Apple didn't skip iPhone 9 the iPhone X IS the iPhone 9 that's why apple released the iPhone XS (ok I'm just kidding I'm no iSheep I'm and samsheep or fandroid the things I wrote is not 100% real)
For years now, I’ve waited patiently for Christmas 2020. Now, my day has come. I wonder if that lady’s appointment had to be cancelled again and rescheduled for like 2024.
Every first day of school ever Every lifeguard ever Every robot ever Every star wars movie ever Every employee ever Every school play ever Every librarian ever Every camper ever Every library ever Every horror game ever Every sports store ever Every musically ever Ever microwave ever Every micro soft store ever Every Christmas day ever Every scientist ever Every TH-camr ever
Who’s watching this 2020? In 12 months Courtney will have her appointment Edit: Now with Corona Virus, Courtney may have to reschedule. Edit (28.04.20) Thank you for 1K!!! Stay safe all xxx 😘
I LOVED THAT MARI AND BOZE WERE IN THIS,! Please keep bringing in all Smosh family in videos it makes it so much better when everyone is working together on the same things!!!!
You forgot about the kid who's parents let them stay at the store while they go shopping. The kid then proceeds to go to the I pads and play every single game on it.
I went to apple with a bent iPad and wanted them to fix it, they said that would cost $230 so I gave it to my dad and he used his hands and bent it back for free.
please make an EVERY DAMN 12 YEAR OLD KID COMPLAINING BECAUSE ANTHONY IS GONE NOT REALISING THAT IT WAS ANTHONY'S OWN DECISION AND HES BETTER OFF LIKE THIS, EVER
Hit em twice this ain't insta I don't like you, gotta put some rice in this beef like some thai food, you ain't got no bars, no flow like a lake do. Rented cars and that rollie looking fake too, lets go back to the bully thing listen here, was it back in middle school or was it senior year Thats what happens when you watch it every night sis *ba dum tss* Its a yes from me
"I'll take all the ipads"
*gets offered a phone protector and phone case*
When she leaves you can see the iPhone 11
Classic apple
Poop
*seems legit*
I Get to day iPhone 11 uhmm No now we have iPhone 100
Everyone, Let’s congratulate Courtney for having to reschedule again this Christmas due to the Coronavirus.
Well she missed it, it was today
It 2021 Christmas now.
its 2021 chrimas now
2025 now
@@erniekennedy6980 yo ahh is not in 2025💀💀💀
“ILL TAKE ALL THE IPADS”
“Well that will be 2400 dollars”
Wow u got a great deal
Exactly apparently they had like 3 in stock
@@arsnau8997 maybe even 1
That costs as much as 2 iphone 12 pro's
@@P._diddy_disciple so 1 iphone costs 1200?
I know that's what I was saying
“Yeah the iPhone 9 came out!”
Us in 2020: actually it goes 8,10,11,12 we don’t know a 9
@Austin Wicker hahaha
@Austin Wicker lol
Now a 13
@@WizardFolfo5284 bro that’s crazy
@@marleyy.jean026 nice sarcasm
It’s Christmas 2020. Courtney’s appointment is today. Let’s hope she made it.
She missed it
@@camdengoode4566 bruh the next one will be on virgin Mary 2023
She has one for Thanksgiving 2030
It got canceled
No all the Apple stores are closed
“I got a opening for Christmas 2020” well good luck with that
Haha
Yea goodluck
I came here to comment about that only to find yours. Thank you, my work is complete.
@@secla_SC lol your welcome
Man she is unlucky
Yo Courtney is getting her phone fixed this Christmas
Bro
Yup
YAY
Lmao
Damn you beat me to it
Ian’s face when he says “I wanted to get it pregnant. So it could make me them iPhones” was priceless
Only _$2400.33_ for ALL the iPads, a phone protector *_and case_* ??? Bish what a bargain!
There was only one iPad left...
Octopus Animates how do you know
@Rishi2379 ik thats what i was thinkin
Rishi2379 ya ikr
Rishi2379 no its 24000.33
Hope she doesn’t miss her appointment this year
It’s not even Christmas though
She missed it
@@norgrimthedwarf6079 25 december 2020
@@MichalRejman yeah i know it was a joke Haha
@@norgrimthedwarf6079 oh k haha
Courtney, remember this Christmas u have a meeting at Apple.
Zaman Kwekha nope it’s next Christmas
FTM Dragon Playz no it is this Christmas. 2020.
Zaman Kwekha no it ain’t dumbass
Tbroo grape Christmas 2020 he said. You an idiot?
FlutterShy Thankyou. He’s the one that’s a dumbass
4:48
It is currently Christmas, 2020.
Looks like Courtney’s finally getting her appointment.
0:27 Noah's hair looks like some Neapolitan Ice cream
Very true
It's supposed to
HahahahahHahahahahahaha
it’s meant to, he asked the barber to get it done neapolitan colour
Noah: you ever eaten that triple flavor ice cream?
Barber: yah say no more fam
3:44 they had such a good setup for a sticky keys joke
Nrock1000 Badum tish
Nrock1000
they actually did some non-sequitur humor noice
but thats only a windows thing. try pressing shift 5 times on a mac, it wont do anything other than judge you for it
Nrock1000 i don't think that's a sticky keys joke buddy
What about the dad who complains about his son who didn't read the terms & service and got kidnapped to test the latest human centipede apple model.
David DaVenus Made my day
David DaVenus south park reference lol
David DaVenus southpark
David DaVenus hahahahhaah only South Park fans will get this
South park
“I got opening for Christmas, 2020”
Almost there.
That bitch better be there
"I will not disappoint you, My Lord! I mean... SIR!" LMAO!
She said michael
No she didn't
Yes she did you just have captions on
hash I think it should’ve said “I mean...Siri”
Is that you Bellatrix Lestrange?
Who else is here in 2020 and can’t wait til December so Courtney can go to her appointment
Lol i cant because im from another country
Lol can’t wait
“It’s a Home Depot, inside my stomach.”
-Olivia
Can she get me some sandpaper?
hehe iCloud gi brrrrrrrr
4:47 legend says that she is still waiting for her appointment
Well it’s today..
@@revamp2921 I made that comment a week ago?
That moment when you realize that you have watched every single every blank every episode. Then subsequently realize that you have no life.
FrostyWolfZ I
FrostyWolfZ Lol ikr
FrostyWolfZ I
Alan Wong hbbhj
FrostyWolfZ i
I DIED AT: “it’s a Home Depot in my stomach” 😂😂😂
ForbiddenForest sams
* same
ForbiddenForest oe
It's 1: 44 am and I almost burst out laughing at this
BoringBacon Pw its idiom
damn in the future im in . Apple skipped iphone9 and went to iphoneX (10)
Apple didn't skip iPhone 9 the iPhone X IS the iPhone 9 that's why apple released the iPhone XS (ok I'm just kidding I'm no iSheep I'm and samsheep or fandroid the things I wrote is not 100% real)
It ain't making sence
Cause 7 8(ate ) 9
IPhone X is actually iPhone 9. X is 9 is Romanian numbers or something.
Nathan14 X Is ten
X for ten years.
“I’ve got an opening Christmas.... 2020”
Anyone here on Christmas 2020
I wish I was.
June 2021
Rule 1, *Karen*
*YoU kNoW mOrE tHaN tHe CuStOmEr AnD tHeY aRe NoT eNtITlEd To ThAt InFoRmAtIoN, SiR!*
Abby’s Wonderful World! Meh name is Karen lol
Karen is a name for entitled people, mainly parents...
Thanujan Thavaratnam welp
Birth of r/entitledparents
Rule 2, *Chris!*
yOU cAn ALwaYs bE sMugGer, SiR!
_I BELIEVE THE TERM _*_MORE SMUG_*_ IS THE CORRECT PHRASING OF THIS PARTICULAR INSTANCE, SIR!_
I really like that they included Damien, Mari and Boze in this, they should include Smosh Games in their videos more often!
Every bully ever
Every ever blank ever ever
Every gamer ever
Every prison ever
Every trick shot ever
Every McDonald ever
Like this for smosh
Leah Dunney true that
Sun_ Charger every trickshot ever and McDonald's ever sounds good
Sun_ Charger I rather watch every gamer every
Sun_ Charger I
I want the every bully ever
For years now, I’ve waited patiently for Christmas 2020. Now, my day has come. I wonder if that lady’s appointment had to be cancelled again and rescheduled for like 2024.
4:50 “Christmas 2020”
At this rate it is cancelled
You have no idea😣
It’s today
@Austin NightEyes no the day I said it, it was Christmas
4.6k apple stores disliked this video
5.1k
5.1k
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5.2k
n0 its 5.2K
The best thing about the iPhone 9 is that it doesn’t exist
Ikr
It does now
NesNerd26 no it doesn’t
There is the iPhone 11 now 😂
I Xx_GirthyBoi_xX I yes it does, the iPhone se 2 is the iPhone 9
They didn’t know that on Christmas 2020 we won’t have a normal Christmas
Who made Noah dye his hair like a 3 flavor ice cream?
Tessa Holderman maybe that was what he was going for
Just saw that.
Neapolitan ice cream=best ice cream
He did.
he is a noahpolitan ice cream
iTube: the brand new video system!
Monthly fee of $2000
I literally went to a apple shop and they didn't know what a iCloud was. I'm not shitting you
Xx Princess Ariel Xx an apple store, an iCloud
it is a server that exists in apple hq that stores all of your documents. ITS DAT SIMPLE WHY DO THEY NOT NO?!
DonCrafts1 - Gaming and Vlogs! Because if they were really tech people, they'd have an Android
DonCrafts1 - Gaming and Vlogs! Also *know
Xx Abbydawnlover222 MSP Xx HAMILTONN
Legend has it Courtney's Mac book is still broken and she's still waiting for an appointment
"My phone is broken. This is razer" LMAO that got me laughing like hell XD
*me just looking around*: employees available of helping
*actually coming for help*: all employees not available
Every first day of school ever
Every lifeguard ever
Every robot ever
Every star wars movie ever
Every employee ever
Every school play ever
Every librarian ever
Every camper ever
Every library ever
Every horror game ever
Every sports store ever
Every musically ever
Ever microwave ever
Every micro soft store ever
Every Christmas day ever
Every scientist ever
Every TH-camr ever
Everything ever
Some are already down now
Every Guitar Store Ever
*TikTok*
Every microwave ever??????
Shout out to everyone watching on Christmas 2020 like me!!
I was
Ha HA
1:57 Customer: What’s a iCloud?Worker:ITS A HOME DEPOT INSIDE OF MY STOMACH!
Customer: what?
This is an Icloud 'farts'
why did you just repeat what the video said? We all saw that part, and you had no reason to repeat it. it's a pretty uncreative thing to do.
@@octopusanimates9313 That's what I'm SAYIN
Every INTRO ever
Every DREAM ever
Every NIGHTMARE ever
Every GAMER ever
Jazmine Baguinon every intro ever would be awesome
Destroyer 37 Thanks
Every camp out ever
Jazmine Baguinon intro yes
Dream and nightmare no thanks
Gamer hell yeah
The best thing about the iPhone 9, is that it doesn't exist!
@@farliewillett5740 he is showing scarsamand u dumfuk not whooshed
Srujana S.P. As I’m reading your comet it’s been out 9months
Well now they have a iPhone ten Yay!
Now it does
@@farliewillett5740 your jokes are retarded. That's not how you woosh someone.
Dont woosh me or ur gay
“I got an opening for Christmas 2020” Make sure you wear a mask 😷
Keith: 😭😭😭😭😭
Ian: did u drop ur phone in the toilet
Keith:yeah
Billy Rafferty when I was reading this text video was on this part and it was perfectly in sink
Yep we all saw it don't have to repeat it
Hyno Pyro - what kind of fuckin insult is that 😂😂
@@gabethebabe8187 I don't even know. Just putting random words together. Lazarbeam says it sometimes. I think it is an insult from down under.
Hyno Pyro Alright fuckpiss
Christmas 2020 is less than a year off
Yes
Yay
Oh not now
*Less than a week
Who’s watching this 2020? In 12 months Courtney will have her appointment
Edit: Now with Corona Virus, Courtney may have to reschedule.
Edit (28.04.20) Thank you for 1K!!! Stay safe all xxx 😘
For what?
Ohh nvm. Just watched that part of the video lol
r/whooosh amirite?
I’m watching this in 2020!!
>:D
“I got an opening with Christmas 2020”
Well it’s March 13 2021 let’s hope Courtney got her appointment on time
"I'll take all the iPads!!" "Ok well, you'll need Apple care, cellphone protecter and a cellphone case" it's an iPad 😂😂😂😂😂
@@citrus4738 He got the joke, He was just explaining the joke to people who didn't catch it.
@@citrus4738 fuck off you play roblox
Why People Dont Fart In apple stores?
There are no Windows
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
MRMatiasHD nice one
MRMatiasHD unoriginal
@@tasuu_ ur unoriginal oh yeah yeah
Oh. My. God.
What do you call a security guard that works for Samsung
Guardian of the galaxy😂
Brooklyn's Drawings You actually did this 😂
Brooklyn's Drawings that joke is so old
what do you call a guard of original jokes?
guardian of originality
Brooklyn's Drawings that was hilarious and original.
Unoriginal bitch
It’s Christmas 2020 now i hope she tot her appointment now
Literally just went to Apple Store then saw this .i watched it there and 1 employee was watching behind me and couldn't stop laughing 😂 💛
lol
Batya Mockin lol
Batya Mockin ha same I'm still here to
Batya Mockin hahahaha fucking perfect
Lol what did he say?
me: excuse me I watched this on a android phone.
Smosh: ...sorry
“The best thing about the iPhone 9 is that it has a headphone jack” uhh that didn’t age well😅
Actually it did because iPhone 8 didn’t have a headphone jack so it made it seem like they were bringing it back.
FINALLY DAMIEN IS IN ONE OF THESE
are you Dan ?
i think he's dan........
Yep he's Dan
Hermione Granger YepImDan and its my name
IT IS ALMOST CHRISTMAS OF 2019 1 MORE YEAR FOR THAT APPOINTMENT
"You pathetic piece of Android garbage" my new favorite insult
Same
I would say "you pathetic piece apple garbage"
Pretty sure this is the first skit that damien did as a smosh member
I will still love SMOSH, no matter what.
This isn't smosh anymore
very true I remember smosh with two people as the best channel ever
Anthony leaves?
+FoxMaster 123 Yea... You didn't know?
Wasoku why just why
I LOVED THAT MARI AND BOZE WERE IN THIS,! Please keep bringing in all Smosh family in videos it makes it so much better when everyone is working together on the same things!!!!
I really thought there would be an actual Apple store🍎
MotorMaster 26 hahahahahahaha get the fuck out *points to the door*
it's OBVIOUSLY a legit apple store....
Turn on the closed captions and go to 0:47 the guy who does that is amazing
Like the video if you will never get friggin Apple care lmao
Courtney Miller WITNESS ME
Courtney you are awesome💜💜💜
Didn't even know what it was lol
hey Courtney have you even controlled Iphone 7
I am sorry I phone 9 not 7
Ian was always my favorite anyways
I Can't State an opinion on the Internet same
Living in 2020 knowing that the iPhone 9 doesn’t exist, but there is an iPhone 10/X and 11 lol
Thanks for the 3 likes!
Selma Precious iphone se 2 is basically iphone 9
Sorry i would like but its at 69 and i dont wanna be the asshole who likes it
famously anonymous
Wdym? It’s at 68 ;)
Selma Precious not anymore :D
This was Damien's first Smosh sketch.
It's been two years, and the person with an appointment at Christmas has still not gotten a repair.
Wait one more year. Christmas 2020.
“I’LL TAKE ALL THE IPADS!”
“Great, so you’ll need a *_phone_* case”
And he was looking at MacBooks.
2009: 1 camera 📱
2010: 2 camera's 📱
2014: 2 camera's 📱
2016: 3 camera's 📱
2017: 3 camera's 📱
2019: 4 camera's 📱
2050: 📷
What about 2015?
What adout 2011, 2012, 2013?
@@inactivechannel1312 i couldn't be asked
David Dobrik nope still have one camera
The 2019 iPhone has only 3 camera’s
We better get a video of Courtney and her appointment
Noah rocking the Neapolitan hair
mY TYpE
3:20 the reason no one goes to Microsoft
“Opening for Christmas 2020”
Um, I don’t think so.
21 more days until Courtney can get her apple product fixed
Where are the vloggers that always get kicked because of recording?
”Hey genius my laptop is broken, fix it.”
*Ian*
* -2018*
_How quick does it charge:_
*No*
_And how fast does the battery drain:_
*Of course*
So finally Courtney miller is only 3 months away from her apple store schedule now. Yesss🤣
Do every Microsoft store ever
*windows* *xp* *earrape* *plays*
Austin lol Wrong
Lol yes
"my phone's broken..."
"this is a razer!"
omg i remember those! my sister had one that had a dragon graphic on it! omg i feel old 15 years ago o.o
Looks like Courtney has an appointment this year on christmas.
It’s next week !
Today is Christmas 2020 so Courtney can finally have her laptop fixed
What kind of guy just has $2,400.33 (in cash) lying in his WALLET?
E drop I think what you should be asking who dosent cary 2,400.33 dollars in his wallet
A guy who is spoiled
the kind of guy that should adopt me
me
Me *puts on sunglasses*
You forgot about the kid who's parents let them stay at the store while they go shopping. The kid then proceeds to go to the I pads and play every single game on it.
Ian:Drop down and give me 20 you pathetic piece of Android
Noah:Sir
It’s almost time for Courtney’s rescheduled appointment!!!
The best thing in IPhone 9 is *THAT IT DON'T EXIST!*
Rożek Rożkowski it exists in the name of iphone x
Yet
xsm _99 no that’s the 10
xsm _99
You idiot that’s the 10. It’s the Roman numeral for 10 there was never a 9. Common sense, bro.
The fact that this is true XDD😂😂
every every blank ever
LeMucho every every blank ever EVER*
The Flying Lama iknow
LeMucho is that a new apple product
LeMucho the Anthony Padilla era first
Every *EVERY BLANK EVER* Ever.
Who else is watching this on a Apple device???
HA
Bobby Fickel "Who else is gullible, faddy, rich, and ignorant to how technology works?"
Bobby Fickel iPad
Iron Overheat who else is jealous he can’t afford an apple product😂
Bobby Fickel me
Its almost 2020 Christmas. Courtney will finally be able to go to her appointment
I went to apple with a bent iPad and wanted them to fix it, they said that would cost $230 so I gave it to my dad and he used his hands and bent it back for free.
Arbiter J700 who bends an iPad
Arbiter J700 😂
How do you bend a ipad? Did you dad get PIASED?
Same with my iPad got bent and I bent it back and it's good now
AJ Styles thats a dumb question? The answer is apple shitty build quality so if u breath on it, it can bend
please make an EVERY DAMN 12 YEAR OLD KID COMPLAINING BECAUSE ANTHONY IS GONE NOT REALISING THAT IT WAS ANTHONY'S OWN DECISION AND HES BETTER OFF LIKE THIS, EVER
Yes
Creative people older than me are more stupid than me.....nice.
Creative Damn U!!!
Creative HAHAHAHAHSS ILUSM
Creative you son of a bitch
SMOSH TEAM DO EVERY RESTAURANT EVER WITH A SCENE WITH GORDON RAMSAY JUDGING THE RESTAURAN'S FOOD
Yeah I think Courtney’s Appointment isn’t the only thing that will be cancelled
2:35 “mahalo” means “thank you” in Hawaiian so he basically started a convo with “thank you”
Put it in rice.
2nd part for the kill that's what rice do.
Hit em twice this ain't insta I don't like you, gotta put some rice in this beef like some thai food, you ain't got no bars, no flow like a lake do. Rented cars and that rollie looking fake too, lets go back to the bully thing listen here, was it back in middle school or was it senior year
Thats what happens when you watch it every night sis *ba dum tss*
Its a yes from me
It's a home depot inside of my stomach 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
It is now almost christmas 2020. I've been in line for YEARS. no way i'm missing the appointment this time.
Why is it so expensive
Why don't you get out🤣🤣🤣
Aidanatior Videos wow dude as i was readin it it was playin it XD
Microsoft's three year old phone, by the specs, is better than an iphone7+ and 300$ cheaper
Eba I don't like Apple and that's not true. Microsoft's only decent phone is Lumia 950, 1 year old and it's still pretty bad, good camera though.
Eba Who the fuck use a windows phone 😂😂😂 What phone is it? Name?