Castle Super Beast Clips: Ethical Cannibalism

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  • @KoopySandwiches
    @KoopySandwiches 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Woolie won’t eat human flesh if it’s served for breakfast.

  • @KoopySandwiches
    @KoopySandwiches 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Pat won't eat mayo but will eat human flesh.

    • @gatekeepingwarlock9604
      @gatekeepingwarlock9604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Mayo is basically sandwich glue though.

    • @k.-flynn
      @k.-flynn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Same, mayo is nothing and worthless but human flesh is rare.

    • @Zantetsu13
      @Zantetsu13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I won't eat human flesh, but I can concede mayo is more disgusting.

    • @ChristianStout
      @ChristianStout 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@gatekeepingwarlock9604 Excuse you, _cheese_ is sandwich glue.

    • @chesterstevens8870
      @chesterstevens8870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      All these chickenshits in the comments, afraid of a little emulsion of egg yolks and oil.

  • @SteelBallRun1890
    @SteelBallRun1890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    Surprisingly not their most inhumane podcast talk.

    • @bearandthebull2372
      @bearandthebull2372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Idk....I think it's a good contender at least.

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Figured this would have caused some uncomfortable memories for you Rohan considering the 「Highway Star」 arc

    • @Abyss3223
      @Abyss3223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Remember that one time they spent 2 hours talking about kicking children and stomping babies? Me too good times.

    • @AviaryAssassin
      @AviaryAssassin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Abyss3223 which one was that?

    • @yukionnaslayer1
      @yukionnaslayer1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Remember when they had ape eating horses

  • @ougidark537
    @ougidark537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    9 minutes in and pat says "You know who i'd eat?"

    • @ShoggothLord
      @ShoggothLord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Shaq."

    • @onimaxblade8988
      @onimaxblade8988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The best answer to that question is "Your mom"

  • @stratusstriker7062
    @stratusstriker7062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    With Pat saying "I would eat that guy" and Woolie mentioning "The Eat List", I can only wonder what else goes on in their minds (For better or for worse).

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I just imagine them looking at someone who makes them mad then looking at each other
      Woolie: Eat list?
      Pat: Eat list

  • @appo5
    @appo5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    Woolie calling people cowards because they're not into giantess GFs or didn't fight off pterodactyl-sized moths while growing up but he can't stomach a lil bit of cow tongue or bird foot. weak

    • @HellecticMojo
      @HellecticMojo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      The cow tongue is the weirdest thing to be against. It's probably the most tender part of the cow you will ever eat that isn't veal.

    • @alseid8709
      @alseid8709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He can't stomach SOFT APPLE, and he's super concerned about puke, too.

    • @k.-flynn
      @k.-flynn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      But five-week old cheesecake is fine.

    • @Amatsaru29
      @Amatsaru29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@HellecticMojo Cow heart is pretty tender too

    • @sphealingit222
      @sphealingit222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tripe is pretty good too, with a nice sauce, kinda chewy tho
      fyi tripe is cow stomach

  • @bittipasuta
    @bittipasuta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Woolie fails to understand the concept of straining

    • @EggBastion
      @EggBastion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And neither of them appear to understand controlled burns. Or like all of cooking ever. What's new.

  • @Abdega
    @Abdega 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    24:55 “My throat is strong” - Pat 2020

  • @RocRolDis
    @RocRolDis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    And here we see a good example of how Woolie tries to win arguments.
    “Ok, but if all the the things that make me wrong don’t apply, that means I win, right?”

  • @MegaBichiX
    @MegaBichiX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Pat always said you are what you eat, and he decided to be human

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Pat: Become Human

    • @wadespencer3623
      @wadespencer3623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pat's talking about eating dry, uncooked pasta. He and humanity have no overlap.

    • @__Ven__
      @__Ven__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      As time goes on, it becomes harder and harder to call Pat "human"

  • @mattgretty
    @mattgretty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Just a reminder: Prion disease, or kuru, exist and can debilatate you if you get it.

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is why deer meat worries me

    • @XShrike0
      @XShrike0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That is why, even in areas with no history of mad cow, any cattle nervous system parts are not allowed to be sold.

    • @sphealingit222
      @sphealingit222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This is where Mad Cow disease comes from. If a species eats the brain of another of its kind, they're fucked.

    • @TheArkTheArkTheArk
      @TheArkTheArkTheArk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah but you’ll spend most of the time laughing so it’s fine!

    • @MrMobiusfan
      @MrMobiusfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Abdega Just don't eat the brains.

  • @gamersxpro1234
    @gamersxpro1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    I mean a bunch of dudes got stuck in the andes mountains and in order to survive they had to make a pact that if they die, they had the permission to eat their bodies.
    So cannibalism can be ethical (however there is another term to it).
    Edit: the term for consensual cannibalism seems to be anthropophagy.

    • @C24U_
      @C24U_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      But that's how you end up with Wendigo's!
      But in all seriousness I think there should be a distinction in cannibalism in that cannibalism should consist of the act of killing and than eating the person in question. If you are just eating a natural dead corpse that is more akin to scavenging. Even if it's a human body, if you break it down to the molecular level the plants and animals that you eat every single day have more than likely at one point have had their molecules at one point in time been a part of a human being in the circle of life. If a shark eats a human and later gets caught and eaten by humans does that make the humans cannibals because the nutrition the shark gained from the human it ate has now been incorporated into their body?

    • @kbkksh91
      @kbkksh91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@C24U_ Please don't come near me or my children.

    • @barryhanson1627
      @barryhanson1627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@C24U_ One, if you find a dead person then call the fucking police. Two, there's magnitudes of difference between the nutrients the shark saved and eating some dude's arm. Three, we have a label for it because eating your own species, regardless of context, is a problem.

    • @C24U_
      @C24U_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kbkksh91 Unfortunately without knowing who and where you are I have no means of guaranteeing that kind of promise although in all likelihood the possibility of meeting is astronomically low.

    • @C24U_
      @C24U_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@barryhanson1627 This is in the context of the situation that the OP presented. Yes, cannibalism is bad but I would ask that if a person was put in a situation where the only alternative was death and they had by no means in a hand in the person they would have to eats death, is the choice of them choosing to survival completely irredeemable?
      Are the 16 survivors of the Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571 who were stranded on a glacier for over 70 days before they were rescued just complete monsters for eating the other passengers that had died in the initial plane crash/harsh weather/starvation?

  • @isthisajojoreference
    @isthisajojoreference 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "My boyfriend keeps eating handfuls of raw fettuccine and calling them CHIPS. HOW DO I MAKE HIMS STOP?"

    • @awsomesaucekirby
      @awsomesaucekirby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Shoot him.

    • @heyllo1337
      @heyllo1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why would you?

    • @note4note804
      @note4note804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What a monster! To think he doesn't even use a marinara dip.

  • @shooterperson
    @shooterperson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The setting more fires bit is actually a fire-fighting tactic we use here in the US. It's using a controlled fire to essentially corral the wild fire.
    It was also discovered during Teddy Roosevelt's time in office (I believe) that preventing all forest fires completely actually causes more damage to the environment then having forests on fire. This is because nutrients and other certain elements from charred flora are needed to help other flora grow. The only problem is when those fires get too big and causes a massive wildfire.

  • @SuccubiPie
    @SuccubiPie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    This is basically a Beastars podcast.

    • @ka1nzero0o86
      @ka1nzero0o86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I would like to see Pat go down the "rabbit hole" that is beastars like with HxH

    • @swagtasticpanda
      @swagtasticpanda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you're too fast I was about to say that.

    • @lewishelme2692
      @lewishelme2692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eat my leg woolie
      -pat

  • @kaarpiv375
    @kaarpiv375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    So remember the part where all the titles were super out of context so the podcast would seem super fucked? Yeah, not so, this is exactly what you think it is. And you're gonna sit through it all.

  • @Cobblerfiend
    @Cobblerfiend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    traditional Wendigos are not feral. they were super powered serial killers. seriously some of the old myths are nuts

    • @DwarfDaddy
      @DwarfDaddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The movie Ravenous depicts them as such. Hell most of the “encounter “ stories on youtube depict them more like Predators sans technology

    • @Cobblerfiend
      @Cobblerfiend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DwarfDaddy oooo, I'll have to check those out

    • @DwarfDaddy
      @DwarfDaddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cobblerfiend just search for “Wendigo Stories” personally a fan of LazyMasquerade

    • @kirbyfanprime
      @kirbyfanprime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Traditional wendigos are also so angry at the earth, their feet burn off as they run up into space. They can also cause blizzards. Shit's wild.

    • @Yal_Rathol
      @Yal_Rathol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they can also look and act like completely normal humans, which of course they can, they're ambush predators for humans. if you can't sneak up on a human, you'll starve, and our senses, though not the best, are pretty good and augmented by an incredibly sharp and paranoid mind. wearing a friendly face until you're two feet away is a great option for ambushing a person lost in the woods.

  • @brianray8351
    @brianray8351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    : Woof, what a way to kick off the decade, boys.

  • @JOfJaZ
    @JOfJaZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This conversation reminded me of the snail eating people in Uzumaki. Like Pat and Woolie seemed like they would jump on eating people as soon as the eye stalks extend.

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “I want to try it _raw_ I’m goin in”

  • @wormmon2006
    @wormmon2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    (Dressed as restaurant host) “Donner, party of 7.”

  • @mrwri
    @mrwri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Time for another episode of "Person vs Pat Morality"

  • @KeroKaminaX
    @KeroKaminaX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    alternative title: Vomettiquette 2 reversal

  • @09spidy
    @09spidy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Patrick "I'd eat a person but ew, boiled fruit" Boivin

  • @LOSTLEAD8R
    @LOSTLEAD8R 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    *Woolie talking about taking food from the "stomach"*
    Me: that's just canablism with extra steps

  • @artisticcannibalism1350
    @artisticcannibalism1350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Did somebody say Cannibalism?

  • @ClockWorkKairi
    @ClockWorkKairi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Actual cannibal Pat Boivin, also it’s called a bolus first, then chyme after it mixes w/ the stomach juices.

  • @TheHeavyModd
    @TheHeavyModd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Huh. Woolie's into the Giantess tag and Pat's all about the Vore tag

  • @venuztrvp
    @venuztrvp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The way Woolie scratched his nose after the "cricket puree" spoke *volumes*

  • @TheBisness
    @TheBisness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Will I become a Wendigo?”
    And with that, my quest begins.
    Thanks Woolie

  • @Abdega
    @Abdega 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    13:15 “Would they have the balls to just call it ‘The Most Dangerous Game’ ?”
    I’m pretty sure that’s the name of a book where the phrase comes from.
    I remember reading it for like elementary school
    (We all had to read it, I wasn’t some weirdo who was reading Manhunter Literature)

    • @macguyverbond7480
      @macguyverbond7480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Abdega that was his point.

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Macguyver Bond
      It just seemed weird to me for him to say that because it’s not like Hollywood has respect for source material in general when it comes to this stuff

    • @starstudy8752
      @starstudy8752 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is the name of the book. The Most Dangerous Game I believe might be the first piece of modern media where someone hunts another human for sport. I say modern media because there might be some lost story or one I don't know of in the annals of history or mythology where someone hunted humans for sport.

  • @Tuskor130
    @Tuskor130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    22:30 "But what about boiled steamies tho?"
    He call hot dogs steamies?
    Must be a regional dialect, probably an Albany expression.

    • @PegasusMerc
      @PegasusMerc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And he calls hotdogs that despite the fact that they are obviously meant to be grilled.

  • @ozzydabothan
    @ozzydabothan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Cannibalism is not okay unless-" Patrick c'mon now lmao

  • @ryanrod6990
    @ryanrod6990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I looked up the movie where gary busey hunts Ice-T. Ice has huge woolie dreads in that movie.

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Surviving the Game (1994)

  • @ryco9669
    @ryco9669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Late Stage Cannibalism

  • @kirbyfanprime
    @kirbyfanprime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What, never just taken a big bite out of a brick of ramen noodle, Woolie? Not bad.

  • @wormmon2006
    @wormmon2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Okay, Pat. No ifs, ands, or buts. Eating dry pasta is a psycho move.

    • @humanitysfinest9795
      @humanitysfinest9795 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can confirm. An ex of mine would munch through a dry packet of ramen at least once every day.

  • @Chris_Tootoo
    @Chris_Tootoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You rinse the rice to clean as much of the starch off it, fry up butter in the empty pot with the rice, give it a nice flavour and it keeps its shape, and then you add the water and boil it till about 2/4 of the water is absorbed/evaporated then get it off the heat and leave t alone until the water is all gone.

  • @reco5able
    @reco5able 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Digital devil saga time ?

    • @LightningZerker
      @LightningZerker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Rend... Slaughter... Devour your enemies! There is no other way to survive. You cannot escape your hunger, Warriors of Purgatory!

    • @UltimaOmega777
      @UltimaOmega777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LightningZerker This sounds awesome, how would you rate this game?

    • @Screwy
      @Screwy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@UltimaOmega777 Probably the best SMT spinoff, recommended especially if you've only played Persona

  • @tychoazrephet3794
    @tychoazrephet3794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Snowpiercer is a great movie but the one thing I always found weird and funny was how when the main dude finds out their food is made from bugs he freaks out and is so disgusted, only to later tell a story about how he literally ate a baby. Like, seriously dude? Bug protein blocks are icky but you're totally down for an indecent proposal?

    • @Hyreia
      @Hyreia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This bothered me so much too. What's wrong with overly processed bug bars? Nothing.

  • @aldoluiscantu9406
    @aldoluiscantu9406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Woolie "theres plenty of good ways to cook human flesh" Madden

  • @xsoultillerx
    @xsoultillerx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    the flip phone story reminds of the time i bought a 3DS used and it had an SD card with porn on it.

    • @Chuckles_The_Goat_Clown
      @Chuckles_The_Goat_Clown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh my.

    • @xsoultillerx
      @xsoultillerx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@reee339 it was just random nudes. nothing really raunchy but still suprising to see.

  • @RGcrasyRG
    @RGcrasyRG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    9:15
    *_Retail discussion spotted!_*

  • @bumblebee9736
    @bumblebee9736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Don't play with your food, kids... especially when it gives you a consent before getting eaten.
    5:55 - Ask Smug about it, Pat.

  • @blitz-frenchman663
    @blitz-frenchman663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My favorite tidbit is the fact that - in Marvel comics - the entirety of Canada has some mystic mumbo-jumbo going on. Basically, no matter where you are within its borders, if you eat human meat in Canada you become a wendigo.

  • @2DKazakh
    @2DKazakh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pat after 35 mins of not losing "...I bet Australia is delicious right now..." and then proceeds to lose it.

  • @ObsidianRaiderthe1st
    @ObsidianRaiderthe1st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You'd be a bloodbore beast !!! You'd get to fight a hunter

  • @Judgement_Kazzy
    @Judgement_Kazzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I propose that Pat's unknown great uncle from here on be named "Birdshot Boivin."

  • @oxybe
    @oxybe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When it comes to sous-vide a steak, you put it in the bathtub so the meat doesn't overcook but is properly heated all the way through for the rarity you want. it's still a good medium rare piece of meat that looks kinda weirdly gray, because we're not used to it.
    You pan sear that shit for a few moments because you want to add a delicious salty, peppery, smokey crust on it. You enhancing the end product.

  • @XShrike0
    @XShrike0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    32:56 Sous-vide isn't boiling. The water doesn't touch the food, as it is in a bag. The method has the food evenly heated from all directions while sealed in a bag. It is kind of like BBQing except instead of having the heat from one source, it is from all around it.

  • @walterHonwana
    @walterHonwana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Suddenly i feel the urge to watch the first two seasons of Hannibal again

  • @correctedsun
    @correctedsun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jesus Christ, Pat, the human body does not contain hydrochloric acid! That's not what stomach acid is!

  • @waj9876
    @waj9876 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    When you think they're basically done but then you realize you still have over 10 minutes left.

  • @HellecticMojo
    @HellecticMojo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I can't believe I finally agree with Pat on something.
    Eat the man.
    Man taste like pork.
    also bugs taste good.
    Being a Wendigo is indeed pretty cool.

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “Being a Wendigo is indeed pretty cool.”
      HellecticMojo: Not that I would know of course…

    • @thelaughingrouge
      @thelaughingrouge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's a reason man meat is called "Long pig."

  • @FightCain
    @FightCain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Gimme some SOYLENT GREEN

  • @darkturnwabler
    @darkturnwabler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love that Ice T movie im always telling people about that movie

    • @thelaughingrouge
      @thelaughingrouge 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're not wrong. I remember seeing that back in the day and it was legit.
      "Surviving the game" I think.

  • @TheAngelThatCry
    @TheAngelThatCry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    -sees the tottle... - ok, that's a way to start the new decade I guess

  • @Regnart_Seht
    @Regnart_Seht 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I learned from either Harvest Moon or Rune Factory that boiling fruit makes jam.

  • @phobos5323
    @phobos5323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    EAT the BUGS

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You technically already do if you eat anything with “natural red food dye”

  • @pyropoyo
    @pyropoyo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Here’s to the new decade, lads. Kicking it off with cannibalism.

  • @UltimateAnimeGamer
    @UltimateAnimeGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Woolie talking about the bouillon powder is giving me horrible memories of me cooking ramen as a kid and accidently adding a bunch of onion powder. I couldn't throw out the food cause I really wanted ramen, so I ate the whole thing.
    I can TASTE it on my tongue when I think of it and I hate it so much.

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    eating somebody's pre-digested food is definitely 100% more grosser than just slicing up a person to eat them

  • @austinpoudrette1574
    @austinpoudrette1574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dynamite tennis on grizzly bears! Way to take me back Pat I haven’t read SMBC in years. Time to go back I think.

  • @matthewschoen7033
    @matthewschoen7033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've always felt that a person should be prepared in the style of their heritage.

    • @tylerb5764
      @tylerb5764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So I get sweet fucking BBQ or chicken fried human made out of me? Sign me up

  • @umamisoy
    @umamisoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the game technobabylon has a small segment of cannibalism, is pretty damn interesting to think about even when it's not thing about the scenario.

  • @thelaughingrouge
    @thelaughingrouge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Woolie, how was not titled "Does this clown taste funny to you?"

  • @wormmon2006
    @wormmon2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Okay, I’m gonna sound like a psycho for a minute, but I have actually put some thought into cannibalism scenario and have made peace with the fact that I’m willing to eat another human to survive, and I’ve come to my own conclusion. When Woolie brings up the choice of “either the guy that personally fucked you over or the super criminal scumbag”, I don’t really want to eat either them. In essence, when you eat something you’re taking it into youself and it becomes a part of you. So, in that scenario Woolie brought up, I would have to choose the guy who personally fucked me over, if I’m being forced to pick one, but really I don’t want either of them to assimilate into my being.

  • @awsomesaucekirby
    @awsomesaucekirby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Make a human meat-meat pie.
    You can use the skin as the pie crust.
    Use the face as the top crust

  • @pcharl01
    @pcharl01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Surviving the Game 1994. Charles S. Dutton saves Ice T from vehicular suicide, pays him $20 to run on a treadmill for 30 minutes, then introduces T to his white friends. I don't remember if there was a cannibalistic element to it, but it's well off people using homeless people for sadistic purposes. Considering the homelessness problem in CA, it's kinda ahead of its time.

  • @Peannlui
    @Peannlui 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wait, I always thought boiled fruit was jam/fruit preserve. Not even sugar was added??

    • @kirbyfanprime
      @kirbyfanprime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No, you're correct, these guys are just morons who would just eat a soft apple.

  • @Yal_Rathol
    @Yal_Rathol 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    fun fact, sloths actually used to be pretty metal. giant ground sloths were basically a hippo/bear made out of a sloth, with claws to match. they were herbivorous, but large enough to basically win a fight with anything. the tree sloth survived the extinction of a lot of ice age creatures by essentially being slow, cute and not much of a threat, since a lot of north and south american ice age creatures were driven extinct by a very dominant invasive species sweeping down from the north, basically pillaging and eating everything they encountered.
    it's actually why avocados have such massive seeds, they were eaten by things like the giant ground sloth whole, and their massive pit could survive the trip all the way through its digestive system. they would have gone extinct after the ground sloths did if it weren't for said invasive species taking a shine to them.
    on a completely different subject, this avocado toast is really good.

  • @0909az0
    @0909az0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Australian here, we wouldn't taste nice cause we are BURNT.

  • @theramblinmahoney2316
    @theramblinmahoney2316 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    34:50 That’s one of Pats best quotes ever and Woolie would not allow it to rise to full power out of fear of it destroying all they’ve worked towards.

  • @blitzkriegdragon013
    @blitzkriegdragon013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The most offensive part of this talk was their rant against boiling. It depends on the dish you're making. If I want my meat to be spoon tender, I need to boil it (usually after searing the skin). Same if I'm making a stew.

    • @blitzkriegdragon013
      @blitzkriegdragon013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@47ex1 It's amazing how culinarily illiterate these grown men are.

  • @wadespencer3623
    @wadespencer3623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you kill somebody, it's unethical NOT to eat them. Either they'll sit around stinking the place up or they'll be stuffed full of nasty chemicals and stuck in the ground, which is a TOTAL waste.

  • @SomeoneElse395
    @SomeoneElse395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The sorites paradox of food conversion

  • @ghoxxalla
    @ghoxxalla 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Calf is Unchewable"
    Man, JoJo's running wild nowadays.

  • @Graysett
    @Graysett 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seeing Pat and Matt play Until Dawn made me realize that I'd TOTALLY eat a person if it meant I got super powers out of it (though I'd really rather not be as uggo and monstrous as those were, seems like it'd be a bitch). Like, I'd do it ethically, I'd find some suicidal person and get them in on it, but yeah. Hard realizations were made that day.
    Oh nice, they immediately brought it up.

  • @connorsmith1005
    @connorsmith1005 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "My throat is strong"- Pat, out of context.

  • @xTyrantLaharlx
    @xTyrantLaharlx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sous vide is cooking at precise temperature, you can have the perfect medium rare steak every time. No, it's not boiling but yeah you should probably finish off the steak on a pan fried crust or grill charred texture.

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    sloths are actually just an evolutionary offshoot of an absolute beast called a slothbear. we killed them all because they were literal monsters. the ones left are too weak for us to bother with.

  • @manticorephoenix
    @manticorephoenix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    All the garbage humans eat and drink or drink-eat, would ruin the meat and you might as well be debating over whether to eat the sewer rat or the dumpster rat

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who’s dumpster/sewer did that rat come from tho?

    • @HellecticMojo
      @HellecticMojo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just don't eat the liver, brain and digestive tract.
      The actual "meat" meat should be fine.

    • @manticorephoenix
      @manticorephoenix 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HellecticMojo well that's to stave off the possibility of disease but I meant more of the taste

  • @Parkent
    @Parkent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My preferred method of consuming human flesh is in Jerky form.

  • @XShrike0
    @XShrike0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    34:03 wild area firefighters don't get paid unless they are fighting fires. This has to lead to some of them setting fires to put out.

  • @sphealingit222
    @sphealingit222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm calling all griddles mega stoves now

  • @Atrahasis7
    @Atrahasis7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This reminds of banter with school friends about eating different types of shit while playing streets of rage. These two are my generation alright. Also boiling is not bad, depends on the dish, we have great simple boiled dishes where I live.

    • @kirbyfanprime
      @kirbyfanprime 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sous vide is just boiling meat in something that isn't water, I think, and that's the new bougie way of cooking.
      Edit: Pat brings it up. Yeah, you still need to cook it, cause it's really just super-marinating.

  • @wormmon2006
    @wormmon2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Woolie “Is ABC Food a Preferable Alternative to Cannibalism” Madden... Jesus christ...

  • @Chris_Tootoo
    @Chris_Tootoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Homegrown, grass fed, gluten-free,ethical, organic, Pat Patty found at your local Woolie-Mart.

  • @Bolomoto
    @Bolomoto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn Woolie you threw away your Islander Background.
    I mean... I can't fault you

  • @Used__Napkin
    @Used__Napkin 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I had a dish called “hígado encebollado” that was essentially “bistec a la mexicana” (kind of a tomato-y beef stir fry with onion and spicy peppers) bit instead of the typical beef it was liver and also the tastiest thing I’d had in a long ass time. As soon as I was told it was liver the taste of iron filled my mouth and I was done.

  • @Kiladahut
    @Kiladahut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can't eat a part of someone who is still alive and in the room. What if they taste bad? The fuck am I supposed to do at that point.

  • @inferno232
    @inferno232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pat's gonna get some interesting DMs after this one.

  • @teacakes6861
    @teacakes6861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You do what you gotta do.

  • @MajorCrasher
    @MajorCrasher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Woolie will not eat eggs, but people? That's a different story

  • @cagedcoco1681
    @cagedcoco1681 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "THEY'RE PASSING OFF HUMAN MEAT AS SOME GODDAMN LUCKY CHARMS. Little crunchy, right, Clem?"
    "Uh huh."
    "Yeah, maybe TOO crunchy."
    "....crap."

  • @lol_no_man
    @lol_no_man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    >not answering pre-bile duct
    Man just add something to neutralize the acid and season, it's fine

  • @northswain
    @northswain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    another podcast episode where i'm furiously hitting that skip forward button

  • @Keihart
    @Keihart ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagine the shock on Woolie's and Pat face when they findout that in japan, plain fluffy rice is eaten with a block of butter sometimes on top.
    I wonder how do they feel about the raw egg rice, it's an all time classic.

  • @awsomesaucekirby
    @awsomesaucekirby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Time to send pat our crickets

  • @ryanrod6990
    @ryanrod6990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    seven minutes ago, with a title like that? just gonna give you a like now and decide if i should take it back later or not.

  • @JackSilver1410
    @JackSilver1410 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fighting fire with more fire is a legitimate strategy. The idea is to get ahead of the way the fire is spreading and burn, cut, or otherwise clear away flammable material so that when the wildfire gets there, there's nothing left to burn and it can't spread anymore.
    Can't imagine it's the perfect solution in every single case, but it's definitely a thing. Think they call them burn breaks.