I'm probably going to get so much hate for saying this, but.....when a man asks a woman where something is in their home, that's his polite way of saying: "Where did you put it?"
@@bbtank3000 my mother keeps everything in the same place and my dad STILL ASKS where things are and she responds with "IN ITS USUAL PLACE, Did you look there" and he does "nope!"
A woman doing fuerratio jokes in her standing act is disrespecting one of the greatest acting talent of all time. That’s the sad part. The funny part is that the comedienne looks plain and ordinary yet she has no idea. Neither do you.
@@tizmon God, you're dumb. Bates knows what kind of women make it big in Hollywood, she's not dumb about her own image vs the majority of actresses who can fit inside a shoebox, especially in the 90s. She's amazing without your ass self trying to white knight the obvious and then you attack the comedians for being unattractive? Everyone involved knows what they look like without you being all high and mighty.
My mother used to move my father's stuff all the time - in his house and my mother would forget where she moved his belongings because she did so frequently. He would always just buy it again or borrow it from someone else which made my mother angry and say "you have a million of those already!" My father's response to that was always "where?" and that would be the end of the conversation because dear old mom couldn't give him a straight answer.
Fucking yes! I do this sometimes with my flatmates. You're busy with EVERY fork in your room? Guess you'll have to keep them there once you're done with them because I've just filled the draw with new shit!
You know what makes this the perfect set? You have to know Tom Segura and His mannerisms. She nailed his impersonations and I think she picked up some of his delivery styles also. She is great.
I believe Christina was a comic before Tom lol. He mastered the craft and she learned from it instead of being resentful to Tom. Which is why they are the perfect comedian couple. They are both alphas. In their craft and in their upbringing. Tom talks about how he would kill a man easily and Christina talks about how she hoed her way through the streets of LA for a decade. Lmao, perfect couple.
@Anon E. Too bad we didn't get to actually hear any of that in this video clip. EDIT: I had to look her up to see she was married to Tom Segura. I had no idea and no i couldn't tell that she was married to him by her jokes.
Christina, Tracy Morgan and Tom Segura should have a “gag off” and a panel of judges determine who’s got the most passionate, nastiest, most realistic gagging sound.
Honestly, I ask my wife about where things are.... you know why? Because she puts stuff in places it is not usually meant to be. So every day is adventure in finding thing that are not where they usually are.
THANK YOU!! And when they forget where they put something they insist you moved it like “think about it for a minute, why would I move your curling iron??”
“Babe where’s your credit card?” “In my wallet” “Where’s your wallet?” “In my purse.” “…….where’s your purse” “In the bedroom” Looks and looks and looks. “Babe where’s your purse.” “Oh it’s in the car”
I guess Christina has gained enough attention and accolades that she cant technically be referred to as underrated, but I'd say she's still not rated as highly as she deserves.
Jason Beary alright, but how do you get those woven leather belts? Lord & Taylor, JCPenny’s, etc. all have had their malls closed and abandoned for at least a decade...
He asks you because you are the person that ordered the house and put everything in its place ( your idea of a good place) So he genuinely has no idea where anything is 😹
Exactly. When I use something, I put it back where I found it. Women seem to try to find "new" and "interesting" places to relocate things......but they don't tell anyone else where it is. Only speaking for myself but daily scavenger hunts aren't my idea of a good time.
OMFG this was my first thought. She’s constantly reorganizing every inch of every room every four days. “The key hook thing was to the left of the door when I went to sleep. Where tf did this b decide to feng shui it off to in the middle of the night- and does it even have my keys on it anymore or is it holding onto her bracelets or a dried rose and she put my keys in the bathroom or on top of the microwave again “so they’d be easier for me to find”. Triggered.
Maybe the reason he always asks is because Women, at least all the ones I have known, won't leave their fu#%in' hands off our shit inside Our Fukn Houses!
Our things are in the same spot for 2 fucking years and my husband still asks me where basic shit is. When my husband asks me where something is, he's really asking "Can you go get this for me?" Some people just don't want to get shit themselves.
Man this is hilariously true. The weird part is my girlfriend acts like her husband so I’m always the one saying in my head, “mf look for the shit yourself, you got eyes!!”
@@OhShit186 her comedy is hit and miss. Sometimes her perspective on things seems like a fish out of water. Like a suburban chick who gets mesmerized by anything outside of her bubble.
@Dude Man "babies wrecked her." is a nice thing to say about a woman who is still recovering from the last time she grew a human inside of her and delivered it. men are truly insufferable
Nah it’s not really the same. Being rich doesn’t really sexualize men unless you’re a gold digger. her point was the pressure to maintain hotness while being called those names. There are some ugly ass rich dudes out there.
@@fluffyclouds555 right but money makes the ugliest dude sexy .. he doesn't have to maintain.. seriously have u checked what rich mens girlfriends and wife's look like?!
Her: There's no such thing as a dilf. Me: Tell that to any woman who's watched Lost In Space. There's some ladies out there thirsting after John Robinson.
Funny, but I agree with the other dudes. The other day I asked my wife where my belt was. Oh...it’s in the underwear drawer. Ya that’s where guys put their belts. In with the socks and underwear. Wonder why I was confused 🤷🏾♂️
@@AC-qo8oq Lol, we both do laundry depending on who has time. When I do her clothes, I separate them and neatly lay them on the bed for her so she can put things where she likes them. When she does the laundry, she puts everything up so I just get home and clothes/accessories are put away. I appreciate it, but that's what causes the confusion.
My daughters mother will come into my house and start moving shit around. She think's she's putting stuff away, but that stuff is exactly where I want it to be because I know that's where I left it. Women will still wonder why we get frustrated with them when it comes to finding stuff.
Good to hear parents with this type of relationship. I’m assuming you too are cordial if you allow her to come into your home and do stuff like that. I’m also sure that type of healthy relationship between to split parents is extremely beneficial to the kid(s)
I bought the four of us metal straws so the kids wouldn't chew them up. One day I found them in THREE different places. I told her to pick a spot and leave them there but tell me where. Couple days later, they're in a different freaking spot...she wonders why I get so frustrated with her.
@@lokei1326 They have no ability to put things in the same place because they are not logical thinkers. I come in the house and may have to go back out to the car to leave my sunglasses in there or double back to place my keys on the hook where we keep them. Women do not do this. They toss everything down wherever they happen to be, trusting that they will somehow remember, this time, where they have strewn their belongings. Men know that it will take less energy and stress to put things where they belong in the first place and that they will always save time because they don't have to find their things when heading out the door.
My Dad: Why aren't the sock where they usually are? Why are you always moving stuff? My mom: *walks to the basket of socks and pulls out a pair for my dad* My dad: oh... Thanks honey
Pro tip: when asked where something is just sweetly say "I don't know, my love" and immediately go back to whatever it is you're doing. Soon it becomes clear that you're not the knower of item locations and the questions stop. You know you've succeeded when you start being randomly told where things are. Aggressively resist the urge to say "I know".
@@oldscoolest silly! If he asks for it more than once I never. ever. ever. touch. it. again. I haven't even looked at his socks since the second week we were married. It only works if you long game it and I'm playing to win.
Queen Mommy is looking great. I was waiting for the show she would put on after the baby mommies were born. Haha befor she said it I thought well as long as they're HIGH AND TIGHT lol
@@negativeindustrial I know it's old "part of the joke" guess it was like a roof...right over your head. Nonetheless even after her second kid Queen Mommy is looking great....asshole...
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The fact that she’s talking about Tom segura in this makes it so much better
You can clearly see who is the true homicidal person😂. Prayers for Tom🙏.
I didnt know this
Who is Tom Segura?
Good for him. She looks like fun.
@@hhmking6852 Someone who's not as fat as Bert Kreischer
We ask where stuff is BECAUSE YOU KEEP MOVING IT!
YES!!!!
Exactly!
😂😂😂
Have you tried looking?
Exactly. If I left it in the drawer and you put it somewhere else, then don't complain when I ask questions.
"You better mean it because They'll come lookin for payment quick"
Real.
Jay Wolfe so true
i wouldn't doubt it neither
For real. It's my oral and I want it NOWWWW
Lmao had a friend tell me she will give me a nice quick suck if i paid her $100 ticket that she got
@@Eugenepanels did you pay it lol
I’m never going to be able to order six piece McNuggets again without laughing out loud.
Only if chicken nuggets were that magical.
I'm never going to be able to order a six piece nuggets without getting horny..
Right, for some reason i couldn't hold my laughter in after that
I'm probably going to get so much hate for saying this, but.....when a man asks a woman where something is in their home, that's his polite way of saying: "Where did you put it?"
Totally agree
Even if it wasn't moved in the first place?
@@AO-wg9ne If we're asking, then it was moved :)
@@bbtank3000 my mother keeps everything in the same place and my dad STILL ASKS where things are and she responds with "IN ITS USUAL PLACE, Did you look there" and he does "nope!"
Use your eyes
"Mother fucker everything we have is OUT!" Lmfao so true
This being Tom segura’s wife has to make them the funniest couple I’ve seen.
Check out there podcast YMH
@@bentchristiansen8795 theyer'er***
@@zooobaaa9314 its theryeir
@@jonmy357 ohh mb
Hold up... wait a minute.... som'n ain't right.... this is Tom Segura's wife😲
"Kathy Bates is an amazing actress because she kinda has to be" in this context is one of the funniest stand up jokes I've ever heard.
I'm out of the loop, what's the context?
A woman doing fuerratio jokes in her standing act is disrespecting one of the greatest acting talent of all time. That’s the sad part. The funny part is that the comedienne looks plain and ordinary yet she has no idea. Neither do you.
@@tizmon oh ffs 🙄
@@tizmon Damn dude, you must be part of the Cool Guys Club!
@@tizmon God, you're dumb. Bates knows what kind of women make it big in Hollywood, she's not dumb about her own image vs the majority of actresses who can fit inside a shoebox, especially in the 90s. She's amazing without your ass self trying to white knight the obvious and then you attack the comedians for being unattractive? Everyone involved knows what they look like without you being all high and mighty.
My mother used to move my father's stuff all the time - in his house and my mother would forget where she moved his belongings because she did so frequently. He would always just buy it again or borrow it from someone else which made my mother angry and say "you have a million of those already!" My father's response to that was always "where?" and that would be the end of the conversation because dear old mom couldn't give him a straight answer.
Fucking yes! I do this sometimes with my flatmates. You're busy with EVERY fork in your room? Guess you'll have to keep them there once you're done with them because I've just filled the draw with new shit!
Love it! Your mom was cool for organizing his stuff, your dad was awesome for not letting it get to him. That's love
That goes on with me now, I am repairing the door and the drill will vanish🤣🤣
Your mom sounds horrible. Is she at least hot?
@Pikkon89 do we have the same parents? This is my mother to a tee. 😂
If she's my wife and gags like that I would clean the whole house...and do the windows as well.
The realest comment.
Don’t make promises you can’t keep lol
you’re lame
@@Xc662_ don't shame his fetish, you prude
My flat is a mess. I get that for free. Its a numbers game.
Impeccable timing. Great facial expressions and body language. A joy to watch, multiple times!
You know what makes this the perfect set? You have to know Tom Segura and His mannerisms. She nailed his impersonations and I think she picked up some of his delivery styles also. She is great.
I believe Christina was a comic before Tom lol. He mastered the craft and she learned from it instead of being resentful to Tom. Which is why they are the perfect comedian couple. They are both alphas. In their craft and in their upbringing. Tom talks about how he would kill a man easily and Christina talks about how she hoed her way through the streets of LA for a decade. Lmao, perfect couple.
Thus, yet again, only a man can make a female comic actually funny.
She didn't even do anything like tom. Where dod she imitate tom. Tf
@Anon E. Too bad we didn't get to actually hear any of that in this video clip. EDIT: I had to look her up to see she was married to Tom Segura. I had no idea and no i couldn't tell that she was married to him by her jokes.
"Honeymoon blow job? No They took that off the menu yesterday"
...
"Sick of men cheating"
Hypocrisy.
“They’ll come looking for payment quick” I felt that on so many levels I know my husband will 🤣🤣🤣
almost like a hooker.
The sound effects tell me she knows what shes doing
Lmfao! I know! I was losing it thinkin’ ermergerd sounds too real!
Lucky husband.
Yea she’s a pro
Head hair is already tied too
😅😅😅😅
What's the difference between a wife and a job? After ten years a job still sucks.
No doubt !!!😂
Make that three. So switch every three years.
Ok, I'm a woman & I personally find this hilarious... 😂
And unfortunately for my husband, accurate. 👌
Which is why more men are not getting married, lol.
@@williammizerak305 they brought it on themselves.
"Everything we own , is out" I love the acting there . its so entertaining . the hand gesture is lit
The hand gesture is "lit"? What does that mean?
@@bufordteejustice1119 it means it was delightfully appropriate
@@lowkeylokii4205 thank you for clearing that up. I appreciate it.
Christina, Tracy Morgan and Tom Segura should have a “gag off” and a panel of judges determine who’s got the most passionate, nastiest, most realistic gagging sound.
Make Simon a judge and we have a new hit show.
Honestly, I ask my wife about where things are.... you know why? Because she puts stuff in places it is not usually meant to be. So every day is adventure in finding thing that are not where they usually are.
you and every other guy in history!
Are you talking about cucumbers here?
Same here
She is really beautiful
THANK YOU!! And when they forget where they put something they insist you moved it like “think about it for a minute, why would I move your curling iron??”
"Is that a brown braided belt?"
*Alert. Alert. We are now under attack. Alert. Alert.*
🤔🤔🤔🤔💙💙💙🙏🙏🙏
ha! it's theoboii
@@ThashMose ...Ho...Holy shit. You found ME at random? Someone actually found me on purpose??!!
@@Theomite following a quest of many moons thou art finally found!
@@ThashMose Wow. ...Kinda...kinda wish I'd had a bottle of champagne in the fridge for the occasion but this Gatorade will have to do.
Getting stuff sucked makes me want to do the dishes.
Fair enough!
Reversed... Nice
"Yeah, the sound of a Hoover vacuum" hausfraus' voice
😂😂😂😂😂
"6 piece Mc Nuggets??! UAUAOAAUOAUUOA " LMFAO.
“There’s no such thing as a dilf”
“You’d be surprised”
Like Chris Hemsworth for one
Chris Heria is another
Hey, don't forget me!😉
@@Doomthinkingman he has kids😦
@@AO-wg9ne isn't that the requirement?
BJ's off the table. I had to pause while my wife and I laughed for 5 minutes. 20 years this June.
How'd you do it? we're pushing 9 and I want to throw her lol
so does that mean it’s off the table for you?
Jersey Boy 23 lol
5 minutes is enough time for a bj.
Who are these poor bastards that stay with women once they stop giving head? I'd be out immediately.
“Babe where’s your credit card?”
“In my wallet”
“Where’s your wallet?”
“In my purse.”
“…….where’s your purse”
“In the bedroom”
Looks and looks and looks.
“Babe where’s your purse.”
“Oh it’s in the car”
"Kathy Bates is an amazing actress... because she kinda has to be. "
okay, i lost it at this line :D
Christina P lookin bangin, Tom's a lucky dude
Simp
Is she Tom Segura's wife?
@@ketercognitohazard yes
It's interesting seeing her in this compared to her understandably low effort on the videos from the podcast.
@@talldude1412 she is a total smoke show in the this, she’s ok on the podcasts but damn is she hot here
I love the physical aspect of her standup, it's like a dance. A choreographed, judgmental dance.
🙄
"No not nana" had me on the floor😂😂😂
So what you're saying is...I should always be starting a new relationship?
Yes.
She answered the question of why we change the trophy every couple of months.
OBviously NOT speaking for ALL women!! 🙄 But, it SHOULD be recognized as a red flag AND a deal breaker 😉🤭
✌💙
Fuuuuuuuck! Now ya tell meh...
Welcome to PUA community.
Yes
I guess Christina has gained enough attention and accolades that she cant technically be referred to as underrated, but I'd say she's still not rated as highly as she deserves.
Saw her live leading up to the taping of this and she was incredible.
Hey, I'm wearing a leather woven belt and white New Balance....dammit!
Woah, I thought her joke was twenty years late. I haven’t seen woven belts or white NB’s in a long time. Where do you even get those?
Keynesian Economics FOOTLOCKER?! WTF?! HOW ARE THEY STILL AROUND?!
nvmnd- clearly they survive by dads scuffing and replacing their white NB’s.
Jason Beary alright, but how do you get those woven leather belts? Lord & Taylor, JCPenny’s, etc. all have had their malls closed and abandoned for at least a decade...
Keynesian Economics ohdass sexay
Yeah I wear a leather woven belt this hit right at home.
It took me till today to figure out she's married to tom segura and that makes this 1000× funnier
😮😮😮wait... WHAT??? 😮😮😮WHAT'D YOU SAY????? 🤣🤣🤣... unbelievably awesome NEWZ 2 ME❗❗❗🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your moms house podcast, yoire welcome. Remember, when you're coming up in May, don't be stingy and keep those jeans high and tight!
Why is it funnier because of who she is married to? What does that matter?
He asks you because you are the person that ordered the house and put everything in its place ( your idea of a good place) So he genuinely has no idea where anything is 😹
spot on
... And never paused to explain the logic of any of it ... Not once ...
To his credit Tom can dance, he's funny and he knows not to get on top during 69's.
Hahahaha
Gotta take bottom. Its a gentlemans move.
No no no! Eww.. 😂
s j yeah, have you not heard him talk about it?
THE 69’s WHAT
It is a more efficient use of time. Imagine searching for something you left in one place and someone decides to move it.
Exactly. When I use something, I put it back where I found it. Women seem to try to find "new" and "interesting" places to relocate things......but they don't tell anyone else where it is. Only speaking for myself but daily scavenger hunts aren't my idea of a good time.
@@tidefanyankee2428 it's in the handbook of "marriage: how to drive your husband to an early grave." That every bride gets on their wedding day.
OMFG this was my first thought. She’s constantly reorganizing every inch of every room every four days.
“The key hook thing was to the left of the door when I went to sleep. Where tf did this b decide to feng shui it off to in the middle of the night- and does it even have my keys on it anymore or is it holding onto her bracelets or a dried rose and she put my keys in the bathroom or on top of the microwave again “so they’d be easier for me to find”.
Triggered.
@@mattmatthews5414 The struggle is real......
Maybe the reason he always asks is because Women, at least all the ones I have known, won't leave their fu#%in' hands off our shit inside Our Fukn Houses!
"No, not Nana" 😊😂 Hilarious 😂
Why? because once you get married nothing is ever where you left it...lol...
Lol
This.
Amen, testify brother......
Every God damn time.
So true
When she said “he had the nerve to ask me wHeRe StUFF wAs” it reminded me of Sebastian Manisalco lmao
She was definitely channeling Sebastian there
He's asking you where things are because you keep moving it.
That’s what I say every Time she asks why I ask where something is 😂
YES! THANK YOU!
Our things are in the same spot for 2 fucking years and my husband still asks me where basic shit is. When my husband asks me where something is, he's really asking "Can you go get this for me?" Some people just don't want to get shit themselves.
@@panicwithcompulsion Like when a wife says "I'm cold" meaning go fetch me a blanket?
@@flamenmartialis6839 How many wives have you had that you can generalize wives like that with such confidence?
I see this in my feed every once in a while and I always immediately go do the dishes, just in case.
"...They'll come looking for payment quick" lol
I think im in luv!!
💯
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way home
😂😂😂
Credit to Henny Youngman
I know what you mean, how am I supposed to trust mine when she runs each time I untie her.
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie
My wife said take me somewhere I’ve never been before, I said try the kitchen
I laughed alot. Being a Dad myself, I had to chuckle because she was almost describing everything I was wearing while I was watching the video! 😂
Man this is hilariously true. The weird part is my girlfriend acts like her husband so I’m always the one saying in my head, “mf look for the shit yourself, you got eyes!!”
Lol true
Dude, your girlfriend has a husband?
Watch your back, man. 🙂
@@owenjames3366 lol acts like Christina P husband......😑😑
that did my ex too lol
i called her Elk cuz she farts and burps so loud
"she " didnt find it funy while having to laugh and hikkup at same time
@@owenjames3366 dammit! You beat me to it!
this is an amazing crowd, theyre literally laughing at every sentance
Drinks.
Comedy is also just better in person. Fuck covid
@@Webfactor8 🖕Covid is RIGHT! Even in the comfort of my own livingroom, she made me giggle the whole tiiiiime tho 🤭
Just in case you are not being sarcastic, all comedy shows use fake laugh tracks.
tbh any crowd for a special is gonna be good because it’s gonna be mostly their dedicated fans
I have no idea how old this woman is but I’m insanely attracted to her
She’s 44 years old
@Robert The Hunter you couldn't be more right man 🤜🤛
She looks like almost retired. Simp🤮
@Robert The Hunter um it’s called COMEDY dude
Wit and intelligence are very sexy
Actually DILF is a thing... and so is "silver fox"...
So is a DILK.
It exists, but it isn't really a thing. Just ask pornhub.
Silver is the new black. And it's not grey hair, it's called wisdom highlights.
"Dog i'd like to film" for ad money
For women its silver vixen
GILF no not butterscotch nana, she’s freaking hilarious 😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
She's so damn underrated.
Way better than iliza scheslinger and her goat noises
ABSOLUTELY!!!🤣🤣🤣... just discovered her and am dying, dying... DYING!!!
🤣🤣👉CLEVERLY, BRUTALLY FUNNIE FUNNIE FUUUUNNNNNIIEEEE!!!!!!!!
@@kimberlydavis571 you good kim?
I disagree. Tom carries her and she owes him for her success.
@@OhShit186 her comedy is hit and miss. Sometimes her perspective on things seems like a fish out of water. Like a suburban chick who gets mesmerized by anything outside of her bubble.
"Kathy Bates is an amazing actress because she kinda has to be" lmfao
When you are a dad, it isnt about your jeans. It's about your wallet
Ha ha ha. She’s so mean. Dad jokes have officially backfired. 😂😂
Can't believe I have never seen her. Tom is a lucky man she is funny af!
Her "horny for dad" skit is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen 😂 the sarcasm is so unreal, I love it so much.
"they don't call you animal names"
Silver fox.
Bear. Otter. Cub. Wolf. Lion. Chicken. Chicken hawk.
Seriously has she never met a gay?
Litterally my first thought lol.
And dilf is a thing
@@cairneoleander1061 I know. DILF'S are everywhere!!!!!!!
Only early George Clooney is a silver fox. Present day George Clooney? Not so much.
This woman has aged like fine wine ....
I've only seen her on their podcast where she is super casual in a hoody and stuff. Didn't know she looks like this when she makes an effort :D
She gorgeous
She is more cultured buttermilk than wine.
Haha exactly… She looks like an older white lady too me nothing more nothing less
not spewing vulgar words like that out of her mouth. big dislike from me. hitting below the belt and waistline does not equal comedic valueA
"You know Kathy Bates is an amazing actress cause she kind of has to be" 💀
Well hot actresses are divorced and single too. Must not matter.
BRUTALLY HILARIOUS🤣🤣🤣
Every old dad has does have New Balance tennis shoes, I laughed so hard.
New Balance is an orthopedic shoe brand and old men's bodies are F'd up.
Team Genie sounds like she hit a nerve lol
Zechariah Cifuentes Yeah, a man’s life is manual labor and the body breaks down. Show some respect.
She hit 3 out of my four. I don't have the rope on my glasses. But I traded it up for a bright red fanny pack though.
And apparently they are VERY fragile about it when somebody brings it up 🤣
Okay I think both Christina and Tom are just getting hotter with age
She after married : Who's the sucker now hahaha.
Watching her and her husband’s stand-up you can tell they both write for each other.
Tom married way above his paygrade lol
He knows 😂
LOL
I think she’s beautiful. Always have. Something about her.
Sup Russell
😂😂
Cristina P is such a fucking good comic! Watching her now kind of makes me feel that she’s inspiration for Taylor Tomlinson
man, she looks fantastic in this special.
When she started talking about how the dad's dress I'm over here like "fuck off I'm 19 and I do that"
She's beautiful. Like really pretty
The last minute got me going.
Cool story bro
Might wanna work on the pickup game sir...Hope un your personal life your game is stronger then that
@@zacharyhickerson5391 I don't use pickup game, I use charisma. And if she rejects I move to the next.
@@alohacoach8002 you right!...can't be afraid of the "no's" or you'll never get where you wanna go
No joke, this is the first video I've seen where she ISN'T super pregnant.
I’m guessing you aren’t old enough to remember her from 1998 mtv road rules
@Dude Man Orrr, the hotness got her those babies.
@Dude Man "babies wrecked her." is a nice thing to say about a woman who is still recovering from the last time she grew a human inside of her and delivered it. men are truly insufferable
@Dude Man you're probably right, men aren't capable of watching their own children for one night.
@@iceandsteamproductions9511 I love how you whine about generalizing women is wrong - and then you _immediately_ turn around and generalize men. Lmao
oh my god she is just as explicit as her husband its amazing
"6 piece mcnuggets" - hilarious
"No, not nana" 😂
I watched this special before I knew her and Tom were married and I gotta say.... it’s WAY BETTER knowing that concept 😂 she’s great
"6-piece mcnuggets? OAGHOUAOUGHAOUGH" classic
suddenly, I no longer feel any lonely and my whole like makes much more sense now thank you for this.
Dude she is amazing. I’m gonna go down a rabbit hole of watching her sets
When she said "I'm the pack leader" I thought of Eric Cartman.
Who got it from Ceasar Milan
I thought she was Tom’s mom.
'And then you get married' 😄😄😄
Just saw this one today:
There is a parallel for a cougar/milf for a guy - it's called "rich".
True
I always thought it was “daddy”
Nah it’s not really the same. Being rich doesn’t really sexualize men unless you’re a gold digger. her point was the pressure to maintain hotness while being called those names. There are some ugly ass rich dudes out there.
@@fluffyclouds555 right but money makes the ugliest dude sexy .. he doesn't have to maintain.. seriously have u checked what rich mens girlfriends and wife's look like?!
🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏made me laugh so hard....Thankyou
Her: There's no such thing as a dilf.
Me: Tell that to any woman who's watched Lost In Space. There's some ladies out there thirsting after John Robinson.
"I'm outta the system....No you aint!"
5:53 - that foot twirl killed me! xD
Funny, but I agree with the other dudes. The other day I asked my wife where my belt was. Oh...it’s in the underwear drawer. Ya that’s where guys put their belts. In with the socks and underwear. Wonder why I was confused 🤷🏾♂️
underwear with belts.. that could be some kind of sex-related drawer
Kenny Johnson you could put up your own belt, then you’d always know where they are.
@@AC-qo8oq its hard to do that when she just moves it 😂😂
@@xealit That's funny!
@@AC-qo8oq Lol, we both do laundry depending on who has time. When I do her clothes, I separate them and neatly lay them on the bed for her so she can put things where she likes them.
When she does the laundry, she puts everything up so I just get home and clothes/accessories are put away. I appreciate it, but that's what causes the confusion.
she's got a Roseanne quality to her
She says Roseanne is one of her biggest influences.
@@nkyryry yea i hear it. She could play her in a movie
Way hotter though
He can't find it because nothing is where he'd put it.
So why not ask the person who "organized the Tupperware" in 9 separate cabinets by color.
you just had to correct a comedy act =)
Truth
Facts.
@@peterocky1953 life's a joke.
I like how Tom Segura’s timing is impeccable. That’s all.
My daughters mother will come into my house and start moving shit around.
She think's she's putting stuff away, but that stuff is exactly where I want it to be because I know that's where I left it.
Women will still wonder why we get frustrated with them when it comes to finding stuff.
Mister Bear you better put her in her place
Good to hear parents with this type of relationship. I’m assuming you too are cordial if you allow her to come into your home and do stuff like that. I’m also sure that type of healthy relationship between to split parents is extremely beneficial to the kid(s)
I bought the four of us metal straws so the kids wouldn't chew them up. One day I found them in THREE different places. I told her to pick a spot and leave them there but tell me where. Couple days later, they're in a different freaking spot...she wonders why I get so frustrated with her.
@@lokei1326 They have no ability to put things in the same place because they are not logical thinkers. I come in the house and may have to go back out to the car to leave my sunglasses in there or double back to place my keys on the hook where we keep them. Women do not do this. They toss everything down wherever they happen to be, trusting that they will somehow remember, this time, where they have strewn their belongings. Men know that it will take less energy and stress to put things where they belong in the first place and that they will always save time because they don't have to find their things when heading out the door.
My wife moved my stuff to my girlfriends house..
this woman knew how things work, especially in marriage, salute
The Dad bit had me giggling like a three year old.🤣
My Dad: Why aren't the sock where they usually are? Why are you always moving stuff?
My mom: *walks to the basket of socks and pulls out a pair for my dad*
My dad: oh... Thanks honey
nah dilfs are an whole-ass thing there's a dating sim of exclusively dads
Omg yeah. Dream Daddy XD But like. It's gay dads. LMAO
@@tisstrinity7295 doesn't seem to bother players xD
@@assassintwinat8 Yup! It's great LOL
Gotta say when she smiles she is gorgeous, holy shit
Simp
Planet of the simps.
Simpanzee 5000
she's beautiful, yup!
Pro tip: when asked where something is just sweetly say "I don't know, my love" and immediately go back to whatever it is you're doing. Soon it becomes clear that you're not the knower of item locations and the questions stop. You know you've succeeded when you start being randomly told where things are. Aggressively resist the urge to say "I know".
Stop moving his shit and he won’t be asking you where it is anymore
@@oldscoolest silly! If he asks for it more than once I never. ever. ever. touch. it. again. I haven't even looked at his socks since the second week we were married. It only works if you long game it and I'm playing to win.
@@oldscoolest Anyone with this as their comeback has never been in an actual relationship.
She described the classic 1980s/1990s dad. I would add tucked in plaid, chequered, and tartan flannelette shirts as well 😌
Queen Mommy is looking great. I was waiting for the show she would put on after the baby mommies were born. Haha befor she said it I thought well as long as they're HIGH AND TIGHT lol
This is old. She doesn’t look anywhere near this good now.
@@negativeindustrial I know it's old "part of the joke" guess it was like a roof...right over your head. Nonetheless even after her second kid Queen Mommy is looking great....asshole...
Shes lost so much weight didn't even know it was her at first glance
This is before she popped out those little Rugrats.
@The Genetic Freakzilla Scott Steiner she still looks great
Lmfao! This needs to be top comment
She's a hottie
@@damonmiller8118 meh...
3:10 after the car door. That Ric Flair Wooo. Means something 😆🤣
I know now I'm NOT Missing A Thing
by Staying Single.
.
Yes you are. All the nagging.
Like it's your choice
Shes funny as hell. Her and Tom are the perfect comedy couple.
Don’t forget about the fact you have to agree all the time to avoid an argument for just having a separate opinion.
Omg so true
😁Im guilty of asking my wife where my keys are... or wallet....totally get it. My wife has the UGHHH moments.