@@jacobstgelais25 all I was saying was this: Idk *how exact much* “good shit” there is, all I do know is that the maximum amount is not *as high as* 10MB of it.
Yeah, young boys like to play army. I wasn't allowed any toy guns as a kid, but my friend had loads of BB guns. Used to 1v1 all the time until he got hit in the eye
@The Memester Gangster Oh, thank God. I was actually going to input that entire thing into a binary translator just to see if something funny came up. Yes, I have no life. Thank you for sparing me the trouble.
The closest I can describe the odor of Liquid Ass™ : I used to work in the “Testing” area of a wastewater treatment plant, and the worst smelling sewage was the shit (no pun intended) coming from slaughter houses/meat factories - so it was a mixture of human shit (from the restrooms, obviously), animal shit, animal blood, and old/unwanted animal parts grounded up into a liquid. Liquid Ass™ is very similar to that.
My friend wanted me to copy and paste this one that he made bc he doesn't have a yt account >be me >be 16 >on new medicine, upsets my stomach and makes me drowsy >helps with my allergic reactions though >take the medicine before bed, it's like trying to swallow a golf ball >it makes me sleep past my alarm >I run to my dresser and grab the first shirt I see > it's an ugly sweater >too bad >wearing jeans and sweater >ride my bike to school >arrive, my friend has an annoyed look on his face >ask him what's going on >"it's gnee's week" >oh no >there's a kid in my chemistry class named gnee > he's the history teacher's son >he has his own weeks where our teachers let him do basically whatever he wants because "anger issues" >I'm his partner for a chemistry assignment >ignore him and do the assignment on my own >he's mad but gym class is soon so I only have to put up with it for a few more minutes >10 minutes later, in gym class >today is weight lifting day >I'm scrawny af >the medicine side effects decide to kick in now >have weird feeling in stomach >throw up my mother's special spaghetti recipe from last night >gnee's week, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
It was a convention started by retards at r/greentext/ when they ran out of content to recycle, whose creations usually lacked whatever made them funny in the first place. Now it's pretty pervasive with idiots trying hard to fit in while they craft le epic greentext story.
">be 17" for example is acceptable, as it provides context for the story. ">Be me" is simply a frivolous statement and only done because the underage author thinks that it's a tradition.
The one with the polish kids sounds like it could be the plot of a south park episode...
Yeah, I can picture Cartman doing that.
Redeye will Kyle The Jew be in there too?
Yeah poles today commies way more than Nazis though,
Soviet occupation was 10x worse than the Reich's
Where can I get toy MP40s?
there WAS something like that
The defeat of the Gremlin is a masterpiece of a tale.
The goddamn TMNT story ending gets me every goddamn time
That Gremlin story though.
Jeezus.
*nearly 10 gigs of Lola porn.* Just thinking of this makes me laugh.
What disturbs me most is that there’s barely 10MB of the good shit, so what in the fuck was he looking at
Starman DX I don't think we want to know.
Starman DX depends on how much is taken up by the photoshopped shit
@@ohitsstar1241 what I find the most disturbing is that you know how much of the "good shit" is out there.
@@jacobstgelais25 all I was saying was this: Idk *how exact much* “good shit” there is, all I do know is that the maximum amount is not *as high as* 10MB of it.
they fear me... they know me. I am, THE MATH-TERBATER
Metal gear solid 5: The Phantom Channel
>can't be attracted to me
>must be plotting something
Ah, yes, a look into my mind.
> 8 year olds
> military uniforms and toy MP40s
?????
Yeah, young boys like to play army. I wasn't allowed any toy guns as a kid, but my friend had loads of BB guns. Used to 1v1 all the time until he got hit in the eye
@@I_Mark_Mills big oof
Ninja Turtles are love. Ninja Turtles are life.
how hard was it to read the tmnt part?
very
cowabunga
halfway through I paused to see what the punch line was. I saw there was none and it was just fanfic. Finished watching anyways. why..?
Wtaf I am sitting in class and can't laugh about it
the punchline is its a reference to shrek is love shrek is life
don't ask how I know this
if you must know a friend told me about it
That teacher one though
I don't think any other video has ever made me physically wince
The metal fan story fucking killed me 😂😂😂😂
*S N A I L T I M E*
this guy brings a tear to my eye
Y'know what rymes with turtle?
*R~A~P~E*
WE CAN'T LET THIS GUY HAVE THE NUCULAR CODES
Ok! here are the nucular codes:
01010010 01110101 01110011 01101000 00100000 01000010 00100000 01100011 01111001 01101011 01100001 00100000 01100010 01101100 01111001 01100001 01110100 00100000 01100110 01100001 01101101 00100000 00110100 00110010 00110000 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110011 01100011 01101111 01110000 01100101 00100000 01011000 01000100 01000100 01000100 01000100 01000100 I'm jk its just "Rush B cyka blyat fam 420 noscope XDDDDD" converted to binary
@The Memester Gangster Oh, thank God. I was actually going to input that entire thing into a binary translator just to see if something funny came up. Yes, I have no life. Thank you for sparing me the trouble.
blackkakari XD
The closest I can describe the odor of Liquid Ass™ :
I used to work in the “Testing” area of a wastewater treatment plant, and the worst smelling sewage was the shit (no pun intended) coming from slaughter houses/meat factories - so it was a mixture of human shit (from the restrooms, obviously), animal shit, animal blood, and old/unwanted animal parts grounded up into a liquid.
Liquid Ass™ is very similar to that.
Boi
U ALWAYS have to say “my face when”
It is required by law
HAHAHAHAHAHA THE CP ONE HAD ME DYIN
A GB is a Gigabyte, not a gigabit. Gigabit is summat else
😂 The polish one just killed me.
I was listening to this as background noise and the tmnt part made me realize what I was listening to
I never want to hear that tmnt fanfic.... Again
That cowabunga sounded strained
My friend wanted me to copy and paste this one that he made bc he doesn't have a yt account
>be me
>be 16
>on new medicine, upsets my stomach and makes me drowsy
>helps with my allergic reactions though
>take the medicine before bed, it's like trying to swallow a golf ball
>it makes me sleep past my alarm
>I run to my dresser and grab the first shirt I see
> it's an ugly sweater
>too bad
>wearing jeans and sweater
>ride my bike to school
>arrive, my friend has an annoyed look on his face
>ask him what's going on
>"it's gnee's week"
>oh no
>there's a kid in my chemistry class named gnee
> he's the history teacher's son
>he has his own weeks where our teachers let him do basically whatever he wants because "anger issues"
>I'm his partner for a chemistry assignment
>ignore him and do the assignment on my own
>he's mad but gym class is soon so I only have to put up with it for a few more minutes
>10 minutes later, in gym class
>today is weight lifting day
>I'm scrawny af
>the medicine side effects decide to kick in now
>have weird feeling in stomach
>throw up my mother's special spaghetti recipe from last night
>gnee's week, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
did you just fucking post a greentext to youtube?
Well, talk about capitalizing on a golden opportunity. Poor bastard, but... damn, 'life imitating art'.
Has Creeps ever done the pooping bandit story?
Ian Smith . my god that would be fucking awesome
yeah he did, laughed so hard at that one
CHEERIO ME OLD CHUM
*THAT WAS QUITE THE FLATTERING APPEARANCE DONT LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN WITH VERY WARM REGARDS*
"Tonight I dine on turtle semen"
Tnmt one made me cringe big time IT RATTLED ME TO MY BONES
Oml
I literally had s seizure from laughing to hard from this WORTH IT
you signed the release form, YOU CAN'T SUE ME.
Boutta make a Delatrune animatic from that nerd class pet story
Oldies, but goodies.
Plot twist: the music is too quiet
Best one yet! Watched this 4 times already. Still get keks!
It's Wednesday my dudes
but it can be friday
sunday*
Fraz 556 hm
I died at the Ninja Turtles are love, Ninja Turtles are life story
I will NEVER think of tmnt the same ever again
At 13:17 that was the powers of chaos and no one can tell me otherwise.
Toy MP40s? Does such a thing even exist?
Bigslam1993 airsoft
The gremlin lmao
The tmnt one killed my sides for some reason
8:20 best moment in this fucking hell lmao
Thanks dude I love your vids after a long day
I like the longer videos so much more.
_too bad_
Liquid ass doesn't clear a room it cleared my school
music to loud
I had to do it I didn't see anyone else do it yet
What’s the name oh that animu?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
you will pay for your sin
is your profile pic from the devil show? (boku no pico)
Vanerittt youre an idiot
love your vids keep em up
colore two loud, cant here text
HOW DID YOU READ THE SNAIL STORY.....?
5:32 "mini scrolls"
The snails... Good God... WHY AT SCHOOL?!
2:38 I had just stared eating cookies and drinking milk a few seconds before this...
Fuck.
It only makes me stronger like a white man with Ebola, gotta remember that one.
The mathtubater LMAO
I called that metal fan one
Christ that Ninja turtle one
Tmnt story will and forever be good
So. The anafranil story? It's actually possible. Spontaneous orgasms caused by yawning are a thing with anafranil
I'm a furry and that shit is funny as fuck
5:20 is the best story
What website or something is this
the MATHTURBATOR
the music is too loud
1:28 so there is where i got my dejavu
Is it bad that on the "metal fan" one, I didn't get it the first time, because I literally thought it was a metal fan and had to think about it?
The gremlin story tho
My sides are in orbit
">be me"
Always a convenient message by the author saying that their story should be skipped.
I wouldn't say that. Some of the best green texts I've read start with ">be me"
It was a convention started by retards at r/greentext/ when they ran out of content to recycle, whose creations usually lacked whatever made them funny in the first place. Now it's pretty pervasive with idiots trying hard to fit in while they craft le epic greentext story.
">be 17" for example is acceptable, as it provides context for the story. ">Be me" is simply a frivolous statement and only done because the underage author thinks that it's a tradition.
Ah. Now i get what you're saying.
madscientistshusta "all memers" cringe
the turtles one was nice.
Music is to loud
#RipFurfagGremlin
colbertposts are great lol
How hard was it to read the snailjob story?
if i sounded like i was laughing then it was mildly difficult
What a weeb, who actually names their files??
me. i name every single folder i have with names of hentai porn videos
Shellshock
The second one
Kek.jpg
4:50 I went to middle school with kid in pic I think.
Holy shit the part about anafranil is true lol
Creeps, what kind of student were you back in the day?
11:46 i want that drug.
Annotations : cleaver girl died jpeg
Im okay with this...
CP
C l u b P E N G U I N
4:30 lol
do you know about that fucking uhhhhhh greentext about a brother pranking his sister using a voice recording and giggling
Punished Creepswork thanks babe
4:05
PIZZA TIME
Tf is raygold?
Why would you read the shreckesq turtle tale? Why would you torture youself like that?
It's good we have outsider translators so that we normies don't get lynched if we go on 4chan to read and laugh retarededly at these threads
Snail time.
It’s Christmas time now
never gonna give, never gonna give, never gonna give you up
The one at 8:00 is lol
S N A I L S
3:59
Please tell me you people are kidding
MOAR
Oh jesus... Snailtime.mov
Gremlin is a masterpiece of a tale but...Wtf sometimes I think maybe abortion may be the best solution to solve the issue.