Zlatan Ibrahimovic: The Universe's Best Fortune Teller

James Corden's trip to the arcade is thrown when he comes across Zlatan Speaks, a familiar-looking fortune telling machine. Zlatan Ibrahimovic, the greatest fortune teller in the universe, gives James some hard truths.
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Each week night, THE LATE LATE SHOW with JAMES CORDEN throws the ultimate late night after party with a mix of celebrity guests, edgy musical acts, games and sketches. Corden differentiates his show by offering viewers a peek behind-the-scenes into the green room, bringing all of his guests out at once and lending his musical and acting talents to various sketches. Additionally, bandleader Reggie Watts and the house band provide original, improvised music throughout the show. Since Corden took the reigns as host in March 2015, he has quickly become known for generating buzzworthy viral videos, such as Carpool Karaoke."

[@nogahlerman6137]

When Zlatan comes to your house he gives you the wifi password

[@dmtm]

Password: Zlatan

[@silveradosmr]

@@dmtm Zlatan : Password

[@hamidkasem4261]

HAHAHAHAA

[@Tindebinde]

This is the best wifi password in the universe.

[@dreamleaguepro1326]

You mean when your house goes to Zlatan

[@gladium1528]

Zlatan once pulled a prank on his friends
Now it’s called April fools

[@ziyadahmed1794]

Tf

[@Mizrob10]

Weak

[@sock2856]

Okk

[@krishnaadhikari4931]

😂😂

[@mentorsystems7141]

I SEE HOW U GOT ALL THIS LIKES

[@helyfreire]

One day Zlatan told a joke to Ronaldinho, since then he can't stop smiling.

[@DCM_Editz123]

Nice😂

[@kurokoro8615]

Probably Leao heard a joke or 2 from Zlatan that's why he's also always smiling..

[@zaziou711]

😂 The best one

[@tilakchetri1733]

When Zuckerberg invented Facebook, he already had a friend request from Zlatan.

[@ahmadfadlillah1903]

Iya

[@abdoareish5172]

Zlatan dont do friend request, zlatan is already in the list

[@nabilahazka375]

Abdo Areish 10 HHHAHAHA

[@joshdalbhanjan9174]

creepy

[@lemagnifique1573]

Zlatan had facebook before Mark was invented it

[@prohdeen7245]

When Zlatan turned 18, his parents moved out.

[@anorbert38]

Prohdeen 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thetruth1733]

Great comment

[@joelhighlight6231]

Prohdeen This Got me 😲😅

[@Kaaspuur]

Omg 😂

[@BiancoIsleDelfino]

Prohdeen this made me laugh😂

[@DavidDiaz-ne7yp]

Zlatan just got shot, the bullet is in critical condition

[@badaragaye7465]

Damn😂😂😂😂

[@yusufluhar5881]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@FrankHor101]

Underrated

[@lukajamrishvili5084]

Lmao

[@mandakhbayar.m8298]

XD u sur are a genius😂

[@priyanksrikanth4424]

when graham bell invented the telephone he already had a missed call from ZLATAN

[@joy-fv1lr]

Underated

[@safariafrica9992]

Copied many times

[@ebbacarlman236]

Zlatan doesnt make missed calls

[@malikmohamed6051]

@@ebbacarlman236 Calls miss Zlatan

[@divyanshjajoo5767]

@@malikmohamed6051 😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-pp8ib3xy8m]

Zlatan once had a race with time
time is still running

[@yafethtesfai6698]

that was good 😂

[@ktvkoustav6250]

Ok funny

[@dipesdas2453]

Great reply man !

[@faisalamiri541]

😂😂😂

[@MS-ih9nh]

Good one m8

[@ghondaeg2770]

When zlatan was born he named his parents

[@b.s8855]

UNDERATTED

[@calebparkhurst9722]

HAHA

[@iyeriyer548]

His parents were already named by then.
Don't say that I got r/wooshed because the joke is only wrong and upon that he has copied it.

[@iliasje3173]

LPEMCH fan oh wow really....

[@DarkAstraa]

ShReY SoLdiEr r/woosh

[@TheAbdi44]

Zlatan once kicked the earth and to this day still spinning

[@babashuayb4926]

Hahhahah

[@leena5742]

LMFAAAAAO

[@chesslmc]

Hahaha

[@aixan2727]

😂😂😂 I’m dead because of these type of comments

[@blackhokage1744]

😂🤣😂😂😂

[@remalangel262]

Zlatan once late for a show and the show was named The Late Late Show

[@duongnguyenngoc9160]

Zlatan never comes late, the show begin too soon

[@remalangel262]

@@duongnguyenngoc9160 😂😂

[@timegoesby421]

@@duongnguyenngoc9160 😂

[@ThunderousLightningMonarch]

@@duongnguyenngoc9160 😂

[@jaouharaoul168]

you should have said zlatan came early to a show,or the show called the early the show

[@Dan-fu8jx]

When zlatan was born he named his dad zlatan junior

[@goob6110]

Lmao

[@Cbonla123]

Zlatan knows victoria's secret

[@Jim_Boylen]

Underated

[@patrickwhite2317]

Victorias secret is that her real name is derrick

[@MrWigger]

Stolennn

[@iconskept2596]

Her secret is disgusting stuff

[@brucetwarce129]

She is hungry

[@eliaslogghe3387]

Zlatan once missed school for two days, now it's called the weekend

[@kazmichel831]

Amazing

[@iniesta8856]

😂😂😂

[@gautjekskigames4717]

Haha nice one!

[@attacktitan5864]

Stolen comment

[@eliaslogghe3387]

@@attacktitan5864 Show me where

[@buckleysmith5001]

Zlatan once closed his eyes for a long time, this is now known as sleeping

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

zlatan can breath
in spaces

[@tangosierra911]

You mean ZLEEPING? 😎

[@sushanthreddy3929]

@@tangosierra911 haha

[@pavannair6469]

That’s a good one 😂

[@lilshizzyb3452]

Zlatan looks at onions,the onions starts to cry

[@AhmedSkeleton]

🤣

[@Memebox711]

Zlatan wakes up his alarm clock every morning.

[@Maria-rz9ri]

This is underrated

[@dennissnieff6982]

His alarm clock wakes up to him.

[@iniesta8856]

😂

[@wisdom3679]

🤣

[@eh6506]

Dennis Snieff r/woooosh

[@mnouche3454]

Zlatan once used his hand to score a goal.
It is now known as basketball

[@Singh0958]

🤣🤣

[@patmull1]

It is now known as handball.

[@noedeliama4858]

@@patmull1 You didnt get the joke rofl

[@Horrortelltales]

@@noedeliama4858 And you don't know what handball is.

[@farinator3409]

@@noedeliama4858 smol brain

[@rajat_sekhar]

Once Zlatan stretched a square,
It's now called a rectangle.

[@ab_4583]

Thanos: I am inevitable
Zlatan: no you're not
Thanos: guess I'm not then

[@Peo2010]

And then Zlatan snapt

[@pragyanrai8168]

When Zalatan is about to cross road
The vehicles looks right and left.

[@slowkey2887]

jajajajaj

[@sandro6411]

lol wtf

[@joeljohn3194]

Noice one 😂😂😂

[@ruchirrawat8804]

zlatan*

[@coolstuff7852]

Bro I'm the 1001 liker

[@Anthony-dc7xq]

Zlatan once built a snowman out of rain

[@ibrahimmyb6569]

That's a rainman i guess

[@aatreyobanerjee4216]

@@ibrahimmyb6569 wrong that's zlatan

[@luukherfst1209]

Lmaooooo

[@obao131]

Zlatan doesn't tell the future. Whatever he says, the Universe just makes sure it happens

[@dinoalibasic5681]

when zlatan looks at the sky, clouds start sweating. Some people call it rain.

[@footballempirefc5960]

Lol

[@luukherfst1209]

Not the best one, but still underrated

[@tadficuscactus]

Zlatan was charged with robbery, he let the judge off with a warning.

[@iniesta8856]

😂😂😂

[@jrbb1837]

Rosida Andriyana wasn’t zlatan also born in a refugee family?

[@doncarloancelotti2256]

@@jrbb1837 no, because he granted Sweden neutralization.

[@maiastraa]

JR BB yes. His parents are bosnian origin

[@namdyallen9387]

No.. Robbery was charged with Zlatan 😂

[@pavannair6469]

Zlatan was once swimming in the ocean and he felt something hit him in the back, he turned around and saw the Titanic sinking

[@luckyreactjs]

best

[@sthita1104]

Underrated

[@tinuvarun5806]

@@sthita1104 Yes very underrated

[@jenskalvatn3118]

How old is he.....

[@arnavchaudhary7319]

@@jenskalvatn3118 year is 38 zlatan old

[@LManChannel]

When Zlatan goes shopping, the cashier pays him money.

[@feli1386]

😂

[@ibrahimrahal8577]

That's actually true

[@michaelnorman4]

When zlatan looks in the mirror he doesn't see a reflection...because THERE IS ONLY ONE ZLATAN.

[@earzoneasmr1918]

Zlatan raised his parents by himself

[@Liverpoollassie]

ASMRdonsusurros he also adopted his siblings when he was 7

[@princeqmusic]

hahahahahaha

[@frostbytes5718]

He also fed his parents

[@Philomenamalin]

Lol

[@akshatguleria2028]

First joke I found funny

[@kohinoor5918]

When Zlatan makes a spelling mistake the dictionary gets updated

[@Ed-kg7vu]

When Zlatan makes a spelling mistake the words gets added to the Oxford dictionary.

[@mohyeldin8085]

Blasphemy ! Zlatan doesn't make mistakes

[@hissainsaad5655]

Lmao😂😂😂

[@Samb-mx6di]

lol in the franche and swidish dictionary they did add a verb from his nam it call zalataner

[@frostbytes5718]

If zlatan make up his own word it would be added to the dictionary

[@spanielace6080]

Zlatan doesn’t celebrate Christmas.
Christmas celebrates Zlatan.

[@mianzeeshan5344]

Hahahahaha all the comments are best I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣

[@jovn7732]

He is god and jesus

[@ranelgallardo7031]

@@mianzeeshan5344 These comments are like Chuck Norris jokes

[@MajestyX]

Zlatan once missed 2 months of school now we have summer holidays

[@SemLaarman]

When Zlatan makes a grammatical mistake.
They change the language

[@iniesta8856]

Underrated

[@doncarloancelotti2256]

@Mohammad Abid2307 I see what you did there 😭

[@ikbennick8206]

Sem Laarman hoi ben jij ook hier

[@Justin-lf2vn]

Haha lekker man

[@khavto4872]

underrated

[@uchihaobito7009]

Zlatan once killed two stones with one bird.

[@pandoratheclay]

Uchiha Obito
And he felt sorry for the stones

[@rockinbogie]

With Rajni Khand bird

[@iniesta8856]

😂

[@danielmekonen6031]

Kill two birds with one stone, did i mean that?

[@viptorious3405]

2 birds, 1 stone,
2 birds with the 1 stone!
2 birds, 1 stone,
2 birds with the 1 stone!
#KSI #sidemen

[@avirosin1948]

When Ibra said “soccer” you can see the pain in his face

[@longshot7132]

If Zlatan looks at the mirror he see’s nothing because thier is only one zlatan 💔

[@jclutchx2835]

James Rodriguez 🔥🔥

[@andymcqueen2230]

James Rodriguez hahaaaa

[@L_S_23]

Hi James it’s me Virgil
Jk it’s not the Real Virgil Van Dijk

[@hisir4674]

@@L_S_23 oh,I was confused for a second there,I thought you were ACRUALLY Van Dijk

[@Zak-ob5ze]

Their is spelt their not thier.
Also it is there not their

[@rissoldecarne5360]

When Zlatan comes to your house, you are the guest

[@Nik0_07]

😂😂😂😂

[@aixan2727]

😂

[@alexanderandreev3780]

LMAO

[@wmk619]

Nice one

[@liviuliviu5334]

Briliant :)))))))))))

[@Yvngs.]

When zlatan' parents were scared at night.
They slept with him

[@antonahlqvist6102]

That's inappropriate. I love it.

[@DaRealBlueSkiesYT]

Zlatan once missed his favorite talk show, it’s now called late night talk shows.

[@MrRemo1313]

When Zlatan does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

[@raaka3630]

Sad try.

[@draxvelo2788]

Raaka
Soo

[@hultanils505]

That is true according to newton’s Third law

[@captain0104]

This is one of chuck norris' facts.

[@edgbaston149]

@@hultanils505 I was thinking the same.

[@Elite_General]

Zlatan is the type of guy to give the referee a red card because he missed a foul.

[@nachoguy9250]

I am awarding this comment section "BEST COMMENTS 2020"

[@danielsh7437]

Here here 🙌 👏

[@pananjappa3307]

Yessss

[@rodolopez1971]

Just needs one more comment from zlatan then it would be the best comment section in the whole universe

[@k-9230]

@@rodolopez1971 in the whole Zlatan*

[@jmrs_]

@@rodolopez1971 Zlatan doesn’t comment tho, comment does Zlatan

[@petarsimunovic9048]

When zlatan jumps into a sea he doesn't get wet, instead sea gets zlataned.

[@zeekzero4550]

542 likes but no comments

[@fanaticx6087]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.........the word " ZLATANED" is the new word i have found😂

[@jovanapuzic6336]

Zlatan in Bosnian, Serbian, Croatian... is a name but can also be adjective for example zlatan dečak wich in English means golden boy so yeah his name in the literal means GOLDEN and you can comfortably say that SEA GOT GILDED BECAUSE OF ZLATAN

[@efes_art2136]

Zlatan's father's name is Zlatan Junior...

[@sachinr10]

😂😂😂😂

[@nintendope8837]

Zlatan doesn't live in the universe
The universe lives for zlatan

[@baranyolcu1719]

Zlatan dont get nightmares
The nightmares get zlatan

[@haykalclass4688]

Everyone: when will Sweden win the World Cup .
Zlatan: I haven't decided it yet .

[@hkgames9531]

Heykei Muse when will the World Cup win Zlatan

[@kingsize19911]

It's thanks to Zlatan Sweden never won, without Zlatan Sweden came longer

[@sock2856]

Ooof

[@Jox9n]

Worst joke ever since he doesn't play for Sweden anymore.

[@Alex-bs5sd]

@@Jox9n lmfao...u don't know him mate

[@MikeDoyleRealMan44]

Problem is that Zlatan wasn’t trying to act.
Acting was trying to Zlatan.

[@chesslmc]

Very good

[@Nik0_07]

@@chesslmc you right 😂😂

[@lucaluca111]

I like this one because has no sense

[@afshinabedin5172]

burst out laughing

[@liviuliviu5334]

:)))))

[@draxvelo2788]

Zlatan leaves the pitch when he’s sick of game
It’s now known as substitutions

[@lucretiaabrahams1244]

Zlatan once said something , now something is everything

[@WaleedKhan-us6sg]

Zlatan was once late for school the teacher punished the whole class for coming early.
Zlatanfacts

[@kevinbarth]

Waleed Khan 😂

[@makemoneyonyoutubewithme]

😂😂😂

[@WaleedKhan-us6sg]

When zlatan crosses the road cars look both ways.
Zlatanfacts

[@WaleedKhan-us6sg]

Cameras cant take picture of zlatan,noone takes anything from zlatan.

[@burhancityreal]

Heart died because of Zlatan attack

[@sebastiangod5941]

Ahhhah

[@ricekarispee2326]

I laugh so hard 😂

[@jacksummer4041]

LMAO finally a new comment on zlatan
Bro copyright it 😂

[@cap-ml7ky]

When Zlatan ignored john cena, he became invisible.

[@Hello-wt7rf]

Fortune doesn't tells what Zlatan can do, Zlatan tells what fortune can do

[@edwinr7160]

Zlatan got bitten by a zombie.
The zombie turned into Zlatan.

[@hasnainrabby8231]

No there is only one zlatan

[@nikolasffm]

When then zlatan is bitten a zombie^^

[@josephberluche2656]

Lol your joke's not good, cuz "there's only ome Zlatan"

[@sao953]

Zlatan bit the zombie so the zombie Became a zombie and zlatan became zlatan

[@josephberluche2656]

@@sao953 dude *ᗯᕼᗩ丅?*

[@tweetoot]

What is James Corden doing in the Zlatan show?

[@jacksummer4041]

😂 hell yeah

[@chesslmc]

Hahaha

[@msdiary5652]

Bcoz he is quest for zlatan show.

[@rami5778]

LMAO

[@haroonpacking]

Featuring

[@prince-ww3hl]

Zlatan don't need friend requests, Zlatan is already on the list

[@OriginalLuffe]

I just love Zlatan. His comedy is spot on
Zlatan answered me, now it is called Nobell Dinner...

[@twopaddles1]

Zlatan once visited The Virgin Islands... ever since, it is now called The Islands

[@draxvelo2788]

😂😂😂

[@fahim520]

Zlatan did something to the Islands 😂

[@juanmdiaz2399]

Pretty good comment dude!!!😆😆😆😆

[@danielsh7437]

🤣😂🤣😂 No longer a Virgin

[@mayukhkar9806]

Oh f**k best comment in this section

[@amaara7164]

When zlatan chops onions the onions cry

[@luckyreactjs]

😂

[@Devilmaker411]

Nice

[@advaithsanthosh6980]

Fact: Every Zlatan video consists of a Zlatan comment section

[@Anthony-dc7xq]

When Zlatan was born he drove his mom home from the hospital

[@Jc-kd6wt]

Baby Beast mode zlatan is his own mom

[@Bruh-fy7dk]

Lol i think its true

[@NBAGOAT-gg2pk]

Zlatan was never born

[@sayabg9]

Le Grond ZLATAN!😊

[@apex3683]

this what i did

[@leonghongling9842]

Zlatan has a dairy, we know it as the Guinness Book of World Records

[@raaka3630]

So Zlatan has some milk product which is now Guiness book? Good joke.

[@muhdiqbal1347]

it only takes one spelling mistake to ruin the whole fking joke. great job mate

[@sock2856]

Yess

[@thrasherdave1428]

You mean a diary? :)

[@Josh-ez1bt]

Muhd Iqbal but if Zlatan said it then it would have been the funniest joke ever

[@snoobdogg3106]

the coronavirus tried to infect zlatan, now the coronavirus has zlatan.

[@soager-tz1qg]

The man. The myth. The legend.

[@aceb207]

He really should become a late night show host😂😂😂 "Zlatan Night"

[@ar0568]

And it would be aired even in the mornings

[@blackleg8852]

amir rasydan 😂😂😂

[@katsurakotaro9711]

Zlatan night the best late show in the universe

[@dekaabdi4189]

Elijah Badavi would defo watch 😂👍❤️

[@59DGO59]

He has way too much ego to be interviewing other people with big egos.

[@keving8631]

When Zlatan looks in the mirror there is no reflection, there can not be a 2nd Zlatan

[@Mister_n0body]

Kevin samimian 😂🤣😂

[@chopztk1595]

Hilarious...

[@sagarjerong]

Epic..

[@TJ-_-]

LMAAOAOOOOO

[@tenzinmisakii5209]

Best one I heard till now lol

[@Trickyksa]

When a black hole gets anywhere near Zlatan the black hole can't escape and gets spaghettified

[@tiredbutbored3295]

Zlatan lost his virginity before his parents

[@muizwafa]

when people want to read comments on zlatan, youtube is created

[@DoingStuffYT]

Am i the only one who is always reading the comments on these zlatan videos cus they are so funny...😂

[@shadzudh]

If you look at the amount of likes every comment has, do you think in your narcissistic mind that you really are the only one?

[@doncarloancelotti2256]

@@shadzudh LMAOOOO

[@amirlimodehi2451]

nope, ur not alone

[@seekerx9574]

@@shadzudh not narcissistic but a little stupid maybe

[@priyanksrikanth4424]

You are not alone

[@deanadriellecarino2955]

Ronaldo: I am the GOAT
THE GOAT: I AM ZLATAN

[@samuelojedaedits]

LMAO Jesus

[@babygirl4169]

Actual Underrated Comment 🤣

[@easygaming8733]

Zlatan once played football. Now he's legendary

[@jessebucio8363]

LA Galaxy signed a contract to play for Zlatan

[@kasperdomagala4544]

Zlatan made them pay to play with him.

[@jacksummer4041]

😂

[@randomguy-zb4tl]

"Universe is the greatest football player in the entire zlatan"

[@rai2683]

😂😂😭😭🤣 i love these comments.

[@5minutesgaming411]

@@rai2683 sams here

[@Harishkundus]

So funny bro i laughed a lot🤣🤣🤣

[@suspendedchannel6395]

You know the comments gonna be interesting when there's a video of zlatan

[@Asterisk_766]

Zlatan doesn't depend on his fortune, fortune goes by his will

[@mls]

Late Late Zlatan.

[@mrpythagoras7079]

lol

[@ChrisFocusRS]

Yesssss

[@SheriMorgan]

I had to share it...JUst too CUTE! xoxo SheriMorgan

[@spartangames2085]

Ur league sucks👎👎👎👎

[@colouredIncognito]

This shows exactly why the MLS is shit. In Europe, he didn't even have time for all these TV shows

[@abdulchoudhury6803]

Zlatan doesn't need the dollars, the dollars need ZLATAN.

[@bezerraluiz11]

The people scream "we want Zlatan" Zlatan Gave them Zlatan

[@sadeedehsan5513]

oxygen needs Zlatan to survive

[@sayedqasimkazmi14]

371 likes with no reply here you go

[@broadstreetbullies849]

I love all of the Chuck Norris turned Zlatan jokes in the comments 😂

[@countmoya5714]

Fortune teller is the greatest Zlatan in the entire universe.

[@jater10]

Zlatan tells the fortune tellers the future

[@sernani99]

Legend has it, zlatan was present when zlatan was born.

[@dipayanbhattacharya9390]

Zlatan was also present when his parents were born xD

[@Qwerty24220]

Zlatan was also present when God was born.

[@chinosojude984]

Best so far 🤣🤣🤣

[@Asaddude]

Zlatan did not become a fortune teller. The fortune teller became Zlatan.

[@littycarboi3048]

Naved Alvi But it is impossible to become Zlatan.

[@ahmedabdullah9336]

Naved Alvi mm8u8(

[@GOD-zt6sf]

Naved Alvi When ZLATAN predicts something & it's wrong ... Future changes !!

[@theowatt10]

Nice copied comment

[@rajat_sekhar]

When John Logie Baird switched on his television,
He saw Zlatan playing soccer.

[@k2_fx521]

Some people received blood from Zlatan through a transfusion on Red Cross. These people are now known as X-men.

[@jesuschaves631]

hot

[@dzgangasta2755]

Lmao

[@mahfoudseraf5995]

@@jesuschaves631 gay

[@sock2856]

Lolll

[@nadzwantahir2202]

The Infinity stones are made of *Zlatan*

[@giannidacatanzaro3822]

Nadzwan Tahir They wish they would be.

[@Cubemusic]

Hahaha!! Think he actually needs those stones?

[@gusfring8638]

Zlatan is the best infinity stone maker in the universe

[@gaz7067]

I would love to see Zlatan fighting Thanos. Thanos will have no chance.

[@MD_yessirrrrr]

Gaz even with the infinity gauntlet thanos will lose

[@AhmedSkeleton]

Zlatan wear the sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes

[@yunuscelik8451]

When zlatan goes to the market, cashiers queue up.

[@BelieveInImagination]

When the comments are funnier than the actual skit

[@dylanlindstrom4906]

No

[@shaulablack1]

Zlatan MUST have his own show!

[@lxps6034]

Paula Savioli why don't You? And I'll be your first guest

[@NBAGOAT-gg2pk]

Zlatan doesn't do stupid auditions, he is Zlatan

[@sde2825]

The Show must have his own Zlatan

[@jay1don.675]

Zlatan doesn't have shows shows have zlatans

[@Ny-rj6gd]

Zlatan already owns the late late show what do I mean

[@darksting7638]

Zlatan once walked too fast.
It was proclaimed as running.

[@ashabalamgir4928]

Zlatan once cracked a joke on someone's future. It became known as fortune telling

[@nonameideas1324]

When Zlatan goes to a barber shop, the barber asks for a haircut.

[@veciohag74]

Zlatan ? Absolutly respect

[@sarimraza]

Zlatan doesn't need water, water needs Zlatan

[@nfk2601]

You can see the pain in his eyes as he says "soccer" at 0.52

[@ellybot5544]

0:52

[@billthomas7975]

Blame the Brits for creating the term and using it. USA, USA, USA!!!

[@DrunkMelon]

@@billthomas7975
Bruh your football doesn't use a ball and barely uses the foot,
🏈🏈🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thanosthegrouch6992]

Bill Thomas I’m American too, but it’s stupid

[@theindiediary5950]

American football should have been called ''run for 10 seconds, take a break, run for 10 seconds take a break, run for 10 sec...............

[@hunchortw]

Zlatan makes teachers do their homework

[@yashvardhan230]

zlatan told him anything
now that is his future