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How to Beat the NAZI ZOMBIES in "DEAD SNOW"

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    If you vacationed in a snowy mountain cabin and Nazi Zombies tried to kill you, what would you do?
    In this How to Beat video, we’ll follow the Norwegian Students, see if we can make better decisions, and ultimately attempt to beat the Nazi Zombies in, Dead Snow.
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  • @NerdExplains
    @NerdExplains  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1510

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  • @flupflop8834
    @flupflop8834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2528

    Honestly at this point I feel like stepping outside will be titled as my first mistake

    • @andrea__bernardi
      @andrea__bernardi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Naaah, that's too late, the first mistake is being born

    • @cold1182
      @cold1182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@andrea__bernardi naw naw to late the first mistake if your parents being born

    • @nlrenzo9432
      @nlrenzo9432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Being born or breathing is people their first mistake in movies like these lol

    • @iidoughnutholes3087
      @iidoughnutholes3087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nah nah that’s waaaay too late...The actual mistake is your parents parents being born

    • @mr.ddhemmalshehri5611
      @mr.ddhemmalshehri5611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Nah y'all are infinitely late, the real first mistake is God existing. Why? God = creates humans = first mistake

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12918

    People who've played Call of Duty Zombies: I've been training my whole life for this

    • @HSPAWN-ps3bf
      @HSPAWN-ps3bf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      I was gonna say the same thing lmao

    • @kenya6497
      @kenya6497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Hamburger

    • @pigeon.and.pigeon
      @pigeon.and.pigeon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      Speacialy if you have played call of duty world at war zombies

    • @sovietdoge3807
      @sovietdoge3807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      My time it has come

    • @exphodia9043
      @exphodia9043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ok

  • @LilShrimp01
    @LilShrimp01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2140

    I refuse to believe that RAID is only two years old, it feels like I've been hearing their sponsorships for at least five years lmao.

    • @herrscheroftheend1963
      @herrscheroftheend1963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Same

    • @realname5127
      @realname5127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      U ripped that off from werewolf bork bork nom nom. He and her looking like were borks

    • @icegolemite
      @icegolemite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@fatnfurious4370 so raid is like EA but worse

    • @icegolemite
      @icegolemite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@fatnfurious4370 holy cow that's not a cash grab anymore that's a fricking heist

    • @grindzilla9956
      @grindzilla9956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait 2 year tf

  • @TheMatthew001
    @TheMatthew001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    gotta love the thought process though on the whole self amputation thing.
    "oh no i was bitten i have to amuptate to prevent further infection... i'm going to use this chainsaw i just used to kill several dozen zombies with, not like that would be functionally the same thing as a bite or anything."

    • @justmonika1229
      @justmonika1229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      i once read somewhere that all you need to get infected is a zombie's dna (or was it saliva). so m a y b e the chainsaw wouldnt work, main character of generic zombie movie

    • @blissfuldj7627
      @blissfuldj7627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It was so he could have the zombie arm in the sequel

    • @MartinFinnerup
      @MartinFinnerup หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@justmonika1229 That would depend on the specific fiction.
      Pretty much nothing about zombies is consistent across all zombie media.
      Beyond them being cannibalistic murder machines that is. They don't even technically have to be undead to be classified as zombies.

  • @garrettbromberg3288
    @garrettbromberg3288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3620

    awkward moment where you are camping and you hear
    *"Fetch me their souls"*

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      *Sigh* Alright, you all know the drill. Don't grab the Max Ammo until everyone reloads.

    • @rawfish9629
      @rawfish9629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      *intensified zombie scream*

    • @FGj-xj7rd
      @FGj-xj7rd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Ah, nothing better than a Thunder Gun against a full horde.

    • @psychogoreman198
      @psychogoreman198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@FGj-xj7rd hmm I think the "Wonder Waffle" does a better job, especially once pack-a-punched.

    • @psychogoreman198
      @psychogoreman198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kabob0077 or the bomb before it starts flashing.

  • @Tiziano75775
    @Tiziano75775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    I wake up in the late night and get up from the bed to go to the bathroom.
    Nerd explains: "You're alone in a vulnerable position and your enemies can take you by surprise"

    • @buschacha
      @buschacha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Practice going in the dark. That way you never have to give away your position by turning off the lights.

    • @divat10
      @divat10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Practice not peeing ever that way you never are vunereble because you have to pee

    • @kubussiindo2865
      @kubussiindo2865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I know it we need homies to help in bathroom

    • @tealablu3759
      @tealablu3759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You need to use the buddy system. And maybe reconsider using the toilet incase any aliens are in it

    • @arjunhooda9153
      @arjunhooda9153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      practice not to live that way aliens cant kill you

  • @KingDerpy13
    @KingDerpy13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    The old man's death is literally "Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions."

  • @nicogermon7677
    @nicogermon7677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    23:50 the hammer and sickle and the Nazis reaction to it has me rolling

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i wonder if you held up a giant star of david if theyd burst into flames like vampires hahaha.

  • @deadpossm2488
    @deadpossm2488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1736

    Love the one zombie getting pissed at him for using a hammer and sickle.

    • @thethirdsicily4802
      @thethirdsicily4802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      That was probably the best part, aside from that from what I saw this was painful to watch. So many dumb desicions.

    • @deadpossm2488
      @deadpossm2488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@thethirdsicily4802 agreed

    • @mullaoslo
      @mullaoslo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Watch the sequel.. Probably one of the best zombie movies ever made.. Up there with shaun of the dead

    • @dr1xus974
      @dr1xus974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mullaoslo when was that

    • @mullaoslo
      @mullaoslo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@dr1xus974 20..14 I think.. The American title is dead snow red vs dead.. Martin Starr from freaks and geeks is in it

  • @ihavecripplingdepression2572
    @ihavecripplingdepression2572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1790

    "If you Vacationed in a snowy mountain cabin and Nazi zomies try to kill you"
    Thats a pretty big "if"

    • @beccacatherine1143
      @beccacatherine1143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      happens to me more often than i'd like to admit

    • @spider-man8186
      @spider-man8186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@beccacatherine1143 don’t you hate it when nazi zombies come back from the dead for the smoke 🙄

    • @jobvdl3771
      @jobvdl3771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@spider-man8186 just act like it a nazi to and your done

    • @theodakek9266
      @theodakek9266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The way he said Einsatzkommando😂

    • @human-npc5523
      @human-npc5523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When

  • @SeaFazzer
    @SeaFazzer ปีที่แล้ว +26

    17:15 even if I didnt know there were zombies I'd still take that MP-40 as a souvenir, tf was he thinking not taking it

    • @Quick15
      @Quick15 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      At the very least its a cool trophy, why would you not take it lol

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Imagine seeing a nazi zombie and hearing him say "HANZ, SCHTART ZE PANZER"

    • @thesilentone3687
      @thesilentone3687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I would print an art degree

    • @keno9636
      @keno9636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As a German I can't even read what you wrote there lmao

    • @thesilentone3687
      @thesilentone3687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@keno9636 hanz, start the panzer. Its not even remotely hard to read

    • @keno9636
      @keno9636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@thesilentone3687 In German it is "Starte den Panzer". Schtart really didn't didn't sound like start xD

    • @thestone7455
      @thestone7455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@keno9636 haha same XD

  • @raahilmallick4918
    @raahilmallick4918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3943

    Nazi zombies sound like the most ridiculous thing, but while watching the movie, it started getting weirdly scary...

    • @marib5440
      @marib5440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      have u not played cod zombies

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      If not then boy, do M and I have something to tell you!

    • @bigt7706
      @bigt7706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      Well yeah I'd be terrified if a bunch of trained soldiers that almost took over the entirety of Europe crawl out of their graves for revenge

    • @foxyoner3674
      @foxyoner3674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And nostalgic

    • @merchant69420
      @merchant69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Watch Overlord. It's a WW2 themed Nazi zombie shit.

  • @calebkennedy771
    @calebkennedy771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1386

    Nazi zombies: *exist*
    My years of COD Zombie training: "MY TIME TO SHINE BABY"

    • @themaybay1288
      @themaybay1288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don’t be fould, it is not that easy

    • @calebkennedy771
      @calebkennedy771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@themaybay1288 fooled* and its a joke small one

    • @glaciervalley5710
      @glaciervalley5710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@calebkennedy771 THE BLOOD....... THE BEAUTIFUL BLOOD

    • @themaybay1288
      @themaybay1288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@calebkennedy771 thx for correcting me and ik it was a joke

    • @PingHuiYap
      @PingHuiYap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol this is mostly true if youre a COD fan

  • @alyssamay9237
    @alyssamay9237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “You have to survive Nazi Zombies”
    Me, who’s play Stick of Truth and Call of Duty Zombies: “My time has come”

  • @baptistamercado1380
    @baptistamercado1380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    27:00 that scene is important to show that these nazis were NOT zombies. Rather, these undead Nazis were Draugrs.
    Therefore, it alludes that the undead nazis weren’t killing for shits and giggles, they were just guarding a
    Burial mound/the treasures of a burial site.
    E.g.) “last survivor” ends up being killed after the student realizes he still had one of the Draugrs gold coins. He prob still would have died due to disturbing the burial site.

    • @danielfaraoanu9515
      @danielfaraoanu9515 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmmmmmm...

    • @Sentanette
      @Sentanette ปีที่แล้ว

      hm

    • @hirayamarqueses
      @hirayamarqueses ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “ends up being killed”
      There’s actually Dead Snow 2

    • @Randoman
      @Randoman 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He actually didn't die. He's alive in the sequel

  • @snakeking5009
    @snakeking5009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1191

    “I’ve never heard of Nazi vampires”.
    *The Hellsing organization would like to know your location.*

    • @lexleighanthonylatorre4786
      @lexleighanthonylatorre4786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Well, can't get any worse than that...
      *enters Nazi werewolf*

    • @Raptorworld22
      @Raptorworld22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lexleighanthonylatorre4786 oh you mean that one Fables comic?

    • @romeersharma5423
      @romeersharma5423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lexleighanthonylatorre4786 ready to anchuss poland

    • @emival3335
      @emival3335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lexleighanthonylatorre4786 makes me think of the abridged parody lol

    • @emival3335
      @emival3335 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good one

  • @hl_scientist1964
    @hl_scientist1964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1077

    When you and the boys are chillin in a cabin then you hear "Wave one".

    • @Just_Myst
      @Just_Myst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Then u see green lights then MAX AMMO!

    • @datkhornedog899
      @datkhornedog899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Imagine dominating the fight with only a pair of trench knives.

    • @aronsofranko2909
      @aronsofranko2909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ROUND ONE!
      FIGHT!!!

    • @rainbowfury1019
      @rainbowfury1019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I will spam R3

    • @DrMe1on
      @DrMe1on 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me and the boys would get to wave 200 then die lol

  • @bahmot9501
    @bahmot9501 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Herzog does have a pretty badass voice. Also he yelled "aufstehen" which doesn't directly mean arise but more "get up" , which I would have found much more gallows humor in.

  • @stephenwest6738
    @stephenwest6738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    It's actually quite common to become disoriented when caught in an avalanche. With your body tightly wedged in snow it becomes much harder for your proprioception sense to determine where your weight is pushing. People are also very likely to have injuries, including head trauma, throwing the body into shock and further limiting our ability to determine our spatial awareness.

  • @raulparrado1547
    @raulparrado1547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1571

    Wanderer: "the nazis are cursed and search their bounty"
    Me: Finds the bounty
    Nazi Zombies: Appears
    Me: (scared) "fuck, well" (offer the bounty at a prudential distance)
    Nazi Zombies: "Ok, ty"
    Good Ending

    • @gianflores7903
      @gianflores7903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      What a story 😔 I did the same and he said: “Damn not only you looked for me but you didn’t bring any friends” I went: 😀

    • @Friendly_Protogen
      @Friendly_Protogen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      666 like

    • @wesleymcbride8084
      @wesleymcbride8084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They might be nazis but maybe you can make some friends or you can always tell there relatives what happened

    • @genghiskhan5701
      @genghiskhan5701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *Hires the Russian Army the next day

    • @Batcena
      @Batcena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@genghiskhan5701 "Into the German Nazis The soviet army marched"

  • @shorttaytayplayz5289
    @shorttaytayplayz5289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4775

    Imagine you’re killing these guys then all a sudden
    “FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!”

    • @pizzaisthebest9172
      @pizzaisthebest9172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      Hey free ammo

    • @randompolishdude7220
      @randompolishdude7220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@pizzaisthebest9172 reach for vodka tonight

    • @Nikola_Orsinov__
      @Nikola_Orsinov__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      LMAO

    • @bubblegumpop078
      @bubblegumpop078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Dont worry im throwing evrything im using to get it re-filled with more ammo

    • @TheMexicanTurtle
      @TheMexicanTurtle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Pistol and AK-47 loaded alongside With Grenades

  • @alyssamay9237
    @alyssamay9237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Fun fact: The military (in the US at least) doesn’t call it double-tapping. They’re “controlled pairings”

  • @Whyrm12223
    @Whyrm12223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    15:21 nerd: calls it a freak. Me a days gone player: it’s my time to shine

  • @artificerdrachen6908
    @artificerdrachen6908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2881

    When you're just chilling in Norway when you hear the World at War soundtrack and the windows suddenly allow you to magically board them up: 👁👄👁

    • @abnormalgamez3527
      @abnormalgamez3527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      the nazi's were never in norway....

    • @artificerdrachen6908
      @artificerdrachen6908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@abnormalgamez3527 We're not here for a history lesson.

    • @enriqueperezarce5485
      @enriqueperezarce5485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @Abnormal gameZ Hope you were drunk when you made this

    • @7up706
      @7up706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@abnormalgamez3527 Correction the nazis weren't in sweden.They occupied all of Norway ya idiot.

    • @artificerdrachen6908
      @artificerdrachen6908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@kristofferjakobsen8337 The janitor will be provided with chalk to draw outlines of various firearms on the walls.

  • @Kameranium
    @Kameranium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3445

    When the one guy used the hammer and sickle to make the Soviet symbol and the Nazi yelled at him, I almost died laughing.

    • @Kameranium
      @Kameranium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      @@AlexTonar It really isn't. I didn't even read the comments. If it is copied, not my fault.

    • @coxwag
      @coxwag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah it is your fault

    • @Kameranium
      @Kameranium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      @@coxwag Not really. I didn't read the comments, so I didn't know the joke had already been made.

    • @wakomaoi
      @wakomaoi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@Kameranium its all your fault and you’re a terrible person

    • @chrislatam5423
      @chrislatam5423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@Kameranium it's your fault that JFK was kill

  • @the2dudes1
    @the2dudes1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:43 "LADIES"
    If that's a Bill Burr podcast reference then I am thoroughly impressed

  • @obywatelcane6775
    @obywatelcane6775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    15:04 - How could he possibly rip that head apart with his hands? I didn't know zombies were so strong...

    • @mcfrogget1239
      @mcfrogget1239 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish I could unsee that

    • @easyJat99
      @easyJat99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I expected it to be blurred 😭

  • @downrightannoying3922
    @downrightannoying3922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    when one of the guys was holding a hammer and sickle and the zombie yelled at him, I think I broke a rib laughing

    • @ehgg_6116
      @ehgg_6116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This is totally the comment im looking for😂😂

    • @travismurtland3257
      @travismurtland3257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Straight flexing on the zombies, that was such a power move and I love it, even if the zombies would gang up on you afterwards

    • @darthvader1203
      @darthvader1203 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is this a game? Or a movie

    • @chiefchepa187
      @chiefchepa187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Whats that timestamp

    • @scunt461
      @scunt461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      P a t h e t i c i lost my sanity by laughter for a few minutes. (Jk =>)

  • @shivertooth9133
    @shivertooth9133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    "Not a peeping Tom, but a peeping undead Nazi SS Paramilitary death squad soldier."
    *Noice* 👉😎👉

    • @iidoughnutholes3087
      @iidoughnutholes3087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmao

    • @bernard7057
      @bernard7057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I thought he was going to say "not a peeping Tom but a peeing Jerry" because of what they were called

    • @JohnJacksonJohnson
      @JohnJacksonJohnson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Plus, he's correct since the name Tom can be German.

    • @Ace11946
      @Ace11946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@JohnJacksonJohnson Tom is for americans and british Jerry is for german. that is why the show is called “Tom and Jerry”

    • @iamsam6111
      @iamsam6111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Ace11946 wait...

  • @Catswaga
    @Catswaga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Shepard of Fire starts playing and richtofen and the boys join the battle

  • @MC_chicken1924
    @MC_chicken1924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “I’ve never heard of Nazi vampires”. Alucard-“let me tell you a tale”

  • @NerdExplains
    @NerdExplains  3 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    Drop your movie requests here!

  • @MoreSpitMarty
    @MoreSpitMarty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    "I've never heard of Nazi Vampires"
    Hellsing and Dies irae would like a word with you.

    • @pastacat69
      @pastacat69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      One l in Helsing

    • @Kmfdmsucks
      @Kmfdmsucks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pastacat69 not Hellsing Ultimate or the original lol

    • @ianstiehl1994
      @ianstiehl1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I knew somebody would beat me to this

    • @ianstiehl1994
      @ianstiehl1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@liquidsleepgames3661 "No. That would be retarded."
      "I heard the Motley Crue with mah vampiah hearin."

    • @bjornthefellhanded5655
      @bjornthefellhanded5655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *has flashbacks to the Horus Heresy seeing the Traitor Imperator Class Titan Dies Irae finally go down after several Titans took it on simultaneously during the Siege of Terra*

  • @deim3
    @deim3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Don't underestimate desorientation in extreme conditions. It happens way more often than one could hope. Divers can lose track of where is up and where is down, people who freeze to death can think that it's too hot. Losing orientation in deep snow is no that impossible.

  • @THEREAREBUGSlNYOURSKlN
    @THEREAREBUGSlNYOURSKlN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    If I was cornered I would say *” why lose a first war then start a second?”* and run while the zombies sat there thinking why they did that

    • @cafekid4663
      @cafekid4663 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah that might work but you should also know Deutch to talk and ask then why and tell them that (if they told you in this case medalions) you didn't mean to and that you'll give them back

  • @slay3r930
    @slay3r930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    Imagine your in a cabin in the snowy mountains with your feet up all cozy sipping coffee with the Fireplace ablaze and then the Black Ops zombies theme starts playing 😂

    • @chrystallia821
      @chrystallia821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Gets ready to fight
      Then realized your a side character and have no theme song

    • @mememan5130
      @mememan5130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey I'm all good I'll save starting pistol and get Mustang and Sally

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Grabs nearest weapon* Shit, I'm out fo practice...

    • @ghostly9548
      @ghostly9548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chillin in a cabin drinking some beer.
      *round change sound*

    • @slay3r930
      @slay3r930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ghostly9548 someone picks up INSTAKILL!! 🤣

  • @skeletonboi3077
    @skeletonboi3077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1658

    1. Get the Katana
    2. Get a flag with a red dot
    3. Shout “Banzai!” As you charge

    • @patrioticjustice9040
      @patrioticjustice9040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Weren't the Germans allied with the Japanese back in WW2?

    • @alesbianhotmess
      @alesbianhotmess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@patrioticjustice9040 yeah

    • @vuncelantenweid2556
      @vuncelantenweid2556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@patrioticjustice9040 I guess this comment doesn’t make sense

    • @APersonOnYouTubeX
      @APersonOnYouTubeX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It will confuse enemy

    • @eduardosantos9841
      @eduardosantos9841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      I think you meant
      1. Get a hammer and sickle
      2. Get the USSR flag
      3. Shout "URAAAAAAA" and "ZA STALINA" as you charge

  • @emilivar4558
    @emilivar4558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bit late, but norwegian cabin will most usualy have a mao showing the position of the cabin as well as the exact cordinates, in case of an emergancy

  • @Tobias8842
    @Tobias8842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    10:44 “To them it’s loot they can use to pay of their student loans”
    This is Norway, education is free

  • @karinnecalistro
    @karinnecalistro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    Step 1-turn the power on
    Step 2-find juggernog
    Step 3-interact with everything you can and if a song starts playing,realise you did the wrong thing
    Step 4-find signal connection and look up mrroffewafles video
    Step 5-build the wonder weapons
    Step 6-open pack a pucnh
    Step 7-escape

    • @damf5488
      @damf5488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Or just get good weapons and wait for the exfil on round 10

    • @karinnecalistro
      @karinnecalistro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@damf5488 yeah,but that just doesnt FEEL right,also remember this is in the middle of very deep snow,landing would pretty much be impossible without proper building of a heli pad,maybe thats the easter egg?

    • @mikemal4398
      @mikemal4398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wrong music comes on? Is that in the newer zombie games? What does the wrong music mean besides u did the wrong thing? How does it kno what the right thing

    • @damf5488
      @damf5488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@karinnecalistro that makes perfect sense

    • @damf5488
      @damf5488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@karinnecalistro yeah i think your extrategy is better

  • @gamingtoast7974
    @gamingtoast7974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    Step 1: Buy strong wall weapon
    Step 2: Essential Perks
    Step 3: Pack a Punch
    Step 4: Profit from having Infinite Ammo

    • @CabbageChad25
      @CabbageChad25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wdym infinite ammo, which CoD

    • @putridhalo7927
      @putridhalo7927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ppsh

    • @lilboss_2769
      @lilboss_2769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes🔫🍾

    • @cookedoven6984
      @cookedoven6984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!!

    • @2mono7
      @2mono7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cookedoven6984 KABOOM!!

  • @joakimlindqvist1457
    @joakimlindqvist1457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Roy actually jabs the axe into Hannas neck because she came up behind him and tapped on his shoulder, him just having frenzied a zombie and as you said was probably extremely tired thought it was another zombie.

  • @softwhite6290
    @softwhite6290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    23:44 when the doom music finally kick in

  • @MLGPRO-dx8fg
    @MLGPRO-dx8fg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    The way that these zombies move and how hyper violent they are really sets a intense atmosphere. They aren't slow and stupid, they chase you down and pull you apart or stab you 100 times

    • @cauchyschwarz3295
      @cauchyschwarz3295 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      and yet they can somehow be overpowered by a has been lying on his back. What I really don't get is why they always need to make the antagonists idiots. Why not make protagonists and antagonists smart. Like this it is just a shitshow for dumb people.

    • @podlodialgilap3490
      @podlodialgilap3490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cauchyschwarz3295 It's the shock value, with all the blood, gore and extremely brutal deaths.. people are looking for that instead of a good story

  • @rogan5036
    @rogan5036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1235

    " I honestly never thought i’d have a job which entailed helping Nazi zombies kill innocent civilians."
    "Dreams really do come true."
    😂😂

  • @addimalik4948
    @addimalik4948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is so much better than watching a movie,
    It reminds me of older times when i used to watch movies with friends or my brother.
    There was always 1 or 2 who would criticize or comment on stuff, I really love this channel...

  • @GrimReaper-dh8yc
    @GrimReaper-dh8yc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    19:25 If that really was his carotid artery that got severed, he'd've bled out in less than a minute. My guess is that he figured it'd be best to close up a wound that left such a vital artery more exposed rather than just let it bleed.

  • @dragonsong7676
    @dragonsong7676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    So as a Norwegian who grew up with this movie, there are a few things to point out: The girlfriend didn't show up with an axe in her neck, but rather while Martin was fighting zombies, she tapped his shoulder without letting him know she was there verbally first, which caused Martin to swing and subsequently bury his axe in her neck in a rush of adrenaline, making her death totally avoidable. Secondly, most places in Norway where you don't have reception, you can still phone emergency numbers (police, ambulance, firefighters), which they mention early in the movie, but they still should have made that call when they first confronted the zombies. Third, as explored in the sequel (which goes absolutely nuts, and focuses more on comedy/action than horror) the key to ridding the curse is to kill Herzog, as his greed is what brought the zombies back.

    • @w3b-h3vd35
      @w3b-h3vd35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Thank you for me detailed explanation

    • @donnagilder227
      @donnagilder227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The dumbass girl tapping his shoulder without calling his name has always really annoyed me. Who would do that?

    • @lowtiergaming301
      @lowtiergaming301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Have you ever fought some Nazi zombies?

    • @gamercolio3218
      @gamercolio3218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@lowtiergaming301 yes

    • @shadowpastathetf2kidwithau706
      @shadowpastathetf2kidwithau706 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hei jeg elsker nordmenn

  • @DulfyBee
    @DulfyBee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    "If you vacationed in a snowy mountain cabin and nazi zombies tried to kill you, what would you do?" I think this is the second time this sentence has ever been uttered

    • @Voidlingstudiosofficial
      @Voidlingstudiosofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      5th, dnd and animation battles + game making will have cocainage results

    • @DulfyBee
      @DulfyBee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Voidlingstudiosofficial 😳

    • @Voidlingstudiosofficial
      @Voidlingstudiosofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DulfyBee oh also I know you haven’t played , the demon, *imadeit*

    • @verticalpug2026
      @verticalpug2026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      _second?_

    • @DulfyBee
      @DulfyBee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@verticalpug2026 The first was when the director of this movie was trying to think of a plot

  • @foxprivate
    @foxprivate ปีที่แล้ว +5

    when i first watched the movie i was laughing the whole time. now that i look back its scary af

  • @gggw2
    @gggw2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yo black snow was on sleeve the most hilarious at the end when the tank and stuff that were fighting hilarious

  • @RealSCK
    @RealSCK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    “I never thought id be helping Nazi Zombies kill stupid teenagers, talk about a dream come true” hold up what?

    • @mbts-_-gacha9535
      @mbts-_-gacha9535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @Manudyne
      @Manudyne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Reletable

    • @WestOfLee100
      @WestOfLee100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ... that sounds like a fucking dope game mode tho.

    • @MatthiasDrinksH20
      @MatthiasDrinksH20 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WestOfLee100 reminds me of dead by daylight

    • @WestOfLee100
      @WestOfLee100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MatthiasDrinksH20
      Me who played Nazi Zombies on Roblox:
      “... what is this...
      G eëe y
      S h ï t e”

  • @deathreus
    @deathreus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    "I've not heard of Nazi Vampires..."
    Allow me to introduce you to Hellsing: Ultimate

    • @wazzabigii6397
      @wazzabigii6397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You are a cultured person

    • @dominaterraider3949
      @dominaterraider3949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just watched that again and its perfect

    • @Tay-ci7rl
      @Tay-ci7rl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      One of the best anime I know

    • @LegionnaireShork
      @LegionnaireShork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That 13mm duo guns that aucard wields is badass

    • @SeanMania213
      @SeanMania213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I came here to say this but knew in my heart it had already been said

  • @PataPannu
    @PataPannu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Seeing this movie for the first time as a kid during the Call of Duty WaW Zombies era, it was super dope.
    And traumatizing!

  • @sie.rra.
    @sie.rra. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hearing him tell the story would’ve made me think he was one of the soldiers himself.

    • @pendantperuke9440
      @pendantperuke9440 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who says he isnt

    • @theoneeyedartist3253
      @theoneeyedartist3253 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pendantperuke9440 The fact the nazi zombies killed him, and he was not a zombie himself when he told the story is proof he had nothing to do with them.

  • @cockiiboii
    @cockiiboii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    That girl actually creeps up on Martin tapping him on the shoulder as he has just brutalized a zombie and in the heat of the action he actually swings it around and hits her in the neck. 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @cockiiboii
      @cockiiboii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @AR - 09ZZ 704501 Heart Lake SS Common sense is kinda out the window when nazis start to reanimate with superstrength😅

    • @vinceemery5943
      @vinceemery5943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The exact same thing happens in The Decent

    • @cockiiboii
      @cockiiboii 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vinceemery5943 The Decent?🤔 Im not sure I have sen this movie, is it that one about like a group of girls going into a cave with like vampires?

    • @vinceemery5943
      @vinceemery5943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cockiiboii that’s the one

    • @kendrichbadando7950
      @kendrichbadando7950 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@cockiiboiiyeah Juno accidentally killed Beth the same way

  • @thesoundofstatic9474
    @thesoundofstatic9474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    "WW2 stick grenades aren't as intuitive as modern ones."
    My brain: Cursed party popper...

    • @kl4pp3d_78
      @kl4pp3d_78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I like it 😂

    • @victorymansions
      @victorymansions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Steil Grenade

    • @akumaking1
      @akumaking1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      High-Yield Scottish Face Remover.

  • @archfiendkaguya6213
    @archfiendkaguya6213 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    dude, i remember being like 10 years old watching clips of this movie on youtube bc of how big of a fan i was of call of duty waw. i'd search everything nazi zombies and came across dead snow lmaoooo. u unlocked a crazy memory i had

  • @thejedi3722
    @thejedi3722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Finally my hard work of grinding zombies would have paid off!

  • @turbofjes2021
    @turbofjes2021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    If you want to summon the police in snowy Norwegian mountains, just tell them someone's riding a snowmobile without a permit. They'll have a helicopter in the air before you're done talking.

    • @TheGamingNorwegian
      @TheGamingNorwegian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Its painful how true that is... Police will respond faster to shit like that rather than robberies...

    • @IAmGodHimself777
      @IAmGodHimself777 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DeadAss?

    • @friendlychemist7751
      @friendlychemist7751 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@TheGamingNorwegianwaaait I know it has been like 1 year.. But is it real? You're not kidding? 😅😂

  • @scarab2622
    @scarab2622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    23:53 had me dying
    He triggered the zombie with the power of communism

  • @adrianguzman4987
    @adrianguzman4987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy sounds like a documentary listing the specific mode of certain guns

  • @marlkarx1138
    @marlkarx1138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:30 "The Norwegian Alps" made my geography-loving brain implode

  • @barbarossavr
    @barbarossavr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Mistake 1: gambling on the mystery box, they should've simply got the reliable Trench Gun rather than wasting their points on the box, didn't they know that there aren't even any wonder weapons on that map?

    • @zeflr122
      @zeflr122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shoulda just pack a punched

    • @1981phinox
      @1981phinox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True but try to get raygun and thunder gun and pack and get preks

    • @barbarossavr
      @barbarossavr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@1981phinox there weren't any wonder weapons on that map and it was too risky hiking 10 miles to get the ppsh wall buy

  • @elgringo7088
    @elgringo7088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    “Ooh Dempsey I think I can see your house from here! It’s on fire!”
    “That’s stripper must’ve taken my money!”
    “I am possessed by the power of the emperor!”
    “Hey player! Drop the chips and get me some ammo!”

    • @isaiahwalking
      @isaiahwalking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I love those quotes!

    • @Enigma_Imagines
      @Enigma_Imagines 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This just sounds like a game night with my family.

    • @Shockwave1585
      @Shockwave1585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fuc*..Now I gotta go find my Black ops disc

    • @annettelarsson8167
      @annettelarsson8167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “Reach for me juggergirl”

  • @sourpatchkid394
    @sourpatchkid394 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Dead snow” and “Dead snow 2: red vs dead”are some of my favorite zombie movies.. I love these movies.

  • @Ghost-pq8td
    @Ghost-pq8td 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I find it funny the colonel shows up at the car and kinda looks at the guy with a "ah hell nah" face.

  • @skvarow664
    @skvarow664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    "Sponsored part of video begins"
    Literaly everybody: (>>>10 sec).

    • @bobbybutler8897
      @bobbybutler8897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I wasn't paying attention then I started and thought I was looking at some cool pc game then I heard "raid sh-" and immediately started to skip.

    • @wentaoguan
      @wentaoguan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I actually didn't to skip just to spite comments like these that I knew I'd find lol.

    • @error4o469
      @error4o469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @frankinatxr
      @frankinatxr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wentaoguan ok

    • @OlympianDoll
      @OlympianDoll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wentaoguan Not sure why? Raid isn't even as good of a game as they make people say it is if people don't wanna hear about Raid: Shadow Legends the "hit" mobile game for the 500th time then they're allowed to skip it.

  • @s_6573
    @s_6573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Me:*chokes on water*
    Cinema summary: that was her biggest mistake

  • @benjithecorgi5714
    @benjithecorgi5714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cod zombies players will be the most valuable asset in any zombie apocalypse like scenario.

  • @obliviPA
    @obliviPA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The perfect weapon is the hammer , the sickle and an ak47

    • @observeoutofthebox7806
      @observeoutofthebox7806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      precisely...
      comrade

    • @blacktemplar8024
      @blacktemplar8024 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uuuuuurrrrrrraaaaaahhh!!!!

    • @blacktemplar8024
      @blacktemplar8024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Step one get the keys step 2 ascend from darkness step 3 rain fire step 4 Unleash the horde step 5 skewer the winged beast step 6 weird a fist of iron step 7 raise hell step 8 freedom

    • @_argurios8253
      @_argurios8253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      why the ak47 though? these were not around during ww2, when nazis were involved

    • @obliviPA
      @obliviPA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@_argurios8253its the ppsh-41 then

  • @tommyothy2722
    @tommyothy2722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    "Hey player, drop the chips and get me some ammo!"

    • @Korbinton._.
      @Korbinton._. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Noticed reference

    • @SpectralPainInMyBehind
      @SpectralPainInMyBehind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      10 points for the Dempsey reference

    • @mr.ddhemmalshehri5611
      @mr.ddhemmalshehri5611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To show respect to these marvelous lines I would always go get ammo if I'm playing dempsey and he says that, too bad I'm lazy and never feel like round 100 or more :|

    • @SirPenguinIX
      @SirPenguinIX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SpectralPainInMyBehind why only ten. He can just repair a barrier it should be like 950 so he can buy the box

    • @SpectralPainInMyBehind
      @SpectralPainInMyBehind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SirPenguinIX Damn your right. Might as well throw in Jug as well.

  • @diegolavera6508
    @diegolavera6508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    As someone who is very interested in history, I’m constantly just trying to see if the uniforms are accurate

  • @solomoneom7665
    @solomoneom7665 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Never heard of Nazi Vampires."
    Hellsing? Blood Rayne?

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I find it weird how good their uniforms look, clearly they're zombies but they have some manners.

  • @catsquidcatoverlord9842
    @catsquidcatoverlord9842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I have the best advice right here. Just say no. They cannot hurt you if you say no.

    • @superslime1926
      @superslime1926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Consent matters people!

    • @finnish8779
      @finnish8779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hanz would still kill you friend. He’s defending his fatherland

    • @kimochi5009
      @kimochi5009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You can’t kill someone without their consent so you’re right

    • @rvxnge7491
      @rvxnge7491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Remember kids if you ever in a bad situation just say *no*

    • @bruhstopitalready2860
      @bruhstopitalready2860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn ur right

  • @thecommunistowl811
    @thecommunistowl811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    2:33 actually this is quite common, when humans get to cold in a snowy environment we have a natural survival instinct just to dig down to get sheltered from the snow

    • @gyroscope915
      @gyroscope915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He wasn't trying to dig down.
      He was covered after an avalanche and trying to get out of the snow and was disoriented.

  • @shadowpastathetf2kidwithau706
    @shadowpastathetf2kidwithau706 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the way norwegians speak I'm pretty sure if I speak Norwegian and put on a fake smile no one's gonna think I'm sad and depressed

  • @canadianidiot1220
    @canadianidiot1220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “I have never heard of Nazi vampire…”
    So… you don’t know about Hellsing Ultimate?

  • @jdps7754
    @jdps7754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    Call of Duty fans be like: “We don’t need someone to tell us how to survive a zombie apocalypse”

    • @fakeandrxwz2777
      @fakeandrxwz2777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ironic how this got 69 likes

    • @reckless204
      @reckless204 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fakeandrxwz2777 how so?

    • @nahte-7270
      @nahte-7270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@reckless204 my guy plays gayblox he wouldnt understand, hes prob 9

    • @dogsys
      @dogsys 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      PAVLOV players, ha, Im 5 plains of existence away from you right now.

    • @richie_23
      @richie_23 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Alexa, play Mad hatter by avenged sevenfold"

  • @ShrekStoliosis
    @ShrekStoliosis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    6:49 “What the fuck brain” had me laughing so hard

    • @entertainmentseeker3962
      @entertainmentseeker3962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah

    • @ShrekStoliosis
      @ShrekStoliosis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@entertainmentseeker3962 ?

    • @sirrupert1254
      @sirrupert1254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ShrekStoliosis Yes

    • @sirrupert1254
      @sirrupert1254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ShrekStoliosis He means nah cause your name is wanna sprite cranberry

    • @ShrekStoliosis
      @ShrekStoliosis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sirrupert1254 lol thanks I forget that sometimes

  • @borris6119
    @borris6119 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:55
    Nerd Explains: for some reason he thinks he is in a movie
    me: well... he is in a movie

  • @victortuber9116
    @victortuber9116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The edges of the carotid would likely be retracted up into the skull -- his odds of hooking it with that hook are small, and the odds of suturing it without tearing it and having not even a mirror, near null. Enough pressure could control most of the bleeding, but that kind of injury has a high stroke rate so dubious outlook at best.

  • @justarobloxian4077
    @justarobloxian4077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1202

    How to beat dead snow: be the camera man he has the ability to be invisible

  • @pyrothefriendlyarsonist9195
    @pyrothefriendlyarsonist9195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    How to beat Dead Snow is easy
    One: Organize the Allied Forces

    • @toddhoward7649
      @toddhoward7649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Just give a couple of Russians some out of date rifles and a shit ton of vodka and they can put the Russian flag on the reichstag with in minutes

    • @Woodsball
      @Woodsball 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or fix communism

    • @pyrothefriendlyarsonist9195
      @pyrothefriendlyarsonist9195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Afraid Communism can't be fixed

  • @expertiselegends5306
    @expertiselegends5306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Guess you have competition with Cinema Summary, a.k.a my all time favorite movie tutorials.

  • @peacemaker9046
    @peacemaker9046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This would be pretty fun if you brought 3 friends and were dressed up as tank Dempsey, dr Richthofen, Nikolai, and takeo. Aswell as bringing copious amounts of firearms and ammo

  • @pixelpastiche
    @pixelpastiche 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    25:12 I can't believe you didn't bring up the eternal sin of "Don't tap someone on the shoulder who is hacking at zombies." Roy was berserking and axed her because she though that hitting him from his blind spot was a genius move.

  • @kingkraze1573
    @kingkraze1573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    This feels like a real-life south park episode, I know south park is pretty much irrelevant at this date but hey, always nice to get some nostalgia...

    • @theeunknown3988
      @theeunknown3988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean, it's not really that irrelevant, also I used to love south park. Who was your favorite character?

    • @delilasloan8914
      @delilasloan8914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theeunknown3988 butters

    • @kingkraze1573
      @kingkraze1573 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theeunknown3988 honestly my favorite would have to be kenny, I just felt bad for him, but genuinely its between tweek craig or stan

  • @boosted6.2l33
    @boosted6.2l33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1: buy wall weapon
    2: get perkaholic
    3: turn on the power
    4: find pacc a punch
    5: realize the rounds are unlimited and your fucced.

  • @NotNochos
    @NotNochos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I cracked about 4 of my ribs when he held up a hammer and sickle and the nazi yelled at him 🤣

  • @pcgottimeecockinhan9942
    @pcgottimeecockinhan9942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Hey nerd can you do a how to survive “The descent” it’s a pretty good horror movie, would be a fun watch IMO
    *Edit* alright guys I know I was hella stoned, and yes the descent was a decent film 😂

    • @dumbdead8835
      @dumbdead8835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Watch the kill count and had a fun time, hope he does it

    • @reecelane9669
      @reecelane9669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This sounds rude but it is a genuine sugesgen

    • @fatrat7772
      @fatrat7772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The decent or the descent?

    • @bigfoot5725
      @bigfoot5725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@reecelane9669 sugesgen?

    • @microwave5127
      @microwave5127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is it a decent movie?

  • @killzinshadows3767
    @killzinshadows3767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    It's actually surprisingly common for someone stuck in an avalanche to lose their sence of direction. I don't know about digging in the wrong direction for that long but it is apparently very disorientating

    • @flamethrower1273
      @flamethrower1273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well when you get caught your dragged down with the snow until it stops moving. Your spinning and hitting your head and most likely going to break a couple bones. It’s extremely easy to lose your sense of direction and your not really thinking straight.

  • @etopowertwon
    @etopowertwon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    > And his intestines get caught up on a tree,
    Man, I hate when it happens. It's such a chore to put them back, and then all the cleaning you have to do. That's why I wear our today's sponsor: ridger wallpaper used as an armor! Keeps zombiess outside, guts inside.

  • @calebapolinario461
    @calebapolinario461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me who has a hunting rifle and Nichirin:HA, you think I need to do do most of that?

  • @eternalcanadiandevyt
    @eternalcanadiandevyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Pretty sure all of us would like to think these videos would save us but realistically we would die trying to remember what was said in the video.

    • @ivanrobinst7538
      @ivanrobinst7538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well, it would be easy to remember, cause the main idea being, like, you know, DON'T GO SOMEWHERE THERE YOU CAN'T CALL THE POLICE... Don't fight undead zombies... Don't kill anybody for fun... It's, like, easiest things in my life, ya know

    • @dreadblock7592
      @dreadblock7592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ivanrobinst7538 So ur saying its basic knowledge and I do agree with that but most people forget when in a stressful situation while others do better

    • @raymundoserna3449
      @raymundoserna3449 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Survival of the fittest

  • @ianstiehl1994
    @ianstiehl1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    "I've never heard of Nazi vampires."
    Hellsing Ultimate (abridged) has entered the chat.

    • @HalfBakedPotatoWedges
      @HalfBakedPotatoWedges 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just finished it. Thx for this

    • @g3lo218
      @g3lo218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HalfBakedPotatoWedges that was quick

    • @aimeeow
      @aimeeow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best classic anime

    • @Tahu33446
      @Tahu33446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did anyone even read our christmas lists?!

  • @jay-dr3cs
    @jay-dr3cs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They really hit that triborg fatality on my guy