In Uterto | Biggest Problem
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Problems:
►Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything"
►Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging
►Wrongful Convictions
►Baby Lovers
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5:17 Show starts
- 8:26 Improv detective
10:00 Intro
13:19 Last week's winner
- 15:31 Vito's soap and shower
25:10 Viewer comments
- 31:49 Vito's Twitter / Oakland
- 37:52 Eric July's big award
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44:39 Problem: Boomers Saying "Money Isn't Everything"
- 51:17 Vito's BMI
- 58:07 Superkiller is late
1:01:18 Problem: Wrongful Convictions
- 1:07:43 Vito's fried chicken video idea
- 1:15:24 Joker 2
1:20:20 Problem: Baby Lovers / Anti-Abortion Advocates
1:47:59 Problem: Not Realizing Something Wasn't Charging
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1:51:14 Vito is plugging fundraisers now, email him
1:55:53 Voicemails
- 2:04:08 Niggler's worst voicemail, just terrible
- 2:08:44 Superkiller cut-off date is Apr 30
- 2:12:41 Maddox's video on Fanboy is gone
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2:15:32 Superchats
- 3:03:03 Vito gets a hat for some reason
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3:31:53 Vito's Booty
3:33:50 Weigh-in
3:34:19 Prize reveal
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3:34:46 End of show
- 3:35:58 New idea for a show segment
This thing wrapped up at 2 am EST, I can't stay up that late. I got things to do all day on Saturday. Timestamp your own favorite superchats.
I assume krimcl still needs to get a job and Mr. Abstruse still wants a boyfriend.
dick is a real one for standing up for fan-made mods and mike from redbar! vito with some of the worst takes of all time packed into one episode
The lords work
vito with some of the worst takes of all time packed into one episode, masterson is a real one for sticking up for fan-made game mods and redbar! (i checked in an incognito tab and this comment was hidden last week, i had to reword it without the D word)
How Vito isn't losing weight with all these mental gymnastics is beyond me
I want photos of every room in Vito’s apartment and full critiques of everything in a new bonus episode: The Biggest Problem in Vito’s Apartment.
There isn't a chance in hell I'd ever subscribe to this inferior TPBITU's Patreon...unless they do that.
Eric wore a tank top and flatbill cap at friend's wedding but wore a amish plantation owner suit to a bidness award
🎵Vito’s shower. Vito’s shower. Vito being dirty in the shower. 🎶
Vito's apartment. Vito's apartment. Vito living in squalor in his apartment
Paaay no attention to the man shitting behind the curtain.
Now I understand why the cat left, having to relieve itself in a steamed, fungus filled bathroom while a bathing vito stares at you would send any man or cat insane.
the toilet curtain lore drop was wild
I'm still scratching my head over this one
Vito's arguments for abortion were so stupid that they made me anti abortion.
Which argument specifically bothered you?
"Food show Vito, lets watch a chicken commercial Vito, can i cook in your house Vito. All my problems are food!"
"Vito your shower looks like you're squating at your own home" must be the best joke from this episode
Vito went from having one of the greatest problems ever (boomers) to one of the worst (abortion)
Vito says he feels more for an animal dying than a homeless person because there's some expectation the homeless person should be self sufficient while the animal is more vulnerable and didn't choose to be in a novel environment. How do those things not apply to an unborn child? At the very least how do you not see those are the exact same reasons people care especially about the life of children and children's issues? It's because they're the most vulnerable among us.
Strange how he can call other people hypocrites for drawing clear lines in the sand, while being a hypocrite himself
This show turned me pro life
It's amazing how I can agree with Vito's opinion sometimes but the route he takes to get to that opinion is so completely alien to any reasoning I ever consider for the same opinion.
Vito wants his cats to visit him while he’s naked in the shower.. Why am I not surprised?
vito complains about the birthrate being 2 low to be sustainable just 1-2 episodes ago haha
Y’all think he q-tipped the cat in that shower?
Omfg. I thought it couldn’t get more horrific but it just did
Good on the cat for escaping sex slavery
Anti-Natalist Vito, Big Sad Vito, always with the baby killing
Wicky Weetardo has fast become a personal favorite of mine.
That wheel of fortune music gag on Vito is great, I died 🤣🤣🤣
Let’s be real that bathroom curtain hasn’t been washed since Vito put it up, the rest of the of the bathroom is proof enough idk how he thinks he’s going to lie when we can all see it
I'm voting against all of Vito's problems from now on
As everyone should
Everyone's already been doing this
Same, never thought somebody could turn me off abortion rights.
@@bender5561 its a death cult, thats what happens wen u embrace it
Based
Clean Vito, hygiene Vito, always growing mold and drinking his dove soap from 2015
Vito's never been happier during the show than when there's chicken on the screen.
I have no idea why Eric is wearing a flower. We only wear them down here to proms, galas and weddings. lol
Vito being on the side of companies taking down mods has to be one of his worst takes. That on top of the abortion problem. Big Ls all around for Vito.
Intro Skip 5:17
1:29:12 -- _"But why is life so important to them?"_
Does Vito not hear himself? Why is _life_ so important?
This is the kind of thing that someone says when they're only a few steps away from just giving up and embracing Canadian healthcare for themselves.
hes a death cultist like most people
There's billions of lives out there. Conservatives only pretend to care about a life when it's still in the womb, as soon as it leaves they will gladly take away its ability to survive because they hate welfare and social programs.
Your life is not important in the least
@@Vascor projecting
I can't believe Stock-Tip Vito would be living in such squalid, ramshackle conditions
id love to see vito on financial audit😂😂😂😂
Vito is such a smooth brain he can't go beyond utilitarian arguments.
Ya know everytime i start to like vito he says somthin liberal
Don't get the hate over Vito's stance on life, it's practically a copy of what several big "cancelled" comedians have been saying for years.
Vito vs Yellow flash:
UFC gym
3am
4 redbulls per competitor
A cat rescue?!? Really Vito? You sound like the first priest to suggest keeping the kids around and calling them altar boys.
2:00:00 fangames are cool because it gets people interested in making their own game and it gets other people interested in you. Getting an audience for your indie game is crazy hard, but if you have a fan base you can tap into you can grow a following and then pivot. Would Toby Fox have made Undertale if he wasn't doing Earthbound and Homestuck fan projects? Maybe but that was the catalyst for getting him into it and he got a massive fanbase because of his fan works. Yes you should pivot eventually but it's easy marketing, gives you a proven formula, and you instantly have passion because you're a fan of the IP.
The cooking segment sounds like fun but only if Dick is constantly over Vito's shoulder telling him not to make a mess in his kitchen
thanks for bringing in baby lovers vito
i love when i have to take the show off of speakers and listen on headphones
Dick was on fire this episode 🔥 Great Stuff!
lol Vito on abortion: "well if you think about it, two wrongs make a right"
The only time I laughed during Vito's problem was when he said he was intellectually consistent. None of that was funny.
Everyone please don't let Vito's horrible abortion problem distract you from the nightmare that is his bathroom situation
You can tell Vito was hungry all episode
I don't trust anybody that gushes over culture. Screams quiet rage.
Baby lovers has to be the stupidest Vito has ever sounded during a problem
Stupidest he has sounded so far.
Vito's abortion shit is more team guy stuff. He can't remain intellectually consistent about what he says because he doesn't have a real opinion on it. He just knows his team likes it.
the death cult is never consistent, if they were they wouldnt be here
He knows that the women on his team expect him to have that position, so he has that position. He's a fucking predator in camouflage.
@@MidnightInExile MAN is a predator
Vito is a pathetic male feminist, he'll say whatever he thinks will get him laid. I don't think he actually has any real morals or convictions.
Dick’s position is pretty team guy too, though. It’s one of the most divisive topics in Libertarian circles, so let’s not talk about it. Dick is being disingenuous, and Vito is doing a Maddox. It’s entertaining in the same way ragebait DIY and cooking videos are. “It’s not funny”: to me, a fat weeb guy trying to be Peter Singer and ending up as the butt of a Norm joke is a good laugh.
Biggest Problem in Vito's House would be a great bonus episode! Assuming we can get Vito to bring in photos and videos.
That would amazing.
While I morally fall on Dick's side of the Roe v Wade debate, practically I think Vito's take goes not far enough. Legal abortion should be an easily accessible option all the way until the child's 25th birthday. And 30 for girls.
Is Vito really going the vegan route of trying to equate a animal’s life to a human’s?
I like this pizza show idea. Call it Fat Pizza.
It sounds kinda like the episode where Pauly delivered a pizza to Habib and Toula and then they wouldn't let him leave until he watched their wedding video.
Team guy VITO is hurting!!!!
"name a yellow and black comic character"
*vito names every character except for Superkiller*
Imagine simping for women so hard you look the other way when they want to murder their kids to make life more convenient
Just watched Vito’s interview on the culturescape channel. Nice insight to one of co host to my favorite podcast. 😊
There already is a sitcom about pizza delivery people, it's called Sliced. Late again Vito
"I see my life as meaningless, so I see all life as meaningless"
-Vito
Im for abortion up until a couple of months, like in europe. But Vitos' argument for abortion rights is just evil.
💯
Honestly I think it's a cry for help. Vito is hurting.
Which argument specifically would you consider evil?
Edge Lord Vito. Baby killer Vito. Vito with the women simping takes.
I started this episode off as pro-choice and listened to vitos problem and ended the episode pro-life
Did the fog machine blow up your equipment
Vito explaining why abortion is good because the foetus isn't conscious, but with his next breath saying killing animals is bad. I cannot fathom how stupid his other opinions are. Both opinions are fine in isolation but together it's so stupid
And then also responding to a superchat about him being aborted, saying I don’t wanna die I wanna live lmao, you can’t make this shit up.
You guys should put the problems either in parentheses at the end of the main title or at least in the description.
vito such a team guy he does not even know why he supports what he does. this episode was painful to listen to
I'm not an emotionally invested pro-lifer, but there are two very important reasons for why abortion is terrible:
1. Yes, the potential of life that you're denying. It's not about deleting genius oncologists, it's about denying a life and all the experiences that come with it and the joys they bring others, no matter the bad things they commit. A life of suffering is also worth living, not everyone is as nihilistic and hopeless as you Vito.
2. From a point of liberty it is important to defend those who can't defend themselves and that includes the unborn. There you go, a very simple and powerful point made rationally that has nothing to do with religion. Unless you don't believe in rights and if you start arguing 'right to your own body, that's already covered in religion, the mother's life takes precedence and has for hundreds of years.
I'm genuinely ashamed on behalf of Vito on how petulant and childish he behaved in this episode.
That cooking idea vito had actually sounds like it could be fuckin great
1:39:57 it's funny how Dick accused Vito of pretending to not understand the argument... Then proceeds to pretend to not under the argument 😏
The reason we consider human life more important than animals is because preserving another human increases our chances of survival. We can talk about morals and ethics trying to underpin it, but that's the core of it.
For the same reason we make exceptions for certain animals like dogs, and to a lesser extent cats. In the case of dogs, they've been affecting us for so long and to such a degree, that we've evolved to empathize with them in ways similar to small children. Dogs have also evolved and adapted to us.
I forget if it's Wernicke's, or Broca's area, but a part of the canine brain is physically very similar to one of them, the one that works with understanding of language. In canines it fills the same function. Not for dogs, but for human language. They've straight up evolved a part of the brain to understand humans better.
There's also a similar thing going on with human brains, which is why we can tell individual dogs apart by facial features and barks, something we can't for most other animals.
I'm sure this will be a super unpopular opinion, but it's kind of annoying how any time Vito brings in stats or stuff like this abortion problem, Dick gets all pouty about it being a comedy show and how it's not funny, but he's allowed to go on and on about how much he hates taxes and DEI for the umpteenth time, and yet it's not making the show less funny then? Either both are okay or neither are okay.
For the record, I think both are fine. Any subject matter can be funny, and while Vito undeniably fumbled the way he went about it this time, it takes two to tango, and Dick being so low energy about it was half the reason it was so cringey.
EDIT: oink oink piggy vito
Gay
I also agree Dick needs to stop bringing the mood down and calling everything "terrible" or crying "you ruined the show!" over every little thing. He's the last guy who would appreciate a buzzkill so he shouldn't act like one himself.
Dick was too easy on him
Vito the King of triggering people.
Intro got me HYPED🔥
That thumbnail is perfect. Very excited
i don't know why I get such a laugh from Dick's fog bit.
Bonus episode: biggest problem in conspiracies
vito thinks animals are people and that people are just animals. Just when I start to like vito he says human life dosen't matter as much as pigs lives.
People ARE animals
I'm the host of the Watch Frogs and have vigerously defended Vito against the griftosphere.
I'm hoping that Vito is joking about his edgelord abortion opinoins....
this stream was fascinating.
Proof Dick Masterson has a heart and potentially proof that Vito is the monster everyone claims he is.
VITO STOP THIS! DISAVOW DISAVOW THIS NOW!!!
what are you fucking doing bro?!???!?!
If Vito came out and said, "I was just JOKING about wanting to kill babies and comparing them to pigs." Would your opinion of him change much?
Nobody cares about your worthless kids
It's amazing how a few weeks ago Vito was wanting to make a magazine and feature Sargon of Akkad as a writer, when these last few weeks Sargon has been putting out video essays directly tearing down everything Vito is and stands for. This week's abortion talk being only hours after Sargon's bugposting video is the cherry on top.
Vito your depression makes it hard for you to understand people who love and rejoice in human life. Please up your SSRIs.
give up**
“Why is life so important to them?!” Because they’re not depressed Vito!
Superkiller traveled through the multiverse to make sure the comic does come out in our universe.
7:22 like Darkseid’s eye blast
23:34
Jesus, even his eyes are fat
Vito: if a country abolishes abortion, it doesnt mean that the number of babies born will be the same as the number abortions. People will use other means of protection.
I like this new Silent Hill segment
Hey what advice would you have for young people?
Boomer: be poor
Me: waaaay ahead of you bud.
Vito is the embodiment of "lukewarm".
Vito votes ☹️
Wow that intro song is incredible!
I dont like mint, well your not spose to eat the soap 😂😂😂
Vito wants to use Richard's kitchen cause he doesn't want his kitchen on blast after his soap intervention
Man, Maddox really let himself go. Glad to see his hair is growing back though.
Vito's bathroom reminds me of something out of a Saw movie but I do agree with his dislike of mint/eucalyptus/menthol shit in the shower, my ex got me a bottle of some fucking Irish Spring that I figured was just normal Irish Spring, go to use it and within seconds my fucking ballsack is on fire. I thought it was a prank or something until I actually read the bottle.
Vitos turban is fire.
The tool is called a sawsall
Vito is like a year late in promoting that gofundme
I actually agree with Vito about suffering being worse than death. As for housing... I'm not sure, but the UK seems to make it work, so how do they do it?
Damn, Great Tiger really let himself go
So many things make so much sense after seeing Vito's shower, and shower gel.
The constant cartoonish get rich quick schemes. The weird holding onto miniscule amounts of money at expense to the self. The odd obsession with getting things for cheap, and getting deals. The weird home-made remedies for medical problems that could easily be solved.
Vito is like one of those cheapskates from those fake reality shows. Except it's not fake. Not with Vito.
The market has been a disaster but my one winner today was REED thanks to some rumors. That was a nice 45% jump either way.
Water/gel beds are cooler than normal mattresses. They conduct heat away quickly, foam and cloth do not.
Vito's shower is disgusting, but not surprising.
vito is an idiot sometimes, it's maddening