As a history lover and degree holder this is obviously my favorite draft. That being said if everyone comes into the arena with their weapons, Andy wins easily because he drafted the only person with a gun. Otherwise Mike wins hands down because he drafted all warriors. Quite a few generals from history were not known as good warriors. Each of Mike's picks were lead from the front warrior. Genghis Khan spent much of his life fighting to survive before he became the Khan of Khans, Vlad the Impaler spent his entire life fighting the Ottoman Empire and was arguably one of their greatest enemies with very few soldiers at his command. Joan of Arc lead successful sieges and battles, often the first over the walls because she believed she was sent by God to do his bidding to defeat the enemies of France. And Leonidas is self explanatory for anyone who has seen 300 (even if most of the movie is stylized lol). Jason is close, but William Wallace was known for his leadership in real life than his fighting skill, Spartacus and Atilla are his best warriors and nothing to sneeze at, but Sun Tzu was military theory and that works when its armies but this is man to man. Andy has 1 true fighter, a slinger, and two regular dudes
Gotta love the 40 yr old man with the hat on backwards. Perfect for a comedy podcast. Next thing you know he's going to start saying "no cap" and "bet". Love you guys 😂
@@jakevossen9167 oh hell yeah the dude who was banging 8 broads? Yeah he's tight but I don't think he beat a Goliath therefore bad pick. He's gotta monster dong tho.
Jack the ripper was a coward who would not step foot in the arena. AND YOU GUYS should look up what david and his mighty mean did later against huge numbers of enemies. Who will be suprised.
Hey Mike, from one Zombie movie fan to another, Dawn of the Dead was the movie in the shopping center. Day of the dead was when they were in the underground bunker in Florida. Personally I think the Mall is a toss up idea, plenty of provisions but also any access points and blind areas to monitor.
I am fully with Jason on the not snotball. I always sneeze at least 3 times and I can go on sneezing rampages like Andy was talking about. I can't have snotballs when I sneeze 20 straight times
I was at basic training with no phone access when Endgame was out. My drill sergeant put us all in formation and made us listen to the entire plot of endgame for like 15 minutes. It was the worst punishment we got the whole time we were there.
My wife sneezes every time after she eats a meal and her record for sneezes after a meal was just broke at my sister in laws 60th birthday dinner! 22 lol!
Just gotta say that living in a desert also helps against zombies. Their bodies will rot and get destroyed in summer. I think they’d turn to dust in this arizona summer
25:36 I’d like to point out in Resident Evil 2 movie, a major character was in a wheelchair and did in fact crawl out of chair and killed the antagonist. Spoiler
Jason was in the middle of a crazy sandwich today, a snot ball is way worse BUT living in the great white north we have an higher snot ratio so i might be biased ;)
A buddy of mine wears his underwear four days in a row smh, he has a system he says where he wears them regular, then rotates the front to the back, then turns it inside out, and then rotates them again front to back before he cleans them unless he has an accident?! Smh!
Ok Joan is getting smoked let’s be honest. HOW DOES NO ONE TAKE SAMSON OR ELIJAH?! LITERAL BARBARIAN AND CLERIC FROM DND, RAISING DEAD AND FIREBALL + INVINCIBILITY
I like how Andy picked David and then wanted to make sure his next pick was real. Lol David never really fought a Goliath you know that right? He's fictional.
Isn't David a Bible character? Not a historical figure? The Bible isn't a book of history, FYI. It's a belief, not a historical text. Should've been drafting real people.
Andy’s clothes being too soft. 😂 You guys are going to get me in trouble for laughing so much while I’m working. Lol.
How in the world was Achilles not even mentioned... Definitely my 1.01
I'm really surprised Mike didn't draft bravery, fortitude, strength, and quickness.
As a history lover and degree holder this is obviously my favorite draft. That being said if everyone comes into the arena with their weapons, Andy wins easily because he drafted the only person with a gun. Otherwise Mike wins hands down because he drafted all warriors. Quite a few generals from history were not known as good warriors. Each of Mike's picks were lead from the front warrior. Genghis Khan spent much of his life fighting to survive before he became the Khan of Khans, Vlad the Impaler spent his entire life fighting the Ottoman Empire and was arguably one of their greatest enemies with very few soldiers at his command. Joan of Arc lead successful sieges and battles, often the first over the walls because she believed she was sent by God to do his bidding to defeat the enemies of France. And Leonidas is self explanatory for anyone who has seen 300 (even if most of the movie is stylized lol). Jason is close, but William Wallace was known for his leadership in real life than his fighting skill, Spartacus and Atilla are his best warriors and nothing to sneeze at, but Sun Tzu was military theory and that works when its armies but this is man to man. Andy has 1 true fighter, a slinger, and two regular dudes
This comment made me happier than the episode
Missed the 1-01 Miyamoto Musashi - greatest swordsman of all time.
I would like to add the nuance that Alexander the Great was Macedonian
Would you rather be on minimum wage for the rest of your life or 1 million a year but a snail is constantly chasing you and if it touches you,you die
I kept yelling at the phone, "the statue of David is the biblical David".
The giant snot ball
Napoleon was a massive snub, gonna add to his complex XD
Gotta love the 40 yr old man with the hat on backwards. Perfect for a comedy podcast. Next thing you know he's going to start saying "no cap" and "bet". Love you guys 😂
This pod is gas fr fr
Also, how is Andy drafting David but not Samson? 😂
Lol they're both fictional
@@dbone024 king David is a historically figure factually. Whatever you believe put Aside. He was a king of Israel and historical record shows that lol
@@jakevossen9167 oh hell yeah the dude who was banging 8 broads? Yeah he's tight but I don't think he beat a Goliath therefore bad pick. He's gotta monster dong tho.
Jack the ripper was a coward who would not step foot in the arena. AND YOU GUYS should look up what david and his mighty mean did later against huge numbers of enemies. Who will be suprised.
Let’s gooo needed a new spitballers episode !!
Hey Mike, from one Zombie movie fan to another, Dawn of the Dead was the movie in the shopping center. Day of the dead was when they were in the underground bunker in Florida. Personally I think the Mall is a toss up idea, plenty of provisions but also any access points and blind areas to monitor.
Can’t believe no one drafted Miyamoto Musashi.
I am fully with Jason on the not snotball. I always sneeze at least 3 times and I can go on sneezing rampages like Andy was talking about. I can't have snotballs when I sneeze 20 straight times
I was at basic training with no phone access when Endgame was out. My drill sergeant put us all in formation and made us listen to the entire plot of endgame for like 15 minutes. It was the worst punishment we got the whole time we were there.
Thank you fpr your service but fuck that CO.
Nobody drafted Tamerlane The Great?? He killed over 5% of the Earths Population, dude was brutal!!
Thanks for this, work is so so stressful lately and I’m so happy to start off today with a new episode 😊
My Grandma told me horror stories of cleaning her dad’s handkerchief.
Lol Audy Murphy, Sgt York... Anyone with a gun in history lol
Jason has a bad case of the Huns 😉
The fact that Jason was alone in the sneeze argument was infuriating. I 100000% side with Jason.
Was thinking Andy was going to pair David with Jesus… kill him and he’ll be back. Plus miracles…
He'll be the last survivor but he's a pacifist. Plus the resurrecting people is a cheat code, lol.
Horse is delicious, in Japan certain areas eat them sashimi (raw). it tastes like.....horse lol
My wife sneezes every time after she eats a meal and her record for sneezes after a meal was just broke at my sister in laws 60th birthday dinner! 22 lol!
Anyone else need to get trapped on a fancy island real soon? 😂🕺🏝️
I don’t know how Achilles made it out the first round
I came here to say the same thing.
I thought that was the easy 1.01
Just gotta say that living in a desert also helps against zombies. Their bodies will rot and get destroyed in summer. I think they’d turn to dust in this arizona summer
Mike, now you see why McCoy’s nickname is “Shady”…
25:36 I’d like to point out in Resident Evil 2 movie, a major character was in a wheelchair and did in fact crawl out of chair and killed the antagonist. Spoiler
You can't put spoiler at the end of the post. Defeats the whole purpose.
Jason was in the middle of a crazy sandwich today, a snot ball is way worse BUT living in the great white north we have an higher snot ratio so i might be biased ;)
Happy Monday
i would say meh
A buddy of mine wears his underwear four days in a row smh, he has a system he says where he wears them regular, then rotates the front to the back, then turns it inside out, and then rotates them again front to back before he cleans them unless he has an accident?! Smh!
No Achilles or napoleon taken is crazy
Should do the worst bad guys draft!
i would rather spoil movies
So then who was Noah's wife?
Maui Jim's are NOT "a little bit expensive."
Where's my boy Lü Bu?
If you drafted Harry Truman, would he have gotten to use a nuclear bomb?
Maybe I haven't seen it yet, but I think y'all have to have a draft of the best pro wrestlers and one of the worst
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I know what you mean by too soft andy, and no i would not wear it either.
Jason, better the snotball that is no longer in you. Leaving it in your nose is more gross
Could you still just blow your nose and just not sneeze? Al Borland?
Mike automatically wins with the Vlad pick 🧛♂️
Ok Joan is getting smoked let’s be honest. HOW DOES NO ONE TAKE SAMSON OR ELIJAH?! LITERAL BARBARIAN AND CLERIC FROM DND, RAISING DEAD AND FIREBALL + INVINCIBILITY
Also Mike Tyson ….
Bruce Lee …. What are we doing
Master IP ?!??
Joan is not getting smoked unless it's at the stake. She got that +777 God armor.
Fair point, she’s got plot armor lol
Can u submit would u fathers on here…
I like how Andy picked David and then wanted to make sure his next pick was real. Lol David never really fought a Goliath you know that right? He's fictional.
Why don't you ask Jewish historians if one of the greatest kings in their entire history was real or not.
@@CartmanMorisato Hitler wasn't a king you MORONEse
Isn't David a Bible character? Not a historical figure? The Bible isn't a book of history, FYI. It's a belief, not a historical text. Should've been drafting real people.
Why don't you ask Jewish historians if one of the greatest kings in their entire history was real or not.
Country is trash, Jason. Do better!