The MOST Progressive And Pretentious Dialogue In Gaming!!! (Dragon Age The Veilguard Compilation)

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  • @Kris.G
    @Kris.G 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1219

    "Here... vegetables... So... I'm non-binary"
    Superb writing!

    • @joethealternativegamer3935
      @joethealternativegamer3935  22 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      @@Kris.G best in the business!

    • @wampyrelli
      @wampyrelli 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      Maybe Tash was pissed that their mom made them cook because it's supposed to be feminine according to the writer. Which provoked them to put an end to it? That's the only meaningful explanation I can think of...

    • @dannymachine5564
      @dannymachine5564 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

      ​@@wampyrelli Bro if that true the writer of this game is a genius, the writer think cooking is just for women although it is basic skill everyone should have

    • @Rinzler555
      @Rinzler555 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      ​@@wampyrelli wtf who cares

    • @Shimospeher
      @Shimospeher 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      xDDDD So you basically had something that look like a half demon which start talk with her mother by saying "i'm nonbinary"? Damn, I miss I not talk with my players as NPC when I was a game master before.
      And her mother sound very reasonable and ask good questions, propably something you should expect from well manered demon looking thing. But all fall the moment when she start to talk some crap, more I expected some "kill for Khorne and not talk some bullcrap".

  • @tonymacintosh3744
    @tonymacintosh3744 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +496

    this isn't dragon age, it identifies as dragon age ......

    • @Toni_560
      @Toni_560 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's "drag on age" the pride guard

    • @joethealternativegamer3935
      @joethealternativegamer3935  20 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      @@tonymacintosh3744 truth!

    • @binho2224
      @binho2224 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Without the Dragon Age in the name, it would be completely forgettable.

    • @Geffi01
      @Geffi01 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Haha the irony 😂
      Brilliant comment.

    • @georgeray1906
      @georgeray1906 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Correction it's wearing the skin of Dragon Age.

  • @aaronalbertson8670
    @aaronalbertson8670 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1194

    Its unbelievably realistic how the non binary character gets angry at shit for no reason, lol

    • @Duuuuuuudeeee
      @Duuuuuuudeeee 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +180

      Signs of mental instability

    • @Agent789_0
      @Agent789_0 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

      @@Duuuuuuudeeee Says a lot doesn't it.

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      Bioware secretly Basedware?

    • @bvowels
      @bvowels 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      @@Flesh_Wizard Not the game we wanted, but portrays people accurately?

    • @ThePopo543
      @ThePopo543 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

      Also the most annoying one, makes everything about themselves, and is basically the textbook definition of a Mary-Sue.

  • @tangroro
    @tangroro 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +493

    I feel bad for the mother, she was very reasonable

    • @nappyk96
      @nappyk96 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +92

      Yeah, the irrational anger is very realistic from my experience. I used to work with a non binary person, and she would get offended whenever someone referred to her as "she" or "her" even though biologically it was pretty obvious were female.

    • @leehalloway8787
      @leehalloway8787 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +69

      The mom was just trying to figure out what was going on. She asked some questions but she was yelled at for not immediately accepting what she didn't understand.

    • @lexfrenchy8159
      @lexfrenchy8159 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +52

      You can feel this is someone's trauma dump here. That person should go to therapy instead of exposing their mommy issues to the world.

    • @gamblernohero5982
      @gamblernohero5982 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      I wished I had Tash mother, mine wasn't even close if we're talking about reasonable people, but I guess this self-inserted character was meant to be sth else, as we should be on her side in this rather than support her mother.

  • @Mick2K
    @Mick2K 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +708

    I think I see a pattern of which character is the most annoying in this game.

    • @joethealternativegamer3935
      @joethealternativegamer3935  22 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

      @@Mick2K yea I’m starting to piece it together too!

    • @jackvancekirkland
      @jackvancekirkland 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +57

      The asian elf is really bad too.

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      ​@@jackvancekirklandshe looks like she's about to report me to HR

    • @SystemCrasher113
      @SystemCrasher113 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Yeah all the so called Female characters and that other thing

    • @steeefan4659
      @steeefan4659 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@SystemCrasher113 😂😂

  • @Ruenvale
    @Ruenvale 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +471

    "So... I'm nonbinary." 10/10 GOTY STUNNING AND BRAVE YAAAAS

    • @joethealternativegamer3935
      @joethealternativegamer3935  21 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      @@Ruenvale 11/10

    • @vbgfrnc
      @vbgfrnc 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Time to find the IQ ive lost watching this video

    • @MrDakold
      @MrDakold 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      YAAAS QUUUUEEEN

    • @Dion06
      @Dion06 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@MrDakold queen is feminine you stupid, she literally said they're not that. Just say something humble like: "YAAAS THY MAJESTY"

  • @Unconcerned_Orange
    @Unconcerned_Orange 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +335

    you just KNOW that this is a self-insert.
    Omg i cringed so hard i almost threw up

    • @joethealternativegamer3935
      @joethealternativegamer3935  22 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      @@Unconcerned_Orange it’s gotta be!

    • @Alexdeadman00
      @Alexdeadman00 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      Have a look at who directed. It most definitely is a self insert.

    • @donglegs
      @donglegs 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@Alexdeadman00 What, she got an actual writer to write a self insert for her?

    • @donglegs
      @donglegs 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Alexdeadman00 Why are they non-binary then?

    • @MrDezokokotar
      @MrDezokokotar 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      @@Alexdeadman00 The writer for this character is someone else, someone non-binary. So yes, its a self-insert.

  • @JonDoe..
    @JonDoe.. 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +358

    I love when developers inject their mental illnesses and insecurities into a fantasy game. 10/10, greatest video game of all time.

    • @joethealternativegamer3935
      @joethealternativegamer3935  19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@JonDoe.. it makes for the best stories! lol

    • @jonmiller308
      @jonmiller308 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      at least she got muscles. the best part of the male gender at least. cant wait to see her in last of us 3

    • @jonmiller308
      @jonmiller308 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      i mean they

    • @LonelyDaniel0106
      @LonelyDaniel0106 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      it's their fantasy

  • @iwantobeliev9633
    @iwantobeliev9633 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +281

    Insert Peter Griffin "who starts a conversation like that?"

    • @joethealternativegamer3935
      @joethealternativegamer3935  19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@iwantobeliev9633 hahahaha

    • @binho2224
      @binho2224 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      You know something is terribly wrong when you totally agree with Peter without a second thought!

  • @nagaimmortal5658
    @nagaimmortal5658 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +99

    The funny thing is that such "dialogs" provoke even more hatred and harm rather than help.... Forcibly imposing something only breeds more resistance.

  • @demzus
    @demzus 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +195

    There's no option to sacrifice this character to a random cult?

    • @frisby7143
      @frisby7143 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      Oh do I wish there was

    • @joethealternativegamer3935
      @joethealternativegamer3935  19 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      @@demzus there’s no choice!

    • @_Just_John
      @_Just_John 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      There are no choices in modern RPGs.

    • @mandrews6282
      @mandrews6282 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      I saw someone post a vid showing that if you don’t have a strong enough bond with her and choose her to go defend something at one point she legit gets one tap dumpstered by some huge burly man in one of the climax battles.

    • @t.isurvivalist7537
      @t.isurvivalist7537 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      That already happened.

  • @BerryBabaBear
    @BerryBabaBear 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +46

    Veilguard writers: "chat gpt, make me a diverse modern medieval story"
    😂

  • @Longknife
    @Longknife 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +167

    1:08 "Evataash, shokra toh ebra."
    I choose believe this translates to "daughter, shut the fuck up."

    • @shinjivizard12
      @shinjivizard12 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Same 😂

    • @ptitty123192
      @ptitty123192 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      It actually means "Through struggle, we find purpose." Sten explains that in some of his hidden dialogue in Origins.
      So this interaction spits in the proverbial face of the interesting complexities of the Qunari because Weekes (the writer of Taash and the guy bastardized the Qunari in Inquisition), Busch (the trans queerosexual gendermancer that was put charge of Veilguard), and the voice actress of Taash (who not-so coincidentally identifies as non-binary) had to make this a vehicle for their collective trauma dump

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It does sound like that. Lol

  • @chriskoschik391
    @chriskoschik391 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +324

    I was about to convince my wife to play this today because she spent 70$ on it, but holy shit, I think we will do a refund and do a 4th run of BG3 with her instead lol

    • @chairkun9139
      @chairkun9139 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      Yes do please, veilguard is too bad

    • @chriskoschik391
      @chriskoschik391 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      @ yeah! I figured the DEI stuff might be funny to watch, but this is downright insufferable

    • @joethealternativegamer3935
      @joethealternativegamer3935  22 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      @@chriskoschik391 refund! Play origins!

    • @BloodDracolich
      @BloodDracolich 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      To be clear, BG3 is also very much woke, but they are far less on the nose about it.

    • @maryapple7108
      @maryapple7108 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      ​@@BloodDracolich Agreed. The fact that you can put a penis on your female character and a vagina on your male one and use they/them pronouns is 🤮. But at least it's just kept to that and they focus on story and character development first and foremost.

  • @makisky4495
    @makisky4495 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +150

    Never touching this shit. Youve played yourself for the last time bioware

    • @joethealternativegamer3935
      @joethealternativegamer3935  22 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@makisky4495 I’m altering the deal!

    • @Sekir80
      @Sekir80 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@joethealternativegamer3935 Pray I don't alter it further.

  • @Dinosaurman34
    @Dinosaurman34 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +101

    To think that Dragonage 2, as flawed as it is, represented the Qunari perfectly and had the best designs.
    Now it’s just a frigate wide forehead with horns.

    • @joethealternativegamer3935
      @joethealternativegamer3935  21 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      @@Dinosaurman34 yea that had issues but still a solid game!

    • @xFlareLeon
      @xFlareLeon 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Only DA game I ever played and I definitely think it's leagues above this.

  • @liveyourdreammedia
    @liveyourdreammedia 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +296

    Who approved this, thinking it will legitimately help them sell more games. This is ridiculous. Ruining games to pander to a fraction of the population. They deserve everything they get from this.

    • @liveyourdreammedia
      @liveyourdreammedia 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Also not only non binary, but also a sexual predator which seems to be totally fine in the game world

    • @joethealternativegamer3935
      @joethealternativegamer3935  22 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      @@liveyourdreammedia captain DEI did it

    • @liveyourdreammedia
      @liveyourdreammedia 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@joethealternativegamer3935 he clearly didn't learn from captain hindsight 😂

    • @RhiMorningstar17
      @RhiMorningstar17 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      What's even more hilarious is that this fraction of people won't play this game

    • @KiffJRockka
      @KiffJRockka 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      yeah, Trump & Musk will fix the issue very fast, I hope these companies dissappear

  • @missininaction3680
    @missininaction3680 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +65

    Qunaris...known for their kindness and tolerance lmao

  • @bimse420
    @bimse420 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +102

    ''You smell good. Really good [GROWLS]'' HR HR EW WTF-

    • @joethealternativegamer3935
      @joethealternativegamer3935  19 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      @@bimse420 I did the same thing to get my wife lol

    • @TheMysteriouswatcher
      @TheMysteriouswatcher 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      So when Bull says the same thing in Inquisition it's fine but Taash saying it in this game it's suddenly not?

    • @joethealternativegamer3935
      @joethealternativegamer3935  12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @ Execution and less annoying in inquisition

    • @TheMysteriouswatcher
      @TheMysteriouswatcher 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@joethealternativegamer3935 No, you dislike it because the character saying it happens to be something you don't think should exist

    • @joethealternativegamer3935
      @joethealternativegamer3935  11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@TheMysteriouswatcher it’s about the execution!

  • @zoeian6817
    @zoeian6817 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +57

    Vegan mother with non-binary child, that why the father wasn’t around or they don’t know who is the father. Actually it’s pretty realistic.

    • @michaelmurphy519
      @michaelmurphy519 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Liberals pedos shouldnt have children blue hair demons i swear woman☕️

  • @BigGator5
    @BigGator5 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +323

    "I'm nonbinary."
    "What does that mean?"
    That she's not a computer? I honestly don't know either.

    • @liveyourdreammedia
      @liveyourdreammedia 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

      Does not compute 😂

    • @Macheako
      @Macheako 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      “I’m anal log” 🪵 😂

    • @enigmalex3649
      @enigmalex3649 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      @@liveyourdreammedia Yep,brain does not compute how it should lol

    • @joethealternativegamer3935
      @joethealternativegamer3935  22 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      @@BigGator5 🤣🤣🤣

    • @noblewolfe891
      @noblewolfe891 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      I'm actually glad you brought this up.
      Because Binary as a word was created in the 1440s. Then gained new definitions over the years, like 1970s and 1990s. Just look at the year differences between the 1440s and 1970-1990s.
      Dragon age was medieval. Words like binary probably never existed. But it rootly means 'Two of Two'
      They could have just gone with the Qun word, as spoken in the initial outburst of none acceptance. Qunari have been drilled over this and it's been seen that Tal-Vashoth still show sone respect for their upbringing. Mind you Tal-Vashoth are Undesirables in the Qunari culture. It also guess to say while they do accept members of the Qun who identify as... different? They also barely tolerate them. The Qunari live for the collective- not the individual. Tash being who she is, it's whybthey hate other cultures.
      The Qunari have also been shown to have the right responses through each game's crisis: The Blight in Origins. The Mage problem in DA2. The state of Thedas in Inquisition. Draconian. But they deal with the issue front and center.

  • @guangdali1762
    @guangdali1762 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +204

    What's weird in alll of this scene too is: remove the cosplay and the cosmetics, and this scene is 2024 in a kitchen.
    Just looks so surrreal to see this in a fantasy game. The disposition, the 'dining room' it reeks of 21st centurism.

    • @joethealternativegamer3935
      @joethealternativegamer3935  22 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      @@guangdali1762 not my kitchen lol

    • @inverselysuspicious
      @inverselysuspicious 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      To be fair this is intentional. Minrathous, the Imperium, and many areas in Northern Thedas in lore are said to be more technologically advanced than southern Thedas (where we spend the majority of the previous three games).
      But to see this game use terminology no different than modern slang to promote self-destructive behavior is pretty cringe.

    • @sebastijanglozinic8630
      @sebastijanglozinic8630 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      More like a Disney movie.

  • @vinniecorleone62
    @vinniecorleone62 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +72

    At it's core, it's a vacuous & pretentious game with no soul. How anyone can get immersed in a empty calorie experience is completely beyond me. This is the poor foundation of most AAA games today, not just a waste of money, but of time itself, life is too short for this trite trash.

  • @kclink1579
    @kclink1579 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +121

    Just because a game is progressive doesn't mean it's automatically good and we have to support it.

    • @joethealternativegamer3935
      @joethealternativegamer3935  22 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@kclink1579 bingo!

    • @lastnamefirstname850
      @lastnamefirstname850 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Just because the game is progressive does mean it's automatically bad and we shouldn't support it. FIFY

    • @stellviahohenheim
      @stellviahohenheim 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

      This is progress? Turning mental issues into a personality trait?

    • @danieldimov8625
      @danieldimov8625 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      ​​​​@@lastnamefirstname850Dunno about that, though in this case, it's objectively bad for sure. Celeste was progressive too and it's a great game, though that game used it's progressive elements tactfully, and this one has the subtlety of a brick coming through your window.

    • @sziszyke
      @sziszyke 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      This is not progressive, it's regressing into the stereotypical male/female roles as this non-binary/transgender ideology is based in gender stereotypes. "If I like both the color pink and blue I must be non-binary. If I 'm a boy and like pink, I must be a girl." Of course this is not just about color, but so much more, but I just tried to explain it as simple as I could.

  • @Alucard9692010
    @Alucard9692010 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +92

    the cringe is killing me.... it makes my skin crawl.

  • @DoodsUnited
    @DoodsUnited 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +113

    "Non binary" should never be uttered in a fantasy rpg, even in real life it's forced and insane

    • @juice6521
      @juice6521 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      Fantasy has always mirrored modern-day politics, but you have to do it in a way that feels natural to that universe. Characters can't just start saying modern terminology like "non-binary" or "queer". You can just make up new words and mean the exact same thing so it feels less jarring. It's like somebody in a fantasy setting "rizz" or "eco-friendly", it just sounds weird for them to be using such recent and modern language.

    • @DoodsUnited
      @DoodsUnited 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I never played DA games but I think someone said that fitting terminology already existed, if true it would be doubly awful if they just ignored that because they are completely unable to paraphrase modern issues into a fantasy setting

    • @acherontiaatropos6048
      @acherontiaatropos6048 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      @@juice6521 Non-binary is just "I don't want to be associated with my gender because I'm not like the other girls/guys". Literally everyone is unique in their own ways. It's a label that applies to everyone who wants to be annoying enough to use it. Any new fantasy terminology for it would be equally annoying.
      Good fantasy doesn't make itself dated with modern politics like this.

    • @NastyStankyChicken
      @NastyStankyChicken 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@juice6521 A fictional fantasy universe usually set in medieval times specifically European setting, you think should use non-binary like buzz words?

    • @juice6521
      @juice6521 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@acherontiaatropos6048 Do you genuinely think people won't be using the term non-binary in 20 years?

  • @janeshepard9549
    @janeshepard9549 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +97

    Is that thing even properly listening to their mother?

  • @nunuonroad9969
    @nunuonroad9969 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

    Why is the music at the dinner table sound like the end of the world 💀

    • @Ruleck2
      @Ruleck2 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Maybe ITS because the funeral song for BioWare? 🤔

    • @thefamilyguy5693
      @thefamilyguy5693 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Because someone was disagreeing with a rainbow hair.

    • @joethealternativegamer3935
      @joethealternativegamer3935  19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@nunuonroad9969 because her reality is unfolding

  • @CozyCoffeeLofi
    @CozyCoffeeLofi 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    This seems to be the most disliked character in Veilguard. 😂

  • @kac7857
    @kac7857 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +56

    Strangely enough, its not the non-buynary thing that bothers me the most. I do lack the context from the game as I haven't played it, and I am less likely to do so each day, but I need to talk about this. Taash's mother talks a lot about Qun like she still believes in it. But under the Qun, Qunari DO NOT KNOW THEIR PARENTS. The very concept of a family unit deos not exist under the Qun. So maybe her mother left the Qun when she was pregnant, but then why does she holds so close to the tenants of this religion if she so openly defied it. So by that logic both, Taash and the mother are Taal'vashoth, so I find it extremely hard to imagine Qunari peacefully interacting with someone like that. I know that Qunari have a peaceful settlement in Rivain, but they are known to not take kindly to Qunari violating their laws, let alone leave the Qun.
    Quanri have always been to me the most interesting thing about the whole setting, so it bothers me like a pebble in my shoe.

    • @TheJadedJames
      @TheJadedJames 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      The Qun also have their own in-universe terminology. One of Iron Bull’s squad was trans in DA: Inquisition and that was already a concept the lore recognized 10 years ago

    • @manaofonyx7550
      @manaofonyx7550 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Yeah, the Qun are raised by a class of people who exist just for that. They don't bare the children, but they raise them. That are also fine with trans. One of them was in Iron Bull's merc band. There was no need for the ret-con to focus on this. They already did that will the trans man in Inquisition. This is just confusing lore mangling.

    • @TheJadedJames
      @TheJadedJames 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      @@manaofonyx7550 A writer a BioWare wanted to do a 100% contemporary storyline about a character being NB. But that’s going to completely pull people out of the universe regardless of their political opinions because now fantasy characters are talking like 2024 college kids. It’s totally possible to address LGBT subject matter in a fantasy setting while keeping the writing non-immersion breaking.
      Game of Thrones can have gay characters like Loras and Laenor, but Martin doesn’t date the story by having characters get into contemporary sounding gay marriage debates.

    • @manaofonyx7550
      @manaofonyx7550 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @@TheJadedJames Well, that writer is a fool. A ret-con for your agenda doesn't sell product or keep you employed. I've seen perfectly good LGBT stories within Dragon Age already. This was unnecessary when they have shown that they CAN do it well. One of the reason I love Bioware games is that they had gay romances before anyone else and they didn't care who complained. I'm a lesbian and that meant a lot to me. It still only mattered if the games were fun and the stories fit. This seems so out of place.

    • @RadiganMonke
      @RadiganMonke 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@manaofonyx7550 DAI was a retcon, the Qunari heavily disavow people who try to escape their fate and be something they are not. A qunari tr00n (which wouldn't exist since it's a modern invention 😂) would be in the same tier as a mage or anyone that goes agasint the Qun

  • @theintroverse1905
    @theintroverse1905 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    Holy shit this feels like a parody. Is this real?

  • @ravíloB_o_É
    @ravíloB_o_É 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    I remember how much Origins helped me with my English as a non-native.
    Now, well... Now we have *THIS*. 21st century first world country teenage-sounding Qunaris.

  • @BM03
    @BM03 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

    I think the mother is supposed to be that stern parent that doesn't show affection but turns out they deeply loved their kid all along, but instead I see a scene of a parent taking it calmly, asking them to explain and even trying to understand by drawing parallels to what they know (whatever the fuck an aqun-athlok is) and she lashed out like she was measuring her up against someone or finding her wanting. The child is the one, literally, telling their parent to do better, when they are the only one trying.
    Man I hope the player has a choice of saying "What the fuck, Taash? What's wrong with you?" during the scene.

    • @joethealternativegamer3935
      @joethealternativegamer3935  19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@BM03 choice would be nice

    • @afilthyweeb8684
      @afilthyweeb8684 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      you get 4 different ways of support taash

    • @georgeray1906
      @georgeray1906 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I believe aqun-athlok means to be born as one gender but lives as another which basically means Shathann thinks Taash is transgendered.

    • @BM03
      @BM03 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@georgeray1906 So you mean she wasn't just trying, she was even close to the mark. Honestly I thought that to drive the point home of being "misunderstood" it would be something like "twisted soul" or "just confused" to make it look like the mother was old fashioned or lacking empathy.
      Truly this character doesn't get better the more I find out. Amazing.

  • @cappn_ronaldo
    @cappn_ronaldo 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    Idk if it's the VA or the direction of the voice for taash but man its just hard to listen to...the growling and the trying to sound masculine just comes off so....forced i guess and incredibly Unnatural.

  • @hansofaxalia
    @hansofaxalia 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Origins Qunari: “my mental conditioning made me slaughter a family, it still haunts me”
    Veilguard Qunari: “I am da dragon king”

  • @leschaussettesmasquees9959
    @leschaussettesmasquees9959 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +98

    its not a game anymore, its a propaganda

    • @joethealternativegamer3935
      @joethealternativegamer3935  22 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@leschaussettesmasquees9959 yes!

    • @neiluzbranred2102
      @neiluzbranred2102 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @joethealternativegamer3935 its just sad that every games nowadays either do this sort of thing or they get bashed for being bigots, but at the end, it's the gamer that will choose 😎

    • @jamespaul6315
      @jamespaul6315 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I mean is it going to make you suddenly turn gay or non binary then?

    • @donglegs
      @donglegs 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The best propaganda would be in the shape of a game with excellent writing.

    • @Sekir80
      @Sekir80 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@donglegs Yes, this game's writing lacks a lot, especially subtlety.

  • @Jay3up
    @Jay3up 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    It’s hilarious how this scene is supposed to make you sympathetic to taash yet all it did was make me feel bad for her mom

  • @jakobsongam1
    @jakobsongam1 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    This is one of those games that isn't even worth pirating

  • @aaronalbertson8670
    @aaronalbertson8670 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    Why do they all sound like they live in LA?

    • @joethealternativegamer3935
      @joethealternativegamer3935  19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@aaronalbertson8670 that’s where dragon age takes place

    • @gtmo55mack20
      @gtmo55mack20 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@joethealternativegamer3935in hell lol

  • @YouTookMyAccountName
    @YouTookMyAccountName 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    The final boss of "you cringe, you lose" videos

  • @jamesrusselleriii8284
    @jamesrusselleriii8284 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    This dialogue in the first scene sounds like the writer had a lightbulb moment in the shower - probably triggered by something that happened in real life - but, of course, they missed their chance to deliver the perfect comeback. Now they're replaying it in their mind, imagining the flawless zinger they could have said.

    • @joethealternativegamer3935
      @joethealternativegamer3935  19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@jamesrusselleriii8284 I should have said that, oh I’ll put it in the game lol

  • @SzczwanyRys
    @SzczwanyRys 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +60

    My eyes and ears are bleeding

    • @joethealternativegamer3935
      @joethealternativegamer3935  22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@SzczwanyRys hahahah

    • @agengsatya96
      @agengsatya96 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      enjoy this pride parade 😂

    • @Sekir80
      @Sekir80 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@joethealternativegamer3935 You laugh at people suffering?! My God, how insensitive! /s

    • @joethealternativegamer3935
      @joethealternativegamer3935  21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Sekir80 🤣

    • @RoyalMudcrab
      @RoyalMudcrab 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      My face is tired...

  • @JunDageki
    @JunDageki 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    I feel so sorry for the dragon age fans that they got this…I legit feel bad for them.

    • @danielvereb4579
      @danielvereb4579 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Thanks, that's me, I've been waiting for Dragon Age: Dreadwolf for years. Instead I got DEI: Wokeguard
      If I ever play this... IF!... I'm not paying a single coin.

    • @joethealternativegamer3935
      @joethealternativegamer3935  19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@JunDageki yes they love ruining legacy IP

  • @MacClariggs
    @MacClariggs 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

    Dev team thought their lives are so tragically epic that everyone needs to experience it via self-inserts in this groomer propaganda disguised as a DA title. These ideological zealots are everywhere now!

  • @ZirixStrarstrider
    @ZirixStrarstrider 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +43

    *SHE* is really lucky that Arishok died on Hawke's hands back in Kirkwall... Because, she will ended up like Ketojan if Arishok was alive

    • @simartru
      @simartru 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Yeah... but isn't arishok a title? Like it's 15 years or smth from da2 i'm pretty sure they promoted someone for this job

    • @ZirixStrarstrider
      @ZirixStrarstrider 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@simartru clearly is not doing the job good enough

    • @DeplorableSnowman
      @DeplorableSnowman 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      The Arishok literally did nothing wrong. We should have listened.

    • @ZirixStrarstrider
      @ZirixStrarstrider 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@DeplorableSnowman He only did one thing wrong... Getting on the path of Hawke

    • @RoyalMudcrab
      @RoyalMudcrab 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Our Sten became Arishok after we killed Arishok. Wonder what he'd say about this.

  • @-TriP-
    @-TriP- 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    It's even funnier when you turn on all the "trigger warnings" in the accessibility options

    • @aaronn2260
      @aaronn2260 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Get the fuck out, are you being serious or joking? I wouldn't be surprised now a days if you were serious.

    • @joethealternativegamer3935
      @joethealternativegamer3935  19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@-TriP- omg!

  • @urfinal9
    @urfinal9 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    Everything about this feels like a chore.

  • @GrandeScorpio
    @GrandeScorpio 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Is there an option to fire Trash from the group, or not recruit her at all? It would save player 90% of all the cringe.

  • @stellviahohenheim
    @stellviahohenheim 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    Let the NonBUYnary begin!

  • @traistarudavid9273
    @traistarudavid9273 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    Is this game a comedy genre?

    • @joethealternativegamer3935
      @joethealternativegamer3935  22 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      @@traistarudavid9273 probably would have worked better as satire lol

    • @Sedines
      @Sedines 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      There's a video of the vegetables scene with a laugh track and Seinfeld music. It really works.

    • @traistarudavid9273
      @traistarudavid9273 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@Sedinesthat track should have played through the entire game.

  • @WhereMerx
    @WhereMerx 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Are we sure Sweet baby Inc wasn't involved with this 🤣

  • @YungBeezer
    @YungBeezer 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Weren't the Qunari like emotionless foreigners who followed some strict code of honor?

  • @Kenshin6321
    @Kenshin6321 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Pause the video at 4:12 and tell me that mask doesn't look like something a kid drew on paper plate for Halloween. Least intimidating Dragon King ever.

  • @seinfan9
    @seinfan9 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    In the near future, dialogue in movies and games will solely be people screeching and wailing about oppression.

  • @kopiseduh9767
    @kopiseduh9767 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Iirc aqun-athlok isn't talking about "gender given at birth"
    It's about someone who's role don't match their gender according to The Qun; i.e. female soldier.
    Also iirc, (and need more context) Qunari don't know their birth parents, they are given to caretakers called Tamassran since birth
    Maybe this Shathan is that instead of actual mother
    Qunari culture doesn't acknowledge individuality, they don't have personal name, only their role/rank under the Qun
    There is no way they would care what you identified as
    Based on Qunari depiction in previous games, someone like Taash would either be 're-educated' or declared as Tal Vasoth and killed
    I don't know what happened to Harding but she seems to lose a heavy dose of intelligence compared to Inquisition version

  • @enigmalex3649
    @enigmalex3649 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

    This happenes when woke people are writting script 😅

  • @DfRaid
    @DfRaid 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    "I'm nonbinary."
    "What does that mean?"
    "It means I have a few screws loose."

  • @bigbear7076
    @bigbear7076 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Keep your privates private. Love who you need to love. A personal choice should not necessitate universal agreement.

  • @SchaefferMarius
    @SchaefferMarius 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    This is just first world problems simulator sold as a fantasy game

  • @tommills9575
    @tommills9575 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    The voice acting is by far the most shocking voice acting ive ever hear absolutely cringe and atrocious

    • @joethealternativegamer3935
      @joethealternativegamer3935  22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@tommills9575 yea many of the characters feel off!

    • @joethealternativegamer3935
      @joethealternativegamer3935  22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@tommills9575 yes!

    • @Sekir80
      @Sekir80 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Interesting you say this, because I felt the voice was having it's time when displaying her anger. Guess she's giving it from experience. :D

  • @Shetyre
    @Shetyre 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    "what does that even mean"
    "well idk, a couple of nerds in another universe gonna invent this thing called BASIC...."

  • @lupinsredjacket3191
    @lupinsredjacket3191 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I've written fan-fiction with better dialogue than this triple A "game" (really, it SHOULD be called a "chore" because it's a SLOG to get through) - and let me tell you, I am, by no means, the best fan-fiction writer out there. Seeing worse writing coming from a studio with (a) "professional" writer/s makes me feel a LOT better about my own writing.

  • @Meitti
    @Meitti 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    One time in a bar I tried to tell a woman she smelled good while making Klingon noises. It didn't end well.

  • @SerdceDanko
    @SerdceDanko 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    0:35 That's called a hermaphrodite.

  • @alocervancouver
    @alocervancouver 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Thank you sincerely for putting this compilation together! Anyone needing an Immersion Breaking Dialogue 101 lesson could cringe to this collection of...questionable...direction in narration.

  • @NightLunaLia
    @NightLunaLia วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Here vegetables" wow nice rappresentation,they say vegetables cause THEY are not meat and no fish,great

  • @kvu236
    @kvu236 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    This sounds like a dialogue between me and my mom when I thought I was better than anyone else

  • @MistaWikked
    @MistaWikked 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Shocked the qunari would allow it lol

  • @BouncingTribbles
    @BouncingTribbles 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    I'm pulling a barf 🙄

  • @kip4993
    @kip4993 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    this feels like an AI wrote this

  • @DerdOn0ner
    @DerdOn0ner 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Wait a minute! They are not all vegans?! How dare they 🤡

  • @xleaselife
    @xleaselife 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    What an insufferable git of a character.
    Also, that first scene with Taash and Harding is incomprehensible, man. People don't answer each other's questions! They just move on to the next topic or repeat information. It's like taking crazy pills.

  • @denditwittard4410
    @denditwittard4410 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I breath fire with my non binary body, with my freakin non binary body!

  • @tineristineris1860
    @tineristineris1860 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    When human quality drops at critical low level, this is the result.

  • @JoeyJ0J0
    @JoeyJ0J0 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    I am saving my money for Stellar Blade instead

  • @TheNovaraptor
    @TheNovaraptor 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    OMG this is sad. Should be called "Dragon Age: Sanitarium"

  • @Storm59-59
    @Storm59-59 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    We owe Saints Row and Concord an apology

  • @TheLadyKemet
    @TheLadyKemet 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Since when did the Qunari have a mother?

  • @TheAhmedmajeed
    @TheAhmedmajeed 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The location and the writing, it’s like the person coming out during family’s dinner

  • @edalrivers1998
    @edalrivers1998 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    So, im Captain of the enterprise...so, im now youre going to call me admiral.
    You realize this person would probably think im stupid? Or would probably start calling me admiral. I dont know which one is worse

  • @alvindevasconcelos8555
    @alvindevasconcelos8555 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I physically can’t throw up in my mouth but IM ABOUT TO TRY!

  • @SaltyChickenDip
    @SaltyChickenDip 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    The best description is that all thr characters are written like California cosplayers. Nobody in yhr writing room took the setting serious

  • @occorner2502
    @occorner2502 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Taash had beaten sera for the most hated character in one swoop...

  • @opo3628
    @opo3628 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    The *moment* I saw Taash I knew she'd be the most insufferable of all. 😑
    Can we recruit her mom instead? The hilariously deadpan anti-woke version, of course.

  • @brosseki
    @brosseki 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    what kind of brain rot makes you think of these lines? lol

  • @flampagan1994
    @flampagan1994 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    It's kind of funny how the writer obviously trauma dump on the players, but everyone seems to think taash is in the wrong and the mother was reasonable.

  • @LadyIno
    @LadyIno 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    I'm cringing so hard i honestly can't finish the video. This is painful to watch 😭

  • @oscar57722
    @oscar57722 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Evil cannot create, only corrupt

  • @_Just_John
    @_Just_John 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This is BioWare's "Return to form."

  • @no1bandfan
    @no1bandfan 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    EA-BioWare lost me with Anthem, this just proves I made the right choice.

  • @dreadnaughtvcn6932
    @dreadnaughtvcn6932 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Who remembers the 'Shut Up Kai-Leng' mod for ME3? They need one for this thing.

  • @wsrtwetr
    @wsrtwetr 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    I miss da2 qunari...

  • @DJ-wl5qo
    @DJ-wl5qo 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    *sits down awkwardly*
    "I'm non-binary"
    Yes because there's no way you could've SHOWN US THIS ffs

  • @juanmd26121
    @juanmd26121 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Nobody hates the triple fantasy of non-binary, maybe some, but what sucks is why all the writers that want push it on every piece of content they can, suck so much at writing compelling narratives or dialogues and sht great pieces of IP

  • @zokyspqt
    @zokyspqt 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    People usually exaggerate when they say this but I literally felt like vomiting sitting through these 8 minutes of pure cringe, this shit is an actual disease.

  • @TheThundercool
    @TheThundercool 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Dragon King: "You think you've had it hard, that you've suffered... well, think again 4:54. That's how real trauma fells"

  • @SystemCrasher113
    @SystemCrasher113 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    This is not normal or even necessary.....?

  • @thefamilyguy5693
    @thefamilyguy5693 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Nothing says badass dragonslayer like having childish arguments with your parents.

  • @nothingman759
    @nothingman759 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    this is how 12 year olds act

  • @NaturallySelected
    @NaturallySelected 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    So ... its all daddy/mommy issues?