i really like the idea that somewhere in Montana there is this really confused wendigo like "Dude I swear that thing wasn't right!" "Well did you do the normal scare tactics?" "Yeah man and he pissed on my tracks, took a huge shit and started screaming about burnt bread!" "So kill him then" "Dude when I prentended to fall for his trap and noped screamed at him he just started a screeching autisticaly at me while babbling about bayonettes and something called a Somme, then when I backed off he started peeing at me!" "Lol bro so what do you do now?" "Keep a wide ass distance from that ranch is what, that thing isn't human" And thus begun the first creepypasta for wendigos, all due to autism.
I live in a reservation on montana, we have a name for wendigos/skinwalkers that is one letter from being offensive, Rigaroo(rig-ar-roo) from what i can tell it’s basically some kinda wolfman deer human hybrid or something
Man I don't care if this was real or fake, or if he was just tripping out on expired jerky and booze this was a hell of a story. Like god damn the pacing and atmosphere was great, the final conflict ended on a satisfying note and the mention of tribal elders not wanting anything to do with him adds that oh-so-needed bit of mystery afterwards. 10/10 story, would buy this man mead and listen to it near the fire. No homo.
I was thinking, this would make a great movie if some took time and did it right. It would be best to keep the fantasy/paranormal stuff under wraps until someone actually sees the movie. It would be one hell of a plot twist, again if done right. But knowing these people, they will summarize the entire story in the trailer.
@@tjlastname5192 Opens up with a low bassy drone, with short dialogue bits showing the initial contact and hiring between Anon and the ranch owner. Followed by beautiful drone shots of the landscape from overhead and of the two walking onto the ranch, then the boss leaving. Flashes of Anon fucking with snowmen, a quick take of the horses acting spooked (music stops entirely). Sees tracks and drag marks, cuts to horses really freaking out. Earthshaker Drums (audiomachine) plays and a shot of Anon bursting out of the snow screaming suddenly and then firing (close up on face). Ends with plain black background titlecard with "The Ranch" in white and a soft piano version of In the hall of the Mountain King playing.
I feel like your voice matches the part of a hardcore survivalist defending his territory perfectly Also 10/10 story expected it to just be a "owner comes back to crazy survivalist living on his property" not this level of bamboozlement
This is a man who went to to two with a full blown wendigo. You know, the thing they some whole councils of magic/medicine men to deal with, and he did with just a combination of urine, faces, a Soviet era rifle and autism, you're Goddanm right they want nothing to do with him.
This is by far one of the best if not the best stories I have ever heard. Comes really close to the Great Tard War but barely beat it. Great video and I will be downloading it before net neutrality officially dies.
This is the most legendary thing I have ever heard the pacing the story telling, one of the only books where I see myself in it and it's perfectly delineated I could imagine all the stuff in it it's fucking awesome.
I think having the mosin against that thing unlocked the full fury of the Red Army and when he roared the souls of the passed Red Army soldiers roared with him and that’s why the beast backed off
/k/ holds what is left of primitive fuck off or die men ignorant and defiant of gods, demons, or beasts even of legend. The very men that probably shaped a copper nugget into an arrowhead to kill a sabertooth tiger and use its body as caveman drip to get cave pussy from their more then likely relatives, spawning the degrency that is mankind. /x/ are what comes if you defy your better nature and go looking for dark things that are best left sleeping, the collective intelligence of mankind crackpots that when focused on any topic will shin a lot on every detail no matter how dark.
I’m listening to this late at night and when the part where he was confronting the animal it fucking started lighting and thundering for only a few moments. It hasn’t done that all night and hasn’t stated back up yet but it definitely added atmosphere to the story
I live in western Montana, he saw. . . .something we've seen but don't have a real name for, the fact he fought it makes him a native of this this state. Well done new Montanan.
The Mosin, the best god damn weapon second only to the M1 Garand. So good is the weapon that strikes fear into primordial legends of ancient tribes. The god damn creature stood no chance against the thunderous rifle. Such a great weapon that even the White Death used it as his own third limb. And the man which it is racked upon always is an entirely different force of nature. GOD I LOVE THESE GUNS!
Holy shit. Just holy shit. This is the best greentext reading I've ever heard, and I have fucking chills. The background music seemed to pair perfectly with everything and I was on the edge of my seat the whole time.
"Hey boss, I went toe-to-toe with some unspoken and forgotten creature, just wanted to let you know." "That's nice, anon, now about those VIPs coming over here next month..."
16:48 The music that says, "Run like hell for the nearest cave or building with a door that opens and closes for a loading screen if under level twenty and out of potions, above it? Nut up and be a hero (especially if you're in front of an Orcish stronghold and need some friends and weapons or an NPC you think is sexy, I know Aela the Huntress would...)." Also, great tale worthy of the Tard War and Timmy the Tard (those "tard" tales have me laughing my ass off and these tales got me through the severe medical issues that have put me out of work and dealing with tons of other shit, just like how "Skyrim" got me through the rough patch of working three thankless jobs back-to-back busing tables, as an actor at a theme park - the one job I enjoyed and wish I could still be doing -, and security around a bunch of assholes in the past few years out of college). Great stuff. :)
excuse me sir...... Why the fuck is this something that triggers a memory for me? Literally I remember some old ranch thing and I've seen a huge creature come out from the trees before...
Not gonna lie, a tear literally rolled down my cheek when Anon was having that epic faceoff with the demon/bigfoot thing and the Skyrim theme was playing.
Fucking love these stories. I mean, the one I watched before this was a yard story, so I didn't expect an epic only George R.R Martin could think of would be next. Brava, Anon.
That's it, I'm giving up my dream of being a rock/metal musician to turn this into a movie. Full, 2 hour long movie. I don't care if I'm not a guitarist afterwards, I'll be happy enough knowing the full world has been graced by this glory.
i can tell you from experience, script writing is a bitch and a half, plus you're gonna have to come up with a lot of filler to make _a full 2 hour long movie script_ have fun.
![[4chan] Military Roleplay: Viral Prison](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6vpfeFcWbuM/mqdefault.jpg)
![[4chan] /x/: The Charred Man](/img/n.gif)
The Chad /K/ommando versus the Virgin Skinwalker
i really like the idea that somewhere in Montana there is this really confused wendigo like
"Dude I swear that thing wasn't right!"
"Well did you do the normal scare tactics?"
"Yeah man and he pissed on my tracks, took a huge shit and started screaming about burnt bread!"
"So kill him then"
"Dude when I prentended to fall for his trap and noped screamed at him he just started a screeching autisticaly at me while babbling about bayonettes and something called a Somme, then when I backed off he started peeing at me!"
"Lol bro so what do you do now?"
"Keep a wide ass distance from that ranch is what, that thing isn't human"
And thus begun the first creepypasta for wendigos, all due to autism.
>started screaming about burnt bread!
OP: YE GODDAMN SUMBITCH, YER ASS MADE ME BURN MUH CORNBREAD
Commander Shepard as a southerner you don’t fuck with a mans cornbread, you’d be safer screwing his daughter
I am literally crying now.
I am literally crying now.
I live in a reservation on montana, we have a name for wendigos/skinwalkers that is one letter from being offensive, Rigaroo(rig-ar-roo) from what i can tell it’s basically some kinda wolfman deer human hybrid or something
Lions are the king of the jungle.
Anon is the king of the ranch.
Needless to say, the beast was stunned
R A M
R A N C H
Man I don't care if this was real or fake, or if he was just tripping out on expired jerky and booze this was a hell of a story. Like god damn the pacing and atmosphere was great, the final conflict ended on a satisfying note and the mention of tribal elders not wanting anything to do with him adds that oh-so-needed bit of mystery afterwards. 10/10 story, would buy this man mead and listen to it near the fire.
No homo.
Ngl I would go fullhomo.
Unclaimed Username Makes me wanna punch a bear in the face! Wooooo!
> tripping on expired jerky
That was the laughter of the day, thanks
Whoever wrote this should turn it into a book. I'd certainly buy it.
Least he has writing skills and imagination to come up with this shit!
Turn it into a game
First write the book and then turn it into a game
only if *Punished Creepswork narrated* it
Nah i'd say make it a movie. Not a professionally directed Hollywood movie, but a made for tv scifi channel original movie.
This is more exciting than any of the movies ive seen recently
2lava2lantula and birdemic were pretty intense, but this overtakes those by a landslide
Damn that’s right, you know a good story when the whole universe comes alive in you mind when you hear it.
Yeah, I caught myself fucking clenching up and reading ahead lmao
I was thinking, this would make a great movie if some took time and did it right. It would be best to keep the fantasy/paranormal stuff under wraps until someone actually sees the movie. It would be one hell of a plot twist, again if done right. But knowing these people, they will summarize the entire story in the trailer.
@@tjlastname5192 Opens up with a low bassy drone, with short dialogue bits showing the initial contact and hiring between Anon and the ranch owner. Followed by beautiful drone shots of the landscape from overhead and of the two walking onto the ranch, then the boss leaving.
Flashes of Anon fucking with snowmen, a quick take of the horses acting spooked (music stops entirely). Sees tracks and drag marks, cuts to horses really freaking out.
Earthshaker Drums (audiomachine) plays and a shot of Anon bursting out of the snow screaming suddenly and then firing (close up on face).
Ends with plain black background titlecard with "The Ranch" in white and a soft piano version of In the hall of the Mountain King playing.
I feel like your voice matches the part of a hardcore survivalist defending his territory perfectly
Also 10/10 story expected it to just be a "owner comes back to crazy survivalist living on his property" not this level of bamboozlement
Fuuuucckking A bro lmaoo
2:15 I like how he just breezes over the fucking skinwalkers like it's no big deal
Who cares about a bunch of drunk native americans?
Yeah... drunks sure are violent, but I wouldn't call them scary.
TheNeonGuy l Road to 100 subs must be a real small town
Must be from Jersey there everywhere around here
Not that scary just give me a pint of ail and a pair of gloves and i can handle my self.
The Virgin “scream and run away” VS The Chad “Dig in and Defend”
"The Jersey Devil takes a vacation in Montana to fuck with OP"
Poetic Abomination nah if that was the Jersey Devil he would have done flybys on the barn every night
This was one of my favorite greentexts. Shadilay's "narration" was okay but your sultry voice narrating it is amazing
B-Brother?
Is it really you? After all this time?
Imagine Brendaniel or A Guy with A Voice narrating this
if tribe elders don't want to tell about it you know it is something important
lol guy they don’t want to talk to him because he even scares them
This is a man who went to to two with a full blown wendigo. You know, the thing they some whole councils of magic/medicine men to deal with, and he did with just a combination of urine, faces, a Soviet era rifle and autism, you're Goddanm right they want nothing to do with him.
"This was a Force of Nature, and I was going to stand against it?"
*"Damn right I was."*
The single most badass line I've ever heard.
Anon vs satan
Blut Anon would all ways win
*Chupacabra
Daniel S *wendigo actually.
I'm guessing you haven't the slightest clue of what a chupacabra is, that or you're trolling
Goatman
Tl;Dr
Anon becomes the newest Monster Hunter protagonist
Putting in "dragonborn" really added a lot to it, great work man and glad to have you back!
DOVAH KIIN DOVAHKIIN VAVA SINCOS VA HEEEEEEYA
This is secretly a promotion for the new Elder Scrolls Game
I think that was possibly the best green text I've ever seen.
God bless the Mosin. Best rifle for making something dead AF for under 300.
>Under 300
A relic... A relic from a bygone Era...
@@skypentraico4322 The pain is real
@@Roperfield it hurts
This is by far one of the best if not the best stories I have ever heard. Comes really close to the Great Tard War but barely beat it. Great video and I will be downloading it before net neutrality officially dies.
/k/ a wonderful place. I always love these /k/ stories, especially regarding skinwalkers and primitive instincts.
/k/'s response to /x/'s creepypastas
Jesus christ man the new Monster Hunter sounds amazing
Can't wait to hunt this. Wonder if it's a Fanged Beast or Fanged Wyvern?
Dullahan2 it's the Jersey devil
Probably fanged beast, but it could possibly be a fanged wyvern
It’s mammalian so it’s definitely a beast
Mogherfuckin skinsalker
A new Arzuros deviant
This is the most legendary thing I have ever heard the pacing the story telling, one of the only books where I see myself in it and it's perfectly delineated I could imagine all the stuff in it it's fucking awesome.
so... what was it?
"tribal elders wouldnt want anything to do with me"
i need to know what it is man
Probably a goatman or windego. Possibly a skinwalker
Goat man
thanks
Probably akin to a minotaur and a goatman/ animal hybrid.
It was a Capra Demon from Dark Souls.
The Simo Hayha of 4chan
DRAMA ALERT NATION It's Häyhä not hayha
And I said,
*HÄÄÄÄYHÄÄÄÄÄYÄÄÄÄÄY*
*I SAID HÄY, WHAT’S GOING ON!*
I think having the mosin against that thing unlocked the full fury of the Red Army and when he roared the souls of the passed Red Army soldiers roared with him and that’s why the beast backed off
One last URRRAAAAAAAA
a modern masterpiece
/k/ meets /x/, nice
Im walk home
I've always loved the crossovers between those 2.
/k/ holds what is left of primitive fuck off or die men ignorant and defiant of gods, demons, or beasts even of legend. The very men that probably shaped a copper nugget into an arrowhead to kill a sabertooth tiger and use its body as caveman drip to get cave pussy from their more then likely relatives, spawning the degrency that is mankind.
/x/ are what comes if you defy your better nature and go looking for dark things that are best left sleeping, the collective intelligence of mankind crackpots that when focused on any topic will shin a lot on every detail no matter how dark.
@@nothuman3083
/X/: No you can't just come into our territory and try to wreck shit. This is our domain!!!
/K/: Haha huntin' rifle go pop pop
Scott Bruckner
/x/ makes the legends,
/k/ 360 trickshots them with a springfield and a bowie knife
That's was the best greentext story I have ever heard
PMC anon, Lord of the Milfs, Hackman, and The Ranch have to be my favorites.
ALRIGHT LADS, FIX BAYONETS *5 second pause* *whistle blows* CHARGEEEEEE
CYKA BLYAT COMMERAD!
>Starts off with Heretic, Hero
Aww mate dis gunna be gud
Welcome back, Creeps.
I’m listening to this late at night and when the part where he was confronting the animal it fucking started lighting and thundering for only a few moments. It hasn’t done that all night and hasn’t stated back up yet but it definitely added atmosphere to the story
I live in western Montana, he saw. . . .something we've seen but don't have a real name for, the fact he fought it makes him a native of this this state. Well done new Montanan.
Ah I see the sacrifice has summoned you once again. I will have to tell the familys it was for good reasons.
Not the cornbread, that monster
The Mosin, the best god damn weapon second only to the M1 Garand. So good is the weapon that strikes fear into primordial legends of ancient tribes. The god damn creature stood no chance against the thunderous rifle. Such a great weapon that even the White Death used it as his own third limb. And the man which it is racked upon always is an entirely different force of nature. GOD I LOVE THESE GUNS!
I love when you do these readings, like that one crazy scary one about the trapped rancher, with an enormous beast keeping him as a "pet"
good few years late to ask but got a link to that story or a name?
@@JohnPartin515 the story is “the thing that stalks the fields”
Reminiscent of Robert E Howard's Conan stories. Well done.
RC15O5 WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?!!
Dammit, I thought that I accidentally turned Skyrim on again.
Holy shit. Just holy shit. This is the best greentext reading I've ever heard, and I have fucking chills. The background music seemed to pair perfectly with everything and I was on the edge of my seat the whole time.
The best part is that the author has woven in a Mosin-Nagant into this.
He weaved a meme into it.
13:30 The creature just offered tribute, like cats with mice. That wasn’t an act of war, but of sub ordinance.
"Hey boss, I went toe-to-toe with some unspoken and forgotten creature, just wanted to let you know."
"That's nice, anon, now about those VIPs coming over here next month..."
This story kinda reminds me of My Side of the Mountain. That book is amazing.
Moar /k/ greentexts pls!
*/k/+/x/
18 naked cowboys at ram ranch
Mosin= Moe-Zin
= i don't care
step your gun game up, skrub, it keeps ruining the immersion. you don't have to be a /k/ommando to know basic shit, m8.
moist nugget
This also bugged me, each time he said it wrong.
Satan Xarxes /k/ would have a field day
I expected an almighty bamboozle
/x/: holy shit a wendigo
/k/:free fur coat
mountain man's workshop!?!? that's AMAZING
Yo plz re-upload sibling rivalry that shit is funny af
Alright thanks why did ur channel get taken down anyway
muh hate speech
"hate speech"
aka
"we don't like your fact-based opinions so we're shutting you down"
Punished Creepswork glad ur channels is back
Grim king h
I'm ready to see this in the theaters
16:48 The music that says, "Run like hell for the nearest cave or building with a door that opens and closes for a loading screen if under level twenty and out of potions, above it? Nut up and be a hero (especially if you're in front of an Orcish stronghold and need some friends and weapons or an NPC you think is sexy, I know Aela the Huntress would...)." Also, great tale worthy of the Tard War and Timmy the Tard (those "tard" tales have me laughing my ass off and these tales got me through the severe medical issues that have put me out of work and dealing with tons of other shit, just like how "Skyrim" got me through the rough patch of working three thankless jobs back-to-back busing tables, as an actor at a theme park - the one job I enjoyed and wish I could still be doing -, and security around a bunch of assholes in the past few years out of college). Great stuff. :)
For those of you who don't know,by 91/30
He means a mosin nagant with a scope on it
nah 91/30 is just the standard russian variant during ww2, with or without scope
Knechtor correct. 91 = 1891, year it was first designed and 30 = 1930, year they refitted them & re-bored alot of them U
91/30 PU is the scoped variant.
Swag Potato I use that gun in Garry's Mod PVP a lot.
Haha looks like you don't know either
welcome back dum-dum
Really enjoy your voice and hearing these longer videos. You could do audio books, very good stuff!
Whoever wrote this should start a career as an author, this is literally one of the best told stories I’ve ever heard
so happy you're back on here, hopefully you don't get jewed again.
Love this video,also loved the bit were you put the Skyrim theme
holy shit this dude fought an army of snow fascists and Satan,what a boss.
This is probably my favourite greentext, used a shorter cut of it for a high school English piece and it got me a B so pretty epic
Comfy as fuck
「Bootymancer」 noice profile pic
oh my god!
Horry shiiiit
oh no!
This is my favorite greentext of all time even still
Same here. Great to listen to!
excuse me sir...... Why the fuck is this something that triggers a memory for me? Literally I remember some old ranch thing and I've seen a huge creature come out from the trees before...
hey OP
Hey dude, got a question
I like to relisten to this every now an then
Loved the Skyrim music
Well, that settles it, this is my favorite long format greentext of all time. The music was just so perfect.
Better make a movie from this
Not gonna lie, a tear literally rolled down my cheek when Anon was having that epic faceoff with the demon/bigfoot thing and the Skyrim theme was playing.
Generally have me chills
This has inspired me. I’m going to become an autistic winter madman
as a farmer this does happen when you take too much peyote sometimes
Never fuck with a /k/ommando cosplaying as Simo this stands for any living creature
That music from Halo brought back so many memories... Wow. Unexpected nostalgia.
this story inspired me to purchase a mosin
i fucking love my mosin
This story, your narration, and the music you used can be described as legendary
we need more of these kinds of stories outta your channel
When he confronted the skinwalker it was fucking amazing
The Plague doctor "gtfo my ranch asshole"
Skinwalker: "k you win I'm out"
We need more stories just like this
Please start re-uploading the old, or at least crow war, that was the fucking best.
Punished Creepswork ok, I just prefer to support the you when watching such gold, keep making good shit my dude.
This man could be a screenwriter. make this a movie, please
This is the best story ever
I do believe that was the most epic narration I have ever heard. It was like a movie playing in my head.
Fucking "Walk in the Woods" from halo LOL
This.... this is a masterpiece!
Fucking love these stories. I mean, the one I watched before this was a yard story, so I didn't expect an epic only George R.R Martin could think of would be next. Brava, Anon.
this story isn't scary, Its just badass.
Probably the best greentext out there
OP literally took on a damn skinwalker. god damn the BALLS HOW HEAVY!
yoooo. you browse /k/. good stuff in that thread.
no actually i don't that much.
this was sent to me.
Out of all the stories you read creepswork this is the best one in my opinion
Love the choice of music in these videos
I literally lost track of where this story went.
you keep calling a mo-sin a mossin. just saying
probably the best one I've seen so far
That's it, I'm giving up my dream of being a rock/metal musician to turn this into a movie. Full, 2 hour long movie. I don't care if I'm not a guitarist afterwards, I'll be happy enough knowing the full world has been graced by this glory.
big words boy.
best not puss out.
@@PunishedCreepswork4 already planning a script over discord. It may take a while, but should be able to get it at some point.
i can tell you from experience, script writing is a bitch and a half, plus you're gonna have to come up with a lot of filler to make _a full 2 hour long movie script_
have fun.
@@PunishedCreepswork4 I'll try to have fun lol
@@josephsmith8087 any update
Let’s be honest, this isn’t the first time you’re here.
This is the best channel I’ve ever found
this is my literal favorite greentext
10:38
inb4 wendigo/skinwalker
Holy fuck this could be a Fucking movie!