I've worked for Starbucks a total of 9 years and at several different locations on the east and west coast and this video isn't accurate at all. Like, not even slightly. It's obviously an extreme exaggeration. It's still funny. Especially the black chick calling out the names wrong.
First off yes we are in debt but not that in debt we have a better economy than we did a few years ago , Starbucks is overpriced , and gross , our economy has nothing to do with it , Starbucks is a multi billion dollar company with stores all around the world , they aren't making coffee 5 dollars more expensive because of the economy its because they know that people will pay their higher prices because they are known for coffee .
Can I get a "Grande upside down caramel macchiato with three pumps of vanilla one third of cup of steamed almond milk with 20% condensation, two milligrams of cinnamon. Four sprinkles of sea salt and two exhales of human breath.
It's not really, If you compare it to the other; every ___ ever. Like Every superhero ever, pretty broad but they still did it. And it's really the randomness of the satire per ___.
How about instead of commenting stuff like "Where are Ian and Anthony." "I miss them." "Smosh sucks now.", you just don't say anything about it. It's their channel and they still appear in videos, but I'm pretty sure they've also been very busy lately. And the humor of these videos hasn't changed, I'm pretty sure that's just you growing older.
HOW DARE YOU have a different opinion then me? I shall argue with you solely because I believe I that I am a special snowflake and the world revolves around me.
If i Was at Starbucks and that girl would be taking My order, i would be like, WELL YOU CAN TAKE YOUR GRA-NDE SOMEWHERE ELSE NOW GIVE ME MY FUCKING CAPPUCHINO!
Customer in Starbucks drive thru Customer: what is taking so long? Employee: The coffee is done Boss: NO YOU JUST ADDED ONE MORE DROP OF MILK DO IT AGAIN DO IT ALL AGAIN Employee: I rather die
I remember getting Starbucks for my work office one day, of like 10 people’s orders. It was possibly the worst experience of my life. Every drink order was like a paragraph long. It still haunts me.
+Paigr Huddr SHUT UP PLEASE. THEY WRITE THE EVERY BLANK EVER SERIES,BUT ARE IN PART TIMERS AND FRIDAY SKITS. I'M HONESTLY VERY SICK OF THESE SAME IDIOTIC COMMENTS.
+The Witscape first of all you're like 9 and why are you so mad she/he is trying to make a point and you're just raging with your little Minecraft toys
They're smart enough to get the Starbucks K-cups for their Keurig instead having to listen to a white girl ordering her coffee with half the sugar, double the cinnamon,aalalalakkssj,fhfasfjhsfhasjhfhjk,gafhfhafhjahs, and not to brew it too hot.
If anyone's wondering:
• Grande
• Caramel macchiato
• 3 pumps vanilla
• ⅓ cup steamed almond milk (20% condensation)
• 2mg cinnamon
• 4 sprinkles sea salt
• 2 exhales of human breath
Yh
Upside down Carmel Macchiato
Bravo
to much
AppleScotch Pie show off
1:48. The way she says “it’s perfect” gives me goosebumps 😂
Same. I swear, courtney is an amazing actress. Even with what she has to work with, she is amazing.
Kind of Like ASMR
since im lazy 1:49
1:45
1:14
Whenever Noah plays the “mahalo” character I actually die
Yes, I actually lay down on the ground and die
🧓gronda
Read this right as he entered lol
"You look like a French dictator!" - Shane to Noah
mahalo
I love how in Starbucks Grande means medium even though in Spanish it means big or large
TØP fan Right here they use italian
@@chelseasdagger9132 Grande is large in Italian as well
Ikr
That's because it used to be the large size and tall was medium. Also it's named that because it's an Italian word too
Then in Mexico is medium still called grande
They forgot the person who always orders the pinkity drinkity and then takes pictures of it for 10 minutes 😂
Haha yes
Me oof
So basically James Charles
They also forgot the person who doesn’t buy anything and just uses the place for its wifi. lol
@@aidanviarengo8536 me
Worked at Starbucks for 2 years and all of this is accurate.
Officially my favorite comment.
I've worked for Starbucks a total of 9 years and at several different locations on the east and west coast and this video isn't accurate at all. Like, not even slightly. It's obviously an extreme exaggeration. It's still funny. Especially the black chick calling out the names wrong.
Sure you did James. Now let's play.
starbucks is gay
Worked in Russian Starbucks for a year. And yep, totally true.
"you look like a French dictator" LMAO
-Sh4d0w or LhorNe gaming get roasted XD
He/She looks like Marine LePen.
Dangerdave21 Dumb More like "French Roasted!"
I'll go home.
Dude I was about to hear that and I found your comment
-Sh4d0w or LhorNe gaming France is a limited government with no dictator
Noah dressing up as females is one of the best things I have seen, low key his impersonation of star bucks girls is incredible xD
"Seriously this is a Grande, you wouldn't be calling Ariana Grande, Ariana Meduim" 😂😂
He's not wrong. I wouldn't call Ariana grande Ariana medium
LOL
Jake the only thing that annoys me when I watch this video is that grande means big not medium😂😂
Jake I would call her aria medium
Leo Dunsirn exactly I really want to kill someone
Jake i agree
ARIANA MEDIUM
That is now my stage name
T-H-E THEONEWHODRAWS I love you
Ur amazing be my friend
T-H-E THEONEWHODRAWS I would like but it has 777 limes
T-H-E THEONEWHODRAWS
OMGG ARIANA MEDIUM hi I’m a fan
Im Ariana Average
I love how “every Starbucks ever” and
“every coffee shop ever” are two different videos
Yeah because Starbucks in America is barely coffee
@@bigmanmccheez5342 WHOA! YOU THROWING SOME SHADE! lol
My brothers name is Jacob and every time we go to Starbucks they spell his name like this:
Jaycob
They have no idea how to spell people's names
I worked at Starbucks and we didn't ask for names. We would use the order itself.
but jacob is a common name what??
*GER-ON-DUH-AY*
-MEDIUM-
-MIDDLE ONE-
*GRANDE*
Never mess with the employees at _Starbucks_
oh yeah yeah
LOL
😂😂😂
Make a every Abigail ever old plz plz pls
3:14 Olivia tries not to laugh
Good catch
SuperMarioFanDJ Gaming I agree
That’s just the act
*”DONT TALK TO ME UNTIL I HAVE MY COFFEE”*
Me:go now or dai
Kimber is definitely my favourite Smosh character ever, Noah just plays the best girls 😂😂
Yep
Ashley Garrett so does kieth
Ashley Garrett yes.. Keith too tho!!
Ashley Garrett yep I agree
So true!!!!
You forgot the person that takes 8 seats for their self and sits there with a computer 2 hours
0:38 omg, im dying! "G-RR-AAN-ND-DE! YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE CALLING ARIANA GRANDE ARIANA MEDIUM, WOULD YOU?!" 😂😂😂😂😂
Interviewer: can you spell Julia? me: j-o-o-l-e-e-y-a
Interviewer: great! Welcome to Starbucks
I feel bad for the old guy who said medium instead of grande
You do know these are just actors right? 😆
Tonja searle he knows that he just feels bad
Me to i feel bad
Yeah. Me too.
Mackev _ me to
I work at Starbucks and the overly complicated one is so accurate. That's exactly what we do
Yeah I've got a coffee for E T Han. E T Han?
Edit: My god. I've never had this many likes before
MarioManRoy you miss spelled solo twice
@@Ghost-gi1bf Yeah? Well you miss spelled "you" so we go both lose
@mariomanroy you were saying
My names Ethan
0:59
Who is best looking like a girl?
Noah - like
Keith - comment
BOTH! 😂
bothhh
Gamin’With CarCar BOTH!
Wow I’m surprised every comment said that
Both
Both
In England it’s just small medium and tall
Americans: daaam that’s weird
Scp Commander is it lol never actually been I've been once for a hot chocolate and sprinkles
I know,why the hassle with weird names America and other countries?
Bloody hell, I'm an American Wanker.
@@ootfan7882 what
In Australia we have small medium and large
My favorite singer is Ariana Medium
Ok Hayden mine two
xD
mine three
Bad music taste.
I prefer Ariana small…
I'm suprised they didn't make joke about how overpriced it is
make a joke*
surprised*
+Mysvie britains starbucks is overpriced and we have a great economy
+Mysvie explain the relation between America being in debt and starbucks prices
First off yes we are in debt but not that in debt we have a better economy than we did a few years ago , Starbucks is overpriced , and gross , our economy has nothing to do with it , Starbucks is a multi billion dollar company with stores all around the world , they aren't making coffee 5 dollars more expensive because of the economy its because they know that people will pay their higher prices because they are known for coffee .
I just realized Keith's character in the first clip is Kimber. Oh my god.
😆😆😆
Guh-raahn-duh-hey !
Sir, I'm afraid there is a Venti rat in the bathroom
O͎M͎G͎👀
Wow original
Yea so original
I am actually laughing my ass off!!!
I love watching these
Noah is so great playing females. Give him more of those roles!
Keith is better
"My name is jenalia "
Starbucks: I'm about to end this man's whole career
My name is rick
ToasterLord17 Yee nope that’s mine
Y do Noah and Keith actually look convincing as girls ❔❔❔❔❔❔
Maybe ur gay
Callum V This was because girls use to have muscular features in the past.
They don’t
callum V yes :)
OddTOXICgamer maybe you need to fix your words
A Fucking Starbucks Ad Showed up lmao
haha
same
LOL
LOL lol lol lol I'd LMAO too
LOL lol lol lol I'd LMAO too
Can I get a "Grande upside down caramel macchiato with three pumps of vanilla one third of cup of steamed almond milk with 20% condensation, two milligrams of cinnamon. Four sprinkles of sea salt and two exhales of human breath.
Dammmmmmmmn
What kind of bread? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Fury *eye twitches*
@@Bayoryx Italian Please, toasted 😂
The fact that they're sharing the same wigs. LOVE it 🤣😂🤣
I literally just order a black coffee and people look at me like I'm an escaped mental patient
Same!😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
awesome xD
So do I! Someone I can relate with.
I feel bad for you
Why do they look at you like that? If you like black coffee then you like it.
lol I never know the sizes there.
Same
+Friendly Fedora BUT SHOULDENT TALL BE THE BIGGEST ONE!?!?!?!?!? ( thats what she said )
***** oml........
Tall, Grande , Venti
well ur wite
😂 I hate ordering at Starbucks. I'm always so confused.
I said my name was Sammi with an I and the dude spelled it "Sam!" And the S was backwards 😂
Now you got a new Dj name :) lol.
SAME
Love ur channel Latoya
I didn't know you watched Smosh!! This is AMAIZING!!!!!
_GRR-AW-N-DAY_ spelled out is crazy 😂
every fanfiction ever
please
That's too broad, you need to narrow it down to the type of fanfiction that you want like Game of Thrones, The Hunger Games, anime etc
+Brooke507 Smosh fanfic probably
It's not really, If you compare it to the other; every ___ ever. Like Every superhero ever, pretty broad but they still did it. And it's really the randomness of the satire per ___.
profile pic 👌
The funny thing is all the ingredients that she said are in cinnamon and the human breath i just googled it 😂😂
Oh shit really?? Lmao
LMAO
Slothical what did you say um I don’t get what you said
So Shayne literally knew what to do
?
When Noah is a prettier girl than you are
Alexis Jordan xD
Jack Goulette learn how to fucking spell before you roast learn how to tell the difference between a joke and something else
Jack Goulette dumbass its a joke you bitch
That’s just true XD and also Keith
Alexis Jordan yeah.. 😭😂😂😂
Venti- Large
Grande- Medium
Tall- Small
Did I get it right?
Yes
Arianna Robinson where is Ariana Grande when you need her in every blank ever?
You got it wrong.
Demi - Smallest
Short - Second smallest
Tall - Third Smallest
Grande - third biggest
Venti - second biggest
Trenta - big. VERY big
@@awkwardone12 why dont they just use
Extra small
Small
Medium
Large
Extra large
@@nehankaranch2149 ask starbucks
Do every pizza delivery ever
Brave Slender omg yasss
Brave Slender yassss
Kimora Antonio
Kimora Antonio no no no no no hear me out Every Food Battle Ever
Cool
EVERY GAMER EVER.
IS 3RD TIME I COMMENT THIS. JUST DO IT
Hell yeah
Didn't they do that already?
ah it was "If video games were real"
YYYYAAAAASSSSS
YES!
Kimberly got permanently changed her name to Kimber after Office Fight and started to work at star bucks
YASSSS SO SMART YASSS QUEEN!!!!!
“You look like a French dictator.” Gets me every time
3:00 you look like a french dictator. LMFAO
I don’t have these issues at Starbucks
Because I use a drive thru
Mo81-4 I’ve never had Starbucks
Very few Starbucks have drive thrus
@@briannawandell8145 who are u?
: V A non-American or Canadian? I’m an Australian and we only got like 5 throughout the whole country.
maybe *you are* the issue
3:39 I should’ve turned down the volume cause my parents heard that
What did they do?
You forgot that the majority of people at Starbucks have a Macbook with them.
Never been there never want too, I'm afraid to order because I don't get "Starbucks Language"
Darren Kidd my head hurts
Darren Kidd tall is small?
Jack your a fu**ing SAVAGE 😂😂
Keith looks SO good as a girl. He could pull it off any day
most backhanded compliment I’ve ever heard
Strong agreement
Yep
@@jordan-ic3xe how
Noah and Keith make the best female baristas 😂✨
i LOVE the every _______________ ever series
Me too
Will I ruin it if I say "same"
Me 4
Me 5
Same
Smosh became more of a company than just two friends having fun.We miss Ian and Anthony
Agreed
This isn't their "main" series.
But they are doing so well :) and the squad is amazing!
Umm Menace Food Battle X is already out...
I wish I could be them though...
Before watching: they're gonna make a joke on how they mess up names.
I knew it.
No shit
and about d Grade and Ariana Grande
YAY ITS TODAY
+Blah Blah blah RBLX ... yes ... yes it is ...
7 years later, that Clint Norris joke still brushes across my mind here and there.
Every Dunkin’ Donuts ever!!!
Caroline Cooke good idea
I was 100th like
I live in fricken England we don’t have dunking donuts
1:50 they predicted "every hipster ever"
Yeah because a lot of Starbucks people are hipsters
''Seeeeeeeemen'' 😂 2018?
My name is Simon... *sniff*
It's Simon, mom...
Alec Andagan me
Keith makes a great women lmao
Morgan Drotar I’m convinced Keith is secretly a woman
Alec Andagan 一大
Anyone else notice how Noah’s apron said “kimber” on it from that other video Office Fight
Smosh yall could do every panda express ever
Your comment aged well, my friend!
It worked
They did
0:45 "Ariana Medium" 😂
Pham
Clint noriss actually it's clientnorris
seeing Noah dressed as a girl is EVERYTHING 😂
The original Smosh cast:
• Ian
• Anthony
• Ian’s mum
Christopher Anderson Stevey
XPanda 22 Omg I remember setvie!
Christopher Anderson it’s actually mom not mum your welcome
Lilly Paige british people say it like mum not mom
Lilly Paige Some people day mum some people say mom. They are both right. Also it’s you’re not your.
You’re welcome
THEY GAVE ME TOO MANY HUMAN EXHALES
I cannot taste the exhales.
+AE86 of Mt. Akina ?
Derek Lopez He's using bots to spam people to see his music yt channel
I KNOW RIGHT .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 HUMAN EXHALES ARE TOO MANY
How about instead of commenting stuff like "Where are Ian and Anthony." "I miss them." "Smosh sucks now.", you just don't say anything about it. It's their channel and they still appear in videos, but I'm pretty sure they've also been very busy lately. And the humor of these videos hasn't changed, I'm pretty sure that's just you growing older.
Nvm we're talking about the Internet saying this won't change a thing
+Thom Boss you're right about that
HOW DARE YOU have a different opinion then me? I shall argue with you solely because I believe I that I am a special snowflake and the world revolves around me.
You are so right
+Thom Boss
Well said.
Noah as a barista is just the best thing on this earth
That "GR-AA-N-DDDE" part I swear I could not stop replying it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I know right
Reply
Reply
Reply
Hey same
If i Was at Starbucks and that girl would be taking My order, i would be like, WELL YOU CAN TAKE YOUR GRA-NDE SOMEWHERE ELSE NOW GIVE ME MY FUCKING CAPPUCHINO!
Ulla Laisi ikr!
Ulla Laisi ikr
I like Quesadillas from Taco Bell ok
Ulla Laisi so would i
Ulla Laisi
A
" Don't talk to me until I get my coffee" Haha this so me
This is my all time favorite Smosh episode 😂
Keith actually makes a pretty good girl version of himself also noah is that just me?
Lol I think Noah makes a pretty good girl even more than Keith.
i now righe
Yeah they're good acting and looking like/as girls XD
My name is Riley and I went to Starbucks. I told them my name and can ya guess what they wrote?
VIOLI
Sparkly Piggy WHAT
I...I don't even know
Sparkly Piggy yes same I told my name is Jared then she wrote
Gared
My name is Dave. I wonder what they'll write on my cup
Probably f***er or something just to be rude
Sparkly Piggy q
0:24,
Once Kember was fired from the offices she was hired at StarBucks.
*if Damian ever leaves Smosh I’m holding my funeral the day after at 8 a.m.*
And i hate when they pronounce my name paytrick
haha
JESS NO JEMBOET
Paytrick dude chill
Actually its Jess No Limit
Jess no titi
Customer in Starbucks drive thru
Customer: what is taking so long?
Employee: The coffee is done
Boss: NO YOU JUST ADDED ONE MORE DROP OF MILK DO IT AGAIN DO IT ALL AGAIN
Employee: I rather die
EVERY GRADUATION EVER!!
Nice one
thats a great idea!
Love it!
Every graduation ever is pretty good your smart and clever
I like how as the video goes on, the worker who keeps mispronouncing names slowly accepts how she keeps saying the names wrong.
“Mind your own business! Y’all are rude!”
*Screams so loud*
3:30 to 3:38
what about the restroom password???
Lol lol
🤣
3:12 every starfox ever?
The Spectre yeah
The Spectre it's a joke
2:10 "Mahalo can I get an Uno organic ristretto 😂😂😂
it's funny how kimber from there office fight is working at Starbucks after she got fierd, she really loves that coffee
Alex Chachana but this was uploaded before the Office Fight video
lol yeah i just noticed that
Keith as a female is my spirit animal
Ariana Medium 😂😂
I remember getting Starbucks for my work office one day, of like 10 people’s orders. It was possibly the worst experience of my life. Every drink order was like a paragraph long. It still haunts me.
I missed Ian and Anthony :(
everyone does
+The Complexer its because they rarely do skits alone
Chip's Ghost ate them in COD.
+Paigr Huddr SHUT UP PLEASE. THEY WRITE THE EVERY BLANK EVER SERIES,BUT ARE IN PART TIMERS AND FRIDAY SKITS. I'M HONESTLY VERY SICK OF THESE SAME IDIOTIC COMMENTS.
+The Witscape first of all you're like 9 and why are you so mad she/he is trying to make a point and you're just raging with your little Minecraft toys
do every restaurant ever
FUCK YEAH THEY SAID MY NAME FUCK YAH BITCH YOOOOOOOOO FUCK YEAH
new beggining what dose fuck and birch mean I'm only 7 so I am a kid
therealjs_ gaming ye
therealjs_ gaming your not the boss of smosh
Nioosh Rahma
I had to keep repeating the " G.R.A.N.D.E." Part it had me laughing so hard I was on the floor
Noah and Keith look so good as girls who else thinks that 😂😂
HEY, IAN AND ANTHONY? CAN YOU COME BACK TO THESE TYPES OF VIDS PLEASE?
Ian and Anthony are at Dunkies getting REAL COFFEE
HA
They're smart enough to get the Starbucks K-cups for their Keurig instead having to listen to a white girl ordering her coffee with half the sugar, double the cinnamon,aalalalakkssj,fhfasfjhsfhasjhfhjk,gafhfhafhjahs, and not to brew it too hot.
and a pinch of cinnamon, with cinnamon, and little bit of cinnamon, and some more cinnamon.
Juliette Bennet Those people are so annoying. I feel bad for the workers.
YOU WOULDN'T SITTING HERE CALLING ARIANA GRANDE " ARIANA MEDIUM
NO WOULD YOU NO ONE WOULD DO THAT THATS STUPID. GO
Grande (GRAHH-ND-AYYY)
Grande (GRAHH-ND-AYYY)
I just now realized that Noah's apron says Kimber. XD
She got fi
Me dying with my mouth guard as I gag while laughing GER-RON-NUH-DAY
That moment when you realize Ian & Anthony aren't in a Smosh video
Every Blank Ever is done by the smosh squad, Ian and Anthony do their videos on Friday.
So it's 12:00 am and this purge ad keeps popping up on every video and I can't skip it. 🙃
ikr
Ikt
Who gives two shits
you and i both
I keep getting ads for lights out.