I've been experiencing that with a couple of fresher apprentices lately😅 If they insist they know so much better, I let them struggle for a while. Then we try again my way and what do you know? it works.😂
Tell the kid not to touch the stove, they won't listen. Let the kid burn his hand on the hot eye? He'll never touch it again. Now if only he figured a way out of the oven..
@@isengarde9490 Had to let an ex-girlfriend figure this out with her toddler son and her hair iron. A dozen warnings in a minute, no effect. Told her "let him touch it." Spoilers: he learned.
UK: We've developed a 100% effective DEW! USA: Lemme buy that off of ya *3 years later* USA: We've perfected the DEW. It now shoots Red, White, and Blue, and it sounds like an Eagle when firing.
Which is amusing, because have you looked at all the stuff the US military uses that is currently sourced from BAE (British Aerospace)? Heck, they are the current manufacturers of the M2 Bradley and upgrades.
@@kemarisitenot to mention that now 70% of the M777 is made with U.S. parts, even though it was designed by Vickers Shipbuilding and Engineering and manufactured by BAE Systems.
@@richwalter3107it’s not This is genuinely a thing Canadians say and have been saying Since long before that mouse scribbling racist realized the parents of children have money
@@shamrock4500 I feel like Americans don’t understand that the more politely and courtesouoy a Canadian starts speaking to Especially if it’s slowing down That’s just us politely telling you to Eff off And if a Canadian every asks you wanna go bud Just run cause in our heads if you say yes You’ve just legally agreed to fight us and we’re entitled to beat your ass just short of causing permanent damage
They’re getting front-row seats to West Taiwan’s asshattery atm. I don’t really blame them for wanting to see the sun rise twice in the same day over Beijing at this point.
America has Lazer weapons, they're classified as "missile defense systems" and are more expensive to fire than Russians entire economy so we don't use them much. The Brits lazer cannons are admittedly more efficient and cost effective. As America said, he'll take a few thousand. About to be Star wars up in here.
Laser weapons and directed energy weapons are two different things. They're installing the laser systems on DDGs (replacing the forward CIWS iirc) and we had live fire demos of directed energy weapons back in ~2013. Both systems don't cost shit to fire. To build, well idk about that. Considering a new CIWS is like 12M a pop, I'd wager it's at LEAST that much
@@RAWDEAL064 The rail gun had other issues going for it last I heard anything about it. The big one was they were having issues with the slugs welding themselves to the rails, as well as the rails being eaten by the plasma that was being generated when they fired... That last one strikes me as really odd, what with it being a rail gun, but the test footage showed one hell of a blast of sparks coming out the end every time they fired it, so I can see that being an issue somehow.
Its the whole "dumping multiple megajoules of electricity into a conductor" thing. The atmosphere would absolutely ionize into hot plasma at those energy levels. Last I heard the other big issue was just keeping the rails together, since all that force on the slug was also applied to the rails. stuff tends to bend. And yeah, the US has had those same kind of laser weapons for a long long while. We've just been refining or cancelling the programs for the last 30 years. There was the 747 mounted airborne laser program (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_YAL-1) that was designed to shoot down scuds or similar large ballistic missiles as a theater defense thing. The US has also demoed ground vehicle mounted laser systems, one in a c130, some are ship based, etc. We've had plenty of successful trials in the 90's and 2000s. Trouble with lasers is the beam needs to be kept in the same spot on the target till the desired effect is achieved, which means you need really good stabilization, or really high power.. or preferably both. And some of that equation just wasn't up to US Standards at the time... and we didn't have a drone issue, so the target profile was REALLY different. From the Press Release it sounds like they had a trial similar to what the US did in like 2004-2008, but Kudos to the UK for more successful demos and improving the tech.
Touch the boats! I'd be back at the recruiting office for my 9th attempt since '99 for a spot in the FAFO World Police. I might be physically messed up more than the first time around but, I guarantee you after 5 daughters... The doors are locked at night for the intruder's protection because a combination of war crime hat, the 77th ID, and King Kong... To steal from Denzel in the "Training day" movie, They ain't got nothin' on me!
Off topic but beautiful; last night I watched a video of the UK break a 600 year tradition! Queen Elizabeth ordered America's national anthem to be played during the changing of their guards, right after 9/11 happened! (Other country's national anthems are only played during a states visit) Love to our brothers and sisters across the pond! 🇺🇲🤜🏼 🤛🏼🇬🇧
1:45 Actually, it's much worse than that. The F-22 began being designed by Lockheed Martin in 1981 as a craft to replace the F-15 and F-16 as part of the ATF Program. Lockheed Martin won the competition in April of 1991. The rollout ceremony took place on April 1997. Approval for full production began in 2004. That means that China and the rest of the world are trying to make a Fighter that, from design to now, is over 40 years old and still setting the standard for 5th generation fighters.
The F-22/F-23 program started in the 80's, and started test flights between 1987 and 1991. The first ever production F-22(not prototype) was delivered in 1997. It is a 37 year old design, even though it's official deployment started in 2005...
30+ years old, not a single official aircraft kill to date because NO ONE wants the smoke, and soon to be replaced by something _even scarier._ And West Taiwan wants to beat their chest about maybe sorta catching up on the stealth bomber game. Lol.
3:07 The Asteroid he is referring to is called 99942 Apophis, and the mission that is going to approach apophis is called Ramses. Apophis is predicted to pass into the Geostationary Orbit region of satellites, but that can change due to a gravitational keyhole
And Apophis is 450 meters in diameter, which is bigger than the Empire State Building. It’s decently sized, but it’s not a threat to civilization itself
AND the gravitational keyhole is only about 800m wide. As of an article from earlier this year it has a less than 1% chance of impact. BUUUUUUT practice is never a bad idea and I say let’s teach some oil drillers to be astronauts!!
@@charadreemurr7546 Well it is headed towards corporate states, drone warfare, DEW and an incoming asteroid... Now I just near to hear about the EU commissioning a hybrid Chem/Rail cannon array called 'Stonehenge'...
I got into an online "discussion" with some Chinese dude the other day. Called him West Taiwan, and it must have hit because he stopped responding after that.
They follow the rules, there just happens to be more of them after they are involved is all. They are like that one kid in class who is always looking for the loophole.
@scurvofpcp yep. In WWI we looked at the rule book and was like, ok we can't do this, this, and this, but it doesn't say anything about this. The WWII came along and we looked at the rules and saw that they added what we did last time but missed a few things and so we did those. Then they added those to the list too
I loved Bruce Willis frome when he started in Moonlighting with Cybill Shepherd. Way heavy on the charisma and a great action hero in his movies. Good with a quick quip. What was not to like. Too bad we are both old now.
I'm so glad someone Finally used, You are my sun shine, in the Right way! Usually some Happy like Commercial is playing it. It's Not a Happy Song, check out the Second verse!
To be honest the vibe here in America is one of deep relief whenever NATO actually contributes significantly to the defense force. Not even mad, if Germany managed to make railguns viable tomorrow, we’d be beyond thrilled that an ally got a major R&D burden off our back and we can finally start recursively improving that shit.
@@chriszaspel7812 awesome. I added mine too. It certainly says something when a fictitious character has more common sense and qualifications than any real life contender for office. Treat the presidency for what it’s become at this point, a joke. At least this way, the kid eats and bonus, I would laugh my ass so hard if HLC has to perform the State of the Union as a plane. 🤣🤣🤣
"My directed energy weapon is 100% effective in recent tests." "I'm going to make it more like us. Maybe add it to Grampa Buff or several in my c-130's."
We Brits have a habit of inventing something for the first time, thinking "meh, good enough", and then a bunch of other countries take the invention and make something 100x better.
To paraphrase what HLC said in the video, the prototype/first edition is the hardest. That's a habit to be proud of, because your allies are highly appreciative. 🤝
@@Rednecknerd_rob9634 Last I checked, 50 isn't 13 times 100... But I suppose that's American education for you. And besides, sometimes it's the other way around. America gave us the Apache attack helo and Britain gave the world the Apache Longbow - better in every regard.
IDK which was funnier: Japan singing My Only Sunshine and telling others to touch the boats or the USA calling Halliburton and Bruce Willis (bless his soul) about the asteroid.
Hilarious. One of the best that didn't have a lot of updated current events. Perfect sweet balance. I like all the content and find it hilarious. This one was straight hella funny and crisp
That was great. Japan started singing should be a warning sign to China. Also with the direct energy weapon from the UK, wonder how long before we put it on the buff or the B2. Cause when everyone else ask why America says why not.
Yeah, ever since the kids stood up to Dad, the UK hasn't wanted to acknowledge that. They probably blame the German and French immigrants for standing up to ol' George, part 3.
Point of clarification for the apocalyptic reference. 2029 is when a beeg asteroid will get within 32,000 km of the Earth, considering the planet's about 12,000 km wide, its gonna miss even if we do nothing. That asteroid's orbit IS uncomfortably close to Earth's orbit though, it might hit us on a future pass. Which makes 2029 a great time to do something to nudge its orbit further away. The mission HLC referenced Europe doing is practice and prep work for the 2029 opportunity. Its also actually a follow-up to that time NASA slammed an impactor into a different asteroid. The new European mission is gonna take a closer look at what that did to the orbit of the rock what got hit, and basically evaluate if we wanna go with the 'kinetic impactor' option for tweaking the 2029 asteroid's orbit, or if we should go with a different method. (other methods that have been considered, but not tested iirc, include but are not limited to... Nuking it, landing a thruster on the thing and firing it, landing a chemical reactor on the thing too to turn rock dust into more thruster-fuel, deploying space mirrors to focus light on it for years to steer it like its a really shitty solar sail, or using a spacecraft to act like a tugboat, but using its own gravity, instead of ropes, to transfer force from the engine to the dead weight)
@@stefansneden1957 hoping hard? Hoping hard would be watching it real close and not touching it. I'm rather glad the collective attitude seems to be "lets do something more than hope it doesn't hit".
HLC laying down the fire lines and we are here for it. Keep it up HLC. The Japan bit was just fire. California fire department has entered the chat. Franklin stop it!!!!
Sticking with the Armageddon reference, Bruce Willis telling West Taiwan "you stole my drill (insert aircraft) design and did a piss-poor job building it?" would have been epic.
From the UK here, firstly much love to our cousins in the US. Secondly, please buy the lasers, I want to see what wild shit you guys make with It. Laser shotguns, laser grenades, laser battleships, I just want to see how crazy it gets.
Japan, 1944: "We are going to take over the world! Bow before our might!" August 6th and August 9th, 1945: The sun lands on two Japanese cities Japan, immediately afterward: "We may have been mistaken, we would like to stop the war now." Japan today: "We own the world market on electronics and equipment design." Is there a point to all this? Of course there is... "Even a mushroom cloud has a silver lining" (Benjamin Wallace)
All I'm saying is, I saw a pretty drone get imploded at RIMPAC before and the Burke had it's forward CWIS swapped out for something more star wars looking. That's all I'm saying because 18 U.S. Code § 798
"Don't wanna close my eyes I don't wanna to fall asleep 'Cause I'd miss you baby And I don't wanna miss a thing 'Cause even when I dream of you (even when I dream) The sweetest dream would never do I'd still miss you baby And I don't wanna miss a thing" Sorry, brain couldn't help it😂 And yes, i did start singing it obscenely loud after the Bruce Willis comments.
I fucking lost it when Japan started singing "You are my sunshine my only sunshine"
Here comes the suns...
@@Sir_Engel_038dodododo
Same 😂
😅😅😅@@inactivecoyote2871
I have to admit it took me a second to understand why he was singing it, but I got it
Japan has figured out a vital lesson in parenting: "One firsthand lesson is worth a thousand warnings."
I've been experiencing that with a couple of fresher apprentices lately😅
If they insist they know so much better, I let them struggle for a while. Then we try again my way and what do you know? it works.😂
Tell the kid not to touch the stove, they won't listen.
Let the kid burn his hand on the hot eye? He'll never touch it again.
Now if only he figured a way out of the oven..
@@isengarde9490 Had to let an ex-girlfriend figure this out with her toddler son and her hair iron. A dozen warnings in a minute, no effect. Told her "let him touch it."
Spoilers: he learned.
I’ll take one in a Mr. Torgue version that shoots EXPLOSIONS accompanied by sick guitar solos please
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Sadface for Bruce Willis's mental state. But, I still loved the joke.
Agreed. Still a fantastic joke. 5/5
same
he cannot talk, but he would still be bale to nuke asteroid
Go to space they said, it'll be fun they said! Now I know what an overcooked tv dinner feels like.
Hopefully I mixed those two movies well enough 😅
😢still better that Kamala and Biden. There’s so many shit people that would be better served with his illness.
UK: We've developed a 100% effective DEW!
USA: Lemme buy that off of ya
*3 years later*
USA: We've perfected the DEW. It now shoots Red, White, and Blue, and it sounds like an Eagle when firing.
Which is amusing, because have you looked at all the stuff the US military uses that is currently sourced from BAE (British Aerospace)? Heck, they are the current manufacturers of the M2 Bradley and upgrades.
@@kemarisitenot to mention that now 70% of the M777 is made with U.S. parts, even though it was designed by Vickers Shipbuilding and Engineering and manufactured by BAE Systems.
@@kemarisite We use swedish anti tank shit too. We really just go "is there soemthing that does the job to standard? yes buy no build."
And it's 30% the size, 4x stronger and mounts to everything with and without a motor.
Don't you mean it sounds like a Red Tailed Hawk? 😂😂
0:58 "You are my sunshine! My only sunshine! You make me toasty, when my skies are gray!"🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I laughed to hard for that one😂😂
@@inactivecoyote2871 Same
that hit hard even if he had stopped at "...my only sunshine"
I shot my drink through my nose when I heard that!!😂
“You never notice how much I hate you.
Touch the boats, West Taiwan today.”
I don't know why Canada's "Hey dere hi dere ho dere bud" gets me every time, but it does😂😂😂
Maybe because it's a rip off of the opening for the old Mickey Mouse club?
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@@richwalter3107it’s not
This is genuinely a thing Canadians say and have been saying
Since long before that mouse scribbling racist realized the parents of children have money
@@ShmuckCanuck I call everyone bud, especially when I'm angry. "listen up Bud."
@@shamrock4500 I feel like Americans don’t understand that the more politely and courtesouoy a Canadian starts speaking to
Especially if it’s slowing down
That’s just us politely telling you to Eff off
And if a Canadian every asks you wanna go bud
Just run cause in our heads if you say yes
You’ve just legally agreed to fight us and we’re entitled to beat your ass just short of causing permanent damage
Gives off FEE FI FOE FUM vibes.
Japan singing the smoke while not giving a care should be a concerning signal for anyone.
Though to be honest, why would they care about China? Not like their history with them is any good.
@Violent_Wolfen Why do you think they encouraged China to touch the boats
@@falloutfart9917
Because Japan has always kicked China's navy in the nutts all the way back to the mogul invasions.
Japan has had enough with china, their dusting off the old Katana and unseething
@@falloutfart9917 Oh I know, that's why I said what I said.
Lol, I love the idea of Japan, just for once, for a change of pace, wanting to watch the sunrise in the west
"On this day, the sun rose in the west."
"But Dad... The sun rises in the east...?"
"Not the capital-S Sun, dear one. The sun."
They’re getting front-row seats to West Taiwan’s asshattery atm. I don’t really blame them for wanting to see the sun rise twice in the same day over Beijing at this point.
Warcrime Hat is starting to show some concerning signs
Only if you're approaching the FAFO boarder. Otherwise, not so much.
They are always looking at ways to lengthen the Geneva Suggestions however...
So long as nobody tries to cheap shot the goalie or invade France through the low countries there's nothing to worry about.
not yet...when we stop saying "Sorry..."...then it's go time!
@@HammerOn-bu7gx Sugges- Oh you mean the scoreboard, right?
It's all fun and games until it's time to stop saying soory and tar & feather someone with maple syrup and Cheezies.
America has Lazer weapons, they're classified as "missile defense systems" and are more expensive to fire than Russians entire economy so we don't use them much. The Brits lazer cannons are admittedly more efficient and cost effective. As America said, he'll take a few thousand. About to be Star wars up in here.
Laser weapons and directed energy weapons are two different things. They're installing the laser systems on DDGs (replacing the forward CIWS iirc) and we had live fire demos of directed energy weapons back in ~2013. Both systems don't cost shit to fire. To build, well idk about that. Considering a new CIWS is like 12M a pop, I'd wager it's at LEAST that much
@@RAWDEAL064 yeah its more of a power issue I think
@PI_Joe_Mama I think that was more of an issue with flight one DDGs, and the rail gun, which apparently the Navy has picked up again for development
@@RAWDEAL064 The rail gun had other issues going for it last I heard anything about it. The big one was they were having issues with the slugs welding themselves to the rails, as well as the rails being eaten by the plasma that was being generated when they fired... That last one strikes me as really odd, what with it being a rail gun, but the test footage showed one hell of a blast of sparks coming out the end every time they fired it, so I can see that being an issue somehow.
Its the whole "dumping multiple megajoules of electricity into a conductor" thing. The atmosphere would absolutely ionize into hot plasma at those energy levels. Last I heard the other big issue was just keeping the rails together, since all that force on the slug was also applied to the rails. stuff tends to bend.
And yeah, the US has had those same kind of laser weapons for a long long while. We've just been refining or cancelling the programs for the last 30 years.
There was the 747 mounted airborne laser program (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_YAL-1) that was designed to shoot down scuds or similar large ballistic missiles as a theater defense thing.
The US has also demoed ground vehicle mounted laser systems, one in a c130, some are ship based, etc. We've had plenty of successful trials in the 90's and 2000s.
Trouble with lasers is the beam needs to be kept in the same spot on the target till the desired effect is achieved, which means you need really good stabilization, or really high power.. or preferably both. And some of that equation just wasn't up to US Standards at the time... and we didn't have a drone issue, so the target profile was REALLY different.
From the Press Release it sounds like they had a trial similar to what the US did in like 2004-2008, but Kudos to the UK for more successful demos and improving the tech.
Touch the boats!!!!! "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine."
"You make me vapor, Enola Gay...
I'll never know, dear, what the fuck was that
Please don't take my cites away"
@@jonathanstiles6072 Poetic artistry!
Lol line crosser needs to see the versions it's golden !
I may need to slowdown on your stuff. Saw a B52 over OKC today and yelled “Grandpa Buff”!!👍👍
Is there something wrong with doing that? I know I would think Grandpa Buff also...
I was in enid and saw the same thing last week when i was making a delivery. Thought it was pretty cool
I've been watching too many tornado documentaries. Must have been doing stuff around Tinker AFB.
😂😂😂😂
Aren't they redoing residential areas on Tinker?
“Touch the boats, I fucking dare you!” 😂 those who don’t know history am I right…
Censorship about to be revealed as a really bad thing in China
Touch the boats! I'd be back at the recruiting office for my 9th attempt since '99 for a spot in the FAFO World Police. I might be physically messed up more than the first time around but, I guarantee you after 5 daughters... The doors are locked at night for the intruder's protection because a combination of war crime hat, the 77th ID, and King Kong... To steal from Denzel in the "Training day" movie, They ain't got nothin' on me!
Off topic but beautiful;
last night I watched a video of the UK break a 600 year tradition! Queen Elizabeth ordered America's national anthem to be played during the changing of their guards, right after 9/11 happened!
(Other country's national anthems are only played during a states visit)
Love to our brothers and sisters across the pond! 🇺🇲🤜🏼 🤛🏼🇬🇧
Yes, The Queen was a class act, and we do miss her - from a colonist.
It would have been more epic if it was the Jimi Hendrix version of the star spangled banner.
That's touching.
She was a classy lady.
This new rendition of “My only Sunshine” is how we say, fire.
1:45 Actually, it's much worse than that. The F-22 began being designed by Lockheed Martin in 1981 as a craft to replace the F-15 and F-16 as part of the ATF Program. Lockheed Martin won the competition in April of 1991. The rollout ceremony took place on April 1997. Approval for full production began in 2004. That means that China and the rest of the world are trying to make a Fighter that, from design to now, is over 40 years old and still setting the standard for 5th generation fighters.
Japan singing "You are my sushine" is by far the most terrifying thing to come out of this channel. And that includes Angry Chopps.
That was exactly what I was thinking!
The F-22/F-23 program started in the 80's, and started test flights between 1987 and 1991. The first ever production F-22(not prototype) was delivered in 1997. It is a 37 year old design, even though it's official deployment started in 2005...
Actually it was first delivered in 2002
1997 was the Raptor’s first flight
Okay, now I know why the kid's so freaking antsy.
And we started work on NGAD before the F-35 was ready for combat.
30+ years old, not a single official aircraft kill to date because NO ONE wants the smoke, and soon to be replaced by something _even scarier._ And West Taiwan wants to beat their chest about maybe sorta catching up on the stealth bomber game. Lol.
"Here comes the Sun,
dodododo,
Here comes the Sun,
and I say,
it's alright!"
There is only one thing scarier than Japan singing about sunshine.. and that would be gleefully cackling duo of Kid and Buff.
Referring to nukes as "instant sunshine in a can" will never not be funny.
Long shadows. Another reference you need to use more frequently.
And don't forget
- Portable Sun
- Extinction Ball
- Angry Mushroom Seed
Spawn point for the Sun
3:07 The Asteroid he is referring to is called 99942 Apophis, and the mission that is going to approach apophis is called Ramses. Apophis is predicted to pass into the Geostationary Orbit region of satellites, but that can change due to a gravitational keyhole
And Apophis is 450 meters in diameter, which is bigger than the Empire State Building. It’s decently sized, but it’s not a threat to civilization itself
AND the gravitational keyhole is only about 800m wide. As of an article from earlier this year it has a less than 1% chance of impact. BUUUUUUT practice is never a bad idea and I say let’s teach some oil drillers to be astronauts!!
@@josephtremblay4 Better to test it out with something akin to the real thing, than have it not work with the real thing.
So it’s a large “maybe.”
Apophis? In that case forget getting Bruce Willis… get Richard Dean Anderson, Amanda Tapping, Michael Shanks and Christopher Judge.
That Armageddon reference was clean
We are in the ace combat timeline
@@charadreemurr7546 Well it is headed towards corporate states, drone warfare, DEW and an incoming asteroid... Now I just near to hear about the EU commissioning a hybrid Chem/Rail cannon array called 'Stonehenge'...
Every time I hear someone say West Taiwan, my day gets a little bit better
Some people I know now only refer to them as ''West Taiwan''.😂
I got into an online "discussion" with some Chinese dude the other day. Called him West Taiwan, and it must have hit because he stopped responding after that.
@engmed4400 He stopped responding because daddy Xi would be knocking on his door if he didn't.
This colonist ❤'s Little European Texas and I could listen to Japan singing all day! Hey, Canada - thanks for not following the rules! LOL 😆
They follow the rules, there just happens to be more of them after they are involved is all.
They are like that one kid in class who is always looking for the loophole.
@scurvofpcp yep. In WWI we looked at the rule book and was like, ok we can't do this, this, and this, but it doesn't say anything about this. The WWII came along and we looked at the rules and saw that they added what we did last time but missed a few things and so we did those. Then they added those to the list too
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me vapor, Enola Gay
I'll never know, dear, what the fuck happened
Please don't take my cities away
Underrated comment
I loved Bruce Willis frome when he started in Moonlighting with Cybill Shepherd. Way heavy on the charisma and a great action hero in his movies. Good with a quick quip. What was not to like. Too bad we are both old now.
Preach
Loving you every day and missing Bruce Willis in every way. Raise hell praise Bruce!
Clet and jackstand....
LOL Japan singing "you are my sunshine" goes hard...
im a psych nurse. that's ADVANCED trauma when you Stockholm syndrome your PTSD.
i think HBLC has seen some shit or some dudes who have
You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
No one was too happy
When it dropped from Enola Gay
Lest we forget about Bock’s Car…
“Somebody find me Bruce Willis.”.
😂😂
Someone better get Aerosmith.
We've got a new song to make
@@renedereus1877 Oolong(DBZA): What about Ben Affleck?
@@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunteractually, it was oolong. As a follow up to your quote, though-
Dr Briefs: what about bacon?
@@jejeakle It’s been a while since I watched it.
@@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter all good
I appreciate how hard it must have been to sing"You Are My Sunshine" with a Japanese accent... 😂
Great show as usual HLC!
You know the first thing we're gonna do with that laser system is find a way to open a 30pack of Natty Ice from a mile away.
And modify the system to play the Axel F jingle when it fires 🤣
Wasn't that the actual test?
Hold my beer. Be right back, I dunno how we forgot that test. 😂
I'm so glad someone Finally used, You are my sun shine, in the Right way! Usually some Happy like Commercial is playing it. It's Not a Happy Song, check out the Second verse!
Awww. When England said "are you glad I have something you dont?" I expected America to say "Who said we dont have that??"
_Don't officially have._
To be honest the vibe here in America is one of deep relief whenever NATO actually contributes significantly to the defense force. Not even mad, if Germany managed to make railguns viable tomorrow, we’d be beyond thrilled that an ally got a major R&D burden off our back and we can finally start recursively improving that shit.
I voted for Grandpa Buff. LET THE KID EAT!!!
If I end up with Buff/Franklin write-ins while verifying ballots in 2 weeks, I'm going to keel over laughing.
@@chriszaspel7812 awesome. I added mine too. It certainly says something when a fictitious character has more common sense and qualifications than any real life contender for office.
Treat the presidency for what it’s become at this point, a joke.
At least this way, the kid eats and bonus, I would laugh my ass so hard if HLC has to perform the State of the Union as a plane. 🤣🤣🤣
"My directed energy weapon is 100% effective in recent tests." "I'm going to make it more like us. Maybe add it to Grampa Buff or several in my c-130's."
I see now, Grampa Buff isn't going to get a tail *gun*....
@@ABZB13 "Officially, this is a directed signal light. Unofficially, burn baby burn."
Tactical Airborne Laser Weapon System (TALWS)
Spooky...putting one in spooky
"West Taiwan" makes me smile every time.
👀👀😮😮😂Good Lord HLC I never thought my only sunshine would be used in this way.... And I LOVE IT!!!🤘🔥🔥🔥💀
We Brits have a habit of inventing something for the first time, thinking "meh, good enough", and then a bunch of other countries take the invention and make something 100x better.
Almost like how England colonized North America, then 13 of them became 100x better? 😆
🇺🇸 🦅
Radar comes to mind...
To paraphrase what HLC said in the video, the prototype/first edition is the hardest. That's a habit to be proud of, because your allies are highly appreciative. 🤝
@@Rednecknerd_rob9634 Last I checked, 50 isn't 13 times 100... But I suppose that's American education for you. And besides, sometimes it's the other way around. America gave us the Apache attack helo and Britain gave the world the Apache Longbow - better in every regard.
IDK which was funnier: Japan singing My Only Sunshine and telling others to touch the boats or the USA calling Halliburton and Bruce Willis (bless his soul) about the asteroid.
"you are my sunshine..." FUCK that's gold. 😎🌇🌇😎
2:56 - Britain, you said the I-word. You know what happens when people say that.
Someone's gonna have a hell of clean up job in the Kid's bay when he heard, "Intercept a Asteroid".
Yep, Japan is tired of being the School Crossing Guard on the "Don't Touch the Boats" informatic. Plus, "You Are My Sunshine" sounds great as a duet.
The line, "Wait, you're closer this way," really made me laugh. Great video, keep it up.
Jesus Fucking Christ 😂 I lost it when Japan started singing and then realized it was fear laughter cause that was scary as Fuck 😂
Hilarious. One of the best that didn't have a lot of updated current events. Perfect sweet balance. I like all the content and find it hilarious. This one was straight hella funny and crisp
That was great. Japan started singing should be a warning sign to China. Also with the direct energy weapon from the UK, wonder how long before we put it on the buff or the B2. Cause when everyone else ask why America says why not.
I loved the Armageddon reference lol. That aaaand Japan singing my only sunshine 😂
"It treats my boats as a friend or else it gets the sun again"
Fucking right.
That “you are my sunshine” from Japan hits ALL KINDS of different.
I don't think Bruce is going to be up for this one. :(
I just got to say the colonists came from the UK.
Yeah, ever since the kids stood up to Dad, the UK hasn't wanted to acknowledge that. They probably blame the German and French immigrants for standing up to ol' George, part 3.
Yes but people forget that it wasn't just the uk it was from all over Europe rushed over soooo 80% uk
ב''ה, I guess it'll be funny when the finance deal via Brexit for it crashes the US economy forever
Japan's WW2 PTSD that is self medicated with anime, Vtubers, and tea ceremonies is flaring up again.
Roughneck here. If the moneys good enough, I’ll roll
You make me toasty when sky's are grey! 😂🤣🤣🤣 I scared my dog laughing at that
Ouch. Bruce is....not available right now....
Now HLC has Japan making boss music for us, nice.
Canadians can hide grandes in snowballs for a spicy snowball fight. hypothetically speaking of course
Can confirm. Have been hit by many Canadian schoolyard snowballs with rocks at the center...
My brain really wanted that to say hypothermically instead of hypothetically for some reason.
@joak9992 that would be more like a flare of sorts? Like the phosphorus flares
@@warrensteel9954 Explosive snowballs aren't in the Geneva Convention.
@UssBaltimore ...aren't in the Geneva Convention...yet...
I lost it when Japan started singing 😂 you are my sunshine
Point of clarification for the apocalyptic reference.
2029 is when a beeg asteroid will get within 32,000 km of the Earth, considering the planet's about 12,000 km wide, its gonna miss even if we do nothing. That asteroid's orbit IS uncomfortably close to Earth's orbit though, it might hit us on a future pass. Which makes 2029 a great time to do something to nudge its orbit further away.
The mission HLC referenced Europe doing is practice and prep work for the 2029 opportunity. Its also actually a follow-up to that time NASA slammed an impactor into a different asteroid. The new European mission is gonna take a closer look at what that did to the orbit of the rock what got hit, and basically evaluate if we wanna go with the 'kinetic impactor' option for tweaking the 2029 asteroid's orbit, or if we should go with a different method.
(other methods that have been considered, but not tested iirc, include but are not limited to... Nuking it, landing a thruster on the thing and firing it, landing a chemical reactor on the thing too to turn rock dust into more thruster-fuel, deploying space mirrors to focus light on it for years to steer it like its a really shitty solar sail, or using a spacecraft to act like a tugboat, but using its own gravity, instead of ropes, to transfer force from the engine to the dead weight)
This was really helpful. Also, scientists hoping hard is always cool. It only sometimes goes horribly horribly wrong.
Getting ace combat vibes
@@stefansneden1957
hoping hard? Hoping hard would be watching it real close and not touching it. I'm rather glad the collective attitude seems to be "lets do something more than hope it doesn't hit".
HLC laying down the fire lines and we are here for it. Keep it up HLC. The Japan bit was just fire. California fire department has entered the chat. Franklin stop it!!!!
Bro the you are my sunshine bit had me wheezing and nearly pissed myself 😂😂😂😂😂
Is Britain just straight up making Warhammer 40k lasguns now!?!? I'll take their entire stock!
thank you someone else made the connection
its official the great crusade is starting early BROTHERS
Singing in *that* voice must have been such fun.
GODDAMMIT. I woke my wife up cause I laughed so hard at Japan's Singing. Comedy gold.
I wasn't ready for japan to sing you are my sunshine, lmao nice
I heard about this from my dnd group
the first thing out of my mouth was "about time NATO started contributing" XD
We’ve definitely Americanized Japan 😂😂😂
Oh, about Bruce Willis.
Sit down. We need to talk.
Yeah it's very sad but we will always have his movies 😔
@@habitual_linecrosser absolutely. Solid joke, solid movie.
That song in that voice: perfection!
The humor in this one is just so unhinged, and I love it.
1:17. I would of been more like..."Reverse engineer it and....STILL GET IT WRONG".
As a paramotor pilot, I feel like a badass knowing I have the same avianics as the dash of Russian fighter jets...On my wrist. 😆
Avionics*
@MultiMachinegunner close enough
2:16 OH WE MOST DEFINATLY HAVE HAD DIRECTED ENERGY WEAPONS FOR AT LEAST 20 YEARS NOTHING NEW HERE BRITIN
OMG! I love Japan when he get's spicy! "Time for them to find out! You are my sunshine...my only sunshine!" I'm dying over here! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Man last time I was this early Russia was still considered a threat.
That would make you a alternate time line traveler...*checks notes* that's wierd....i can't find them on 'the is a threat chart'
Sticking with the Armageddon reference, Bruce Willis telling West Taiwan "you stole my drill (insert aircraft) design and did a piss-poor job building it?" would have been epic.
I should really should not be watching this when I have a mouthful of coffee... LMAO
From the UK here, firstly much love to our cousins in the US. Secondly, please buy the lasers, I want to see what wild shit you guys make with It. Laser shotguns, laser grenades, laser battleships, I just want to see how crazy it gets.
Give it 2 years, somebody in Florida will have one on a pedestal mount in the back of a three quarter ton...
😂😂😂u are my sunshine...that got me cracked up
Someone find me Bruce Willis!
FUCK YEAH! 😁😁😁😁😁
Oh no. Not Japan singing You Are My Sunshine 🤣
"It's only a war crime if you lose, now break out the Geneva Conveintant bingo cards.!" - Canadians.
When Japan started singing that was gold 😂
Too bad Bruce will have to sit this one out.
The Foreigner, Jackie Chan.
"We've created a 100% effective DEW!"
"Great let me buy that off of you!"
2 years later:
*Imperial March Intensifies*
1:14 Logistics, the kid and marines.
🇺🇸 ❤
Pure perfectness all of it and where's Bruce Willis 🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🏴☠️😎😎
Awww Bruce Willis makes me sad, poor guy.
"You are my sunshine!" Laughed my ass off
Japan, 1944: "We are going to take over the world! Bow before our might!"
August 6th and August 9th, 1945: The sun lands on two Japanese cities
Japan, immediately afterward: "We may have been mistaken, we would like to stop the war now."
Japan today: "We own the world market on electronics and equipment design."
Is there a point to all this? Of course there is...
"Even a mushroom cloud has a silver lining"
(Benjamin Wallace)
When Japan starts putting on the SPF 9000 Sun screen, you know shit is about to kick off.
Well, having two suns dropped on you, does change your perspective a bit.
All I'm saying is, I saw a pretty drone get imploded at RIMPAC before and the Burke had it's forward CWIS swapped out for something more star wars looking. That's all I'm saying because 18 U.S. Code § 798
Just a little punch up on the sky’s are gray, what about “you make me toasty, when you fly the Enola Gay”.
Somebody find Bruce Willis... and thank him for so many great movies and TV shows.
Seriously. That man is a legend.
Got here faster than Russia’s proclaimed “hypersonic” missile.
"Don't wanna close my eyes
I don't wanna to fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you (even when I dream)
The sweetest dream would never do
I'd still miss you baby
And I don't wanna miss a thing"
Sorry, brain couldn't help it😂
And yes, i did start singing it obscenely loud after the Bruce Willis comments.
The Ivory Soap...it floats