The Wisdom of a Middle School Ass Man - Rachel Feinstein

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  • Rachel Feinstein thinks her mom was maybe a little too supportive growing up and shares the advice she got after getting insulted by her crush in middle school.
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  • @robertwright4220
    @robertwright4220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Being an ass man in serious business and you do know you are at a young age! We are a passionate group.

    • @robertwright4220
      @robertwright4220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      BFboy86 Definitely a distraction! It’s even compromised my safety a couple times. Just a condition I’ve learned to live with!

    • @robertwright4220
      @robertwright4220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @danger dork's ghost s It's serious, we need help, we should be a federally protected group!

    • @DBL304
      @DBL304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Facccttsss, it’s a very fine-point perspective

    • @knowsee9647
      @knowsee9647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "We are a passionate group." That made me burst out. Very funny bro.

    • @TheYamahog12
      @TheYamahog12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I knew when I was in kindergarten.

  • @roccomanucci
    @roccomanucci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I saw her in person at Helium Comedy Club in Buffalo NY this past Valentines Day.She's funny as hell and down to earth too.After her act she was hanging out at the bar talking to everyone and taking pictures with whoever wanted one.I would recommend anyone to go see her in person because you'll have a great time.

    • @ChibiSothe
      @ChibiSothe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She really seems like a sweetheart!

  • @imhatchmantoo
    @imhatchmantoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    He might have been 14.. but he was right. Haha

  • @ForrealMwangi
    @ForrealMwangi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    You’re boy was Bootyologist, he had a high A.Q.

    • @m0thdm
      @m0thdm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That A.Q. is important. I live my life developing, improving, addressing my A.Q. because there are always higher levels, bigger dreams.

    • @m0thdm
      @m0thdm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Richard Dangler You're a man who knows what's what, that's for sure

    • @m0thdm
      @m0thdm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Mr420Spy The goal is refinement sir. I remain humble, in the presence of my brothers of the world. :: tips hat ::

  • @explorewithjude8469
    @explorewithjude8469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    That’s one woman in the crowd that could relate and died from laughing 😂

  • @turenrobinson1982
    @turenrobinson1982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    That kid is a prophet

  • @james35813
    @james35813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Her impression of Andre is one of the funniest standup bits I've ever seen

  • @Theomite
    @Theomite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "THERE'S COCOA IF ANYONE'S GAY AND WANTS TO TALK ABOUT IT!" is a damn-near Taylor Tomlinson-level stellar soundbite.

    • @ALulzyApprentice
      @ALulzyApprentice 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Top shelf not for me or give back a little?

    • @jayjizzle8383
      @jayjizzle8383 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That one actually made me giggle like a kid for some strange reason

  • @ramona.vargas7298
    @ramona.vargas7298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    That Towel wasn't for his Face...

    • @luvbig41
      @luvbig41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMAO!!!!HAHAHAHAAHA I was thinking the same thing when she said it. LOL

    • @88yellowjacket
      @88yellowjacket 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah it was for his head

    • @jakedavid8187
      @jakedavid8187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha

    • @texaspatriot9153
      @texaspatriot9153 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣

  • @maxb4289
    @maxb4289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Andre was a brotha for sure!!!

    • @luvbig41
      @luvbig41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      LMAO!!! Indeed.

    • @AlkebulanLion67
      @AlkebulanLion67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes and the way she described it was hilarious.

    • @tomstorm7926
      @tomstorm7926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Then she would’ve called him Dre

    • @quincylockett7846
      @quincylockett7846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tomstorm7926 🤣😂🤘🏿✌🏿

    • @antoinerideaux-porche5655
      @antoinerideaux-porche5655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tomstorm7926 not all black men named andre like being called dre

  • @johnbalk6091
    @johnbalk6091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I love her. I wish she had gotten the level of fame that Amy Schumer got.

    • @liligman
      @liligman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It’d be nice to see a female comic without someone mentioning that poor excuse for one...by continuing to say her name you keep her relevant

    • @Tkieron
      @Tkieron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@liligman exactly. There have been dozens of female comics who have achieved game but all we hear about on TH-cam comments is AS

  • @scottbutler5421
    @scottbutler5421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I heard her on Comedy Central Radio today and turned on TH-cam for her when I got home. So funny!
    Great Talent Show!

  • @floydammons5429
    @floydammons5429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I saw her do this set live when she opened for Louis CK a few years ago...at the end she goes "...so anyways we've been married for 15 years now..."

    • @TheBmills415
      @TheBmills415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's so nice

    • @Telecasterfan
      @Telecasterfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Okaro Shinn You're not going to believe this, but comedians will sometimes make up stories.

    • @iansamuel1811
      @iansamuel1811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Telecasterfan that being said... still a legitimate question that has gone unanswered

    • @sjtv6565
      @sjtv6565 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iansamuel1811
      Not a legitimate question, are you her dad or something? It's none of your business and you're a creep for focusing any amount of energy into it

    • @winstonmarlowe5254
      @winstonmarlowe5254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sjtv6565 you're a drama queen and take things literally on almost an autistic level
      good job buddy

  • @Tkieron
    @Tkieron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:52 "You're a wild asshole. Stop doing that."
    I love that. I keep coming back to this video just for that.

  • @tysonclarke012
    @tysonclarke012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    My dad does the accent thing.
    People can't understand him when he speaks English to begin with

  • @jokeralphaoscar
    @jokeralphaoscar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    She’s gorgeous and hilarious! One of my new fave comedians

  • @CristinaCee
    @CristinaCee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "You're a wild asshole..stop doing that." 😂 My own subconscious voice is Rachel Feinstein.

  • @nebulousisgod
    @nebulousisgod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is one of my favorite bits of standup ever.

  • @toddadams8420
    @toddadams8420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Long menopausal cape...hilarious!!

    • @crickettmoon7082
      @crickettmoon7082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Todd Adams Get Menopause Todddd... Capes are NECESSARY!!! They are the closest thing we have to viagra. Suck it Todddd... JK... kind a

  • @shawngilliland243
    @shawngilliland243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Andre was a genius; a man ahead of his years . . .
    "Long menopausal cape" - hilarious!

  • @sam29074
    @sam29074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    HER ACCENTS AND IMPRESSIONS ARE SO FUNNY

  • @TacShooter
    @TacShooter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    If she had sat in his lap, he would have written the sequel to the Book of Revelation.

  • @teaganna5970
    @teaganna5970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    "There's coco if you're gay, and want to talk about it!"
    I wish my parents were that liberal. Lol! Great laugh.

    • @teaganna5970
      @teaganna5970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @the future the past Perhaps, to a certain extent. Lol

    • @lemaygaming6952
      @lemaygaming6952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the future the past Why not?

    • @teaganna5970
      @teaganna5970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lemaygaming6952 It is what it is. I guess. I'm happy with what I have. 🙏

    • @yeeeety6730
      @yeeeety6730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mine be like “there’s coco if you get a bf “

    • @teaganna5970
      @teaganna5970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yeeeety6730 The coco will be cold whenever that happens. Lol

  • @zachtemoro2116
    @zachtemoro2116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    4:21 I guarantee that if someone were to edit Bernie Sanders and have this as a voice over, 80% of the people who watched it would think its real

    • @dancom3207
      @dancom3207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ...or most guys from NYC.

    • @Photologistic
      @Photologistic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s the dumbest comment I’ve seen in a very long time. Congrats.

    • @zachtemoro2116
      @zachtemoro2116 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brian P. I mean 128 people agree, so whos the dumb one now?

    • @knowsee9647
      @knowsee9647 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      She does sound like Bernie. Damn, that's true. Good catch.

  • @badger1296
    @badger1296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That is the best middle school story that I've ever heard!

  • @thinkbeforeyoutype7106
    @thinkbeforeyoutype7106 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This set never gets old haha

  • @traviskale1313
    @traviskale1313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "There's cocoa if anyone's gay..." LOL

  • @JR-wn8cl
    @JR-wn8cl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    That young man had a great head on his shoulders. Bless his soul.

  • @geofft.1959
    @geofft.1959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    She needs more recognition...

  • @mereth13
    @mereth13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I haven't always enjoyed her material, but this gave me some good laughs. I may have to give her another try.

    • @nancyhernandez2271
      @nancyhernandez2271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly my thought!! This made me literally guffaw

  • @ValentineS97
    @ValentineS97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “thicker than a snicker” is definitely a new one on me. last time i heard one that good was “thicker than a bowl of oatmeal” 😅🙃

  • @souhaalghashi7691
    @souhaalghashi7691 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That man impression, head tilt, deep voice thing gets me every time 😄

  • @Backup_Dice
    @Backup_Dice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That push up bra doing work!!

  • @jessica-fcm
    @jessica-fcm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I wish I had a friend like André when I was 14 lol

  • @FinnJohnson
    @FinnJohnson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The impressions were the highlight of the set imo

  • @Girrrrrrrr
    @Girrrrrrrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When you find out a 14 year old from the past is your spirit animal. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @behappy-qq4kv
    @behappy-qq4kv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Another phenomenal female comedian! More please

  • @JohnnyC10071959
    @JohnnyC10071959 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best standup clip I have ever seen - and I am old

  • @tedgoulet7875
    @tedgoulet7875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    her mother sounds like a hoot to watch LOL (Rachel is great comedian, I love her old-time impressions)

  • @tl3082
    @tl3082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    that guys got the life filosophy down, and he seems like a supportive friend.

  • @jamahlrawls3520
    @jamahlrawls3520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Andre is my dawg 😂
    Also this lady is a prize.

  • @ProudJewishQueen1979
    @ProudJewishQueen1979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Love the shoes and you're funny.

    • @DigitalDuelist
      @DigitalDuelist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The dress is great too

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I knew you were a real woman when you commented on the shoes. That or your are really being clever.

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ill fitting hot pink heels with an evening dress. I always wondered what female clown shoes would look like.

    • @scottcharney1091
      @scottcharney1091 ปีที่แล้ว

      That reads like you're telling someone that they aren't funny if they don't love the shoes! The lack of an "I" makes such a difference.

  • @FeignRaven
    @FeignRaven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Those shoes scream "I had nothing else to wear these with!"

  • @mst3k54
    @mst3k54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Love Rachel. She’s everyone’s Hebrew School crush!

  • @MichaelBarrett1984
    @MichaelBarrett1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    She’s like the sign language woman in Curb

    • @Nomore304s
      @Nomore304s 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michael Barrett so accurate

  • @candicemirisha912
    @candicemirisha912 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love her stand up

  • @damon19751
    @damon19751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love all her "mom" stories

  • @danimal967
    @danimal967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "You are thicker than a Snickers", LOL!

  • @eks9225
    @eks9225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is really funny lol

  • @danieljensen2626
    @danieljensen2626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    She could be a decent voice actor.

  • @dominiczerafa8990
    @dominiczerafa8990 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love her voices

  • @AlexGarcia-jp7eu
    @AlexGarcia-jp7eu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Still sooo good!

  • @DunmoresMovieMania
    @DunmoresMovieMania 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Man, that is a body by Botticelli.

  • @SeanSmith-cx8uy
    @SeanSmith-cx8uy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Her mom and Kathy Griffin's mom should do a radio show (podcast. It's called a podcast)

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sean Smith
      I know there are still radio stations...

    • @johnbee4557
      @johnbee4557 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sean Smith please this chick way funnier than kathy griffin and her mom 😂

    • @susuho675
      @susuho675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aww, Kathy Griffin’s sweet momma just died

  • @MbisonBalrog
    @MbisonBalrog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    She so beautiful

  • @SirDistic
    @SirDistic ปีที่แล้ว

    I keep coming back time and time again for her line 0:52 "You're a wild asshole"

  • @cliffy236
    @cliffy236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Thicker than Snickers”...what a line!

  • @Raymond-rr5iv
    @Raymond-rr5iv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    She's a humorous
    go-go dancer !!♡!!

  • @jacoblalomia8900
    @jacoblalomia8900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    There's cocoa if anyones gay and wants to talk about it!

  • @Gweb52
    @Gweb52 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOVE RACHEL!!!! She should get WAY more attention

  • @CedricsMom
    @CedricsMom 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this woman.

  • @marcy2443
    @marcy2443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    She’s pretty 😍

  • @remainfocused8570
    @remainfocused8570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a Nicaraguan American I approve this Message👁️👍🏼

  • @no_spinbear5349
    @no_spinbear5349 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow! What a great thought, Owen!

  • @jrbionic404
    @jrbionic404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She's so funny 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @rickc2102
    @rickc2102 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thicker than a snicker!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣😭

  • @sidviscous5959
    @sidviscous5959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    her 14 year old boy sounds like the late great wrestler Dusty Rhodes . . .

  • @jx5158
    @jx5158 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haha best Talent Show ever!

  • @billrowden5917
    @billrowden5917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Watched this whole thing just hoping her top would pop

  • @kearnydowns3171
    @kearnydowns3171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nicaragua😀😀 Welcome everybody🤗

  • @KidCity1985
    @KidCity1985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    What she doesn't understand is that she's already becoming her mother.

    • @worldssmallestfan
      @worldssmallestfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Julie Anderson I saw both. Jay Pharoah was the best out of the group.

    • @galebh9715
      @galebh9715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what makes you say that

  • @rahmmenon224
    @rahmmenon224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The dude knows his 🎂🎂🎂 specifications. I wanna be his friend.

  • @KingoftheJuice18
    @KingoftheJuice18 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    She's fantastic

  • @wallacesheckells7095
    @wallacesheckells7095 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man I love her.

  • @monk33127
    @monk33127 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tight work

  • @eligalvan8515
    @eligalvan8515 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel I related too much too her Andre in this when I was 14 😂😂😂

  • @aaronburratwood.6957
    @aaronburratwood.6957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I saw Amy Schumer a few years ago, I wish it was Rachel Feinstein. She’s so great.

    • @fomocowboy
      @fomocowboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was she as hot in person?

    • @earthatom7
      @earthatom7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @SpiritofLiberty1775
    @SpiritofLiberty1775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    She is gorgeous 😍

  • @dclarkmusic
    @dclarkmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Really funny! Hadn’t heard of her before

  • @TheChickenlittle11
    @TheChickenlittle11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    She looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt

    • @anthony639
      @anthony639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MbisonBalrog link please

  • @1josh4
    @1josh4 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “You’re a wild asshole” LMFAO

  • @Kyran1996
    @Kyran1996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Why do so many men in the comments seem to think that female stand-up comedians belong to a different species?

  • @GMochileiro_42_
    @GMochileiro_42_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Shout outs to Dre for keeping it real about the ass lmao 🤣

  • @TheReal_Pim_Tool
    @TheReal_Pim_Tool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As someone that had a parent that embarrassed them a lot I relate to this.

    • @poops9o9
      @poops9o9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I remember going to a restaurant with my family as a kid, my uncle (super pretentious) called the chef to our table after the meal to give him a few tips 🤦‍♂️😂

  • @Synochra
    @Synochra 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very funny 😊❤

  • @Zaete0chan
    @Zaete0chan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    She's hilarious
    What a terrible audience xD

    • @johnjacob688
      @johnjacob688 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I found her funny, just not laugh out loud funny. I don't think all comedians need to be laugh out loud funny.

    • @scottcharney1091
      @scottcharney1091 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're laughing.

  • @gorkmusic
    @gorkmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Too distracted to listen, maybe I should close my eyes. Lol.

  • @fernandorodriguez4382
    @fernandorodriguez4382 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fine as hell

  • @ericcallender1575
    @ericcallender1575 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Andre knew the deal!

  • @jefferysmom696
    @jefferysmom696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Does she have a Netflix ?...if not she should have one

  • @danielbarbee7712
    @danielbarbee7712 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Super funny and beautiful. Win win.

  • @thinkbeforeyoutype7106
    @thinkbeforeyoutype7106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HAHAHAHA She’s funny as hell

  • @dwigs
    @dwigs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    She looks very Jersey Shorey. 🤔

    • @njamba
      @njamba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its the NY/Joisey accent

    • @yodaone5764
      @yodaone5764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like jewish than italian..I had a girlfriend like her for a couple of years..she was beautiful half italian and jewish. Just perfect combo!!

  • @m.a.3322
    @m.a.3322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Damn, she's hilarious & beautiful! I'm sure she has a great career ahead of her 😊

  • @Khurr
    @Khurr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn her voice is real lmaooo...funny too

  • @pineapplexpresso
    @pineapplexpresso 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    my mother😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

  • @dustinlilly2561
    @dustinlilly2561 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’d watch that hole thing for an eternity

  • @rctecopyright
    @rctecopyright 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I didn't learn about ass watch until like Sophomore year of high school

  • @tonymarshall3978
    @tonymarshall3978 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    My middle school self has been called out

  • @malaikamiteo
    @malaikamiteo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like her. She's funny