What is Rick Lax doing?

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  • @thesnakethatrattles4715
    @thesnakethatrattles4715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72164

    ploopy

    • @frogsreprettycool2146
      @frogsreprettycool2146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2608

      the snake that rattles haha
      Edit: my most liked comment is me just saying haha.....

    • @miguelcanizares7522
      @miguelcanizares7522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      ?

    • @strudelh
      @strudelh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1667

      Scoopity woop

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1246

      Exactly what I was gonna say

    • @queenie6201
      @queenie6201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1991

      How dare you? How dare you use an unforgivable insult such as that,

  • @shannonevans2702
    @shannonevans2702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5026

    Rick stopped doing Math and started doing meth

    • @mightbeiguess
      @mightbeiguess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      this comment is underrated

    • @trit2580
      @trit2580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      bold to assume he wasn't high to begin with

    • @0NoneOfTheAbove0
      @0NoneOfTheAbove0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I mean if he’s willing to pour Red Bull on a hammer he must be on that meth...

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The dangers of poor spelling.

    • @hollywoodwitches
      @hollywoodwitches 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

  • @NK-mp2nn
    @NK-mp2nn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2168

    "facebook magician" is the worst word combination ever

    • @guaceldono7231
      @guaceldono7231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      N K
      “So what do you do for a living?”
      “Well...”

    • @NK-mp2nn
      @NK-mp2nn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@awkwardlyposing1580 facebook magician is sadder, i think

    • @nebuvalon
      @nebuvalon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NK-mp2nn equally sad

    • @wayward5219
      @wayward5219 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Quera Lawyer?

  • @sword8392
    @sword8392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11999

    pov: you're amanda and you're watching your husband slowly lose his grip on reality in the comfort of your own kitchen

    • @timtalksanimations9171
      @timtalksanimations9171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +440

      This would make a great horror game where you, Amanda, saw your husband at the kitchen doing weird shid and slowly losing his mind. The goal is to hide and survive while you wait for your mother in about 2 hours

    • @goldenclasp
      @goldenclasp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      don't you mean, lose his grip on assorted vegetables?

    • @TheEmbessyNetwork
      @TheEmbessyNetwork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@timtalksanimations9171 the sequel would be Amanda taping Drew doing those Life Hack skits and she has to make it through the entire filming of it. If she leaves him during a hack, she loses.

    • @michailathomas358
      @michailathomas358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      funny babe

    • @anxiousscribe
      @anxiousscribe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      No! She's already been through enough in Afghanistan.

  • @MariaTex3
    @MariaTex3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1822

    I used to wonder why my college required us to take a media literacy course, but everytime I see the responses to Rick Lax's videos, it suddenly makes sense.

    • @SquidwardTentacles-jl6me
      @SquidwardTentacles-jl6me ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I FARTED AT 10:23

    • @RitzStarr
      @RitzStarr 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Reading replies on popular social media things like youtube videos and facebook posts is honestly a bit terrifying. I dunno how we've gone anywhere as a species. There are a -lot- of very, very dumb people in this world.

    • @Glaycier
      @Glaycier 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      A lot of things on social media make me think that we need a media literacy course to be essential in high school.

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@RitzStarr Huge correction I wanted to make: There are a lot of very dumb people on the internet*.
      No, the world is not as stupid as you think it is, you are simply jaded because you spend a lot of time on the internet. This is not a diss at you btw, I used to feel so helpless being a part of society with how stupid people are, until I like.... quit using the internet all the time. I especially do not use social media unless I'm making a rare post to my Instagram, which is privated and is only shared with the friends I've made at university (so I'm not tempted to show off like most of Instagram does). I still watch a lot of TH-cam, so I've decided to limit myself to checking maybe 3-5 comment sections for only a few minutes. Even in those few minutes I'll see some comments so stupid that I ask myself if it's worth making myself upset at this moment, realize it isn't worth it, and then I scroll back up.
      Seriously, if you cut out 90% of unnecessary media absorption, you will start to feel better in a matter of weeks, if not days. If you're like me and you struggle with mental health (or general feelings of helplessness), cut out social media. It really is not worth it. Even to this day I still have not made a FaceBook account and I do not regret it. Life feels so much more personal and full when you limit yourself to the people you love (and those people are often close to you). That's not to say you should never open Twitter or Reddit or Instagram and whatnot; it just means you might have an internet addiction without realizing it. I didn't think I had an internet addiction until I cut out all the unnecessary shit.
      Anyway, the internet makes it so easy to feel like everyone on the planet is dumb. But you have to remember that the internet is not an accurate depiction of society--it is only an accurate depiction of terminally online idiots. If you are not a terminally online idiot, you do not need to be on the internet as much as they are. That's something I learned a while ago and I've been happier and calmer since. It might work for you too!

    • @shpup
      @shpup 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      MIDDLE SCHOOLS put it in MIDDLE SCHOOLS

  • @jotarokujo7780
    @jotarokujo7780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14219

    Everyone gangsta until Rick lax breaks into your house pours redbull on you and then folds you

    • @joemother2927
      @joemother2927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +637

      You mean makes you portable

    • @lylaa3145
      @lylaa3145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +448

      At least you'll be portable

    • @tuffybuffy
      @tuffybuffy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      So is ricks stand like a Pepsi man sort of thing, but with Red Bull?

    • @jotarokujo7780
      @jotarokujo7780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Tuffy Buffy his stand is an actual Red Bull

    • @maymonko7081
      @maymonko7081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@jotarokujo7780 How is jolyne doing? :)

  • @JR-yt3xc
    @JR-yt3xc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    The balloon didn't inflate because it wasn't red. Every chemist with a Phd degree knows this!

    • @sks4849
      @sks4849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everyone knows this

    • @borger525
      @borger525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s basic thermochemistry!

  • @marchvolt488
    @marchvolt488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3367

    Drew Gooden and John Mulaney:
    they both don't seem to know what tf they're doing and they're surprised they got married 98% of the time

    • @Bduboff
      @Bduboff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      They sound a lot alike too.

    • @transmasc
      @transmasc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      They’re also simultaneously the smartest and dumbest men ever

    • @saturnerens
      @saturnerens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      HE SOUNDS SO MUCH LIKE HIM TIN THIS VIDEO

    • @pixeltiger4204
      @pixeltiger4204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      also men who should be gay but by some mistake in creation are straight.

    • @skriddlehiddles
      @skriddlehiddles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is correct on every level

  • @karmann007
    @karmann007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4968

    My mom actually came up to me and showed me the flexible hammer video, and then proceeded to rant about how harmful the chemicals in Redbull are. That was the first time I seriously questioned my moms intelligence.

    • @kaliyuga1476
      @kaliyuga1476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      you should listen to her

    • @sherwingonsalves8821
      @sherwingonsalves8821 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Red bull is harmful though

    • @N_IRL
      @N_IRL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +779

      @@kaliyuga1476 They probably know that Red Bull is unhealthy, it's the fact that their mom believed the video that concerns them

    • @dongloid
      @dongloid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +699

      @@kaliyuga1476 when i drink red bull i turn to rubber

    • @sequinnfrancysco
      @sequinnfrancysco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +525

      @@dongloid when i drink red bull i become portable

  • @crust428
    @crust428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13130

    “eye-opening Facebook and now I closing Facebook” made me laugh way more than it should have

    • @rhitichattopadhyay5416
      @rhitichattopadhyay5416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      I was drinking water and did an honest to God spit take

    • @lifeontheledgerlines8394
      @lifeontheledgerlines8394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@rhitichattopadhyay5416 Doing a beautiful spit take is one of my life goals
      Quarantine is getting to me

    • @lilacyuu
      @lilacyuu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Honestly same. I clicked the like button as soon as I heard it

    • @itsella9400
      @itsella9400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed

    • @Lex-wm1hd
      @Lex-wm1hd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

  • @WickedPhase
    @WickedPhase 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9639

    "Now the bread is portable" sounds like a surreal meme lol

    • @coolattas6309
      @coolattas6309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      HeyItsMeDaisy
      P o r t a b l e

    • @Noobish_
      @Noobish_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Man now people will think I copied your comment

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Drew commented on my new video!*

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Drew commented on my new video!*

    • @Sarah-om4es
      @Sarah-om4es 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      *insert stonks face on a piece of bread*
      Portbael

  • @iKnowaNoah
    @iKnowaNoah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9512

    The word "stinky" being said by a grown, married man in his own kitchen after spilling Red Bull and vinegar all over a hammer is the funniest thing I'll see in a while

  • @TSKyanite
    @TSKyanite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Fun fact: Rick Lax was the first manager of Michigan fan favorite rock band Tally Hall, the band that introduced us to Rob Cantor of Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf fame.
    Iirc, while Rick Lax wasn't the one who inspired cannibal, he was most likely there as they were helping their friend move when their other friend Andrew started whispering "Shia Labeouf" which inspired the song

    • @desertracoon9599
      @desertracoon9599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Can’t believe this monster took some part in making the ruler of everything

    • @TSKyanite
      @TSKyanite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@desertracoon9599 if it makes you feel better, Joe Hawley wrote ruler of everything before Tally Hall was a band.
      Then again, not sure how much better that is

    • @Kenzie-Soup.n.Squash
      @Kenzie-Soup.n.Squash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I was about to comment about the layer of tally hell im in now but you beat me to it.
      Rick lax also played a few parts in the internet show, he was the magic fish

    • @desertracoon9599
      @desertracoon9599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Kenzie-Soup.n.Squash fish magic, magic fish

    • @SquidwardTentacles-jl6me
      @SquidwardTentacles-jl6me ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I FARTED AT 10:23

  • @whatokay_
    @whatokay_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11315

    Either his kitchen is weirdly small or he’s alarmingly tall

    • @TeethHaver
      @TeethHaver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +742

      WhatOkay alarmingly tall man

    • @minecraftshortstories9977
      @minecraftshortstories9977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +639

      It’s because of the table in the middle lmao

    • @shiivainu9442
      @shiivainu9442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +442

      I say both

    • @youresohot1392
      @youresohot1392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

      The Liquid Fire it’s an island Edit: I’m high and legally blind so ignore that

    • @cobymeanssomething6028
      @cobymeanssomething6028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Drew I’d pretty tall

  • @SplitMaw
    @SplitMaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4555

    No phrase has filled me with such indescribable, existential dread as "now the bread is portable."

    • @luka_8
      @luka_8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      This sentence literally sounds like a shitpost

    • @jayk5969
      @jayk5969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      gives me flashbacks to the "shoves breadsticks inside purse" meme

    • @danielschmidt2186
      @danielschmidt2186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FIMALLY

    • @virginiavanni8061
      @virginiavanni8061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      There's something lovecraftian about it.... Some unspeakable horror

    • @botanivich
      @botanivich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The pizza is aggressive

  • @rossanagarcia4650
    @rossanagarcia4650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1659

    Im uncomfortable that drew is standing up, ive only seen his sitting down side

    • @41052
      @41052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Your profile pic is perfect for this comment

    • @Sturla-Tyr
      @Sturla-Tyr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Then you haven't seen many Drew Gooden videos

    • @enzoqueijao
      @enzoqueijao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      All these fake fans that never saw Drew's luscious body smh

    • @oliver_juliet
      @oliver_juliet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol he's standing up in his profile picture

    • @sociwjsoc2836
      @sociwjsoc2836 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @anunaskedforopinion
    @anunaskedforopinion ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I thought Drew was kidding about not knowing anything about cooking, but then he called a baking sheet "a weird tray" and didn't know what a garlic press is.

  • @Randomsae
    @Randomsae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1855

    “What hurts the most is not that you killed someone, but that you lied about it,” said the killer’s parents

    • @Squeegee216
      @Squeegee216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Norm Macdonald

    • @Marshmallow_Trees
      @Marshmallow_Trees 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I can accept that you killed my kids...it’s the lying I cannot abide.

    • @TheCJRhodes
      @TheCJRhodes 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Paris Bardo the GOAT

    • @anonthe-third2367
      @anonthe-third2367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Reminds me of "The Irish Ballad" a song where a girl brutally kills her family but confesses because she believed lying was a sin whereas killing your baby siblinh and turning him into stew for your neighbors to eat is perfectly moral.

    • @Squeegee216
      @Squeegee216 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheCJRhodes agreed. we need more of em

  • @adamdillard1768
    @adamdillard1768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3826

    The first “experiment” didn’t work cuz it wasn’t a martini glass

    • @Video-Post-Mortem
      @Video-Post-Mortem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      And it wasn’t a red balloon.

    • @Not_Joey_7
      @Not_Joey_7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jajajajajaja

    • @izzzylinguini
      @izzzylinguini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You got a point

    • @strwber_
      @strwber_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like your video

    • @strwber_
      @strwber_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      About parkour

  • @hypr3796
    @hypr3796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8939

    imagine rick commenting saying: "you needed to use the martini glass that's the secret"

    • @ricklax5919
      @ricklax5919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +546

      You needed to use the martini glass that’s the secret.

    • @allister6092
      @allister6092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@ricklax5919 Ahahahahahha

    • @lilis4416
      @lilis4416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      He also forgot to cut the end of the balloon into the glass

    • @Max-jv3ye
      @Max-jv3ye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha yeah imagine wow crazy

    • @megafruitpunch6064
      @megafruitpunch6064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      999... 1k.... 999... 1k

  • @e.d.5766
    @e.d.5766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    The fun of magic tricks is that everyone knows that it isn't real. When you know that somebody did this using skills that basically anyone can develop, that as magical as it looks it's really being done, it creates a sense of appreciation of what's being done. Magicians lie to you for the performance, sure, but they shouldn't really try to convince you that what they're doing is really what it looks like. The key word in "magic tricks" isn't magic, it's tricks.
    The problem with these videos is that the audience isn't aware of it being fake. They aren't watching this as a magic trick, they're watching it as a real demonstration. They can't engage it as a performance because they're being deceived. It just seems like it's calling the viewer stupid, assuming that they don't know that it's fake, as opposed to magic tricks which are so honest about being fake that they push the audience to be smarter, to stay alert and think and they just might figure out how it's done.
    These magic tricks feel like they're being done by someone who understands how you do them but not why you do them. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe they just expected people to understand and didn't think about it. But it doesn't seem like they've ever clarified that, so I can only assume that they know exactly what they're doing.

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      magic tricks are cool because the trickery is so much more impressive than it just being magic but this isn't trickery it's just bad

    • @SquidwardTentacles-jl6me
      @SquidwardTentacles-jl6me ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I FARTED AT 10:23

    • @strawberryprincess88
      @strawberryprincess88 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah i agree

    • @3possumsinatrenchcoat
      @3possumsinatrenchcoat 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it's like everyone watching it has mentally regressed to a three year old, absolutely no critical thinking, which is fucking terrifying because these are supposed to be actual adults. with like actual jobs and responsibilities.

  • @galactic7458
    @galactic7458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3336

    “There’s a camera in here, isn’t there?” He narrates to his camera.

    • @CJ-iz3mp
      @CJ-iz3mp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      LMAO WAIT

    • @Userfulpo
      @Userfulpo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wait. Aren’t you subscribed to me?? That’s and insane coincidence I have 6 subs and there are thousands of comments.

    • @galactic7458
      @galactic7458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Userfulpo i am, weird... don’t remember that lmao

    • @jacksonmko
      @jacksonmko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Userfulpo why are you subscribed to morgz

    • @Userfulpo
      @Userfulpo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jacksonmko cuz the video he posted 2 days ago 😁 otherwise I wouldn’t be caught dead watching him

  • @marasxhino
    @marasxhino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2821

    I miss kids that used to comment "fake" on everything :( where did they go

  • @JoyOfCreativeService
    @JoyOfCreativeService 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1317

    Technically, bread IS portable, but NOT teleportable. I mean, you _can_ teleport bread, but it's highly disadvised.

    • @lukejensen9933
      @lukejensen9933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      But I have done nothing but that for 3 days

    • @hahafunny1317
      @hahafunny1317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      well bread also has an expiration date so even if it is portable, you'll have to throw it out one day :((

    • @ciphergacha9100
      @ciphergacha9100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      What do you mean I’ve been teleporting bread non stop for 3 days

    • @fresanegra77
      @fresanegra77 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That TF2 reference is golf

    • @gasterthemaster6490
      @gasterthemaster6490 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But I've done nothing but teleport bread for three days.

  • @milesmacadamia2824
    @milesmacadamia2824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2403

    "The hammer is wet, the kitchen is stinky, time to see if the hammer is rubber"
    -Drew Gooden's new merch

    • @soupdevourer
      @soupdevourer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I would buy it

    • @Freddie_Kurst
      @Freddie_Kurst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not gonna lie, sounds like innuendo

    • @alikaandrade3435
      @alikaandrade3435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I really wanted a rhyme.

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If the hammer is rubber, wouldn't it be a mallet?

    • @Grace-px5ck
      @Grace-px5ck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@trickytreyperfected1482 no it's a rubber hammer

  • @DakotaBirdBirdboy64
    @DakotaBirdBirdboy64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3016

    My dad saw me drinking an energy drink and lectured me about how it can make a hammer bendy so it’s ruining my insides. Now I know what he was talking about but I’m disappointed that he thought it was real

    • @myriahkeays3846
      @myriahkeays3846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Dakota Bird my mom saw the vid too and she showed it to me like ‘WOAH DID YOU KNOW YOU COULD MAKE EGGS STRETCHY?!?!?’
      No mum. No I didn’t. You should know better too

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      And this is how you both learned that your parents have dementia. I'm sorry. :(

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Call him a boomer and laugh while pointing

    • @TheEmbessyNetwork
      @TheEmbessyNetwork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I would have laughed so hysterically at him. The best inside joke ever that only myself and followers of Drew would get.

    • @aubrey6073
      @aubrey6073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My mom saw this a while ago and ever since she won’t drink energy drinks and yells at me ever time she sees me drinking it lol

  • @cassidynova3667
    @cassidynova3667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2189

    Everyone say Danny, but the dude talks like John Mulany.

    • @shreknskrubgaming7248
      @shreknskrubgaming7248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Honestly he kinda does now that you mention it. Like the voices aren't that similar, but the way they speak is in a sense.

    • @ethanangnatok8221
      @ethanangnatok8221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      A lot of their mannerisms are the same

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah everyone says that too so

    • @epicremarc
      @epicremarc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      He’s if Danny was possessed by John Mulaney

    • @fendybendy6466
      @fendybendy6466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      i think their voices are kinda similar sometimes, and the way he acts

  • @pairofdot
    @pairofdot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    I love how no one on Facebook ever stopped to think, "why the fuck would this ever work?" Especially the hammer one.

    • @gaywizard2000
      @gaywizard2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Really? The medium that brought us Trump and antivax theories, sounds like the public has maybe lost critical thinking skills???

    • @SquidwardTentacles-jl6me
      @SquidwardTentacles-jl6me ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I FARTED AT 10:23

  • @titan_bigfish262
    @titan_bigfish262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5996

    I hate it when my bread isn’t portable!!!😡

  • @conocotattoo
    @conocotattoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17532

    “lying is worse than murder... that’s not true, murder is worse”
    so... you lied?

    • @amuj5372
      @amuj5372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      bone jaw but that’s worse than murder...

    • @kingcapoctii2837
      @kingcapoctii2837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

      Achievement Unlocked: The Joke

    • @aliurrehman1402
      @aliurrehman1402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Big brain

    • @Blastof-ob2zb
      @Blastof-ob2zb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      But.....
      Lying ABOUT murder

    • @lizardflap251
      @lizardflap251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      This is the most unfunny easy to make comment I've ever seen

  • @kristopher_averett2
    @kristopher_averett2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10236

    “I opening facebook, now i closing facebook”
    That was good, drew.
    I say thank you

    • @toasty5032
      @toasty5032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahaga

    • @froginatophat1042
      @froginatophat1042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Draw*

    • @shrub5770
      @shrub5770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@froginatophat1042 Danny*

    • @fenna6541
      @fenna6541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shrub5770 Lmfaoo

    • @joeebiden_
      @joeebiden_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I read this as he said it wtf. it's so weird when that happens

  • @caiorezei
    @caiorezei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    10:46 'wet baguette' is a masterpiece of a rhyme.

  • @sophiemcintosh2850
    @sophiemcintosh2850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2392

    Pov: You’re a pack of Red Bull’s.
    You see a strange man dumping other Red Bull’s on random crap, turning the camera off, crying, then turning it on. The cycle continues for hours.

    • @hissingfaunaa
      @hissingfaunaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You're

    • @robin-hz2je
      @robin-hz2je 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      red bull's?

    • @Francis-ht5td
      @Francis-ht5td 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Like a weird sequel to sausage party

    • @roxynichols7238
      @roxynichols7238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      POV: what dose pov mean?

    • @Francis-ht5td
      @Francis-ht5td 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@roxynichols7238 point of view

  • @kreepietoast
    @kreepietoast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7006

    Drew, you’re taking this all too seriously, you need to.......
    Rick lax

    • @gypsywoman9140
      @gypsywoman9140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      By which you mean "give Rick laxatives"?

    • @robert7445
      @robert7445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      AHAHAHA

    • @emmer23
      @emmer23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I love this more than words can explain

    • @wyattreed4660
      @wyattreed4660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AHAHAHA

    • @chloem2872
      @chloem2872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I laughed at this for a solid minute

  • @TinPrince
    @TinPrince 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2445

    "Wet Baguette" is a sick indie band name if nobody has already claimed it

    • @gracehoy1581
      @gracehoy1581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Let's set up a band my guy, what instrument will you play?

    • @darblio7772
      @darblio7772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Grace Hoy can I join you guys?

    • @gracehoy1581
      @gracehoy1581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@darblio7772 of course but you'll need to find an instrument to play. I'm gonna play the baguette.

    • @argoclov7462
      @argoclov7462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      can i join and play sliced bread pan

    • @brittonkitten
      @brittonkitten 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I want in

  • @keroseneketamine
    @keroseneketamine 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    i genuinely cant believe rick lax worked with tally hall at some point in his lifetime

  • @nickmosley7272
    @nickmosley7272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2846

    You must have used sugar free Red Bull or something bc rick would never lie

    • @jadaj
      @jadaj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      and he didn’t use a red balloon . amateur

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Shouldve used red bull free red bull

    • @inferiorcitrus7833
      @inferiorcitrus7833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      It's cuz the hammer he used was plastic not wood smh 😒😒🤬

    • @BlujiBerries
      @BlujiBerries 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Obviously.

    • @KaishaLouise
      @KaishaLouise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      And the wrong types of glass

  • @sadimp1586
    @sadimp1586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    theory: rick lax came up with this evil ploy to ruin drew's marriage by making his kitchen smell like redbull and vinegar, so he could have drew all to himself.

    • @helvsA
      @helvsA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Rick Lax: So...I see you have figured out my plans. However, I can't have anyone knowing...I'm going to make sure that you can Rick-Lax in your final moments. :)

  • @rachelrodriguez8771
    @rachelrodriguez8771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25493

    Drew looks like he’s dressed for a gender reveal

    • @me-eh1zt
      @me-eh1zt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Rachel Rodriguez facts

    • @danf.2630
      @danf.2630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1279

      He's dressed AS a gender reveal LoL

    • @antonkaagthorndahl4484
      @antonkaagthorndahl4484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      @@danf.2630 both genders?

    • @Chelsea-yx2hs
      @Chelsea-yx2hs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Gibby Fkn Dies maybe twins 🤔😅

    • @danf.2630
      @danf.2630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@antonkaagthorndahl4484 I meant it as being decor with mixed colours, guess the joke didn't go through LoL

  • @oof9058
    @oof9058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Me picturing Drew alone in the kitchen talking to a camera dumping redbull on bread before his mother inlaw comes over is iconic.

  • @laurakluger5509
    @laurakluger5509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3766

    "red bull and a wet baguette" sounds like a mediocre middle school band

    • @elk1827
      @elk1827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Thanks for the band name!

    • @superemoboi2050
      @superemoboi2050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      "Red Bull and a wet baguette" sounds like the fuel behind a mediocre middle school band

    • @leonmayne797
      @leonmayne797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      It also sounds like one of those infamous videos on the dark side of the internet like ‘2 girls 1 cup’.

    • @oliviajohnson2451
      @oliviajohnson2451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *Andy Dwyer voice* "'Red Bull and a Wet Baguette' band name called it!"

    • @TryPuttingItInRice
      @TryPuttingItInRice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I love how you said "mediocre" middle school band as if there's a possibility for a band of exclusively middle schoolers to be good

  • @Ronniecrane123
    @Ronniecrane123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2083

    when I was a dumbass child I thought I was a “scientist” and I did a bunch of dumbass stuff like I wrapped a potato in tin foil and observed it for days???? I would even write notes, like, “the potato is still a potato-no changes”

    • @sonoflethal
      @sonoflethal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      Idk what you mean that's perfectly science

    • @Not_an_alligator
      @Not_an_alligator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      Woah Harvard needs to give you a research grant

    • @forgonenapster8888
      @forgonenapster8888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      At least you had the scientific method down

    • @kitcatart9492
      @kitcatart9492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I LOVE this. This is so adorable.

    • @ilikemetal2910
      @ilikemetal2910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The chemist

  • @CarronBarboza
    @CarronBarboza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1415

    "Honey why does the kitchen smell like a vinegary dumpster?"
    "THIS IS HOW WE AFFORD NICE THINGS."

  • @jadalowman
    @jadalowman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Watching Drew slowly descend into insanity is quite intertaining.

  • @ymirium
    @ymirium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +743

    "I opening facebook and now I closing facebook" was God tier

  • @haileyharalson3546
    @haileyharalson3546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    It didn’t work because you’re using sugar free Red Bull, everyone knows that sugared Red Bull has glue as the first ingredient.

  • @SalVaderG
    @SalVaderG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2142

    Drew: * looks at camera * "There's a camera in here, isn't there?"

  • @kait.HAHAHA
    @kait.HAHAHA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    We need a three-hour long video about Drew and the baguette's trip to the museum.

  • @sourinc9648
    @sourinc9648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1559

    add 1 to your age, now subtract your age, your number is 1 *MIND BLOWN*

    • @ricklax5919
      @ricklax5919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      You’re ripping me off. Stop that.

    • @miramiraonthewall133
      @miramiraonthewall133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      incrediblysour that obviously won’t work

    • @sashadawn3336
      @sashadawn3336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Whoa...how’d you do that?

    • @amaiperry4783
      @amaiperry4783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha I I’m the 69th like

    • @emilyyeeyee8064
      @emilyyeeyee8064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Rick Lax did you change your account name just for this?

  • @seaofbees783
    @seaofbees783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3390

    Who’s gonna tell drew that mr.lax has an entire show on Snapchat called “the magic show” where he does more of these?

    • @eucalynn7645
      @eucalynn7645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Bailey Hakes don’t forget that diy Snapchat channel that made toilet wine

    • @seaofbees783
      @seaofbees783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Eucalynn we don’t talk about that 🤢

    • @hronyrh
      @hronyrh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Let's just replace Simon Cowell with Lax
      They both worth shit

    • @Pontificate
      @Pontificate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Add a question mark

    • @eucalynn7645
      @eucalynn7645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bailey Hakes someone needs to talk about it it’s been haunting me for months

  • @itsryderbabey8885
    @itsryderbabey8885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1268

    It’s like Rick Lax bought a case of Redbull, realized Redbull is terrible, and then asked himself: what could possibly be worse than _drinking_ a Redbull?

    • @sundayf.298
      @sundayf.298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm proud to say I'm your 666th like.

    • @isaacplays3412
      @isaacplays3412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm 898th like

    • @joshlaverick2002
      @joshlaverick2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *realised

    • @sundayf.298
      @sundayf.298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joshlaverick2002 realized*

    • @itsryderbabey8885
      @itsryderbabey8885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Josh Laverick Not in Canada but good shot man

  • @caitlinhsu9074
    @caitlinhsu9074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    monthly reminder that Rick Lax went to college with and was close personal friends with Tally Hall, the band that made the songs The Bidding, Ruler of Everything, and Hidden in the Sand

    • @icedmorning7610
      @icedmorning7610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was also their first manager and appeared in some skits they filmed (look up “Tally Hall magical fish”)

    • @cookiehawk
      @cookiehawk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      nice

  • @hapcot
    @hapcot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12278

    Drew is either very tall, or his kitchen is actually a Little Tikes playset

    • @red4953
      @red4953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1122

      He’s only 5’9 so he’s like average I have no idea why his kitchen is so small I only noticed it cause you brought it up😭

    • @hapcot
      @hapcot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @LemonLord What?

    • @rubyred3580
      @rubyred3580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@hapcot stolen :(

    • @jwinget1999
      @jwinget1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +502

      @@red4953 he is atleast 6 feet. Danny once said in a video that he is 5feet10 and Drew is taller than him.

    • @asei231
      @asei231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@jwinget1999 maybe danny was kneeling-

  • @sarahharman9879
    @sarahharman9879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    The fact that the microwave is stuck at one second. The fact that Drew's shirt is three different shirts stitched together. The fact that he ate the bread.

    • @meredithadams5495
      @meredithadams5495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      A mf saint.
      Hands down.
      Your pants.
      (Sorry i had to, i swear im not an Onision. )

    • @drteddy2609
      @drteddy2609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@meredithadams5495 "an onision" a new defenition we all know.

  • @luismorelos1334
    @luismorelos1334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3934

    His microwave is constantly on 1 second and its giving me anxiety

    • @lycanphelps8694
      @lycanphelps8694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeeeeees

    • @acek2016
      @acek2016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Ugh I noticed that and it made me angry

    • @carsonsusie
      @carsonsusie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sameeeee

    • @meghanmoleski7219
      @meghanmoleski7219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      can’t let the bomb go off

    • @alec3280
      @alec3280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He must have done it on purpose!! I have OCD too and I couldn't focus

  • @monstertangle
    @monstertangle ปีที่แล้ว +33

    rick lax making his online start in a song where his character does fake magic tricks to dupe people and ending up Here will always be very funny to me

  • @reshmiles3583
    @reshmiles3583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    9:57
    "there's a camera in here isn't there,"
    said the tall white man, standing infront of a camera

  • @milessellami478
    @milessellami478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    why does drew need portable bread, he has that cake following him everywhere

    • @nostalgiagatuna
      @nostalgiagatuna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Miles Sellami OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @r.fdraws4138
      @r.fdraws4138 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t get.... h e l o m e u n d e r s t a n d

    • @art_and_sh.t4265
      @art_and_sh.t4265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@r.fdraws4138 people often call thick asses "cake". OP is saying that drew has a nice ass.

    • @webcrawler8244
      @webcrawler8244 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      👍 Funny Joke Man 🤝😸

  • @samuelyoung3090
    @samuelyoung3090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1570

    Drew looks like hes in a toy house when hes standing in his kitchen.

    • @handsomest1
      @handsomest1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      sam young HOW YOU LOOK?

    • @samuelyoung3090
      @samuelyoung3090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@handsomest1 Picture a toy in a toy house. I look like that toy

    • @handsomest1
      @handsomest1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      sam young picturing ..a power ranger

    • @strawberrypie7077
      @strawberrypie7077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sam young LMAOOO

    • @samuelyoung3090
      @samuelyoung3090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@handsomest1 That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me ❤

  • @morganorwhatever
    @morganorwhatever ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This video is so ricklaxing

  • @suna173.6jm
    @suna173.6jm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    1:04 "eye-opening facebook and now eye-closing facebook" has to be the best lame pun youve ever made

    • @camerynr8344
      @camerynr8344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm mad because I actually laughed at it 😭

  • @dietryinundeleted423
    @dietryinundeleted423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    1 second left on the microwave, someone considerate was nuking a midnight snack.

    • @josephdawson5214
      @josephdawson5214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I noticed that too and was desperately looking through the comments for someone else to notice

    • @sepiahoney
      @sepiahoney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that was bugging me the entire time hahaha

    • @MarkusFredriksen
      @MarkusFredriksen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i always do this because i dont like the beeping lmaooo

    • @noahrichardson-lauve2029
      @noahrichardson-lauve2029 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@josephdawson5214 same lmao

  • @digitalharmony26
    @digitalharmony26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3847

    “Wet baguette” sounds very nice to the ear. The image isn’t pleasant, but the sound is.

  • @--Ch3rry-B1oss0m--
    @--Ch3rry-B1oss0m-- ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It still baffles me that Drew Gooden is, in one of the most obscure ways, related to tally hall.

  • @punology6829
    @punology6829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    "eye opening facebook and now eye closing facebook" has the same energy as road work ahead

    • @nunyabizness6044
      @nunyabizness6044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      punology bruh that’s because he made the road work ahead vine lol

    • @punology6829
      @punology6829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@nunyabizness6044 i know lol

    • @artistictutorials3246
      @artistictutorials3246 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It really doesn’t

    • @DimaPreo_
      @DimaPreo_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like your profile picture UwU

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nunyabiz Ness woah really? Oh wow I bet he never even considered that when making his comment! Gee willy!

  • @alicebarrah1959
    @alicebarrah1959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1020

    “this weird tray” drew has never seen a baking tray before

    • @gabrielhiggins9991
      @gabrielhiggins9991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      *danny

    • @cas6174
      @cas6174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      kurtis*

    • @isaac_759
      @isaac_759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      *kody co

    • @Chackravartin
      @Chackravartin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jarvis*

    • @Marveats
      @Marveats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i’m pretty sure he called it weird because it was already in the house when they moved in but i still agree lol

  • @vincentg6613
    @vincentg6613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I like how you can see the caffeine seeping through his pours. Just starts bouncing half way through the video.

    • @Cowboy_Frog
      @Cowboy_Frog 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      *pores

  • @khushveergrewal7937
    @khushveergrewal7937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1350

    "hammer is wet, the kitchen is stinky, time to see if the hammer is rubber" - Drew Gooden a real poet.

    • @discontinuedcat1697
      @discontinuedcat1697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why did I read "hammer" as "hamster"?

    • @mman6564
      @mman6564 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If instead of rubber he had said sticky it would have been great

    • @sashamensh7028
      @sashamensh7028 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was scrolling through the comments and as soon as he said that I saw ur comment

  • @Ttthestoryteller
    @Ttthestoryteller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    His demeanor becomes a lot more threatening when you realize he's basically a giant

    • @offbeatkiki
      @offbeatkiki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I have been thinking that this entire video lmfao

    • @ice9232
      @ice9232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      First time i thought of him as not calm

    • @vermouthsweet4718
      @vermouthsweet4718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@keremmertsubas1322 2.08m

    • @bekah13
      @bekah13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hes 5’9? maybe your thinking of the basketball player, also called Drew Gooden who is 6’10

    • @vermouthsweet4718
      @vermouthsweet4718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@bekah13 yes, drew played basketball. before he became a youtuber he was a professional basketball player. he mentions it in almost every video.

  • @PablitoAndCo
    @PablitoAndCo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3654

    "Now the bread is portable."
    Finally, a way to carry my bread from one place to another, I was tired of not being able to move my bread because it wasn't portable enough.

  • @bradmcgowan5453
    @bradmcgowan5453 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how no one questions the cuts in ricks video, like it’s super obvious he’s switching out the items for the prop ones during these cuts

  • @linhza501
    @linhza501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6581

    Stupid question: can red bull potentially sue this Rick guy, for falsely presenting their products'?

    • @macaronicheese8721
      @macaronicheese8721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +999

      I would assume so. Misleading the public about their products is basically defamation, right?

    • @podojun
      @podojun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      Nguyen Gia Linh Damn I’m actually curious about that now

    • @matthewszklany101
      @matthewszklany101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +455

      Maybe that's why the video was taken down??

    • @briangriffith4574
      @briangriffith4574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Red bull probably doesn't want the Streisand effect so they just ignore it.

    • @fabra1122
      @fabra1122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      Wasn’t there a case where a guy sued redbull because the advertisements said it enables makes you fly?
      So they probably can sue someone advertising their product in a wrong way

  • @tommylehomme8695
    @tommylehomme8695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5027

    The snarkier he gets, the more like John Mulaney he sounds

    • @elk1827
      @elk1827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Such a blessing

    • @AnGeL-xi1bs
      @AnGeL-xi1bs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      it’s his john mulaney mode that activates as he approaches insanity

    • @janer2091
      @janer2091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol I can't unheard it

    • @danielpatrick77
      @danielpatrick77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Literally just thought it and then saw your comment immediately... eerie

    • @sunsetskye483
      @sunsetskye483 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

  • @spimuru5040
    @spimuru5040 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    watching this hits different after learning that Rick Lax is strongly associated with my favorite band ever.

    • @SKYPORF
      @SKYPORF 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same

    • @elec_tr0n
      @elec_tr0n 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      FOR REAL

    • @Mrsaretz
      @Mrsaretz หลายเดือนก่อน

      REALLL

  • @michaeldot3s544
    @michaeldot3s544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Me spending my time watching a lunatic tall white man dousing his hammer in redbull and vinegar two hours before his mother in-law visits.

  • @ItsNiche
    @ItsNiche 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1123

    "I'm gonna take my wedding ring off because right now i don't deserve to be married"
    Fair call hahaha.

    • @rajalove9
      @rajalove9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Devotee was looking for this! Haha loved it

    • @dusk4819
      @dusk4819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Where was this?

    • @mirinana
      @mirinana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dusk481 9:04

    • @dusk4819
      @dusk4819 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      mirina thx

  • @jaehyunstt4709
    @jaehyunstt4709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3480

    "I'm taking off my wedding ring because right now I don't deserve to be married" - Drew
    *lmfaooooooo*

    • @peachpie4219
      @peachpie4219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fuck you fight me stupid bitch

    • @spencer-despawned
      @spencer-despawned 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@peachpie4219 good god dude are you okay

    • @peachpie4219
      @peachpie4219 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      grxce Get in line

    • @spencer-despawned
      @spencer-despawned 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      SSGSJ3KKx20LimitBreaker Gogito oh screw off dude

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      SSGSJ3KKx20LimitBreaker Gogito
      You alright there buddy

  • @TheGhostWriterGirl
    @TheGhostWriterGirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Love that Drew and Danny have the same arch-nemesis: hot glue.

  • @allihuston797
    @allihuston797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1091

    Drew: this table is short, if only i were able to be in a sitting position someway, its like i need some sort of sitting device..... welp, guess i'll just stand

    • @ultimatequeenofdeath666
      @ultimatequeenofdeath666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Olivia Jessica he wasnt asking you OLIVIA

    • @bulldozer8950
      @bulldozer8950 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I bet rick could use his magic skills to invent some such device, involving rebuke again.

  • @savv.z
    @savv.z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1503

    If Chemistry really was just pouring energy drinks on bread then I wouldn’t be drowning in homework rn

    • @ddrox919
      @ddrox919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      but you would be drowning in redbull 😎

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha

    • @Aves
      @Aves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, you'd be drowning in energy drinks instead.

  • @sof_t_
    @sof_t_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    "I'm going to take my wedding ring off because right now I don't deserve to be married" I am crYING

  • @elisosceles
    @elisosceles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It's hard to imagine this man was affiliated with tally hall

  • @theketchupking7794
    @theketchupking7794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    drew i’m starting to think more and more everyday that you are just john mulaney in a little makeup

    • @bugzimm2527
      @bugzimm2527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TheKetchupKing who’s drew

    • @julianvillafan8394
      @julianvillafan8394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Bug Zimm wait.... isn’t he Danny?

    • @Kook_Krazy
      @Kook_Krazy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Wait your telling me that isn’t John Mulaney with some makeup on?

    • @cromk_514
      @cromk_514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      John and drew would be a great duo lol

    • @Kevin-xx3oy
      @Kevin-xx3oy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was honestly thinking the same thing. It's the exact same ridiculous humor and I'm here for it

  • @RJD-kf1xz
    @RJD-kf1xz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2990

    Ah yes, Drew Gooden. Otherwise known as TH-cam's John Mulaney

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      RJD1116 drew and danny are both criminal sketch artist interpretations of john mulaney

    • @thunderstickme
      @thunderstickme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I feel like he's more Paul Scheer

    • @samb3209
      @samb3209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Drew has so much John Mulaney energy in this video

    • @jaynelson7123
      @jaynelson7123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      they're both tall asian children :)

    • @mayanaashley-carner9918
      @mayanaashley-carner9918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      accurate if john mulaney wasnt annoying as shit

  • @ohnoitsdonn7286
    @ohnoitsdonn7286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1799

    The fact that drew has 1 second left on his Microwave showing he was eating something at 3 in the morning makes me happy

    • @skrewrgodproten4807
      @skrewrgodproten4807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      But the oven says about 7:00

    • @thefightknight3941
      @thefightknight3941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I noticed that too

    • @sophiajohnson9090
      @sophiajohnson9090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oops, I didn't see this and commented the same thing XD great minds think alike I guess

    • @KatRinaZLuv369
      @KatRinaZLuv369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol I came looking for this comment bc I knew someone had to have seen it

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @KalCium Gaming He was pointing out that the time on the oven suggests that it isn't 3am.

  • @Wendriz
    @Wendriz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    6:44 Uhhhhhh Drew what?

    • @clixhe
      @clixhe 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I never caught that joke lol if that's what he meant

  • @Irene-ph5cm
    @Irene-ph5cm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    This is just Drew losing his mind for 13.40 minutes straight

    • @neeleedave
      @neeleedave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      whos drew

    • @nachonation4634
      @nachonation4634 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amethyst Aesthetic look at the name of the chanel

    • @inkybinkybonkie
      @inkybinkybonkie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      NACHO NATION nah thats def danny

    • @whalienabi
      @whalienabi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is Danny though...

    • @egelordbutbetter8288
      @egelordbutbetter8288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sir this is Danny Gooden...

  • @AlexisTwoLastNames
    @AlexisTwoLastNames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    people on facebook are on another lvl of the opposite of “dont believe everything you see on the internet”

    • @emmettdonkeydoodle6230
      @emmettdonkeydoodle6230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Panda Candies while they share the picture of a dog with cancer in hopes they aid in his recovery

    • @blottovonsozzlebooks1427
      @blottovonsozzlebooks1427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It really makes you understand the political situation in this country. People are so goddamn stupid it's incredible.

    • @jafarfromalladin8257
      @jafarfromalladin8257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@blottovonsozzlebooks1427 what country? The internet? Facebook?

  • @OhThatTyler
    @OhThatTyler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4132

    I don’t want to be “that guy”, but Rick was using Monster energy drinks in his video, not Red Bull. That’s DEFINITELY why yours didn’t work!

    • @bigdumby6915
      @bigdumby6915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Tyler Birth I really hope you’re joking

    • @deevine888
      @deevine888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Canadian King Coins he’s hoking

    • @hiitsnicetomeetyou
      @hiitsnicetomeetyou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +448

      I know right! Drew is such an amateur. At least he's learning from the best though, can't do better than Rick Lax

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@bigdumby6915 tell me you didn't woosh this hard.....

    • @paladinkraus
      @paladinkraus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@bigdumby6915 r/whoooosh

  • @cypress8111
    @cypress8111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    6 pm is a strangely specific time for you to do this, Drew
    As soon as I noticed the clock I litteraly just watched it to see how long Drew takes for recording these things

  • @bananad9659
    @bananad9659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4366

    "I'm gonna take my wedding ring off because right now i dont deserve to be married"

    • @aristology6912
      @aristology6912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah we watched the video

    • @bananad9659
      @bananad9659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      @@aristology6912 i just thought it was funny :(

    • @yungoldman2823
      @yungoldman2823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nice comment👌

    • @clare-sv3do
      @clare-sv3do 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      @@bananad9659 It is funny lol
      I like when people put their favorite quotes from the video in the comments :)

    • @bananad9659
      @bananad9659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@clare-sv3do i like it too! thank you :))

  • @loganpraz2566
    @loganpraz2566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    “Don’t wanna change any variables here” “So I don’t have a martini glass...”

  • @Azeria
    @Azeria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4473

    chicken egg best egg

    • @nickspencer2207
      @nickspencer2207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Here before this comment blows up because you’re verified

    • @Azeria
      @Azeria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@nickspencer2207 it's an old video, it won't, i just wanted to comment below my favourite kind of egg

    • @buddiblockgamer
      @buddiblockgamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Chicken egg scares me. My favorite is ground egg.

    • @papanonon4171
      @papanonon4171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am a chicken egg exploder

    • @Sam-hs5ve
      @Sam-hs5ve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      no >:(

  • @jordynk3558
    @jordynk3558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    12:28 you could have told me sooner drew! I’m already in my third year of college studying French just so I can watch spongebob on netflix!!!

  • @Gab-qj1ck
    @Gab-qj1ck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    “lying is worse than murder” big john mulaney vibes

    • @lauren-zi6pb
      @lauren-zi6pb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      is this actually a john mulaney quote??? i dont remember him every saying that but it reminded me of john mulaney so much as soon as he said it

    • @starryjupiter3560
      @starryjupiter3560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg I know

    • @Gab-qj1ck
      @Gab-qj1ck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lauren 5876 i thought it was too but i can’t find anything

    • @Kassdestruction
      @Kassdestruction 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      i think the quote you guys are thinking of is “yknow, like a liar.”

    • @ajorsini7
      @ajorsini7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      same energy as “midget is as bad as the n word” “first of all...no”

  • @trashycat3
    @trashycat3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +915

    “honey how come the hammer is in the sink?”
    “I dont know, who are you? you don’t sound like my wife”
    best thing I’ve heard

  • @joemother2927
    @joemother2927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    So does this mean that if I pour Red Bull on myself I too will be portable.

  • @yawninglion1677
    @yawninglion1677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I think this is my favorite Drew video. No matter how often I watch it, it always scratches that itch.

  • @demjjin
    @demjjin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    I laughed hysterically at “now the bread is portable” for a solid twenty minutes when i saw it on twitter and it brings me great joy to see it discussed here

  • @khaoniaow6220
    @khaoniaow6220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1326

    How does Drew not laugh at his own jokes. Like I started crying of laughter at the bread part

    • @meanie330
      @meanie330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No you didn't

    • @kyleecaudill
      @kyleecaudill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No he's not funny anymore. This video is just sad.

    • @AGwS
      @AGwS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      damn the replies,, yeouch, different people have different tastes of humor

    • @gayretard7855
      @gayretard7855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Kywee Cawdell what do you mean he’s pretty much kept the same humor for most of his time on TH-cam

    • @somename371
      @somename371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@kyleecaudill sad? I think it's super funny, maybe his style changed. So what? Different people, different humour that doesn't mean his videos got bad. I think they got better.