Zlatan in Bosnian, Serbian, Croatian... is a name but can also be adjective for example zlatan dečak wich in English means golden boy so yeah his name in the literal means GOLDEN and you can comfortably say that SEA GOT GILDED BECAUSE OF ZLATAN
We had that man in Paris for years, and no one ever saw that potential. And we have comedians here wondering why people think US shows are so good, even a TV host saying it's not that great over there and we should be happy with what we have. But man, you guys are really good. Zlatan is the ultimate proof. He's like an infinity stone, we had him but we never knew how to use him effectively… Such a shame. People here in the media and entertainment preferred mocking him and hating on him, and look at how American entertainers handle him. It's a great lesson…
1. When Zlatan works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does 2. When Zlatan comes to your house he gives you the Wi-fi password. 3. Zlatan once went to cinema and the movie watched Zlatan for two hours. 4. Zlatan does not draw teams in the Champions League, teams draw Zlatan. 5. Zlatan's keyboard doesn't have a question mark, Zlatan only has answer. 6. Zlatan can tie his boots with his feet. 7. Zlatan once took an IQ-test and the IQ-test immdiatly got updated. 8. Zlatan once met the Pope and made him become a muslim and then a cristian again. 9. When Zlatan crosses the immigration boards the officers shows their passport to Zlatan. 10. Zlatan once went out for bike ride and accidentaly won the " Tour D'France ". 11. When Zlatan and the preist sat in the confession chair the preist confessed his sins to Zlatan. 12. When Zlatan chops onions the onion cries. 13. Zlatan reads bedtime stories to Hannibal and Freddy Kreuger. 14. Zlatans fart is the worlds most expensive fragnance. 15. Zlatan taught his father to ride a bike. 16. Zlatan can hear sign language 17. When Zlatan sleeps the dream dreams about Zlatan 18. 911 calls Zlatan for help 19. Zlatan got the Corona virus and now the virus is in quarantine.
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Zlatan once kicked the earth and to this day still spinning
Hahhahah
LMFAAAAAO
Hahaha
😂😂😂 I’m dead because of these type of comments
😂🤣😂😂😂
When Zalatan is about to cross road
The vehicles looks right and left.
jajajajaj
lol wtf
Noice one 😂😂😂
zlatan*
Bro I'm the 1001 liker
Zlatan once missed school for two days, now it's called the weekend
Amazing
😂😂😂
Haha nice one!
Stolen comment
@@attacktitan5864 Show me where
One day Zlatan told a joke to Ronaldinho, since then he can't stop smiling.
Nice😂
Probably Leao heard a joke or 2 from Zlatan that's why he's also always smiling..
😂 The best one
Zlatan once pulled a prank on his friends
Now it’s called April fools
Tf
Weak
Okk
😂😂
I SEE HOW U GOT ALL THIS LIKES
When Zlatan turned 18, his parents moved out.
Prohdeen 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Great comment
Prohdeen This Got me 😲😅
Omg 😂
Prohdeen this made me laugh😂
When Zlatan comes to your house he gives you the wifi password
Password: Zlatan
@@dmtm Zlatan : Password
HAHAHAHAA
This is the best wifi password in the universe.
You mean when your house goes to Zlatan
when graham bell invented the telephone he already had a missed call from ZLATAN
Underated
Copied many times
Zlatan doesnt make missed calls
@@ebbacarlman236 Calls miss Zlatan
@@malikmohamed6051 😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Zlatan wakes up his alarm clock every morning.
This is underrated
His alarm clock wakes up to him.
😂
🤣
Dennis Snieff r/woooosh
Zlatan once used his hand to score a goal.
It is now known as basketball
🤣🤣
It is now known as handball.
@@patmull1 You didnt get the joke rofl
@@noedeliama4858 And you don't know what handball is.
@@noedeliama4858 smol brain
When zlatan was born he named his parents
UNDERATTED
HAHA
His parents were already named by then.
Don't say that I got r/wooshed because the joke is only wrong and upon that he has copied it.
LPEMCH fan oh wow really....
ShReY SoLdiEr r/woosh
When Zuckerberg invented Facebook, he already had a friend request from Zlatan.
Iya
Zlatan dont do friend request, zlatan is already in the list
Abdo Areish 10 HHHAHAHA
Zlatan had facebook before Mark was invented it
@@ahmadfadlillah1903 nyasar wkwk
Zlatan just got shot, the bullet is in critical condition
Damn😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Underrated
Lmao
XD u sur are a genius😂
Problem is that Zlatan wasn’t trying to act.
Acting was trying to Zlatan.
Very good
@@chesslmc you right 😂😂
I like this one because has no sense
burst out laughing
:)))))
Zlatan once built a snowman out of rain
That's a rainman i guess
@@ibrahimmyb6569 wrong that's zlatan
Lmaooooo
Zlatan once had a race with time
time is still running
that was good 😂
Ok funny
Great reply man !
😂😂😂
Good one m8
Zlatan was once swimming in the ocean and he felt something hit him in the back, he turned around and saw the Titanic sinking
best
Underrated
@@sthita1104 Yes very underrated
How old is he.....
@@jenskalvatn3118 year is 38 zlatan old
Zlatan knows victoria's secret
Underated
Victorias secret is that her real name is derrick
Stolennn
Her secret is disgusting stuff
She is hungry
If Zlatan looks at the mirror he see’s nothing because thier is only one zlatan 💔
James Rodriguez 🔥🔥
James Rodriguez hahaaaa
Hi James it’s me Virgil
Jk it’s not the Real Virgil Van Dijk
@@L_S_23 oh,I was confused for a second there,I thought you were ACRUALLY Van Dijk
Their is spelt their not thier.
Also it is there not their
Zlatan once late for a show and the show was named The Late Late Show
Zlatan never comes late, the show begin too soon
@@duongnguyenngoc9160 😂😂
@@duongnguyenngoc9160 😂
@@duongnguyenngoc9160 😂
you should have said zlatan came early to a show,or the show called the early the show
The Ballon d'Or was created to reward The Closest Thing To Zlatan Of The Year
Rosida Andriyana true tho
But he never won it
Or the UCL
@@Theicecreamman1985 you didn't get the point 😂
@@sahalsalim1 wooosh
Zlatan was charged with robbery, he let the judge off with a warning.
😂😂😂
Rosida Andriyana wasn’t zlatan also born in a refugee family?
@@jrbb1837 no, because he granted Sweden neutralization.
JR BB yes. His parents are bosnian origin
No.. Robbery was charged with Zlatan 😂
What is James Corden doing in the Zlatan show?
😂 hell yeah
Hahaha
Bcoz he is quest for zlatan show.
LMAO
Featuring
When zlatan was born he named his dad zlatan junior
Lmao
Zlatan raised his parents by himself
ASMRdonsusurros he also adopted his siblings when he was 7
hahahahahaha
He also fed his parents
Lol
First joke I found funny
When Zlatan makes a grammatical mistake.
They change the language
Underrated
@Mohammad Abid2307 I see what you did there 😭
Sem Laarman hoi ben jij ook hier
Haha lekker man
underrated
When Zlatan makes a spelling mistake the dictionary gets updated
When Zlatan makes a spelling mistake the words gets added to the Oxford dictionary.
Blasphemy ! Zlatan doesn't make mistakes
Lmao😂😂😂
lol in the franche and swidish dictionary they did add a verb from his nam it call zalataner
If zlatan make up his own word it would be added to the dictionary
Zlatan once closed his eyes for a long time, this is now known as sleeping
zlatan can breath
in spaces
You mean ZLEEPING? 😎
@@tangosierra911 haha
That’s a good one 😂
Everyone: when will Sweden win the World Cup .
Zlatan: I haven't decided it yet .
Heykei Muse when will the World Cup win Zlatan
It's thanks to Zlatan Sweden never won, without Zlatan Sweden came longer
Ooof
Worst joke ever since he doesn't play for Sweden anymore.
@@Jox9n lmfao...u don't know him mate
Zlatan once killed two stones with one bird.
Uchiha Obito
And he felt sorry for the stones
With Rajni Khand bird
😂
Kill two birds with one stone, did i mean that?
2 birds, 1 stone,
2 birds with the 1 stone!
2 birds, 1 stone,
2 birds with the 1 stone!
#KSI #sidemen
When Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest
😂😂😂😂
😂
LMAO
Nice one
Briliant :)))))))))))
Zlatan doesn't tell the future. Whatever he says, the Universe just makes sure it happens
When Zlatan does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Sad try.
Raaka
Soo
That is true according to newton’s Third law
This is one of chuck norris' facts.
@@hultanils505 I was thinking the same.
Late Late Zlatan.
lol
Yesssss
I had to share it...JUst too CUTE! xoxo SheriMorgan
Ur league sucks👎👎👎👎
This shows exactly why the MLS is shit. In Europe, he didn't even have time for all these TV shows
When zlatan jumps into a sea he doesn't get wet, instead sea gets zlataned.
542 likes but no comments
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.........the word " ZLATANED" is the new word i have found😂
Zlatan in Bosnian, Serbian, Croatian... is a name but can also be adjective for example zlatan dečak wich in English means golden boy so yeah his name in the literal means GOLDEN and you can comfortably say that SEA GOT GILDED BECAUSE OF ZLATAN
I am awarding this comment section "BEST COMMENTS 2020"
Here here 🙌 👏
Yessss
Just needs one more comment from zlatan then it would be the best comment section in the whole universe
@@rodolopez1971 in the whole Zlatan*
@@rodolopez1971 Zlatan doesn’t comment tho, comment does Zlatan
Zlatan was once late for school the teacher punished the whole class for coming early.
Zlatanfacts
Waleed Khan 😂
When zlatan crosses the road cars look both ways.
Zlatanfacts
Cameras cant take picture of zlatan,noone takes anything from zlatan.
Heart died because of Zlatan attack
Ahhhah
I laugh so hard 😂
LMAO finally a new comment on zlatan
Bro copyright it 😂
Zlatan's father's name is Zlatan Junior...
😂😂😂😂
Once Zlatan stretched a square,
It's now called a rectangle.
Zlatan got bitten by a zombie.
The zombie turned into Zlatan.
No there is only one zlatan
When then zlatan is bitten a zombie^^
Lol your joke's not good, cuz "there's only ome Zlatan"
Zlatan bit the zombie so the zombie Became a zombie and zlatan became zlatan
@@sao953 dude *ᗯᕼᗩ丅?*
He really should become a late night show host😂😂😂 "Zlatan Night"
And it would be aired even in the mornings
amir rasydan 😂😂😂
Zlatan night the best late show in the universe
Elijah Badavi would defo watch 😂👍❤️
He has way too much ego to be interviewing other people with big egos.
When Zlatan looks in the mirror there is no reflection, there can not be a 2nd Zlatan
Kevin samimian 😂🤣😂
Hilarious...
Epic..
LMAAOAOOOOO
Best one I heard till now lol
Thanos: I am inevitable
Zlatan: no you're not
Thanos: guess I'm not then
And then Zlatan snapt
Zlatan MUST have his own show!
Paula Savioli why don't You? And I'll be your first guest
Zlatan doesn't do stupid auditions, he is Zlatan
The Show must have his own Zlatan
Zlatan doesn't have shows shows have zlatans
Zlatan already owns the late late show what do I mean
When zlatan chops onions the onions cry
😂
Nice
When Zlatan was born he drove his mom home from the hospital
Baby Beast mode zlatan is his own mom
Lol i think its true
Zlatan was never born
Le Grond ZLATAN!😊
this what i did
Zlatan looks at onions,the onions starts to cry
🤣
The Infinity stones are made of *Zlatan*
Nadzwan Tahir They wish they would be.
Hahaha!! Think he actually needs those stones?
Zlatan is the best infinity stone maker in the universe
I would love to see Zlatan fighting Thanos. Thanos will have no chance.
Gaz even with the infinity gauntlet thanos will lose
We had that man in Paris for years, and no one ever saw that potential. And we have comedians here wondering why people think US shows are so good, even a TV host saying it's not that great over there and we should be happy with what we have. But man, you guys are really good. Zlatan is the ultimate proof. He's like an infinity stone, we had him but we never knew how to use him effectively… Such a shame. People here in the media and entertainment preferred mocking him and hating on him, and look at how American entertainers handle him. It's a great lesson…
Gilles Vaudois best comment ever. Now zlatan is one of the infinity stones
Zlatan doesn't speak French,though.
you know hes from sweden right
Oskar Sanengen
He's Bosnian.
Mike Está Aqui but enough people like it that his show is heavily trafficked haha
Zlatan has a dairy, we know it as the Guinness Book of World Records
So Zlatan has some milk product which is now Guiness book? Good joke.
it only takes one spelling mistake to ruin the whole fking joke. great job mate
Yess
You mean a diary? :)
Muhd Iqbal but if Zlatan said it then it would have been the funniest joke ever
When Ibra said “soccer” you can see the pain in his face
The people scream "we want Zlatan" Zlatan Gave them Zlatan
Am i the only one who is always reading the comments on these zlatan videos cus they are so funny...😂
If you look at the amount of likes every comment has, do you think in your narcissistic mind that you really are the only one?
@@shadzudh LMAOOOO
nope, ur not alone
@@shadzudh not narcissistic but a little stupid maybe
You are not alone
Zlatan once visited The Virgin Islands... ever since, it is now called The Islands
😂😂😂
Zlatan did something to the Islands 😂
Pretty good comment dude!!!😆😆😆😆
🤣😂🤣😂 No longer a Virgin
Oh f**k best comment in this section
Zlatan doesn’t celebrate Christmas.
Christmas celebrates Zlatan.
Hahahahaha all the comments are best I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣
He is god and jesus
@@mianzeeshan5344 These comments are like Chuck Norris jokes
LA Galaxy signed a contract to play for Zlatan
Zlatan made them pay to play with him.
😂
... in the universe.
Myles Dinero zlatan is the universe.
the best........in the universe
In the Multiverse...
Zlatan isnt universe
universe is Zlatan
While God was thinking of creating the earth, Zlatan created Universe.
"Universe is the greatest football player in the entire zlatan"
😂😂😭😭🤣 i love these comments.
@@rai2683 sams here
So funny bro i laughed a lot🤣🤣🤣
when zlatan looks at the sky, clouds start sweating. Some people call it rain.
Lol
Not the best one, but still underrated
Fortune was born after Zlatan 😎
Thiago *Fortnite
Ich bin ein albaner Ich glaube du hast den Kommentar nicht verstanden
Ich bin auch ein Albaner
KALYPTOMiTHU ja😂
Ich bin auch albaner not all things revolve around fortnite
Legend has it, zlatan was present when zlatan was born.
Zlatan was also present when his parents were born xD
Zlatan was also present when God was born.
Best so far 🤣🤣🤣
Zlatan did not become a fortune teller. The fortune teller became Zlatan.
Naved Alvi But it is impossible to become Zlatan.
Naved Alvi mm8u8(
Naved Alvi When ZLATAN predicts something & it's wrong ... Future changes !!
Nice copied comment
When Zlatan goes shopping, the cashier pays him money.
😂
That's actually true
Zlatan doesn't need the dollars, the dollars need ZLATAN.
You can see the pain in his eyes as he says "soccer" at 0.52
0:52
Blame the Brits for creating the term and using it. USA, USA, USA!!!
@@billthomas7975
Bruh your football doesn't use a ball and barely uses the foot,
🏈🏈🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bill Thomas I’m American too, but it’s stupid
American football should have been called ''run for 10 seconds, take a break, run for 10 seconds take a break, run for 10 sec...............
Zlatan wins Emmy for this performance.
Oscar!
No, Emmy wins Zlatan
When zlatan looks in the mirror he doesn't see a reflection...because THERE IS ONLY ONE ZLATAN.
Some people received blood from Zlatan through a transfusion on Red Cross. These people are now known as X-men.
hot
Lmao
@@jesuschaves631 gay
Lolll
while travelling over Switzerland Zlatan dropped his wallet
now it's the Swiss bank
Underrated
when zlatan moved out, he gave his dad the keys and said “you’re the man of the house now”
Lol
brooooooooo😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
when people want to read comments on zlatan, youtube is created
Zlatan leaves the pitch when he’s sick of game
It’s now known as substitutions
oxygen needs Zlatan to survive
371 likes with no reply here you go
Omg😂 this Video has the best Comments i have Ever seen in my life so far😂😂
True true... It's fun
You didnt read a lot of good comments so far
True 😂😂😂
The greatest comment section in the universe.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When zlatan Ibrahimovic smoking, the cigarettes get cancer
First dislike
uʍop ǝpᴉsdn first person to ask who asked
Awesome bro....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That makes him bad..
420th like bro
Zlatan once missed 2 months of school now we have summer holidays
Once I got a call on my phone
Me: Hey, Zlatan wassup?
Zlatan: How did you know it was me?
Me: Ofc it was you...cause my phone was switched off.
Best comment 😂 😂... Bro copyright it before people starts using it
@@jacksummer4041 haha... thanks bro
@@7moodi35 what? lol
😂😂😂
😂😂
ONLY ZLATAN CAN DEFEAT THANOS
Ryan Peña I am Thanos and I find this offensive
I am offensive and I find this Thanos.
Chuck Norris and John wick as well
Shawn my world I am Offensive and i thanos this find
Cause the infinity stones are made of him
Zlatan missed the school for 2 days, now them days are called Saturday and Sunday
Navkrit Singh
😂😂😂
😂🤣😂
Navrit Singh *those days
Navkrit Singh ..Lol oh shit savage😂😂
Navkrit Singh old joke -_-
When Zlatan takes his shirt off to celebrate the goal, the referee gives himself a yellow card.
Lol!!most underrated comment
I think I saw that comment somewhere but still Lmao 😂😂
@@pavlemarinkovic8640 I wrote it myself but yeah someone may have written it before LOL
Wtf XD
Nope.. The referee retire on the spot!
WTF has America done to him....he just said soccer😦
anonymous it was that moment when zlatan knew.... he fukct up
You can't say football in America. It would be confusing as fuck. Unfortunately people think American Football when you say football here
RogerTHFC why is that called football when feet are hardly used lol
anonymous when in Rome..cut him some slack
If zlatan says soccer its soccer... damn it zlatan
Zlatan once kicked a stone...now its football played by millions
1. When Zlatan works out he doesn't get stronger, the machine does
2. When Zlatan comes to your house he gives you the Wi-fi password.
3. Zlatan once went to cinema and the movie watched Zlatan for two hours.
4. Zlatan does not draw teams in the Champions League, teams draw Zlatan.
5. Zlatan's keyboard doesn't have a question mark, Zlatan only has answer.
6. Zlatan can tie his boots with his feet.
7. Zlatan once took an IQ-test and the IQ-test immdiatly got updated.
8. Zlatan once met the Pope and made him become a muslim and then a cristian again.
9. When Zlatan crosses the immigration boards the officers shows their passport to Zlatan.
10. Zlatan once went out for bike ride and accidentaly won the " Tour D'France ".
11. When Zlatan and the preist sat in the confession chair the preist confessed his sins to Zlatan.
12. When Zlatan chops onions the onion cries.
13. Zlatan reads bedtime stories to Hannibal and Freddy Kreuger.
14. Zlatans fart is the worlds most expensive fragnance.
15. Zlatan taught his father to ride a bike.
16. Zlatan can hear sign language
17. When Zlatan sleeps the dream dreams about Zlatan
18. 911 calls Zlatan for help
19. Zlatan got the Corona virus and now the virus is in quarantine.
15 *taught*
Best comment yet
I taught my father and mother how to ride bikes
No. 11 is killing me.
When Zlatan makes a grammatical mistake they change the language
When zlatan' parents were scared at night.
They slept with him
That's inappropriate. I love it.
Zlataned!
Corden welcome to the late late show with Zlatan.
When Sweden was young it moved to Zlatan.
He is actually also from bosnia
Ensar Baran bosnia is from zlatan
Ensar Baran his dad is bosnian he’s from malmö sweden
@@poopygdld1687 yeah he grow up there but where do hes father come from bosnia then zlatan is also bosnak
Ensar Baran Nah, Zlatan is Swedish
Zlatan is the type of guy to give the referee a red card because he missed a foul.
People: Good luck Zlatan.
Zlatan: No , luck need Zlatan to be good luck.
😂
Zlatan makes teachers do their homework
Seems like Zlatan is the new Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the old Zlatan😉
brayzbeats. He did martial arts
ᨻᩚᩅᩙᩡ Studios I was gonna say that lol
No, chuck norris is the old zlatan.
Haitam chouiekh Great comment
Zlatan dont get nightmares
The nightmares get zlatan
when zlatan comes to your house, you're the guest.
When Zlatan goes to a barber shop, the barber asks for a haircut.
Zlatan once visited Atlanta. Now it’s called zlatlanta.
Underrated.
Massively underrated
Alright, people. Fess up. How many of you whispered "Zlatlanta" just to see if you could pronounce it correctly? Don’t lie either. Zlatan is watching.
666 likes
@@armaletalia3254 I did. I believe I pronounced it correctly, must have drawn inspiration from Zlatan himself.
Zlatan once said something , now something is everything
Zlatan once gave a child a hammer as a present, now we know that child as Thor!!!
*When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared*
When the comments are funnier than the actual skit
No
Zlatan doesn't live in the universe
The universe lives for zlatan