Completely Pointless Life Hacks
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- Today's topic: life hacks. At best, they're mildly helpful; at worst, they're dangerous and a colossal waste of time. Guess which ones I talk about in this video?
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Life hack: change the time in your phone so you can sleep longer
Did not work. Got fired for being late the whole week
sHmORt
lifehack: don't sleep
Counter-hack: disable time completely then never wake up! 😃 I did this a couple months ago and I’m still asleep! It works wonders.
@@arthurthemikyu1586 hello i just woke up
I like how in the beginning when he was yelling at his wife you can tell he doesn't want to yell at her and his voice is still pretty low, that was cute
Being angrily soft
Like, I'm sorry I have to do this
Damn girl, someday I’m gonna softly yell at you for a video even though I don’t want to cuz I love you so much.
Bob DaBuilder smooth bruh 👌🏻💯
Bob DaBuilder 🤣😂🤣😂🎯
@@bobdabuilder4989 r
Life hack: Don’t die so you can live more
Josh w nah i don’t think that works
Holy shit i never knew this!!!??? 🙌🏻😫😭😃😋😼😚😟😛😏🤨🤯😋😋😼😃😃😋🤩🤩😃☠️😻🥰😃☠️🥰
Duh! LIFE hack.
how have I never thought of that!
Ahh thanks, now I know what I was doing wrong
when i was in high school i memorized my own system of hieroglyphs which i would write on my arm to cheat, instead of just studying
Oh, or just use Old World runes. I was going to do that until I decided, "eh, too much effort for me."
And yet that probably took as much effort as memorizing the facts you needed to know for the test
i should do this
@@ninjaturtlefan2003 op learned objectively better shit
I write things in ender 😃
"We're not even married!!"
Oh we love watching older videos and being confused
I swear I’d seen all of Drew’s videos. Then I found this
Lmao ikr.
2k likes.
2 comments.
*It's beautiful* :')
@@strawberrypencl aye you ruined it tho, self defeating sentiment there hence why your the only one whos liked the comment
@@Lunarfox lmao guess i should've made a joke about that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
haven't liked my own comment tho, i can do it myself if you want proof? have a good one my guy
Drew was too busy making fun of the math life hack that he didn’t even notice that the WiteOut was actually toothpaste.
so then it’d be like white out except it just... wouldn’t work.
Ikr
That's why it was weirdly chunky and not covering up anything
Great! Next time I'm doing a maths test in pen and I write the wrong answer, I'll just use the toothpaste I have in my pocket!
i thought it was white paint, which would also work better than toothpaste
Step 1:
*make* *a* *fucking* *mess*
Step 3: Profit ?
Step 4: fuck, i lost money
Step 6:
Become jesus
Step 8: take the wheel
ayoub dadouche step 9: Smash your skull on the dashboard because you forgot you can't drive.
"That's just whiteout" Actually, unfortunately, it's toothpaste, Drew
Most these life hacks require hot glue for some reason. Its gonna be hard to feel like I "hacked life" when I have to stop by the craft store once a month
Ryan Parker it's a conspiracy all of the channels are owned by craft stores with the aim to sell hot glue
William Mcmeekin I'd believe it
Ryan Parker life hack: but 10000 gluesticks and glue them together so you never have to worry about being out of gluesticks
Ryan Parker wait for a hot glue life hack😂😂😂😂
Buy glue sticks and melt them down to make your own glue sticks. Life hack!
The condom on the phone is for virus protection
If only we took your advice...
This hits different now
aged like wine
literally not z you’ve got problems if you’re analyzing people from their youtube profile pics lmao. what an asshole
How did you see into the future
my boyfriend and I yell "BABE WHERE ARE MY LIFE HACKS?" at each other almost daily
our mutual love for for Drew was one of the first things we realized we had in common
Jada Bruer that’s so sweet omg
#relashinshipgoalsbecauseIamtrendyandcandohashtags/poundsign
#GOALS
Jada Bruer that’s so cute
Kit Warrior4life same, but unironically
The fact that Drew spent 2 minutes on an intro for a fairly simply joke to stretch the video to 10 minutes is a proper life hack
Is this a compliment or a complaint?
@@Markeplier23 yes
@@Markeplier23 I don't know if it's still applicable, but at the time this video was uploaded, TH-cam would prioritise videos above ten minutes, because you could get more advertising. So a lot of the big TH-camrs would simply either fill the video with boring nonsense, like Jake Paul, or simply end the video on a freeze frame or another image until the video got over the ten minute mark.
If you want to try and get to ten minutes, using the extra time for a skit is clever and not insulting like those guys.
*Do you smell that?*
*I think it's a life hack...*
I think its drew...cuz he looks like he smells bad
crayolaukulele i tought it where his hands
crayolaukulele more like belongs in the trash
crayolaukulele *proceeds to engage life hack involving hearing*
r you sure it's not just drew
Drew’s proximity to the toilet at the start makes me uncomfortable
Yeah same... Im only that close when im cleaning it😶
PLAGUE 8163 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@unHolyEvelyn this is why doctors always tell you not to shake hands with men none of them wash their hands ever 😔
agreed
Lol I hated how his hands and arms were all over it
Started watching this video before bed last night and dreamed that I was back in gradeschool getting bullied by girls who all had the orange-with-a-bottle-cap from the first lifehack.
You'll be hearing from my lawyer Drew.
I hate not knowing how long my toaster is.
ME TOO!!!
Now that I have watched this video I actually do want to know how long my toaster ngl
I dont recommend measuring. Ignorance is bliss, young grasshopper. I too once wanted to know how long my toaster was and I will never look at life the same. It will mess you up for life. Some things are better left unmeasured.
Danny Madison I want a toaster to measure
I know, right?!
"I taped the tape measure to the toaster so we'd always know how long the toaster is"
I'm dead
C-Rock C-Hawk ur ded?
Martin Dew Yep.
April 20th, 1969 - August 2nd, 2017
if this is your actual birthday you're the dankest person alive
Teemo Main
I wish
Teemo Main
I wish.
I'm 15. I'm a 2001 guy.
“How to divorce before getting married”
Night Wolf isn’t that just breaking up? Lol
@@mafuyussparkles7161 no but actually yes
@@devynmalu it's something like that
I just changed this from 1.3k to 1.4k
I always prefer orange juice that has bits of hot glue in it
Life hack: Addicted to the internet? Gouge out your eyes!
With a spoon that is a very important step!!
I mean you can still use the internet even if you're blind.
Don't forget the hot glue gun
I'm not kidding If I could, I would actually do it
Some condoms have lube. So have fun cleaning your lubed up phone.
Not on the inside
They don't put lube on the inside, that would defeat the purpose since it would slip off easier. It's still dumb cause now your fingers and out of phone are all slippery now and there goes your phone on the floor.
I can’t like it bc it’s a 69 likes but I would
@@virginiawallace2671 u can like it now
Some condoms do have lube on the inside... I literally have some that say they're lubricated on the inside and outside.
“Drew, I don’t like your videos, and it seems like you smell bad” - Drew at the end of his own video
FINALLY! I was so tired of my phone getting people pregnant!!
@Sina Takyar ikr
it took a minute of thinking but i think the condom on the phone is for waterproofing. they tied off the end of it too like a balloon
@@twilightsparkle75 You can get a waterproof case for £7, a box of condoms will set you back £10 AND your phone will smell like a condom
@@ey7290 was just saying i think that was the intent
LMAOVDHDHSBXBBX
The "oh my little feet" will haunt my dreams for eternity
Same
then i can roll that shit
I heard drew say “guys” for the first time and was very shocked
Not sure if you’ll ever read this drew but after watching your video on acting and how you sometimes struggle with reaction shots and how impressed you are with those that nail them- I have to say I love your little eyebrow raise during your phone-extension life hack. That was so cash
“Why do we have so many tape measurers?”
the thing you told me to type
Santeri Karte HOW RUDE
Retro Games I'm sorry. I just felt like I had to speak my mind.
Santeri Karte suomi
minttu järvinen missä
And suddenly Finnish words!
There was legitimate anger in Drew's voice in some of these clips.
I swear that Drew’s comedy in some of his older videos has a palpable cynicism which isn’t present in his newer videos. It’s not necessarily a bad thing either way, it’s just something I notice now whenever I watch something of his that’s older where it applies.
Finally a solutions to the phone pregnancy epidemic
Drew, I don't like life hacks and they seem like they smell bad. Your videos on the other hand are really entertaining, and I'm so glad you've continued over here on TH-cam after the fall of vine.
666 likes :|
999 now
Daniel damn Daniel
1.3k
Just buy orange juice? We're not all made of that vine money
joseph adel uh yeah actually I think he is
whoah nice name
Will Lane but the other way costs more...
Or SQUEEZE A FUCKING ORANGE
"It's not that expensive" must feel good being a youtuber huh?
In some of his videos drew sounds like a kid who’s parents aren’t home so he’s going to say every curse word in the five minutes they’re gone
"Do you want one spoonful of orange juice and have fourteen minutes to kill?" Why yes thanks for asking my good sire. I happen to be in this magical thing called "quarantine" which causes insanity and compulsive boredom.
Lol, we're all there sadly
Get more juice by freezing it and then microwaving it, if you must use fresh
@@allisonavery7273 *sigh*
Im having a wonderful time....so fun
Yeah, I guess that's a perfectly reasonable reason to do that. You're just bored
Just realized that Drew is 5 minute crafts because he's the only youtuber on youtube
*5 minute crafts Drew CEO confirmed???*
honestly the lollipop one would be such a power move to do in public
Audrey Baxter AHAHAHAHA
Drill+corn=dominance
*ObViOUsly* the phone/condom life hack was to make sure your phone doesn't accidentally impregnate your computer, duh! God, Drew, catch up.
protection against those viruses
Dammit, I wish I knew that! Now my computer is pgrenant cause I didnt use this life hack :((((((((((
I disagree
Babylon's Mediocre Art 😂😂👍
Yeah man it was SoOoOoOo obvious
The measuring tape on the toaster killed me
Are you here from the other side?
It's Drew's ability to consistently surprise me that makes him one of my favourite humans of all time. You think you know where something is going and he comes up with something utterly ridiculous that shouldn't be funny and yet through the magic of Drew I find myself always amused and frustrated. That last one has nothing to do with Drew. My bedroom issues are my own. If I'd only said amused it wouldn't be accurate and if there's anything you know about me, there should be nothing, it's my dedication to accuracy. Now you know something which I'll need you to forget because reasons. I knew you'd understand.
“we’re not even married!!!”
wow how the times have changed
I'm not-
I don't-
Whar
Himara Gamage ?? heh
@Tye just how fast the night changes
@@himaragamage6400 huh
Gi hun
I'm new to this channel but that fucking intro was amazing. I would have subbed just for the intro but then there's an entire video after that. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
Justin Leo Yeah that intro was hilarious 😂😂😂😂
I had a mouth full of food and almost spit it out when you said “it goes straight to Runescape”.
"Drew, I don't like your videos, and you seem like you smell bad"..... Gosh this oakie makes me laugh! love these videos.
*Why do we have so many tape measurers?*
Because the life hacks told me to
Why is your icon a psychedelic dabbing Kermit? The world will never know
Your name is a fat mood-
*mom walks into room
*she sniffs
Mom:what’s that smell
Me: I’m watching drew gooden
Mom:okay normal
Mom your just jeoulus it's the Drew gooden boys
It's based off fight for your right to party by beastie boys
JJ DESTROYER 666 likes
Boom. Roasted.
I taped a ruler to my toaster so I would know how long until my toast was done.
Drew: and you're doing math in pen which no one ever does
My teacher on the first day of 8th grade math class: we don't use pencils in this class that's for elementary
Heavenn your teacher is crazy 😂😂😂
@@noahmcclay7600 he is
I did my math tests in 10th grade in like 5 different color pens, he hated it and I left the class because college pre calc sucks
same for my old highschool class 🙃🙃
College: pencil is fine, but I'm offering extra credit if you type it up in LaTeX
* cuts can in half and puts it back together *
"I don't think I'm doing this right.."
Oh my gosh 5 years later and I’m freaking cracking up
Short on cash? Here's an easy fix!
Take a dollar
Cut it in half
You now have 2 dollar
Crisperz ive been doing that for years dumn fuck
Michael Baird it’s dumb you dumb fuck
Then cut those in half now you have 4 dollars then again 8 and so on so forth
Llamasaurus Rex
You're the funniest person on youtube
Crisperz my cousin actually did this, like 4 years ago and I still remember it.
Gonna use that RuneScape one.
*insert thing he told us to say*
memeOries Wow congratulations on commenting something he said smh.
lovelps wow congratulations on going out of your way to comment that
My feet are so bored
Gotta go empty out a 2 liter soda bottle then fill it back up with water and roll my lil stinky feets on it.
Thank you for helping me with my feet boredom
You remind me of a less destructive Idubbbz, pretty chill too. Earned my sub.
Axvrilia and a less self harming idubbbz
Axvrilia or h3h3
Same here, I thought I was listening to idubbbz for a second.
A less edgy idubbbz. That's amazing
DICKHEAD e
I think drew looks like a decent smelling man
Do these life hacks even work? Uh yea I sure hope it does...
that's a pretty subtle reference
Legit one of my favourite vines ever HAHA
Yeah the vine was kinda made by drew gooden
I think we all knew! :)
I once cheated on my Spanish final in high school. The whole test was literally having to remember every verb in the language, how to use them and their definitions. It was very intensive, and it took me a few days to prepare my method of cheating. I wore a sweatshirt to the class (which I never did beforehand) and inside of it was ALL of the information that I needed for the test taped inside of my sweatshirt, so that whenever I needed an answer I could look inside of it. You would think that doing this looked kind of suspicious, but my teacher wanted all the kids decently separated to PREVENT any of them from cheating. I ended up being in a spot that was closer to one of the corners of the room, but it was also pretty far from her desk. I never ended up getting caught, and I almost had every answer correct. I still don't know how I got away with it to this day. Senora Ojeda, if you're somehow reading this I'm sorry lmfao.
Gf:we're not even married
Me: confused
Realises this was made in 2017
Okay
Same I was very confused
Yea
Saaaaaameee
Life hack: trying to play runescape but your keyboard is too cold for you little fingies? Just put your computer in the microwave, so it will get warm.
Dolan Thanks my dude, about to try it out right now!
Dolan
comma splice
Genius!
Wow honestly this worked so great! Thanks so much for the helpful life hack. Now I can use my exploded and burnt computer pieces to kill myself for being such an idiot.
No no no, the keyboard is enough, in fact, putting only the keyboard means more of the heat gets trapped in the keyboard, allowing for longer usage warm. The computer just takes away all the warmth
Drew, your videos are decent and you seem like you'd smell alright.
Well we all know he smells.
So don’t lie to him
@@teardropcipher7001 lol alright
Looks like someone didn’t watch the entire video.
@@DeV_DeVaughn I did tho.
Keisha Johnson I tried to make a joke but reading it out loud it doesn't sound like a joke.
4:35 ITS NOT WHITEOUT!!! ITS TOOTHPASTE!!! Which is soooooo much worse... you could’ve said sooo much about that
Shalva Reiss Right! Was thinking the same thing. I'm speechless at all the stupidity we have in the world, ranging from using toothpaste instead of whiteout to war.
It’s whiteout, it turned yellowish.
Daphic whiteout doesn’t come in a tube like that my nigga
Wtf why don’t they just use glue or something
Shut the fuck up
“This isn’t a life hack, this is just child porn”. This has come up way more than it should in my life.
..what
excuuuuse mee...
P A R D O N
Relatable
FBI OPEN UP
*Aw my lil feet*
*yeeeeeah, rooolllll that shiiiit*
i am confustion
愛 thank you, i appreciate your kindness, however I was merely quoting the video and can confirm that my feet are, in fact, quite large.
Janneke I know, I was just making a joke...
愛 as was I
thank god you made a video about jake paul or else the youtube algorithm probably would've hidden all of your amazing videos from me forever
too much jake paul in your sugestions
May Flemming I made a vid about Jake Paul and my videos are still hidden 😂...😐...😞...😭
He's not the only one who has made a vid about Jake Paul LUL
if drew posted an hour-long video filled with nothing but more of his parody life hacks i wouldn't be mad
And this was the day when drew went insane
But he still had his life hacks
“All that from one orange?” That orange stuff is just a simpsons bit
I frequently come back to this video just to watch the "oh my little feet" part. Idk why but it has me rolling every time.
Now I can roooooollll that shiiiit
*puts money into sponge* STREET SMARTS
Y-yeah I grew up on the streets
If you can’t afford a money clip, a store-bought sponge is fine
I love John Mulaney
OMFG
Putting money into a sponge really throws them off their rhythm.
i always watch this video till the end no matter how many times but i just don’t want you to know
drew, i smell all your videos.
randi sjursen GENIUS
Omg
Omg
randi sjursen I hear all his videos
Life hack: Dying less will actually make you live longer!
i told my dad this and he told me to go away
Life hack: people die when they are killed
(I’m sorry about this.)
I could quite happily watch Drew show off his life hacks as he sinks slowly into insanity until one of us kills the other. Wait, he wasn't supposed to know about that yet. Take it again. 3, 2, 1...I could quite happily watch Drew show off his life hacks as he sinks slowly into insanity for heaps of time. CUT!
Nobody noticed the first bit right. I think I smoothed it over about as well as anyone could possibly do. He'll find out what's happening soon enough. Cue evil laugh. Send.
7:30 Why not use the razor blade
Swagmaster696969 ? You do use the razor, for the sponge. Didn't you watch the video?
Swagmaster696969 ? Well then it wouldn't be a life hack now would it sweetie
i have to give credit to drew because he has one of the most diverse comment section i have seen
Omfg this was so good, we need a return to this comedic cadence and style. My fav video of his so far
Life hacks? Uh, yeah, I sure hope they do.
I love your pfp
Quality
GhetsisIsThicc lel vine reference
LAAARS
500🤠
Bad, smell you like seem you, and videos your like don’t I Drew
Wait... What?
The comment is backwards. I like the comma placement for extra confusion though, well done.
I agree
@@imae22 lmao i forgot that was my user. lost a bet, don't do fortnite.
@@imae22 haha seems like you didn't watch vid till the end wooooosh
Hate to break it to ya
But yes
People do math in pen
It’s honestly psychotic
I do it so I can see my mistakes
The only good life hack in this is the runescape one
I wonder if the laptop in the runescape winter sweepstake is pre-lifehacked to do that?
Drew didn’t even realize that there’s actual pens that can hide paper in them so that life hack was spending like 20 minutes on something you can pay 10 bucks for
the 2 and a half minute skit at the beginning was absolutely worth it
he and jacksfilms should make a collab
Blossom Peach litfamfilms
pip ah yes, my mistake
foreheads
Blossom Peach
They honestly should
Truee
This guy looks just like Drew Gooden!
I’m just kidding, I know his name is Cody Ko
Stop kidding he is John Mulaney
Nishat Tasnim I thought he was Danny?
@@noodlearg9745 No Danny is his clone I guess.
you guys are so stupid 🙄. obviously this is kurtis
dry lettuce naw I think it might be Ryan Trahan
6:38 also, if the mason jar just so happens to be too small for your hand, they sell sponges literally everywhere that are designed to reach into those type of cups.
When is Amanda coming back from the Afghanistan war? She needs her channel back.
Drew I already forgot what you said to comment because I have the memory span of a goldfish
Prest: "Anyone who thinks Amanda and Drew shouldn't get married, speak now!"
Danny: "ME! I'm adopting Drew's baby!"
well yes but actually no
Priest*
Sorry I have OCD and I'm a perfectionist, I needed one person to correct you
@@woman4220 I'm*
Your pfp:
Mom come pick me up I’m scared
LOGAN PAIL?!
Drew, I don't like your smell bad and you seem like you videos
Much agree very I
"why do we have so many tape measures??" -story of my dad's life
The sponge was actually kinda cool, like as a nice way to hide money while your in Australia scuba diving with the elephants. Ya know? Because that’s when it’s useful...
You're*
UndefinedError he’s joking you can’t go scuba diving with elephants it’s meant to make no sense
Oh yeah, just a casual weekend
Drew I like your videos and you smell good
Go_duck_yourself SHUT UP NERD
@@gianna8110 i pitty you
How dare you tell him something like that DELETE THIS COMMENT
Dude drew's shower curtain looks like my pillows
Why does it always have to start with your babe googling for divorce 😂
For the funny
for the funny
@@phanic.at.the.disco. your profile pic is the best
for the funny
4 teh funnie
Drew, I don't like your smell, and you seem like you make videos
Azzlanoid fuck you, you idiot
Zombector *what*
Zombector
Someone didn't watch the whole video
InsightAbe05 Someone didn't watch the previous video
videos bad*
Drew not knowing the difference between white out and toothpaste is great.
I feel like the money in the sponge is a prison trick lol
Until the sponge gets wet...
@@Bongthroat maybe its a canadian prison life hack
I learned the one at 5:30 (which is a hot water bottle to warm their feet) in jail sooo....
@@Bongthroat US currency can be washed and it won’t disintegrate.
@@LunarEleven you were in jail?
Why?
Having a hard time scooping icecream? Just put the spoon in the microwave then try.
oof
Hahahah
Hahahahaha
I once microwaved a spoon... nothing happened
Ooooo you’re hard
I'm 0:43 and I'm laughing like a maniac lmaoooo it's the subtle eyebrow raise at the end lollll