Virtual Barber Shop (Audio...use headphones, close ur eyes)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 พ.ย. 2024
- You'll need headphones for this to work. Make sure there is no noise around, close your eyes, turn the volume up a little bit, hold and press headphone on your ears for better hearing, play it and enjoy this impressive audio work ( illusion ). Not a screamer not a prank!
Audio credit: The original audio is created by QSound Lab. I put it into this video and uploaded about 14 years ago to TH-cam. See www.qsound.com...
this is still impressive as hell in 2021
Facts💯💯
Yeah I’m curious to what microphone they used
@@AquaMelon they use a 360 mic where sound can be heard from one side to the other.
@@AquaMelon Its a microphone Technique called Binaural. This is when there is usually a dummy head with 2 small directional microphones inside the dummy ear canals. With the microphones emulating how the human ear would pick up this sound creating this cool effect for playback.
yup
If anyone is curious what the story behind this is. There is a now defunct company called QSound Labs that were pioneers in the 3d audio space back in the 90s. They made both hardware and software integrations of their tech which found it's way into arcade games and movies (Capcom was a customer of theirs).
They made this particular audio clip in 1996 for one of their customers, Starkey Labs. Starkey was using an implementation of the 3d tech to produce hearing aids that would allow the wearer to tell what direction sound was coming from. Previous hearing aids had one mic and one speaker per hearing aid, meaning that they just amplified whatever sound was coming in. You'd be able to tell left from right as the volume would be different in each ear, but you couldn't tell if a sound was coming from behind or in front of you. In human hearing we are able to tell front from back due to the shape of our ears. The cartilage that makes up the external part of your ear is obviously more prominent on the back side of your ear, this causes a muffling of sounds from behind that has a specific frequency signature, our brain interprets this as things behind us.
This recording was created as an ad of sorts for Starkey's new Cetera hearing aids that featured an algorithmic system that would add these frequency changes to allow the wearer to better pick up direction of the sounds they were haring.
They have this recording and more on their site www.qsound.com/demos/binaural-audio.htm
Great info, thanks!
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Thank you for sharing this info. This is amazing!
Why thank you for this info
@@Agent-ie3uv Sounds like a you problem
Let’s be honest. This isn’t the first time you’ve seen this. Anyway how are the new headphones?
Pretty good thanks :)
Meh.
Update 1: Buy some new ones and they work great, the ones I had before were rubbish
Pretty good
A definite steal
Pretty good but they’re hard to sleep in!
I'm bald, so I come here often to pretend I have hair for a few minutes.
Underrated Comment 😂
Lmao... Self satisfaction .... 😂 "Virtually"
Damn, lovee this comment 😂😜👌
lmao same
So lovely comment
The first ASMR, older than the term itself.
the ultimate OGs remember Facebook groups that called it AIHO
It's called binaural not asmr
maybe if the term wasnt made like 200 years ago......
And the only one I can enjoy. Literally all other ASMR stuff feels really uncomfortable.
@@its_elkku135 soo Much is centered around weird lip smackin sounds and I hate it
This is the grandpa of ASMR.
Grandfather.
@@rosswilliams5740 Grand dad?!?!?!?!
Fleentstones????????
I would say uncle as bob ross is the grandfather
@@Theproclaimed Maybe both. This guy has the 3D audio, Bob Ross has the soft speaking
@@MarkH bob ross would be the traditional, gentle but strong person while this is like the techy uncle who keeps up to date
I WAS SCREAMING WHEN HE WHISPERED ON MY LEFT EAR. IT FELT SO REALISTIC.
I felt his breth
same
I swear I felt his breath
@@casperhunter1370 yeh same
@@sebharris1944
bro I did too
0:08 Introduction
0:24 gets Luigi
1:01 Luigi comes and Manuel starts music
1:22 bag over head
1:31 bag off head
1:46 phone rings and Luigi washes his hands
2:41 haircut starts
3:02 electric razor
4:24 end
hmmmm mario
2:03 Luigi explains what is happening to those that are unaware
"Hold still a second, I put this bag over your head."
It was at this moment I realised this was a mafia business, and that I was about to die.
My anxiety lol
You obviously haven't been to a fancy barbershop
Same
I was high my heart ❤️ raise to 100
Wakes up with one kidney
Me getting my monthly haircut while in quarantine
Kadz yoooo chances of finding u here
Oh, you're here...
Ohh, yeah....
Yes all of you
Hahahaha
Did anyone else feel the bag?
Yrp
Yes
Lil Criket yeh
YES
I felt it on my head 🤪
His laugh at the end always creeps me out because it’s so crystal clear, it feels like he’s actually in the room..
this video is 13 years old, and its better than some ASMR's today
The audio is actually from 1996. Lol
@@stoves92 huh 👁️👄👁️
@@stoves92 how?
@Garren Brooks no, just is it actually from then?
some ?? Asmr videos are shitty nowadays
“I’ll put this bag over your head.”
This went from virtual haircut
To virtual mafia interrogation
Nothing like attempted suffocation
The slamming door at the beginning scared the fuck outta me, it came from where my actual door is lol
Not really.. pretty common practice in almost every fancy barber shop.
LMAOOOO
The guys fittingly have Italian names and speak with Italian accent 😂
Luigi: "I will now put this bag over your head."
Me: *Starts violently shaking as if Luigi is about to kill me.*
I was so confused 😂
Haha
Luigi takes out a electric razor: "i'll bring it closer to your right ear"
me: ahh shit...
"All of the fancy barber shops do that!"
Haha I freaked out and had to turn it off here!
It’s been 16 years and this actually the best sound ive ever heard on TH-cam
its older than that
@@ysbrandd He listened to it 16 yrs ago.
@@ysbrandd All thanks to QSound. Shame that the technology didn't take off for much else, however there's a few albums that use it, like Roger Waters' Amused to Death. It's amazing, I can hear things literally to the left of my speaker, like there's someone actually there making a noise. Super trippy and insanely cool.
@@ysbrandd oh gee really!? 😭
@@AxelTH-camOfficialfrom 1996
Had to open my eyes at the end just in case this dude wasn’t in my room
I know right!!!!
Sameeee
Omg same lol
Same 🤣
Same
2 alternatives here:
> mario and luigi are giving you a weird haircut
> the italian mafia is torturing you in a very gentle way
Yes
Alternative means a different one. So are you saying there's 3 possible scenarios or did you just mean scenarios
@@desbugfan8429 shut up nerd
@@taznixx1126 make me
@@backup13 is this video accurate in testing/checking positional footsteps in shooter games?
This videos been out for 14 years and it's still just as astonishing to listen to.
The audio is from 1996
@@rayhan_2k841 what's the original?
The quality is really great even in today's modern times for how old this video is from what devices and technology they were limited to when this came out. Very impressive!!!
@@enderpea5251
Actually it’s not that hard with technology, just the programming must’ve been hell. This idea is older than the 80s, but this program was the first public ones.
@@rayhan_2k841 even earlier then that. I remember they had this demo at the disney MGM studios back in 89 when they first opened up.
Time passes and it’s still one of the best youtube “videos”. I remember I was in my first year of college when I first found it and made all my classmates hear it.
Great old youtube times. ❤️
Been getting a haircut here for 11 years, it's an amazing experience especially Manuel's guitar skills and Luigi's haircutting techniques. Thank You Starkey Setera Barber Shop 👍
Edit: Most likes ever thanks!
Irl place or not
PaceccaMusic LOL
@PaceccaMusic hair grows, I know it's weird.
@PaceccaMusic I assumed you weren't joking because you're probably the least funny person considering you have a Ugandan knuckles profile pic
@PaceccaMusic well if we continue arguing we'll both look like five year olds so I'm gonna stop here.
Why 12 years later, no ASMR video can equals this masterpiece??! I would pay for a part two!
I agree with you... The first time that I heard that I thought: Maaaannn that's going to be the future, maybe some time ahead it will have movies recorded like that and we're going to use headphones in the cinema.... But, eleven years later, unfortunately it haven't happened.
@@Darththorn haha no
@@thedestroyer2052 your the piece of shit
@@thedestroyer2052 get the fuck out of here you clown go be a piece of shit somewhere else.
@@thedestroyer2052 ASMR isn't always to relax the person, It's more of a term with a stereotype attached to it, So yes. This IS ASMR, Just not what you're used to.
Still listening in 2022. Still the best binaural out there! Love it.
yes! My favourite ever since, replayed it so often and now I can even recite their dialogues lmao
Facts
damn 😔
SME
So true
Sixteen years have passed, and this still stands as the paramount 3D sound experience ever!
more its from 1996
Anyone else just need a haircut during the quarantine
cameron seitz as someone who’s experiencing balding, this is a nightmare. I’d do it myself but when i do my dermatitis explodes. So i’m basically turning into a monster day by day. Soon i’ll be shot on sight for scaring the locals.
Me....
Yeah bro
Me
Meee
When he whispered in my ear I never felt so scared in my life sent shivers down my spine.
and the laugh i freaked out it sounds so real 😭
It’s called asmr
SAME
I read your comment while watching the video thinking that you must be exagerating, you were not exagerating
BRO RIGHT
15 years later and this still gives me the best tingles.
i come here every once in a while just for that feeling, gets me every time
@@sweatynutsack23 Same for me!
@@sweatynutsack23 yeahh me too!
has it really been that long? i remember this like it was yesterday
It goes farther back in time, this recording was made back in 1996
Legends are listening to this masterpiece art in 2024😮
im here 😁😁
Here
yessirrr
👏👍
The very first ASMR audio I've ever listened to and nothing has ever topped this.
This isn't my first, but arguably the best.
Same!!!💖💖
CHUU 💗
Same
Same, I'm so glad it's other people's first ASMR audio too!
Not even the most popular ASMRtists have this quality
because white 3dio is overprised piece of ****. Worse sound quality that 10$ lav mic. I think you can equalize the sound when editing, but youtubers never do that.
@@mlsterlous what is a good asmr mic in your opinion? Just for curiosity
@@cauasousa8227 its really how you use the mic. A lot of TH-camrs have really expensive mics but they sound terrible because they record in a room with bad acoustics and noise. If you learn how your mic functions and understand how to get the sound you envision, that's the best mic. Differnet mics react to different sounds and environments.
@@tjl2836 I get it, I don't know anything about microphones so this information is very interesting. Does sound editing also count? Is there a way to edit or improve a "3D" sound like this?
@@cauasousa8227 Yes, editing the audio is very important to make the full potential of the mic. For example, you can equalize the audio (change the volume of specific frequencies) to emphasize different parts of the audio. In this case, you could increase lower mid frequencies to make the guitar louder or reduce treble to make the crinkly bag quieter. For more control when editing you would record each part of the audio separately with the same mic and "Mix" them together. Similar to how photos need to be edited to bring out all the possible contrast and detail and convey the right impression, audio needs to be edited. The audio that comes directly out of most mics is going to be uncolored and flat and is meant to be edited. In the unfortunate case where you have too much echo or noise, there are ways to reduce them but ideally you shouldn't rely on them. Noise reduction, whilst very impressive, can reduce clarity and give it a weird effect especially for 3D audio since the levels of clarity are different between the ears. To reduce reverb or echo, there's also no solid way to remove it. Some noise reduction algorithms can reduce reverb but as mentioned before they reduce quality. edit: the tech is improving though, especially with the advancements in AI processing
why are the mario bros giving me a haircut
AND WHY IS YOUR PROFILE DIO!
Why is mario called manuel
@@arbeloliveros5284 because why not, and because i like jojo
Wrrryyyy
He said ariverderci at the end
Sixteen years have passed, yet every time I listen to it, I'm still impressed.
The part with the plastic bag over my “head,” feels so real
Plot twist: The headphones weren't connected
Totally, i can't believe nobody else is talking about that-
@@PlayerHalf AHHHHH-
Ikr
AND SO DID THE PHONE RING
The fact that it is 13 yrs old really amazes me
It was actually recorded in like ‘97
@@StickDropper516 wait how
This is a technique called Binaural Audio. It's been a round a while but has become more popular with the rise of virtual reality. You basically use a fake head with a microphone in each ear and send each microphone input to the correct stereo output. It's a really fun method to play with and what's great about it is it doesn't require the listener to own specialist equipment.
@@fintanbeirne7261 bro how do you know anything
@@balkanskiitadori4324 I’m a a technical theatre student specialising in sound engineering and design.
I literally remember being 6 years old when my cousin stuck earphones into my ears and told me to close my eyes, and I remember how absolutely terrified I was listening to this, I really thought someone was putting a bag over my head and I genuinely could not believe what I was hearing. I was so scared I would suffocate. I'm now 20 years old and listening back I am STILL impressed with this! DAMN!
I think it's better than more asmrs bc there is no visuals just close our eyes
I did this to my friends little brother when he was maybe 8 or 9 and we tickled his head and ears at the parts where it sounds like someone is there and he was soooo impressed with the video, said it felt so real. I never told him I was touching him at all 🤣
mee too like i used to listen to this on my dad's keypad phone when i was like 6 or smthn nd i was obsessed with it. man so nostalgic
It's way too loud for me
I saw a comment EXACTLY like this 2 years ago
So amazing. What gets me is that, despite it being entirely virtual, i can FEEL his breath when he whispers. This is to this day, the only time it's felt that realistic to me. Everything just can't compare. Incredible and very tingly
Damn you, Dankpods! This WAS a ride.
(2)
Dayum dude
using the kz pro dirtybuds that he recommended, and when the dude says hes on my right the sound is on my left. weird, but they sound awesome
@@cargoreaper3019 maybe the cables are the wrong way around, i have the same buds and they work fine. If you have a mic on the cable, it should connect to the right earbud
@@jochemzandbergen9446 nah no mic. But I think you may be right. For some reason I thought they couldn’t get switched around lmao thanks
bruh i know his name is luigi and i can’t stop myself from seeing a man with a mustache and green hat with overalls
*help*
Same
I'm imagining Super Mario Super Show Luigi
now i cant unsee it
Me too bhahahah and wen he said seterea or something in my ear i started to lose it💀💀💀
Same
Oh god when he whispered in my ear I could literally feel his breath
69tH liKe 🤭
same
@Nicholas McLaughlin same dude that's wierd af
I could literally feel him pull away lol
ikr
Everytime I have new audio gear, I always come back to this place 😂
4:39 true sir, been like that with me for a decade. Dunno which part of the globe though are, but it's the same human feeling
I’m actually scared it sounds more like real life than real life
It is real life. If you're reading this, you've been in a coma for almost 20 years. We're trying a new technique. We don't know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope we're getting through. Please wake up.
@@rebelfriend1818 these jokes r so overused i cant tell if its funny or not anymore
@@stayf0rtea_939 Humor is subjective so it's not really your place to say whether a joke is funny or not to anyone else but yourself
@@karma6970 i beleive the guy was saying that he doesn't find these jokes funny anymore.
@@karma6970 i thought the whole "i can't tell" part made that pretty clear, but alright discord mod :/
"Let me finish washing my hands here" good job Luigi, good job
A hero...
after intense masturbation...
O
1K likes with 4 comments lmao
At the end it scared me
Man, I really want a remastered version of this using modern audio encoding.
whats weird is all the ones that ARE with new equipment do not sound nearly as good.
There wouldn't really be a way to make it "sound better" nowadays, considering that the original is already mixed very well. What could be done nowadays that it is rendered with real-time headtracking (requires hardware). In this way you'd be able to turn freely turn your head while listening, which helps to further improve the spatial impression and increase immersion.
@@mars.1081 Actually a sound proof room would probably be worse for this, because it wouldn't capture the natural reverb of a room and it's ambience that makes you feel more present in it
@@hanneshelmholz2665 they're not talking about re-recording it. they just want it reuploaded with the modern youtube codec, not the 14 year old one that's probably 32 kbps lol. Basically they want an HD reupload too, which I agree with. This one sounds so compressed.
@@hanneshelmholz2665 currently listening w airpod pros using spatialised audio, does exactly what your talking about
What long way we've come. And yet the originals are still top tier by todays standards.
Why, after 14 years, is this still better than every ASMR I come across?
The original audio is from 1996
@@Aki_the_unaware what's the original?
@@Aki_the_unaware please, tell us its so interesting!!!
It's so good because of the tech he mentioned at the end. I wonder if we can find more made using it.
@@bstmiguel7543 unfortunately i don't know much about it, but i will try to find something
Why is this after 13 years still the only good virtual audio? I really don’t understand with al the inventions over the years.
I was just thinking this! ASMR is great, but this video has remained undefeated in my eyes (ears?). I've tried to find other videos like this but none of them reach the level of this one
try the 'tour of nyc'
Have you tried the Tucker Zone?
ya I'm wondering too why no ASMR video sounds as good as this one either, especially the ones that use the 3d dio, nothing compares to this video so far :/
Try "the interrogation chamber", is by far my favourite!! TwT
Luigi: And now we put the bag over your head
Me: Death?
Your profile picture is fantastic.
@@kidbasic2330 ty
@@kidbasic2330 Ikr, a meme
Deaf...
@@denisaljic ?
I'm using headphones I normally don't use. I was listening to binaural ASMR vids claiming to be in 3D and 4K and all this stuff, but I wasn't hearing any differentiation between the left & right audio. So I came here to test if my headphones can do this and it worked perfectly. These newer videos don't hold a candle to this one.
Because this one was actually made by professional audio engineers, ASMRtists don't even remotely hold a candle to these guys.
MY DAD CAME INTO THE ROOM, I HAD MY EYES CLOSED AND HE TAPPED ME ON THE SHOULDER, I. POOED. MYSELF. I ACTUALLY SCREAMED.
BAHAHA
@@foreverxlilyy9807 its not funnyyyyy i was scaredd
Your a fricking pussycat
KitchenGun no u
@@chrimity who you on about? you talking to me?
"Now, I will take THE bag THE off."
-Luigi (2008)
BAHAHA dead 💀💀💀
Lol
2007
“I’m tired of being in your shadows Mario”
1996*
"I'm gonna bring the Scissor closer to your ear"
Me: I'm gonna die-
Lmao
@Hasif Jauhar yes. He indeed is
Oh no the alt girls are coming 🙄
Hasif Jauhar *chop chop*
“I’m gonna bring the scissors closer to your ear”
Me who has been growing out my hair for a year: NO. NOOOOOO!
The video is 17 years old and to this day, no ASMR video can replicate the feeling of hearing this. What many people don't know is the audio is MUCH older. The original audio was made in 1996 (link in description), I was 2! And the first time I hears this was maybe 10ish years ago. I hope the creators of this demo know what an impact this made. I don't think ASMR would be where it is today without it.
look up 3d sound studio, it sounds really similar to this in my opinion
I've come here so many times but I still get nervous everytime when he brings the scissor close to my right ear
love the profile pic
Force of habit
Ong
The nosleep podcast had an episode where the sound was pretty binaural and as a guy was stalking you and you finally made eye contact with him there was silence then he started whispser shouting "imwatchingyouiseeyouimwatchingyouiseeyou" over and over again right in your ear and I actually jumped
I did it to my friend and at the part with the plastic bag I placed a real one on his head and he almost died from shock
hahahha
lol
I m doing this
dude thats fucking awesome lol
+Kirby Gaming that's what friends do to each other.
10 years ago, this was my first ASMR. And I never looked back from there.
Isn’t this comment literally you looking back?
The first asmr and still the only one i got tingles…
@Anti-Islam What is your username wtf ? Change that shit
@@saranjann damn he really did change it into something better
@@Chiquitito1201 what was it before Anti-Islam
not only is it old but it’s so tingly and REALISTIC
A barber in my area has been arrested for being a drug dealer. I've been a customer for years now, and i didn't know he was a barber..
Do I not get the joke or did you mean customer instead of costumer?
@@geyotepilkington2892 thankyou, i meant customer. I am Dutch so excuse me 😂👍
@@playlists1168 Its all good man! I was sleep deprived when I read your comment and it had my brain in shambles lmao, I get it now ;)
Playlists You just won the internet xD
they had us in the first half, not gonna lie
I remember coming across this video 11 years ago and I genuinely thought it was the most wonderful thing I'd ever heard. Now ASMR is so popular and common and the audio equipment is much more accessible but this video will always give me chills.
Sar *u n c o m f o r t a b l e*
That’s exactly what I was thinking. I remember receiving these chain emails But this one was different.
I’ve never heard ASMR quite like this. I’ve been searching, but I never seem to find it.
Aqono Luna the people that made this video have a channel search 'listeningpoint' they only have like 20k subs which is crazy to me considering how good they are
Sar there’s another video like this but way more intense. It’s called the interrogation chamber.
14 years ago, and still the best binaural audio ever recorded. I've heard it many times and it's really fun!
tucker zone
It’s 2024 yet it’s still the best asmr I have heard in my entire life.
This video is 15 years old and still the best one so far. He did it when nobody even knew what was ASMR. Today, in every ASMR video they just whisper and crackle. This guy was a genius.
This was actually never intended to be an ASMR/relaxing video.
This was an advertisement/audio test for a hearing aid company that was recorded in 1996.
The term ASMR was invented in 2010, 3 years after this video was even uploaded, and almost 2 decades after this audio was recorded. The plan was for Qsound to show off the new technology of their binaural audio algorithm named Cetera, however, after the company went out of business this audio was uploaded to youtube and gained popularity in the "proto-asmr" community due to the fact ASMR as a concept was beginning to be understood more.
Incredible, every single word you said was wrong
Try 1996 actually
derp
This has never triggered my ASMR
This man invented asmr 13 years ago
No asmr was actually invented in 2001
Angelina Quiroga i think they meant like 3D audio youtube asmr xD
ASMR wasn't invented, it was discovered
@@Myrathosghost but this is 8d
Asmr was invented before this by a woman.
This video from 11 years ago is still better than a lot of the 360/ASMR stuff that's available now in 2018. Like I'm so interested in knowing how this was created.
It's a lot better than the ASMR stuff because most of the ASMR stuff is done super close to the microphone with very high gain. You dont get a sense of space when something is within 15 cm of your head whispering. Try listening to the thing the verge made with the 3Dio.
A lot of ASMRists don't travel around the mic even w/biaural mics. :/
Wow asmr hipster lookin add
Tru try the tucker zone too, honestly that and this are the best videos ever
They have a rook and they put a mic in the middle of the room...makes it sound likr rl
Even 16 years later this video is still my absolute favorite. Thank you
Why is luigi tryna kill me with a trash bag
@katzenwurscht Ouch
Luigi is the dada of pennywise
“SETERA”
“I will put this bag over your head”
then your back will tingle
my skins literally moving
I couldn't breath and my brother paused the video right there *Amazing* 😌
I felt it on my shoulders.
@EdZ Their dumb If they don't know what tingles are. Asmr is like a addiction to me.
sooo true
Im not a ticklish person but this video made me seizure like a dying worm
Search up ASMR
@@RJ_Owlby i tried listening to some and they didn't work for me
But this did?
@@RJ_Owlby yep. I have no idea why though
@@RJ_Owlby i'm kinda the same way, my primary trigger in real life is the buzzer right behind my left ear, used to happen at this 1 barber shop I went to in my late teens/early 20's, this video is the closets to that specific buzzer I have found. I also can get a kinda similar sensation thats more wide spread through my body (instead of focused on the left side) from certain music, the song "Glitter" by Struggle Jennings (music video is on here) is one of the songs that will almost always get me.
Even new remakes can't make the same tingles as this, I remember my brother showing me this when I was like 7 :)
"you can get the same effect with the electric razor"
me: NO PUT IT DOWN
so me
Stefano .S *effect
Stefano .fkfkjvjvjvjjc
Stefano yessss
😐
14 years ago? It’s incredible. I can’t even imagine what it would be like if this was recorded now.
it was actaully recorded in 1996
@@wokk9543 wow, even more impressive.
@@wokk9543 where are you getting this fact?
it would actually be pretty similar. microphone technology hasn't been hugely improved in the last couple decades.
@@walpang8968 not much has changed with microphones but the digital distortion is pretty distracting
Apparently the Mario brothers switched profession.
😂😂😂😂
Hahaha that's funny You're really funny
manuel
not mario
sanchopancho02 manuel and luigi are in this video mario is nowhere to be seen
HEY! >:(
Even after 17 years, this is my favourite ASMR video
I feel like he gave me a bowl cut
Yes
It's a bowl cut but you have a stripe from your left to right ear on the top
Takuache cuh
🤣🤣🤣
same
It took 11 years to be recommended to me.
Same
Same xD !!
but luigi there is a giant stripe going across the back of my head this isn’t what I paid for
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hes giving you a bowl cut
Im dead 😂💀
😂😂😂
imagine a horror audio book with this
seriously it would be too scary when he whispered in my ear i felt a chill going down my spine thats when it got too disturbing are their any more of these? i loved it
Haha I found you again, I seriously see you everywhere :P
New House Production Studios i've been told
The audiobook of Stephen King’s horror novel _The Mist_ was recorded with actors basically doing an audio play of the book, not just someone reading it. It was recorded using Holophonics® technology, which, like Starkey®’s Cetera® technology used in this video, is (at least allegedly in the case of Holophonics, which may be a scam) a digital enhancement of binaural (which most ASMR videos use, basically using two microphones in mock-ups of human ears [in more expensive rigs, a mock-up of a full human head or even head-and-shoulders {not to be confused with anti-dandruff shampoo}] and placed where the eardrums would be, and which is a really old technology predating even stereo).
I’ve not listened to that audiobook myself, but I hear that it’s pretty amazing.
Several later-uploaded versions of this video have claimed in the title that it’s Holophonics, and this one claims that it’s Q-Sound in the text slide, but it’s neither. Starkey is a maker of hearing aids for the hearing impaired. In the past, hearing aids couldn’t replicate the natural sound location ability most people with good hearing in both ears have. There were attempts to address this by treating the hearing aids as binaural, but the presence of the hearing aid pickups in the ears tended to distort the results. Starkey invented a technology they named “Cetera,” which, as “Luigi” mentions towards the end of this video, digitally negates the effect of the presence of the pick-ups in the ear, and fully restores the audio differences allowing the brain to do its proper sound location detection.
This audio was created by Starkey to demonstrate the Cetera technology, and was done by directly recording the output of an actual pair of Starkey Cetera hearing aids worn by someone sitting in a barber-like chair in a room designed to acoustically resemble a real barber shop (for all I know, it may have been recorded in an actual barbershop), with actors portraying “Luigi” and “Manuel” walking around the person wearing the hearing aids, and saying their lines and doing their things.
The audio was copied by a number of websites before *LovelyVirus* put it to a text slide and uploaded it to TH-cam all those years ago. One of them was the Q-Sound website, from where *LovelyVirus* apparently got it, which is presumably why the text falsely says that the technology is Q-Sound Labs. Or maybe (I need to check into this) Q-Sound helped Starkey develop Cetera, and Cetera is actually a variation or specialized derivation of Q-Sound.
Holy shit
It’s 3am and when he whispered in my ear I flipped
Thank you once again Mr. Dankpods for showing me a wonderful listening experience.
ah yes
He's the reason why I'm here as well and am having my mind blown.
@@stevetischler2426 saaaame
Yeeees
Eyo
I had my Focal headphones on and thought I closed YT. When I heard this start playing I literally jumped out of my chair.
focal is a good brand
Same, but I wasn't using Focals
Lol
Lol
which focals?
This audio is 17 years old and the quality is much better than new asmr videos 😮
28 years actually, this was recorded in 1996
(puts bag over head) *aLL tHe fANcY BArbEr sHopS dO tHaT*
Potato Dabber I think he wanted to suffocate me lol
lol
Even after 15 years, this is still one of the best demos for 3D audio
@Shrofe Pittly Even more impressive
MWll's audio is scuffed
yeah, it's a shame the Cetera algorithm didn't become ubiquitous, it's clearly phenomenal
Can you believe that the audio was created in 1996, that's crazy
@@keel88Damn, they were actually ahead of time😮😮
Just got my AirPods pro and testing them on this made me realize my $5 wired headphones from 20 years ago did the same job.
With AirPod Pros you could achieve a better experience since they would block out all sound arround you
It's because the audio is actually recorded very well. Any headphones can play left and right. So the directional sound will be exactly the same on any headphones. However I bet your airpods have much better sound clarity.
You won't notice much of it while listening to music on youtube due to massive compression it does. But with something like Spotify or Tidal, the music quality is like night and day. After getting my good quality earbuds, I can't even listen to the TH-cam stuff just because how much worse it sounds xD
Yeah but now you can drop and lose them so much easier!
@@-desertpackrat so true
but airpods need a charger
How tf does a TH-cam video from 2007 sound more realistic then ASMR TH-camrs with multi thousand dollar equipment
They aren't using the Cetera algorithm for post processing.
This make my brain feel so fuzzy I almost called my brain an eye
Even better, it was originally recorded in 1996
How the mics are set up mostly. I think the video uses two microphones that replicatws the space.
@@snowghoul3813 That's exactly how most ASMRtists work man. 3DIO Head, ZOOOM mics, all stereo.
if only this kind of quality surround sound was used in games...
BOBCAMO H.A.F. I do agree with you somewhat but I feel like this quality and intensity of surround may get distracting in a game. Or it may be totally immersive. I feel like it would be hit or miss and hard go get perfect.
People are alredy trying to use this in virtual Realiti. Excuse my englisch im German
Check out the Spatial Audio Game Engine for Doom 3 (If you have Doom 3, if not check out a walkthrough). It's for free on the New Audio Technology website and it does a really good job. This Game Engine simulates a 50.2 Surround Sound system and decodes it into 3D Headphone Surround Sound, wich you can easily perceive via every common headphones.
BOBCAMO H.A.F. It's better in video games
Used in fortnite
WHAT THE HELL I THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS BREAKING IN MY HOUSE
FR
Cool
AHAHHA
XDDD
SAME I THOUGHT IT WAS MH DAD
I've seen literally TONS of ASMR videos but still nothing can compare to this one.
Jane Fabella tucker zone
Wow, so what's the conversion factor for megabits to tons?
I guess that has to do with that fact that this isn't strictly ASMR, this is just binaural audio, so it tells a story, sets up a scene, has layers (the guitar on the back, Luigi's voice and then the scissors up front), and doesn't rely on mindless whispers and senseless noises
@@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc I wa wondering the same, engineer here
Check out the Listening Point channel. They basically parody this with a bunch of characters
Do you think Manuel and Luigi have explored each others bodies?
You can tell because of the compliments Manuel had given Luigi
This is what introduced me to ASMR.
Even after so many years it sounds great. Strangely not even the most popular ASMRtists can bring about this quality.
I agree! This was most certainly done by very technically skilled professionals
The second best thing to this is the channel "rich asmr" the dude fucking does asmr on a tank, an rpg-7, and much much more
You're right, most modern asmr video made me question if asmr was even real, but this one proved that way before i knew what asmr even was...lol
I can literally feel the tingling sensation up my spine and back of my head with this one..!!!
Most modern asmr don't even come close to that..Best i get from them is a feeling of slight satisfaction. But not to this level..
Old good games are still good games but old, old good stuff will be still good stuff
The binaural audio algorithm used in this recording was created by QSound Labs for a hearing aid company, unfortunately the technology is patented and not available to the public so we are stuck with subpar ASMR for now.
My ears are like
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yeah its called binural audio
yep XD
It’s called 𝗦𝗖𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗔
me with half broken headphone's: *L I E S !*
wow so original
Is there anything that even comes close to this? Even the modern purpose-built ASMR videos can't touch this.
I feel the same! Nothing else is as good as this one!
keegan112099 i really wonder why!!
Many old games come sorta close to this, if you use the right sound card and set them up correctly. You can use any Creative X-Fi model sound card and activate CMSS-3D in its control panel under game mode, and play games that use DirectSound3D or OpenAL for sound, or an old Aureal Vortex 2 sound card for games that use A3D for sound. It was pretty impressive, sadly this tech has not been used in most newer games, but now with the advent of VR, this might return, Nvidia is already working on their Nvidia VRWorks Audio tech which works similarly to the old A3D tech.
Dan and phil's 3d audio trailer is even better than this one by far
Corkoth55 i've never got tingles in my life from asmr, apart from this. it's amazing to finally feel these legendary tingles...
please never stop creating and never stop bragging about this masterpiece you made
I started struggling to breathe when he put the bag over my ‘head’. My brain giving me that full package experience 💀
same i could feel the bag on my head
?? yall are weird
@@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 nah ur headphones are weird or something
What kind of barber puts a plastic bag over someone's head?
All of the fancy ones of course..
A fancy one.
a kinky 1
Sweeny Todd
Sweeney* Todd!
Luigi: - Puts plastic bag over head -
Luigi: - Takes it off-
Luigi: Why did I do that? Well because all of the fancy barber shops are doing it!
*are you s u r e*
HIS NAME IS LUIGI!
They don't
Suspend your disbelief for the sake of this dope video pls k they just couldnt find any other reasonable explanation as to why a barber is putting a plastic bag over your head, other than it sounding pretty cool lol
@@barnacleboi2595
It was a joke their buddy calm down
It's like that episode of FRIENDS where Joey finds out that's not how tailors measure pants.
17 years ago this quality of asmr😮 and today's asmr 😂
this was the first ASMR video I ever watched. I was 12 then I’m 24 now 😂 can’t believe this is still up !
omg
Yoooo me too, I'm surprised it still holds well to this day. Crazy this was 13 years ago
I come back to this when I think of things I found when i was younger 😂
That’s crazy I was 3 years old 💀😂
Im tryna find that video in which two chicks fights over who's going to cut my hairs🤣
When he whispered in the ear I got so scared that I opened my eyes that's like a ear jumpscare
bro same
I read this and then it happened
Fyra I got shivers
Fyra same
What was the etcetra or something he called that algorithm?
Anyone else scrolling through comments while showing to friend/Family?
boyfriend*
yup
Major_Juice_Box Potato Flavored me lol
Lol my brother
yepp my bestfriend🤣
Man Well: (Humming a song) Oh, hello there, hello there, how are you? Yes, yes, you're here for the virtual haircut? Yes, yes OK. I will go get Luigi. He will come and cut your hair. I'll-I'll man just just stay right there. (Knock knock knock knock. )Ah, Luigi? (Knock knock knock knock knock. ) Ah, Luigi?!
Luigi: Who are you?!
Man Well: Ah, Luigi! It's Man Well here. A person is here for the virtual haircut. You better come up.
Luigi: Got it, Man Well, I will come up right now.
Man Well: OK, he's coming up right now. And... meanwhile I will go over here and play the music by the guitar, because that is what I do here at the barbershop. Hmm.
(Man Well takes out the guitar, starts playing the guitar as Luigi comes.)
Luigi: Ah, it's so nice to see you. Welcome to the Starky Sattarrah Barbershop. And your virtual haircut. I'd like to start the demonstration by moving over to your right hand side, and picking up this bag. (Picks up the bag.) If you just hold still for a second, I'll put this bag over your head. (Luigi puts the bag over your head.) Just like that. The bag over the top of the head. And now I'll pick the bag off. (Luigi picks the bag off.) There we go. The only reason I did that, it's because...all of the fancy barbershops do that. What you are listening to is I move off to your right ear and very quickly wash my hands. (Luigi starts washing his hands and meanwhile the phone starts ringing.) Man Well, would you get that please?
Man Well: Hm. Yes.
Luigi: Ah, thank you Man Well. Let me finish washing my hands here just, uh, bearly with a few more seconds. (Man Well starts talking to phone as Luigi finishes washing his hands.)
Luigi: Ah, there. Oh yes. As I was saying, all we are doing is using your head, (Luigi taps on your head.) as the listening point. And we have two microphones one of either side of the head...in the same position, as where your left...(Luigi flicks his thumb near your left ear.) And your right ears are. (Luigi flicks his thumb near your right ear.) Your brain is doing all of the work. Telling you where the sounds are coming from. OK, I'll go get the scissors. (Luigi goes and gets the scissors.) Ah, yes... It's nice and sharp. (Luigi starts clipping the scissors.) Now as I begin a clipping, and I bring the clippers closer to your ear. (Luigi brings the scissors closer to your right ear.) Very close to the right ear... (Luigi brings the clippers very close to your right ear.) Follow me as I move around the back of the head to the left ear... (Luigi brings the scissors closer to your left ear.) And up and over the top of the head. OK. Now, you can get the same effect better with the electric razor. (Luigi powers the electric razor.) I'll first bring it close to your right ear. (Luigi brings the electric razor closer to your right ear.) It's perfect. And around the back. And on to your left. (Luigi brings the electric razor closer to your back of the head to your left ear.) Ah, there. I think that looks wonderful! Man Well, what do you think?
Man Well: Huh, what? Oh, yes. YES. It looks wonderful Luigi. You do such a nice work.
Luigi: Ah, thank you so much Man Well.
Man Well: So fast, too...
Luigi: Now. As I walk around, I just want to tell you once more, (Luigi starts walking around meanwhile he speaks.) that your ability to hear where I am as I walk around the room is simply the amazing power of your brain. Calculating the tiny differences or cues in sound intensity, and arrival time from two open ears. And unlike any. Other hearing instrument, only ONE. Has the digital algorithm, that negates it's own physical presence in the ear, to fully restore those differences. And that algorithm is called... (Luigi whispers very close to your left ear.) Sattarah... Haha, haha-ha. Oh thank you! Thank you so much for stopping by the Starky Virtual Barbershop. Goodbye. (Luigi says just before he leaves.) And read there chief.
(If I made a mistake or missed something, fix it, AND IT TOOK ME THREE HOURS TO DO THAT DON'T FORGET TO LIKE BRO LIKE BRO!)
Forget about that new ASMR I only listen to vintage ASMR from 13 years ago on vinyl, it's the only real audio.
This was actually recorded in the 90s I think
@@StickDropper516 ✨what✨
@Mineblox Definitely not
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@@StickDropper516 what are you on i want some of that shit