FUNNIEST TWEETS OF THE WEEK | ShxtsNGigs Podcast
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'Tweets Of The Week'
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Fuhad is so used to James and his stories. When he said "did I tell you I had a ghost in my yard the other day." He was calm about it. I was here hollering!
No he actually rolled his eyes
Bro was like "wtf"
His face was hilarious
@@iamannem.s3101seems like he was in a mood even before the ghost story 😂
one day yall will get a medal for bringing serious laughs in one of our most depressing inflation eras
Right the prices are actually deadly
I wonder if you can get a Nobel prize for something like this. 😮
FACTS!
Calm down
Fr this shit so ghetto out here 😂
The stinky nipples one had me weak🤣🤣🤣🤣
For real though!!! I freakin gasped and choked on my laughter from the shock of that statement
No Fa real I still watch that like its new
That soulmate "spit it out" text is the kind of shit that haunts me before I fall asleep at night 😩😩😩😩
Don’t let it. Man/woman of your dreams is out here enjoying themselves 🤷🏻♀️
Mine is somewhere eating the groceries.. EXACTLY WHY I am celibate..
@@TimTheEnchanter0 that's why it haunts me!!! Cause I'm celibate!!! 😭😭😭😭
@@TimTheEnchanter0You got that hoe mentality that has destroyed marriage as an institution.
@@werekat1367same same
Why does all of James' fears end in his cheeks being ran through! 😂😂😂
The terror this man must live with every day! 😅😅😅
PREACH 😂😂
Lmfao fact
Just like Tom from the boondocks 😂
Fr he like Mr Dubois on Boondocks
@@mariamakanuI was JUST gonna comment this!!😂😂
I’m hollering at James peeking to make sure Fuhad saw how he was laying 😂😂😂😂
“Why do you wanna make him feel good”😂😂😂😂😂😂
The best duo in the internet atm 💯
when in the vid was this?
@@Clubsandwichchavaround 2:40
This isn’t Bobby lee and Andrew Santino
I never thought about this... but it's so true. At least for sex it's about getting yourself off... giving him head is all about him.
“did i tell you i had a GHOST in my yard” 😭😭😭 james WHAT
Its the way how James looks when he is laughing like he is grasping for air, takes me out everytime 😂😂😂
That ‘toxic men’ story; she’s probably telling herself, “I like him because he’s honest.” 😭😂
To be fair the guy in question said that with a funny charm and concluded with "that or I'll get you flowers"...
Or, she’s just as toxic..
Have you ever seen two toxic people get together? It’s like a train crash, you cannot look away, although you will see some shit..
She probably taught "I can fix him"
@@ayoublahrach4169 it’s crazy how women think they can change everyone 😅
I'm a woman, and I wonder what we be on sometimes. This generation is just different.
"Who makes your nipples stink" .... I have to leave this world now 😂
Absolutely!!!
The way my senses and face is set up.. I will let you know you stink..
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
For real!! 😅
😂😂
That fear James talks about at 11:20 is the exact same fear women face when men are aggressive about their approach, don’t take rejection well, invade their space on a dance floor or home, or are relentless about pursuing her when she is clearly not interested
Sorry to hear that. God bless you
Right? This is how women feel all the time really
If I was a girl I would start acting all sexy and shit get close grab it then just squeeze it. Like I’m trying to get the water out my wash cloth.
Watching this on the train and trying not to laugh out loud has me feeling like an athlete 😂😂😂
been there
Those abs on fire now😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Nahhhh that one about mopping himself into a corner weakened me 😂 ain’t no way that was the thing he came up with after brainstorming 😂 this is why you don’t lie 🤣
Man said, "Scurvy". I'm done 😂😂😂😂😂
The “Turn Around” tweet is so similar to the “50 condoms… Make it 52” one from a while back 😂😂😂
I did not understand the turn around joke, what does it mean?
That had me in stitches 😂
@@elbossco4251t means that the person is masturbating behind the person who made the question.
@@elbossco4251he's j*rking off behind her
@@elbossco4251 it means that you'll find out what's the wildest place they've masturbated at if you turn around/ basically they're doing it behind you
10:49 The way James says gay is SENDING ME 😂😂
As sassy as James is.. He's afraid of someone taking his boochiecat
☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂
😂😂 yooooo wtf 😭😭
Boochiecat 😭😭😭😂😂😂
Boochiecat?? 😂😂😂
When Fuhad turned to James, rolled his eyes and said "Mate what? No you never..." and then James continues the story and he goes "No you never." I lost my shit. I don't know why that was so funny to me😭
Its y'alls delivery EVERY. SINGLE. TIME for me! I listen to you guys while I'm cleaning, while I'm driving, while I'm outside gardening n yall have me fuckin dyyiinnngggggg laughing!
9:22 classic black person reaction 😭😂😂 trust me I would also ignore it and sleep 💀
Asthmatics, get your inhaler before watching! 😂😂😂
The tweets are wild to me, but as per, it's the reactions that kill it 😅
😂😂😂😂
Grandma out here like "I don't gotta explain myself to you youngins - this is Mr. Lenny, now MIND YA BIZNESS!"
🤣 🤣 James is so lightskin with his fantasies
😂 the fact that the last one even got 2 men to propose to get herself in that predicament. Homegirl been living a double life for YEARS.
Why was James saying GAY so hard, he had to emphasize how much he was scared 😂😂😂😂😂
"my cheeks were his for the taking" 😆😆😆
I became weak... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"WHY ARE YOU RESPONDING WHEN YOU KNOW I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU" 😂💀GOOOOOONE
I've always changed my own tyres because I'm too impatient to wait on assistance.
One time I was with my auntie and she was astounded that I knew how to do it and how quickly I had it done.
My best time for changing a tyre was 12 minutes from pullover to back on the road. I was driving taxis at the time and had a £60 fare that I refused to let someone else get. The four guys bet me the cost of the fare if I could do it in under 15 minutes. Gave me £20 tip on top of the £60. Never had a round of applause for changing a tyre before or since 😅😅😅
I'm a 33 yr old woman and I've always changed my own tires... I dont think I could date a man that csnt drive a manual or change his own tires cuz I'll be damned if he calls me to do it for him 😂😂😂😂
@bhustler2010 I feel you! One time I was with my guy friend and he just stood looking over my shoulder scratching his head. His words were "I'll stand here and look pretty".
Gone GIRL!!!!
That’s DOPE
@@vickismith you're everything. he's just Ken🤓☝️
Brava!
James laughing for 28 seconds straight is all I needed
Plot twist: it was Fuhad in James's place that night. It was a test run and James woke up too soon
The reaction to the nipple one is gold😂😂😂 Fuhad’s face expression and James laugh from the shock 😂😂
Naa watching these episodes while eating or drinking is DANGEROUS 🤣😭
Or driving
That nipple stink one absolutely had me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Phoooooooooo, serious halitosis 🤢🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣
Stopped my rock climbing just to watch this 🤣 absolute killer jokes
"Why you responding when I wasn't talking to you?" 😭😭😭🤣🤣
Funniest episode I’ve ever watched at the gym creasing 😂 Uber treating you like a prossy
I swear they really make my day! My heart always feels so much joy watching them.
"He has gum disease!" 🤣😂
Why has James experienced everything?😂
I think James is talking about the blind dating clip with Zach Justice. The guy's a professional troll, and he was joking with the toxic thing and in the full video he was by far the funniest, that's why he got picked.
I swear
The Boetas are back to tickle our funny bones and unleash the giggles😂😂😂 much love for this channel all the from South Africa Cape Town ❤❤❤
Saw ‘Boetas’ and knew right away you’re my people 😭🫱🏼🫲🏽. Awe! 🥺
@@akhonanonkelela6395 Aweeee🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
not "the boetas" 😭🤣🤣
'Adrenalin wouldn't save u coz his adrenaline will top you'😂😂😂
"Stop Bae, spit it out" .... just choked on smoke 😂😂😂😂😂😂
James' stories don't even phase Fuhad 😂
I'm glad my dad asked me to "help" him with a lot of things when i was younger. He was really just teaching me good life skills, how to change a tire, simple plumbing, knowing how to check and change a light switch. My friend's grandma lives me because I changed her tire on a rain night and the car was on a hill.
That nipple stink got me laughing so much
As much as I love the audio only, the video, just puts it over the top 😂😂😂 watching them interact in the best!
I have to watch y’all at least once a day because the laughs put me in such a good mood. 😂😂
Y’all make me laugh through the toughest of times love from Philly!
Much love and uncontrollable laughs from South Africa 🇿🇦🖤✨😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The fact that I'm watching during loadshedding is jarring
@@skzilwa1379 FAAAAAAAAM
Me from Namibia 🇳🇦
@@oratengbooysen5710same here
I have power but no water 😂😅.
"Fear ran through my blood".
You just felt a sensation a lot of women have on a regular basis with men.
Oh well
Gtfoh this propagranda needs to go🙄 women call a nervous man saying "hello" as creepy
I'm never laughing at what they say, I'm only ever laughing at James's laugh
“I was asleep like this”😭😂😂😂🔥
we can all agree that Rem looked sexy at 11:14
No, just me? aiit then.
I agree😩
I was facing away from him and Fuegs snapping the Him part😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"crying over a man who makes your nipples stink after he sucks them is crazy" fucking KILLED me 😭😭😭 i'm was trying so hard not to bust out laughing bc my bf sleeping right next to me omg 🤣
The uber one is factssssss 😅😂
James describing tire changing made me so happy😭
Proper laughing out loud ~ thank you 🙏🏼 it was muchly needed!!!
I Love When They Say “women love toxic men” & I’m Over Here Not Wanting Any Man.
It's the "ting" for me ❤😂 I love you guys so much 😂😂
There was a what in your yard 😂😂😂
Y'all's impression of changing tires had me deaddddd🤣🤣🤣 guuuur guuurrr🔩 skuuuuurt🏎️
You guys make my days soooo much better much love to you guys.❤
The flat chest one had my jaw dropped to the floor 💀💀 if I ever heard a man tell me I made him feel gay, my life is forfeit from that day cuz whats the actual point of me 🤡
James be saying the most out of pocket shit 😭😭
lmmfao @ 7:41 im cryyyyyin. rewind!!
These two make my day 😭😭
i am stifling 😂 my laughter at work.
When is James's coming out party 😂😂😂😂😂 fuhad nearly lost it with the "did i tell you about the ghost in my room" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The nipples tweet got me crying at work fam. Lmfao.
😭😭😭😭😭
Just got home from work and this gave me the laughs i needed thankyou james and fuhad
I love when James falls apart at the seams laughing 😂
😂😂 James' accidentally saying gay stuff has me in stitches 😂😂
Not “my friend Mr Lenny” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
10:02 that "HIM" was so funny
“You want him to feel good”🤣🤣🤣🤣
Moped myself into a corner lol😂 used that excuse as a child... 😂😂😂
You gotta let my man James breathe 😂 he was turning colors over the man with scurvy😂😂😂😂
Just found this a few weeks ago. Brilliant. Thanks guys🎉👍👍
Ohh myy gosh😂😂 I loooove this duo sooo much. James' laugh just makes the joke even funnier annnd MR FUHAD IS JUSST THE MOUNTAIN IM WILLING TO CLIMB AND DIE ON. LOVE HIM LOADS MAN😊
I'm a girl and I've changed my car's tyre twice! Once at my GP's office car park and the other on my drive at home - both times in heels! Took me forever, but I did it :-)
The way fuhad look dead in the camera and said AAA that's your job😂😂😂
lots of love from Toronto ! you guys always kill me 😂😂😂😂
James ghost story has me in tears on the bus to work🤣🤣🤣🤣
love from the US you guys make my day with yalls laugh
Love the show guys watch every single thing y'all take out... Much love from Johannesburg 🇿🇦
Jaaaammse really hits them “hard Rs” 😂
The way Fuhad looks around makes me holler!!
Nipples stink? I'm dead.😂
James and his stories 😂😂
Love from South Africa, you guys are the best. 🎉😂😂😂😅😮❤
Listening from 3:39 with no context is killing me 😂😂😂
I laugheeeedddd at this video soooo hard my dad thought I was fading away 😭
Happy escape from the womb day to mii🎉! I needed a laugh. 😂
Happy birthday! 🥳
Best vids ever! Y’all make the entire world laugh swear lol
10:45 caught me off so hard i'm on the floor rolling 😂
7:42
That halitosis is epic. Had this happened to the downstairs, it took 2 showers and a workout, with a lil Listerine to get it off... But then again that might have just been my nose
I CRIED watching this during work 😂