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9:08-9:18 - As the Joker explained to Harley Quinn: "If you have to explain a joke. There is no joke". I guess the writers of this movie didn't get the message.
Chuck (from castaway) was on a island for 4 years, but he looks like Tarzan with a shit ton of facial hair on his face. Zoey been on a island for 9 years, yet she looks like a tourist that just walked out from a hotel.
"You were the Chosen One! You were said to bring balance into the Chipmunk franchise, not leave it in Darkness! You were my brother David, I loved you!"
7:46 Article about CROSS When comedian and actor David Cross took a role in “Alvin and the Chipmunks,” he received endless criticism from fans used to the alterna-comic’s anti-authoritarian stance. His memorable response suggested he was aware of how it looked, but hey, kid movies pay the bills. Well, it's four years later, and Cross is appearing in "Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chip-Wrecked" opening this weekend. "I’m contractually done," he said during press rounds for his television show "The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret." "I was contractually obligated to do three, which is kinda standard." But now his outlook on the work is considerably less positive. "This last film was literally, without question, the most unpleasant experience I’ve ever had in my professional life," he says of 'Chip-Wrecked,' where he reprises his role of record executive Ian. Without naming names, he says, "It’s safe to say I won’t be working with some of those people ever again. Not the actors. And the director [Mike Mitchell] was great. We got along. There were a couple of people, though…it was just a really awful, unpleasant experience." Which isn't to say the entire 'Chipmunks' experience has been rotten for him. "I got recognized in China," he says, listing off the places 'Chipmunks' has taken him. "I got recognized in a teeny tiny town in Mozambique. In Zimbabwe. Botswana. It’s crazy."
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Nostalgia Critic: "Of course she's been there for nine years! Why else would her skin barely be dirty? Her hair permed? Her clothes spotless? And she's crazy enough to talk to sports balls like Cast Away yet smart enough to make a house even George of the jungle would call bull shit on?!" 😂 I died!
"My name is Alvin. After a couple of days (?) on a hellish island, I have come home with only one goal-- to save my franchise. But to do so, I can't be the singer I once was. To honor the last shed of nostalgia anyone has left for these characters, I must be someone else. I must be something else."
Oh, god damn it, why wasn't THIS the intro?! Don't get me wrong - I'm probably one of the few who enjoys this film (it's harmless, really), but I'm also the kind who laughs at awesome humor.
Fun fact, David cross himself apparently said he absolutely HATED being in this movie and was miserable the whole time, I feel sorry for him starring in this shitshow. The woody woodpecker film on Netflix is better than this
Israel Mercado 1. An image of the news article was in this 2. He probably hated this because he had to wear a chicken costume for nearly the entire movie, I know this because I was one of the unfortunate victims who saw this in the theater
TheNocturnalGamer yes, But just letting you know, I watched it and its not even close to being terrible as these movies or even smurfs and Peter rabbit, I would consider it decent if you go in with low expectations, the only thing completely ass with it is the trailer, other than that its not so bad except a few moments. But if you end up hating it then more power to u
Who gets so mad at a CGI chipmunk accidentally bumping into them that they have to use their lamest roast against those Chipmunks, and then go into, INSTANT DANCE BATTLE MODE. I just don't get it.
All I saw in the intro skit: One guy: "Hey, Malcolm!" Another guy: "Maaaalcolm, how's it going?!" Also: "Tamara, I wish you all the best!" "Aw, thanks Tamara!" And: "Sup, Doug." "Hey, Doug." And you know what? It works!
What kind of kite can lift up 6 chipmunks, a lounge chair, and an adult human male in his late 40's (so let's say about 200lbs) but not even budge a probably stale, glazed doughnut?
Hyperboner is the official ship name? Very well then. Let's hope this ship doesn't get wrecked. Because I ship it. not to be confused with the name of those cookie bits I buy to make CCC's Kinda fits in with your cookie monster joke.
Ohhhh Hell yeah finally Hyper and Devil Boner got married!!!!! Since i don't have college for another week i will go and drink to celebrate the wedding...To you Hyper and Boner!!
I expected more from the writers of the Kung Fu Panda movies and Monsters Vs. Aliens, but I also expected less from the writers of Trolls and Monster Trucks.
1st Film: Actually Decent 2nd Film: Early Senility 3rd Film: Complete Lunacy 4th Film: Dead 5th Film: You know what, I hope Disney turns these brats into mini corn dogs!
I remember this movie because when I was a kid, I watched it at home, and the ending was “too intense” for 6 year old me. I was sent to my room with the thought that everyone died at the end. And after seeing this nostalgia critic, I wish it ended that way.
Bottemiller Postings Well, I imagine killing the little bastards in the worst ways imaginable, like putting these annoying rodents in a microwave after shoving corns in their anuses and watch what pops first, their heads or the popcorn in their rectum... That's helps a lot with the frustration these abominations makes me go through!
XD Yea... a ids imagination is ALWAYS going to be worse than what actually happens... if you think a part of a movie is too intense for your kid... don't let them watch it. In the case of this movie they would have been doing 6 year old you a big favour
They actually went on a cruise for about 1/3 of filming: "The external shots and interior stateroom suite were filmed during a 7-day Caribbean cruise. The casino, dance club, and dining room were filmed on a set not attempting to match the actual interior of the Carnival Dream cruise ship."
Are we sure the Chipmunk movies weren't made to promote Nihilism? Every time I hear their sinister squeaky voices I sure feel like life is meaningless...
Apparently David Cross despised this film mostly just because one of the producers was needlessly cruel to him, giving him a run down trailer and just going out of their way to make the experience unpleasant. Sounds awful. His one positive note is that apparently "He takes some small solace in the fact that a number of parents have told him that he made an otherwise miserable film tolerable to watch for them."
According to NBC News, David Cross did not believe it was necessary for him to be present during the week of filming aboard a Carnival cruise ship for Alvin and the Chipmunks 3: ChipWrecked, as he felt he was unrecognizable in the pelican suit. Director Mike Mitchell and the other producers were in agreement that a stand-in could take his place for that portion of filming, except for one specific producer he mentioned who disagreed. David was fined $150,000 for disclosing this information publicly. In response to the fine, he made an appearance on Conan in January 2012, where he expressed that ChipWrecked was the most unpleasant experience he had encountered in his professional career and advised against supporting the film. This incident had a negative impact on his career. Despite his frustration, David acknowledged the success and recognition he gained from his work with the Chipmunks, surpassing his own creative endeavors. He later apologized for his outburst the following day, clarifying that Janice Karman did not mistreat him. Despite the controversy, ChipWrecked managed to earn $398 million globally. Ian Hawke, the former record executive turned screenwriter, was excluded from Alvin and the Chipmunks 4: The Road Chip due to this event. Following the fallout, no major film studio, apart from Honora Productions, BitTorrent, and TH-cam, agreed to distribute Hits, David's directorial debut, after its premiere at the Sundance Film Festival in January 2014. Alvin and the Chipmunks 4: The Road Chip went on to generate $251 million worldwide in December, 2015. By June 2024, David's career had dwindled to small roles in Kung Fu Panda 3, The Post, Sorry To Bother You, 8-Bit Christmas, and You Hurt My Feelings. He also made occasional guest appearances on television shows such as The Heart, She Holler, Goliath, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, and Genius. Karen Rosenfelt, the producer David accused of mistreatment and antisemitism, quit 20th Century Fox in June 2016 following the release of Me before You. She has since been involved with Amazon Prime Video as a producer for The Summer I Turned Pretty since June 2022. Mike Mitchell also confirmed that The Furious Five will be reduced to cameo appearances in Kung Fu Panda 4. It's disappointing that Tony Hale couldn't help David reconcile with 20th Century Fox to get his job back in February, 2015.
Sophie Birch Nobody really bothered to look because nobody cared about the film anyways. Unless the writers are clueless of how negatively received their franchise is, then they're pretty self-aware of what they can get away with.
....THAT was what it was satirizing? Holy Jesus. Spanish Buzz had a REASON to be a thing....I....how did you manage to connect this?! I didn't get it either!
nice new intro I dig the review on point can't believe there was a third and a fourth movie the idea of that is appalling but hey whatever people want to waste their money on
also, Nostalgia Critic, I have autism and I appreciate the fact that you are promoting a service that helps people like me, I always love your promotions for services like that and this one touched my heart
A cleverly crafted review of a shitty movie followed by a shout out to an autism awareness charity? This video is a win-win. I would happily watch it multiple times when there isn't much to watch.
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Channel Awesome, LOVE the new intro.
Nice new opening
Channel Awesome you should do a review on Evan Almighty
Its amazing,spectacular, sensation- ah you get it
I know why Simon acted like a French Rambo -- it's because this movie was stealing the "Buzz suddenly speaks Spanish" joke from Toy Story 3!
Exactly what I was thinking, damn you movie ripping off a way better studio
Ars Poetica either that or Steve Urkels Stefan ego from family matters
That actually makes since
Actually it came out in 2011
Toy story 3 came out in 2010
Yeah, but there, it was funny, not stupid.
*wipes tear from eye*
What a beautiful marriage ceremony. Whoo Hyperboner!
Dat ship name.
You have to wonder what will happen when they have kids what will they call them? Hyperboner? DevilFangirl?
Mazotov.
I smell spin-off from that idea
We're not doing that.
9:08-9:18 - As the Joker explained to Harley Quinn: "If you have to explain a joke. There is no joke". I guess the writers of this movie didn't get the message.
Jack Monaghan Especially when the joke sucks... How stupid do these movies think we are?
anik monette hm... Let me see.
Hey you there! 0.5 IQ level bimbo! Do you enjoy this crap?
Bimbo: no. I'm stupid but not that stupid
Jack Monaghan Exactly!
Explaining the joke will always kill it in the long run.
That's exactly what I say every time I suffer through that scene!
Chipwrecked: we are the biggest and most obvious cash grab of the entire chipmunks franchise.
Chipmunks road chip: hold my beer
Exactly right.
Well...Road Chip was surprisingly good compare to Wrecked
Establishing shot of giant ass cruise ship= THE REAL reason Glenn Berger and Johnathon Abel put their pens to a paper.
Road Chip lowkey a tiny bit better than Squeakqual and Chipwrecked
I actually like Road Chip and Chipwrecked more than the previous two
12:31 "Did I expect more? No. Did I get less? Somehow."
Best line.
Hahaha 😂
You look all to familiar
I use it more than I should
7:09
This is my favorite but that was funny too
A metaphor for the chipmunk flims,tbh
Chuck (from castaway) was on a island for 4 years, but he looks like Tarzan with a shit ton of facial hair on his face.
Zoey been on a island for 9 years, yet she looks like a tourist that just walked out from a hotel.
Obviously women are better island survivors...for absolutely no reason.
Well, to be fair, it's Jenny Slate. She's always looking good in any impossibility.
Jeff Doyen That's true. 🤔
But still...
Actually she looks more like a tourist just walked out from the hotel. Even Chuck Noland looked dirtier as he came to the island.
Phi Do Good point.
Mind if I use that ?
This franchise gets worse with each sequel.
Also, I love the new intro.
MegaSoulHero I know right!
MegaSoulHero I think there getting better
Road Chip was better than Chipwrecked, but was still really bad
Damn, thats a harsh criticism of Nostalgia Critic
*squekal
"You were the Chosen One! You were said to bring balance into the Chipmunk franchise, not leave it in Darkness! You were my brother David, I loved you!"
Diego Bareno ha loved that
IKR!!!
Dave: *I HATE YOU!!*
@@Marvelfanatic3658ME: really? I well I love you
Wait.... So you're telling me that the one human woman isn't a love interest???
Well played chipmunks movie, well played.
He totally missed that
The French Simon thing is just an insanely lazy rip-off of Spanish mode Buzz from Toy Story 3.
oh my gosh, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT!!!
Holy crap, you're right!
Exactly what came to mind.
Goddamn, you're right.
Guillaume Loiseau the other way around.
7:46 Article about CROSS
When comedian and actor David Cross took a role in “Alvin and the Chipmunks,” he received endless criticism from fans used to the alterna-comic’s anti-authoritarian stance. His memorable response suggested he was aware of how it looked, but hey, kid movies pay the bills. Well, it's four years later, and Cross is appearing in "Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chip-Wrecked" opening this weekend. "I’m contractually done," he said during press rounds for his television show "The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret." "I was contractually obligated to do three, which is kinda standard." But now his outlook on the work is considerably less positive.
"This last film was literally, without question, the most unpleasant experience I’ve ever had in my professional life," he says of 'Chip-Wrecked,' where he reprises his role of record executive Ian. Without naming names, he says, "It’s safe to say I won’t be working with some of those people ever again. Not the actors. And the director [Mike Mitchell] was great. We got along. There were a couple of people, though…it was just a really awful, unpleasant experience." Which isn't to say the entire 'Chipmunks' experience has been rotten for him. "I got recognized in China," he says, listing off the places 'Chipmunks' has taken him. "I got recognized in a teeny tiny town in Mozambique. In Zimbabwe. Botswana. It’s crazy."
That “I’m working, Dave” line was absolutely beautiful
just plain simplicity and line delivery
Love this new intro sequence! And I just can't wait for March! And congrats to the newlyweds!
Verde the Star Warrior
Me too
OTP
"Alvin and the Chipmunks? Surely you've heard of the Chipettes??"
*plays a Lady Gaga song*
Yeah, that'll help her recognize you
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"Wait! Let's sing something else!"
*starts singing "The Girls and Boys of Rock N Roll"*
"No wait, never mind, that's too -good- old."
Nostalgia Critic: "Of course she's been there for nine years! Why else would her skin barely be dirty? Her hair permed? Her clothes spotless? And she's crazy enough to talk to sports balls like Cast Away yet smart enough to make a house even George of the jungle would call bull shit on?!" 😂 I died!
Hey if I get stuck on that island with Jenny slate sign me up regardless of her time there
"Psycho husband and stalker wife."
A match made in hell. Beautiful.
I want to like your comment but it has 69 likes and who am I to ruin this
Psyco + stalker = Amy Rose, that is horrible compared to the tear jerking wedding.
Wait did they kiss or?
Let's say "Best Match!"
truely the legacy will live on forever!
The marriage just showed me how many roles you guys each play
@B00B13_B1RD yep
"My name is Alvin. After a couple of days (?) on a hellish island, I have come home with only one goal-- to save my franchise. But to do so, I can't be the singer I once was. To honor the last shed of nostalgia anyone has left for these characters, I must be someone else. I must be something else."
Robin Ludvig Isomaa Hats of for sir! Bravo!
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Robin Ludvig Isomaa Arrow is kickass
Oh, god damn it, why wasn't THIS the intro?!
Don't get me wrong - I'm probably one of the few who enjoys this film (it's harmless, really), but I'm also the kind who laughs at awesome humor.
Robin Ludvig Isomaa You win TH-cam comment of the day.
'you don't fix everything but i'm glad you're here'
Ughhhh true fucking facts.
The Only Thing I Really Like About Chipwreaked is Simon’s Really Cool 2nd Personality After he Accidentally Gets High
@Vince Belfort I Don’t do it on Purpose,It’s Just Who I am
@@cjhs2006 weird
I also like his interactions with Janette and Theodor.
Called semen, I mean Semon.
I'm pretty sure they got that idea from Buzz Lighters Spanish mode in Toy story 3
"I'm a little teapot seizure"...wow lol
Fun fact, David cross himself apparently said he absolutely HATED being in this movie and was miserable the whole time, I feel sorry for him starring in this shitshow. The woody woodpecker film on Netflix is better than this
Israel Mercado
1. An image of the news article was in this
2. He probably hated this because he had to wear a chicken costume for nearly the entire movie, I know this because I was one of the unfortunate victims who saw this in the theater
Jackson Dammers oh, sorry I guess I skipped past that, and im sorry you suffering through this in the theater
Israel Mercado That proves David Cross is a guy with principles
TheNocturnalGamer yes, But just letting you know, I watched it and its not even close to being terrible as these movies or even smurfs and Peter rabbit, I would consider it decent if you go in with low expectations, the only thing completely ass with it is the trailer, other than that its not so bad except a few moments. But if you end up hating it then more power to u
what was that last part
The Chipettes do next to nothing to those women and that's enough to make them be jackasses?
They must be from a Karate Kid movie
That is the sweetest wedding I’ve ever seen!!!
so much estrogen alchol and passion! i love it!
I’ve been to 6 weddings. None of them were as awesome as this one!
I can't believe they kissed
Ah Yes Devil Boner and hyper fan girl The best ship of the century!!!
That new intro makes this feel even more like a tv show...I LOVE IT
I have a question. Dave adopted the girls right? Making the chipmunks their siblings..WHY ARE THEY HITTING ON EACH OTHER?!
Normal person Holy shit. I just got that now. Seems like a bit of incest is going on.
S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A
(In a high pitched, sped up voice)
(Confederate flag waving in the background)
To me, I just think of the Chipmunks and Chipettes as really close friends; not siblings. I can't really prove that here though.
Adopted siblings can legally get married and have children. Who cares if they aren't related?
actually, he never officaally adopted the boys until the 4th movie. Dave never actually adopted the girls
I have more respect for the David Cross character knowing he passed on Justin Bieber
Twice.
I can't believe you guys filmed an entire wedding for one (amazingly executed) joke.
Abby it wasn't an actual wedding, it was just a skits they did in their studio.
I'm aware
Abby it wasn't a real wedding, puh! How could you even believe that? Like...it is just so obvious. You are silly.
dementedavenger2784 😂
dementedavenger2784 it’s not silly, just a testament to how good Doug is with this kind of stuff. You almost want it to be real!
"The moon landing is fake and the earth is flat."
Heh. You believe in the Earth?
yea stoopid were ON the earth
SuperSonicBoom it’s a joke brudda
I know lmao I’m being sarcastic
your profile pic is just perfect for this
Honestly? Not that much.
"Powerpuff Whores" is officially my new favorite insult.
Mr Funreal Sounds like the reboot to me!
Who gets so mad at a CGI chipmunk accidentally bumping into them that they have to use their lamest roast against those Chipmunks, and then go into, INSTANT DANCE BATTLE MODE. I just don't get it.
“I’m a Little Teapot Seizure”!
7:12
@@IsaiahRichards692 7:20
8:25 What happens when Cookie Monster doesn’t get his meth
Lol!
This is what happens when he doesn’t get his cookies
Meth cookies to be exact
my childhood is now scared
He's Cookie Monster and he knows that meth is bad for you and he doesn't have a nose
"I feel like I'm watching a Dance off between Happy Meal Toys and the Power Puff Hores" HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT ONE GOT ME!!! 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Alvin & The Chipmunks: Holy Chip, We're Running Out of Ideas and Chip Puns*
In Theaters 2020
Mario Hernandez take some from the nostalgia critic dreamcatcher review.
.... what?
Watch his review of "Dreamcatcher" amd you'll get it.
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Piece of Chip
Mario Hernandez they had ideas?
I could watch the grandma attempt to talk from the Rapsittie Street Kids movie for 10 hours then another Chipmunk movie.
God you are a masochist. How are you able to go through both of those???
HDKQVDKHXQHDJAJXKKSLAKNQNSKXJJAJSHS CHRISTMAS!
Well....
To be honest there’s some kind of ironic humour in the grandma, nothing of the sort is present in these movies
Su did I gla pha for chi lak da for din sphmereee
Rugrats Go Wild was also a third movie in a movie series based on a cartoon that was also about the main characters getting stranded on an island.
Perfect let’s watch that instead!
big difference is that go wild was good
@@ImagineThatStudiosYT i mean for 5 yr olds yea
@@Marvelfanatic3658 nah despite some odd things in it. It's still pretty enjoyable
@@inserttext2412 another difference is that's it's a crossover with Wild Thornberrys
All I saw in the intro skit:
One guy: "Hey, Malcolm!" Another guy: "Maaaalcolm, how's it going?!"
Also: "Tamara, I wish you all the best!" "Aw, thanks Tamara!"
And: "Sup, Doug." "Hey, Doug."
And you know what? It works!
What kind of kite can lift up 6 chipmunks, a lounge chair, and an adult human male in his late 40's (so let's say about 200lbs) but not even budge a probably stale, glazed doughnut?
Peter Wojo Didn't you know? Those stale doughnuts sink like boulders into the bowels. RIP my colon.
"We call that move the 'I'm a little teapot seizure' " Dead 😂
Marvelous saw this just as he said it 😂 I'm dead 😂😂😂😂
Right up there with the 'I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT!' Earthbending technique!
@@wchan39 thats what i was thinking when i heard that lol
@@wchan39 "I'm a little teapot! Short and stout!"
"Don't worry guys, I got it. Take that!"
We got to watch a movie in high school. We could choose between:
Toy story, Inside out, Shrek and chipwrecked.
My class voted chipwrecked.
I am so sorry.
The heretics
Uncultured swines!
Uhhh exuse me they choose what?
If I was there I would've just sat in the back insulting the movie like Statler and Waldorf
Ya know, I was sorta hoping they’d hyphen both of their surnames to “Fan-Boner”, but to each their own!
So when does Chipceased come out?
Christmas 2020.
Here's hoping.
(That David Cross comes back, and is the sole survivor.)
12/7/2175
9870 in Julycember.
@Brenda Forster Best Christmas present. God Bless Cross.
@@brendanforester4601 I hope he comes back with a machine gun
It was only a matter of time
player35460
For what? The movie or Wedding? Or both?
Both
Jordthe destro1 both
"I feel like I'm watching a dance-off between Happy Meal toys and the Powerpuff Whores"
Best line in the rewiev XD
Sounds like the reboot to me.
No, its: The original tagline for this film
@@Reapermaskhybrid ok
LMAO that was so hilarious like I didn't even get what was happening in taht scene
You forgot to mention the "honey badger" scene, where it doesn't even look like a honey badger and more like a meerkat
PangoPixel Do you really expect these people to know the difference between a Badger, and a Meerkat?
That bugged me too. Its like a callback to Theo's Meerkat Manor phase......wait.....oh crap.
"we call that move the I'm a Little Teapot Seizure" XD rofl god that had me howling.
The part were Simon turns romantic French, and daring is very similar to Buzz Lightyear turning romantic, Spanish, and daring in Toy Story 3
That's exactly what I was thinking. Except Toy Story 3 was a good movie.
except that was funny
Yeah except it made sense in Buzz's case because they switched his language to Spanish in the movie. And it was actually funny lol
Simon: Crazy suggestion guys:
Critic: We eat Theodore! You know he'll eat us if we don't eat him first!
LMAO!
canibalism for kids!
@@chloenieuwsma4846 God you're so not funny
Well as T from Jimmy Neutron said “That one looks nice and juicy”.
@@antoniomerette8393 I just love that joke, since it comes right the hell out of nowhere.
12:30
DID I EXPECT MORE ? NO.
DID I GET LESS ? SOMEHOW !
Cool, my new motto. :D
I love the fact I can now say, two imaginary characters from a niche internet show about movies got married in my home state.
What a great honor
Were you at the con for the wedding?
Oooh loving the new intro!
Yeah it's so brilliant.
I'm not a fan
tieler gray better than the old one at the very least
same
7:16 The I'm A Little Tea Pot Seizure 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeh that was hallairous
I'm dead 🤣😂
Hyperboner is the official ship name? Very well then. Let's hope this ship doesn't get wrecked. Because I ship it. not to be confused with the name of those cookie bits I buy to make CCC's Kinda fits in with your cookie monster joke.
Simon was bitten by a radioactive Plot device spider of course.
Since the radioactive character development spider has been extincted.
Official petition to kill off all radioactive plot device spiders
Official petition to kill off all radioactive plot device spiders
Spider Man: Into the SpiderVerse: allow me to introduce myself
“Dave sees they left Theodore alone to watch.....Cookie Monster’s meth meltdown”
Duncan B lel
My Favourite Movie.
best horror movie ever
I’d watch that tbh
Cookie monsters meth meltdown - nostalgia critic 2018
Ohhhh Hell yeah finally Hyper and Devil Boner got married!!!!! Since i don't have college for another week i will go and drink to celebrate the wedding...To you Hyper and Boner!!
The kiss on the lips totally surprised me, I thought that they would just hug.
A toast to Hyper-Boner!!!!!
The new intro's good, but the old one will always hold a place in my heart...
You could say, it's *NOSTALGIC!*
Rith Trelin 😂 He keeps changing intros that i don't know which one you mean
Personally I like the one with Mara Wilson
Ahhhh I wee what you did
You beat me by 1 second.
"What's left to show? The chipmunks eating shwarma?"
Took me a few moments to understand that reference.....
InvaderPet _I_ understood that reference.
mariic2 enlighten me captain?
InvaderPet I understood it right when he said it
Its an Avengers reference
InvaderPet huh?
To be fair, I would PAY to see “Cookie Monster’s meth meltdown” than use a free ticket for this.
Same with me
Same
Bruh you got me 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
What is Cookie Monster doing on Meth?! Or is that the other way of saying "Sugar Free" ?
COO COO COOKIE WA WASNT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!!!!!!! C C IS FOR C C CRACK
Alvin and the Chipmunks 3: Simon rips off Spanish Buzz Lightyear
Simon buzz year
“Did ya fix Simon?”
“Uhhh...sorta”
130th like
kingsize127 but fails
I never noticed that what the fuck
Jenny Slate played a better twist villain in Zootopia.
I said it, and I'm sticking to it!
That's not saying much. XD
Christian's Reviews
Exactly
Yeah, we are just so used to twists in Disney movies, that we could easily spot who the villain was. Doesn't change the fact that Zootopia was great.
She also plays Missy on "Big Mouth."
It helps that she's officially the cutest Disney villain ever!
To Hyperboner you gift is in the mail. I got you a Wonderboner.
Why get her and her kids a Jhonson Mrtfarrugia?
NiceGuy Productions Well I'm from Canada you've seen our ads. :-)
They can ride on Wet Banana
Got them a SlapChop.
Mrtfarrugia NO PLEASE NO!!! 😱
I was more than disappointed not to see David Cross in RoadChip
tbh thats the least bad one out of the others.
@@chloenieuwsma4846 ye even though suprisling it has no david cross
He was happy about it though most likely.
David Cross probably got asked to do it but than screamed at the producers that he eat dog shit than flim another one of those movies again
I bet David is still going “PAAAYCHEEEECK!” after all of those movies...
That was the most beautiful wedding I have ever seen in my life...
RonJon goodness your icon.
o hai chester
And for me that was the first wedding i have seen...
Surprisingly, that wasn't the first convention wedding I've seen.
*looks at your profile pic*
wot in emancipation proclamation?
and can i get the sauce for my spaghetti please?
Alvin and the chipmunks: Chipwrecked
"This won't end well..."
"...or start well"
Let's just say go well....
@@Al-jp7vc Not even that. It'll just go (thank god!)
16:48
Thank god Avicii's S.O.S wasn't released yet and we didn't hear it here!!
I expected more from the writers of the Kung Fu Panda movies and Monsters Vs. Aliens, but I also expected less from the writers of Trolls and Monster Trucks.
And the director of this movie believe or not is mike Mitchell the director of Shrek forever after the final chapter
Since you did this might as well end the torture by reviewing the Road Chip.
That movie is so weird like half of it is it'll areas parody and half of it is another dumb chipmunks movie
Love the new intro!!
Took the words right out of my mouth
OfficialJKGreen idk about the sifi sound effect at the end tho
lol the one time I deside to skip the intro xD
Hard to skip the into with that badass theme :-)
ME TOO BRO
2019: Roadchip
2020: Dave finally snaps and kills the chipmunks via woodchipper
2021: Dave finally gets a job and Girlfriend
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Woodchipped
@@t3chkn1ght 👏👏👏
Brilliant! 😂😂😂
It's just 1 1/2 hours of the chipmunks severed body parts in the middle of the woods.
Damn that's crazy
@@brendanforester4601 Jesus
I have a feeling if he does do the 4th movie, he's gunna REALLY hate it... cause David Cross ain't in it.
even the man who wore a chicken outfit throughout a movie has his standards, and by god hes going to follow them.
1st Film: Actually Decent
2nd Film: Early Senility
3rd Film: Complete Lunacy
4th Film: Dead
5th Film: You know what, I hope Disney turns these brats into mini corn dogs!
IdeaBox9000 wait tHERE'S A FIFTH ONE!
No, but that reaction, when coupled with the Disney-Fox merger being a distinct possibility, seems more and more plausible every month.
Looks like he found a way out of these movies good for him
I remember this movie because when I was a kid, I watched it at home, and the ending was “too intense” for 6 year old me. I was sent to my room with the thought that everyone died at the end. And after seeing this nostalgia critic, I wish it ended that way.
Bottemiller Postings Well, I imagine killing the little bastards in the worst ways imaginable, like putting these annoying rodents in a microwave after shoving corns in their anuses and watch what pops first, their heads or the popcorn in their rectum...
That's helps a lot with the frustration these abominations makes me go through!
XD Yea... a ids imagination is ALWAYS going to be worse than what actually happens... if you think a part of a movie is too intense for your kid... don't let them watch it. In the case of this movie they would have been doing 6 year old you a big favour
anik monette Jesus 😂
Bottemiller Postings i feel bad you were watching this when you were 6
A new intro? Noice!
Also congrats to HyperBoner.
They actually went on a cruise for about 1/3 of filming:
"The external shots and interior stateroom suite were filmed during a 7-day Caribbean cruise. The casino, dance club, and dining room were filmed on a set not attempting to match the actual interior of the Carnival Dream cruise ship."
Establishing shot of cruise ship= THIS IS THE REAL REASON WE MADE THIS SHIT YOU GUYS!!!!!
I can't say I blame them for filming on a Caribbean cruise have you seen carnival Cruise these days? They're practically death traps.
@@jackslater8595 I mean...it's the Adam Sandler tactic. Have a vacation and get paid for it.
Top 3 rarest things in the world
3: Black diamonds
2:A child how can sing well
1:Anyone mentioning a Chipmunk movie with enjoyment
That is over the age of 10
A commenter that can actually spell who
Me: YES!!! THAT WAS AWESOME.
You: what?
Me: I JUST DESTROYED MY COPY OF ALVIN AND THE CHIMPMUNKS
I suppose you haven't heard of children's choirs?
Have you seen the cringey chipmunk oc accounts on Instagram... You'll question your existence after seeing them
"I mean, sure it's a shit kid movie but it's pretty harmless
*casino dance off*
"LET APOPHIS DEVOUR THIS CRIME AGAISNT HUMANITY "
Oisin Lynch ehh, the sun is easier to look at
Are we sure the Chipmunk movies weren't made to promote Nihilism? Every time I hear their sinister squeaky voices I sure feel like life is meaningless...
Apparently David Cross despised this film mostly just because one of the producers was needlessly cruel to him, giving him a run down trailer and just going out of their way to make the experience unpleasant. Sounds awful. His one positive note is that apparently "He takes some small solace in the fact that a number of parents have told him that he made an otherwise miserable film tolerable to watch for them."
According to NBC News, David Cross did not believe it was necessary for him to be present during the week of filming aboard a Carnival cruise ship for Alvin and the Chipmunks 3: ChipWrecked, as he felt he was unrecognizable in the pelican suit. Director Mike Mitchell and the other producers were in agreement that a stand-in could take his place for that portion of filming, except for one specific producer he mentioned who disagreed.
David was fined $150,000 for disclosing this information publicly. In response to the fine, he made an appearance on Conan in January 2012, where he expressed that ChipWrecked was the most unpleasant experience he had encountered in his professional career and advised against supporting the film. This incident had a negative impact on his career. Despite his frustration, David acknowledged the success and recognition he gained from his work with the Chipmunks, surpassing his own creative endeavors. He later apologized for his outburst the following day, clarifying that Janice Karman did not mistreat him.
Despite the controversy, ChipWrecked managed to earn $398 million globally. Ian Hawke, the former record executive turned screenwriter, was excluded from Alvin and the Chipmunks 4: The Road Chip due to this event. Following the fallout, no major film studio, apart from Honora Productions, BitTorrent, and TH-cam, agreed to distribute Hits, David's directorial debut, after its premiere at the Sundance Film Festival in January 2014. Alvin and the Chipmunks 4: The Road Chip went on to generate $251 million worldwide in December, 2015.
By June 2024, David's career had dwindled to small roles in Kung Fu Panda 3, The Post, Sorry To Bother You, 8-Bit Christmas, and You Hurt My Feelings. He also made occasional guest appearances on television shows such as The Heart, She Holler, Goliath, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, and Genius. Karen Rosenfelt, the producer David accused of mistreatment and antisemitism, quit 20th Century Fox in June 2016 following the release of Me before You. She has since been involved with Amazon Prime Video as a producer for The Summer I Turned Pretty since June 2022. Mike Mitchell also confirmed that The Furious Five will be reduced to cameo appearances in Kung Fu Panda 4. It's disappointing that Tony Hale couldn't help David reconcile with 20th Century Fox to get his job back in February, 2015.
5:42 fuck, it actually seemed like he almost gave a shit that time , that's not how you Jason lee, Jason lee
Munjee Syed true
"left alvin alone to watch....cookie monsters meth meltdown", i almost spat my drink out when you said that, that was funny.
Theodore not Alvin
Alvin the green fat one I LOVE him NOT in this movie
"The PowerPuff Whores" May be the best insult joke I've ever heard XD
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I think i just wheezed
@@wispy_nova Sounds like the reboot to me.
@@Reapermaskhybrid you're not really wrong?
@@Sonichero151 That reboot was a dumpster fire of a half-assed cash grab.
ALVIN!!!!!
* throws alvin out of plane *
Best part of the movie, with exception of David Cross.
LOL i just noticed
Im really dumb for thinking that was actually in the film
This new intro rocks and the wedding was amazing! Also chipwrecked is bad.
In other obvious news, the sky is still blue and American politics remains a clusterfuck
Thanks captain obvious!
Hey Captain Obvious. Do you know that a potato is a vegetable?
Thanks for the sarcasm everyone. And yes , the sky is blue, and captain obvious has been flying around the earth for centuries
Ben Wasserman well actually the sky isn’t blue anymore but I get your point
This is such a terrible movie I can barely watch the review of it, I'm that uninvested.
Totally Legit Gaming [TLEG] Exactly
Totally Legit Gaming [TLEG]
It's hard for me to watch the review too. Not that I'm uninvested, though. It's just that the movie itself is too cringey.
I had to stop the video and take breaks for every 5 minutes
How the hell did they manage to get away with ripping off Spanish Buzz from Toy Story 3?
Sophie Birch Nobody really bothered to look because nobody cared about the film anyways. Unless the writers are clueless of how negatively received their franchise is, then they're pretty self-aware of what they can get away with.
I remember seeing this in the theater when I was 8, and I even thought this was stupid
And the basketball
....THAT was what it was satirizing? Holy Jesus. Spanish Buzz had a REASON to be a thing....I....how did you manage to connect this?! I didn't get it either!
Bullseye... Wow. Thats it. And its still lame.
5:45 There I did the thing now,let me contemplate my life's mistakes.
She seems rather unfazed by talking Chipmunks, considering she's never heard of them.
JSB maybe she thought it was her mind playing tricks on her and she just accepted it
julie martinez yeah seriously
Plus considering she's Missy from "Big Mouth," she also talks to pineapples.
Quinton Dorsey Well, she is crazy.
julie martinez Ha! That's actually funny.
This is the most painful, uninteresting, pointless cashgrab of a movie I've ever seen.
Dakoda Swan Same.
Minty Star Speedpaints Watch Road Chip, bet it's worse, I mean without David Cross, what good is left?
George Mouse Lol I have seen it. Yeah it was pretty bad. David cross was the only good thing in them
Well, At Least Better Than Son of the Mask
You haven't seen many bad movies then.
nice new intro I dig the review on point can't believe there was a third and a fourth movie the idea of that is appalling but hey whatever people want to waste their money on
TheCreepypro astonishes me as much as how many people still defend EA.
A series so bad only Darth Vader could kill it.
"Is your ring on the wrong finger?" "I'm too tired to notice." Glad they pointed that out, because it was bugging me. Lol.
New intro for the Channel? Awesome
Get it?
Nice.
P U N Z
QUIPZ
Mermaid Boy
Ha.
Ha ha...
*HA HA HA!!!*
Take your like, you... YOU...
Goddamnit, I can't even be mad at you.
At least David cross got out of the fourth horrible movie
Rileyk there was a fourth movie!?
We don't talk about that
TheBandit025 is correct I didn’t watch it but I know that he isn’t in it
Will Miester Yes. Sadly
ya he isn't in it, I watched it and it was the worst one. Even I, someone who actually kinda liked these movies, didn't like it.
also, Nostalgia Critic, I have autism and I appreciate the fact that you are promoting a service that helps people like me, I always love your promotions for services like that and this one touched my heart
Me too, I'm glad someone commented this
Me too. I'm also autistic.
A cleverly crafted review of a shitty movie followed by a shout out to an autism awareness charity? This video is a win-win. I would happily watch it multiple times when there isn't much to watch.
PataponCreeper h
PataponCreeper I have autism too
Can't wait until you review RoadChip!
Same here.
He did
I think the French Simon joke is "French accents are funny."
The thing is... it only works if the french accent is done really poorly or is stereotypicaly french (ex. Spongbob squarepants's narrator)
I honestly think they were trying to copy Spanish Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story 3 but were too lazy to use actual French.
Henry Henderson and it's still not funny
Disposable_Teen that’s interesting
I agree, monsieur, hon hon hon ! Baguette ! Is it not le hilarious?
New intro, newly weds and new content...
Nostalgia Critic 2018
Thank god - An intro without ear bleeding screams.
Benny Boi I kinda miss them
I like the ones that you don't know what the crap is going on if you're new
7:18 "Im a Little Teapot Seizure" Had me dead!