Pirate Myths & Things That Are Fragile - Episode 268 - Spitballers Comedy Show

On today’s show, we talk about having your in-laws move in with your family, turning things into cake, and painfully awkward acting. Then, Andy, Mike, and Jason each share a wild but real news article. Lastly, we carefully wrap up the show with a draft of things that are fragile. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
02:00 - Would You Rather?
23:25 - Is This Real Life?
35:35 - Draft: Things That Are Fragile
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[@davindavids2963]

I cried laughing so hard at the draft going off the rails.

[@RickGuttersohn]

This is seriously the best draft ever!!!! Andy’s disgust is perfect.

[@Alecbartholomew]

That draft went off the rails immediately 😂

[@UndeniableAB]

ARRRGGHHHH MATEY!! Can’t wait to listen at work, love the offseason. Spitballers in full effect

[@kengriffiths5229]

This draft went completely off the rails 🤣

[@ayanaatthrivebewhole]

This is delightful! Although, how did we get through an entire draft about fragile things, without mentioning "fra-gee-lay" from a Christmas Story?! Lol 😂

[@coveythegreat]

Best draft of all time.

[@efrengramajo]

LOVED THAT SCAT!

[@spudmuffin2744]

Mike leading up to his final pick was my favorite moment on this show in a while. Simply immaculate 😂

[@J-Money911]

35:42 I’m dying at Jason’s moan. 😂 I want that game!

[@notanexpert522]

Top 10 draft all time just for everyone being on completely different pages in different books. Also no one drafting a house of cards is criminal.

[@stefanmilosevic8664]

This draft had me audibly laughing and trying to catch my breath 😂💀 too funny!

[@jeffrenaud145]

Maybe your best podcast yet. Good stuff boys

[@thomasmc568]

One of my favorite drafts! Can't wait to vote for Mike

[@jatakeda]

Mike with a legendary draft

[@westcoastjez]

Jason has drafted precious things😂😂

[@plzing2]

Jason's list is the best thing ever😂

[@aliziandelsaire6559]

The hook was massively used by Dutch pirates, firstly. In the case of falling over board, to catch on to the keel, as the ship kept moving. Also used for boarding, if fallen into the water, to secure yourself to the enemy ship. The hooks had handles inside, that resembled the shaft of a rapier. To hold your wrist in place with a thick strap. Most straps were made with goat hide.

[@robiapicca5967]

We had a bubble send-off at my wedding a few months ago... made the entire place so happy, including us... bubbles are awesome lol

[@fredmann5019]

The leg lamp from A Christmas Story.

[@nolandean3201]

Best. Draft. Yet.

[@caiogoes7494]

BEST DRAFT EVER

[@nikkibrewer3945]

It's not soda..... it's POP !!! Damn southerners, lol

[@kengriffiths5229]

Weird draft mike lol

[@domasks8851]

This was the draft that broke Andy XD

[@therancidpizzabox2977]

Best draft and best scat in the same episode?!?

[@jaredbowling2016]

I was waiting on someone to draft the leg lamp from Christmas story

[@hLrCjRcB2110]

Andy complaining about "fart sniffing movies" and then bringing up Green Book was...something. That's gotta be one of the worst oscar bait "fart sniffy" movies to come out in recent history lmaooo

[@danwoodliff9873]

Indie movie scene is doing great right now!!!
But I think they're fart sniffer movies ;)

[@justinbodenschatz3796]

The fart lady had to be 70 years old my dad used to use matches for the same thing lmao. It does do the trick though 😅😅😅

[@Rubberdoo]

For a life advice I just recently went out to Arizona for a vacation, since I live in Indiana I don’t got any jack-in-the-boxes or in-n-outs, I was wondering what y’all’s favorite meal to get at these restaurants is, (Also Carl’s Jr is called Hardee’s in the east)

[@dillonervin8876]

Top 10 episode hahahaha

[@Rubberdoo]

I just recently went out to Arizona for a vacation, since I live in Indiana I don’t got any jack-in-the-boxes or in-n-outs, I was wondering what y’all’s favorite meal to get at these restaurants is, (Also Carl’s Jr is called Hardee’s in the east)

[@justinbodenschatz3796]

Do we have videos of Jason in his plays/musicals? If so WE NEED THESE

[@jstnsmutek]

Spiderwebs are one of the strongest materials on Earth, correct?

[@eaglezfan90]

Not to be a Debbie downer. But after my dad died two years ago I called my mom to check in because I live out of state. And it has become a normal thing where I call her everyday after work driving home. It was a little rough at first but it’s become something we both really enjoy.. in laws on the other hand, no thank you.

[@buddhadickson4309]

Sorry Andy... your draft choices are better, but Mike and Jason were absolute goof balls 😂

[@munson42792]

1. 01 must be my ego after the fantasy football season

[@jaygee941]

😁👍

[@manuelcastro7446]

You guys should watch godzilla minus one, maybe not jason he'll have to read

[@DaizyCutt3r]

It’s pronounced frah-gee-lay.
I think it’s Italian.

[@sergiopitts7853]

Definitely a hook hand!!

[@crislab2412]

Don't try to work out listening to this draft. I failed miserably.

[@Sanderson331]

Andy’s picks were lame lol