Oblivion guard AI in a nutshell. By the Gods there's a psychopath on the loose! Come on, there's no need to get violent. Help, help! I'm being attacked! Such violence!
LOLLL its so satisfying to watch, especially where you're being chased around in circles, then the guards are unable to catch you. I would love to watch more of these cos its so funny!
I’m surprise how calm they are getting an arrow in you is painful and it only takes one to kill you. That Armor must be really great if he doesn’t feel any pain.
1:31 the distant "MAN DOWN"
it's two of them saying it pretty much at the same time which makes it sound like some agitated radio call of a us soldier in combat lol
Followed by SOMEONE'S BEEN MURDERED
3:32
Hey come on now! There's no need to get-HAAGH
milktree4545 Such violence !
Lafave Bros should do a real life version of this
Lollll i swear i feel like dying right now help
“SUCH VIOLENCE”
W H A T S G O I N G ON ? ? ?
As long as you keep running backwards, you never get caught.
How to respond to getting shot by an arrow
🚫OUCH I JUST GOT SHOT BY AN ARROW
✅ Hey, come on now. There’s no need to get violent
By the nine divines, a solt
Also accepted answers:
What's going on?
By the nine divines, there's a psychopath on the loose.
ASSAULT, ASSAULT
such violence
help I'm being attacked
can't you settle this peacefully??
*such violence*
*MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN!!*
MURDER! *MURDER!*
SOMEONE'S BEEN MURDERED! MURDER!
LOLLL its so satisfying to watch, especially where you're being chased around in circles, then the guards are unable to catch you. I would love to watch more of these cos its so funny!
Can't you settle this peacefully?
No lol.
When a Sith Lord visits Tamriel.
Hahaha
Lmao!
*500 people dead on the ground
"There's no need to get violent"
Help! HELP!!! I’m being attacked!!
BY THE NINE DIVINES, ASSAULT ASSAULT!
"Hey, come on now! There's no need to get violent."
BY THE GODS
I liked the part where he said,"by the nine divines"
2:36
Imagine getting caught in the crossfire of an Argonian casting spells and shooting arrows
LMFAOOO
Didn't feel a thing lad!! He didn't feel a thing.
This is how the Empire lost the Great War. Them damn teleporting, magic elves
thanks, now i don't have to reinstall oblivion for the umpteenth time
i could watch this all day
Wait... you uninstall oblivion when you finish it?
2:36
BY THE NINE.. PSYCOPATH ON..HEY COME ON NOW.. SUCH VIO..HELP MURDER HELP MU..PSYCOPATH ON THE LOOSE.....
3:22 By the-GAGH!
2:48 "uh don't hurt me..."
The way he said that😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:26 BY THE GOD- ARGHHHHH
bro is nothing but pure chaos
A SALT! A SALT!
Spice wars
Hey come on now there's no need to get violent
*BY THE Gods there's a psychopath on the loose!*
I literally dropped a tear laughing at this part 2:33
[Gasp!] What's Going On?
By the nine divine! A SOAP, A SOAP!
Next elder scrolls should bring back magic that didn't take up a equipped slot
W h a t s g o i n g o n ?
I’m surprise how calm they are getting an arrow in you is painful and it only takes one to kill you.
That Armor must be really great if he doesn’t feel any pain.
Stop! You violated the law. Pay your court of fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
*Resist arrest*
Then pay with your blood!
I’ve fought mud crabs more fearsome than you!
oh my god i love this song
By the GODS THERES A PSyco path on the loose
LMAO at Jair at around 3:51 FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!!!
Damn, that music sure triggers some serious nostalgia
By The Nine Divines, guards are such a cancer in the ES games. There's just so many of them that pop up out of nowhere and keep showing up XD
“Can’t you settle this peacefully?”
MAN DOWN! MAN DOOOOOOOWN!
SOMEONE'S BEEN MURDERED!
And on that day the nine divines became eight.
I like the part where hieronymous lex gets killed
I just use apotheosis. That staff is an instakill
i love how they say "such violence!" like they're admiring a breathtaking painting
Now it doesn't surprise me anymore why Jagar tharn was able to seize tamriel for 10 years xD with these guards
Imagine seeing guards running toward a wall at the beginning on the ground
Help
Help
By the gods....
2:17 by the gods there psyhopath on loose
I love how some guards passing by don't care enough to pursue you like "Yeah, it looks like they got it" but then random civilians joins
2:35 HAHHAHAH
Can't you settle this peacefully? 😂
I love how one sentence stacks together
Hey comon now! There's no need to get violent.
GUARDS! SOMEONE'S BEEN MURDERED!
*Benny Hill chase song intensifies*
i love this, its so much fun doing that. hehhe
1:56
😂😂😂
Only people who haven't played oblivion wonder why people spend hours killing and running away from guards for no reason
Hahaha, this made my day! Thanks!
Have a nice day and God bless!
Turning the guards into Krispy Kreme Donuts.
2:36 DELICIOUS
Help! Help!! I'm being a tack!
*Fight is already happening for more than 2 minutes*
"WHAT'S GOING ON?"
Bythe nine dvines! A salt!
this is just perfect
British police in a nutshell
I called it Imperial Death Circle
MAN DOWN
Hahahahahaha!
Thanks for sharing, God bless!
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It's like COD zombies
Hell yeah
LMAO
Such violence!
A SALT! A SALT!
1:43