I will cackle with absolute delight if in 10-12 years I get to hear Woolie lament that his child despises fighting games because of how he tried to introduce them. And one day hear him have to deal with hearing "Yeah, my dad is into that fighting game scene, it's so cringe"
When Max was talking about his baby before she was born he said that was his worst nightmare and was scared that Ripley would say "But Dad i don't like/ wanna play Killer Instinct"
This is the man that when asked about if he'd follow age ratings in an email a decade ago he said he'd give the kid the most violent games possible so that they could grow strong enough to defeat him.
This is a weirdly wholesome segment. Love how supportive the podcast listeners have been, happy for Pat. Also, I don’t know if Woolie is being honest when he says he’s going to try and beat his kid in fighting games first round, but I amused myself by considering there is a mild chance the kid could beat Woolie if he picks a fighting game he hasn’t had time to lab
@@NekoKujo6785 bro there was a prominent Call of Duty Zombies (like 5 mil subscribers) TH-camr who I disliked for being annoying and kinda dumb, a year or two back he got caught up in a plagiarism scandal where he stole a video word for word from a channel with 100 subs. I've been riding that validation high ever since.
So for those who don't know, Pat in the past asked Woolie seriously if he would be a child's normal parent or black parent. There's a clip of it. He still gets to hear about it.
@@jartism I think Mysterious Jojo has the clip, and a commenter explained it pretty well. The idea made sense inside Pat's mind, and its a genuine question. It came WAY wrong.
@@jartism Considering the other two videos in that series are unaltered, I'm guessing it was probably something like "Woolie Vs Fire Emblem: Three Houses (1/3)"
"Father, please go all out just this once!" "Don't know kiddo, you've still got a lot to learn..." "Don't be a fucking loser" *Flexes and does the shoulder roll* "Alrighty then sport..." *Rolls up pant legs, and drops the 10,000lb weights*
Pat's taking the third option, he's gonna be the Oompa Loompa Parent: He'll teach all his life lessons through song, then commentate on Dark with Excalibur.
Immediately after Woolie entertained the title change idea, but before actually doing it, I took a look at the FE title and pogged out that it actually was changed
Pat's kid won't call him cringe. Just like "lame" was replaced with "cringe", so to will "cringe" be replaced with something new. Not that I'm saying the two terms are synonymous, just that one replaced the other colloquially.
The Crowbcat stuff is so funny to me cause at a certain point I assumed it was a group effort? Like, how could this channel go on for multiple years with the most click baiting premise on a single man's spite alone? This completely dissolved that theory for me, dude bought the game to tear it a new one and not only failed to find anything substantial but also did not have the internet on his side for once and completely backpedaled. Absolutely masterful
It's great. Dude built his channel off kicking the easy target while they're down and now that he's gone against a game that isn't widely hated he's crumpling and doesn't know what to do
He's pure /v/ "video games peaked when I was 14" in video form. Even videos I agreed with like his Dead Rising video came across as so smug I couldn't stand it.
As entertaining as his Cyberpunk video was I'd outright say it's outdated now, like yeah they seriously overpromised and put out some serious BS trailers, thankfully that makes up the bulk of the video. But playing it now I think it's a perfectly alright game that got a boatload of bug fixes, like 6 or 7/10 if you want a GTA-like with RPG elements and a cyberpunk aesthetic.
I love how Woolie talks about the cake shake, when the local chain Cook Out near my house has a CHEESECAKE shake, containing an entire slice of cheesecake blended into the shake
This isn't the first time crowbcat has gotten in some hot water for this kind of thing but it sounds like the backlash was a lot bigger this time. In terms of power of editing, there was one video where he was comparing TF2's graphics at launch compared to now. There were some things that have obviously gotten worse (like a lot of weapon reload animations breaking), but there's other stuff that's more subjective, like the lighting style changing on stuff like weapons to make them less shiny. However, the whole video had the "meet the pyro" theme over it, which is probably the most sinister piece of music in the TF2 OST. A lot of people were complaining about this, while other people who apparently don't know what "framing" means were defending it by saying "he just put a piece of TF2 music over the video what's the complaint?"
I remember people being upset at his VR video but I liked it (and still do, in spite of also really liking VR). The difference is that even though those were spicy takes, they didn't feel as disingenuous as the blatantly lowered audio and whatnot. Comparing the GTAIV vs GTAV video to the RE4 one is like night and day and it's really a shame
There was a similar thing in the Rainbow Six Siege community where videos were coming out complaining about lighting downgrades, ignoring the context that many of the graphical downgrades over the years were requested by the community to improve performance and competitive validity. The big one was tearing down boards on windows and you'd realistically get blinded by the sun since you were indoors, but from the enemy team outside's POV you were easily visible while blind from the sun meaning you'd just die without any chance to counter.
@@kapkant6197 That's because R6 was sold as a proper Rainbow Six game before being hijacked to serve as a comp shooter. It's part of the reason behind the whole "ooooh training exercises" vibe they swung to, where Terrorist Hunt (the singleplayer vs AI thing) is the only depiction of an actual, y'know, terrorist event.
Can I just say how much of a non-critique "Soulless" is? Like, it's the equivalent of calling someone a name in an argument because you can't actually articulate why you don't like something. Thank you Woolie, for unlocking a shit ton of memories that remind me why I stopped talking to my dad.
my favorite is when it's used in regards to food, "This is delicious, but where's the soul?". what do you even NEED when you've already determined/admitted what you're eating is delicious?? same drivel as "You should've put a piece of yourself into this dish." like what, you wanna chunk of their leg or something?
The videogame industry itself is soulless the fact that gamers defend a remake proves videogames aren't art and will never be If you compare it to any other medium videogames have no soul.
It wasn't a loyal fan base. They just wanted to see him shit on stuff they dislike. One time he made a video that was a fan video for an indie game, purely because he thought it was neat, and his audience absolutely TRASHED him for it, saying he'd sold out. It was one of the nastiest comment sections I've ever seen.
@@MatthewPherigo If you look closely, you could see the fun leave his eyes. He became cruel after that. He fed the masses only the slop they wanted, and when he tried to pour it on something they liked, they revolted. Fascinating times we live in.
The fanbase sees about another "old good new bad" video but this time, it's about A GAME THEY LIKED! You have to know your audience, you can trash ubisoft and blizzard, but some companies and some good are off limits.
Crowbcat had plenty of older videos that made the audience go "who asked?" Those videos were made close to a decade ago, and he learned to focus on things that truly deserve a roasting, which led to his inconsistent upload schedule. He relapsed here, and the new audience is going to leave and dry up.
I would highly recommend the Medium piece “Crowbcat, The Kuleshov Effect, and Insincere Games Criticism” by The Tax Collector Man. Crowbcat is just an outrage merchant for gamers eager to be upset.
More unsolicited advice that has so far had a 3-0 track record for parents I know; When you put the baby to sleep for the night, do NOT change the volume of your voice. Continue speaking at a normal voice. Do this and your kid will be a heavy sleeper. You can trip and fall or yell and that little guy/girl will be sleeping like a LOG. Secondly, and this is more for toddlers. If your kid is slow at learning how to talk and people are telling you that maybe they have a learning disability.... get their ears checked! I've seen it twice now where the kid was just fucking DEAF, with gunk in their ears, and couldn't hear the language they were supposed to be learning. In both cases, as soon as they put tubes in their ears to drain the fluid, they started learning how to talk right away.
This episode reminded me of MGS5 when Big boss absolutely beats the shit out of young liquid every single time he tries to act tough. No contest, no punches pulled.
@@li-limandragon9287 liquid hiding behind a cargo container: "hell never find me." Big boss patiently charging up his hand to call down the power of Zeus: "kept you waiting huh?"
holy sweet shit i have never across all the years watching you guys across the channels, never have i seen woolies face do that, and never has something made me laugh so fucking hard
My first multiplayer game was Tekken 3, I was about 7 I think, we didn't own it, but my dad's friends did and bought the PS1 over sometimes. Anytime I played against the friends, they never let me win, and it was my mom who suggest "Instead of mashing buttons, why don't you look up things in Training Mode. SO I did that and also got a feel for how to do basic moves. Can't remember if I started winning or not, but I know it was at least not a complete one-sided. My favorite part though was when I helped finally get enough matches to unlock Dr. B. Who I started playing aroudn with that day. My dad came home, I showed him the new character I unlocked, and he went against me right there. He had no idea how to handl Dr. B falling over and couldn't hit me, and I just kept hitting back. He got so mad he just turned the game off and left.
since unsolicited advice is in season, here's my single rule: just make sure not to do something to your kid that they'll hate you for... sounds like the most obvious precaution, right? but you'd be surprised how many times... well, TMI
I think in general there is always a subset of people who get VERY upset when a game just does incredibly well and something in them is frustrated when they find out that their opinion is in the tiny minority of people who didn't like it and will lash out at all the people who do like it. they might not even hate the game but they do hate how many people do like it. almost like a form of FOMO. how dare all these people love a game this much when i either only like it a little or not really like it? I remember seeing it alot when games like GTAV, BOTW, TLOU, P5, Elden Ring. some people really do hate success when it comes to something they aren't a part of and instead of coming to the reality that they simply just don't happen to like the thing others love, they become upset and its now about how everyone else is wrong because my opinion has to be right.
after hearing how woolie was going to show his kid fight games , i cant fucking wait the 10-15 years it will take before the podcast episode about how woolies child hates fighting games.
I remember I read a long, well-founded review that compiled every single thing that the tactics ogre re-relase doesn't do as well as the original. At first I was convinced then I realized that if you list every downside without mentioning a single mechanic that was improved, it is inherently disingenuous and a shallow way to examine something.
I think Pat might be misinterpreting the title change. I automatically assumed "RE4 Remake is a Masterpiece" was sarcasm given the content of the video.
SBF play Dark Souls part 68, 31 minutes in- the origin of 'woof bark'. you're welcome. thank you. i was born stupid- but i will not stop watching old SBF videos.
It's funny to think if it were the case that the crowbcat video only exists because people were mad at him when he was positive in a previous video Also I played games with my older brother (by 10 years), not my dad He did not let me win a single game of Quake 3 I think that really molded me for frustration
22:19 Will you be this baby’s white parent or its normal parent > I will be it’s white parent. > Oh come on, normal. > [One Drop Rule] I’m gonna be it’s black parent.
I would also like to note the Crowbcat video has a segment dedicated to "comparing" the fact you cant look up Ashleys skirt just in case you thought being a nostalgia filled dork making a video in bad faith wasnt bad enough
There’s no catch from the ladder thing anymore/getting knocked down and unknowingly prompting that line? Huh, weird to include that in the video though
@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat I'd bet you MONEY if you confronted him about it he would say it's because "in the original she blocks your view and calls you out while in the remake you just can't see so it's less detail" but I've seen the threads of dudes mad about it and I'm not willing to give him the benefit of the doubt that he's not just mad he can't ogle a young woman
What I especially like is that at the end of Crowb's video there's this segment of cut content with the credits music over it, like it's supposed to make you feel sad about the content that was taken out, when it's actually just a compilation of my least favorite sections of the game. Like damn I'm so sad that all these frustrating, implausible, or stupid segments of the game were taken out!
its hilarious. the whole video was "make your own conclusions" meanwhile there is a animal abuse style montage of all the things people literally don't remember from the OG game while also making sure not to add all the new things and areas the game literally added like the mine section that was infinitely better then the original and made the game much better.
The worst part about that Crowbcat video is that it makes you question if his other videos are a genuine representation of the game he is trying to lambast.
his comparisons of game world reactivity between far cry 2 and later far crys look genuine his video on back for blood seemed pretty on the money this just seems like someone not known for producing a steady stream of content trying to stay relevant
Ok, no. Pat and Woolie, much like any self respecting gamer, so, you know, not the rest of the Super Best Friends fandom, will extoll the greatness of indie games and have strong opinions on triple A games... not that this stops them from playing them. Or did you forget that that Woolie is the biggest fucking fan of Devil May Cry, a series that has been published by several different Triple A companies over it's LONG life time? However, they aren't going to tell you not to go and play them because that would run counter to their beliefs. They literally just had a discussion about this a couple of weeks beforehand. At best, they might try to dislude you review style, but hey, that's the best that anyone can do, right? Crow, on the other hand, *actively and repeatedly* uses his videos to get across the same point each time: the game industry is filled with liars and bitches, the Triple A industry never innovotes whatsoever (objectively untrue) and the old days are the best. Crow is literally the most distilled /v/ gamer in youtuber form, with everything that implies. Even Pat and Woolie will grugdingly admit when new game is good in some fashion. Crow? Crow believes that we should return to the fucking video game crash.
I'm so glad crowbcat has been thoroughly laughed out of the room for this one. I think a majority of people, myself included, have finally seen the light that this channel only has views and engagement on its mind above any actual critique.
@@worldeater2414 Crowbcat is a channel that uses editing to illustrate how they find something to be lackluster. They got big mocking E3 showcases and the flop of LawBreakers
Or all his videos are just his unspoken opinion and you just noticed because it’s not a game you hate. Funny how quickly people will turn on someone when the negativity is toward something you like:
Pat went on to talk about his DMX dog voice. That is not the right question. I want to know, if he imagines a conversation between himself and Woolie, is the Woolie in his head a taller version of Pat in Blackface?
the move is to keep it as close as possible without being too obvious, including letting them have rounds (or in team games, characters). Only stomp them out once they're wise to this
I actually asked the title, and I did debate between French and White parent lol. Ultimately Pat doesn’t really scream French, in fact he literally screams how Anti French he is.
Was the "RE4R is a masterpiece" title supposed to be genuine? It felt like sarcasm mocking everyone who says it is. Also you have to understand, a lot of people like Crowbcat do not like remakes, ever, just out of principle. They think they're an excuse for devs to pander to nostalgia instead of actually taking the risk with something new. Which on some level I at least GET that argument, unlike "SOVL vs Soulless" which is simply "this game doesn't have the exact same art direction as the original because even when it's all the same dev team members it's years later and they aren't the same people they used to be, and therefore the new art direction is bad". At least that's USUALLY what SOVL vs Soulless means, sometimes it just means, "this game has minorities in it when there wasn't before and therefore it has an agenda."
Oh yeah no the “it’s a safe choice” is fairly on point, but Christ yeah I hate when it turns into “every company must be pulling a blizzard diversity chart move”
Poor crowbcat, not realizing the "old good new bad" only works when people already agree with it like GTA, ubisoft, cyberpunk, bioshock and mass effect. Poor crowbcat not managing his negative feedback very well.
I personally don't think the original change of the title was a back down, just from the description saying something about how the remake "kept all the soul of the original!". It felt more like Crowbcat was just fucking fuming that people didn't agree with him and it was him being a passive aggressive salty bitch about it.
While Crowbcat didn't like REmake 4, their style of video is only good at highlighting a lack of polish. Fantastic when you want to shit on bloated sandboxes like GTA or Far Cry, not so much in REmake 4's case where it's a fairly polished game no matter how you feel about it. So that only left doctoring the footage to sway viewer opinions in their favor.
There's a video out there called "In defense of Crowbcat" that I think shows what Crowbcat was trying to convey. It discusses the editorial decisions and probably intent of the original vid, the video maker even disagrees with crowb on some points
Am I the only one that interprets changing the title to "Resident Evil 4 Remake is a masterpiece" as an attempt at irony? Everyone is here saying that he backpadelled but it's so clear to me that the change was a sarcastic joke... idk maybe I'm wrong
On the other end, places that discount day-old baked goods are the actual best. I'll dunk the donut in ice cream if it's a little dry, alright. Give me that discount and give me that brownie.
Those are just the usual fanboys though who hate the new game because it's not a 1:1 copy of the original (also they're all perverts that think that the defining feature of the game was looking up Ashley's skirt)
14:33 here we see Pat evolving into the next stage of white middle-aged man: Mike Stoklasa. Very soon, he'll be laughing uncontrollably at old people suffering.
Guy with the tip about button up onsies is pretty on point. The onsies that just have a couple snaps at the bottom arent bad. But the ones that have like a dozen that go all the way up are just awful. We got these button up onsies that had magnetic snaps. Those were actually super good. They almost self aligned. But it did tend to stick to the inside of the dryer so you had to be mindful of that. The thing about zippers is that they can derail. And thats the worst. Also they can chafe the baby if the fit is a bit tight.
It's crazy the amount of hatred the remake is getting because it isn't an exact 1:1 replica of a game they can get on the very same console as the remake is baffling to me.
I mean, I thought people were made because it was a 1:1, not that that is my actual opinion, I don't really care about RE, but anyways I thought that was the point of the whole soul vs soulless thing where being a recreation makes it soulless I guess. Anyways, ironically I saw the first version of the Crowbarcat vid and thought the point was that they were actually very different and the title was sarcasm, not actually even noticing any noise shenanigans. Kinda of hilarious that the editing didn't even succeed in creating a biased result there.
@@thatcynicalbastard6636 A lot of the user criticisms I saw were things like "The merchant doesn't sound exactly the same" or "they removed this boss fight from the sewers" or "they changed these lines!"
I will cackle with absolute delight if in 10-12 years I get to hear Woolie lament that his child despises fighting games because of how he tried to introduce them. And one day hear him have to deal with hearing "Yeah, my dad is into that fighting game scene, it's so cringe"
Woolie putting his own offspring in scrub quotes
Realistically, saying “cringe” in 10 years is gonna be cringe and outdated and will have been replaced by a different term
When Max was talking about his baby before she was born he said that was his worst nightmare and was scared that Ripley would say "But Dad i don't like/ wanna play Killer Instinct"
@@Shoyren I mean we've been saying cool for over a hundred years. Who knows whether or not cringe will stick
@@gidofter_lukge cringe could fall off and make a comeback in the next decade
Woolie's brain is so dominated by the devil may cry rival formula that he plans to apply it to peranting
This is the man that when asked about if he'd follow age ratings in an email a decade ago he said he'd give the kid the most violent games possible so that they could grow strong enough to defeat him.
@@kapkant6197 Woolie will create a child whom will destroy Daigo.
Let's just hope he doesn't parent the same as Vergil
@@Kaarl_Mills god forbid he fathers twins. You know they will be clothed green and purple separately
f o o l i s h n e s s
Woolie's expressions when Pat is telling him about the RE4 video is how Pat looked when Woolie was telling him about Soulja Boy and Atari.
This is a weirdly wholesome segment. Love how supportive the podcast listeners have been, happy for Pat. Also, I don’t know if Woolie is being honest when he says he’s going to try and beat his kid in fighting games first round, but I amused myself by considering there is a mild chance the kid could beat Woolie if he picks a fighting game he hasn’t had time to lab
"Wait. I've never heard of this one."
"I know."
"Let me just play wi-"
"No."
"But I don't know how the controls w-"
"I know."
"Get Into The Fighting Game Dad!"
"but I haven't played it in years or customiz..."
"Pick the version of Megaman Dad!"
He's gonna move on to applying that boxing knowledge next after they turn 5
Pat: Get owned Now go tell your mother.
Child: (crying) mom dad is bragging abou~
Paige:YEAH!!! GET SMOKED!
If woolie ever has a child, I can't wait for the, "Dad? Why did you play footsies with Diago? How did you think that would work?!"
"Why didn't you go with the bisexual girls, Papa?"
@@Shadest I don’t have a joke answer, but think about the fact that Woolie might have to go to pat for advice on parenting at some point
@@Shadest cracking up at the thought of this conversation
I'm so glad the Crowbcat segment was included here.
I also love that Pat knew Woolie was trying to think of Fire Emblem.
I was equally amused that that’s the game Woolie thought of. That was not a good look at three houses, and I’m glad he’s self aware of it at least XD
Me when the annoying TH-camr I dislike for no reason now has a legitimate reason to dislike them.
@@kapkant6197 you love to see it
@@kapkant6197 It’s SUCH a validating feeling.
@@NekoKujo6785 bro there was a prominent Call of Duty Zombies (like 5 mil subscribers) TH-camr who I disliked for being annoying and kinda dumb, a year or two back he got caught up in a plagiarism scandal where he stole a video word for word from a channel with 100 subs. I've been riding that validation high ever since.
So for those who don't know, Pat in the past asked Woolie seriously if he would be a child's normal parent or black parent. There's a clip of it. He still gets to hear about it.
what did he even mean by that???
@@jartism I think Mysterious Jojo has the clip, and a commenter explained it pretty well. The idea made sense inside Pat's mind, and its a genuine question. It came WAY wrong.
@@jartism Go to any ghetto and ask 20 people where their fathers were when growing up.
They'll probably ask you the exact same question in response.
For those curious, yes Woolie did in fact go back and change the title of the Fire Emblem video he did
What was the original title?
@@jartism Considering the other two videos in that series are unaltered, I'm guessing it was probably something like "Woolie Vs Fire Emblem: Three Houses (1/3)"
Waited 20 minutes to see what Pat's response would be. HE WAS PREPARED.
"Father, please go all out just this once!"
"Don't know kiddo, you've still got a lot to learn..."
"Don't be a fucking loser"
*Flexes and does the shoulder roll*
"Alrighty then sport..."
*Rolls up pant legs, and drops the 10,000lb weights*
Pat's taking the third option, he's gonna be the Oompa Loompa Parent:
He'll teach all his life lessons through song, then commentate on Dark with Excalibur.
If it turns out like the other Oompa Loompa Parent's kid, that kid is gonna be the *coolest*
But I digress
Oompa Loompa Jones over here
When your kid’s first words are “yam bag”.
Woolie is ready to Heihachi his future child at the drop of a hat
Woolie: *Easy Mode is never selectable.*
Woolie makes his kids Nuzlocke.
Immediately after Woolie entertained the title change idea, but before actually doing it, I took a look at the FE title and pogged out that it actually was changed
To this day I giggle at "Hey Woolie, do you know any black people?"
Crowbcat: Pat2 a soulless remaster
Ever since Pat announced his child, I have been WAITING for someone to pull this reversal on him
Pat should raise his kid to speak Scottish like garth from xenoblade.
As a joke.
"We raised him wrong as a joke"
@@TAMAMO-VIRUS Ahhh you beat me to it, fucker. Take my like!
"You're twenty years too early to beat me" except instead of the kid getting better it's because you're both/we're all doddering old people by then
Woolie's expressions 2:55 are 80s SNL level.
Pat's kid won't call him cringe. Just like "lame" was replaced with "cringe", so to will "cringe" be replaced with something new.
Not that I'm saying the two terms are synonymous, just that one replaced the other colloquially.
The sound Pat makes at 3:26 will haunt my dreams for the rest of my life.
The Crowbcat stuff is so funny to me cause at a certain point I assumed it was a group effort? Like, how could this channel go on for multiple years with the most click baiting premise on a single man's spite alone? This completely dissolved that theory for me, dude bought the game to tear it a new one and not only failed to find anything substantial but also did not have the internet on his side for once and completely backpedaled. Absolutely masterful
It's great.
Dude built his channel off kicking the easy target while they're down and now that he's gone against a game that isn't widely hated he's crumpling and doesn't know what to do
When the moron with 4chan brain disease steps out of his echo chamber for a single second.
Yeah it's now clear he's doing it for some weird culture war agenda and not actual criticism
He's pure /v/ "video games peaked when I was 14" in video form. Even videos I agreed with like his Dead Rising video came across as so smug I couldn't stand it.
As entertaining as his Cyberpunk video was I'd outright say it's outdated now, like yeah they seriously overpromised and put out some serious BS trailers, thankfully that makes up the bulk of the video. But playing it now I think it's a perfectly alright game that got a boatload of bug fixes, like 6 or 7/10 if you want a GTA-like with RPG elements and a cyberpunk aesthetic.
I love how Woolie talks about the cake shake, when the local chain Cook Out near my house has a CHEESECAKE shake, containing an entire slice of cheesecake blended into the shake
Dude that sounds amazing.
This isn't the first time crowbcat has gotten in some hot water for this kind of thing but it sounds like the backlash was a lot bigger this time. In terms of power of editing, there was one video where he was comparing TF2's graphics at launch compared to now. There were some things that have obviously gotten worse (like a lot of weapon reload animations breaking), but there's other stuff that's more subjective, like the lighting style changing on stuff like weapons to make them less shiny. However, the whole video had the "meet the pyro" theme over it, which is probably the most sinister piece of music in the TF2 OST. A lot of people were complaining about this, while other people who apparently don't know what "framing" means were defending it by saying "he just put a piece of TF2 music over the video what's the complaint?"
I remember people being upset at his VR video but I liked it (and still do, in spite of also really liking VR). The difference is that even though those were spicy takes, they didn't feel as disingenuous as the blatantly lowered audio and whatnot. Comparing the GTAIV vs GTAV video to the RE4 one is like night and day and it's really a shame
There was a similar thing in the Rainbow Six Siege community where videos were coming out complaining about lighting downgrades, ignoring the context that many of the graphical downgrades over the years were requested by the community to improve performance and competitive validity. The big one was tearing down boards on windows and you'd realistically get blinded by the sun since you were indoors, but from the enemy team outside's POV you were easily visible while blind from the sun meaning you'd just die without any chance to counter.
@@kapkant6197 Yeah everything about the Rainbow Six video is this interesting tension between immersive quality and proper multiplayer game design.
@@kapkant6197 That's because R6 was sold as a proper Rainbow Six game before being hijacked to serve as a comp shooter. It's part of the reason behind the whole "ooooh training exercises" vibe they swung to, where Terrorist Hunt (the singleplayer vs AI thing) is the only depiction of an actual, y'know, terrorist event.
33:57 the coveted woolie racism grin
So if a cat meowing is them trying to mimic human speech, is pat hearing a meow in his head him attempting to mimic an attempt to mimic human speech?
Woolie2: You want me to beat you?
Woolie: **booting up 3rd Strike** I want you to try.
Can I just say how much of a non-critique "Soulless" is? Like, it's the equivalent of calling someone a name in an argument because you can't actually articulate why you don't like something.
Thank you Woolie, for unlocking a shit ton of memories that remind me why I stopped talking to my dad.
Soulless means "the art direction isn't the same as in the original, and I think it's worse"
my favorite is when it's used in regards to food, "This is delicious, but where's the soul?". what do you even NEED when you've already determined/admitted what you're eating is delicious?? same drivel as "You should've put a piece of yourself into this dish." like what, you wanna chunk of their leg or something?
The videogame industry itself is soulless
the fact that gamers defend a remake proves videogames aren't art and will never be
If you compare it to any other medium videogames have no soul.
@@xXFoiXx lmao, chasing after "art"
@@psykomancer4420 Videogames just aren't art. That is why they are "soulless" to some people
They are just products.
Fighting games ain't the same without the constant fear of your opponent stepping off the cab to murder you.
We use every part of the cake killed me.
Crowbcat was just auditioning for the part of Shang Tsung
I just can't wait until we see Woolie's kid Daigo parry him live on stream.
Crowbcat destroyed years of a loyal fanbase with 1 video, incredible
It wasn't a loyal fan base. They just wanted to see him shit on stuff they dislike. One time he made a video that was a fan video for an indie game, purely because he thought it was neat, and his audience absolutely TRASHED him for it, saying he'd sold out. It was one of the nastiest comment sections I've ever seen.
@@MatthewPherigo If you look closely, you could see the fun leave his eyes. He became cruel after that. He fed the masses only the slop they wanted, and when he tried to pour it on something they liked, they revolted.
Fascinating times we live in.
The fanbase sees about another "old good new bad" video but this time, it's about A GAME THEY LIKED!
You have to know your audience, you can trash ubisoft and blizzard, but some companies and some good are off limits.
Crowbcat had plenty of older videos that made the audience go "who asked?" Those videos were made close to a decade ago, and he learned to focus on things that truly deserve a roasting, which led to his inconsistent upload schedule. He relapsed here, and the new audience is going to leave and dry up.
About time
Woolie's kid will become the tiger woods of fighting games 14:06
Constantly cheating on his wife?
constantly cheating on Woolie by playing fighters with Normal Parent and Pat 2 exclusively
@@SeruraRenge11 Got to otherwise they won't be able to master those combos.
I would highly recommend the Medium piece “Crowbcat, The Kuleshov Effect, and Insincere Games Criticism” by The Tax Collector Man. Crowbcat is just an outrage merchant for gamers eager to be upset.
The sequel we didn't know we needed
22:25
Pat's asking for a supply of passes.
More unsolicited advice that has so far had a 3-0 track record for parents I know;
When you put the baby to sleep for the night, do NOT change the volume of your voice. Continue speaking at a normal voice. Do this and your kid will be a heavy sleeper. You can trip and fall or yell and that little guy/girl will be sleeping like a LOG.
Secondly, and this is more for toddlers. If your kid is slow at learning how to talk and people are telling you that maybe they have a learning disability.... get their ears checked! I've seen it twice now where the kid was just fucking DEAF, with gunk in their ears, and couldn't hear the language they were supposed to be learning. In both cases, as soon as they put tubes in their ears to drain the fluid, they started learning how to talk right away.
This episode reminded me of MGS5 when Big boss absolutely beats the shit out of young liquid every single time he tries to act tough.
No contest, no punches pulled.
Liquid needed to learn the pecking order even if it was from his dad’s stuntman.
@@li-limandragon9287 liquid hiding behind a cargo container: "hell never find me."
Big boss patiently charging up his hand to call down the power of Zeus: "kept you waiting huh?"
he did rename the three houses video. thats what we call comitment to the bit.
I call foul on it being a commitment, cause he only changed the title of Part 1, should've done it for all 3 Woolie lol
What was the original title?
holy sweet shit i have never across all the years watching you guys across the channels, never have i seen woolies face do that, and never has something made me laugh so fucking hard
My first multiplayer game was Tekken 3, I was about 7 I think, we didn't own it, but my dad's friends did and bought the PS1 over sometimes. Anytime I played against the friends, they never let me win, and it was my mom who suggest "Instead of mashing buttons, why don't you look up things in Training Mode. SO I did that and also got a feel for how to do basic moves. Can't remember if I started winning or not, but I know it was at least not a complete one-sided.
My favorite part though was when I helped finally get enough matches to unlock Dr. B. Who I started playing aroudn with that day. My dad came home, I showed him the new character I unlocked, and he went against me right there. He had no idea how to handl Dr. B falling over and couldn't hit me, and I just kept hitting back. He got so mad he just turned the game off and left.
since unsolicited advice is in season, here's my single rule: just make sure not to do something to your kid that they'll hate you for... sounds like the most obvious precaution, right? but you'd be surprised how many times... well, TMI
The best thing about this is woolie actually changing the title
Woolie jr: Are ya winning son?
Woolie jr jr: *Heavy breathings*
I hope someone asks pat how will he handle other parents if the hidden gene awakens in his child
Pat: “fuck what you heard *grrr*it’s what you’re hearing. LISTEN!”
I think in general there is always a subset of people who get VERY upset when a game just does incredibly well and something in them is frustrated when they find out that their opinion is in the tiny minority of people who didn't like it and will lash out at all the people who do like it. they might not even hate the game but they do hate how many people do like it. almost like a form of FOMO.
how dare all these people love a game this much when i either only like it a little or not really like it?
I remember seeing it alot when games like GTAV, BOTW, TLOU, P5, Elden Ring.
some people really do hate success when it comes to something they aren't a part of and instead of coming to the reality that they simply just don't happen to like the thing others love, they become upset and its now about how everyone else is wrong because my opinion has to be right.
Woolie is gonna parent like a Shonen antagonist.
after hearing how woolie was going to show his kid fight games , i cant fucking wait the 10-15 years it will take before the podcast episode about how woolies child hates fighting games.
We need the memory extracting machine so we can get audio of Pat saying the n word with a hard r in his mind and ruin his career.
What are you talking about? Pat has a N-pass, he’ll be fine
@@gameb9oy His N-pass came from Woolie, who has had his distribution license revoked. It is not valid.
We already have audio of him saying it with the soft a, perhaps things can be arranged.
I have on of Matt, at least it sounds close
I remember I read a long, well-founded review that compiled every single thing that the tactics ogre re-relase doesn't do as well as the original. At first I was convinced then I realized that if you list every downside without mentioning a single mechanic that was improved, it is inherently disingenuous and a shallow way to examine something.
I think Pat might be misinterpreting the title change. I automatically assumed "RE4 Remake is a Masterpiece" was sarcasm given the content of the video.
SBF play Dark Souls part 68, 31 minutes in- the origin of 'woof bark'. you're welcome. thank you. i was born stupid- but i will not stop watching old SBF videos.
That LP, Deadly Premonition and Omikron are series I rewatch every couple months. So good.
Old SBF Playlist are great for background noise and forgotten laughs.
Shitstorm, my beloved
Re1 og has Jill sandwich (soul)
Re1R does not have Jill sandwich (soulless)
Changes title of the video twice still gets clicks
I really want somebody to redo videos with like AI pat voice as if they're in his mind now.
I need Snake Eater but Pat sings every part
It's funny to think if it were the case that the crowbcat video only exists because people were mad at him when he was positive in a previous video
Also
I played games with my older brother (by 10 years), not my dad
He did not let me win a single game of Quake 3
I think that really molded me for frustration
As an older brother, hell yeah. Don't give your siblings an inch!
@@jjrambles683 He played on the highest handicap and everything, but 5 year old me could never beat him
22:19
Will you be this baby’s white parent or its normal parent
> I will be it’s white parent.
> Oh come on, normal.
> [One Drop Rule] I’m gonna be it’s black parent.
I would also like to note the Crowbcat video has a segment dedicated to "comparing" the fact you cant look up Ashleys skirt just in case you thought being a nostalgia filled dork making a video in bad faith wasnt bad enough
There’s no catch from the ladder thing anymore/getting knocked down and unknowingly prompting that line? Huh, weird to include that in the video though
@@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat I'd bet you MONEY if you confronted him about it he would say it's because "in the original she blocks your view and calls you out while in the remake you just can't see so it's less detail" but I've seen the threads of dudes mad about it and I'm not willing to give him the benefit of the doubt that he's not just mad he can't ogle a young woman
This is a power move
Can't wait for Pat to end up turning his kid into a staunch anti zapping system supporter.
What I especially like is that at the end of Crowb's video there's this segment of cut content with the credits music over it, like it's supposed to make you feel sad about the content that was taken out, when it's actually just a compilation of my least favorite sections of the game.
Like damn I'm so sad that all these frustrating, implausible, or stupid segments of the game were taken out!
its hilarious. the whole video was "make your own conclusions" meanwhile there is a animal abuse style montage of all the things people literally don't remember from the OG game while also making sure not to add all the new things and areas the game literally added like the mine section that was infinitely better then the original and made the game much better.
The worst part about that Crowbcat video is that it makes you question if his other videos are a genuine representation of the game he is trying to lambast.
his comparisons of game world reactivity between far cry 2 and later far crys look genuine
his video on back for blood seemed pretty on the money
this just seems like someone not known for producing a steady stream of content trying to stay relevant
Crowbcat trying to deceive us is such a heel turn
...Is it *really though?*
This is his normal fucking MO. He just stepped on the wrong fight this time and ended getting a fight he didn't want.
He always was a heel.
by this logic, Pat & Woolie are heels too because of how they they obsessively rip on crunched Triple A titles too
Ok, no. Pat and Woolie, much like any self respecting gamer, so, you know, not the rest of the Super Best Friends fandom, will extoll the greatness of indie games and have strong opinions on triple A games... not that this stops them from playing them. Or did you forget that that Woolie is the biggest fucking fan of Devil May Cry, a series that has been published by several different Triple A companies over it's LONG life time? However, they aren't going to tell you not to go and play them because that would run counter to their beliefs. They literally just had a discussion about this a couple of weeks beforehand. At best, they might try to dislude you review style, but hey, that's the best that anyone can do, right?
Crow, on the other hand, *actively and repeatedly* uses his videos to get across the same point each time: the game industry is filled with liars and bitches, the Triple A industry never innovotes whatsoever (objectively untrue) and the old days are the best. Crow is literally the most distilled /v/ gamer in youtuber form, with everything that implies. Even Pat and Woolie will grugdingly admit when new game is good in some fashion. Crow? Crow believes that we should return to the fucking video game crash.
The only difference is that it wasn’t an easy target this time.
I'm so glad crowbcat has been thoroughly laughed out of the room for this one. I think a majority of people, myself included, have finally seen the light that this channel only has views and engagement on its mind above any actual critique.
Who and what is Crowbcat
@@worldeater2414
Crowbcat is a channel that uses editing to illustrate how they find something to be lackluster. They got big mocking E3 showcases and the flop of LawBreakers
@@Dasaltwarrior okay?
Or all his videos are just his unspoken opinion and you just noticed because it’s not a game you hate.
Funny how quickly people will turn on someone when the negativity is toward something you like:
@@TheOutlawed1000 its something people like and it's dishonest criticism
the fact that woolie actually changed the title of one of his three houses videos during this podcast
Ladies, get you a man who looks at you like 2:55.
When the Instinct isn't Killer
Pat went on to talk about his DMX dog voice. That is not the right question. I want to know, if he imagines a conversation between himself and Woolie, is the Woolie in his head a taller version of Pat in Blackface?
"haha hey it's me woolie when is marvel i steala the piea"
the move is to keep it as close as possible without being too obvious, including letting them have rounds (or in team games, characters). Only stomp them out once they're wise to this
I actually asked the title, and I did debate between French and White parent lol. Ultimately Pat doesn’t really scream French, in fact he literally screams how Anti French he is.
Was the "RE4R is a masterpiece" title supposed to be genuine? It felt like sarcasm mocking everyone who says it is.
Also you have to understand, a lot of people like Crowbcat do not like remakes, ever, just out of principle. They think they're an excuse for devs to pander to nostalgia instead of actually taking the risk with something new. Which on some level I at least GET that argument, unlike "SOVL vs Soulless" which is simply "this game doesn't have the exact same art direction as the original because even when it's all the same dev team members it's years later and they aren't the same people they used to be, and therefore the new art direction is bad". At least that's USUALLY what SOVL vs Soulless means, sometimes it just means, "this game has minorities in it when there wasn't before and therefore it has an agenda."
Oh yeah no the “it’s a safe choice” is fairly on point, but Christ yeah I hate when it turns into “every company must be pulling a blizzard diversity chart move”
Just went and checked. Woolie has in fact changed the title of the Three Houses quick look
Poor crowbcat, not realizing the "old good new bad" only works when people already agree with it like GTA, ubisoft, cyberpunk, bioshock and mass effect.
Poor crowbcat not managing his negative feedback very well.
poor crowbcat not realising that not everything he does is mana from heaven
Above all else, Pat should avoid being the ginger parent.
And if Woolie has a kid, good luck to him trying to be normal and not white.
As long as Woolie’s inability to read and his concerning love for labbing isn’t heredity, that kid has a chance to turn out fine.
@@gameb9oy we're gonna hear about little 5 year old Darlington Remastered booting up training mode for the first time and it'll be all over
The Daigo Parry-nting is real
I personally don't think the original change of the title was a back down, just from the description saying something about how the remake "kept all the soul of the original!". It felt more like Crowbcat was just fucking fuming that people didn't agree with him and it was him being a passive aggressive salty bitch about it.
2:55 Soul
2:56 Soulless
I love you guys! Even after over a decade you guys still make me crack up
While Crowbcat didn't like REmake 4, their style of video is only good at highlighting a lack of polish. Fantastic when you want to shit on bloated sandboxes like GTA or Far Cry, not so much in REmake 4's case where it's a fairly polished game no matter how you feel about it. So that only left doctoring the footage to sway viewer opinions in their favor.
There's a video out there called "In defense of Crowbcat" that I think shows what Crowbcat was trying to convey. It discusses the editorial decisions and probably intent of the original vid, the video maker even disagrees with crowb on some points
If it happened once, whose to say it won’t happen again
Am I the only one that interprets changing the title to "Resident Evil 4 Remake is a masterpiece" as an attempt at irony? Everyone is here saying that he backpadelled but it's so clear to me that the change was a sarcastic joke... idk maybe I'm wrong
Crowbcat has always been old thing good new thing bad but now it’s happened to an actually good game
6:28 Pat describes the Khuleshov effect.
On the other end, places that discount day-old baked goods are the actual best. I'll dunk the donut in ice cream if it's a little dry, alright. Give me that discount and give me that brownie.
And people were repeating the disigenous stuff of crowbcats video the moment t came out.
Those are just the usual fanboys though who hate the new game because it's not a 1:1 copy of the original (also they're all perverts that think that the defining feature of the game was looking up Ashley's skirt)
sounds like everyone on the internet to me.
THEY GOT ME WITH THE TITLE GODDAMN IT
Crowbcat has always been a cherry picking hack who hatemongers for engagement.
factually true
"Round 1 is real" - Woolie Madden, 2023
Changing that video title wasn't a backdown, it was a double down. It changed to sarcasm.
it was cope
Pat mic droppin' the controller on his toddler like "GIT SUM!!!!"
14:33 here we see Pat evolving into the next stage of white middle-aged man: Mike Stoklasa. Very soon, he'll be laughing uncontrollably at old people suffering.
The real RE4make drama should be the handgun STILL sounding like a cheap mystery metal airsoft gun dry firing
Pat, Skellmo is moving and its scaring me ; 3;
Pat got the question thrown at him and he was READY for it
Woolie is gonna be the dad in that one Goldeneye video.
which one
You wreck your kid's shit in the 1st round and when they complain about losing you tell them just "do combo"
Guy with the tip about button up onsies is pretty on point. The onsies that just have a couple snaps at the bottom arent bad. But the ones that have like a dozen that go all the way up are just awful. We got these button up onsies that had magnetic snaps. Those were actually super good. They almost self aligned. But it did tend to stick to the inside of the dryer so you had to be mindful of that. The thing about zippers is that they can derail. And thats the worst. Also they can chafe the baby if the fit is a bit tight.
It's crazy the amount of hatred the remake is getting because it isn't an exact 1:1 replica of a game they can get on the very same console as the remake is baffling to me.
I mean, I thought people were made because it was a 1:1, not that that is my actual opinion, I don't really care about RE, but anyways I thought that was the point of the whole soul vs soulless thing where being a recreation makes it soulless I guess. Anyways, ironically I saw the first version of the Crowbarcat vid and thought the point was that they were actually very different and the title was sarcasm, not actually even noticing any noise shenanigans. Kinda of hilarious that the editing didn't even succeed in creating a biased result there.
1:1 remake: soulless cash grab
Ground-up remake: soulless cash grab
New thing: what about old thing?!!
People just want to hate on things
@@thatcynicalbastard6636 A lot of the user criticisms I saw were things like "The merchant doesn't sound exactly the same" or "they removed this boss fight from the sewers" or "they changed these lines!"
@@GreekJR2 I see, well ty 4 info. I guess I was mistake about people being mad because of 1:1 whatevers.
@@GreekJR2 The real universal complaints should be all "Just remake CV guys, something that actually needed a do-over"