love how absolutely brutal old people are to each other (to everyone really but especially each other). i did not expect to hear "helen you VAPID SluT" in a video about misuse of minion memes but in hindsight, i should've
Bear with me, i promise this involves minions. My sister works as a pizza delivery driver, one time she delivered to this one fellow wearing a Hawaiian shirt. He opened the door and said "Welcome, to The Minion House!" He moved to the side and every inch of this house was covered in minions; minion rugs, minion tapestries, minion figurines, fucking posters, the whole lot. Aparently he lost count of how many peices of minion merchandise he had after 1000. He also asked if my sister wanted to come inside, as if he didn't look like a fucking psychopath. Worst part is that he lives within walking distance of my house. Every day I fear the minion man will come for me.
People seem to think that adding a minion onto anything would immediately make it funnier, like a magic inscription to bring about happiness, but the runes are warped, and the spell brings a scourge, causing desolation among the people instead
My teacher put a minion meme on our math test last week. I cringed to hell and back, however I do find it wholesome that she's trying to relate to us lol.
Phil truly has a point. He poses such a philosophical question that nobody can answer. Maybe in the future, but our minds just cannot comprehend the answer for now.
Poor kid - probably a cancer patient. Instead of being there cheering him on to get better they let him pick his own coffin. And then he gets better. Hope he moves far away.
I guess they were probably doing it as a kinda public service. So a family with a recently dead kid can give them a nice send off even if they can't afford it.
no actually that photo is mega depressing. Some young child who apparently loved minions and Cpt. America sadly must've passed away and so the parents considered getting him a coffin with the things he loved on it. Sure it's cringe to those unaffected by the loss but, to those who were affected, such a tribute may have felt right. Apparently they must've ultimately reconsidered and got a more traditional one tho and so now they're giving away the minion/cpt. America one.
@@naan000I thought the first and third ones were alright even if I didn’t care so much for the second. Funny enough, the third one barely even had the minions as actual characters (there was a side-plot about them going to prison and then escaping in a makeshift airship, but it didn’t really have anything to do with the rest of the story), so maybe that just freed up the writers to focus on the other characters.
Just goes to show, even a small character (or three) can have a huge impact on the story you're telling, and on the other characters! And I don't mean the minions (hopefully obviously).
i’m surprised they didn’t point out that the one time minions were injected with something, they went insane. these damn anti-vaxxers haven’t seen despicable me 2 😤
2:05 i love the implication that you can say to illumination "hey someone made a fake minion meme" and illumination will just be like "great, take him out" and wipe the fake minions off the face of the earth
I know you don't celebrate Thanksgiving but I wanted to be thankful anyways! I'm thankful for the lovely content you put out that always puts a smile on my face! Have a lovely day. Thank you.
It reminds me of when my older brother, who was in his late 20s/early 30s at the time, used to think that LOL meant lots of love. He'd been signing off his texts with LOL for ages.
The thumbnail reminds me of this one text conversation where the mom struggled to say "Grandma is home from the hospital!" Ended up getting many different phrases out of this, the most memorable being "Grandma is high on tulips!"
Even my 65 year old mom likes minions. It seems their appeal to older people can be summed up with "Something something they're cute and childlike something something don't have to pay to raise them."
You should make a dumbest Twitter/Reddit arguments. One time my two oldest sisters had a heated argument about what should happen to goldilocks in court 💀
@@theaxbowlotl Well, she didn't actually break in it said that the door was open and she just walked in. However she vandalize as she broke baby bear's chair. The argument ended in that if she does it again the bears can eat her. (she got a second chance because she was 6 or 7 in the story)
I suppose it would depend on the laws of the place said events took place in. I would hope that any court (or just the bears, tbh) would indeed consider her age and any pertinent details about her life and why she was hungry and tired enough to enter a strange house, alone, without express permission from the absent homeowners. It’s been a long time since I’ve read the watered-down version (and I don’t think I’ve read the likely horrific story it derived from…) so I’m sure I’m forgetting key details. I just like hypotheticals.
@@rileylittleraven As far as fairy tales go, the original was pretty tame if I remember correctly. No eye-gouging or self mutilation like a lot of the others Edit: Though it should be noted that the early version I read featured an old woman who's family kicked her out, not a child
@@Amy_the_Lizard Thanks for the info! Now I'm considerably less wary about reading said original one(s). Also, I've never heard of the trespasser not being a little girl, so I'll make sure to look for that version.
I had a dream that Matt Rose was standing in a grocery store and handed me a giant churro. He then proceeded to describe to me in exact detail what a churro was. Except he called it a "mexican flavor stick"
This was the wrong video to click on while drinking something, I'm about to spill water everywhere because things keep catching me off-guard and making me laugh
Sometimes I wonder how minion memes could have possibly began, but then I realized that there are plenty of other memes that make _way_ less sense and with somehow even less of a punchline.
Pretty sure minions buttholes are yellow
Can someone let Phil know please, thanks
@Late Night Humans 💀💀
@Late Night Humans Oh, knowing the internet, I'm sure someone's already done that a dozen times over...
Nah its a conspiracy theory
@diamond stop spreading fake news
I'm imagining this: Myself in my 30s-40s showing my child an among us meme and laughing while they awkwardly fake laugh.
nice pfp
@@RichConnerGMN thx
They were probably referring to Ralsei smoking a dart.
Seems... sus 😫
“amogus”
“heh, heh, ha. that’s so funny, grandma/pa/parent”
love how absolutely brutal old people are to each other (to everyone really but especially each other). i did not expect to hear "helen you VAPID SluT" in a video about misuse of minion memes but in hindsight, i should've
That one got me lmao
Has the same energy as "Dwight, you ignorant slut!" from The Office
Helen deserved it
Lmfao for real like tf did Helen do to you gramps
@Languid- granny* since her name is Diane
Now my go-to insult for all my best friends. Hard to top.
Including calling them 'Helen", for extra confusion.
The person who said “no wonder your marriage fell apart” is a madlad
Diane the legend
W diane
Hellen: Y O U ‘ R E D E S P I C A B L E
R/madlads
Wiane
I'm fairly certain that any use of minion memes is considered misuse
*war crimes
666 likes...
😨
*Minuse
@@deuceydee3506 😳sus amogus sus😳
Moms without Minion memes are like cereal without milk, it just doesn't feel the same.
Either we watch the exact same content or you are on your way to becoming the new “Just A Guy W/ A Mustache”
Also they both just feel more crunchy
So that begs the question... minions or moms in the bowl first?
@@spraydolls222 they're just a clout chaser
@@spraydolls222 or maybe YOUR the new “Just A Guy W/ A Mustache” and YOUR everywhere
1:11 had me dying what did Helen do to deserve that?? 💀
I think I broke something I wheezed so suddenly 💀
seriously grandma got no chill
Helen got *slaaammed!*
Evidently, she was a vapid slut
Helen knows what she did.
Bear with me, i promise this involves minions. My sister works as a pizza delivery driver, one time she delivered to this one fellow wearing a Hawaiian shirt. He opened the door and said "Welcome, to The Minion House!" He moved to the side and every inch of this house was covered in minions; minion rugs, minion tapestries, minion figurines, fucking posters, the whole lot. Aparently he lost count of how many peices of minion merchandise he had after 1000. He also asked if my sister wanted to come inside, as if he didn't look like a fucking psychopath. Worst part is that he lives within walking distance of my house. Every day I fear the minion man will come for me.
It's said that if you howl his name five times, he'll rise from hell and steal your moon
I hope he tipped well, at least; especially after inviting her inside! Very In Approproate.
@@liastaob Dan do Manions take vacines
Oh dear Lord don't tell I Hate Everything or that one girl who was scared of the yellow parasites
this dude needs to shave his head, start dressing in all grey and black only, and adopt an Eastern European accent asap
Imagine going to someones funeral and seeing a minion meme like "he will be missed after he was hit by a bird" and having a fucking minion there like
hit by a bird?
Despicable
@@Matt_Rose ROLLING-
@@Matt_Rose yes sir, a true act of tommfoolarry
@@Matt_Rose the bird was
When I die, I want all my family members to share minion memes about how sad my funeral was.
"Sadly he died.. LOL"
"His leaving this world...gave us all a despair inducing sadness that'll impact us forever
Just as sad as Mondays amirite XD"
I want to be buried in the minion coffin
You should include that in your will. Just for laughs. And include the phrase "Just for laughs"
*B A N A N A*
People seem to think that adding a minion onto anything would immediately make it funnier, like a magic inscription to bring about happiness, but the runes are warped, and the spell brings a scourge, causing desolation among the people instead
Kudos to you for wording it like that!
... DAMN.
how poetic lol
@@aurora_sleeping_beauty_ I appreciate it ✨
The minions are the scourge; they ravage the lands like locusts…
My teacher put a minion meme on our math test last week. I cringed to hell and back, however I do find it wholesome that she's trying to relate to us lol.
Minion memes will never go away. Never.
Phil truly has a point. He poses such a philosophical question that nobody can answer. Maybe in the future, but our minds just cannot comprehend the answer for now.
yellow
brown
pink
red (they’re bloody and infected cause they never wipe)
whiet
THE WAY HE JUST SCREAMS "DENISE!!!" AT 1:35 GETS ME EVERY TIME 😭
Same
Same!
Same!!
Same!!!
That minion coffin killed me! It's like the opposite of the "shortest sad story ever written" haha
“For free: minion coffin, never used.”
@@intan4722 "Dead kid returned to life out of sheer disgust we would bury him in that thing. Praise the Lord!"
Seeing the for free on the minion coffin gave me hope that the child rose from the dead out of his own disgust
Poor kid - probably a cancer patient. Instead of being there cheering him on to get better they let him pick his own coffin. And then he gets better. Hope he moves far away.
@@omnichad It's probably fake tbh
2:40 You can tell the person who put that coffin for sale really wanted to get rid of it as fast as possible
They should pay the buyer to get that
Lmfao
I guess they were probably doing it as a kinda public service. So a family with a recently dead kid can give them a nice send off even if they can't afford it.
no actually that photo is mega depressing. Some young child who apparently loved minions and Cpt. America sadly must've passed away and so the parents considered getting him a coffin with the things he loved on it. Sure it's cringe to those unaffected by the loss but, to those who were affected, such a tribute may have felt right. Apparently they must've ultimately reconsidered and got a more traditional one tho and so now they're giving away the minion/cpt. America one.
@@RedCaio damn
I remember genuinely enjoying the Despicable Me movies before ever seeing any of these minion memes.
I still think the 1st one is not bad. It's kinda wholesome seeing how Gru became a single adoptive father
@@naan000 It's indeed super wholesome.
@@naan000I thought the first and third ones were alright even if I didn’t care so much for the second. Funny enough, the third one barely even had the minions as actual characters (there was a side-plot about them going to prison and then escaping in a makeshift airship, but it didn’t really have anything to do with the rest of the story), so maybe that just freed up the writers to focus on the other characters.
Just goes to show, even a small character (or three) can have a huge impact on the story you're telling, and on the other characters!
And I don't mean the minions (hopefully obviously).
@@eeyorehaferbock7870I love the third one because the villain is hot as hell
This video is truly something to be grateful for. I mean how tf he find this many misuses of minions
I had to SCRAPE every last burned Minion crumb from the pan of the Internet let me tell you that
@@Matt_Rose Damn must have been tough exploring for them.
@@Matt_Rose mmmm, tasty minion crust
@@jadekaay please. never say that ever again.
@@ytgshlung why not? delicious scrummy crusty minions are my favourite smh
How the hell do you even get all these ideas? They're always so good
@ВоIuga 🅥 shut your goofy silly little mouth up
The key is crowdsourcing
From his brain
I think my favorite bad minion meme has to be the one where it’s like “minions don’t take vaccines why should you” like ??? Becky, they aren’t real
i’m surprised they didn’t point out that the one time minions were injected with something, they went insane.
these damn anti-vaxxers haven’t seen despicable me 2 😤
“walter white sells meth, why shouldn’t you?”
@@sondpnichqfvd because i dont know how to make it
I mean, they _are_ supposed to serve evil right?
minions boutta start a smallpox pandemic for some supervillain
Bro Ive seen that one to lmao. It was so dumb.
My grandmother would use Minion memes to insult others... It was odd because at first, they seemed weird, and then I realized they were mean lol
2:05 i love the implication that you can say to illumination "hey someone made a fake minion meme" and illumination will just be like "great, take him out" and wipe the fake minions off the face of the earth
“Wow, Denise, atleast show some sympathy for the poor kid” **continues to send minion stickers**
2:48 nah that aint a minion thats a mini onion
💀
That date got ruined since the guy didnt respond after she said "WE ARE GOING TO STEAL THE MOON" with "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"
I think minion memes might be for moms what "Life is soup, I am fork" quotes in rad fonts over possum images are for depressed teenagers...
Yeah, tbh, we're not any better than them, at least in that regard
That and among us memes for gen alpha
2:09
JonTron voice: _That one didn’t age quite so well_
I thought the same hurhur~ 🐸☕
It aged so badly 💀
that aged like milk
I'd say it aged like both fine wine and aged like milk at the same time
1:10 why did I find this so damn funny man.
3:04 whyd he do it so well
2:20 that's when the title no longer applies
I know you don't celebrate Thanksgiving but I wanted to be thankful anyways! I'm thankful for the lovely content you put out that always puts a smile on my face! Have a lovely day. Thank you.
"OH DEAR LOL" had me in *tears*
Some older people think lol stands for lots of love
It reminds me of when my older brother, who was in his late 20s/early 30s at the time, used to think that LOL meant lots of love. He'd been signing off his texts with LOL for ages.
3:14 There's a....lot to unpack with that second message there.
*i love manion*
Really needed this tonight, thanks Matt. You’re a real one.
3:24 thats how id want someone to react to my passing
They thought it meant lots of love
OH DEAR LOL
i was quite a buzzkill 2 months ago
@@North_Dakotalmfao you came back to this comment
@@Cheijnugget ye I know lol
Out of all of Matt's videos, _this_ is the most fever-dream one
I totally agree. Could be as I've been having a lot of cough syrup lately.
Are you suuuuuure the Furby ones don't count? Cooking With Matt? This whole channel is the internets' collective fever dream and I love it.
Good cause I currently have one
@@StuffandThings_ That's very true!
The thumbnail reminds me of this one text conversation where the mom struggled to say "Grandma is home from the hospital!" Ended up getting many different phrases out of this, the most memorable being "Grandma is high on tulips!"
"homo hot lips"
despicable me came out 12 years ago?? bro i already feel so old and IM NOT EVEN THAT OLD 😭😭
I was at University when it came out, so I feel like a 💀 now
@@Matt_Rose 💀
12 years ago EXCUSE ME
bro I feel old now too...
Omg and this comment is 1 year old already 💀
Even my 65 year old mom likes minions. It seems their appeal to older people can be summed up with "Something something they're cute and childlike something something don't have to pay to raise them."
2:30 💀💀💀
Finally someone who knows just how fucked up that one was
Bruh I cannot-
*Falls from a chair*
Skullimoji skullimoji SKULLLYMOGEEEEE!!!!!
- Mat
WAIT GIVE ME CONTEXT!!!
is that a penis shadow
I swear, Facebook moms will post the most horrific/saddest thing accompanied by the corniest minion meme 😂
That’s what Facebook is😂
Yeaa thats kinda true
Very In Approproate.
I dropped my potato salad and my dead dog is eating it lol
My mother posted how I’ve been diagnosed with bipolar with a celebrating minion background
2:41 I don’t know what the hell a cack is but that definitely looks like what I imagine
2:18 Okay, even I have to admit that's pretty wholesome and adorable.
the image of the cat pissing all over the stovetop is crazy 💀
How did it go from "jelly beans" to "no wonder your marriage fell apart" in 4 posts
2:36 redditors when someone says basement
1:03
Goddamn, pop off Diane!
1:56 ok now thats actually funny
I can't help but imagine the onslaught of Smurfs memes posted by moms if social media had existed 40 years ago.
2:24 IS THAT FUCKING REAL IM CRYING
The clip of Matt saying "We are going to steal the moon" is going in the personal collection.
For me it's both Matt's impression of Mario and him reading Wheatly's lines.
You should make a dumbest Twitter/Reddit arguments. One time my two oldest sisters had a heated argument about what should happen to goldilocks in court 💀
Definitely should be charged with Breaking and Entering/Vandalism of another's property, I don't see what's to argue about.
@@theaxbowlotl Well, she didn't actually break in it said that the door was open and she just walked in. However she vandalize as she broke baby bear's chair. The argument ended in that if she does it again the bears can eat her. (she got a second chance because she was 6 or 7 in the story)
I suppose it would depend on the laws of the place said events took place in. I would hope that any court (or just the bears, tbh) would indeed consider her age and any pertinent details about her life and why she was hungry and tired enough to enter a strange house, alone, without express permission from the absent homeowners. It’s been a long time since I’ve read the watered-down version (and I don’t think I’ve read the likely horrific story it derived from…) so I’m sure I’m forgetting key details. I just like hypotheticals.
@@rileylittleraven As far as fairy tales go, the original was pretty tame if I remember correctly. No eye-gouging or self mutilation like a lot of the others
Edit: Though it should be noted that the early version I read featured an old woman who's family kicked her out, not a child
@@Amy_the_Lizard Thanks for the info! Now I'm considerably less wary about reading said original one(s). Also, I've never heard of the trespasser not being a little girl, so I'll make sure to look for that version.
I have never seen a minion meme that made sense. It's always a normal statement, but with minions.
✡⚐🕆 🕈✋☹☹ ☼☜☝☼☜❄ ❄☟✋
💧
It could make sense it it were something like “I like bananas and I am a little yellow creature” but that isn’t very funny.
1:19 tf2 pyro
yes
This is the second time he's done this
@@DullntKez who and what
@@DavidGaming69 This is the second time Matt Rose has sounded like Pyro
@@DullntKez ok
Thanks for making my day better Matt Rose you always make me laugh.
Cause I'm so tired 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
*"Why doesn't this GIF have sound?"*
- Old People (2022)
Cherry on top of 1:28 is I accidentally read denise as demise lmao
i think you should do parents / grandparents awfully trying to describe video games
I support this message.
I also support this message.
My step-dad refused to say Undertale correctly. He called it Under-Hill. Which isn't wrong, but cmon
@@genericname2747 yea techinally it is underhill bc the mountain is just a big hill
@@genericname2747That could be a new Undertale AU-- 😱
0:54 i love the way he yells colonoscopy so aggressively
That "wot a questionnn" at the end made me actually laugh in the physical realm for a solid minute
2:55 "butt nugget" wow never heard that in my 19 years of life 😂
I have a 4 and a half hour long playlist of all off the best Matt Rose videos. Every upload I watch and decide if it should go into the playlist.
Matt, you are my favourite TH-cam and you make me laugh every day!
Her scream sounds like she’s charging up a fucking laser beam 💀
That Gru impression is 👌👌👌
1:34
“ Oh for fuggs-*DENISE!* “
I had a dream that Matt Rose was standing in a grocery store and handed me a giant churro. He then proceeded to describe to me in exact detail what a churro was. Except he called it a "mexican flavor stick"
Not the right video but still a wonderful comment.
Matt yelling "DENISE!!!“ has officially made my day.
3:05 how many takes did it take to do that take without laughing.
( for once i used three of the same words, and it actually made sense 💀)
How did this make me laugh tho💀
@@thetrollkraken6662 SAME, BUT I WAS ASKING MATT ROSE LMAOOOO
Old people ironically make the best shitposts.
I'm glad that no one in my family uses minion memes let alone my own mom
@@pvzmariosonica8fan sounds like something i would post and I'm only 19 with terrible taste in memes and humor
This was the wrong video to click on while drinking something, I'm about to spill water everywhere because things keep catching me off-guard and making me laugh
"I make luxuries kids cacks" that had me crying 😭😭😭
2:41
"12 years ago, outcame Despicable Me"
*Oh GOD I don't want PTSD please no*
2:41 is even funnier knowing that "cack" is an old fashioned word for "poop"
I absolutely love how Matt pronounces misspelled words and gibberish
2:12 Oh the irony
Minions hurt me
I refuse to believe Despicable Me came out 12 years ago.
THE COLONOSCOPY ONE MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
0:44 4AM. *DO NOT!!*
2:00 bro how do they see someone drew minions and decide they need to report it to Illumination?
1:25 bro 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
🕺
Oh for fu- DENISE
Are we just going to ignore Matt's KILLER Gru voice??
3:53 💀💀💀💀
Lmaooo, my grandma is in fact in the hospital rn and that thumbnail made my day
3:17 bro was desperate just to LAUGH at harolds death
1:17 “dmm jdg me, uomdgmmmgomd” best grandma quote
Happy Thanksgiving Matt!
And the same to you! :)
I see Phil's asking the real questions.
Sometimes I wonder how minion memes could have possibly began, but then I realized that there are plenty of other memes that make _way_ less sense and with somehow even less of a punchline.
same energy as “your grandpa just died 💀”
We are going to cremate him🔥
This is how people will see Gen Z humor in 30 years.
1:12 That went from zero to a hundred very quickly, I love it.
You know it's gonna be a good day when Matt posts a vid
Matt doing that Gru impression was quite despicable
Nothing is more hilarious than old people who are genuinely confused on social media. it's kind of wholesome actually
ok but why is the execution for the “minion coffin” at 2:39 so good
0:03 why’s mom on discord
That’s what I’m asking
Took the words straight out of my mouth. XD
my grandmas on discord LMAO💀😭
@@Sir_Rat6225 Nanna with Nitro
Because its a common shitpost image and the original poster is a liar