Or is it just that the writers are dumb, and dumb people write dumb things? Because you know, if dumb people consistently produced smart things, they wouldn't be dumb.
Note how overindulged first world brats, who were never taught delayed gratification and impulse control, always move to make erotica after creating Roman-style hex cults.
My wife has horrible taste in shows. She loves lifetime movies. She will watch Hallmark movies for days. She will binge anything from the CW and not bat an eye. With all her atrocious taste she still finds the accolyte insufferable.
Next episode health give up when there's another bathing scene. Qimir "Oops, sorry I didn't mean for you to see my Sith Shlung again, where'd that come from?"
Yeah well that will happen,you put shit in ,shit will come out ,even if it’s for purpose of critique,I do recommend deciding what the limits are and leave it alone after that ,before your mind turns into shit
@@bradmiles1984this brings the interview when she says she's attracted to A morale characters the creep would rather be with joffrey barathon than ned stark hahaha
The most painful aspects to all of this is you can clearly tell the writers and the actors in this genuinely think they are putting on ground breaking performances in a ground breaking story.. It's actually painful
@@Crusader316But what is everyone going to shite post about without season two… Actually, after a seconds thought I'm sure Dicknee will make something equally bad, or worse. They're the experts after all.
There the oppressive Police man these people have no imagination they can only rip of what's already wrote or puts In there ideology and who cares about Harvey's best mate
They act and talk like total idiots. Jekki was disrespectfully snarky. Yord was deer in headlights and slow to comprehend and Soul is all emotional with hugs and kisses. The other Jedi were like villagers that were handed lightsabers. Jedi are canonically portrayed as monk like, respectful to each other and others.
Yes. And that was the only reason to get her to use her purple laser whip in the forest (those giant forest bugs are only used for plot convenience, it's irritating) or have Qimir naked. Also Leslye Headland wanted her own wife to have the new and unique type of lightsaber and make it purple so that Mace Windu isn't the only live-action Jedi Master to have one anymore. This show is great.
This show is thrash and Disney is evil incorporated, and the producer is a groomer and predator, sure they are going to push stuff nobody in their right mind would like, just like they push the Message rather than telling an interesting story...
It doesn't belong in Star Wars really. At least Padme's sexualisation in Episode 2 had a point, to demonstrate the beginning of a relationship that was going to end in the conception of 2 children... the acolyte has sexualisation purely to get viewership up.
Minutes watched data for each episode has demonstrated a trend. Episodes 1 and 2 got 1/4 of the attention that Asohka got, which was less than Obi-Wan, Boba-Fet, and Andor. Episode 3, because of the leaks made known by content creators, had an uptick. Since then, it's been a decline. Episode 5 went back to the levels of the first 2. There was talk that the "poor showing" of Andor and Asohka (which received 3/4 more views that this garbage) made showrunners a bit hesitant to continue their series. In a normal situation, this show wouldn't have made it past episode one.
@@Bob-Jenkins Ya, Thats where I get my recap, really dont want disney to count my 'views' as watched. @aaronaukema1284 interesting stats. I heard the last episode was a snore fest as well
@@MrFrmartin lol, yeah I worry I might accidentally click on it. I'd hate to have my girlfriend think that I watch it, although if I did watch it and she broke up with me because of that, I couldn't blame her.
All I can say is, KATHLEEN KENNEDY MUST GO. Resign or fired, it doesn't matter, but she must go, and go promptly before she can do any more irreparable damage.
Good metaphor for the show. They want us to think jedi bad for her failing, but immediately proving that she is a jedi failure. Just like how they want us to be bad for saying the show is a failure, whilst proving it is a failure
It was so predictable at the end of the last episode that OSHA would end up somehow joining him, despite the fact that it makes no real sense. That’s just how stupid this show is. Whilst watching this series I go between angry at the stupidity of it, and completely apathetic about the whole thing. Watching this actress act EXACTLY the same for both characters is so jarring. Terrible actress.
You can't feel the emotion if the actors can't act. The main character got the job because a) she's essentially a model, b) she's a well-connected nepo baby, and c) her politics match those of Disney and the creator. This show could be okay if it starred a charismatic lead actress, but she is just a vessel of the plot and DEI tick boxing and seems to be doing the whole stoic anti-acting. It works if it's charismatic Clint Eastwood as a lone wolf cowboy in the Wild West. It doesn't work for this actress or this character.
I'm an identical twin and the "twin swap" stories are all shlock to me. Any twin or any one who knows them personally is aware that you don't need the force to immediately tell the two apart. Stressing the immediate part. As..in...a...MILLISECOND. I must have heard as a kid "Do you swap to fool the teachers?" a million times.
Some of my best friends since 4th grade are identical twins. I’ve been able to tell them apart without hesitation for years 😂 all of us have. Absolute cringe
It's interesting you say this because my experience was exactly the opposite as an observer. There was a set of identical twins in my high school who swapped places for a day and no one knew. But looking back, they both were extremely quiet and never talked. Super duper quiet. So them swapping and no one knowing is probably due to no one having any interactions with them anyways.
Not defending this show as it’s terrible but these are fictional characters & not human. They were apparently born from witchcraft so guess it’s conceivable they could be genetically identical in every way except personality.
@@stevieh771 what are you talking about? Real identical twins are genetically identical. That’s why they’re identical twins rather than fraternal twins.
Embarrassingly bad. This Episode was worst television I have ever watched. I have to say now that I've sat through 6 episodes the actor playing Sol is just terrible in this role.
What do you expect from harvey weinstein's personal assistant who hired amandla stenberg (not auditioned) for the show without a script and a character in a silver platter!
Did they have a disclaimer at all for this episode? As kids do watch a lot of Disney content and this seems like a weird unnecessary sexual moment in Star Wars
If your plot and acting are going to be this low-quality, you may as well go full porn. People are more willing to tolerate bad writing if there's boobs.
Yeah it's almost like the title you get before you become a sith apprentice is the title of sith acolyte, isn't it? That was sarcasm by the way in case you're too dumb to figure that out
I'm so sick of the tease. Every episode ends with "Ok, now we're gonna tell you the Jedi killed the witches, or the witches went all Jonestown and committed mass suicide, or Qimir was there, or whatever" but they never get to it. Quit with the constant teasing! It worse than when I dated a Catholic girl and junior high. Get to the story!! And the Jedi motion sickness due to hyperspace thing was just pointless and stupid. However, Basil is AWESOME!
I wouldn't be surprised if on the last episode they'll just literally show a text on the screen "jedi bad, sith good, screw you star wars fans haha let the butthurt flow through you"
My problem is how the hell do they plan to wrap up this story in the last 2 episodes??? What the hell could possibly happen to conclude this story? This was an absolute nothing episode that didn't progress the story any further to a conclusion. WHY WERE 15 MINUTES OF A 20 MILLION DOLLAR EPISODE SPENT ON A CGI SNIFFER RAT??? I have so many questions.
from what i heard the show will end on a cliffhanger and since season 2 is appearently dead in the water thats hopefully the last of the acolyte universe we ever have to endure
Filling out an episode with mostly dialogue vs pure plot points can work if the dialogue isn't pointless and doesn't suck. If Darth Manny had spent the episode conversing with Oshit convincing her about turning to the Sith, that could have worked. Instead they opted for motion sick green beans and other pointless crap. That is when filling an episode with dialogue doesn't work.
Nah that's called exposition... that belongs in a soap opera, not a dramatic TV series, especially not one like Star Wars in which the story is told via action scenes.
I remember the days when people said that Anakin's turn to the dark side happened too quickly. This made Anakin's fall look like Shakespeare, in comparison 🤣
Realistically, those Jedi bodies are gonna be bloated to hell and back from sitting out there, yet the faces of the bodies we see for emotional affect are....nearly flawless. No dirt, or scrapes, or anything of note to show that a battle took place.
Do you understand alien anatomy then? This show is awful but so many people in this thread forget these beings are not human! We don’t understand the environmental consequences to dead aliens on different planet’s either so stop the nit picking & concentrate instead on the awful cringe dialogue, directing & overall rubbish plot of this show!
@@stevieh771 that’s not a very good argument. They breathe the same kind of air, are able to think in humanish ways, and (because Disney is lazy) are shaped like humans. Assuming their bodies would react so differently without anything indicating this is illogical.
@stevieh771 OK I get your argument, but it still can't hold water here. Living beings are FULL of different bacteria, and these human-like aliens are no exception. You can't sit there and tell me that they won't even begin to decay after all bodily function has ceased. No creature that size is immune to the effects of decay. If she were a Water Bear, then I'd agree. While we're on the subject of biology, I LOVE plants, so for there to be Earthen-born species of plants on that planet is a flag for similar microorganisms. Whole thing is a balance, so whatever lives in that soil is also gonna start to break down whatever falls on the forest floor. It looks as though they did her makeup, then asked her to gracefully lay on the ground. This isn't a dead body. This is someone ACTING like a dead body.
@@John-fk2ky alien anatomy maybe vastly different to ours & decompose in different ways under different alien environments, how is that illogical? It’s not an argument it’s an opinion which like you I’m fully entitled to.
Didn't find it overtly sexual really. More concerned about how they portray the Jedi and the fallen during that age. Did the showrunner, director and lead writer not consult anyone familiar with lore before the actual writing and production of this crap - which bits of lore to include, which not to, and which parts to dial up or dial down to actually tell a bloody story that sticks in the universe? Did they think those nuances (especially the twins' role reversals and portrayal of "Sith") were clever or even connected, because none of them were? Trying to be clever whilst ignoring the VERY LOYAL audience this series was built for - especially during a lore-building juncture. They've lost us, and certainly not gained any new fans with that shite. That was the bit that was disgusting to me.
What I thought was weird was having a nude bath scene, and having it be from Disney. I mean they didn't show anything but hinted at it. I wouldn't let my son or daughter even be exposed to anything like that, even if it was covered. They need to be focused on playing and being happy as kids do.
@@NasTalkz Yeah fair enough. I'm not too concerned about tits, arse and edge in a SW property - it's just been inconsistent how they've been dealing with these different productions. But yeah I get you
Remember, Leslie Headland said this show was like Frozen meets Kill Bill. Soooooo, obviously she's gonna make Osha have a dark past where she did some things. But, in the end, the other sister's gonna bring her twin back to the light with the power of love or some shit. 🤷♂️
The show is profoundly stupid but Qimir bathing I don't take issue with as he's supposedly seducing Osha to the Dark Side. This is consistent with his telling her that he can have a deeper relationship with her than the Jedi can. 4:32 Not conveniently, he probably did it on purpose, so that he can further taint the Jedi as evil and pose as a victim discarded by them.
Plot rather than dialogue? You forget it is from a woman, they hardly get directly to the point. It is also funny how the same women would complain a man would show a half naked woman "just because" is showing a half naked man.
I feel like I need to buy you a gift card for being a champ watching these episodes. I've had no interest but I enjoy your videos a lot! (Long time Star Wars fan).
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Qimir the chungus? He could manipulate the midi-clorians in ones reproductive organs simply by skinny dipping. However he was so ripped, he couldn't save himself from the plot
Is the pervert who spies on the guy when he´s nude and then threatens him with a lightsaber supposed to be a her-o? Is it supposed to be romantic? This might be even worse lovestory than Reylo.
How could they. . . They didn't even ask themselves if they should do this. . . Or how they'll even deliver that f*cked up message of theirs. . . They obviously pandered so much, and so desperately, that I think they forgot what they were doing in the first damned place. . .
All I gotta say is, you guys wouldn't let a toddler watch that nude bath scene right? A show and franchise that's supposed to be for kids shouldn't even be hinting at that shit.
The Ejacolyte is a self indulgent Star Wars fan fiction show without any understanding of the mythos. It seems hellbent on acting out a weird DEI agenda and its writer(s) clearly have zero talent for storytelling. It’s insufferably boring, flat, unimaginative and a muddled mess. I stopped watching it halfway through the second episode and have never returned to it. This is an all time low for the franchise. 🤦🏼♂️
The worst part??? The story of two siblings ending in opposite sides of the force and having to confront each other as Jedi and Sith is a premise that could actually work if done properly. I have actually started imagining the story in my head (I’m still new to Star Wars so forgive me for any incoherence): Instead of the story taking place in the height of the Republic, which I imagine The Acolyte is taking place around that time, have it shortly after the fall of the Empire, and instead of twins, older and younger sister (yes both are force sensitive). The sisters end up orphaned after their parents died in a speeder or pod accident. The older one grows resentful and angry at her parents “abandoning her” while the younger one remembers kindness and love when she thinks about them. At some point in their childhood they get separated: the oldest ends up at the hands of either surviving Sith or remaining imperial loyalists, and the other is taken in by Luke Skywalker and becomes his apprentice. They are late teenagers when they meet again (like Mae and Osha) and their reunion makes the youngest slowly question if the sister that she remembered is truly gone or if she even existed in the first place. Since the oldest’s life was always filled with hate, anger, and extreme selfishness, there would be little chance for redemption for her, since even if she knew love, it was just to herself (kinda like mother gothel’s narcissism). There’s still a lot of tweaking and much more research into this world but I hope this was ok-ish for you to read
Great Video. I think 30 minutes is no excuse. ATLA original Anime was 30 minutes each episode, yet we all felt the strength, emotion and tension of the story. That just one example of many.
If they have to make this crap they could at least halve the budget and give the other 90 mil to a team that can create good SW content for the main fan base
I'm genuinely excited for the next episodes of this show. I've been enjoying the TH-cam poops of this show so far. Let's give the TH-cam poop creators more material. I've been enjoying the ytps more than the actual show lmao 😂
I know... I love it when a new episode drops. Have absolutely no intention of ever watching them, but I love all the TH-cam videos ripping them a new asshole. Endlessly entertaining 👍😊
Havent watched any of the episodes, but it sounds like the twins will end up fighting each other, one killing the other, finding out its their twin and then it will just end abruptly.
So, this Sith dude stripped instead of swimming with his clothes on out of fear of catching pneumonia or some sort of illness? Can he not make a potion or use " the thread" to....I'm losing brain cells....I can't....lol
22.5 million per episode by the way. If you wanna know what good use of a budget looks like then I suggest watching the movie Hardcore Henry which had a 2 million dollar budget.
I am outraged, they told me that this was a gay show and there is the scene in which Qimir is naked in front of Osha 😡😡😡😡 I absolutely EXPECT that this will change, and Qimir will reveal himself a transexual man who was a woman! 😡😡😡
Guys! Just. Stop. Watching. Don’t hate watch! Just stop it! Watch something else! Anything else! DO anything else! There’s other things in life! Anyway when does cobra Kai season 6 come out? Stranger things 5? Watch HotD!
@@noneyabizz8337I get it! Reviewers are at least watching in the interest of preventing regulars from watching. I genuinely think change would come sooner if the whole “outrage culture” would just ignore Star Wars altogether. And I mean stop watching FOR A WHILE! Lucasfilm is clearly fueling the fire in the interest of “bad publicity is good publicity.”
@Thefuture30005 I'm sure I enjoy the reviews far more than the shows. I do appreciate them. Myself, I don't consume media that hates me or that I hate. We do agree on everything you said.
what i see looking at likes and dislikes: 1.3k likes and 21k dislikes but when i check it its 552k likes and 21k dislikes while video have 18k viewes hmmmmmm
Why was he skinny dipping? Was he bathing, was it hot? Two reasonable options. Also. Why didn't she (or they?) See the scar while he was in the wood or when he was getting dressed out of the water. If they didn't want to talk about it until later, They could have had the conversation while all the questions built up during the scenes in between. Where did that scar come from?Should I ask?Is it my business?Was it something bad?Was it an accident. Was he betrayed.
ugh just watched it, not an awful episode but a text book definition of 'filler episode'. Also after all the big tease of a whip lightsaber we now learn everything we saw in the trailer is literally all they had to show in the episode those big bugs exist only for an excuse to use the weapons
I totally agree how this episode was just filler to set up for the next one. It’s sad because I’m not interested in characters or story at this point. I don’t know if I’ll be able to sit through another one
A moment of silence for all the brain cells who have died from watching this show
Bahahahahahahaha
so...between 5-10? cause nobody is fucking watching this trash
RIP in Peace brain cells...
@@stevendeamon sadly you'd be surprised. some sw fans really will watch anything dressed in sw garb
"Star Wars on the CW"
Perfect description 😂
The show just presumed everyone is as dumb as the people who write it
Bahahaha
Tells us a lot about what they think of the fan base and how little it is valued.
Or is it just that the writers are dumb, and dumb people write dumb things?
Because you know, if dumb people consistently produced smart things, they wouldn't be dumb.
Note how overindulged first world brats, who were never taught delayed gratification and impulse control, always move to make erotica after creating Roman-style hex cults.
Presumptuous of you to think that they put that much of a thought in it.
Are we surprised that the huge evil oppressive corporation that owns starwars keep trying to make the sith to be relatable😂
Evil corp tries to make evil good and good evil.
Seriously an old french tv called the flander's company do that better with an hundredth of the bufget of one acolyte episode...
Hey, I thought of it like that!
That would indeed explain everything!
You mean like Darth Plagueis and Darth Bane books? Some fan you are.
This show sucks ass
@@ThespianPrince13 ummm…what? Yes this show sucks, the joke was at the expense of Disney
My wife has horrible taste in shows. She loves lifetime movies. She will watch Hallmark movies for days. She will binge anything from the CW and not bat an eye. With all her atrocious taste she still finds the accolyte insufferable.
Ahahahahahahahaha
With that kind of shit taste in media... I hope she's attractive to you at least.
Maybe this means that The Acolyte is a good series?
@@davidmun1601nah that's just how low on the spectrum it is
@@davidmun1601 math not mathin' on this one chief. I plugged in the numbers and all I got back was syntax error.
I love how Jesse's reviews gets more unhinged as this series goes on. Our man is losing hair over the Acolyte lol.
Next episode health give up when there's another bathing scene.
Qimir "Oops, sorry I didn't mean for you to see my Sith Shlung again, where'd that come from?"
Ahahahahahahaahahaha I’ve actually come down with hives and am getting treated by a doctor right now 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah well that will happen,you put shit in ,shit will come out ,even if it’s for purpose of critique,I do recommend deciding what the limits are and leave it alone after that ,before your mind turns into shit
@@thejessegrantlol that's one way to discover you're allergic to BS
Osha got rizzed up into becoming a sith 😭🤣
I know right! Ahahaha
What did u think big Harvey did to her hurt even more when he didn't touch her she was hopeing for a jumpstart lol
Sol: Who are you?
Stranger: Jedi would call me Darth Rizz
@@bradmiles1984this brings the interview when she says she's attracted to A morale characters the creep would rather be with joffrey barathon than ned stark hahaha
The dialogue was absolutely terrible
So bad
Stop being racist you bigot 🤣
I really don't know what I watched. It was so awful.
Trying to take the glory away from Mortal Kombat, uh… 3? The one where the woman goes "No YOU will DIE!"
Don't insult the AI programmers that wrote it lol
"Why not make the sith evil?" Because that would be following canon
War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Evil is good.
@@Mouse_Metal are you reading from Disneys business plan?
This is just a thought but maybe this series is showing how the dark side can seduce/turn someone
@davidmun1601 too much brain power required for regular people it seems...
@@davidmun1601 I agree with you btw
The most painful aspects to all of this is you can clearly tell the writers and the actors in this genuinely think they are putting on ground breaking performances in a ground breaking story.. It's actually painful
They tell each other how marvellous and groundbreaking they are .....
This show should've canceled itself already
I know right!
It would have made great irony if cancel culture cancelled this show 😉
@@Theworthlessopinionpeople involved are racist against whites and hate men.
Soooooo.....not gonna happen.
At least season 2 was
@@Crusader316But what is everyone going to shite post about without season two… Actually, after a seconds thought I'm sure Dicknee will make something equally bad, or worse. They're the experts after all.
It's not sexual, just disgustingly cringe.
The actors don’t even talk like Jedi. Am I the only one realising this?
There the oppressive Police man these people have no imagination they can only rip of what's already wrote or puts In there ideology and who cares about Harvey's best mate
I am with you on this. They don't act like Jedi at all
and their lightsabers look like shitty toys
They act and talk like total idiots. Jekki was disrespectfully snarky. Yord was deer in headlights and slow to comprehend and Soul is all emotional with hugs and kisses. The other Jedi were like villagers that were handed lightsabers. Jedi are canonically portrayed as monk like, respectful to each other and others.
@@Jiraiyashouse666 exactly
Darth Vader:I joined the darkside to save my wife
Darth Maul:Ha that's nothing,I was kidnapped by a sith
Osha:I was rizzed by a sith
I haven’t watched the series at all, not gonna give Disney the benefit of a viewer, but I do love these reviews! Sad what Disney’s done to Star Wars 😢
Ahahaha the reviews are always the entertaining part ahaha I love watching other reviews on TH-cam too
The green Jedi was his master and he has whip marks on his back, this stuff is so horrible
Yes. And that was the only reason to get her to use her purple laser whip in the forest (those giant forest bugs are only used for plot convenience, it's irritating) or have Qimir naked.
Also Leslye Headland wanted her own wife to have the new and unique type of lightsaber and make it purple so that Mace Windu isn't the only live-action Jedi Master to have one anymore.
This show is great.
Another case of "Sexualization is bad unless I like it!"
If only it was osha🥵 ayo pause
This show is thrash and Disney is evil incorporated, and the producer is a groomer and predator, sure they are going to push stuff nobody in their right mind would like, just like they push the Message rather than telling an interesting story...
It doesn't belong in Star Wars really. At least Padme's sexualisation in Episode 2 had a point, to demonstrate the beginning of a relationship that was going to end in the conception of 2 children... the acolyte has sexualisation purely to get viewership up.
So sonic 06 is 17 times more interesting than this show will ever be
That’s a sick burn, dude
@@SONICX1027 thank you
That game was fucking awesome. They shouldn't have let me have that experience at 4 years old. So much dopamine.
Sonic 06 is actually a good story. No, the Acolyte makes Sonic Boom Rise of Lyric more interesting in comparison.
@@thedragonskull1065 agreed
Darnell once said: "you can't polish a turd." Movie Christine, 1983.
Ahahahaha such a great saying
A Christine reference! Nice.
I dont even know why ppl are still watching this crap. So glad I haven't wasted my time on it
literally how did he get to episode 6 of this garbage
Probably only content creators still watching.
Minutes watched data for each episode has demonstrated a trend. Episodes 1 and 2 got 1/4 of the attention that Asohka got, which was less than Obi-Wan, Boba-Fet, and Andor. Episode 3, because of the leaks made known by content creators, had an uptick. Since then, it's been a decline. Episode 5 went back to the levels of the first 2.
There was talk that the "poor showing" of Andor and Asohka (which received 3/4 more views that this garbage) made showrunners a bit hesitant to continue their series. In a normal situation, this show wouldn't have made it past episode one.
@@Bob-Jenkins Ya, Thats where I get my recap, really dont want disney to count my 'views' as watched.
@aaronaukema1284 interesting stats. I heard the last episode was a snore fest as well
@@MrFrmartin lol, yeah I worry I might accidentally click on it. I'd hate to have my girlfriend think that I watch it, although if I did watch it and she broke up with me because of that, I couldn't blame her.
All I can say is, KATHLEEN KENNEDY MUST GO. Resign or fired, it doesn't matter, but she must go, and go promptly before she can do any more irreparable damage.
Good metaphor for the show. They want us to think jedi bad for her failing, but immediately proving that she is a jedi failure. Just like how they want us to be bad for saying the show is a failure, whilst proving it is a failure
Osha wanted to get onto Qimir's casting couch. It's like art imitating Leslye Headland's previous employer.
It was so predictable at the end of the last episode that OSHA would end up somehow joining him, despite the fact that it makes no real sense. That’s just how stupid this show is. Whilst watching this series I go between angry at the stupidity of it, and completely apathetic about the whole thing. Watching this actress act EXACTLY the same for both characters is so jarring. Terrible actress.
Oremos para que al final de la serie no se cambie el nombre a Darth plagueis
Guess Osha wants a "REAL" lightener by seeing the Sith naked....
And this is so little gayish 😡 They promised gay Star Wars, ok the show is terrible but at least give us gay Star Wars!!! and instead....
You can't feel the emotion if the actors can't act. The main character got the job because a) she's essentially a model, b) she's a well-connected nepo baby, and c) her politics match those of Disney and the creator. This show could be okay if it starred a charismatic lead actress, but she is just a vessel of the plot and DEI tick boxing and seems to be doing the whole stoic anti-acting. It works if it's charismatic Clint Eastwood as a lone wolf cowboy in the Wild West. It doesn't work for this actress or this character.
Clint Eastwood never needed to tell me he was a stoic lone wolf. He just acted and my eyes saw a stoic lone wolf.
It is disney after all
Ahahaha
@@thejessegrantSHAHAHAHAH AHAHAAHAHA AHA
I'm an identical twin and the "twin swap" stories are all shlock to me. Any twin or any one who knows them personally is aware that you don't need the force to immediately tell the two apart. Stressing the immediate part. As..in...a...MILLISECOND. I must have heard as a kid "Do you swap to fool the teachers?" a million times.
Some of my best friends since 4th grade are identical twins. I’ve been able to tell them apart without hesitation for years 😂 all of us have.
Absolute cringe
Honestly, a friend of mine had twin sisters and I could never tell them apart. But maybe im just retarded.
It's interesting you say this because my experience was exactly the opposite as an observer. There was a set of identical twins in my high school who swapped places for a day and no one knew. But looking back, they both were extremely quiet and never talked. Super duper quiet. So them swapping and no one knowing is probably due to no one having any interactions with them anyways.
Not defending this show as it’s terrible but these are fictional characters & not human. They were apparently born from witchcraft so guess it’s conceivable they could be genetically identical in every way except personality.
@@stevieh771 what are you talking about? Real identical twins are genetically identical. That’s why they’re identical twins rather than fraternal twins.
Disney: "I feel a huge disturbance in The Farce, as if millions of SW fans were cancelling their subscriptions."
All hope is lost.
Last week I jokingly said
A lot of modern writers stem from Tumblr, where EVERYTHING was sexual ...
Embarrassingly bad. This Episode was worst television I have ever watched. I have to say now that I've sat through 6 episodes the actor playing Sol is just terrible in this role.
"Green Lex Luthor"😂😂😂
I dont know her personally or whatever else she starred in, but god damn.. she cant act for sh*t in this. Completely bizarre.
Are they really giving the message that she saw his manhood and was suddenly sprung? Lol the writing
Hell, I thought she was a lesbian and had something with the Padawan girl.
Dick is the dark side I guess@@giveandtake8428
What do you expect from harvey weinstein's personal assistant who hired amandla stenberg (not auditioned) for the show without a script and a character in a silver platter!
Did they have a disclaimer at all for this episode? As kids do watch a lot of Disney content and this seems like a weird unnecessary sexual moment in Star Wars
Kids are their target audience with this crap.
I don´t think kids are interested in LGBTNSDAP crap made by Pissney. Tumblr shippers are their target audience.
Creepy sexual undertones? I'm hanging on for the R rating (nudity, violence, adult situations). "Give the people what they want."
If your plot and acting are going to be this low-quality, you may as well go full porn. People are more willing to tolerate bad writing if there's boobs.
It's strange this show is called the acolyte but there is no light only darkness and pain
Painful painful pain
Yeah it's almost like the title you get before you become a sith apprentice is the title of sith acolyte, isn't it? That was sarcasm by the way in case you're too dumb to figure that out
Why is squid game all of a sudden turning off communications and going on the run? Everyone just flips.
to find oosha and get revenge on omir
I'm so sick of the tease. Every episode ends with "Ok, now we're gonna tell you the Jedi killed the witches, or the witches went all Jonestown and committed mass suicide, or Qimir was there, or whatever" but they never get to it. Quit with the constant teasing! It worse than when I dated a Catholic girl and junior high. Get to the story!!
And the Jedi motion sickness due to hyperspace thing was just pointless and stupid.
However, Basil is AWESOME!
I wouldn't be surprised if on the last episode they'll just literally show a text on the screen "jedi bad, sith good, screw you star wars fans haha let the butthurt flow through you"
I don’t mind that at all. The execution is just terrible
My problem is how the hell do they plan to wrap up this story in the last 2 episodes??? What the hell could possibly happen to conclude this story? This was an absolute nothing episode that didn't progress the story any further to a conclusion. WHY WERE 15 MINUTES OF A 20 MILLION DOLLAR EPISODE SPENT ON A CGI SNIFFER RAT??? I have so many questions.
from what i heard the show will end on a cliffhanger and since season 2 is appearently dead in the water thats hopefully the last of the acolyte universe we ever have to endure
Apparently in this universe people's morals are like a light switch because they turn from good to evil and vice versa in a blink of a eye. 😂
Filling out an episode with mostly dialogue vs pure plot points can work if the dialogue isn't pointless and doesn't suck. If Darth Manny had spent the episode conversing with Oshit convincing her about turning to the Sith, that could have worked. Instead they opted for motion sick green beans and other pointless crap. That is when filling an episode with dialogue doesn't work.
>>conversing with Oshit convincing her about turning to the Sith
@alexmuenster2102 while you may joke, that is still better than what was given.
Nah that's called exposition... that belongs in a soap opera, not a dramatic TV series, especially not one like Star Wars in which the story is told via action scenes.
I remember the days when people said that Anakin's turn to the dark side happened too quickly. This made Anakin's fall look like Shakespeare, in comparison 🤣
Ah yes
*Writing 101 is overrated*
I have a bad feeling about this
Who doesn’t ahaha
Realistically, those Jedi bodies are gonna be bloated to hell and back from sitting out there, yet the faces of the bodies we see for emotional affect are....nearly flawless. No dirt, or scrapes, or anything of note to show that a battle took place.
Correct. In a *jungle* ? Their putrefying faces should be literally *crawling* with botfly larvae (or the alien equivalent).
Do you understand alien anatomy then? This show is awful but so many people in this thread forget these beings are not human! We don’t understand the environmental consequences to dead aliens on different planet’s either so stop the nit picking & concentrate instead on the awful cringe dialogue, directing & overall rubbish plot of this show!
@@stevieh771 that’s not a very good argument. They breathe the same kind of air, are able to think in humanish ways, and (because Disney is lazy) are shaped like humans. Assuming their bodies would react so differently without anything indicating this is illogical.
@stevieh771 OK I get your argument, but it still can't hold water here.
Living beings are FULL of different bacteria, and these human-like aliens are no exception. You can't sit there and tell me that they won't even begin to decay after all bodily function has ceased. No creature that size is immune to the effects of decay. If she were a Water Bear, then I'd agree.
While we're on the subject of biology, I LOVE plants, so for there to be Earthen-born species of plants on that planet is a flag for similar microorganisms. Whole thing is a balance, so whatever lives in that soil is also gonna start to break down whatever falls on the forest floor.
It looks as though they did her makeup, then asked her to gracefully lay on the ground. This isn't a dead body. This is someone ACTING like a dead body.
@@John-fk2ky alien anatomy maybe vastly different to ours & decompose in different ways under different alien environments, how is that illogical? It’s not an argument it’s an opinion which like you I’m fully entitled to.
Didn't find it overtly sexual really. More concerned about how they portray the Jedi and the fallen during that age. Did the showrunner, director and lead writer not consult anyone familiar with lore before the actual writing and production of this crap - which bits of lore to include, which not to, and which parts to dial up or dial down to actually tell a bloody story that sticks in the universe? Did they think those nuances (especially the twins' role reversals and portrayal of "Sith") were clever or even connected, because none of them were?
Trying to be clever whilst ignoring the VERY LOYAL audience this series was built for - especially during a lore-building juncture. They've lost us, and certainly not gained any new fans with that shite. That was the bit that was disgusting to me.
What I thought was weird was having a nude bath scene, and having it be from Disney. I mean they didn't show anything but hinted at it. I wouldn't let my son or daughter even be exposed to anything like that, even if it was covered. They need to be focused on playing and being happy as kids do.
@@NasTalkz Yeah fair enough. I'm not too concerned about tits, arse and edge in a SW property - it's just been inconsistent how they've been dealing with these different productions. But yeah I get you
I see, Acolyte wants to challenge Velma.
Its funny how only the men in the show are being put in sexual scenes, but not the women because it lessen their strong female status lol biases much.
Remember, Leslie Headland said this show was like Frozen meets Kill Bill. Soooooo, obviously she's gonna make Osha have a dark past where she did some things. But, in the end, the other sister's gonna bring her twin back to the light with the power of love or some shit. 🤷♂️
Sounds about right
theyre both evil. like both characters are bad actors. so you hate them even more.
Jim Cutler: "The Acolyte! Tonight at 8 only on the CW Pix 11!"
The show is profoundly stupid but Qimir bathing I don't take issue with as he's supposedly seducing Osha to the Dark Side. This is consistent with his telling her that he can have a deeper relationship with her than the Jedi can.
4:32 Not conveniently, he probably did it on purpose, so that he can further taint the Jedi as evil and pose as a victim discarded by them.
Cant believe people still watch that garbage.....and actually pays Disney for it too 😂
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Plot rather than dialogue? You forget it is from a woman, they hardly get directly to the point. It is also funny how the same women would complain a man would show a half naked woman "just because" is showing a half naked man.
I feel like I need to buy you a gift card for being a champ watching these episodes. I've had no interest but I enjoy your videos a lot! (Long time Star Wars fan).
Ahahahahahaha no need to thank me. The support from you guys that watch my videos has literally changed my life so I should be thanking you my man!
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Qimir the chungus? He could manipulate the midi-clorians in ones reproductive organs simply by skinny dipping. However he was so ripped, he couldn't save himself from the plot
Ironic, really!
I see no reason why we have to have a naked jedi or sith at all????
I think it is even worse, not the Jedi Master realizes it is Mae - the Detective Rodent does
Ahahahahaha I know right!
Is the pervert who spies on the guy when he´s nude and then threatens him with a lightsaber supposed to be a her-o? Is it supposed to be romantic?
This might be even worse lovestory than Reylo.
"This show gets dumber, week by week". So true.
How could they. . .
They didn't even ask themselves if they should do this. . . Or how they'll even deliver that f*cked up message of theirs. . .
They obviously pandered so much, and so desperately, that I think they forgot what they were doing in the first damned place. . .
1:29 what is this guy yapping about lol? 😂😂😂
I'd rather listen to anakin talk about his hatred for sand for 3 hours than sit through this garbage.
'Disgustingly sexual'? Did you just get off the Mayflower or something?
What’s with the ship and vehicle design? It’s all kinda ugly for no reason
"Whatever this story is, it is..."
... not Star Wars.
There are fanfics out there more Star Wars than this.
All I gotta say is, you guys wouldn't let a toddler watch that nude bath scene right? A show and franchise that's supposed to be for kids shouldn't even be hinting at that shit.
So what were all those close quartet from behind shots in ahsoka. Did you complain about those.
Feminist, DEI, and lebiens, all still love a beautiful men! Ha,ha haha Haha
All ye HYPROCRITE 😊
The Ejacolyte is a self indulgent Star Wars fan fiction show without any understanding of the mythos. It seems hellbent on acting out a weird DEI agenda and its writer(s) clearly have zero talent for storytelling. It’s insufferably boring, flat, unimaginative and a muddled mess. I stopped watching it halfway through the second episode and have never returned to it. This is an all time low for the franchise. 🤦🏼♂️
The worst part??? The story of two siblings ending in opposite sides of the force and having to confront each other as Jedi and Sith is a premise that could actually work if done properly. I have actually started imagining the story in my head (I’m still new to Star Wars so forgive me for any incoherence):
Instead of the story taking place in the height of the Republic, which I imagine The Acolyte is taking place around that time, have it shortly after the fall of the Empire, and instead of twins, older and younger sister (yes both are force sensitive).
The sisters end up orphaned after their parents died in a speeder or pod accident. The older one grows resentful and angry at her parents “abandoning her” while the younger one remembers kindness and love when she thinks about them. At some point in their childhood they get separated: the oldest ends up at the hands of either surviving Sith or remaining imperial loyalists, and the other is taken in by Luke Skywalker and becomes his apprentice. They are late teenagers when they meet again (like Mae and Osha) and their reunion makes the youngest slowly question if the sister that she remembered is truly gone or if she even existed in the first place. Since the oldest’s life was always filled with hate, anger, and extreme selfishness, there would be little chance for redemption for her, since even if she knew love, it was just to herself (kinda like mother gothel’s narcissism).
There’s still a lot of tweaking and much more research into this world but I hope this was ok-ish for you to read
So let me get this straight; she got lust over a sith and decided to leave the jedi because she was lustful XD.
So it’s safe to assume 100% of viewers are either critics getting fuel for their next video, or people hate watching it for the lols.
The line that got me (for some reason) was "We're leaving in 20." I felt like he was about to say "to get some burgers dude."
Nice views going down, someone noticed you're just yapping for the sake of it
Ya'll are insane. This is probably the best thing Disney has put out since Andor.
Having a grown man attracted to a child is literally what Disney supports rn
What I just flushed down the toilet was a better written than DEIsney Woke Wars!
I'm sure that's Luke's Island. I was expecting Smilo to be milking sea dinocows.
Isnt that girl the one who made the music video with the wacky dancing
Friendly reminder: this ISN'T Star Wars, it's an evil atrocity using the Star Wars name.
Great Video. I think 30 minutes is no excuse. ATLA original Anime was 30 minutes each episode, yet we all felt the strength, emotion and tension of the story. That just one example of many.
Thank you! And yeah that’s very true! The execution of this show has just been awful
If they have to make this crap they could at least halve the budget and give the other 90 mil to a team that can create good SW content for the main fan base
I'm genuinely excited for the next episodes of this show. I've been enjoying the TH-cam poops of this show so far. Let's give the TH-cam poop creators more material. I've been enjoying the ytps more than the actual show lmao 😂
I know... I love it when a new episode drops. Have absolutely no intention of ever watching them, but I love all the TH-cam videos ripping them a new asshole. Endlessly entertaining 👍😊
Stop,watching it you increase their views.
Wait, why did she turn evil? Because her sister swapped places with her? Uh. Why?
OSHA is a Jedi academy dropout 😂😂😂😂
Havent watched any of the episodes, but it sounds like the twins will end up fighting each other, one killing the other, finding out its their twin and then it will just end abruptly.
So, this Sith dude stripped instead of swimming with his clothes on out of fear of catching pneumonia or some sort of illness? Can he not make a potion or use " the thread" to....I'm losing brain cells....I can't....lol
22.5 million per episode by the way. If you wanna know what good use of a budget looks like then I suggest watching the movie Hardcore Henry which had a 2 million dollar budget.
Yeah they are seriously just burning money for nothing
I am outraged, they told me that this was a gay show and there is the scene in which Qimir is naked in front of Osha 😡😡😡😡
I absolutely EXPECT that this will change, and Qimir will reveal himself a transexual man who was a woman! 😡😡😡
I won't be shocked that we won't find out anything, because they were counting on there to be another season :D
Guys! Just. Stop. Watching. Don’t hate watch! Just stop it! Watch something else! Anything else! DO anything else! There’s other things in life!
Anyway when does cobra Kai season 6 come out? Stranger things 5? Watch HotD!
Reviewers can watch, that's ok-ish.
But regulars? Just watch something you enjoy.
Can’t wait for Cobra Kai!
@@noneyabizz8337I get it! Reviewers are at least watching in the interest of preventing regulars from watching.
I genuinely think change would come sooner if the whole “outrage culture” would just ignore Star Wars altogether. And I mean stop watching FOR A WHILE! Lucasfilm is clearly fueling the fire in the interest of “bad publicity is good publicity.”
@Thefuture30005 I'm sure I enjoy the reviews far more than the shows. I do appreciate them.
Myself, I don't consume media that hates me or that I hate.
We do agree on everything you said.
@@noneyabizz8337 look at us! Toxic fans agreeing on things!
what i see looking at likes and dislikes:
1.3k likes and 21k dislikes
but when i check it its 552k likes and 21k dislikes
while video have 18k viewes hmmmmmm
Why was he skinny dipping? Was he bathing, was it hot? Two reasonable options. Also. Why didn't she (or they?) See the scar while he was in the wood or when he was getting dressed out of the water.
If they didn't want to talk about it until later, They could have had the conversation while all the questions built up during the scenes in between.
Where did that scar come from?Should I ask?Is it my business?Was it something bad?Was it an accident. Was he betrayed.
ugh just watched it, not an awful episode but a text book definition of 'filler episode'.
Also after all the big tease of a whip lightsaber we now learn everything we saw in the trailer is literally all they had to show in the episode those big bugs exist only for an excuse to use the weapons
What episodes haven't been filler? It's all filler.
So I see, I don't watch Star Wars.
People who watch 'The Acolyte' aren't watching Star Wars either
Especially Harrison Ford.
I totally agree how this episode was just filler to set up for the next one. It’s sad because I’m not interested in characters or story at this point. I don’t know if I’ll be able to sit through another one