Recapping The Florida Panthers Winning Their First Stanley Cup | 6/25/24
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 มิ.ย. 2024
- Guest host Ross Tucker and the Danettes recap game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final where the Florida Panthers defeated the Edmonton Oilers 2-1 to capture their first Stanley Cup in franchise history
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32 Excuses . . .
1. Jennifer didn't text me good luck before the game.
2. Draisatl had an ouchie.
3. Fuhr wasn't available.
4. There were no empty nets to shoot at.
5. Marek and Friedman raved so much about me, they made me nervous.
6. My personality transplant surgery was delayed, created extreme emotional stress.
7. I was in front of the net for the final 10 seconds, but the puck was in the corner.
8. Ekblad and Forsling refused to cooperate.
9. The refs called the game by the rulebook, expected more help.
10. Janmark didn't carry me, scored only one goal.
11. Was told Knight would be in goal, wasn't prepared for Bob.
12. Jennifer didn't text me good luck after the first period.
13. Tkachuk looked mean at me, hurt my feelings
14. McLeod let me down.
15 Ryan left me down.
16. Foegele really let me down.
17. Kulak really, really let me down.
18. Spent way too much time at The Cleveland the night before . . .
19. Then the ghost of the Great One haunted me when I got back to the hotel, couldn't sleep.
20. Hey, I knew Bettman would gift me the Conn Smythe no matter what, so I didn't need another dumb trophy.
21. Forgot to take my daily testosterone pills.
22. Physical contact was allowed in Game 7. Who knew?
23. Where the hell was Hyman, anyway?
24. Coach Knoblauch didn't kiss my ass enough.
25. Didn't know where I was -- too many Oilers fans in the building.
26. Nurse skated in mush, contract too heavy.
27. Some people are scared of the dark. I'm afraid of big moments.
28. Perry didn't do something incredibly stupid, shocked the heck out of me.
29. Maurice wouldn't put out his fourth line against mine.
30. Kane wasn't physically able.
31. Jennifer didn't text me good luck after the second period.
32. Is it possible that I'm not as good as most fans and media think I am?
I appreciate Americans trying to talk about hockey, its the greatest sport in the world, but this sounds like my wife trying to talk hockey lol
As an American, that is funny because it's true! 🤣🤣
Man Dan is missed
Is the hockey season 11 1/2 months out of the year ?
Would be amazing if it was
I wish
no but the have no business playing this late in June. The playoffs should be over the first week of June at the latest
Lol man you really miss Dan Patrick here eh?
Recap on Conor Mcdavid,is more like it!
🎉🎉🎉
ESPN was HORRIBLE
Gimme a break. You gatekeepers said the Panthers fans didn’t deserve to win the Cup. EAT IT. Florida Panthers are Stanley Cup Champions 🐀🐀🐀
OMG! Please don't let these guys cover hockey. This is the worst commentary on hockey I've ever heard.
better than nothing at all.