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  • @Matty.Hill_87
    @Matty.Hill_87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    You guys discussing night club farts absolutely killed me 😭😂

    • @hollywoods3173
      @hollywoods3173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      They way he says poop has me fighting back tears!!!!

    • @98913040
      @98913040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@hollywoods3173 that's jamaican slang for fart but it's not shit

    • @melinfitycapri581
      @melinfitycapri581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Frfr

    • @bashirediouf584
      @bashirediouf584 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😊 If you smelt it, you delt it

    • @lynnjacobs7494
      @lynnjacobs7494 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@98913040 also south African slang and afrikaans for fart lol

  • @AndyyWithAY
    @AndyyWithAY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    I discovered y'all a few days ago and am now completely obsessed. Much love from across the pond. The laughter is infectious, and I love how chill James is saying the most outrageous/enraging stuff.

  • @Cantetinza17
    @Cantetinza17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    The Chik Fil-A was hilarious. It's true daughters can get things out of there fathers. Even when my Dad said a loud robust "NO"! The next morning when I woke up it would magically be there as if a fairy or some other sci-fi creature dropped it off. And my Dad wouldn't say a word. "I'd say thank you Daddy" and he would either make a small growing sound or a short and low mhmm. Once he said, "And that's it, that's all you're getting". Later that day he purchased some cookie dough from me and my sister for a fundraiser.

    • @Eric300ram
      @Eric300ram 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Facts , good dad

    • @addyurdaddy2851
      @addyurdaddy2851 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      On god! Being the only child as well I have so much to teach future daughters 😊

  • @pennykilgour8923
    @pennykilgour8923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    These ones are always my favourite 😂😂 the way Fuhad jumps when he’s making a joke about he’s just said 😂💀

  • @indicamberr
    @indicamberr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    “I’ve got friends and they’ve got eyes” 🤣🤣

  • @Killixn_
    @Killixn_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Omg my mom always asks me to tell my dad that "we" want food when SHE wants it and I'm 21 😭💀

  • @allthingsvuyo1367
    @allthingsvuyo1367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Came across these Kings 3 days ago and my obsession 😍😍😍 literally been watching back to back

  • @pjwin5520
    @pjwin5520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Literally came across you guys over this weekend as I been in bed sick all weekend and I've been obsessed 😂😂
    Heaps of love from NZ ❤️

  • @Shoemender79
    @Shoemender79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    The Kanye and Kim tweet was jokes 🤣 😂

  • @THEDUTCHESS19381
    @THEDUTCHESS19381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Discovered these guys just yesterday and now i'm obsessed.

  • @beloncekamz2821
    @beloncekamz2821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    James doing the 'North to Yeezy' part took me out🤣🤣😭.

  • @raelewis7
    @raelewis7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I absolutely love how many comments there are saying a video randomly popped up and they’ve been obsessed ever since cause the same exact thing happened to me. I even already have a comfort video😂🤣your guys are HILARIOUS🙏🏽😭🤍

  • @miamimercenary9623
    @miamimercenary9623 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    every time Fuhad says “that is a threat” i laugh hard af! literally out of breath

  • @syrritajones2538
    @syrritajones2538 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This podcast provides me with consistent, contagious laughter 😂 Love you guys!

  • @Letgo_letlive
    @Letgo_letlive ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You know the podcast is amazing when you choose it over music and use your limited data for it ❤

  • @fw_inno
    @fw_inno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    If someone offers you money...you say 'NO i have salary'🤣🤣

  • @countessstevens63
    @countessstevens63 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Y’all are so funny! You popped up on my TL a few days ago and I’m so happy that you did. New Sub

  • @daniellematou8236
    @daniellematou8236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    " my vibe is so different" gets me everytime 😂😂😂💀

  • @elizabethnkhasi4157
    @elizabethnkhasi4157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Honestly you guys are the only reason I'm not Tearing my hair out, I work on Sundays (sales) 😭

  • @Puppies-z9h
    @Puppies-z9h ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That Garrett short for cigarette one made me snort in public.

  • @tracypeebles9362
    @tracypeebles9362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I’m the one to tell my daughter tell daddy we want Chik Fil A 😂

  • @arlenecherono8527
    @arlenecherono8527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I discovered you guys today and I binged so many videos you guys are hilarious!!

  • @gxfr795
    @gxfr795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Mike Myers one at the end absolutely sent me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 cos same

  • @ninanegedu
    @ninanegedu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The grandma one took me out🤣🤣💔

  • @hummi83
    @hummi83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "who's batty's hot?!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @samminicksm
    @samminicksm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As the youngest daughter, as 21 years old, I can still get my father to get me whatever I want (within reason obv).

  • @malcolmjose
    @malcolmjose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Hey man
    You guys always make my day either uploading on TH-cam or podcast...I'll listen to both coz you're the best podcast on the planet. Love from Kenya ❤️

  • @berveleychaza9954
    @berveleychaza9954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It's the Donda school for me😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @foreignnormal1319
    @foreignnormal1319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    🤣😂😂 I'm James when I found out about Donda School like... whe?? 🤪

  • @milenaa113
    @milenaa113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That grandma one was hilarious

  • @shar0009
    @shar0009 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The height one had me struggling to breathe 😂😂

  • @jenniferrogers9247
    @jenniferrogers9247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    the daughter one is so real bc i’m the youngest girl my dad never tells me no🤣

  • @Tummyachesurvior
    @Tummyachesurvior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Yo, the dude broke up my best friends marriage is named Garrett… Couldn’t be a more appropriate name also, considering he’s the…butt of all our jokes

    • @mazal9895
      @mazal9895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @xlm3509
      @xlm3509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought you were gonna say "Garrett blew up thier relationship like a Wuhan spinny boi"

    • @U-Gozoo
      @U-Gozoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👌👏👏👏👏 you win the internet

    • @tracypeebles9362
      @tracypeebles9362 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @Jankyito
      @Jankyito ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least your best friend dodged a bullet. If a wife cheats on you right before a wedding they not a keeper

  • @kaymusonda7200
    @kaymusonda7200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Meant to be on a worrior nun binge... spent the whole day watching you man 😂🤣 I can't cope

  • @c_ezeala
    @c_ezeala 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    😂 Liquidate all his assets?! That’s a heartfelt one.

  • @kimslifevlog
    @kimslifevlog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We us the same slang in Trinidad very refreshing podcast glad I found your channel

  • @ashleyknoller2675
    @ashleyknoller2675 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The one about telling her daughter to tell dad they want chick fil a had me dead...I do this with my kids like once a month 😅😂

  • @liv.lobdell2506
    @liv.lobdell2506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I literally love their laughs. Kills me

  • @Anastasia_kta
    @Anastasia_kta ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My neighbour does deports from Canada and actually had someone do the poop thing right before take off. He told me they had to call in reinforcements because not only were they being deported but they were also causing a biohazard 😭 He said as soon as he saw shit he was off 🤣

  • @MsDelphiine
    @MsDelphiine ปีที่แล้ว +4

    James is so fed up with Kanye 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AbbieLewisCorrea
    @AbbieLewisCorrea ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ha ha MY dad does ANYTHING my daughter wants... we all (me, my mom, my sisters) use her like, "Go tell papa you want...." ha ha from the time she was 2 until this day and she's 26 now and it still works.

  • @86Kera
    @86Kera 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmfao my vibe is just different 😂😂😂 facts !

  • @mediamanjamessmith251
    @mediamanjamessmith251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:34 And this is how you create the subject of a serial killer documentary

  • @cameronvictor3324
    @cameronvictor3324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That night club fart hits different.......especially when your mouth just happens to be open and as soon as you turn you get the smell and the taste of club odor mixed with hot fart😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀that's something that can kill you in Trinidad 😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣

    • @lovelysadie880
      @lovelysadie880 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @amandafurnia5903
    @amandafurnia5903 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fuhad doing turbulence made me lose it for at least five minutes 😂

  • @thekingherself
    @thekingherself 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    No i have a salary and struggle builds character 🤣😂🤣

  • @Hunterx1254
    @Hunterx1254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    (Brace yourself darling) 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MICHELLESEMPIRE
    @MICHELLESEMPIRE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who else loves watching the two heads go back and forth in the intro and outro lol just me?

  • @emkoa6975
    @emkoa6975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I pressed subscribe after a 15 secound short of yall reading something those laughs I never hit it so fast

  • @sharon1939
    @sharon1939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can't be drinking a hot beverage whilst watching this

  • @girllikeme4300
    @girllikeme4300 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel the height thing, I once asked a guy how tall he was and he typed for a while and finally answered that he was 6ft tall only to meet him and he was actually 5'6. I've never outrightly been mean to a guy for lying but that I couldn't let slide.

  • @sudanwelch4496
    @sudanwelch4496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I should not have watched this in public transport. They didn't deserve that scream I let out at the fart tweet

  • @tanakachakafana8533
    @tanakachakafana8533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i swear everytime i see a clip of these guys they have a thousand more subs

    • @DoesBoomBaps
      @DoesBoomBaps 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Check Domopremo for ShxtsNGigs bits

  • @MissSmith18
    @MissSmith18 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Discovered you today and I keep coming back.

  • @keshianserenity
    @keshianserenity ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Perfume and lollipops 🍭 🤣

  • @OceansNewTestament
    @OceansNewTestament 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of the best channels I’m subscribed to 😂

  • @everybodyhateseli_
    @everybodyhateseli_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nice to see Jaylen Brown enlightening Troy Deeney abt his sponsor’s school, Donda Academy 😭😭

    • @mihlalintisana7164
      @mihlalintisana7164 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see what you did there😭😭😭😭🔥

  • @kendrickcombs8617
    @kendrickcombs8617 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    James really said “I just wanna smell perfume and lollipops 🤭”

  • @angelaclay3217
    @angelaclay3217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Chick Fil A is my daughter asking me to tell daddy to get it.

  • @angelaclay3217
    @angelaclay3217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Donda is his mother. I agree, leave them where they are at.

  • @kleine.5438
    @kleine.5438 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hope for an eventual part 2 please

  • @kstorm9954
    @kstorm9954 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Best podcast ever 🎉🎉🎉

  • @szay
    @szay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was laughing and all until the “Obviously a chick wrote that” and that did it for me.

  • @deborahbekele5110
    @deborahbekele5110 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just had the longest day and am so happy I watched this clip. Had me in my stitches ahahahahahhahahahaha

  • @amandaseaman6366
    @amandaseaman6366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Much love from 🇩🇲🇬🇩

  • @sj8763
    @sj8763 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m on my break at work HOWLING from the staff room

  • @iammarv
    @iammarv ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “that’s a teee-hreattt James “

  • @tatyanawhite5346
    @tatyanawhite5346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In order to type in all caps constantly he’d have to REPEATEDLY tap the caps sign every time he typed a word . That’s wild

    • @11226keena
      @11226keena ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait what

    • @2crisp63
      @2crisp63 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No? Just double tap the caps button

    • @ednahister3455
      @ednahister3455 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh Tatyana...

    • @lovelysadie880
      @lovelysadie880 ปีที่แล้ว

      You doing the most 😂 just double tap

  • @timothywootton5331
    @timothywootton5331 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣😂🤣😂 glued it back on my ass, welcome to the friends zone.

  • @kwhisper1960
    @kwhisper1960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nah real talk, them club farts 😂 you always look at the baddie on the vicinity and are like “it better not be you” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Matty.Hill_87
    @Matty.Hill_87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Can you guys run for joint pm please? You'd sort this shit show out in no time 🤞😂

  • @patrickwoodward9224
    @patrickwoodward9224 ปีที่แล้ว

    I jus wanna smell perfume and lollipops 😂😂😂

  • @londonpalmer3442
    @londonpalmer3442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The go tell dad we want food yess

  • @reginafromrio
    @reginafromrio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Michael Myers one took me out

  • @anayelimartin4849
    @anayelimartin4849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is everything 😂 for sure saving me from PPD

  • @amantemotshewa3611
    @amantemotshewa3611 ปีที่แล้ว

    😭😭🤣"no I have a salary"

  • @lewinny9598
    @lewinny9598 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me everyday here getting my daily dose of happiness and crushing on james

  • @itzskizzyk5472
    @itzskizzyk5472 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Beyblade comment was a fucking belter 🤣👌👌

  • @jenniferceballos3665
    @jenniferceballos3665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    No you say no I have a salary. Men I swear 😂

  • @Beautyinthebreakdown.
    @Beautyinthebreakdown. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Smelling Joop is way worse than smelling poop in the club 😂 because you know you’re about to be oooh sorry darlin’d whilst he presses up against you even though it’s only you two in a 2m radius.. back up this isn’t 2003

  • @carlosfowler4412
    @carlosfowler4412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The one you think you read before I think is the one where the girl had her man saved under something bad in her phone and tried to style it out to him lol

  • @tracyrosenzweig441
    @tracyrosenzweig441 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg you two are the best 😂😂❤😂😂

  • @kwhisper1960
    @kwhisper1960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wait that first one, didn’t that mean table in a “what are you bringing to the table” relationship wise? 😅

  • @JesusTheCity
    @JesusTheCity ปีที่แล้ว

    The Mike Meyers one 😅

  • @oldwelshlady6584
    @oldwelshlady6584 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    So true about daughters and dad's.

  • @christianolvera5096
    @christianolvera5096 ปีที่แล้ว

    As an American, this shit is classic love it.

  • @chrisvillain15
    @chrisvillain15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Be still my beating heart. I love these guys so much haha

  • @GeorgeGiann
    @GeorgeGiann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “YOU HATE E V E R Y O N E !”

  • @oldwelshlady6584
    @oldwelshlady6584 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Heard it as a joke about the meds before.

  • @stacyrc2205
    @stacyrc2205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you aren’t in the Patreon fam here, you are missing OUT❤

  • @Nexus6418
    @Nexus6418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Which Twitter feed do you find these at?

  • @Keateezy
    @Keateezy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    North actually love tf outta ye she do everything he do

  • @samkelo27
    @samkelo27 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My mom offered me money and I told her No, I have an allowance 😅

  • @khalifaat5484
    @khalifaat5484 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where can i find the weekly questions?

  • @maje2610
    @maje2610 ปีที่แล้ว

    today i learnt: North is 10 years old...
    and the tomfoolery joke fuckin killed me 😂😂

  • @MsKrissyNicole
    @MsKrissyNicole ปีที่แล้ว

    Donda is Ye’s late mother’s name. School is in her honour

  • @Dynysis
    @Dynysis ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Perfume & lollipops

  • @aisevc
    @aisevc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:30
    SALARY LOL

  • @itz.sefa_1296
    @itz.sefa_1296 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    how many tabs does breh have on his laptop 😭🤣

  • @TVOE_12
    @TVOE_12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this so much 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤