 kills me every damn time I love these streams

    • @ExpandDong420
      @ExpandDong420 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's Wario in a frog suit

    • @aidenevans1832
      @aidenevans1832 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      WoaaaAAaaaaAAAAAaaaaAAAaaaaAAAA

    • @WinterFrost_MimikyuLiker
      @WinterFrost_MimikyuLiker 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jello summoned a gate to TARTARUS

  • @zachscarbrough2727
    @zachscarbrough2727 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    19:50 I love this listing because it started out as a "Yes a house! And definitely NOT a building where the mob stored their former rivals!" And then shifts into "Roller rink meets Laser Tag house!?"

  • @paranoidlizard6338
    @paranoidlizard6338 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    29:18 i didnt know a person could laugh-wheeze the words “shut the fuck up” like that til i saw this video

    • @agentdon1760
      @agentdon1760 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thats an angry upvote moment

  • @FlamingSnowflakeProductions
    @FlamingSnowflakeProductions 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    29:56 Are you ready to fly?

  • @MrFlame-zk5cy
    @MrFlame-zk5cy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    24:06 i still just love that THIS was the house to break the eldritch horror realtor

  • @FroggBoy1
    @FroggBoy1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I like to think ice woman and her friends move like the fnaf1 animatronics
    also the Dwelling house is missing 2 front pillars and you can see the top of the house bowing. that house should not be up for sale it is in dangerous conditions

  • @gob384
    @gob384 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    I haven't laughed that hard and consistently in like 4-5 months. Truly an amazing video and a highlight to my afternoon. Thank you

  • @wahoodotwav
    @wahoodotwav 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    crazy to think this video is only 3 months old. i quote it literally every day. "has No Reflection! ✨ _oooh!_ ✨" and "as opposed to *_Cool Gray ._* ',:/" have become vocal stims for me. i fear the ice woman will find me soon. send help

  • @LordPanda9259
    @LordPanda9259 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I love how genuinely happy they were with house 6, I was just as happy with it.

  • @arristheround9246
    @arristheround9246 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Words cannot describe my sheer fucking joy at this video. The Zillow streams were already so fucking funny to rewatch and now you're telling me I have an easily-digested edited version with less time commitment to accidentally rewatch like 4 times in the same week??? Be still my heart

  • @Max-Parker-Buxton
    @Max-Parker-Buxton 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    im SO happy to see this become a main channel video, if anyone watching hasn't seen the streams it's SO worth it, please god go

  • @fanaticalistic
    @fanaticalistic 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    22:51 THE CANDY CANE ENBY

  • @PuffishSwish
    @PuffishSwish 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    i love how deadpan jello is while talking about things like the portable sun or the flesh wall

  • @ijlayugan4149
    @ijlayugan4149 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    They should make a bingo when they do this again. Add stuff like creepy doll. Ominous missing square on the wall/floor. Open concept bathrooms, etc.