Why Presidential Debates Can't Be Honest
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I'm voting for the crazy guy. His political stance about killing the fish is interesting. What are the fish planning? we need a preemptive strike.
Biodeamon build a wall around all bodies of water, the fish'll pay for it
WanderingDrifter , zero dark nemo
Humanity First!
Make the humans great again!
0:42 "We have to kill the fish"
This video will get relevant every 4 years, it's timeless
Yay
I'm already priming to post it on my wall, come November.
Every 3-5 years, however long this gig is.
Yes it is 🤣🤣🤣
This stuff is probably timeless because people are not gonna change this kind of stuff
“Can I say something irrevelant?”
“I can’t stop you.”
I wonder who that sounds like we all know unless the people who are wrong. You know who you are.
Barack Obama, Mitt Romney, Al Gore.
That actor nailed it.
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"The company that runs our news outlet has donated large sums of money to your campaign so I prefer you go last" so painfully accurate lol
No it isn't, they'd want him to go first and have the most time.
@The Stickman Also, more people will remember the closing monologue that any of the others. There´s a reason why many people always instinctively try to have the last word during an exchange.
That's why we need a regulation on news because their hiding on their "freedom of speech" or "free press" or whatever. They're companies, they're bound to be bias or even fake news but always misleading.
Cough cough CNN.
@@hawk66100 more like major every news network haha
"Well, I think I've been pretty clear about how unclear I wanted to be with that.."
i laugh everytime i hear that line.
Everything that guy says makes me laugh and I still think he's more sane than the rest of candidates 😂
Clearly he's being clear with how unclear he was about being clear.
Couldn't agree more
Sounds like Biden to a T.
At least crazy guy states his agenda.
Those fish are fishy.
And tbh I think he's the only sane guy in there
Eat the fish!!!!!!
I would like to blatently panda to your jingoistic instincts
And I will just say that crazy guy is somewhat close to Trump. It is very clear what Trump's agenda is: make himself more rich and popular and keep it that way. But go and figure out Joe Biden's agenda. You'll end up with a headache.
@@stevengu1253 Well the dude did say that he will apeal to unfounded fear of foreigners in voters(including farmers who's agricultural industry literally relies on undocumented foreigners)
Its frightening how I thought this was a recent video and then realized it's from 3 years ago.
democrazy has not changed a tiny bit for the last 2k years, so you better read the roman pamphlets on the topic, the foundation for all of this
Exactly. It never changes.
This will be looked upon in 100 years and it will still be the exact same
Thats because it is the same shit every time
I don't see how that's frightening
"I wanted to be clear on how unclear I was" ~Walnut
🤣🤣🤣🤣
He said some things that he did say and he agrees with it, what ever it was, and a vote for him is a vote for whatever that was.
i'd vote for him.
@@gendoruwo6322 me too
This is not parody...
this is education.
I would sooner classify it as educational parody if anything. Strictly speaking, it is still the opinion of the creators of these videos, but it is definitely not an opinion without merit...
@@reaganharder1480 it is the parody of a lie, which end up being some kind of truth
@@reaganharder1480 Woosh!
Truly
That's what political parody is
It's funny that in parodying the election to show how much information is purposefully not given, they actually gave more information on the characters than actual elections would
+Mitchell Biller You call it funny - I call it sad.
+Rumburak well i call it headphones and thats my right to do.
Erik Sånemyr Well then I call it Bob. Try to stop me!
+Rumburak I say it's both.
Rumburak BUT...BUT... ok you won :/
It's basically every debate I've ever seen, just shorter and more honest.
the DNC again flushed the elections down the toilet. *Vote third party!* th-cam.com/video/OkoEKQLwIwg/w-d-xo.html
This debate is more civil than the real debates the US just had a few years ago its terrifying
@@sakmadik69420 then again the former president is deranged and that is putting it nicely
@@Ninety9Ninjas66 The current president can't even think breh.I prefer Trump if my choices were Biden or Trump.If there were an alternative i'll take a look at it carefully.
@@sakmadik69420the fact that you said that, shows you can't think for yourself you only parrot right wing media propaganda networks.
You forgot to mention that the issues are literally irrelevant. People just vote based on their tribe, or which candidate is less repulsive.
Pineapples should never be put on pizza
69th like and me too
Horton has changed my life.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Horten products are the best!
James Charles Same.
This is why watching debates is so hard for me. This is basically what it all sounds like. People talking a lot, saying very little.
I could watch this for 90 minutes though LOL.
@@howiedewin3688 just watch the actual debates, they are basicly the same
@@sigmoidbeast7712 Although, a satirical version is thousands of times more satisfying.
Not to mention it’s pretty much showboating. You aren’t given enough time to accurately explain any issue nor give rebuttals to any claims.
@@nerf7674 they need to do long form podcast style debates or discussions.
I like how they somehow managed to give Woman Candidate™️ The exact hairstyle and outfit that every female politician has worn onstage during debates for the last 20 years.
@arnold jayeola legacy ? I guess
its the "May i speak to your manager, my name is Karen" haircut
@@nra3zehuti781 its the "May i speak to your manager, my name is Karen" haircut
@arnold jayeola its the "May i speak to your manager, my name is Karen" haircut
It totally is the Karen haircut
"We have to kill the fish!"
I'm dead. XD
So are the fish.
Ok fish
Even before the original date of this gem that goal was close to achievement, so maybe the bees? I mean, I got sting once and it kinda hurt. Who cares about the pollinators, our brilliant scientists will find an answer to that.
Oh, wait, we don’t all believe in science, so how do we apportion the benefits of their expertise? Geeze, who knew this governance gig would be so complicated? - certainly not my corporate donors.
There are fish among us.
The guy loves sushi, can't blame him lol
Jesus Christ! That was so fucking on the nose I want to cry.
for a few months my friends were saying "#David2016" a girl nicknamed poopsy joined in anf evryone chose sides. I think poopsy and I are more qualafied than any canadates this season.
cat Johnson I have concerns about your foreign policy stances. I'm voting for Poopsy. Poopsy2016! Because the candidates we've got are total shit.
Courtney Durham vote dave 2020
we need to build a huge aquarium to make sure thos dangerous fish don't kill us all.
+Floris Lans Typical bleeding heart fishberals. Sure build the lazy fish *more* anchor-quariums. That way they can continue bringing more illegal scales into this country, taking food-pellets away from all the homegrown frogs. Look, someday you'll wake up and realize that what we need to do is build a giant aquarium for ourselves along all of our states that border the ocean. Sure we'd be trapped in a giant fish bowl, but it's the only way i can maintain an erection anymore.
+existenceisrelative That was not how I was expecting that statement to end.
+existenceisrelative Take that back! All of our ancestors (except our esteemed native seal population) were marine immigrants, and building a giant aquarium along the border is disgustingly hypocritical! Someday your great grand-spawn will look back on your life and be disgusted by your bigotry toward migratory salmon, and Japanese carp!
+Floris Lans even if we build it, your damn bass cannon would shatter it.
+Floris Lans they're rapists somehow
What's really really sad is how many people in this world don't realize how true this is!
+Night Rider And, as a collective, those people are referred to as "voters".
There's three types of people in the world: people who support Fish Hitler, people who are outraged by Fish Hitler, and people who would rather just watch NCIS. The third is by far the biggest category.
+Phil Savage I'd rather just watch NCIS to be honest
+Maks Tracy Who can blame you?
+Phil Savage I'm so sick of Fish Hitler that I've stopped listening and gone back to NCIS.
“What do you think? 🤔 “
“ *Is iT?* “
Yes, it's Cody from Some More News.
“And our predetermined winner..” people don’t realise how true this is💯
Sadly, that’s simply the nature of humans.
That would be Joe
@@darthutah6649 Who's Joe?
@@superflyslay9740 Joe mama
Once people start learning about the Electoral College...
"I'd be dating my daughter … if she weren't a fish!"
"Okay. First of all, if you're going to list the reasons as why NOT to date your daughter, Number one should be 'BECAUSE YOU'RE HER FATHER'!! In fact, there shouldn't even be a list! WHY ARE YOU MAKING A LIST?!!!"
-Trevor Noah
smells fishy to me.
+Robert Jay Trevor Noah for Prez.... oh wait...
+CMichaelEH
rally the turtles we need to take down the fish
+Robert Jay That means a fish just commented on TH-cam... You can not be a parent of a fish if you aren't a fish. No one going to address this?
Roger for president..
wait was this a real debate?
No, you must be stupid.
Anonymous 3141 You even more so for thinking I am serious..
hey, its better than what we got
replying to his comment made you look very foolish.
#1Slayer At this point all we can do is spread our ass cheeks and hope whoever gets elected does not fuck us as hard as we thought they would.. who knows they might actually do something.. (Laughing internally at myself for hoping)
This is literally every US Presidential Debate. 100% accurate. And I don't mean the spirit of how they seem, I mean 100% exactly how they speak.
Is the same in Argentina. Candidates that are for money, publicity are secondary posts after losing. They never answer anything, they just babble nonsense in circular arguments and throw unrelated data avoiding the questions. And instead of telling what they plan to do and how they make sentimental statements and speak against candidates blaming them for everything and telling I'll fix it this time, trust me, I am the only one that can do it.
Moderator: “Do you support abortion?”
Candidate: “Well, what is abortion really? Do you define it as when there is a heartbeat or by a certain date? Did you know that 67% of women will get pregnant this year? Now my fellow candidates will say that abortion should be illegal and that just doesn’t align with my strong Christian beliefs! You know, back in ‘89 I once spoke to a pregnant woman seeking abortion and it was just heartbreaking to hear her situation.”
Moderator: “Time’s up.”
Candidate: “Now hold on, let me finish my sentence! Now as I was saying, I personally believe that woman’s situation was just downright horrendous and should never happen again. And that is my view on abortion.”
The funny thing is, I probably wrote this inferring a firmer stance either way than an actual presidential candidate would ever say.
@quantummeme7655 Este año fue el ejemplo más surrealista. Literalmente es lo que dijo Argentvs. Balbuceando,sin decir ningún plan coherente,no respetaban las reglas básicas,se chicaneaban de maneras vergonzosas. Un jardín de infantes con problemas cognitivos tenía más orden y los podría entender,pero estos espectáculos ni siquiera intentaban minimamente parecer debates.
@@ArgentvsImpecable tu descripción. Imagino cuanto habrás sufrido,al igual que yo,los de este año.
"We need to kill the fish."
No we need to build a wall to stop them
+julian ray We could just build a massive net at a quarter the price but still charge the people the price of the wall and pocket the rest.
+Rev. Jay Goldstein We just need to register all them with a chip so we can keep an eye on them. They're sneaky and dangerous. Fuck the fish.
+julian ray come on man we need to build a damn, a wall how practical is that
I have lots of friends who are fish. And they're good people - wonderful people! And they're thanking me. They're saying "you're right.... you're honest and not afraid to speak the truth." They want me to kill the fish too!
I believe human beings and fish can coexist peacefully
+kvnd7331 and you sir are the reason our lake is failing. they can but humans generally work far better when each fish is similar and fits in the chain well adding random outside fish just messes with the order of things and causes the system to collapse. and now on to people I know many Mexicans who are hard workers thing is majority are not I have lived in areas with them tons and compared to white areas there's a major difference I have also seen white areas with a few Mexicans but once more show up it all goes to shit graffiti higher crime rate. now this is not do to simple color but the fact Mexico is shit just full of drug traffickers peasants and shitty food. and they bring that here thinking its a gift to the world when its not. I am all fine with immigrants but not when they carry shit baggage and come from a shitty country and have no intent of bettering there own so they leach off mine. and not just Mexico there are 100 others which we should disconnect from but Mexico is the largest. attest Chinese people open up sweat shops and nail places and beat there kids into learning math and bettering them selves the others just leach off the system and cause trouble and if that's racist then so be it
+kvnd7331 Hes a damned commy! Lets get him!!
+kvnd7331
I, for one, welcome our new fish overlords.
You goddamn socialist
Your only stupid dream is humans and fish together and how it should have been.
Who's here after the 2019 debates? So goddamn accurate.
andybaldman
I am!
Me
me
Andrew Yang called this out in his closing statement. Shocked the hell out of the media.
Just need a couple of them talking high school Spanish and it would be spot on.
2020 This has aged like a fine wine.
It's always just been wine lol
Only difference is we elected the fish guy 1 time
@@criticalthinker3262 😂😂😂😂
...in that it hasn't aged at all. This is how debates were long before this video was made, and how they will be for a long time to come.
2022 nothing has changed
My God, this is as accurate as it gets. And that is pathetic...
Paul Greene Fast forward to the shite show that just passed LMFAO
I'd like to make a racist comment that I will later declare to be "just a joke" after having made sure that I gained the favor of the racist voters.
I'd like to feign offense just to be equally racist, or at least be indifferent enough to objectively reply or contribute stale witticism.
+Anndgrim
I'm here to throw profanity at you for your racist comment only to increase my sense of self-worth and to convince myself that I actually care about other people when in reality I only care about myself.
İts okay to care about yuorself. Espeacially when you do that as talking against racism.
+Robin Gilliver Now that's a octothorpe I can get behind!
Octothorpes are ruining this once great country!
Comedy Central needs to make a version of this that airs at the exact same time as the actual debates with actors pretending to be the candidates and just lampoon the entire election from start to finish. It would be comedy gold!
Lol Comedy Central wouldn't rip on Dems unless it props up Biden or Warren
It would really backfire since loads of people would actually believe it
Davilima Lol
That sounds good to me. Thousands of voters who are too dumb or lazy to actually make sure the debate they're watching is real seeing the "candidates" at their absolute worst, potentially making them not vote for anyone or support a third party instead? Sign me up.
Genius. I'd watch the hell out of that.
@@nanowasabi4421 I dunno, we've seen Trump at his worst at every possible opportunity and many somehow still thought he was a saint XD
Posted 7 years ago and still relevant today (2023)
Hahaha I was thinking it was posted 7 years ago and I can still recognize all the candidates in the coming up debates.
Mr. Current, Mr. Everyone recognizes my name, Mr. nut job, the governor.
Oh it always will be
“What do you think?.. I.. i... is it?” 😂😂😂
Definitely my fav part😂
Best part!! 😂😂
I'll build a dam! And I'll make the fish pay for it!
supyoist
God damn fishes, bringing whatever they want into the sea
BUILD THAT DAM!!!
Here's an unrelated statistic That isn't even relevant. And furthermore, yes.
rene L: like so many answers in the so-called debates, that are really just forums for unrelated statistics, irrelevancies, and yes.
I wish I'd read this comment two years ago. But it's still funny! Bravo!
That dude who does the honest ads is gold
You left out the part where the politicians get insanely rich while the country goes down hill.
i pretty much died when he said "what do you think? i-is it?"
Same 😂
I am currently writing to you from 2020 in the future just to say : Some things never change.
I couldn't even tell this video is from several years ago.
Nobody from cracked can receive your comment.... Sadly...
Poo ice probably
@@roscojenkins7451 No... I gotta work on my time machine. If only it could travel in time it would be grrreat! 😂
Really?
The tall guy in the middle had the worst fake tan I've ever seen!
Like trump lol
god he disgusts me
Sasan Ra which one?😏
Sasan Ra I was hoping u said both him and Trump.
haha he always has a special place in being disgusting person ,no need to mention
God this is so painfully accurate. I hate the American political system.
Why? In China, Russia, Venezuela, Mozambique, Congo, Nigeria, Somalia, North Korea, and 75% of the rest of the world, there is just some dictator who stays in power without elections at all - most leaders only leaving from civil war or assassination.
I love the blatant pandering.
Jk vote on your congressman
It is not about political sytem, actually it is one of the best on Earth, but general population, whose tastes those candidates pander :)
@@p4nd4b01How is a first-past-the-post, unproportional, pointlessly bicameral system where voting is intentionally impractical and excessively restrictive, "one of the best political systems on Earth" compared to literally every other democracy?
@@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation Many developing "democracies" are corrupted and failed states. Of course there are better systems in Europe, but on a planet-wide scale, the USA stands strong.
Its down to the woman and the rich outsider...
yep
Scary days
Woman and a fish man actually. No one seriously thought he will become the nominee.
Man : Trump doesn't believe any of what he says, he just says it to get elected. He's a rich outsider pretending to be an insider, and he's seceding at it. I'm not saying hes lying about everything but half is probably not true.
Michael Pollard You do realize that in America, being rich doesn't mean your an outsider. Plus, he kinda does believe this stuff, he has been involved in politics before, and he is still sticking to his guns on what he has said before he was ever nominated for presidency.
I'd like to make a comment, that has a political undertone,but with a funny undertone.
+Adrian Rodriguez I'd like to counter that comment with racebaiting.
+dangerouslytalented insert illogical/condescending, unrelated/combative reply here
+William White I reflexively have to point out a somewhat biased statistic supporting my case and refuting yours, that you will no doubt dismiss out of hand.
I will indubitably retort in all caps and/or unprecedented vulgarity in an attempt to distract onlookers from my poor debating skills and immaturity.
+Cannibal_Soup As a witless gut-driven human on an internet comment thread, I'd like to assert that you're a bad person for possibly disagreeing with me and slander both your intelligence and sexuality.
Actually the winner was a combination, Outsider and crackpot.
Richard Servello and frontrunner
Richard Servello oh yes, there are many "crack pots" who make billions of dollars and create jobs and prosperity
name 1 job trump has created
Hey you don't know me how do you know I'm left wing
Sunny Mehta i dont. It was a probability guess. 1) you are on a conservative web site and asked a question designed to either a) trigger a conservative, or 2) so blatantly non sensical it could only be posed by a person who has NO understanding of how business works (in other words, a fiscal liberal). Based upon these factors, and in my dealing with lefties for 52 years, i made this assertion with at least 80 percent level of confidence. The other 20 percent unaccounted for are things like, you are angry at Trump because he has a hot wife and you dont. You are angry at Trump because he has the balls to call people out for crime (HRC) and blatant bias (MSM), and you dont. Or you secretly lust after Trump because you are part of the California homosexual cabal and he rejected you on twitter.
Coming back to this video after 8 years and i better appreciate just how intelligent this script is.
Funny, but so painfully accurate regardless of the party.
Pretty much, except that the Republicans essentially have a monopoly on total whackjobs.
@@adamdavis1648 I’d argue the left does.
@@adamdavis1648 says the commie wack job who's party did everything it could to keep slaves and undermine minorities until they could use them as pawns for their own power games.
As a conservative fact check true
You mean specifically Democrats and Republicans. Most political parties don't do this stuff, but we only vote for the ones who do.
Roger 2016
You forgot to say "hashtag" first. All the cool kids are doing it now.
+Trillo333 #hashtag (reads as hashtag: hastag)
actually I vote roger
+Jelly Bean Art It really doesn't matter who you vote for. Just who the elector votes for. Get your elector to vote roger!
Vote 4 Rog!
This should be an hour long. It's much more honest and interesting than any "real" debate could possibly be.
Just play the video on loop for 3 hours to get the same effect as the actual debates
Every 4 years this video becomes relevant again and tonight is that night
Fucking roasted everybody.
RentableDwarf
I agree
'Front runner, would you like to even bother? '😂😂😂😂😂
Woah!!! This was from 2015?! I thought this was the last Democratic debate
🐴😂😂😂😂😂🐑
It's literally the same...
I thought this was the current debate...
It hasn't changed.
That's what I thought the entire time 😂
How did this channel not blow up yet I don't understand, thanks for the laughs and the debilitating truth
*yet? I (to fix your run-on sentence)
*understand. Thanks (to fix your comma splice run-on)
*truth.
I literally searched this video many times but no matter what words I typed youtube wouldn't show it.
@@alvallac2171 Seems like English isn't his first language, show some tolerance Karen
Spoiler: The guy who wants to kill all the fish got all the airtime and ended up winning. The woman lost to the guy who wanted to kill all the fish. The guy who everyone remembered from sharing his name with previous presidents had to literally beg for people to applaud things he said and dropped out with a year to go. There was no middle guy.
Double spoiler, the crazy guy isn't crazy, he's just a con man/ habitual liar taking advantage of lingering prejudices and american jingoism, openly mocking his own voters to their faces while he fleeces them (and the American people) for every penny they're worth. Also, the crazy guy is married to a 'fish.'
How could you tell a politian is lying? He moves his lips 😁😉
Or his thumbs
Twitter is a terrifying place.
That joke is old as hell but it still checks out!
How could you tell a politician is lying? He's a politician.
@@BusaLova it is the same liar = politician
Or HER lips.
I'm so happy I stuck by Alex. After months of getting shitted on in the comments he's hit his stride and made some fucking great videos like this one. His smart comedy has merged with sketch and he's now a fully formed satirist-butterfly/charizard.
Please don't hate me comments, I'll give you candy.
+Michael Gerring Never doubted him. Schmidt does great work.
I'm just happy he stopped doing blogs
+Michael Gerring the guy's a genius, always has been
+Michael Gerring he'll always be the new guy, even when he is the last one at cracked
True. I despised new guy weekly, but I thought he was funny. Still is.
I was spotting look alikes between these candidates and the actual candidates in the 2020 primaries, thinking “this is just a blatant parody of what’s happening in the real world”, then I checked and saw that it was made before the 2016 election. This really is accurate.
"I'm a Governor." Gets me every time!!
Who else wanted Roger to win regardless of him saying anything. Lol
They should do one of these for how people vote: "I'm going to pretend I care about the issues but in reality I was never going to vote for the other party."
Exactly.
Most people are fully aware of how the other candidate's policies would benefit the individuals, workers, and businesses (small and large);
but, because of the letter -- (in parentheses) -- people will not vote for him.
Well, considering that all the good issue stances are Democratic ones....
@@solascriptura-e7t except incorrect since their actual policies never effect it just appears that way to the voter of that side. Keep it as it is ( little changes that appear to change things but really don't do much)- the american political motto
@@adamdavis1648 ?
@@adamdavis1648 lol tell that to Biden, I would rather have Trump any day of the week.
If presidentials debates were honest, they wouldn't envolve politicians.
Problem is we vote for liars who perpetuate our problems so we have something to complain about.
"We have to kill the fish" - i actually laughed out loud
Me too omg 😂
I mean, Sharknado is a thing....
200% accurate!!! Politics has become such a laughing stock!!!
Then why do they still run our country?
Another Guy Because this country is populated by complete idiots
Always been
All humans are idiots. One of the benefits of being human is the ability to overcome our natural human stupidity. Some do some don't.
@@anotherguy1260 Because people are so brainwashed they still think voting means something...
he's honest, he doesn't pander to the wimpy PC crowd. #killthefish
PC?
+AutumnRain 101 Pro-chips
+AutumnRain 101 People who prefer desktop computers over laptops and tablets
Phil Fish.
+AutumnRain 101 He's a console gamer.
Oh the irony. ALSO THE TH-cam ALGORITHM HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR
By waiting 5 years to get me videos I like rather than sending them to me when they are new. Then we could have kept Cracked from going under. Then we could still be getting great content like this.
"The fact that I'm a woman should be irrelevant, my record speaks for itself.
I also think it would nice to have a woman president".
What an Oxymoron
maybe that was the joke eh
I think we should not mention my gender until it absolutely benefits me
David hill that’s just rude
David hill bruh
Everyone, bruuuuhhhhhhs.... :/
These people are on a higher level of communication: they are speaking intentions, none verbal ques, deflections and distractions as is plainly hidden in deceptive verbal communication by so called politicians and interpreted by the public as a presidential debate.
They are testing the water to see who's awake so they slap u in the face while u laugh in ur sleep please wake up!!!!!
"I'm Roger, by the way."
*debate ends*
"I've been Roger..."
"Excuse me. I've gotten just about the same amount of time as anyone else but I didn't use it to say anything of note, so I'm going to complain for a moment"😂
Typical female behavior 😂
1:43 - Every. Presidential. Debate. Ever.
Can I answer your question with a series of unrelated platitudes😭
: I cannot stop you💀
Fish were never our friends. I'm voting Complete Whackjob just for the halibut!
ThePoptartster Voted Best Comment!
Crazy how President #45 has the same shade of skin as the *actual* President #45
Actually scary how accurate this is
They described Donald Trump so well
"we need to kill the fish"
+surfie007 LOL.....*WE NEED TO KILL THE FISH*
+surfie007 Yeah, but he's both Orange Front Runner and Crazy Hitler Guy...and Outsider With No Political Experience
+Google stop it Dude, our current president has no political experience, the only thing he did in his political career up to presidency was doing everything he could to get to the next rung on the political ladder and that's it, he did not help anyone, he didnt make any huge decisions... Look at the background of our presidents, a majority were not politicians.
deathlegionair
He has actually held a public office. He was also a senator and a constitutional law professor. Barrack Obama had his hands in politics before he got the to Presidency. He didn't just jump into it.
The frontrunner does look presidential 😂😂
“ A wet noodle of a statement, from some guy up there”
The roasting level of your vids is just epic
And I freakin love it
If they did this today then at least one would have to answer in Spanish.
Major Ramsey That wouldn't work because English is still the only legal official language in the US.
aww Asian guy didn't get it
@@qharis-lm902 the USA doesnt legally have an official language
You quiero taco bell
BROKEN Spanish desesperaly trying to pander to Latinos with an alias. *Cough*Francis Rouke*Cough*
More like a documentary.
My vote's for the crazy guy, he seems to know what he's doing.
You can vote for Vermin Supreme, he's an actual politician.
Feel the Bern.
@@nickkraitor6560 Vermin Supreme 2020!
We’ve tried that already
Bernard Sandro: "We have to kill the fish!"
Crowd: *Uproarious applause
I love how this is making fun of both Democratic and Republican candidates.
Any sketches about 3rd Party candidates?
this had 2 third party candidates
Button Nose we need to kill all the fish
Button Nose I'm a governor... get rekt Gary Johnson
Ironically Cracked did parody them....by not representing them in the debate imaooo
@@FlightX101 Sick burn
if PETA were honest
+Ebon Hawk If PETA were honest, they'd change that E to an I...
People are less
Important
Than
Animals
+Robert Jay *except for peta members, since peta is responsible for more animal deaths than any other group including the meat industry.
+Robin Gilliver Wait so PETA's an organisation that supposedly consists of over 3 million members and you have to make certain that people know that the collective intelligence of that organisation is above a single TH-cam commenter?
What if he brings along a friend? What's his ranking compared to the 3 million people then? Still below or have they edged above?
Wea111 you are only as strong as your weakest link. i can virtually guarantee that there is a mentally handicapped PETA member
lets use Robin Gilliver. obviously from his comment his IQ is less than 7. he is obviously a member of PETA, so we have proof that PETA is stupid.
+Ebon Hawk That would basically consist of a row of PETA members taking pets out back and shooting them.
I'm voting for roger because roger has always told me the truth😂
Disturbing how accurate this is.
"Frontrunner, would you like to even bother". Lol! 👍
"Actually I'd like to avoid answering the question so..."
Finally a candidate I can get behind
#weneedtokillthefish
"Mr President, why is it racist for America to have borders but Israel can have blood tests for citizenship"
*Gets arrested and charged with hate speech.
Where's the guy who actually gives a damn(Bernie Sanders)?
Fell the Bern
+Ali Ashraf you mean the socialist that wants to give you free stuff for no reason?
culture of me
+100vasiliy I think you mean the guy that wants people to stop having to pay for things that they are already paying for in their taxes but 'cuz capitalism you gots da payz more, to keep the rich rich'.
+100vasiliy you mean like roads and a military?
+100vasiliy You mean like health care to prevent people who are sick from *not dying*? Boo free stuff.
This is like watching CNN
Or fox, abc or whatever else
A random wolf with pride lol you trust the mainstream media?
@@sfnjsdfio found the boomer
except it says it like it is and doesn't spew a bunch of biased nonsense, unlike cnn.
@Tom Hewitt Um that's pretty obvious to me what are you on about. How does my comment indicate anything to the contrary
Build a wall!
And make the fish pay for it 😂
Nuke baby whale's for Jesus!!!
Raul M shouldn’t it be a dam?
to bad he's president :D snowflake
@@Bewefau snowflake
Progressive Guy I seriously have no idea what your talking about. I was saying Donald Trump is our president ( which he is) And I voted for him.
People, this is about to start ALL OVER AGAIN.
I realize this is parody. But if only "real" debates were as informative...
And short.
This is what we call "talking without saying anything" 😂
It's also sophistry, chaff (scrap metal designed to jam radar), white paper (it's blank), noise, etc. In the New Testament, chaff is a harvested plant that is useless. About the only thing missing here is someone saying "heavy" for matters that carry little weight.
Kill the fish guy reinvented this talent😂
"Voting for me is voting for whatever I said, when I was recently saying it, but I am not sure what it was, but you"ll get that if you vote for me"
Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better
Run run run run run run run away
I’m still waiting for Roger’s teeth to twinkle brigtly when he finishes his sentence in a pose
This was more informative than a real debate. Good job.
The most honest introduction: "Welcome to the first of far too many debates."
WE HAVE TO KILL THE FISH! Lol
Lmao... That fish statement caught me off guard, lol
This is scary how accurate this became.
I had seen this when it first came out, accurate then and accurate now. Amazing.